5 ▁Min utes ▁of ▁Fame ▁– ▁written ▁by ▁Frank ▁Jacob s , ▁it ▁consists ▁of ▁short ▁po ems ▁about ▁less er ▁cele brit ies ▁and ▁news ▁figures . ▁ ▁The ▁ 5 0 ▁Wor st ▁Things ▁About ▁_ ___ ▁– ▁written ▁and ▁illustrated ▁by ▁various , ▁this ▁is ▁an ▁annual ▁article ▁format ▁which ▁has ▁thus ▁far ▁de alt ▁with ▁large ▁catch - all ▁topics ▁such ▁as ▁" TV ," ▁" com edy ," ▁" cart o ons ", ▁" fo od " ▁or ▁" s ports ." ▁ ▁The ▁Mad ▁Guide ▁to ▁Man ▁Bo obs ▁– ▁written ▁by ▁Ryan ▁P ag el ow ▁and ▁illustrated ▁by ▁D rew ▁Fried man , ▁these ▁one - page ▁articles ▁dep ict ▁an ▁ass ort ment ▁of ▁to pl ess ▁men ▁whose ▁bre asts ▁are ▁uniqu ely ▁miss h ap en ▁or ▁uns ight ly , ▁with ▁an ▁official ▁descript ive ▁name ▁given ▁to ▁each ▁configuration , ▁such ▁as ▁" St al act e ats " ▁or ▁" B elt ▁Sn iff ers ." ▁ ▁The ▁Mad ▁H ate ▁File ▁– ▁written ▁and ▁illustrated ▁by ▁Al ▁J aff ee , ▁these ▁contained ▁a ▁series ▁of ▁observ ational ▁one - lin ers ▁about ▁common ▁ir rit ations . ▁ ▁Haw ks ▁& ▁D ov es ▁– ▁written ▁and ▁illustrated ▁by ▁Al ▁J aff ee ▁during ▁the ▁Vietnam ▁War ▁era , ▁this ▁was ▁a ▁series ▁of ▁cart o ons ▁in ▁which ▁the ▁aut ocr atic ▁Major ▁Haw ks ▁is ▁ex as per ated ▁by ▁the ▁reb elli ous ▁Private