, ▁Drive ▁around ▁in ▁a ▁ugly ▁brown ▁van . ▁ ▁U PS ▁man , ▁ugly ▁brown ▁van ▁Texas ▁r anger , ▁skin - t ight ▁wr ang lers . ▁ ▁I ' m ▁g onna ▁be ▁a ▁forest ▁r anger . ▁Ch ip m unks ▁are ▁my ▁greatest ▁danger . ▁ ▁Forest ▁r anger , ▁chip m unk ▁danger . ▁U PS ▁man , ▁ugly ▁brown ▁van . ▁Forest ▁r anger , ▁chip m unk ▁danger . ▁ ▁My ▁Dr ill ▁Inst ruct or ▁ ▁The ▁Army ▁calls ▁' em ▁dr ill ▁ser ge ants , ▁The ▁Navy ▁calls ▁' em ▁R DC ' s , ▁The ▁Air ▁Force ▁calls ▁' em ▁their ▁T I ' s ; ▁But ▁mine ▁is ▁strictly ▁a ▁DI : ▁" Dr ill ▁Inst ruct or ," ▁then ▁his ▁rank ▁Unless ▁you ▁want ▁to ▁play ▁games , ▁Never ▁" s ir " ▁or ▁something ▁more ▁Or ▁my ▁face ▁is ▁on ▁the ▁floor . ▁ ▁If ▁I ▁called ▁him ▁" Dr ill ▁Serge ant ," ▁He ' d ▁take ▁me ▁out ▁to ▁the ▁pit . ▁If ▁I ▁called ▁him ▁a ▁T I , ▁He ' d ▁make ▁me ▁feel ▁like ▁I ▁would ▁die . ▁If ▁I ▁called ▁him ▁R DC , ▁He ' d ▁make ▁an ▁example ▁out ▁of ▁me . ▁ ▁So ▁make ▁sure ▁you ▁get ▁it ▁right , ▁Or ▁you ' ll ▁end ▁up ▁in ▁his ▁s ights . ▁ ▁An ▁example ▁of ▁one ▁such ▁call ▁is ▁the ▁first ▁st anza ▁of ▁Y ellow ▁Bird : ▁