conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Bieber’s Paparazzi Deposition with the following description: Justin Bieber is being sued for assault after he allegedly instructed four of his bodyguards to assault photographer Jeffry Binion and to steal his equipment.
  Binion has also filed charges against Hugo Hesny, one of the bodyguards implicated in the attack.
  Here are a few “highlights” from the entire, 4 hour long deposition, chosen by TMZ.
  
  So Bieber or the Prosecution?
  Everybody’s shouting
  “Which side are you on?”
  h/t: TMZExpand Share Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clip I
  PROSECUTION: Remember earlier today when I asked you -
  BIEBER: No
  PROSECUTION: Why don’t you listen to what I have to say first and then maybe you’ll tell me yes or no?
  BIEBER: I don’t have to listen to anything you have to say
  [Yelling over each other]
  PROSECUTION: Answer my question if you have a question about my question...
  BIEBER's DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Today is not for you to speak over me
  DEFENSE: ..Have a right for you to be clear to me..
  B ATTORNEY: Mr DeCalp...
  New Scene
  PROSECUTION: Have you been to Australia ever?
  BIEBER: I don’t know... if I’ve been to Australia. Have I been to Australia? New Scene
  PROSECUTION: Are you aware that know that 
  Scooter Braun
   knows that your body guards have attacked photographers?
  DEFENSE: Objection to form
  BIEBER: What kind of question is that? That didn’t make sense
  DEFENSE: That's correct about that -
  BIEBER: That doesn’t make sense, that’s a weird question: that doesn’t make sense
  DEFENSE: Can you just add some foundation?
  PROSECUTION: I-I-I- didn’t hear your response. Again sir, I’m  I’m pleading with you to-
  BIEBER: You know, I, I didn’t finish. I didn’t finish
  PROSECUTION: Oh, oh, I'm sorry - I didn’t want to interrupt
  BIEBER: Oh, oh really, you didn’t wanna to interrupt?
  New Scene
  PROSECUTION: Is it true that you know that your security guards will punch, grab and push paps if they need too? BIEBER: Uh... I object
  PROSECUTION: Will you please look at the film, that’s up there?
  DEFENSE: Go ahead and start
  BIEBER: This is a film? This is a film?
  PROSECUTION: Pause it. Would you please watch the television
  BIEBER: You said it’s a film, you said watch the film, is this a film?
  PROSECUTION: Is this a... is there a difference between the film and something else?
  BIEBER: Is this a film?
  DEFENSE: It’s a yes or no answer required right?
  BIEBER: I think my lawyer's asking a question
  PROSECUTION: Please, sir
  BIEBER: My lawyer's asking a question
  PROSECUTION: You're not here to answer his questions. You're here to answer mine New Scene
  PROSECUTION: Have you ever disciplined 
  Mr.  Hesney
  ?
  BIEBER: 
  Disciplined...What kind of question is that? [laughs] Is he my son?
   Guess what -
  PROSECUTION: Will you answer my question?
  BIEBER: Guess what  - I don’t recall.
  [Winks at camera]
  Clip II
  PROSECUTION: You know Selena Gomez?
  BIEBER: 
  Yes
  .
  PROSECUTION: You be dating her at some point in time?
  DEFENSE: Whats the relevance of that, why are you asking that question?
  PROSECUTION: I’m take - because I’m allowed to ask
  DEFENSE: No you’re not allowed to just-
  PROSECUTION [Interupting]: Ab-ab-absolutely
  DEFENSE: -make up something and ask it
  PROSECUTION: What are you talking about?
  DEFENSE: It sounds like you're trying to harass him
  OTHER BIEBER ATTORNEY: Be a lawyer, man
  PROSECUTION: Stop making speeches and--
  BIEBER: Journalism, this isn't journalism, man
  DEFENSE: What is your relevance, what’s your pro-offer?
  PROSECUTION: If you have an objection state your objection
  DEFENSE: What’s your, what’s your pro-offer for relevance on that?
  PROSECUTION: Sir, have you ever talked with Selena Gomez and discussed your feelings about 
  paparazzi's
   with her?
  BIEBER: (sighs)  Don’t ask me about her again
  PROSECUTION: Sir
  [All interrupting each other]
  DEFENSE: Move on to another-
  PROSECUTION: Have you ever!
  BIEBER: Don't ask me about her again
  PROSECUTION: Have you ever discussed!
  BIEBER: Don’t ask me about her again
  PROSECUTION: Have you ever discussed your feelings-
  BIEBER: Don’t ask me about her again
  PROSECUTION: Paparrazi -
  DEFENSE: We gotta take a break-
  PROSECUTION: Sir have you -
  DEFENSE: This is harassment if I’ve ever seen it. This is outrageous
  BIEBER: Don’t ask me about her again
  DEFENSE: Let’s take a break Justin, let’s take a break
  Clip III
  DEFENSE: Objection
  BIEBER: [Sighs then Laughs to himself]
  PROSECUTION: Did I say something funny?
  DEFENSE: You don’t need to argue with the witness. Do you wanna state your question again?
  PROSECUTION: Is there anything funny in my question, as to why you were laughing?
  DEFENSE: What what is your question, should we have it read back? Lets have it
  BIEBER: 
  Well, I don't know, Katie Couric, you tell me
  PROSECUTION: Are you calling me 
  Katie Couric
  ?
  BIEBER: .. No
  PROSECUTION: Is this a news interview for you? Cause it's not, it's your deposition, do you understand that?
  BIEBER: Yes... but I see what you're doing
  PROSECUTION: Have you ever spoken with Scooter Braun regarding photographers who want to take a picture of you?
  DEFENSE: Asked and answered several times
  BIEBER: [Sighs] That was definitely asked before that question was...
  PROSECUTION: What was your answer, please remind me of your answer
  BIEBER: No [sighs] this seems like a 60 minutes interview
  Clip IV
  PROSECUTION: Do you know Raymond Usher IV?
  BIEBER: No
  PROSECUTION: Do you know an individual entertainer by the name of Usher?
  BIEBER: Yeah...Usher, that sounds familiar
  PROSECUTION: Isn’t it true that Usher is, was instrumental in starting your career?
  DEFENSE: What does this have to do with this litigation, Mr. D Calp? This is just you trying to harass the client
  BIEBER: Before we came back here, you would ask me...
  PROSECUTION: Let let her read back the question. Thank you for your memory
  [plays tape from 20 seconds ago]
  BIEBER: 
  I was found on Youtube. Umm, I think that I was detrimental to my own career
  PROSECUTION: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you at all. I’m sitting right next to you can, uh, you go...
  DEFENSE: He said I think I was instrumental to my own career
  PROSECUTION: Well let me hear back from the [unintelligible]
  BIEBER: Instrumental
  Clerk: 
  He said, I think I was instrumental to my own career
  .
  PROSECUTION: Thank you, sir, but my question was, Usher, was he helpful to your professional career?
  BIEBER: Yes
  PROSECUTION: Is Usher a close friend of yours?
  BIEBER: Yes
  PROSECUTION: Is Usher a confidant?
  BIEBER: Umm, I guess, yes
  PROSECUTION: Has Usher given you career advice?
  BIEBER: Is this an interview or a deposition? I’m confused.