AF ▁Auch n ac l uch nie , ▁N uc lear ▁Command ▁B unker ▁No . ▁K 5 5 3 / 4 4 FS , ▁a ▁massive ▁concrete ▁Cold ▁War ▁facility ▁and ▁a irst rip , ▁which ▁lo oms ▁over ▁the ▁isolated ▁Scottish ▁fish ing ▁village ▁of ▁Auch n ac l uch nie . ▁ ▁Far ▁from ▁being ▁staff ed ▁by ▁the ▁ 3 0 0 ▁crew ▁he ▁expects , ▁he ▁is ▁hor r ified ▁to ▁find ▁the ▁site ▁is ▁actually ▁man ned ▁only ▁by ▁the ▁ecc ent ric , ▁obt use ▁and ▁war - ready ▁Wing - Comm ander ▁Campbell - Sto kes ▁and ▁his ▁gauche ▁junior ▁Air man ▁Ten ch . ▁ ▁All ▁the ▁other ▁staff ▁have ▁been ▁si phon ed ▁off ▁over ▁the ▁years ▁and ▁never ▁been ▁replaced , ▁resulting ▁in ▁R AF ▁Auch n ac l uch nie ▁receiving ▁the ▁full ▁qu ota ▁of ▁supplies ▁and ▁budget ▁for ▁its ▁supposed ▁population . ▁ ▁Campbell - Sto kes ▁and ▁Ten ch ▁have ▁been ▁left ▁to ▁eat ▁from ▁ 1 0 0 ▁pint ▁t ins ▁of ▁b aked ▁be ans , ▁make ▁tea ▁from ▁ 1 0 0 , 0 0 0 ▁bag ▁boxes ▁of ▁tea - b ags , ▁and ▁keep ▁ready ▁for ▁a ▁war ▁that ▁will ▁never ▁come . ▁ ▁The ▁start ling ▁state ▁of ▁affairs ▁is ▁considered ▁just ▁as ▁bad ▁by ▁the ▁local ▁vill agers , ▁who ▁see ▁the ▁site ▁as ▁an ▁English ▁establishment ▁fo isted ▁upon ▁them . ▁ ▁Harrison ▁dec ides ▁to ▁file ▁a ▁report ▁recomm