conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Fat with the following description: Weird Al turns Michael Jackson’s “Bad” into the life of an obese man.
  
  In the video, a close parody of the Martin Scorsese-directed original (down to using the same subway sets), Al even mocks the controversial “crotch grab”, but with random sound effects whenever he performs it. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Verse 1]
  Your butt is wide, well mine is too
  Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
  The word is out, better treat me right
  'Cause I'm the king of 
  cellulite
  Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
  My zippers bust, my buckles break
  I'm too much man for you to take
  The pavement cracks when I fall down
  I've got more chins than Chinatown
  [Pre-Chorus]
  Well, I've never used a phone booth
  And I've never seen my toes
  When I'm goin' to the movies
  I take up seven rows
  [Chorus]
  Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
  Just now tell me once again who's fat [Verse 2]
  When I walk out to get my mail
  It measures on the Richter scale
  Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
  I'm the only one who gets a tan
  If I have one more pie a la mode
  I'm gonna need my own zip code
  [Pre-Chorus]
  When you're only having seconds
  I'm having twenty-thirds
  When I go to get my shoes shined
  I gotta take their word
  [Chorus]
  Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sham on
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
  Lemme tell you once again who's fat
  [Bridge]
  If you see me comin' your way
  Better give me plenty space
  If I tell you that I'm hungry
  Then won't you feed my face [Chorus]
  Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  Woo woo woo
  , 
  when I sit around the house
  I really sit around the house
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know, you know, you know, come on
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
  Lemme tell you once again
  You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
  (Fat, fat, really really fat)
  And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
  Just tell me once again who's fat