A few years ago (when I was eight years old), a friend of mine gave me this record and I was instantly hooked! These guys are some of the best writers ever, and they are just so funny! They use the 'f' word and other slang about 50 times in one song, but that's why they are so cool! I got this album when I was eight, and since then, it has matured me into the man I am! This is totally music for smart and sophisticated people like myself! Me and my other 10 year old buddies absolutely love their stuff, and we have super great music taste! One day, those pesky 3rd graders tried to steal one of my Twiztid albums (it's misspelled because putting a z in your name is just so cool and wicked and awesome!), but they just weren't cool or smart enough to listen to that album! Anyway, come on fellow 10 year olds, you will love this wicked stuff cause it's totally phat and fresh!

EDIT: Oops! Sorry Juggaloes, but I accidentally gave this album 1 star when something as brilliant as this really deserves 5! Please don't hate me! I'm totally down with tha clown 4 life, yo!
A few years ago (when I was eight years old), a friend of mine gave me this record and I was instantly hooked! These guys are some of the best writers ever, and they are just so funny! They use the 'f' word and other slang about 50 times in one song, but that's why they are so cool! I got this album when I was eight, and since then, it has matured me into the man I am! This is totally music for smart and sophisticated people like myself! Me and my other 10 year old buddies absolutely love their stuff, and we have super great music taste! One day, those pesky 3rd graders tried to steal one of my Twiztid albums (it's misspelled because putting a z in your name is just so cool and wicked and awesome! ), but they just weren't cool or smart enough to listen to that album! Anyway, come on fellow 10 year olds, you will love this wicked stuff cause it's totally phat and fresh! EDIT: Oops! Sorry Juggaloes, but I accidentally gave this album 1 star when something as brilliant as this really deserves 5! Please don't hate me! I'm totally down with tha clown 4 life, yo!