conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Just a Baby with the following description: Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues” (heavily sentence-mixed) meets Justin Bieber’s “Baby” ⁠— with Hoobastank’s “The Reason” as its instrumental.
  It’s somehow crazier than you woulda expected. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Verse 1]
  When I was just a baby
  My mama told me, "Son
  Always be a baby
  Don't ever be a gun"
  But I shot a man in Reno
  Just to watch him die
  I hang my head and cry
  [Chorus]
  (Baby, baby, baby, 
  oh
  )
  When I was just a baby
  (Like, baby, baby, baby, 
  no
  )
  When I was just a boy
  (Like, baby, baby, baby, 
  no
  )
  I shot a man in Reno
  I was just a baby boy
  [Verse 2]
  I hear the train a comin
  I hear that railroad train
  It's probably a good train
  My mama was a train
  But  I'm stuck in baby prison
  I know I can't be free
  I hang my head and pee [Chorus]
  (Baby, baby, baby, 
  oh
  )
  When I was just a baby
  (Like, baby, baby, baby, 
  no
  )
  When I was just a train
  (Like baby, baby, baby, 
  no
  )
  I shot a train
  But that train was just a car
  [Verse 3]
  I'm probably drinkin' coffee
  Just a baby drinking coffee
  Always drinking coffee
  And smoking big cigars
  Well if they freed me from this prison
  Well if I was a car
  I bet I'd be a good car
  And that's what tortures me
  [Chorus]
  When I was just a baby
  When I was just a boy
  My mama shot a man in Reno
  I was just a baby boy
  (Baby, baby, baby, 
  oh
  )
  When I was just a baby
  (Like, baby, baby, baby, 
  no
  )
  When I was just a train
  (Like baby, baby, baby, 
  no
  )
  I shit my pants
  I was just a baby boy