conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Record Store 1 (Skit) with the following description: In this track, Eminem calls a record store (specifically, the record store Fat Beats) to ask for his own album obnoxiously.
   Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Dialogue: Eminem & Fat Beats Receptionist]
  **Dial tone**
  (Fat Beats)
  Um, I was wondering if you have, um, wha-what's his name?
  Sli-Eminem, or Slim Shady
  Cause a friend of mine's got the album (already?)
  Yeah! (He bought it?)--The whole album
  I don't know if he bought it, I don't know if he got it off the internet
  I don't know, I don't know what the deal is (uh huh)
  I don't know, but he's got it, like--(Yeah, well we don't-we're not selling it)
  Aww, well cause 
  the third, have you heard the third track?
   (No I haven't heard it)
  Th-the, okay, aw, I was wondering who produced it, the third track
  I don't know, cause the snare, the snare is like "csh, csh, csh"
  (Well I really don't know, I don't know the song)
  Aw okay, alright
  Well if it-cause everybody's telling me they have it
  I don't, I don't know, is it--(Yeah I don't, I don't know where it's at either)
  Oh okay, is Ka--(I have to take another call sir)
  Okay I didn't mean to hold you up I'm sorry (alright)
  Fuck you!