Ever want to hit a deaf woman in the face with a brick?  If not, you will after you've seen this piece of hippie bullcrap propaganda.

'What The Bleep...' is a hideous production by sinister hippies trying to brainwash the masses into following their stupid, tree-hugging, recycling, nature-loving ways.  Its part fiction(starring the deaf actress...you know who I'm talking about)and part documentary(featuring dozens of unnamed new age "experts").  The fictional storyline follows the Deaf Lady and interspersed between her scenes are interviews with psychopathic hippies babbling about their hippie bullcrap beliefs.

The Deaf Lady is a raging alcoholic who during the course of the film is unbelievably mean to her best friend, gets schooled in basketball by some eleven year old homeboy, gets drunk at a wedding and c**kteases every dude there.  In between all these scenes are the profoundly insane interviews with the so-called "experts".  Now, keep in mind that these people haven't bathed, brushed their teeth with anything other than dirt and tree bark, or gotten a haircut in well over ten years.  We're talking Ted Kaczynski-crazy here.  They talk about the most inane things with the longer, more-psychopathic diatribes being set to poorly animated cartoons of the most irritating images you've ever seen.

All in all, 'What The Bleep...' is the biggest hunk of feces I believe that I have ever seen in my life.  Its truly amazing that people actually liked this movie.  Trust me:  save yourself the time and skip this annoying turd of a movie, get a brick, and go find a deaf person.
Ever want to hit a deaf woman in the face with a brick? If not, you will after you've seen this piece of hippie bullcrap propaganda. 'What The Bleep... ' is a hideous production by sinister hippies trying to brainwash the masses into following their stupid, tree-hugging, recycling, nature-loving ways. Its part fiction(starring the deaf actress... you know who I'm talking about)and part documentary(featuring dozens of unnamed new age "experts"). The fictional storyline follows the Deaf Lady and interspersed between her scenes are interviews with psychopathic hippies babbling about their hippie bullcrap beliefs. The Deaf Lady is a raging alcoholic who during the course of the film is unbelievably mean to her best friend, gets schooled in basketball by some eleven year old homeboy, gets drunk at a wedding and c**kteases every dude there. In between all these scenes are the profoundly insane interviews with the so-called "experts". Now, keep in mind that these people haven't bathed, brushed their teeth with anything other than dirt and tree bark, or gotten a haircut in well over ten years. We're talking Ted Kaczynski-crazy here. They talk about the most inane things with the longer, more-psychopathic diatribes being set to poorly animated cartoons of the most irritating images you've ever seen. All in all, 'What The Bleep... ' is the biggest hunk of feces I believe that I have ever seen in my life. Its truly amazing that people actually liked this movie. Trust me:  save yourself the time and skip this annoying turd of a movie, get a brick, and go find a deaf person.