▁for ▁sho es ▁and ▁m ink ▁oil . ▁His ▁use ▁of ▁a ▁meg aph one ▁is ▁never ▁correct . ▁He ▁lives ▁in ▁ab ject ▁fear ▁of ▁Bud ▁Bud wall er . ▁ ▁Ruth ▁True worth y ▁( N ancy e ▁Fer g us on ) ▁– ▁production ▁assistant ( go - fer ) ▁on ▁The ▁L ester ▁Guy ▁Show . ▁She ▁is ▁also ▁the ▁assistant ▁director ▁because ▁she ▁is ▁the ▁only ▁person ▁who ▁can ▁understand ▁M ister ▁Got ch kt ch . ▁Her ▁secondary ▁job ▁is ▁transl ating ▁his ▁bad ▁English ▁into ▁straightforward ▁English . ▁In ▁the ▁fourth ▁episode ▁she ▁transl ates ▁his ▁bad ▁English ▁for ▁a ▁Mexican ▁mar ia chi ▁band , ▁the ▁Cin qua ▁Quart et , ▁and ▁there ▁is ▁no ▁indic ation ▁they ▁understand ▁a ▁word ▁she ▁says . ▁She ▁seems ▁intent ▁on ▁helping ▁Betty . ▁ ▁Bert ▁Sch ein ▁( G ary ▁G ross man ) ▁– ▁an ▁actor ▁who ▁performs ▁supporting ▁roles ▁on ▁The ▁L ester ▁Guy ▁Show . ▁He ▁is ▁very ▁good ▁at ▁what ▁he ▁does ▁unless ▁he ▁gets ▁fl uster ed . ▁In ▁the ▁first ▁episode ▁he ▁is ▁constantly ▁rem ind ed ▁of ▁his ▁c ue , ▁Betty ' s ▁sc ream , ▁even ▁though ▁he ▁already ▁knows ▁it . ▁This ▁helps ▁dist ract ▁the ▁high ▁tra ged y ▁of ▁the ▁K itchen ▁Sc ene ▁into ▁hum ores que ▁tra ged y . ▁In ▁the ▁second ▁episode , ▁Bert ▁im it ates ▁a ▁mad ▁dog , ▁and ▁finds ▁himself ▁obs essed ▁with ▁du cks . ▁In