ick - T ock "   – ▁The ▁f ey ▁Colonel ▁pol ices ▁the ▁f ract ured ▁tim eline ▁for ▁Her ▁Majesty ' s ▁Royal ▁Chron o ▁Pat rol , ▁interrupt ing ▁not - always - ter rib ly - well - res earch ed ▁historical ▁moments ▁and ▁facing ▁down ▁the ▁occas ional ▁villa in , ▁including ▁the ▁Green wich ▁Me anie , ▁A unt ie ▁Mer id ian ▁and ▁the ▁occas ional ▁din osa ur , ▁from ▁pre - history ▁and ▁all ▁that . ▁P ip ▁pip ! ▁St arring ▁Craig ▁C ack owski ▁as ▁Colonel ▁T ick - T ock , ▁Hal ▁Lub lin ▁as ▁Tr ick ▁C lock ▁and ▁Mark ▁G agli ardi ▁as ▁Queen ▁Victoria ▁ ▁Captain ▁Las er be am ▁" Capt ain ▁Las er be am "   – ▁As ▁camp ▁as ▁the ▁old ▁Bat man ▁show , ▁facing ▁off ▁against ▁rid icul ous ▁villa ins ▁such ▁as ▁the ▁N umb ler , ▁the ▁Die - br arian , ▁and ▁Sh ape - A pe , ▁Captain ▁Las er be am ▁protect s ▁A pe x ▁City ▁while ▁trying ▁not ▁to ▁lose ▁his ▁p atience ▁with ▁his ▁exc itable ▁Advent ure k ate ers ▁or ▁trip ▁himself ▁up ▁em otion ally ▁with ▁the ▁pretty ▁new ▁police ▁commission er . ▁St arring ▁John ▁Di M aggio ▁as ▁Captain ▁Las er be am ▁ ▁Sp ino ff ▁" Ph ill ip ▁F ath om , ▁The ▁Deep ▁Sea ▁Det ect ive " ▁- ▁He ▁is ▁the ▁sub - aqu