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conversations.value: Write me a song called It Ain’t Nuttin’ But Music with the following description: D12, in their own comic and sarcastic way, display how harmless lyrics are compared to what media-friendly celebrities that are supposedly good people actually do.
  A portion of it can be heard on “Steve Berman (Skit)” off The Eminem Show. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Intro: Eminem]
  La-la-la-la-la, la
  La-la-la-la, la
  La-la-la-la-la, la
  Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
  [Verse 1: Eminem]
  It's shit like this I kick to these rich white kids
  Who just might see how fucked up their sick life is
  Oops, I did it again, didn't I?
  My shit's harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is
  Ooh, I probably pissed you off again, didn't I, bitch?
  So what? You and 
  Christina Gaguilera, kiss my grits
  You know how many shits I give? I wish I did
  So I can quit giving these twisted little kids ideas
  This just in: Britney just dissed Justin
  She just fucked Ben, got tit-fucked and dick-sucked him
  If Affleck can get his ass licked, how come I can't?
  Shit, god damn, bitch, I'm rich, I can't understand this
  Are those pictures I made of us together on the internet
  As close as I'm ever gonna get to hitting it from the back?
  And shit, when it comes to that, I hit harder from the back
  Than Everlast when he's plugging Lethal in his fucking ass
  Just give me one more chance, Britney hit me one more time
  Let me know what's on your mind,
   
  Whitney give me one more line
  To sniff,
   you fuckers know what time it is
  Fuck your jewelry, my record's almost diamond, biatch!
  (Yah-yah-yah-yah!) [Chorus: Eminem & (Dr. Dre)]
  What's going on in the world today?
  People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay
  Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
  Tell 'em, Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music)
  What's going on in the world today?
  People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay
  Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
  Tell 'em, Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music)
  [Verse 2: Bizarre]
  Eminem doesn't like N'Sync, well I do
  So fuck him, and the Backstreet Boys too
  Whatever happened to the cast of 
  Diff'rent Strokes
  ?
  Gary's broke, Todd's snorting coke, and Dana overdosed 
  (Aw!)
  I got two little boys with me
  Michael Jackson sent two helicopters to get me 
  (Hee-hee!)
  I'm up early with my hair curly
  Me and Mr. Furley, fucking Laverne and Shirley
  [Verse 3: Kuniva]
  A lot of rappers are living in la-la land
  That's why I let my dogs out on the Baha Men
  As bad as a life I had, I'm not mad
  I don't need to be a Jackass to beat up my dad
  My whole family's country, my grandmother's old fashioned
  And she keeps asking me why I rap with a honkey
  But granny I'm a flunky, I could be a junkie
  I could be hanging with the hoochies out at the club scene [Bridge: Kon Artis]
  To all the independent women in the house! 
  (Hooouse!)
  Show us your tits and shut your motherfucking mouth! (What?!)
  [Verse 4: Proof (& Eminem)]
  Robert Downey
  , Bobby Brownie, 
  Whitney Houston
  The shit she's using
  Jesse Jackson, reverend scandal
  Got George Michael's
  , 
  Tevin Campbell's
  Pee Wee Herman's, peep show places
  Public restrooms, beat those cases!
  (Yah-yah-yah-yah!)
  [Chorus: Eminem & (Dr. Dre)]
  What's going on in the world today?
  People fighting, feuding, 
  looting
  , it's okay
  Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
  Tell 'em, Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music)
  What's going on in the world today?
  People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay
  Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
  Tell 'em, Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music)
  [Verse 5: Swifty McVay (& Kon Artis)]
  Your mom and dad probably mad at us 
  (For what?)
  We done turned their 
  kids
   into little body snatchers 
  (Ha)
  Ain't like where I'm from 
  (Aha)
  , we don't bite our tongue 
  (Yeah)
  Are you sure you want niggas 21 to carry guns?
  It's sad but I'm glad that I'm made to rhyme
  Where you work you ain't getting paid for that overtime 
  (Damn!)
  It's only music, media know it but they blind 
  (That's right)
  I ain't in y'all life, so stay they hell up outta mine! (Nigga)
  Y'all the reason why Princess Diana ended up dying
  If you people get offended I don't care 
  (Stop crying!)
  Trying to get us to leave cause what we say just ain't clean (Uh-uh)
  But holding back on what I say just ain't me [Verse 6: Kon Artis (& Eminem)]
  Now what's these parents all mad for?
  "Your music is bad for 'em"
  For teenage kids that drink more than Ted Danson in Cheers
  Carson drink beers, we all fart and piss and cuss out our bitch 
  (Shut up!)
  Broke or rich, I still do that same old shit
  I don't jump in front of a camera and change no shit
  So when they ask me about my sarcasticness
  I just slap 'em 
  (Ah!)
  , turn around and ask them this
  (Yah-yah-yah-yah!)
  [Chorus: Eminem & (Dr. Dre)]
  What's going on in the world today?
  People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay
  Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
  Tell 'em, Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music)
  What's going on in the world today?
  People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay
  Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
  Tell 'em, Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music)
  [Outro: Eminem (& Kuniva)]
  La-la-la-la, la
  La-la-la-la-la, la
  La-la-la-la, la
  La-la-la-la-la, la
  Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
  Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
  (Look out for the D12 R&B album coming out soon
  Straight R&B, straight R&B, straight R&B
  Jodeci, we got you!)