conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Greatest with the following description: The fast going track “Greatest” features a heavy multi-syllable rhyme scheme, and wordplay that serves to prove that Em indeed is the greatest.
  He criticizes artists who brag about how much they have achieved, when they have over saturated the hip hop scene with their amount of output. He also disses Die Antwoord after they were mad he mispronounced their name when he initially gave them a shout out in “Untouchable.” Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Intro]
  Motherfuckers talkin' crazy (Yeah)
  Sayin’ I should quit (Ah)
  I fuckin' tell 'em make me (Bitch)
  Eat a fuckin’ dick (Yeah)
  I'm feelin' like the greatest (Woo!)
  On the beat who ever did it
  Mike WiLL the one who made it
  It's Shady on the lyrics
  [Verse 1]
  I'm somewhat outlandish they say
  You say we're cut from the same cloth
  But I guess you fabricate, eh?
  You better bring more men than the Latter Day Saints
  Manic states, Stephen Paddock with automatic stay sprayin'
  At anything that may stand in they way
  As I stand at the bay window with a hand grenade
  And a trey eight, at the Mandalay Bay
  Common sense, I'm a dollar short and a day late
  James Holmes at the Saturday Batman matinee
  Must have missed my CAT scan that day (Yeah!)
  I just threw a Tampax at Dre
  Trashcan, Tascam and ashtray
  I’m turnin’ back to a madman, can't take
  Anymore but I try to get away from the anger and rage
  My basal ganglia’s an A to the K
  Get your ass sprayed like bidets
  Breakin' your legs eight different ways, ankle to waist
  You chumps don't even know how to do somethin'
  To give goosebumps a day when you say
  That somethin’ you wrote gave someone a lump in their throat
  Or you had them choked up, you'd be yankin' my chain (Ayy)
  Feel like I'm headed for the padded cell, the
  Bar for me when I rap isn't fair but
  Guess that's the standard I'm held to
  But if somethin' like that doesn't tell ya
  You set a mark too high when platinum sales are looked at as a failure (Yeah)
  Then you better take it back to The Shelter and Hamburger Helper
  'Cause, damn it, I'm still the [Chorus]
  Greatest in the world (Yeah!)
  Greatest in the world (Yeah!)
  Greatest in the world (Yeah!)
  No lie, I might be
  The best to ever do it (Yeah!)
  The best to ever do it (Yeah!)
  The best to ever do it (Yeah!)
  I feel like the greatest (Yeah!)
  Woke up to honkies sounding like me
  Never be as good (Yeah!)
  Never be as good (Yeah!)
  (Packing up) Wife-beaters, white t-shirts, what?
  But I'm the greatest
  [Verse 2]
  So you sold ten million albums, eh? (What?)
  Only problem is, you put out ten million albums, eh? (Haha! Wait)
  What was I just about to say?
  Oh yeah, let me get this out the way
  I know there's people that are pissed about the way
  I mispronounced a name, "Die Antwoord!"
  Fuck, I still can't say this shit,
   
  but how quickly they forget
  Who the fuck I was; now Ninja try to duck my slugs
  You let ya girl get fucked by Muggs
  I'd like to give a shout to Cypress (Woo!)
  This can't be real, you dissed me and I was just tryin' to
  Give you a shout—now get the fuck out my rhyme book
  No more shiners, already too much time took
  And rappers I hear you talkin' shit
  I'm just too big to respond to it
  God forbid I forget though, and jump out the window
  Somebody better child-proof it (Yeah)
  'Cause if I lose it we can rewind to some old Ja Rule shit
  And I can remind motherfuckers how I do shit
  You don't got the tools I got in my toolkit (Bitch!)
  I bullshit you not, y'all fools just forgot
  That I'm so fuckin' awful with the thoughts
  And when I'm hostile and impossible to stop
  So you can call it a nostril 'cause it's not gonna ever
  I'll never let up on the pedal, might as well get the mop
  'Cause I'm wipin' up everyone in this genre
  'Cause on the mic I feel like I'm the [Chorus]
  Greatest in the world (Yeah!)
  Greatest in the world (Yeah!)
  Greatest in the world (Yeah!)
  No lie, I might be
  The best to ever do it (Yeah!)
  The best to ever do it (Yeah!)
  The best to ever do it (Yeah!)
  I feel like the greatest (Yeah!)
  Woke up to honkies sounding like me
  Never be as good (Yeah!)
  Never be as good (Yeah!)
  (Packing up) Wife-beaters, white t-shirts, what?
  But I'm the greatest
  [Verse 3]
  Oh yeah, and one more thing I want to mention (What?)
  Is you're one dimension
  I'm a monkey wrench and I can flunk detention
  And I love contentions, so welcome to the gun convention
  Muscles flexin', gotta strut like a front suspension (Woo)
  And you just stuck the key up in the ignition
  And gave me enough gas to flood my engine (Yeah)
  Psychopath, Michael Jack's blowin' up like a raft
  I should slap Vlad with a ISIS flag
  Bet you I come back twice as bad (Uh)
  Revival didn't go viral!
  Denaun and Royce tell me that I should take the high road
  Fuck that, I'm finna hit back
  'Til I run out of gunpowder and split the scene (Pew)
  Hold the mic similar to pistol, squeeze
  And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things
  And my lips are the clips, got the Sig lit like it's nicotine
  Trigger me and Slim gets mean (Brr!)
  Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes
  That's why I call the motherfuckers M16s (Woo!)
  Float like a butterfly, I'm gonna sting like a bee
  You ain't harmin' a thing
  I hit a ding (Ding!) hard as I'm gonna swing
  I'm gonna need to put my arm in a sling (Ow!)
  But like a wedding band
  You gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring
  Anomaly, I'm Muhammad Ali
  'Cause I knew one day (Hey!) I'm gonna be the [Chorus]
  Greatest in the world (Yeah!)
  Greatest in the world (Yeah!)
  Greatest in the world (Yeah!)
  No lie, I might be
  The best to ever do it (Yeah!)
  The best to ever do it (Yeah!)
  The best to ever do it (Yeah!)
  I feel like the greatest (Yeah!)
  Woke up to honkies sounding like me
  Never be as good (Yeah!)
  Never be as good (Yeah!)
  (Packing up) Wife-beaters, white t-shirts, what?
  But I'm the greatest