conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called The Way I Am with the following description: The second single from Eminem’s  Marshall Mathers LP, also featured on his 2005 album Curtain Call: The Hits
  In the tradition of most of Eminem’s follow-up singles, “The Way I Am” features a much darker and emotionally driven sound than the album’s lead single, “The Real Slim Shady”. However, “The Way I Am” was actually recorded before “The Real Slim Shady”, as a direct result of the record company putting pressure on Em to create a poppy first single for the album.
  The song has also been remixed by Danny Lohner featuring Marilyn Manson, who has performed the song with Eminem live on stage.
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDgokTyrzMc
  It’s worth noting somewhere that this is one of the only rap songs to rely heavily on anapestic tetrameter— four anapestic feet (da da DUM) per line. In fact, the entire track except the hook uses this meter.
  Anapestic tetrameter is more familiar from comic poetry, as in Twas the night before Christmas, Yertle the Turtle, and other Doctor Seuss stories–meaning that this form is not suited for the anger Em expresses in this rap, but being controversial is what he does best.
   Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Segue from 
  "Steve Berman (Skit)"
  ]
  ...Man, whatever
  [Intro]
  Dre, just let it run
  Ayo, turn the beat up a little bit
  Ayo
  This song is for anyone
  Fuck it, just shut up and listen
  Ayo
  [Verse 1]
  I sit back with this pack of Zig-Zag's and this bag
  Of this weed, it gives me the shit needed to be
  The most meanest MC on this, on this Earth
  And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
  And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
  And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
  All this tension, dispensin' these sentences
  Gettin' this stress that's been eatin' me recently off
  Of this chest
   and 
  I rest again peacefully (Peacefully)
  But at least have the decency in you
  To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
  In the streets when I'm eatin' or feedin' my daughter
  To not come and speak to me (Speak to me), I don't know you
  And no, I don't owe you a motherfuckin' thing
  I'm not Mr. *NSYNC, I'm not what your friends think
  I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
  If you tempt me, my tank is on empty (Is on empty)
  No patience is in me and if you offend me
  I'm liftin' you ten feet (You ten feet) in the air
  I don't care who was there and who saw me just jaw you
  Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
  I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
  I'm tired of all you (Of all you), I don't mean to be mean
  But that's all I can be, it's just me [Chorus]
  And I am whatever you say I am
  If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
  In the paper, the news, every day I am
  Ha, radio won't even play my jam
  'Cause I am whatever you say I am
  If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
  In the paper, the news, every day I am
  Ha, I don't know, that's just the way I am
  [Verse 2]
  Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
  With all of this nonsense, it's constant
  And, "Oh, it's his lyrical content
  The song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses"
  And all of this controversy circles me
  And it seems like the media immediately
  Points a finger at me (Finger at me)
  So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
  Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
  When you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
  With the bullshit they pull, 'cause they full of shit too
  When a dude's gettin' bullied and shoots up his school
  And they blame it on Marilyn (On Marilyn)
   
  and the heroin
  Where were the parents at? (Parents at?) And look where it's at!
  Middle America, now it's a tragedy
  Now it's so sad to see, an upper-class city
  Havin' this happenin' (This happenin')
   
  then attack
  Eminem 'cause I rap this way (Rap this way)
   
  but I'm glad
  'Cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire to burn
  And it's burnin', and I have returned [Chorus]
  And I am whatever you say I am
  If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
  In the paper, the news, every day I am
  Radio won't even play my jam
  'Cause I am whatever you say I am
  If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
  In the paper, the news, every day I am
  Ha, I don't know, that's just the way I am
  [Verse 3]
  I'm so sick and tired of bein' admired
  That I wish that I would just die or get fired
  And dropped from my label, 
  let's stop with the fables
  I'm not gonna be able to top a "My Name Is"
  And pigeon-holed into some poppy sensation
  To cop me rotation at rock 'n' roll stations
  And I just do not got the patience (Got the patience)
  To deal with these cocky Caucasians who think
  I'm some wigger who just tries to be Black 'cause I talk
  With an accent and grab on my balls so they always
  Keep askin' the same fuckin' questions (Fuckin' questions)
  What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
  The why, the who, what, when, the where, and the how
  'Til I'm grabbin' my hair and I'm tearin' it out
  'Cause they drivin' me crazy (Me crazy), I can't take it
  I'm racin', I'm pacin', I stand and I sit
  And I'm thankful for every fan that I get
  But I can't take a shit in the bathroom without
  Someone standin' by it! (Standin' by it)
   
  No, I won't sign your autograph
  You can call me an asshole, I'm glad [Chorus]
  'Cause I am whatever you say I am
  If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
  In the paper, the news, every day I am
  Radio won't even play my jam
  'Cause I am whatever you say I am
  If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
  In the paper, the news, every day I am
  Ha, I don't know, that's just the way I am
  (Way I am)
  [Produced by Eminem]