conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called TMZ with the following description: A parody of Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me” about celebrity gossip website TMZ.
  Guitarist Jim West said mimicking the guitar-driven pop sound that became so common is not easy:
  On the last record we did a Taylor Swift parody called “TMZ.” Taylor Swift’s “You Belong To Me” had a ton of guitar parts and mandolin and banjo. I think I counted about 22 parts, something like that. Hey! The drummer has to play only one part, the bassist has to play only one part, I gotta learn, like, 20 parts? That’s not fair! Sometimes it’s very, very challenging. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Verse 1: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
  You're sort of famous, a minor celebrity
  And so it only makes sense the world would be
  Obsessed with every single thing you do
  They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night
  They're lurking patiently and hoping that they just might
  See something real embarrassing you do
  [Pre-Chorus: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
  The 
  bad hair day
   and sweat-stained t-shirt
  That's the story that 
  they're gonna feature
  With exclusive pics of your flabby behind
  You think you're all alone, but that's right when you'll find
  [Chorus: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
  A bunch of paparazzi popping out of nowhere
  Cameras in your face, and then suddenly
  You're on TMZ, you're on TMZ
  [Verse 2: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
  Following you when you're walking down the street
  And asking stupid questions while you're trying to eat
  So you cover your face, thinking to yourself
  "Hey, isn't this creepy?"
  And they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown
  And 
  take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town
  They'll be there with you when you're going to jail
  First on the scene for 
  every wardrobe fail [Pre-Chorus: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
  You just picked up some transvestite
  Seconds later, it's up on the website
  Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce
  And they'll be sneaking in, snapping pictures, of course
  [Chorus: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
  And if they ever catch you picking your nose
  Or stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree
  You're on TMZ
  Stalking you, just waiting by your front door
  Trailing you through airport security
  They're with TMZ, they're with TMZ
  [Skit: Tom Kenny]
  "We caught this Oscar nominee picking up dog poop!"
  "Is that a baby bump?"
  "I pronounce you guilty… of leaving the house while fat!"
  "Look who's drinking coffee!"
  "Everything celebrities do is fascinating!"
  [Bridge: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
  Oh, let me tell you
  It's getting to the point where a famous person can't
  Even get a DUI or go on a racist rant
  Those guys are all around, so 
  you really shouldn't dare
  Go to every club in town if you've lost your underwear [Chorus: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
  Seems that every single time 
  a star decides to
  Shave their head
   
  or ram their car into a tree
  They're on TMZ
  If they catch you peeing in the bushes
  Later on that night, well, I guarantee
  You're on TMZ, you're on TMZ
  [Outro: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
  You're on TMZ
  Every single celebrity knows they're gonna be
  There on TMZ