It´s true that George Santos invented his bio out of whole cloth and in the last week or ten days that unhappy fact has been pointed out countlesss times.  But it is also true that, not content with self-invention, he provided a thoroughly fictive bio for his mother as well. This, in turn, suggests a career opening for the time--may it be soon--when he is no longer in Congress.  Buy-a-Bio, the company that I founded and of which I am sole proprietor and CEO, is more than willing to take him on as an apprentice fabulator. The position won´t pay quite as well as a seat in Congress, but as Bob Dole once said of the Vice-Presidency, it´s indoor work and there´s no heavy lifting. Moreover, unlike his present job, it s one for which he is lavishly qualified.  I look forward to hearing from George ASAP.

It´s true that George Santos invented his bio out of whole cloth and in the last week or ten days that unhappy fact has been pointed out countlesss times.  But it is also true that, not content with self-invention, he provided a thoroughly fictive bio for his mother as well. This, in turn, suggests a career opening for the time--may it be soon--when he is no longer in Congress.  Buy-a-Bio, the company that I founded and of which I am sole proprietor and CEO, is more than willing to take him on as an apprentice fabulator. The position won´t pay quite as well as a seat in Congress, but as Bob Dole once said of the Vice-Presidency, it´s indoor work and there´s no heavy lifting. Moreover, unlike his present job, it s one for which he is lavishly qualified.  I look forward to hearing from George ASAP.

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