conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Smooth with the following description: “Smooth” is one of the oldest singles to make it onto Mouth Moods, appearing on Cicierega’s Soundcloud over a year before the album dropped. The track continues Neil’s perverse  fascination with Santana’s “Smooth” and his newfound interest in the Barenaked Ladies' “One Week” over the instrumental track of Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal.” Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [
  An instrumental of "Oh, Canada"
   plays over 
  panicked breathing and a rapid heartbeat
  ]
  [Verse 1]
  It's been one week since you looked at me
  Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
  Five days since you laughed at me, saying
  "Get back together, come back and save me"
  Three days since the living room
  I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
  Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
  But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry
  [Verse 2: Ed Robertson]
  Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
  As I make you stop, think
  You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
  I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
  I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
  Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
  Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value
  Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
  You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
  Gonna make a break and take a fake
  I'd like a stinking aching shake
  I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
  Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
  The vertigo is gonna grow
  'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver [Chorus]
  How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
  Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
  I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
  Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
  I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
  I have a history of taking off my shirt
  [Verse 3]
  It's been one week since you looked at me
  Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy"
  Five days since you tackled me
  I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
  It's been three days since the afternoon
  You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
  Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
  And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
  It's... it's been, it's... been
  [Verse 4: Ed Robertson]
  Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
  You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
  Watching X-Files with no lights on
  We're dans la maison
  I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
  Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
  Like Sting, I'm tantric
  Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
  Like Kurasawa, I make mad films, okay, I don't make films
  But if I did they'd have a Samurai
  Gonna get a set of better clubs
  Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
  Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
  Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
  'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
  That make me think the wrong thing [Chorus]
  How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
  Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
  I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
  Can't understand what I mean? You soon will
  I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
  I have a history of losing my shirt
  [Verse 5]
  It's been one week since you looked at me
  Dropped your arms to your sides and said, "I'm sorry"
  Five days since I laughed at you and said
  "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
  Three days since the living room
  We realized we're both to blame but what could we do?
  Yesterday, you just smiled at me
  'Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
  It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
  It'll still be two days 'til we say "Wasabi"
  Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
  [Bridge]
  It's been
  It's been... It's been... It's been, It's been, It's been
  It's been
  It's been
  It's, It's, It's been
  It's been, It's been... [Verse 6]
  This life ain't good enough, I
  (It's been) my world to lift you up, I
  (It's been) my life to better suit your mood
  'Cause you're so smooth
  (It's been) just like the ocean under the moon
  (It's been) same as the emotion that I get from (Harrison Ford!)
  You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
  Give me your heart, make it real or else forget about it
  (Chickety China, the Chinese chicken, chickety China, the Chinese chicken...)
  (Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford...)
  (Oh, let's not forget about it!)