▁written ▁entirely ▁as ▁a ▁series ▁of ▁letters ▁between ▁two ▁friends , ▁concerns ▁the ▁in vention ▁of ▁an ▁imag inary ▁young ▁woman , ▁Mar jor ie ▁Daw , ▁by ▁one ▁correspond ent , ▁intended ▁as ▁a ▁har ml ess ▁di version . ▁When ▁the ▁other ▁correspond ent ▁becomes ▁mad ly ▁sm itten ▁with ▁the ▁imag inary ▁Miss ▁Daw , ▁the ▁first ▁correspond ent ▁is ▁forced ▁to ▁conf ess ▁his ▁r use . ▁The ▁story ▁ends ▁thus : ▁" For ▁oh , ▁dear ▁Jack , ▁there ▁isn ' t ▁any ▁pia zza , ▁there ▁isn ' t ▁any ▁h amm ock ▁- ▁there ▁isn ' t ▁any ▁Mar jor ie ▁Daw !" ▁ ▁Anth ologies ▁containing ▁Maj orie ▁Daw ▁▁ ▁Mar jor ie ▁Daw ▁and ▁Other ▁People ▁( 1 8 7 3 ) ▁The ▁Best ▁American ▁Hum orous ▁Short ▁St ories , ▁Alexander ▁Jess up ▁( ed .), ▁ 1 9 2 0 , ▁B oni ▁& ▁Liver ight ▁( at ▁Google ▁Books ) ▁Family ▁Book ▁of ▁Best ▁L oved ▁Short ▁St ories , ▁Le le and ▁W . ▁Lawrence ▁( ed .), ▁ 1 9 5 4 , ▁Han over ▁House ▁Great ▁American ▁Short ▁St ories , ▁Volume ▁ 2 , ▁aud ib ook , ▁ 2 0 0 8 , ▁Bibli o Life , ▁ ▁Short ▁Story ▁Class ics : ▁The ▁Best ▁from ▁the ▁Masters ▁of ▁the ▁Gen re ▁ ▁References ▁ ▁External ▁links ▁▁ ▁Maj orie ▁Daw ▁at ▁Project ▁G uten burg ▁Maj orie ▁Daw , ▁G oli ath , ▁and ▁Other