conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Discombobulated with the following description: On “Discombobulated” Eminem emulates his younger self by using accents similar to how he did on his 2009 album Relapse. On the track, he namedrops various rappers, such as 50 Cent, Dr. Dre, duo Tha Dogg Pound and rap-group De La Soul. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Intro]
  Oh, ayo, Dre
  I'm discombobulated
  Let's take 'em back (Accents)
  In time (Everything's all fucked up)
  I'm discombobulated, discombobulated
  Miss, you ovulating? Wait, I didn't mean to
  Piss you off, my lady, what I really meant to say is
  It goes a little something like this
  [Verse 1]
  Soon as I'm through with the Unisom I'ma hit the snooze alarm
  Before I lose my mind, who am I gonna use it on?
  Utilizing this tool, I will execute a line
  Like what I tried to do one time in my youth when I euthanized
  My poodle in junior high, used to hide in my room and fly
  To the moon and try suicide with the glue from my school supplies
  Then Proof, Denaun
  Eye-Kyu and I would climb in that hooptie to ride to 'Drew's and rhyme
  Bodied Saint Andrew's Hall too many times to count
  Before I tear up The Shelter, give my dawgs a pound
  Now I'm 'bout to treat all of you rappers' noggins how
  Dre does every time he goes back to Compton now
  'Cause every so often I'll visit my old stomping grounds
  And Doc's in the house, so you know the bong is out
  Room is spinning like nine-hundred-thousand miles an hour
  Forgot what I'm talkin' 'bout, fuck, I'm discombobulated [Chorus]
  Now up is down, left is right
  Day is night now, in is out, black is white
  So to-and-fro and side-to-side
  Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide
  'Cause back is forth now and stop means go
  No means yes, but yes don't mean no
  So, baby, please, take off your clothes
  (No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!), yeah
  [Verse 2]
  Just flew the coop, the cops are in hot pursuit
  But the day they catch me is the day 50'll call a truce
  And quash the feud with him and Ja and Ja'll actually spit a bar
  That's not from a Dr. Seuss book and they'll start a group (Haha)
  Fuck it, I'm a kook, I know I got a screw
  And a couple of marbles loose, brain is like ramen soup
  Shout to Trugoy, gotta give a De La salute
  'Cause my noodle's in a knot, call it pasta noose (Posdnuos, yeah)
  Wizard of ah's (Oz) and ooh's
  Same Marshall Bruce in that battle who lost to Juice
  Who also used to sound like Nas on "Live at the Barbeque"
  Now I got the juice, wouldn't beef if I was you
  Like, au jus, but beef, if like
  "I was you," but, like, ah, fuck you (Man)
  Long as I got these walls and these hallways I'm always
  Have someone to argue with
  , I'm just all twisted, I'm discombobulated, man [Chorus]
  Now up is down, left is right
  Day is night now, in is out, black is white
  So to-and-fro and side-to-side
  Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide
  'Cause back is forth now and stop means go
  No means yes, but yes don't mean no
  So, baby, please, take off your clothes
  (No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!)
  [Verse 3]
  I'm at my best when I'm at my worst
  And for that I'm blessed, so every time I rap I curse
  And that's why press, I usually get attacked by first
  They're at my neck like motherfucking vampires
  So critics si-day I si-day the same shi-dit, I'm always degrading, little bi-ditch
  Well, fi-duck 'em, they can si-duck my di-dick when I'm taking a shi-dit
  Mid-y middle fid-inger is ex-tid-ended now, should I tell 'em where to put it?
  I'm si-do fed up with it, they ask me dumb shi-dit
  So I act like I'm on a kayak with my back to Niagara
  No life jacket, man, I had like six psychiatrists, scientists
  Misdiagnose me with plaque psoriasis 'cause I asked 'em, "Why is it
  My eye itches?" so they gave me some diet tips
  And Viagra with side effects,
   
  I might end up growing spiderwebs
  In my head and dying a horrifying death, on my final breath
  I will tell you, apply your lips to my dick, it's one size that fits
  I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive, what the fuck? [Chorus]
  Now up is down, left is right
  Day is night now, in is out, black is white
  So to-and-fro and side-to-side
  Am I comin' or goin'? Man, I can't decide
  'Cause back is forth now and stop means go
  No means yes, but yes don't mean no
  So, baby, please, take off your clothes
  (No!) Yes! (No!) Yes! (No!) No! (Yes!) Oh! (Oh!)
  [Outro]
  Haha, yeah
  Dr. Dre
  Black Bethoven
  S1
  2050, haha
  We're out