conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called My Band with the following description: This song is the first single from D12’s second album D12 World. The song has a satirical tone, suggesting Eminem is the lead singer of the “band”.
  The music video parodies other music videos, including 50 Cent’s “In Da Club”, Eminem’s “Superman” and “Lose Yourself” videos, as well as Kelis’s “Milkshake”. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Intro: Eminem]
  I don't know, dude
  I think everybody's all jealous and shit
  'Cause I'm, like, the lead singer of the band, dude
  And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me, dude
  And they need to take it up with me after the show
  Because
  [Chorus: Eminem]
  These chicks don't even know the
  Name of my band
  But they're all on me like they
  Wanna hold hands
  'Cause once I blow, they know
  That I'll be the man
  All because I'm the lead
  Singer of my band
  [Verse 1: Eminem]
  So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic
  Walk up to these hot chicks, and I'm all like:
  "Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
  I'm the lead singer of D12, baby"
  They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him
  Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem
  I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock
  Please, Marshall, please, let me suck your cock"
  Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
  Especially when I drop the beat and do my a capellas
  All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
  Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
  So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me
  But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry
  'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
  Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me
  Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
  'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
  This rock star shit is the life for me
  And all the other guys just despise me because these [Chorus: Eminem]
  These chicks don't even know the
  Name of my band
  But they're all on me like they
  Wanna hold hands
  'Cause once I blow, they know
  That I'll be the man
  All because I'm the lead
  Singer of my band
  [Post-Chorus: Eminem, 
  Swifty McVay
  ]
  My band, my band
  My band, my band
  My band, my band
  My band, my band
  My band
  Alright, okay, alright
  Baby, yeah, 
  give me that mic, man
  Okay, dawg, give—come on, man!
   Dude!
  Give me this mic!
   Ow, dude!
  [Verse 2: Swifty McVay & 
  Kon Artis
  ]
  You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you? (Uh-huh)
  ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang)
  Smash these vocals and do a performance
  But we in the van (Uh-huh,) and he in a tour bus (Ha)
  You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
  And nah, I'm Swift, "
  Oh, I thought you were Kuniva
  " (Come on!)
  And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
  'Cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal
  See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh,) it's simple, but
  All I did was read a Russell Simmons book (Yeah)
  So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
  Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back [Verse 3: Kuniva, 
  Kon Artis
   & 
  Eminem
  ]
  Look at Em, little punk ass, thinking he the shit
  Yeah, I know, man, by himself, taking all the flicks
  Ayy, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?
  No, I had an interview, not you two
  You gon' be late for soundcheck! 
  Man, I ain't going to soundcheck
  And our mics are screwed up! 
  And his always sound best
  You know what, man? I'ma say somethin'
  Ayo Em! 
  You got somethin' to say?
   
  Man, nuttin'
  I thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup?
  Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up
  And you ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew
  Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear
  Aww, man, whatever!
   I swear, man!
  [Chorus: Eminem]
  These chicks don't even know the
  Name of my band
  But they're all on me like they
  Wanna hold hands
  'Cause once I blow, they know
  That I'll be the man
  All because I'm the lead
  Singer of my band
  [Verse 4: Proof, 
  Eminem
   & 
  Kon Artis
  ]
  They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
  Went from sold-out arenas to amusement parks
  How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot?
  I should cut his mic off when the music starts
  (
  Ayo, wh—
  ) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
  Every time I hear, 
  "Hey, dude, I love your band!"
  We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments
  So why he get ninety, and we only get ten percent?
  And these guys acting funny every area code
  Proof, carry my bag!
   Bitch, carry your own
  Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
  Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre? [Verse 5: Bizarre]
  God damn it, I'm sick of this group (Fuck D12)
  Time for me to go solo and make some loot (Yeah)
  I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
  'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack (Take this)
  "Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back
  "Superman" video, uh, I was in the back
   (Hahaha)
  For the media, I got some suggestions
  Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions
  Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?"
  (
  But what about Eminem?
  ) Bitch, are you retarded?
  Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
  Big-ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (
  Hey sexy!
  )
  50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
  Did two and a half and couldn't get up
  Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
  I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne
  [Bridge: Eminem, 
  Bizarre
  , 
  Bizarre & Eminem
  ]
  Girl, why can't you (
  Roxanne, Roxanne
  )
  See you're the (
  Bizarre will be your man
  )
  Only one for me?
  And it just
  Tears my ass apart
  To know that
  You don't know my
  Name!
   
  Man, fuck this
  [Chorus: Bizarre]
  These chicks don't even know the
  Name of my band (Haha)
  But they're all on me like they
  Wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)
  'Cause once I blow, I know that
  I'll be the man (Yeah)
  All because I'm the new
  *Blends* *Laughs*
  [Post-Chorus: Eminem & 
  Bizarre
  ]
  My band, my band (
  Your band
  )
  My band, my band (
  Our band, your band
  )
  My band, my band (
  You man, you man
  )
  My band, my band (
  Roxanne Shanté
  )
  My band (
  Lesbian
  )
  Yeah, ayo
  The hardest boy band in the world
  D12!
  [Outro: Eminem]
  I'm the lead singer of my band
  I get all the girls to take off their underpants
  I'm the lead singer of my band
  My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
  My salsa, woah, woah
  Look out for my next single, it's called
  "My Salsa"
  My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
  My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
  And take off their underpants
  My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
  And take off their underpants
  My salsa
  Where'd everybody go?