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conversations.value: Write me a song called Fast Lane with the following description: Royce Da 5'9" and Eminem are Bad Meets Evil. This song serves as the first single from their highly anticipated EP, Hell: The Sequel and as a demonstration of both rapper’s strong lyrical content and delivery. The song peaked at #32 on the Billboard Hot 100. The hook is sung by Sly “Pyper” Jordan (heard on “Kush” and “Seduction”).
  “Fast Lane” touches on a myriad of topics and is a lethal example of Bad Meets Evil’s skill with a dose of the traditional ‘horrorcore’ and braggadocio. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Verse 1: Royce Da 5'9"]
  Uh, first verse, uh, I'm on 'til I'm on an island
  My life's ridin' on the autobahn on autopilot
  Before I touch dirt or kill y'all with kindness
  I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse
  You've been warned if you've been borned or if you conformed
  Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform
  Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
  And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
  Y'all niggas' intellect mad slow, y'all fags know
  Claimin' you bangin',
   
  you flamin'
  Bet you could light your own cigarette with your asshole
  Me and Shady deaded the past, so
  That basically resurrected my cashflow
  I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
  Though I ain't wrapped tight, my blood type's the 80s
  My 90s was like the Navy, you was like the Brady's
  You still fly kites daily
  [Verse 2: Eminem]
  Catch me in my Mercedes, bumpin' "Ice Ice Baby"
  Screaming, "Shady 'til I die!"
  Like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy
  So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze
  And you only live it once, so I'm thinking 'bout this nice, nice lady
  Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll (Danish)
  Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is 'cause she's kinda famous
  And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this
  Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus
  You morons think that I'm a genius
  Really, I belong inside a dang insane asylum
  Came to drive them trailer parks crazy
  I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby
  And that's "back" with a capital B with an exclamation mark
  Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics
  ‘Cause I wanna rip this mystical slick shit
  You don't wanna become another victim, a statistic of this shit
  ‘Cause after I spit the bullets, I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
  I'ma kick the ballistics;
   
  so get this dick, I'ma live this— [Chorus: Sly Jordan]
  I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Ayy)
  Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
  Only got a gallon in the gas tank (Oh)
  But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now (Yeah)
  I don't really know where I'm headed (No), just enjoyin' the ride (Yeah)
  Just gon' roll 'til I drop (Oh) and ride 'til I die (Ah-hah)
  I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
  I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
  [Verse 3: Royce Da 5'9" & 
  Eminem
  ]
  Uh, yeah, my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit
  At war with a bottle as Captain Morgan attacks my organs (C'mon)
  My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins (Woo)
  I made a pact with the devil that says
  "I'll let you take me,
   
  you let me take a shovel
  Dig up the corpse of Jack Kevorkian" (C'mon)
  Go back and forthin', more beef than you can pack a fork in
  I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy, down
  My tenement chimney now,
   the semi’s the remedy, pow
  Spin him around, enterin' in the vicinity 
  now
  [Verse 4: Eminem]
  Was called M&M, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
  Chewed him up 
  (*ptt*)
  , and spitted him out
  Girl, giddy-up, now get-get down
  He's lookin' around this club
  And it looks like people are havin' a shit-fit now
  Yeah, little tr-tr-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town
  Did I st-st-stutter, motherfucker?
  Fuck the mall, he shuts the whole motherfuckin' Walmart
  D-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round
  And he came to the club tonight with 5'9" to hold this bitch down
  Like a motherfuckin' chick underwater he's tryin' to dr-dr-drown
  Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated
  Just by the way that you keep lickin' them dick-suckin' lips
  I'm agitated, aggravated
  To the point you don't suck my dick
  Then you're gonna get decapitated
  Other words, you don't fuckin' give me head
  Then I'ma have to take it [Verse 5: Royce Da 5'9" & 
  Eminem
  ]
  And then after takin' that I'ma catch a case, it's gon' be fascinatin'
  It's gon' say the whole rap game passed away on top of the affidavit
  Graduated from master debater, slash massive masturbator
  To Michael Jackson's activator (
  Woo
  )
  Meanin' I'm on fire off the top, might wanna back up data
  Rollin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor trailer
  Homie, they sick, you could normally ask a hater
  Don't it make sense?
  That these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
  Dropped in the lap of a tax evader, homie, they spent
  [Verse 6: Eminem]
  Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes (What?)
  Girl, I'm the crack-a-lator, percolator of this party
  Be my penis ejaculator later
  Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt
  You rollin' with a player
  You won't be exaggeratin' when you say you're livin'
  [Chorus: Sly Jordan, 
  Royce da 5'9" & 
  Eminem
  ]
  I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Ayy)
  Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
  Only got a gallon in the gas tank (Oh)
  But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now (Yeah)
  I don't really know where I'm headed (No), just enjoyin' the ride (Yeah)
  Just gon' roll 'til I drop (Oh) and ride 'til I die (Ah-ah)
  I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
  I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) (
  Haha
  ) (
  Woo
  )
  [Outro: Sly Jordan]
  Pedal to the metal
  Pedal to the metal