While I'm still a Representative I wanted to share these facts about myself.I've written 16 award winning novels.My novels have been on the New York Times Best Seller list.My great grandfather was an Indian shaman.My uncle tried to assassinate Hitler.My great grandmother was President Teddy Roosevelt's personal secretary.I invented panty hose.I jammed with Prince at his home.I composed all of Sting's greatest hits.I taught Paul McCartney how to play bass.I have never told a lie or a fib.My mother survived the sinking of the Titanic.I saw the Beatles in concert at Shea Stadium.I was in Kyiv with President Zelenskyy during a russian air attack.I was the youngest student ever to be admitted to Yale.I've calculated PI to the 47th decimal place.I came up with the idea for “The Marvelous Misses Maisel”.I discovered the formula for aspirin.I would never lie to my constituents.I invented Depends.My net worth is worth well over 500 million dollars.My IQ is 185.I wrote all of Adele's hit songs.I have never passed wind.I skipped 4 grades in grammar school.Jim Jordan is the most honest short man I have ever met.I learned to read at 3 months.I had read the Bible by the time I was 4 months old.I invented the Tom Collins.I composed my first sonnet at age 1.I have never heard Marjorie Taylor Greene say a bad word about anyone.I invented radio.Congressman McCarthy never promised me anything.The Good Lord would smote me down if I ever told a lie.

While I'm still a Representative I wanted to share these facts about myself.I've written 16 award winning novels.My novels have been on the New York Times Best Seller list.My great grandfather was an Indian shaman.My uncle tried to assassinate Hitler.My great grandmother was President Teddy Roosevelt's personal secretary.I invented panty hose.I jammed with Prince at his home.I composed all of Sting's greatest hits.I taught Paul McCartney how to play bass.I have never told a lie or a fib.My mother survived the sinking of the Titanic.I saw the Beatles in concert at Shea Stadium.I was in Kyiv with President Zelenskyy during a russian air attack.I was the youngest student ever to be admitted to Yale.I've calculated PI to the 47th decimal place.I came up with the idea for “The Marvelous Misses Maisel”.I discovered the formula for aspirin.I would never lie to my constituents.I invented Depends.My net worth is worth well over 500 million dollars.My IQ is 185.I wrote all of Adele's hit songs.I have never passed wind.I skipped 4 grades in grammar school.Jim Jordan is the most honest short man I have ever met.I learned to read at 3 months.I had read the Bible by the time I was 4 months old.I invented the Tom Collins.I composed my first sonnet at age 1.I have never heard Marjorie Taylor Greene say a bad word about anyone.I invented radio.Congressman McCarthy never promised me anything.The Good Lord would smote me down if I ever told a lie.

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