PART II...and the bad punning, jokes and social commentary continueCI•	Is it June if you don’t hear the buzzing rasping sound of a CI(6) in a forest?•	CI(5)? "Oh, those thin hair-like projections whose lashing just moves things along the intestinal tract? Yeah, I had a gut feeling I remembered that word from the last time it came up."CL•	She was CL(4) in clashing plaid from head to toe.DI•	Do you miss hearing a DI(4) tone when you pick up the traditional corded but not really stupid phone?DU•	The NYT SB has a DU(4) function: 1) drive you nuts until you think of all the selected words and 2) bring great satisfaction when you reach QBABM.IL•	“Hmm, IL(5). Well, it’s an adjective that pertains to the widest of the three bones that form the pelvis or referring to the nearby nether regions or lower body.”JA•	If you pass Go, you get $200 but if you pick a “Get out of JA(4) free” card from the pile, you feel safe.  "Alex, I'd like children's games for $400, please."JU•	JU(8) relates to the administration of justice by the courts or the function of a judge.  “What, no pun?" "Not when it pertains to courtly legal matters, no.  On the other hand, three lawyers walked into a bar…”

PART II...and the bad punning, jokes and social commentary continueCI•	Is it June if you don’t hear the buzzing rasping sound of a CI(6) in a forest?•	CI(5)? "Oh, those thin hair-like projections whose lashing just moves things along the intestinal tract? Yeah, I had a gut feeling I remembered that word from the last time it came up."CL•	She was CL(4) in clashing plaid from head to toe.DI•	Do you miss hearing a DI(4) tone when you pick up the traditional corded but not really stupid phone?DU•	The NYT SB has a DU(4) function: 1) drive you nuts until you think of all the selected words and 2) bring great satisfaction when you reach QBABM.IL•	“Hmm, IL(5). Well, it’s an adjective that pertains to the widest of the three bones that form the pelvis or referring to the nearby nether regions or lower body.”JA•	If you pass Go, you get $200 but if you pick a “Get out of JA(4) free” card from the pile, you feel safe.  "Alex, I'd like children's games for $400, please."JU•	JU(8) relates to the administration of justice by the courts or the function of a judge.  “What, no pun?" "Not when it pertains to courtly legal matters, no.  On the other hand, three lawyers walked into a bar…”

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