conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Em Calls Paul (Skit) [2004] with the following description: “Em Calls Paul” is, as the title suggests, is a skit about Eminem returning Paul’s call that played during Encore’s previous skit.
  Eminem addresses his situation with Michael Jackson and the “Just Lose It” video. These skits were recorded after the controversial aforementioned song and its music video were released ahead Encore’s release. While the video itself wasn’t explicit, it did parody Michael Jackson heavily.
  Eminem utilises a voice modulator box known as a Electrolarynx throughout the skit. Electrolarynx’s are for those who are incapable of speaking normally through the mouth. It still remains unclear why Eminem did this. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Spoken: Eminem]
  Ayo Paul, it's Em
  I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
  And I know that he's not "thrilled" about the video
  What, does he wanna be startin' somethin'?
  Wow, well, I'll show him who's really bad
   (
  Burp
  )
  Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls
  You should really take a look at the man in the mirror
  And tell him to beat it, because I won't stop 'til I get enough
  Do you remember the time
  We were watching the "Billie Jean" video?
  Well, he'll always be that Michael to me
  And it doesn't matter if he's black or white
  Because I can't stop loving him
  And I hate plastic surgeons, and I hope they all fucking die
  How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot
  I wanna' touch him, but I can't
   (
  Mouthing noises
  )
  Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
  , sorry
  Anyways, call me back
  I have this idea about how I want to end the show
  So, hit me when you get this message, fucker
  Oh, and by the way, no, I don't have a new gun
  (
  Gun cracks and bullets fall out
  ) God damn it!