iers ▁Morgan ▁who ▁gets ▁a ▁heavy ▁object ▁dropped ▁on ▁him ▁each ▁time ; ▁Victoria ▁Beck ham , ▁a ▁big ▁head ed ▁loud mouth ▁with ▁a ▁speech ▁dis order ▁and ▁her ▁d umb ▁husband ▁David , ▁who ▁is ▁consider ably ▁shorter , ▁going ▁about ▁their ▁days ▁working ▁in ▁America ; ▁Steven ▁Spiel berg ; ▁trans sex ual ▁Madonna ; ▁Morgan ▁Fre eman ; ▁large ▁breast ed ▁model ▁Jordan ▁and ▁child ▁mind ed ▁Peter ▁Andre ; ▁old ▁and ▁sen ile ▁action ▁stars ▁Harrison ▁Ford , ▁Syl v ester ▁St all one ▁and ▁Bruce ▁Will is , ▁sty led ▁as ▁" The ▁( G er iat ric ) ▁Action ▁Hero es ", ▁who ▁fight ▁their ▁nem esis , ▁money ▁gra bb ing , ▁s nake ▁ha ired ▁old ▁people ▁h ater ▁He ather ▁M ills ; ▁un int ellig ent ▁Brad ▁Pitt ▁and ▁his ▁tw isted ▁wife ▁Angel ina ▁J ol ie , ▁who ▁keeps ▁adopt ing ▁children ▁and ▁imprison ing ▁them ▁to ▁a ▁factory ▁making ▁hair ▁extensions ▁to ▁rival ▁the ▁golden ▁lo cks ▁of ▁Jenn ifer ▁An ist on , ▁veter an ▁news reader ▁Tre vor ▁Mc Donald ; ▁in app ropri ate ▁uses ▁for ▁Russell ▁Brand ▁( e . g . ▁as ▁a ▁to ile t ▁br ush ); ▁Fab io ▁Cap ello ▁struggling ▁to ▁learn ▁English ▁leaving ▁everyone ▁confused ▁at ▁what ▁he ▁means ▁when ▁he ▁speak s ; ▁far ▁too ▁similar ▁football ers ▁Steven ▁G err ard ▁and ▁Frank ▁L amp ard , ▁whose ▁attempts ▁to ▁work ▁together ▁for ▁England ▁are ▁port rayed