Dan Amurica 2024 - after the borders are closed, farmers in the USA hire white latte suburbanites at $250 an hour to harvest purple kale in order to feed the bottomless appetite of Warren Buffet, who now eats -no, DEMANDS!- 60,000 tons of the purple wonder every day for breakfast as part of his new "live forever" scheme. Social Security balance is restored. Government debt is erased. Economy is now solved. Economists all quit, saying "we should have SEEN it!? Why didn't we SEE it?! So obvious! Much known! Right there, all along!"

Dan Amurica 2024 - after the borders are closed, farmers in the USA hire white latte suburbanites at $250 an hour to harvest purple kale in order to feed the bottomless appetite of Warren Buffet, who now eats -no, DEMANDS!- 60,000 tons of the purple wonder every day for breakfast as part of his new "live forever" scheme. Social Security balance is restored. Government debt is erased. Economy is now solved. Economists all quit, saying "we should have SEEN it!? Why didn't we SEE it?! So obvious! Much known! Right there, all along!"

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