are . ▁L ance ’ s ▁sexual ▁fant as ies ▁give ▁way ▁to ▁an ▁awk ward ▁reality ▁when ▁his ▁les bian ▁neighbor ▁asks ▁him ▁to ▁im pre gn ate ▁her . ▁Also ▁featured : ▁a ▁rep orter ’ s ▁cra ppy ▁visit ▁to ▁a ▁dog ▁park , ▁the ▁return ▁of ▁Ch u - Ch i ▁the ▁psych ic , ▁an ▁in co her ent ▁pr ank ▁call ▁to ▁a ▁clock ▁shop , ▁and ▁real ▁life ▁com ic - book ▁convention ▁n erd s . ▁ ▁E pisode ▁ 4 ▁Two ▁we ary ▁sam ur ai ▁challenge ▁each ▁other ▁to ▁a ▁series ▁of ▁in e pt ▁batt les . ▁An ▁innoc ent ▁April ▁F ool ’ s ▁jo ke ▁turns ▁sur real . ▁On ▁a ▁perfectly ▁clear ▁day , ▁an ▁amateur ▁news ▁rep orter ▁gets ▁real ▁by stand ers ▁to ▁re - en act ▁h urr icane ▁conditions . ▁Also ▁featured : ▁a ▁job ▁interview ▁for ▁a ▁very ▁“ special ” ▁newspaper , ▁frat ern ity ▁brothers ▁using ▁t ough ▁love ▁to ▁get ▁a ▁book w orm ▁to ▁study , ▁Tr on ▁the ▁dry - clean ing ▁com ed ian , ▁L ance ▁hunting ▁down ▁cele brit ies ▁with ▁the ▁aid ▁of ▁a ▁star ▁map , ▁and ▁T rik * d ! ▁ ▁E pisode ▁ 5 ▁In ▁an ▁attempt ▁to ▁raise ▁money ▁for ▁his ▁son ' s ▁t - ball ▁team , ▁an ▁evil ▁b oss ▁with ▁a ▁hor r ifying ▁de form ity ▁terror izes ▁his ▁office ▁workers . ▁L ance ,