conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Fattest Skinny Kid Alive with the following description: The “Fattest Skinny Kid Alive” is the second song on the “M&M” side of the cassette. You can tell by the song that he is still looking for his rap style, as it sound very familiar to his rap idol LL Cool J while also still dubbing the “White kid” rap that Vanilla Ice has produced.
  Often misspelled as “Phattest” the tapes themselves reveal it’s spelled with an F. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Intro]
  To the Batmobile, let's go
  Yo, Manix man, I'ma take this one kinda slow, alright?
  [Verse 1: Eminem]
  Welcome to the flipside
  Hope he can swim, 'cause if he can't, he gonna drown in a riptide
  It's pourin', plus the old man ain't snoring
  'Cause you gotta get up pretty damn early in the morning
  'Cause I'm slammin' like Basketball Jones
  Slippin' out chrome for messin' with the break bones
  You suckers disgust me like low fat
  Gimme a bat and I'll show you where your head's at
  Tryna hit the row when you paddles, you little Bocce
  I think you better stay home and eat your broccoli
  'Cause you still got a long ways to go
  So you better step off, 'cause you picked the wrong Joe
  You ain't ready to throw with the mighty man
  And don't forget about the rest of the band
  So you better get used to the shrine
  'Cause I'll be rappin' as long as I can write rhymes
  These rhymes are hand-craft like pottery
  To make you see so many stars, you'd think you studyin' astrology
  You wanted to live so tell about what you went through
  You couldn't cut the mustard if I gave you a Ginsu [Scratching]
  [Verse 2: Eminem]
  Quickly, step to the side 'cause I'm coming through
  And do so much flippin', they call me W&W
  So how could you think you outdid me?
  While I'm still gettin' rid of waste quicker than a kidney
  Steppin' to a rabbit is stupid when you're a turtle
  Did you know you couldn't even blow a rhyme in a circle
  Little kiddies are getting a bit too frolicky
  Throwing me rhymes more sorry than an apology
  Test me to talking you right up please
  Let me give it the proper operation that it needs
  So allow me to put a end to weak melody
  Need it for suckers like peanut butter and celery
  Friends in the zone with the words that I kick with ease
  And leave with the face black feelin' like a Pekinese
  And light up your set like Cheers
  My mouth more tooth than a sharp pair of shears
  And given that, I could love to chop to it
  You remember the day you rhymes with the fools
  Then you'll know what it's like to take a nosedive
  Beat by the fattest skinny kid alive!
  [Break: Eminem]
  A'ight, we're gonna break it down for a second, and I'ma catch my breath
  And I'ma let Butteh Fingiz go off on a scratch for a minute
  Dude, Butteh Fingiz, when I give you the cue; come up with that funky-ass-diculous-dope scratch
  Go for it [Verse 3: Eminem]
  Yeah, let me show you how the big boys play
  Thinking 'bout us bustin' out into the fat girl on a Wednesday
  While I grab the steel and put you through an ordeal
  So kneel before me or fear who's more real
  I'll make the best rhyme, look up there's a plaque
  Start flowin' so much, I'll be in need of a maxi pad
  It went so fast, my pen'll yell at me
  Did so many drugs, my song will be a felony
  How'd he ever get the nerve to confront me?
  Well shit, that's what you get for being clumsy
  Get more steppin' up, figure the competition
  I got more jerks in my basement than you have twitches
  Must you all get played out like Batman
  Warped like Pager, crushed by the Fatman
  And I takeover like a gossip
  Blowin' 'em out so fast, I swear their name was proportion
  Smooth as whipped cream but rough as a callous
  So I'ma losing it, call me Mr. Malice
  With a soul intent for destruction
  One more hit for the Downstairs Productions
  [Outro]
  The fattest skinny kid alive
  The fattest skinny kid alive
  The fattest skinny kid alive
  The fattest skinny kid alive