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conversations.value: Write me a song called Shady CXVPHER with the following description: Eminem, Slaughterhouse and Yelawolf all get together to represent the Shady camp with a cypher promoting the Shady XV, an album created to celebrate the 15-year anniversary of Shady Records. View behind the scenes here.
  Usually in cyphers the emcees stand in a circle as they deliver their verses, but Shady puts their own spin to it. Each featured artist is located in their respective hometowns in the video while they spit lyrical warfare. It’s also worth noting this a whopping 18-minute session.
  It was released on the Shady Records website on November 10, 2014, and uploaded to YouTube the following day.
   Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Directed by Syndrome]
  [Verse 1: KXNG Crooked]
  KXNG Crooked, Eastside, Long Beach, California
  My name is KXNG Crooked
  I snap on you rappers often
  When I'm spazzin' I'm just gettin' my passionate point across
  Like a hood cat clappin' his hands when he talkin'
  Now that I got your attention, I feel I should really mention
  Don't come around here flossin', Big Willies, we Willie Lynch 'em
  Pull out the chopper, rappers hittin' the ground
  Like every bar's a bullet, when I pull it, it sound like
  Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da a couple of bullets are comin' your way
  Then it jam, like God damn
  Then I pick up somethin' quicker, start killin' everything in the vicinity
  The proximity, the Glocksimity, we on Yosemite Sam
  Bam, bam your body drop, Van Damme, karate chop
  The Beretta's a better competitor
  Pop pop turn your sweater to a crop top
  Killin' you and whoever in that drop top
  Etcetera, etcetera and it will not stop
  Just shoot, shoot like doot doot
  And beaucoup, beaucoup, I'm cuckoo
  I'm a star goin' to war with you clones like Count Dooku
  I'm worlds apart from you rappers
  Like I walk in the booth rockin' a biosuit made of plastic
  And NASA's galactic elastic travelin' through space, interstellar rapping
  Broadcastin' from uninhibited planets
  When I come back, that's it
  You see a flash in the sky, it's that nigga, I
  When I land, you wack niggas die
  And your casket is your last hit
  You wack bitch, fuckin' bastard
  Back to the hand clappin'
  You die quicker than Darren Wilson walkin' through Ferguson
  Dressed like the grand dragon of the Klan
  Passin' niggas with pants saggin'
  With they hand on a black Magnum
  To clap him backwards
  So their last words is "kcuf meht nmad saggin"
  That's backwards for "fuck them damn niggas"
  Buck them damn triggers
  You charge us, bodies fill up them damn Rivers
  'Cause everybody wanna be the best rapper alive
  But I only like dead rappers
  Compare me to the best rappers who died
  And you rappers I used to look up to
  I gotta cancel you now
  Like Simon Cowell, I can't let you ex-factors survive
  Nah, the time's right and they finally limelightin' the god of this rhyme writin'
  My mic can only be likened to Poseidon's trident and Zeus' lightnin' strike
  And my metaphors are what Thor was to the Norse viking
  I'm a born titan and at-point kill 'em like swordfightin'
  I'm slicin' organs with songwritin', I dwarf giants
  I hope I'm rubbin' you pussies wrong sort of like poor dykin'
  I smoke philosophy, I snort science
  That mean I'm higher than higher learnin', look in my eyes
  That's where the fire's burnin'
  Try to deny a music messiah's returnin'
  You die and you fry in my iron furnace
  I am on my get rich or die tryin' like when Em was signin' Curtis
  'Cause I am murderous [Verse 2: Joe Budden]
  Joe Budden, Jersey City, New Jersey
  Now we can do this a couple of different ways, it really depends
  Could give them classic NY jeans over the Timbs
  Or I could spit about my car and how it sit on the rims
  Or I could tell you why I'm hot and disappear like MIMS
  But the bars there, put that on God, ask a atheist
  And if I ain't the bomb at least I'm in the blast radius
  I'm beating these kids' indictment, shit, I like the terror
  APB on my actions, I'm in the viking era
  Moment of truth, I give you facts right now
  Fuck this cypher, my mind ain't on rap right now
  So it's fuck metaphors and punches, all the witty shit
  Got a missing uncle and another need a kidney flip
  Face says I been stressed
  I got an aunt getting her ass kicked by MS
  Nigga, why am I here? For the look, for the promo
  Shit that bothered from the start
  'Cause the cancer left his lungs and it's on my grandfather's heart
  Yeah, just not the side that the beat is on
  I'm supposed to put that to the side when the beat is on
  I'm planning the funeral, I'm getting the hearse ready
  These niggas only wanna ask me if the verse is ready
  Not a how do I feel, not a how do I deal
  If that’s life, then nigga, how is it real?
  These last couple of days I've been speaking to my peers
  Giving them cries for help, I guess they need to see the tears
  But wait, wildest part of all of that is
  They'll shoot a suicidal rapper right here on the bridge
  But fuck it, gotta pardon 'em, shout out to my squad and 'em
  House Gang,
   Shady, I'm gone, nigga, my job is done [Verse 3: Yelawolf]
  Yelawolf, Gadsden, Alabama
  My name is Wayne, I'm from Alabama
  Here's the back story:
  I just fell off the turnip truck with Ernest Tubb
  I'm 33, I've got 3 kids and I just popped 3 pills
  I don't know which one's which or what it's for
  Safety ain't really a habit I've formed
  I still smoke to the cigarette butt
  I still drink till I end up being that klutz
  Clumsy, self-destructive dummy
  Stumbling over my words, mumbling
  I'll probably do it tonight
  Leave the bar, leave the car
  And pass out like a fetus in a jar with my feet up to the stars
  And dream about that light that leads up to the lord
  I have nightmares about my momma getting beat up in the yard
  Wake up feeling like half a human
  Hit the studio and unleash this guilt and regret
  For my lack of union between rap, you and the rock and roll community
  But unity between country music and MCs, I'm claiming immunity
  Still I'm working, sawing, milling this tree
  Building this house exactly the way Charlemagne tha god and Lord Jamar thought it would be
  Wait a minute... the lord and the god hate me
  Jesus Christ, I am the white devil!
  Nah...
  I'm still working, sawing, milling this tree
  Building this house exactly the way I thought it should be
  Wanna take a tour? Let's see
  I've got floor-to-ceiling windows and a cabin-style mansion
  Bucks, bears, trucks, boats, tires, spares, four-wheelers
  Three-wheelers, two-wheelers, a drug dealer on call
  Plaques on the wall, racks on the wall for my guns on the wall
  Lift kits, low riders, chop shops, hi tops, low tops, cowboy boots
  Dixie flags
  , American flags, 
  Slumerican tags on my Slumerican ass
  CEO
  I've got my name on the bathrobe, and the flame on the back porch is lit
  Guess who's coming to dinner?
  André 3000 and Hank the Third, go figure
  I've got two stand-up jetskis, a top pedigree horse, just to pet and feed of course
  Who rides a horse in Nashville? I might
  I've got bicycles for the kids, tricycles for the babies
  M-80s, bottle rockets, bottles in my pocket
  Moonshine, gold watches, gold rings
  All fake, no bling, don't hate, that's my thing
  I've got new clothes, old clothes, vintage, tremendous, endless style
  Goodwill loves me Mackle-more than you
  I've got flat screen TVs, 
  with skate videos on repeat
  All the latest CDs, mp3s, 
  and Beats by Dre
  Thank you very much, Jimmy Iovine for the check
  I've got a black woman fine as she can be
  FeFe with a ring on her finger that could give sight to the blind
  A 5, a 10, a couple hundreds layin' on the counter
  I don't know where that came from
  I got artwork from hard work, yardworkers for yard work
  Don't look under the tarp, sir
  I'm growin' weed for my mama there
  I've got a paved driveway and photos in the hallway of me on my Harley
  And I did it my way
  See, hip-hop is what you make of it
  And I'm makin' a lot of it
  See that's a quadruple entendre, Jay Z eat your heart out [Verse 4: Joell Ortiz]
  Joell Ortiz, Brooklyn, New York
  But these cyphers?
  I treat 'em like they a war; don't want no mediators
  Nah, this that grow up in the P's behavior, next door to the greasy neighbors
  People thank you, I do this for all the mean creators
  I was someone who never needed favors to get where I'm at
  Now they deem me a savior
  But to be honest I ain't feelin' like that, man I just really like rap
  Y'all lucky, trust me
  I'm opposite the hands of Sandusky
  With the shit that my pen state, these rappers can't touch me
  Ugly? Shit, you serious? I'm hideous
  I was better than all you silly kids while trying to figure out just who I really is
  As a younger dude, life was somethin' rude
  I barely made it to the first like a Cutler move
  No rubber groove on my shoes led to fights, so suspensions
  I had 3 in one week, yeah that was public school
  Did I say 3 in 1? That's funny 'cause there's 4 of us in the Slaughter
  That's a 3 and 1, I learned that in public school too
  Like what's in between a 3 and 1 and House Gang, I spoke to all 3 on 1 call
  Like I dropped 2 albums and #3 is 1 second from bein' done
  Just need y'all 3 to send me 1 verse apiece
  For this Heatmakerz beat and Brother's Keeper 1
  Simple mathematics,
   
  I'm addin' up to all these rap addicts
  I don't like to divide dough so I multiply flow
  And subtract maggots
  Like a brand new Craftmatic, boy I'm back at it
  Smokin' these new boys like my last habit
  Dabnabbit I tried to quit but everything I kick's like the last dragon
  Hoes suckin' my drummer dick, they on my bandwagon
  I just gotta laugh 'cause y'all pushin' a lot of swag
  I'm pushin' this big ole Hearse, don't get body bagged
  [Verse 5: Royce Da 5'9"]
  Royce Da 5'9", Detroit, gah
  These new rappers be askin' me
  Why I don't be hangin' out where they be hangin' out
  I tell 'em, I say, "Lil nigga, listen here;"
  If I don't got no business there, I don't got no business there
  See there's a difference here
  You hustlin' so you can be seen
  Nigga I'm grindin' so I can disappear
  I don't do it like other rappers do
  When it's on time, it's skull and bone signs at the stu
  We got guns you only find on your cheat code screen
  If you think I remind you of any of these niggas you wildin' out
  Like Chico Bean
  When there's drama I don't ask no questions, I just clap in that direction
  I look at this gat like it's a actual accessory
  I'm anti-social so relax when you step to me
  Nigga I shoot the breeze with actual weaponry
  Your lil' stare downs won't fare well
  I got a pale conscience, I'm the grey area
  The last person I had a bond with was a bail bondsman
  Now imagine me hangin' with y'all and we rappin' on the same song
  Nigga I'd rather juggle a couple of chainsaws
  Or run through hell with a pair of gasoline Hanes on
  I'm a star but not on some I wanna be a star kinda shit
  The only celebrity who give a fuck less than me is Marshawn Lynch
  Glock in the stash as a backup but the MAC'll burst
  Cripple your style, your first born child'll come out
  With a colostomy bag as the afterbirth
  I don't give a fuck
  Nigga I'll show up to Beyonce's show posin' as Jay Z
  Stagger in your studio session with a bomb strapped to my chest
  Lookin' like Omarion holdin' his baby
  Jump in the 4 door Mercedes with a .44 listenin' to JoJo and K-Ci
  Drinkin' and sniffin' enough blow that it got me thinkin' I can exchange sicknesses
  Maybe, this ebola for rabies
  That's it, just livin' the rapper life
  Banana clip in the air, lookin' like it's 'bout to start singin' it's MAC tonight
  MACs, I use this MAC as a component for thugs rollin' up
  I got this MAC on and you better stay in that corner
  'Cause shit can turn into that song except I don't give a fuck what day it is
  I'll have this club goin' up, fuck with me
  Mack magnet, attractin' enormous green
  Slap this clip in this gat then call this arm Christy Mack
  'Cause this bitch is that war machine
  Life of a giant, but who needs size when you're wack and your team's soft
  Drag your girl down this hill 'til she admits that it feels like she's jackin' the beanstalk
  We both got marketing plans
  Yours is to sell records and try to net more than you gross before
  Mine is to punch you in your face if you ever disrespect me
  And then go and invest into a grocery store
  Rolled up with the Smith & Wesson and drew on you like let's fight now
  I do numbers,
   I turn you and your crew into two plumbers
  Translation, get your shit together and pipe down
  Fuck a mic, I don't write, I chew and spit
  I'll shoot you and your sis if you insist
  I got my eyes on the sparrow
  Silencer's so big it look like I got Bobby Shmurda tied to the front of the barrel
  And he doin' this
  [Verse 6: Eminem]
  My name is Marshall, I'm reppin' that motherfuckin' Motor City, bitch
  I just turned Slaughterhouse to a quintet
  Began to trend-set, murdered a friend's pet
  Made shit as ill as it can get went in-depth
  Like a fucking vignette and two bars skins wet
  I'm already covered in sweat and I wasn't even ready to come in yet
  AHH, let me set this drink down
  Beat up a gal, start beef with her pal
  Probably be wild 'til I'm wrinkled and senile
  And "Rap God" was a freestyle
  Off the top of the dome piece while I was 'sleep on the couch
  And I'm freestyling now
  I need a towel, sweat leaks from my brow
  It's burning my eyes, my cerebral is foul
  'Cause shit I'm thinking about should be illegal
  I need my head banned
   
  like the guy who left Cleveland Ohio
  And went to South Beach with his talents
  Scream "fuck you" on the way out and wink with a smile
  This whole game can eat a dick, I'm going back deep underground
  But right now I'm back on that bullshit and you I'm singling out
  'Cause you're so fucking outdated you should mingle a while
  What the fuck is this Klusterfuk of busters?
  Bunch of Buster Douglas', motherfuckers is one hit wonders
  One swing and you're crowned
  Knocked one out the park,
   
  one catchy jingle and now
  You think you fucking with me 'cause you sold like 300 thou?
  Bitch, I can jump without my feet ever leaving the ground
  Reach up, swing from a cloud with 3 thousand people around
  Evil and vile enough to leap in the crowd
  And heave a child in a sinkhole on Cinco de Mayo
  When I'm sprinkled in pico de gallo
  Mardi Gras beads in a towel
  I just made that up
  I don't know much Spanish, I'm not bilingual
  But I'll show you a Mexican stand off
  Between just these two amigos
  'Cause neither really wants to say what we're thinking out loud
  But I sure as fuck think I know how to read body English, no doubt
  'Cause we're trying to kill each other, but lyrically
  The fuck is humility? What is a real emcee?
  Royce, he came up in this shit with me
  Never spit that hustler shit, it wasn't a fit for me
  Let them adjust 'til they just get the gist of me
  Just not giving a fuck and plus with the history
  Of muscular distrophy, it wasn't a mystery
  Why this middle finger was stuck in this upward positioning
  So what in the fuck is a list to me?
  I'm used to not being on it, I expect it out 'em
  Heck wit' 'em, I get my respect without 'em
  Ain't really been into diamonds since I put my first record out
  But I could put a chain around my second album
  And wear it as a neck medallion
  Became a millionaire, went downhill from there
  Became civil,
   
  office swivel chair, sterling silverware
  Screaming life is still unfair til I get a real career
  The fuck am I gonna do until then? This job is too fulfilling
  Two ga-jillion pairs of super villain shoes to fill in
  A mood to kill till I plow my Coupe de Ville
  Into some children at the food pavilion at Build-A-Bear
  Warrior's mind,
   
  I’m pro-hydrocodone euphoria
  In the Drug Emporium line, I'm soaring
  I'm pouring Vicodin four at a time ignoring the warning signs on 'em 'fore I go four wheeler riding
  Gory and violent, horrifying
  You surely won't find no one more abhorring
  Than I am with this retaliatory of rhyming for Gloria Steinem
  But I finger her like a witness, show me a line-up
  I usually am abusive, but excuse me, ma'am
  I guess I must've threw you for a loop like Toucan Sam
  When I said I could use the sample 'cause you's a tramp
  But look how you react to this trigger like
  When I call you a bigger dyke than the Hoover Dam
  You're playing right into Lex Luthor's hand
  It's such a ruthless plan, might even lose a fan
  But fuck it, Superman wouldn't change in a phone booth for Stan
  I'm a brand new being like Grand Puba's band
  Happy as Anderson Cooper having a tuba crammed
  In his pooper with lubricant...wait, that's too... I can't
  Since honesty is the best policy I'll give you the old college try
  Try to acknowledge my mistakes, probably won't qualify
  As a gentleman and a scholar, but it's time that I swallow pride
  And say that I'm sorry, sorry I can't apologize
  I think of all them times I compromised my bottom lines
  And thought of rhymes that sodomized your daughter's minds
  Then I'm like dollar signs
  But I may fight for gay rights especially if they dyke
  Is more of a knockout than Janay Rice
  Play nice, bitch, I'll punch Lana Del Rey right
  In the face twice like Ray Rice in broad daylight
  In plain sight of the elevator surveillance
  Til her head is banged on the railing
  Then celebrate with the Ravens
  Never date an assailant who self-medicates with inhalants
  I'd meditate, but I may need a better way to escape
  The aggression, rage and the anger
  Cause leg restraints on the ankles
  Heavy weights and an anchor with handcuffs in chains
  Just ain't enough to contain it
  But I'd still get the same respect as Jay if I came on
  Stage in a fucking negligée everyday and Liz Claiborne
  Devastated from breakup with Kate Hudson
  Wait slut, your friends, what are they gonna say
  'Cause makeup ain't gonna cover
  That eye that's seven-eighths of the way shut
  Peppersprayed with your face cut
  Made my bank like a lay up
  Off these effing skanks on the way up
  Oh, bitch thinks she's heaven-sent
  It's evident that she ain't never been with seven inches
  Yes, I said seven, I measured it
  Seven inches from the floor
  While I'm standing on the fourth floor balcony
  At the Sheraton while I'm stretching it
  Bitch, I'm a pimp so a limp dick is all you'll ever get
  So if she's hesitant to get the hint
  I'll bet you that I get the message sent who she's messing with
  Hella quick when I tell a chick not to ever use sex as a weapon
  When I step in and beat the wretched wench with a crescent wrench
  Existential detriment to a lesbian devil
  And the unpleasant stench of an estrogen level
  A separatist like a Chechnian rebel
  Impressionist with a pencil
  A pessimist,
   
  with his lips pressed against
  The edge of this Red Bull
  Pedal to the metal I'm rippin' this shit cause right away I'll give it to a bitch like a pedestrian, deadly as ever
  You see what kind of effects she has on the opposite sex when I push her flexible little sexy ass through a plate of plexiglass
  SHADYXV
   
  as perplexing as
  The last fifteen years and I'm predicting my next relapse
  When I spit these lyrics so don't look at me weird
  When I start shifting gears and shit re-smears all over Britney Spears
  And these little Disney queers
  Who use chicks for beards?
  Just made that up too...
  Oh and the Shady 2.0
  We wrote it in roman numerals like they do for the Super Bowls
  'Cause it's supposed to confuse you hoes
  So flows lose you as usual, so juvenile
  2 year old when I go to the studio
  It's only music but don't be foolish though
  You don't know me through it ho but you can blow me to it though
  In my homie's Buick
  Been known to lose it though so if I overdo it you drove me to it
  When I step in the vocal booth like I'm supposed to do
  And murder you on a fuckin' track like Tony Stewart
  In one take, if I fuck up and I don't redo it
  You couldn't sound grown on a beat if you were moaning to it
  The day I don't say fuck you (w)all, you can throw me through it
  Rootinest-tootinest, shootin' this from the hip
  With the sentiments, Eminem isn't penning them for the women
  I'm an enemy to them and the epitome of an inconsiderate idiot
  But they consider me equivalent to chlamydia
  They tryna get rid of me gadzooks
  But I stiggity stand for the figgity flag
  Of the United States and the freedom, I distribute these raps through
  And if I catch you doing anything
  Hindering or prohibiting that after I get me the
  Tattoo of your lips on my ass I'ma be literally
  Pickin' up and deliberately whippin' the Statue of Liberty at you, woooh!
  Fuck it
  Got it somewhere in there probably, I don't know