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conversations.value: Write me a song called Just the Two of Us with the following description: Perhaps the most controversial track from Eminem’s debut, the song is titled “97' Bonnie & Clyde” on The Slim Shady LP (yes, with the apostrophe after “97”). It was called “Just the Two of Us” on The Slim Shady EP.
  “Kim” (where Em sets the scene by depicting the murders of Kim, her “new husband” and his “stepson”) became the prequel to this song, as “Kim” was written a year later (1998). But unlike “Kim”, where Em angrily screams the lyrics, he doesn’t even raise his voice here. Instead, he speaks calmly, frequently using baby talk (“hypocorisms”), as the entire song is presented as a dialogue between him and his infant daughter as they embark on a late-night escapade involving the disposal of Kim’s body.
  The song is called “97' Bonnie & Clyde” as an homage to 2Pac’s “‘96 Bonnie and Clyde”. Em created his version in 1997 and it was released on The Slim Shady EP that year as well. When the The Slim Shady LP came out in 1999, the scene from this song where Em and Hailie are at a dock with Kim’s body in a car trunk is used for the album cover.
  
  On the Slim Shady EP version, which had a more basic instrumental, the skit at the beginning of the album version’s track (not the one shown on this page, the sounds of Em dragging Kim out of the car and into the water) was actually a separate track listed before the song, entitled Mommy. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
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conversations.value: [Produced by Bass Brothers]
  [Intro]
  (Just the two of us, just the two of us)
  Baby, your dada loves you
  And I'ma always be here for you
  (Just the two of us, just the two of us)
  No matter what happens
  You're all I got in this world
  (Just the two of us, just the two of us)
  I would never give you up for nothin'
  (Just the two of us, just the two of us)
  Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
  I love you
  [Verse 1]
  Come on Hai-Hai, we goin' to the beach
  Grab a couple of toys and let Dada strap you in the car seat
  Oh, where's Mama? She's takin' a little nap in the trunk
  Oh, that smell? Dada musta runned over a skunk
  Now, I know what you're thinkin', it's kinda late to go swimmin'
  But you know your Mama, she's one of those type of women
  That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way she'll throw a fit
  Don't play with Dada's toy knife, honey, let go of it! 
  (
  No!)
  And don't look so upset, why you actin' bashful?
  Don't you wanna help Dada build a sandcastle? (
  Yeah!
  )
  And Mama said she wants to show you how far she can float
  And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
  It's just a little scratch – it don't hurt
  Her was eatin' dinner while you were sweepin'
  And spilled ketchup on her shirt
  Mama's messy, ain't she? We'll let her wash off in the water
  And me and you can play by ourselves, can't we? [Chorus]
  Just the two of us, just the two of us
  And when we ride
  Just the two of us, just the two of us
  Just you and I
  Just the two of us, just the two of us
  And when we ride
  Just the two of us, just the two of us
  Just you and I (See, honey)
  [Verse 2]
  There's a place called Heaven and a place called Hell
  A place called prison and a place called jail
  And Dada's probably on his way to all of 'em except one
  ‘Cause Mama's got a new husband and a stepson
  And you don't want a brother, do ya? (
  Nah
  )
  Maybe when you're old enough
  To understand a little better, I'll explain it to ya
  But for now we'll just say Mama was real, real bad
  She was bein' mean to Dad and made him real, real mad
  But I still feel sad that I put her on timeout
  Sit back in your chair, honey, quit tryna climb out!
  I told you it's okay, Hai-Hai, want a ba-ba?
  Take a night-night? 
  Na-na-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
  Her make poo-poo ca-ca? Dada change your didee
  Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
  Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
  '97 Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter [Chorus]
  Just the two of us, just the two of us
  And when we ride
  Just the two of us, just the two of us
  Just you and I
  Just the two of us, just the two of us
  And when we ride
  Just the two of us, just the two of us
  Just you and I
  [Verse 3]
  Wake up, sweepyhead, we're here, before we pway
  We're gonna take Mama for a wittle walk along the pier
  Baby, don't cry, honey, don't get the wrong idea
  Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin' in her ear (
  Mama
  )
  That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
  Dada made a nice bed for Mommy at the bottom of the lake
  Here, you wanna help Dada tie a rope around this rock? (
  Yea
  )
  We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
  Ready now, here we go, on the count of free
  One, two, free — whee!
  There goes Mama, spwashin' in the water
  No more fightin' with Dad, no more restrainin' order
  No more stepdada, no more new brother
  Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell Mama you love her (
  Mommy
  )
  Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
  But first, just help Dad with two more things out the trunk [Chorus]
  Just the two of us, just the two of us
  And when we ride
  Just the two of us, just the two of us
  Just you and I
  Just the two of us, just the two of us
  And when we ride
  Just the two of us, just the two of us
  Just you and I
  [Outro]
  (Just the two of us, just the two of us)
  Just me and you, baby, is all we need in this world
  (Just the two of us, just the two of us)
  Just me and you
  Your dada will always be there for you
  Your dada's always gonna love you, remember that
  If you ever need me I will always be here for you
  If you ever need anything, just ask
  Dada will be right there
  Your dada loves you
  I love you, baby