Townsville, Townsville...just imagine such an adorable little city all
built out of a child's blocks with one building right in the very
midst that greatly resembles a Tinkertoy - maybe it's a nice, modest
little revolving restaurant or something. What's more, Townsville must
be the most frequently rebuilt and renovated city in the whole wide
world! And guess what?  Townsville is NOT here in America - it's
actually in AUSTRALIA!  So just go and look it up on the map of The
Land of Down Below - it's right there on the northeastern coast! No
kiddin', mate!
Anyway, if you happen to be a Townsville villain -
BETTER RUN once you hear the theme song just beginning and you get
caught red-handed and with your pants down! Or else you'd end up with
your most sensitive parts being mercilessly pelted by those little
hands and feet as if they're really hard mini-sledgehammers. Ouch. At
least you'll get a chance to nurse all your bruises, welts, and other
boo-boos once you're safe and sound at the Townsville jailhouse.
And
if you happen to be a Powerpuff Girl, no one WOULD know how much
superstrength you've gotten hidden within just by looking at you -
why, you don't even have any nose, teeth, ears, fingers, or toes at
all! In fact, you look just like a doll any little girl would want for
her next birthday! And what's more, you happen to be one of those
pint-sized students at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten, believe it or not! And
how lucky you are; just drawing and coloring and playing and napping
and snacking on cookies and singing along with the Teach! Best of all,
NO HOMEWORK AT ALL!
If you're Blossom, everyone would marvel at and
envy your long, shining train of such beautiful scarlet hair that
flows behind you just like a proud torch as you courageously fly to
the rescue! And if you're Bubbles, you sure know how to enjoy your
life to the fullest as well as holding a lively conversation in
Spanish with a squirrel - much to your sister's disgusted annoyance!
Now, if you're Buttercup, it's no doubt you'd fiercely enforce all
your little muscles to deliver a punch and a kick powerful enough to
send a bad guy's teeth, sweat, and blooddrops spinning into all
directions!
And lastly of all, if you are the resident of
Townsville, your life will NEVER ever be the same again once The
Powerpuff Girls come into their very being. So you can sit back and
enjoy the show as a 100-ft. monster, a stir-crazy ape with exposed
brains preserved under the glass, a vegetarian alien, a magician
zombie, a spoiled-rotten heiress, etc. suddenly wreak havoc upon such
a pretty hometown like yours! But not to worry - your girls will
promptly show up for a big clean-up right after the party! So just
think twice before putting sugar and spice on everything nice you like
to eat, mate! So - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, GIRLS!
Townsville, Townsville... just imagine such an adorable little city all
built out of a child's blocks with one building right in the very
midst that greatly resembles a Tinkertoy - maybe it's a nice, modest
little revolving restaurant or something. What's more, Townsville must
be the most frequently rebuilt and renovated city in the whole wide
world! And guess what? Townsville is NOT here in America - it's
actually in AUSTRALIA! So just go and look it up on the map of The
Land of Down Below - it's right there on the northeastern coast! No
kiddin', mate! Anyway, if you happen to be a Townsville villain -
BETTER RUN once you hear the theme song just beginning and you get
caught red-handed and with your pants down! Or else you'd end up with
your most sensitive parts being mercilessly pelted by those little
hands and feet as if they're really hard mini-sledgehammers. Ouch. At
least you'll get a chance to nurse all your bruises, welts, and other
boo-boos once you're safe and sound at the Townsville jailhouse. And
if you happen to be a Powerpuff Girl, no one WOULD know how much
superstrength you've gotten hidden within just by looking at you -
why, you don't even have any nose, teeth, ears, fingers, or toes at
all! In fact, you look just like a doll any little girl would want for
her next birthday! And what's more, you happen to be one of those
pint-sized students at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten, believe it or not! And
how lucky you are; just drawing and coloring and playing and napping
and snacking on cookies and singing along with the Teach! Best of all,
NO HOMEWORK AT ALL! If you're Blossom, everyone would marvel at and
envy your long, shining train of such beautiful scarlet hair that
flows behind you just like a proud torch as you courageously fly to
the rescue! And if you're Bubbles, you sure know how to enjoy your
life to the fullest as well as holding a lively conversation in
Spanish with a squirrel - much to your sister's disgusted annoyance! Now, if you're Buttercup, it's no doubt you'd fiercely enforce all
your little muscles to deliver a punch and a kick powerful enough to
send a bad guy's teeth, sweat, and blooddrops spinning into all
directions! And lastly of all, if you are the resident of
Townsville, your life will NEVER ever be the same again once The
Powerpuff Girls come into their very being. So you can sit back and
enjoy the show as a 100-ft. monster, a stir-crazy ape with exposed
brains preserved under the glass, a vegetarian alien, a magician
zombie, a spoiled-rotten heiress, etc. suddenly wreak havoc upon such
a pretty hometown like yours! But not to worry - your girls will
promptly show up for a big clean-up right after the party! So just
think twice before putting sugar and spice on everything nice you like
to eat, mate! So - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, GIRLS!