conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called If You Can’t Beat Them with the following description: “If You Can’t Beat Them” is the fifth track on Queen’s seventh studio album, Jazz, composed by bassist John Deacon. It goes in more of a hard rock direction than the rest of Jazz, and was a live favorite of the band in the late 70s.
  It contains a guitar solo of over two minutes, making it one of the longest guitar solos in a Queen song. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Verse 1]
  Keep your chin up
  When you're feeling lonely
  Don't let 'em get you down
  Ain't no use in your sitting
  All alone, hanging around
  For someone to call, oo-oo-ooh
  They won't come knocking at all
  Don't run and hide
  Even if it hurts you inside
  So I said, "give as good as you get"
  Yeah!
  [Chorus]
  (If you can't beat 'em, join 'em)
  You'd better do it
  'Cause it makes you feel good
  (If you can't beat 'em, join 'em)
  You're never gonna help yourself
  Yeah
  [Post-Chorus]
  Come on, go
  Get up!
  Hey-hey!
  It sure feels good [Verse 2]
  Keep your big hands off of my money
  Don't try and pull me down
  You're taking me out to wine
  And dine me, trying to wind
  Me 'round and around and bind me
  To your legal contract (Ha ha!)
  Rumour has it that you can play it dirty
  I'll tell you what I'll do
  About that, that yeah!
  I'll play you at your own game!
  Yes
  [Chorus]
  (If you can't beat 'em, join 'em)
  You'd better do it
  'Cause it makes you feel good
  (If you can't beat 'em, join 'em)
  You're never gonna help yourself
  Yeah
  That's good
  Play it again!
  [Guitar Solo] [Chorus]
  (If you can't beat 'em, join 'em)
  Oh, you'd better do it
  'Cause it makes you feel good
  (If you can't beat 'em, join 'em)
  It's everyone for themselves!
  [Outro]
  Move on out!
  Hey!
  Oh, I like it!
  Rock 'n' Roll ready! Yeah
  Woo-hoo!
  [Solo]