conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called SNL: Bar Mitzvah in 1999 with the following description: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19xph3_drake-monologue-snl-1-18-14_fun
  Drake sang this song in a skit on SNL where he hosted and served as a musical guest. For his opening monologue Drake wanted to recreate his Bar Mitzvah.
  Expand Share Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Hook]
  I'm black and Jewish
  Don't be so foolish
  I'm black and Jewish
  It's a Mitzvah
  [Verse]
  Please don't forget I'm black, please don't forget I'm Jewish
  I play ball like Lebron and I know what a W-2 is
  Chilling in Boca Raton with my mensch, Lenny Kravitz
  The only purple drink we sip is purple Manischewitz
  At my show, you won't simply put your hands in the air
  We can also raise a chair or recite a Jewish prayer
  Like Baruch Yitadel Yisrael
  Ve'et ha Kim Kardashian Kanye West, amen
  I eat Hova with nova, knishes with my bitches
  A bagel and cream cheesy with my boy, his name is Weezy
  Do not go to Feingold's, though
  The pickles are rubber
  And I will not be harming ya
  I read the Old Testament,
   
  okra and matzahball, I'll eat the rest of it
  I celebrate Hanukkah, dated Rihannakah
  Birth right in Israel, mama from Canada
  Daddy from Africa
  Best of worlds when you're Jewish with black in ya
  Challah!