▁m uck ▁off ▁his ▁sho es ▁( a ▁reference ▁to ▁" old ▁E ton ian " ▁f ag ging ). ▁ ▁Sh adow ▁Foreign ▁Secretary ▁William ▁H ague ▁is ▁port rayed ▁as ▁an ▁o af ish , ▁bitter ▁alco hol ic ▁York shire man ▁( refer encing ▁his ▁past ▁claims ▁of ▁having ▁dr unk ▁" 1 4 ▁p ints ▁a ▁day " ▁as ▁a ▁te en ager ) ▁and ▁the ▁then ▁newly ▁elected ▁Mayor ▁of ▁London ▁Bor is ▁Johnson ▁port rayed ▁as ▁half - man ▁and ▁half ▁dog , ▁so ▁when ▁he ▁tries ▁to ▁talk ▁about ▁issues , ▁he ▁instead ▁does ▁acts ▁of ▁can ine ▁behaviour ▁e . g . ▁ch asing ▁his ▁tail ▁and ▁l ick ing ▁his ▁gen it als . ▁ ▁While ▁on ▁the ▁side ▁of ▁the ▁Liberal ▁Democr ats , ▁leader ▁Nick ▁C leg g ▁is ▁port rayed ▁as ▁a ▁des perate ▁leader ▁ready ▁to ▁use ▁anything ▁( such ▁as ▁offers ▁at ▁P izza ▁H ut ▁suggested ▁by ▁his ▁party ) ▁as ▁an ▁exc use ▁for ▁the ▁Lib ▁D ems ' ▁' drive ▁for ▁change ' ▁influen cing ▁day ▁to ▁day ▁Britain . ▁ ▁The ▁Royal ▁Family ▁are ▁set ▁up ▁in ▁the ▁same ▁style ▁as ▁they ▁were ▁on ▁Sp itting ▁Image ; ▁the ▁reason ably ▁s ane ▁but ▁a ▁sen ile ▁Queen , ▁The ▁Duke ▁of ▁Edinburgh ▁" and ▁his ▁dog ▁( Po och water )" ▁who ▁do ▁everything ▁that ▁they ▁can ▁to ▁stop ▁Prince ▁William ▁from ▁marry ing ▁" common er " ▁Catherine ▁Middle ton ▁( he ▁calls