conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Halfway Off the Balcony with the following description: While the title “Halfway Off the Balcony” may suggest suicidal thoughts, Big Sean uses the song as a set piece to emphasize the truly important things in life. Jobs aren’t all about the money, relationships aren’t all about sex, and love trumps all else. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Intro]
  I am ready right now
  Uh huh
  I look up I don't even know no more
  I think it's funny how it go down
  I don't even know no more, official shit
  [Chorus]
  I'm hangin' halfway off the balcony
  Overthinkin' 'cause my job is way more than a salary
  Everything around me gold like I just practiced alchemy
  I realized when it comes to girls
  That chemistry means way more than anatomy
  She mad at me, she been mad at me
  [Verse 1]
  I'm the livin' proof
  That you don't need a master's just to be a masterpiece
  People passin' faster than I'm passin' weed
  My daddy tell me, "Stay strong, son
  And be the man you have to be
  Holdin' ship down, don't crash at sea"
  Brrrt! Paper on my phone line
  It's on my phone like fax for me, that's facts to me
  But I don't want it if it can't change shit drastically, dramatically
  'Cause actually, I realized time's the most valuable, actually
  So I'ma call my favorite girl and she gon' bring that ass for me
  And as for me, I'ma text the room number right now
  So you ain't gotta hit the front desk and go ask for me
  Don't ask for me, don't ask for me
  Don't ask for me
  Lot of shit been goin' on, things goin' wrong
  So don't ask for me [Chorus]
  I'm hangin' halfway off the balcony
  Overthinkin' 'cause my job is way more than a salary
  Everything around me gold like I just practiced alchemy
  I realized when it comes to girls
  That chemistry means way more than anatomy
  She mad at me, she been mad at me
  [Verse 2]
  She been mad, I've been on the go, on the road
  On a roll more than a roller coaster
  They can't throw me off track or slow
  If I did, I got a long list of hoes on hoes
  That quote on quote, say I told you so
  Heaven on earth, every night is paradise
  I pray I didn't die or overdose, never that
  I kept it a hundred, never change, not even for five 20s
  Still smokin' at 5:20 like it's 4:20
  On a quest for more money, more hungry
  Just got my fortune read, she said it's more comin'
  Yeah I got the force but never force nothin'
  Do it for the love, I'm Forrest Gumpin'
  In my city I'm Warren Buffett
  I mean business, the shirt is tucked in
  The gun's tungsten, fuck it, I'm who not to fuck with
  Who the bad bitches gon' fuck with and lames just don't fuck with
  My stock's risin', I'm goin' public, if I write it, it's gon' publish
  You're fuckin' with the best, no discussion [Interlude]
  So disgusting
  It's that 3 and a third shit
  Straight up
  [Chorus]
  I'm hangin' halfway off the balcony
  Overthinkin' 'cause my job is way more than a salary
  Everything around me gold like I just practiced alchemy
  I realized when it comes to girls
  That chemistry means way more than anatomy
  She mad at me, she been mad at me
  She been mad
  [Outro]
  Elder Big Sean: I think you should answer...
  Man: Yo, yo your mom callin' you
  Big Sean: Um, I'ma call her back
  Man: You sure dawg? She keep callin'
  Big Sean: Yeah for sure, for sure, bruh, I'ma call her back