When I put this coat I got for Christmas on this morning I damn near woke up the whole neighborhood! This damn coat makes more noise than dragging a half dead deer in a cardboard box through four day old dry leaves. It sounds like someone scrapping sandpaper across a chalkboard in a classroom  full of mentally handicapped kids during band practice. You ain't sneaking up an nothin and no one wearing this coat! And Got Damn this this is stiff! (TWSS) It's like it was made outta concrete, starched and then given a whole damn box of Viagra! Damn thing had me fighting to get in the car. It poofed up so much I couldn't see the steering wheel. I was tusslen and strugglin tryin to get situated. I know I looked like I was fighting three angry possums over an old half eaten sandwich in a winter snowstorm! I finally got going but then noticed I couldn't see a got damn thing out my side windows because the damn hood won't lay flat. I had to take the hood off so I won't brake my neck. Damn thing had me looking like a Black Klan member! I love my mamma but we gonna return this atrocity from Hell and get me a real mans coat. Oh and it failed at keeping me warm too! It don't fit right at the bottom. Just hangs out there like a woman skirt, lettin in all the cold ass air. Had my damn nipples harder the 3/4 inch gravel! I am not a fan of this coat. BYE!
When I put this coat I got for Christmas on this morning I damn near woke up the whole neighborhood! This damn coat makes more noise than dragging a half dead deer in a cardboard box through four day old dry leaves. It sounds like someone scrapping sandpaper across a chalkboard in a classroom  full of mentally handicapped kids during band practice. You ain't sneaking up an nothin and no one wearing this coat! And Got Damn this this is stiff! (TWSS) It's like it was made outta concrete, starched and then given a whole damn box of Viagra! Damn thing had me fighting to get in the car. It poofed up so much I couldn't see the steering wheel. I was tusslen and strugglin tryin to get situated. I know I looked like I was fighting three angry possums over an old half eaten sandwich in a winter snowstorm! I finally got going but then noticed I couldn't see a got damn thing out my side windows because the damn hood won't lay flat. I had to take the hood off so I won't brake my neck. Damn thing had me looking like a Black Klan member! I love my mamma but we gonna return this atrocity from Hell and get me a real mans coat. Oh and it failed at keeping me warm too! It don't fit right at the bottom. Just hangs out there like a woman skirt, lettin in all the cold ass air. Had my damn nipples harder the 3/4 inch gravel! I am not a fan of this coat. BYE!