After 20 years as a customer, Amazon literally “broke up” with me through Alexa. At around two in the morning, all 5 of my devices throughout the house reset as if they were brand new. Needless to say, it startled my whole family and I quickly realized I had ‘tripped’ the Amazon algorithm of too many customer returns (probably the trial and error of buying/returning too many standing desks/tech items during Covid) and Amazon decided that I was not profitable to them.  Amazon simultaneously sent me a termination email. So what was i to do after becoming so reliant on Amazon for Alexa, shopping, Whole Foods delivery? Two days later— and without incident—I opened a new account under my wife’s email.Old habits die hard.

After 20 years as a customer, Amazon literally “broke up” with me through Alexa. At around two in the morning, all 5 of my devices throughout the house reset as if they were brand new. Needless to say, it startled my whole family and I quickly realized I had ‘tripped’ the Amazon algorithm of too many customer returns (probably the trial and error of buying/returning too many standing desks/tech items during Covid) and Amazon decided that I was not profitable to them.  Amazon simultaneously sent me a termination email. So what was i to do after becoming so reliant on Amazon for Alexa, shopping, Whole Foods delivery? Two days later— and without incident—I opened a new account under my wife’s email.Old habits die hard.

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