Satanicide
... that the New York-based mock metal / glam metal band Satanicide replaced their bassist when they became aware that he "secretly liked Billy Joel"?
... that the New York-based <a href="./Comedy_rock" id="mwAuc" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Comedy rock">mock metal</a> / <a href="./Glam_metal" id="mwAug" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Glam metal">glam metal</a> band <b id="mwAuk"><a href="./Satanicide" id="mwAuo" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Satanicide">Satanicide</a></b> replaced their <a href="./Bassist" id="mwAus" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Bassist">bassist</a> when they became aware that he "secretly liked <a href="./Billy_Joel" id="mwAuw" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Billy Joel">Billy Joel</a>"?