conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Asshole with the following description: With Em’s lyrical complexity at an all time high, he spits, as the title may suggest, like an asshole. On this Skylar Grey featured track that plays on all the backlash of the original MMLP‘s musical content as support, Em throws back to “My Name Is” sampling the lyric, “Thanks for the support, asshole”, and as Rolling Stone said:
  In true Eminem fashion, he proudly steps into shoes that fit and makes listeners aware that he’s aware of his self-destructive self, while disturbingly feeds off it.
   Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Verse 1: Eminem]
  Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
  An asshole, that role I think I succeeded fulfillin'
  But don't think I ever stopped
  To think that I was speakin' to children
  Everything was happenin' so fast
  It was like I blinked—sold three million
  Then it all went blank, all I remember is feelin' ridiculous
  ‘Cause I was gettin' sick of this feelin'
  Like I'm always under attack, man
  I could have stacked my shit list to the ceilin'
  Women dishin'
   but really thinkin': "If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him."
  Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite when I'm rippin' shit
  But since when did this many people ever give a shit
  What I had to say? It's just my opinion
  If it contradicts how I'm livin', put a dick in your rear end
  That's why every time you mentioned a lyric
  I thanked you for it, for drawin' more attention toward it
  ‘Cause it gave me an enormous platform
  I'm flattered you thought I was that important
  But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
  And battled for it, mad awards, had GLAAD annoyed
  Atta-boy, they told me to slow down, I'd just zone out
  Good luck tryin' to convince a blonde
  It's like tellin' Gwen Stefani she sold out
  ‘Cause I was tryna leave no doubt
  In anyone's mind, one day I'd go down in history
  Think they know now because everybody knows [Chorus: Skylar Grey]
  Everybody knows
  That you're just an asshole
  Everywhere that you go
  People wanna go home, everyone knows
  Everybody knows
  So don't pretend to be nice
  There's no place you can hide
  You are just an asshole
  Everyone knows, everyone knows
  [Interlude: Eminem]
  Thanks for the support, asshole! *scratch*
  Thanks for the support, asshole!
  [Verse 2: Eminem]
  Quit actin' salty! 
  I was countin' on you to count me out
  Ask Asher Roth when he roundabout
  Dissed me to shout me out
  Thought I was history,
   
  well goddamn, honky
  That compliment's like backhandin' a donkey
  Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth
  Nah, I'm off him
  But what the fuck's all this trash-talkin' about?
  The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me
  You knocked me down, I went down for the count
  I fell, but the fans caught me, and now
  You're gonna have to beat the fuckin' pants off me
  To take my belt—word to Pacquiao
  Momma said, "There ain't nothin' else to talk about
  Better go in that ring and knock 'em out
  Or you better not come out!"
  It's poetry in motion
  Like Freddie Roach when he's quotin' Shakespeare
  So what if insults are revoltin'?
  Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
  You think it's a joke 'til you're bullet-riddled
  But you should give little shit what I think
  This whole world is a mess
  Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest
  And a Glock just to go watch 
  Batman
  Who needs to test a testicles? Not that man
  Half of you don't got the guts, intestinal blockage
  Rest of you got lap bands
  Stuck to this motto
   
  'fore they put bath salts
  And all those water bottles in Colorado,
   
  so get lost, Waldo
  My soul's escapin' through this asshole that is gapin'
  A black hole and I'm swallowin' this track whole
  Better pack toilet paper, but I'm takin' no crap, ho
  Here I go down the Bat Pole
  And I'm changin' back into that old maniac
  In fact, there they go tryna dip out the back door retreatin'
  ‘Cause everybody knows [Chorus: Skylar Grey]
  Everybody knows
  That you're just an asshole
  Everywhere that you go
  People wanna go home, everyone knows
  Everybody knows
  So don't pretend to be nice
  There's no place you can hide
  You are just an asshole
  Everyone knows, everyone knows
  [Verse 3: Eminem]
  Holy mackerel! I'm the biggest jerk on the planet Earth
  I smacked a girl off the mechanical bull at a tractor pull
  For thinkin' we had some magnetic pull
  Then screamed, "ICP in this bitch! How do fuckin' magnets work?"
  ‘Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable
  Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical
  I'm makin' up words so you can understandable, it's tragical
  Thinkin' some magical shit's gonna happen, that ain't practical
  You crackin' a joke, it's laughable
  ‘Cause me and love's like a bad combination
  I keep them feelings locked in a vault
  So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
  My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
  Bitch, you just need a helmet
  ‘Cause if you think you're special, you're retarded
  Thinkin' you're one of a kind like you got some platinum vagina
  You're a train wreck, I got a one-track mind
  Shorty, you're fine, but you sort of remind me of a 49er
  ‘Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor
  Been tryna hunt me down like a dog
  ‘Cause you're on my ass but you can't get a cent
  ‘Cause all of my spare time is spent
  On my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin'
  Only women that I love are my daughters
  But sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father
  And I push it farther
  So, Father, forgive me if I forget to draw the line
  It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent
  I'll never grow up, so to hell with your parents
  And motherfuck father time
  It ain't never gonna stop, a pessimist
  Who transformed to an optimist in his prime
  So even if I'm half-dead, I'm half-alive
  Poured my half-empty glass in a cup
  Now my cup has runneth over
  And I'm 'bout to set it on you like a mothafuckin' coaster
  I’m goin' back to what got me here
  Yeah, cocky, and can’t knock bein' rude off, so fear not, my dear
  And dry up your teardrops, I'm here
  White America's mirror, so don't feel awkward or weird
  If you stare at me and see yourself because you're one too
  Shouldn't be a shock, because everybody knows [Chorus: Skylar Grey]
  Everybody knows
  That you're just an asshole
  Everywhere that you go
  People wanna go home, everyone knows
  Everybody knows
  So don't pretend to be nice
  There's no place you can hide
  You are just an asshole
  Everyone knows, everyone knows