conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Taylor Swift Monologue Song with the following description: For her first time hosting the show, Taylor Swift performed a funny song in lieu of the usual host’s monologue, a common thing for hosts with a musical background. The lyrics are an example of paralipsis, a rhetorical device wherein the speaker points something out by stating that she is not pointing it out. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: (Spoken Intro)
  [TAYLOR SWIFT]
  Thank you, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. It's great to be here hosting 
  Saturday Night Live
  . I have wanted to host this show ever since I was a little kid. I stayed up past my bedtime to watch 
  Bill Hader
  , 
  Andy Samberg
  Being here is incredible. I'm excited and I'm nervous and y'know, whenever I'm feeling strong emotions about something like this, I usually write a song about it. So this is what I came up with. It's called "Monologue Song." In parentheses, "La La La."
  (Song)
  I like glitter and sparkly dresses
  But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
  I like baking and things that smell like winter
  But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
  La la la
  La la la
  I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me
  But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
  I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public
  But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
  La la la la la la la
  This is my musical monologue
  You might think I'd bring up Joe, the guy that broke up with me on the phone
  But I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue
  Hey Joe, I'm doin' real well. Tonight I'm hosting 
  SNL
  But I'm not gonna write about that in my monologue
  La la la
  Ha ha ha
  Ha ha ha la la la And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 
  Twilight
  I'm not gonna comment on that in my monologue
  La la la la la la la
  This is my musical monologue
  You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye
  And how he ran up stage and ruined my VMA monologue
  But there's nothing to more to say, 'cause everything's okay
  I've got security lining the stage
  At my 
  SNL
   monologue
  La la la la la la la
  This is my 
  SNL
   monologue
  [TAYLOR SWIFT AND BODYGUARDS]
  La la la la la la la
  That was my 
  SNL
   monologue
  (Spoken Outro)
  [TAYLOR SWIFT]
  We have a great show. Kanye West is not here, so stick around, we'll be right back