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"Based on how much you can bond with someone by hating the same thing, a dating app based on dislikes would probably be fairly successful." | Showerthoughts |
"A wireless charger restricts your phone much more than a wired one does." | Showerthoughts |
"Water is a beverage whose flavor is its temperature." | Showerthoughts |
"Your face is a combination of thousands of years worth of other people’s faces." | Showerthoughts |
"The degree to which one hates mosquitoes is typically based on how much mosquitoes love them." | Showerthoughts |
"Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument." | Showerthoughts |
"With Jeff Bezos having $116.8 billion and the average person having 100 billion brain cells, Jeff Bezos literally has more money than sense." | Showerthoughts |
"Some parking spaces make more money in an hour than a worker on a minimum wage." | Showerthoughts |
"A "lap" is a non-existent body part that imaginably exists only when you are sitting" | Showerthoughts |
"An underrated perk of being an adult is you no longer outgrow your clothes." | Showerthoughts |
"Kids today will never know that unique smell of Blockbuster which was kinda like a mixture of candy and carpet." | Showerthoughts |
"A telltale sign you're becoming an adult is when you first realize how freaking fast dust forms." | Showerthoughts |
"Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him." | Showerthoughts |
"Labeling something “military grade” makes it seem so high quality, unless it is food." | Showerthoughts |
"There is probably a high volume and variety of drugs in trash cans near airport check-in from people who chicken out at the last minute" | Showerthoughts |
"Everyone claims to have OCD until it's time to put the shopping cart in the cart corral." | Showerthoughts |
""Send nudes, not nukes" is the "make love, not war" of this century" | Showerthoughts |
"The more bad guys that a hero is facing in a movie, the better their chance of survival; 1v5 is no problem but 1v1 will see the hero messed up pretty bad." | Showerthoughts |
"It's kinda weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves." | Showerthoughts |
"Dogs hear us talk all day, but if they bark for more than a minute we tell them to stop." | Showerthoughts |
"Kanye West probably thinks he is a genius because he spends most his time with the Kardashians." | Showerthoughts |
"The voice in your head has grown up with you and at one point was a child." | Showerthoughts |
"Jack Black is everything a kid wants to be between a movie star, rock star, and famous youtuber" | Showerthoughts |
"After our ancestors discovered smoking something gets you high - they must have smoked a lot of weird stuff to see what other highs they could get." | Showerthoughts |
"The CEO of Starbucks technically runs one of the worlds largest drug empires" | Showerthoughts |
"Ironically a blind person has less chance of walking into a glass door" | Showerthoughts |
"Our brain constantly calculates possible futures and forgets about them immediately. Maybe deja vu is just our brain remembering the calculation and is surprised about actually having predicted the future." | Showerthoughts |
"When we sleep, our brains have enough power to generate its own reality in dreams. When we’re awake, it doesn’t have enough power to remember why we walked into a room." | Showerthoughts |
"People who make advertisements for girls' toys don't seem to have any idea how girls play with them. Barbies don't have nice civilised tea parties and talk about boys, it's more like Game of Thrones except everyone is a lesbian" | Showerthoughts |
"If you have a bachelor's degree in science or engineering, you have as much formal science education as Bill Nye. You are officially a Science Guy." | Showerthoughts |
"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are." | Showerthoughts |
"The cops and soldiers wearing the Punisher Logo are exactly the people the Punisher would hunt" | Showerthoughts |
"After tea was discovered, a lot of people probably died trying to make similar drinks from leaves that turned out to be toxic" | Showerthoughts |
"Your dog thinks "fetch" is a game that the two of you made up, and he loves you for that" | Showerthoughts |
"If humans naturally had horns, we'd probably have to shave them down to a socially acceptable length." | Showerthoughts |
"Men can direct blood flow with only the power of their minds." | Showerthoughts |
"There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world." | Showerthoughts |
"By always blaming Millenials, we are showing that our generation (which raised them) doesn't take responsibility for our problems." | Showerthoughts |
"The Nordic people went from being the most feared and hardcore raiders,to being the nicest and politest people in Europe" | Showerthoughts |
"When you cannot sleep because you can’t stop thinking about something it’s like a single program not letting the computer shut down" | Showerthoughts |
"Sex is a lot like depression. Middle class parents don't realize that their children are having it." | Showerthoughts |
"Some guy died running 26 miles and now people do it for fun. Basically rubbing it in his dead face." | Showerthoughts |
"In the Harry Potter universe, where paintings and images can interact with those looking at them, "waifu pillows" are probably a lot more interesting." | Showerthoughts |
"Having your body stretched on "the rack" torture device probably makes your back feel great at one point." | Showerthoughts |
"When smart kids share random facts, adults tell them how smart and interesting they are, when smart adults share random facts, people tell them they’re annoying and weird." | Showerthoughts |
"There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything." | Showerthoughts |
"You go to math class in school so that you can unlock different buttons on your calculator" | Showerthoughts |
"The super-rich have fast cars, private jets, many large homes, exclusive designer fashion, live-in chefs, original artworks, and the same phone as you." | Showerthoughts |
"Lions are so badass, they became king of the jungle without even living there." | Showerthoughts |
"Throwing a dead fly in the garbage would probably be seen as respectful by the fly community." | Showerthoughts |
"Pets are "the 1%" of animals." | Showerthoughts |
"There is a chance that someone you know will use your death as an excuse to get out of a social obligation they don’t want to go to." | Showerthoughts |
"Pornhub comments are civil because everyone has had their hit of dopamine." | Showerthoughts |
"Soon games will advertise "No DLC/Microtransactions" just like food advertises "No trans fats"" | Showerthoughts |
"Being a blacksmith must have been a real pantydropper back in the day seeing how Smith is the most common surname today." | Showerthoughts |
"Squirrels have long, thin tails that just happen to be bushy. If not for that, they would look just like rats. Rats everywhere." | Showerthoughts |
"Cocaine and Gillette razor blades cost too much to end up in some random kid's Halloween candy." | Showerthoughts |
"Today, millions of children will ring the door bells of countless real life murderers, rapists and drug dealers." | Showerthoughts |
"As a child, you are amazed at how adults are able to do such complicated things. As an adult, you are amazed at how other adults are unable to do such simple things." | Showerthoughts |
"Cuttlefish can change color but can't see color. Maybe we physically change in a perceptible way based on our emotions but can't perceive it because we lack the senses to notice." | Showerthoughts |
"No company has ever survived after its product killed more than 400 million of its consumers with evidence... except for cigarette companies." | Showerthoughts |
"The fact that so many people make so much effort on the internet to make other random people from around the world laugh/feel better is a great achievement of the human race." | Showerthoughts |
"You’ve probably never seen your grandparents jump." | Showerthoughts |
"If boys screamed at girl bands the way girls scream at boy bands it would be terrifying and hilarious" | Showerthoughts |
"If websites that are 18+ hadn’t stated thay they’re 18+ and instead simply asked for date of birth upon entering said website they would probably filter out more people that aren’t meant to access the site’s content" | Showerthoughts |
"If Star Trek-like transporter technology were invented, the airline industry would spend billions to discredit it as unsafe and scary." | Showerthoughts |
"Anytime you kiss someone’s stomach you’re inches away from a shit they’re gonna take soon" | Showerthoughts |
"The reason Ouija boards say “Don’t play alone.” is because if you did, nothing would happen." | Showerthoughts |
"Children don’t get more disrespectful as they age, they just slowly feel that they are mature enough to express their own feelings and concerns." | Showerthoughts |
"Due to the existence of fireworks in the LOTR universe, middle earth historically speaking is probably only a few hundred years away from guns and military explosives" | Showerthoughts |
"We get more starlight during the day than we do at night" | Showerthoughts |
"The fact that bodies decompose and rot after they die just shows how much our bodies do to keep us alive from contaminates." | Showerthoughts |
"Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late." | Showerthoughts |
"People who seek relationship advice online are potentially altering family trees for thousands of generations based on input from total strangers who have limited information about one side of the story and no stake in the outcome." | Showerthoughts |
"This is not the year for mistletoe in the workplace." | Showerthoughts |
"Accidentally liking someone's post while snooping through their profile is the digital equivalent of stepping on a twig while sneaking through the forest." | Showerthoughts |
"You actually are the boss fight for every enemy in the game." | Showerthoughts |
"A kid who just learned the alphabet must look at a computer keyboard and think grown-ups are a bunch of fucking idiots" | Showerthoughts |
"Harry Potter could have been hallucinating everything due to carbon monoxide poisoning by being stuck in the cupboard under the stairs." | Showerthoughts |
"Unborn babies are the only people allowed to kick pregnant women." | Showerthoughts |
"Any Bookmark worth more than a dollar is a waste of money because you could just use the dollar." | Showerthoughts |
"Considering the size, shape and position of a unicorn's horn; it would most likely be used for stabbing potential predators after a high speed charge.This adaptation would most likely go with an extremely aggressive temperament that would make unicorns one of the most dangerous animals in the world." | Showerthoughts |
"When someone breaks up with you, you don't only lose your partner but also the person you would go to tell about what just happened to you" | Showerthoughts |
"In depression your brain refuses to produce the happy hormone as a reward for your brain cells for doing what they're supposed to do. And your cells go on strike, refusing to work for no pay, and the whole system goes crashing down for the benefit of absolutely nobody involved." | Showerthoughts |
"You probably have a better understanding of how far you can jump in a game than in how far you can jump real life." | Showerthoughts |
"Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral." | Showerthoughts |
"It actually makes sense that they use physical media in Star Wars instead of digital copies. When you have a ship that can go faster than light, it’s probably much, much quicker to just bring someone a disc than it is to try and email it to them." | Showerthoughts |
"In the wizarding world, rappers would be the hardest to battle. Imagine how fast they could cast multiple spells." | Showerthoughts |
"As a graphic designer, my entire career exists because I was able to pirate Photoshop 10 years ago." | Showerthoughts |
"Our belly buttons are basically the same thing as holes the in fruit, where the stem goes." | Showerthoughts |
"Rich people used to watch poor people fight in arenas, now poor people watch rich people fight in arenas" | Showerthoughts |
"It’s gotta feel so good to moo as a cow. Probably feels really good to moo" | Showerthoughts |
"Before the internet, nerds and fanboys were getting bullied. After the internet, nerds and fanboys became the bullies." | Showerthoughts |
"One day you’ll stop being asked what you want to be when you grow up, and instead be asked what you wanted to be." | Showerthoughts |
"Kids don’t like sleeping so much because they haven’t gotten bored with life yet." | Showerthoughts |
"We have been catching fish using the same trick for centuries and they never learned their lesson." | Showerthoughts |
"The first humans sent on a voyage to another solar system might be greeted by humans who were sent later using faster space ships." | Showerthoughts |
"Any fact about yourself that you've never told to anyone is technically one of the unknown secrets of the universe" | Showerthoughts |
"Mermaids would most likely be fat because the sea is cold af" | Showerthoughts |
"If we had to dump our own household trash in our backyard for one week, we would seriously reconsider our own impact of environmental waste." | Showerthoughts |
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