conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Couch Potato with the following description: “Weird Al” created this song as a parody of “Lose Yourself” by Eminem. There was supposed to be a video for this song, but Em vetoed at the last minute.
  “Weird Al” released the “Eminem Interview” to promote the album/song.
  
  
   Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Intro]
  Look, if you had, one shot
  To sit on your lazy butt, and watch all the TV you ever wanted
  Until your brain turned to mush, would you go for it
  Or just let it slip?
  Yo
  [Verse 1]
  Remote is ready, eyes wide, palms are sweaty
  There's 
  Flintstones
   on the TV already, Wilma and Betty
  No virgin to channel surfin', and I'm HD ready
  So I flip, garbage is all I'm getting
  There's Simon Cowell, who folks wanna disembowel
  He opens his mouth, always says something foul
  They're dying wow, wannabes are crying now
  He votes 'em out, time to throw in the towel
  Shows based on reality
  , oh the humanity
  Oh, Ozzy's family sure loves profanity
  Woah, the insanity, oh, dogs that crap and pee
  Home of depravity? No, they live happily
  Yo, plus 
  Da Ali G Show
  , and 
  Celebrity Mole
  Oh there's Anna Nicole, she's scarin' me
  Look, Ma — No cavities! Oh, it's a station break
  Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something
  [Chorus]
  You're gonna lose your mind watching TV
  They told me, they'd scold me, but I'd still tune into every show
  My cable gets 
  C-SPAN
  , 
  TVLand
  , and 
  HBO
  The Travel Channel, 
  Discovery
   and 
  Lifetime
  You're gonna lose your mind watching TV
  They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos!"
  I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TVLand, and HBO
  The History Channel, and 
  QVC
  , and Lifetime
  You're gonna... [Verse 2]
  My butt is aching, as I watch 
  NASCAR racing
  That show about undertaking,
   Larry King
  To 
  24
  , to 
  Law & Order
  The Weather Channel's boring
   like 
  60 Minutes
  Ancient reporters, next up on 
  E! True Hollywood Story
  The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey
  Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
  CSI: Boise
  , and 
  Touched by an Uncle
  Both sound pretty lame, and
  So does 
  Everybody Tolerates Raymond
  And 
  King of Queens
   jumped the shark the first minute
  I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it
  I move right on to 
  8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter
  Then I bet I watch 
  The Bachelorette
  Followed by 
  Welcome Back, Kotter
  And 
  The Muppet Show
   where they go "Mahna Mahna"
  [Chorus]
  You're gonna lose your mind watching TV
  They told me, they'd scold me, but I'd still tune into every show (oh)
  My cable gets C-SPAN, TVLand, and HBO
  The Disney Channel and 
  A&E
   and Lifetime
  You're gonna lose your mind watching TV
  They told me, cajoled me, but 
  I still love Lisa Kudrow
   (oh)
  I'm lookin at C-SPAN, TVLand, and HBO
  The Playboy Channel, and 
  Court TV
  , and Lifetime
  You're gonna... [Verse 3]
  Never miss 
  Melrose Place
   or 
  Lost in Space
  I've seen each 
  Amazing Race
   and 
  Without a Trace
  But I only watched 
  Will & Grace
  , one time, one day
  Wish I hadn't, 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay
  Oh, and 
  Fear Factor
  , I watched maybe a half hour
  After that, felt like I needed a long shower
  Network execs with naked ambition
  Next week on FOX watch lions eat Christians
  Like to tie up those programming planners
  Make them watch all that junk until their heads explode just like 
  Scanners
  Leech-covered, grub-eating fools on 
  Survivor
  Look, there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre
  Of Mr. Rob Schneider
  And there's Gilligan and SpongeBob
  Plus there's 
  MacGyver
  And Jay Leno has got Madonna
  Hey, there's Luke Perry
  And a special all Pig Latin episode of Drew Carey
  Wanna turn on 
  ET
  'Cause I'm a gossip freak
  And I gotta know who J-Lo is marrying this week
  A 30-second spot
  Welcome back to 
  Are You Hot?
  I was planning on recording 
  The Sopranos
   — I forgot
  I love shows with or without a plot
  I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
  Because I only have got one brain to rot
  I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot [Chorus]
  You're gonna lose your mind watching TV
  They told me, they'd scold me, but I still tune into every show (oh)
  My cable gets 
  C-SPAN
  , 
  TVLand
  , and 
  HBO
  The 
  Sci-Fi Channel
   and 
  AMC
   and Lifetime
  You're gonna lose your mind watching TV
  They told me, cajoled me, turn off that Oprah Winfrey show (oh)
  I got it on C-SPAN, TVLand, and HBO
  The Learning Channel
   and 
  MTV
   and 
  Lifetime
  You're gonna...
  [Outro]
  You can watch anything you want to, man