conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Dick In a Box with the following description: “Dick In a Box” was the song that propelled The Lonely Island into comedy superstardom. It was originally aired as an uncensored Digital Short on the December 16, 2006 episode of Saturday Night Live. The video quickly went viral on Hulu, YouTube and other media sharing sites.
  The sketch earned its writers (including Timberlake) an Emmy for “Best Original Music and Lyrics” and the song was later included on The Lonely Island’s debut album Incredibad.
  Two sequel songs were made later on: “Motherlover” in 2009 and “3 Way (The Golden Rule)” with Lady Gaga in 2011. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Intro: Andy Samberg]
  Hey, girl
  I've got somethin' real important to give you
  So just sit down, and listen
  [Verse 1: Andy Samberg & 
  Justin Timberlake
  ]
  Girl, you know we've been together, such a long, long time 
  (Such a long time)
  And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line
  Well, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
   (Open wide)
  Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
   (What's on my mind)
  A gift real special, so take off the top
  Take a look inside - it's my dick in a box
   (It's in a box)
  [Pre-Chorus: Justin Timberlake & 
  Andy Samberg
   
  Both
  ]
  Not gonna get you a diamond ring
  That sort of gift don't mean anything
  Not gonna get you a fancy car
  Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
  Not gonna get you a house in the hills
  A girl like you needs somethin' real
  Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
  (Somethin' special girl)
  [Chorus: Justin Timberlake & (Andy Samberg), 
  both
  ]
  It's my dick in a box!
   My dick in a box, girl
  It's my dick in a box!
   Ooh, my dick in a box, girl
  See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'
   (Yeah)
  And
   I got just the one
  Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none [Verse 2: Andy Samberg & 
  Justin Timberlake
  ]
  To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
  It's easy to do, just follow these steps
  One - 
  cut a hole in a box
  Two - 
  put your junk in that box
  Three - 
  make her open the box
  And that's the way you do it
  [Chorus: Justin Timberlake, 
  both
  ]
  It's my dick in a box!
   My dick in a box, babe
  It's my dick in a box!
   Ooh, my dick in a box, girl
  [Outro: Andy Samberg & 
  Justin Timberlake
  ]
  Christmas; 
  dick in a box
  Hanukkah; 
  dick in a box
  Kwanzaa; 
  a dick in a box
  Every single holiday; a dick in a box
  Over at your parent's house; a dick in a box
  Midday at the grocery store; a dick in a box
  Backstage at the CMA's; a dick in a box
  Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well, well
  My dick in a box, my dick in a box, my dick in a box!