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conversations.value: Write me a song called Why Don’t You Love Me with the following description: Post Malone and his friend Jason Stokes, or “Jazzy Eff” (also known as YouTuber MinecraftUniverse) made this song (and video to go with it) when he was 17 years old for art class.
  The character “Leon DeChino” he uses in this song is referenced in a handful of Post’s other songs such as “Psycho” and “Patient.” No one knows what DeChino is doing nowadays, but according to Post, he is “getting mad bitches.” Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Intro: Post Malone as Leon DeChino]
  Let me tell you a little story
  Hey girl, love me
  [Verse 1: Post Malone as Leon DeChino]
  In the middle of a cold dark night
  I heard a sound and I thought to myself, "What was that?"
  I got up and checked
  It was you walking out my door
  You said you loved me just moments before
  Why'd you lie?
  What the heck?
  [Chorus: Post Malone as Leon DeChino & 
  Jason Stokes as Jazzy Eff
  ]
  Our love was as hot as a torch
  But you couldn't take it anymore
  Why don't you love me?
  Why don't you love him?
  Why don't you love me?
  Why don't you love him?
  My heart was beating like a very fast drum
  You looked at me and said I'm not number one
  Why don't you love me?
  Why don't you love him?
  Why don't you love me?
  Why don't you love him? [Interlude: Post Malone as Leon DeChino]
  Let me introduce you to my friend, Jazzy Eff
  [Verse 2: Jason Stokes as Jazzy Eff & 
   Post Malone as Leon DeChino
  ]
  Don't you know my friend would do anything?
  He would sing to you from winter to spring
  You betrayed him
  You should go away
  He really, really, really misses you bad 
  (Yes he does)
  He remembers all the times that y'all had
  He's crying 
  (I'm crying)
  That's not okay
  [Chorus: Post Malone as Leon DeChino & 
  Jason Stokes as Jazzy Eff
  ]
  Our love was as hot as a torch
  But you couldn't take it anymore
  Why don't you love me?
  Why don't you love him?
  Why don't you love me?
  Why don't you love him?
  My heart was beating like a very fast drum
  You looked at me and said I'm not number one
  Why don't you love me?
  Why don't you love him?
  Why don't you love me?
  Why don't you love him? [Bridge: Post Malone as Leon DeChino]
  Stop, girl, what have you done?
  You used to be sweet just like bubblegum
  Now you are no fun
  You suck, you broke my heart
  Stop, girl, what have you done?
  You used to be sweet just like bubblegum
  Now you are no fun
  You suck, you broke my heart
  [Chorus: Post Malone as Leon DeChino & 
  Jason Stokes as Jazzy Eff
  ]
  Our love was as hot as a torch
  But you couldn't take it anymore
  Why don't you love me?
  Why don't you love him?
  Why don't you love me?
  Why don't you love him?
  My heart was beating like a very fast drum
  You looked at me and said I'm not number one
  Why don't you love me?
  Why don't you love him?
  Why don't you love me?
  Why don't you love him?
  [Outro: Post Malone as Leon DeChino]
  So tell me, why, girl? Come on