conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Desperation with the following description: In February 2013 it was rumoured Eminem would sample Jamie N Commons on the hook of his first single, which was then expected to drop in summer ‘13, preceeding Eminem’s UK-Belgium-France tour with Kendrick Lamar, Earl Sweatshirt, Tyler The Creator and more.
  See here.
  We do not know if Eminem met him on that tour in Britain to record this song. However, this is very possible, since it is the only time they would’ve been at the same place and this hook is not sampled.
  Most people argue that he sampled him, but started working on something new (this song) with him when he met him in England. This would explain why there is no first single with a Jamie N Commons sample, they worked out something new and it became this bonus track. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Verse 1: Eminem]
  Girl, you give me writer's block,
   
  I'm at a loss for words
  Uhh, my mind's as lost as yours
  I rack my brain but still no thoughts emerge
  Never seen no ass as large as yours
  How much that cost? That's what I call a Roethlissplurge
  You drive me bonkers, I’m about to get my swerve on for sure
  Thought I was pimpin' 'til I felt like Nas, the first
  Date 'cause I think I gave you power
  When I gave you flowers in a vase
  A box of chocolates, throat lozengers, cough drops and Certs
  Probably shoulda never let me call that job of yours
  To talk to your boss and ask him if you can take off from work
  Shoulda been one of the first signs to cause alert
  Man, we jumped in too fast
  'Cause since then I just can't be apart from her
  'Cause nobody's body's awesomer
  I lust her and she loves me 'cause I'm popular
  But you know this ain't love
  [Chorus: Jamie N Commons and 
  Eminem
  ]
  You know this ain't love, oh no (Oh this ain't love)
  You know this ain't love (Oh this ain't love), oh no
  What is it then?
  It's desperation (
  She's looking for Mr. Right
  ) (Hey!)
  (
  Wants me to be that guy to her
  )
  It's desperation (
  I can't even put up a fight
  ) (Hey!)
  (
  'Cause I give in at the sight of her
  )
  And I here I go again [Verse 2: Eminem]
  You were obviously oblivious to me
  I swore I was just invisible to you
  'Til I went to the lengths I did to meet you
  'Cause you played so hard to get with me from
  The beginning, now I'm in disbelief, I
  Never knew that this could be such misery, ah
  'Cause now you see nothing but me
  And I don't see nothing but you
  And I'm about to flip 'cause we are – super glued in
  We stuck to each other's hips and we can't
  Do anything individually, which is to cling on
  Scared to be alone,
   can't specifically describe it
  I just can't seem to give a reason
  That's definitive, just need ya
  Talkin' about I live and breathe ya
  And you pretend to be as mentally and physically
  Addicted to me as Wiz Khalifa is to reefer
  Don't wanna be without you
  Don't wanna be with you neither
  Bitch, put me in a situation in which it's both I wish to seek
  'Cause this ain't love
  [Chorus: Jamie N Commons and 
  Eminem
  ]
  You know this ain't love, oh no (Oh this ain't love)
  You know this ain't love (Oh this ain't love), oh no
  What is it then?
  It's desperation (
  She's looking for Mr. Right
  ) (Hey!)
  (
  Wants me to be that guy to her
  )
  It's desperation (
  I can't even put up a fight
  ) (Hey!)
  (
  'Cause I give in at the sight of her
  )
  And I here I go again [Verse 3: Eminem]
  Just want you to myself
  Don't wanna share you with no one else
  "What the fuck you whisperin' for?
  You get on my nerves, you make me sick
  I think our relationship, it seems to be on the fritz
  I mean it's time that we just split and leave the
  Games behind, your frame of mind ain't the same as mine
  I think you need to finish developing a
  Little more mentally to get the picture"
  That's a negative, Alicia, I will never give the keys up
  To the crib ever again, no Visa
  Not even a gift certificate from Tiffany's
  You better have an epiphany, slut
  Guess what? (What?) The lease up
  I'm just mad the time it took to discover
  You were usin' me for loot like I used you for looks
  Oh, thought you was too good for me, huh?
  Yeah, toots, used to be my Carrie Underwood
  I was your lumberjack
  But I can't stomach this, I'm leavin' you, I'm not comin' back
  She said, "The fuck with that!
  Where's my Louisville Slugger at?"
  She grabbed that fuckin' bat
  And swung it at my head, I barely ducked and that's
  Right when she came up with a kick to the nuts twice
  Steel toe, girl probably coulda put a hundred-yard field goal
  Through the uprights [Chorus: Jamie N Commons and 
  Eminem
  ]
  You know this ain't love, oh no (Oh this ain't love)
  You know this ain't love (Oh this ain't love), oh no
  What is it then?
  It's desperation (
  She's looking for Mr. Right
  ) (Hey!)
  (
  Wants me to be that guy to her
  )
  Lord, it's desperation (
  I can't even put up a fight
  ) (Hey!)
  (
  'Cause I give in at the sight of her
  )
  Desperation (
  And I here I go again
  )