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conversations.value: Write me a song called The New Workout Plan with the following description: This song speaks to all of the pressure put on women by men. This song is a satire of workout mixtapes – it’s upbeat and has steady rhythm, making it excellent to exercise to. The song doesn’t actually give much in the way of workout advice, though, other than recommending sit-ups and crunches.
  Kanye talks about how women are only valued for their bodies, and work out in an effort to “pull a rapper, an NBA player, man, at least a dude with a car.” The rapid nature of the song puts the listener in the frantic mind of a woman jumping through hoops as it were to please and attract men.
  In an interview with Mikkey Halsted, he revealed how at one point Kanye reportedly wanted this to be his first single:
  He’d play me a lot of his tracks and share his ideas, like how he wanted “Workout Plan” to be his first single, and I told him not to do it. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Intro]
  You just popped in the Kanye West
  Get Right for the Summer
   workout tape
  And ladies, if you follow these instructions exactly
  You might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player
  Man, at least a dude with a car!
  So, first of all, we gonna work on the stomach
  Nobody wants a little tight ass
  [Verse 1]
  One, and two, and three, and four, and get them sit ups right, and
  Tuck your 
  tummy tight
   and do your crunches like this
  Give head, stop, breathe, get up, check your weave
  Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
  Pick up your son, don't disrespect your seed
  It's a party tonight and ooh, she's so excited
  Tell me who's invited: 
  you, your friends and my dick
  (Ah!) What's scary to me
  Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me
  So excuse me, miss, I forgot your name
  Thank you, God bless you, good night I came, I came, I came
  [Chorus]
  It's been a week without me
  And she feel weak without me
  She wanna talk it out but
  Ain't nothing to talk about
  Unless she's talking 'bout freaking out
  Then maybe 
  we can work it out
  Work it out, work it out
  Work it out, work it out now
  Maybe we can work it out [Verse 2]
  Ooh, girl, your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette
  My name Kanye from the Jigga set
  , 
  Twista said "Get It Wet"
  Ooh, girl, your breath is harsh!
  Cover your mouth up like you got SARS
  Off them tracks, yeah, I bought them cars
  Still, kill a nigga on 16 bars
  We ain't sweating to the oldies, we juking to a cold beat
  Maybe one day, girl, we can bone
  So you can brag to all your homies now
  But I still mess with a big girl, if you ain't fit, girl, I'll still hit, girl
  One and, you brought two friends, okay, three more
  Now hop in the Benz
  Four door, do you know the difference between a five, six, seven, eight?
  All the Mocha Lattes, you gotta do Pilates
  You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating
  Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballas
  [Chorus]
  It's been a week without me
  And she feel weak without me
  She wanna talk it out but
  Ain't nothing to talk about
  Unless she's talking about freaking out
  Then maybe we can work it out
  Work it out, work it out
  Work it out, work it out now
  Maybe we can work it out [Interlude: Jill, Lasandra, Ella-May & Kanye West]
  Hi, my name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player. And, like, now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive. I just want to say, thank you, Kanye! Woooo! Woooo!—Woooo!
  My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say that since listening to Kanye's workout tape, I was able to get my phone bill paid, 
  I got sounds and 13's put up in my Cavalier
   and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun. 
  And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck with Ray-Ray's broke ass no mo'
  Work it (Mo')
  Juke it (Mo') Pump it (Mo')
  Chi-Town (Mo') Let's go (Mo')
  My name is Ella-May from Mobile, Alabama, and I just want to say since listening to Kanye's workout tape
  , 
  I been able to date outside the family
  , 
  I got a double wide
  , 
  and I rode a plane—rode a plane—rode a plane
  Thanks to Kanye's workout plan
  I'm the envy of all my friends
  See, I pulled me a baller man
  And I ain't gotta work at the mall again
  [Interlude: Bosko & (Kanye)]
  (Lemme break ya wit' a piece of)
  My favorite workout plan (Oh, oh, oh)
  I wanna see you work out
  (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
  I wanna see you work out
  (It's like that old Michael Jackson shit)
  [Bridge]
  That's right, put in work, move your ass, go berserk
  Eat your salad, no dessert
  , get that man you deserve [Interlude: Bosko & (Kanye)]
  It's Kanye's workout plan
  I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)
  It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)
  His workout plan (This time around, I want y'all to clap with me like this)
  [Refrain]
  That's right, put in work
  Move your ass, go berserk
  Eat your salad, no dessert
  Get that man you deserve
   
  (Stop!)
  [Interlude: Bosko & Kanye]
  It's Kanye's workout plan (Okay, breathe)
  I said, it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired)
  It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not 'cause on this one, I need y'all)
  His workout plan 
  (To give me a soul clap, okay?)
  (Double time)
  [Refrain: GLC & Kanye]
  That's right, put in work (Woo!)
  Move your ass, go berserk (Ow!)
  Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)
  Get that man you deserve
  That's right, put in work (Put in work)
  Move your ass, go berserk (Go wizzerk)
  Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert)
  Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh)
  That's right, put in work (That's right put in work)
  Move your ass, go berserk (Go wizzerk)
  Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert)
  Get that man you deserve (Woo!)
  [Outro: Bosko & Kanye]
  (Okay, okay, okay, that's very good good)
  (I appreciate your time)
  I want to see you work out for me
  Whoa, yeah, whoa, yeah
  Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, yo