conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called The Real Slim Shady with the following description: “The Real Slim Shady” is the quintessential early Eminem song—funny and serious simultaneously, with crazy rhyme schemes and devices.
  As K-Solo had asked, will the   “Real Solo Please Stand Up” in 1990, Eminem did here, clearly being influenced by the little-known track.
  When Eminem originally handed his magnum opus, The Marshall Mathers LP, into Interscope, Jimmy Iovine stated “the album was spectacular… they needed a song to introduce the album”. Frustrated, Eminem felt he couldn’t produce another “My Name Is”, yet he was under pressure, so he began rush recording tracks, but instead of crafting a formulaic single, he recorded “The Way I Am”. Just prior to the deadline, Eminem got back in the studio with Dr. Dre and they swiftly crafted what became the album’s lead single.
  Shortly after the release of this song, a parody version was released as “Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up” by Emily Ellis from the perspective of Christina Aguilera. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Intro]
  May I have your attention, please?
  May I have your attention, please?
  Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  I repeat
  Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  We're gonna have a problem here
  [Verse 1]
  Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
  Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
  And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
  They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
  It's the return of the
   
  "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
  He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
  And Dr. Dre said
  Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha!)
  Feminist women love Eminem
  "Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady,
   
  I'm sick of him
  Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
  Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
  Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
  But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
  Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
  But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
  "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
  And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
  And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
  And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
  Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
  By the time they hit fourth grade
   
  they've got the 
  Discovery Channel
  , don't they?
  We ain't nothin' but mammals—
  Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
  But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
  Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
  But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
  Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes [Chorus]
  I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  Please stand up, please stand up?
  'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  Please stand up, please stand up?
  [Verse 2]
  Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
  Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
  You think I give a damn about a GRAMMY?
  Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
  "But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
  Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
  So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
  Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
  So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
  And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
  Little bitch put me on blast on 
  MTV
  "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
  I should download her audio on MP3
  And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
  I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
  So I have been sent here to destroy you
  And there's a million of us just like me
  Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
  Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
  And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me [Chorus]
  'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  Please stand up, please stand up?
  'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  Please stand up, please stand up?
  [Verse 3]
  I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only givin' you
  Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
  The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
  And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
  I just get on the mic and spit it
  And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
  Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
  Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
  It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin', when I'm thirty
  I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
  Pinchin' nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
  And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
  And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
  He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
  Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
  With his windows down and his system up
  So will the real Shady please stand up
  And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
  And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
  And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [Chorus]
  I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  Please stand up, please stand up?
  'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  Please stand up, please stand up?
  'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  Please stand up, please stand up?
  'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  Please stand up, please stand up?
  [Outro]
  Ha-ha
  I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
  Fuck it, let's all stand up