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conversations.value: Write me a song called They Ready with the following description: “They Ready” is a star studded collaboration between DJ Khaled, J. Cole, Big K.R.I.T., and Kendrick Lamar that appears on Khaled’s Kiss the Ring. On the track, they discuss their placement in hip hop, the detractors they face, and the relentless waves of women who adore them. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Produced by Canei Finch & J. Cole]
  [Intro: DJ Khaled]
  DJ Khaled
  [Verse 1: J Cole]
  And you know it don't stop, grindin' 'round that clock
  Masterminding my second album, my first album just dropped
  Scored a touchdown on my first down
  Niggas thought I was gon' flop
  See I hustle like my momma but I look just like my pops, ha
  And we still duckin' cops, ride around and take shots
  Hennessy for my enemies, niggas know I'm takin' they spot
  'Cause that score up on the play clock show just how I came from way back
  Just like T-I-P told you—ASAP; but you niggas rappin' like Aesop, Aesop, get a grip!
  [Pre-Chorus 1: J. Cole]
  Oh that's your dream car? Nigga that's my old whip
  Oh that's your dream girl? Nigga that's my old bitch
  Oh that's your new flow? Nigga that's my old shit!
  This that new K.R.I.T. shit, that Cole shit, them country niggas
  [Chorus: J. Cole]
  One for the money, two for the show
  Three for them hoes saying anything goes
  They say they ready for whatever!
  They say they ready for whatever
  I been around the world: twice, to be exact
  Six bad bitches and they lapped up in the back
  They say they ready for whatever! Ha
  They say they ready for whatever [Verse 2: Big K.R.I.T.]
  Yuh, yuh, Young Krizzle
  Shawty look what we got (we got), my bass beat and it knock (It knock)
  Got the old school in my old school was to post up on your block (Your block)
  Yo broad chose like she was s'posed to and you up in arms 'cause she bopped (She bopped)
  Cole I hate to say it but I got to say that I wish that they would just stop (Whoa)
  So fuck these haters, fuck these hoes
   that ain't slammin' doors on they drop (Whoa)
  Y'all niggas too young to remember how to the South used to be, but I'm not (Whoa)
  So when it come to snappin', Cadillacs, SpottieOttieDopaliscious, y'all pop (Whoa)
  You thought 
  Krit Wuz Here
   and 
  R4
   were the shit? Bitch, wait 'til my album drop (Get 'em girls)
  [Pre-Chorus 2: Big K.R.I.T.]
  Say that's your new car? Nigga, that's my old slab
  Say that's your new bitch? Nigga, that's my old stab
  Oh that's yo new flow? That shit sound so trash
  This that new K.R.I.T. shit, that Cole shit, them country niggas
  [Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar]
  Hol' up...but don't forget about Compton, nigga!
  One for the money, two for the show
  Three for No Limit and the rest for Death Row
  That means I been 'bout it 'bout it
   
  and this is the realest shit I ever wrote
  And if anyone ever doubt it, then they are the loudest of liars I know
  I only desire to blow, she only desire to blow
  And I hope that my dick is a whistling flute
  And that's not the instrumental
  Now pick up my coat
  You let that motherfucker drag like RuPaul
  I'll drag your ass to the floor
  Bitch, I can admit, I'm a recovered addict, paraphernalia that is
  Telling the doctor I'm sick, head doctor, I'm needing your lips, yeah
  Proper analogy for it, if I can afford it, then I won't ignore it, clear
  Cop me a palace and Porsche and right, when I floor it, that's when I switch gears
  Living my life on Uranus, ugh, keeping one foot in your anus, ugh
  The other foot all on your neck, repeatedly stomp 'til I break it, ugh
  Bitch I'm demanding respect, these bitches is telling me, "Take it"
  DJ Khaled, 
  even if I had callus, holding the torch ain't no challenge, ain't it? Ooh, huhuhu [Chorus: J. Cole]
  One for the money, two for the show
  Three for them hoes saying anything goes
  They say they ready for whatever!
  They say they ready for whatever
  I been around the world: twice, to be exact
  Six bad bitches and they lapped up in the back
  They say they ready for whatever! Ha
  They say they ready for whatever