conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called The Joy with the following description: In this final bonus track off Watch the Throne (originally released nearly a year earlier as a G.O.O.D. Friday entry), Kanye and Jay reminisce about the good old days of contraception, obscure ‘60s movies and the Virgin Mary. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Produced by Pete Rock & Kanye West]
  [Chorus: Curtis Mayfield, 
  Pete Rock
   & 
  Charlie Wilson
  ]
  Add a little sugar (
  Ow
  ), honeysuckle and (
  Woo
  )
  A great big expression of happiness
  Boy, you couldn't miss (
  Uh-huh
  , 
  uh-huh
  )
  With a dozen roses (
  Ayy, uh
  , 
  Mr. West
  )
  Such would astound you (
  Pete Rock
  )
  The joy of children laughing around you (
  Uh
  )
  These are all the makings of you (
  Woo
  )
  [Verse 1: Kanye West & 
  Pete Rock
  ]
  I do it for the forefathers, yeah, the street authors
  That are now A&Rs in the cheap office
  Rappers that never got signed, but they keep offers
  Girls that's way too fine for us to keep off us
  Gave her a handshake only for my man's sake
  She in her birthday suit 'cause of the damn cake
  Now it's crumbs all over the damn place (
  Uh-huh
  )
  And she want me to cum all over her damn face
  I never understood Planned Parenthood
  'Cause I never met nobody planned to be a parent in the hood
  Taking refills of that Plan B pill
  Another shorty that won't make it to the family will
  If I don't make it, can't take it, hope the family will
  They ain't crazy, they don't know how insanity feel
  Don C. just had a shorty, so it's not that bad
  But I still hear the ghosts of the kids I never had [Chorus: Curtis Mayfield, 
  Pete Rock
   & 
  Charlie Wilson
  ]
  Add a little sugar (
  Woo
  ), honeysuckle and (
  Come on
  )
  A great big expression of happiness (
  Ow
  )
  Boy, you couldn't miss (
  Uh-huh
  , 
  uh
  )
  With a dozen roses (
  Ayy, uh
  , 
  Kanye
  )
  Such would astound you (
  Pete Rock
  )
  The joy of children laughing around you (
  Uh
  )
  These are all the makings of you (
  Yeah
  )
  [Verse 2: Kanye West]
  No electro, no metro
  A little retro, ah, perfecto
  You know the demo, your boy act wild
  You ain't get the memo? Yeezy's back in style
  Now one room got Gidget, the other got Bridget
  What's more tripped out, dawg, is they sisters
  Nah, you ain't listen, they Black, they sisters
  They mama named 'em after white bitches
  So next time you see me on your fallopian
  Though the jewelry's Egyptian, know the hunger's Ethiopian
  Stupid questions like, "Is he gon' be dope again?
  Have you seen him? Has anybody spoke to him?"
  This beat deserves Hennessy
  A bad bitch, and a bag of weed, the Holy Trinity
  In the mirror where I see my only enemy
  Your life's cursed? Well, mine's an obscenity [Chorus: Curtis Mayfield, 
  Pete Rock
  , 
  Charlie Wilson
   & 
  Jay-Z
  ]
  Add a little sugar (
  Woo
  ), honeysuckle and (
  Come on
  , 
  red lights
  )
  A great big expression of happiness (
  Ow
  )
  Boy, you couldn't miss (
  Let that thing roll
  , 
  uh-huh
  , 
  uh
  )
  With a dozen roses (
  Ayy, uh
  , 
  Kanye
  )
  Such would astound you (
  Pete Rock
  , 
  uh
  )
  The joy of children laughing around you (
  Uh
  )
  These are all the makings of you (
  Yeah, ow
  )
  [Verse 3: Jay-Z & 
  Pete Rock
  ]
  This is my mama's shit
  I used to hear this through the walls in the hood when I was back on my pajama shit (
  Uh-huh
  )
  Afros and marijuana sticks (
  Woo
  )
  Seeds in the ganja had it poppin' like the sample that I'm rhymin' with
  Pete Rock (
  Uh
  ), let the needle drop
  I seen so much as a kid, they surprised I don't needle pop (
  Uh-huh
  )
  Takin' sips of Pop's six-pack of Miller nips
  Pink Champale,
   
  Ballantine Ale
  Ballys on my feet help me balance out well (
  Woo
  )
  That and the shit I used to balance on the scale
  I got it honest from the parties from my mama's
  Virgin Marys tried to judge her, I'm like, "Where are them Madonnas now?"
  Give all glory to Gloria (
  One-two, okay
  )
  They said you raised that boy too fast
  But you was raising a warrior
  We victorious, they'll never take the joy from us, uh (
  One-two, okay
  ) [Outro: Kid Cudi & 
  Pete Rock
  ]
  Keep your hands up, get 'em high now (
  It's Pete Rock, Kanye
  )
  Don't let them take your fire
  Keep your hands up, get 'em high now (
  One-two, okay
  )
  Don't let them take your fire
  Keep your hands up, get 'em high now (
  It's Pete Rock, Kanye
  )
  Don't let them take your fire
  Keep your hands up, get 'em high now, yeah (
  One-two, okay
  )
  It's Pete Rock, Kanye
  One-two, okay
  It's Pete Rock, Kanye
  One-two, okay
  It's Pete Rock, Kanye
  One-two, okay
  It's Pete Rock, Kanye
  One-two, okay