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conversations.value: Write me a song called This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things with the following description: On this lighthearted, anthemic, and almost comical track Taylor Swift throws some major shade at all the haters.
  During the Secret Sessions held before the release of reputation, Taylor told fans that this song drew on her experiences with fame and the media. She stated that she’d throw extravagant parties and invite her friends on stage with her during the 1989 tour as a nice gesture, to share her success with those around her. However, the media eventually turned that against her, questioning and criticizing her need for a “squad” which led her to essentially move out of the public eye completely and go on a sabbatical for the next year.
  Many have also speculated that this song specifically references her ongoing feud with rapper, Kanye West. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
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conversations.value: [Verse 1]
  It was so nice throwing big parties
  Jump into the pool from the balcony
  Everyone swimming in a champagne sea
  And there are no rules when you show up here
  Bass beat rattling the chandelier
  Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year
  [Pre-Chorus]
  So why'd you have to rain on my parade?
  I'm shaking my head and locking the gates
  [Chorus]
  This is why we can't have nice things, darling
  Because you break them, I had to take them away
  This is why we can't have nice things, honey (Oh)
  Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about me?
  This is why we can't have nice things
  [Verse 2]
  It was so nice being friends again
  There I was, giving you a second chance
  But you stabbed me in the back while shaking my hand
  And therein lies the issue, friends don't try to trick you
  Get you on the phone and mind-twist you
  And so I took an axe to a mended fence [Pre-Chorus]
  But I'm not the only friend you've lost lately (Mm-mm)
  If only you weren't so shady
  [Chorus]
  This is why we can't have nice things, darling (Yeah)
  Because you break them, I had to take them away
  This is why we can't have nice (Nice things) things (Baby), honey
  Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about me?
  This is why we can't have—
  [Bridge]
  Here's a toast to my real friends
  They don't care about the he-said, she-said
  And here's to my baby
  He ain't reading what they call me lately
  And here's to my mama
  Had to listen to all this drama
  And here's to you
  'Cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do
  Haha, I can't even say it with a straight face
  [Chorus]
  This is why we can't have nice things, darling (Darling)
  Because you break them, I had to take them away
  This is why we can't have nice (Uh-uh) things (Oh, no), honey (Baby, oh)
  Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about me?
  This is why we can't have nice things, darling
  (And here's to my real friends)
  Because you break them, I had to take them
  (And here's to my baby)
  Nice things, honey
  (They didn't care about that he-said, she-said)
  Did you think I wouldn't hear all the things you said about me?
  This is why we can't have nice things