conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Facebook Q&A with the following description: On November 7, two days after the release of The Marshall Mathers LP 2, Eminem went on Facebook to host a Q&A session, answering as many question as possible himself.
  https://www.facebook.com/eminem/posts/10151723277355079?theater# Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Q: Why don't you smile?
  A: ain't shit funny
  Q: Where is the toy warehouse?
  A:  google that shit
  Q: Do you put Nutella on your waffles in the morning ?
  A:  í've been doing the berzerk face for two months straight
  Q: Hi! Which person from history, do you most admire.. and why??
  A:  ali, wasn't afraid of any challenge
  Q: Did you overcome your fear of giraffes?
  A:  no, just sick of sticking my neck out for people
  Q: If you could go back and change one thing about MMLP2, what would that be and why?
  A: I would have added "don't front" on to the deluxe bonus disc but we didn't clear the sample in time
  Q: What made you change your hair color again?
  A: slim shady's back bitch
  Q: How are you doing?
  A: good
  Q: What tips can you give to people who's just starting to write songs
  A: keep writing Q: i dont know what i ask :/
  A: i don't know what you say
  Q: Ladies send me a friend request. married or single:) friends are always good:)
  A: sned this guy a friend request
  Q: do you even lift?
  A: fuck yeah bro
  Q: What is your all time favorite thing to do while you wind down from a busy day?
  A: nintendo bitch, run punch jump
  Q: do you have a dog?
  A: nope
  Q: What do you think of Macklemore and Ryan Lewis and their style? What other artists do you like?
  A: I think they made a great album
  Q: how long did it take to write "Rap God" ?
  A: six minutes and one second
  Q: What do you think J.Cole?
  A: He is dope
  Q: What tips can you give to people who's just starting to write songs
  A: keep writing Q: Who's your favorite comic-book hero?
  A: spiderman
  Q: That Ken Kaniff in Wicked Ways skit, damn man, laughed so much
  A: thanks, me too
  Q: Are you the first rapper to smack a bitch or say faggot?
  A: apparently yes
  Q: Who's your favorite basketball team?
  A: detroit pistons
  Q: what time is it there ???
  A: you have no idea how funny that is
  Q: what is your favorite TV series/show?
  A: the wire
  Q: Favorite spot to masterbate outside of home?
  A: mcdonald's bathroom
  Q: What's your favorite Mexican food mother fucker
  A: taco's bitch!
  Q: Awesome!
  A: indeed Q: what is byour favorte NFL team
  A: the lions
  Q: Why do you hate the broncos so bad?
  A: i don't, matthew does
  Q: Did you ever stroke Rick Rubin's beard in the studio to get ideas?
  A: no, we only sampled "the stroke"
  Q: I wish you could see my questions
  A: i kinda just did
  Q: Can u mix your own track alone? I mean Eq Compression etc
  A: pretty damn close
  Q: what inspired you to start rapping?
  A: ll cool j
  Q: Ever eat Jets pizza? Best thing about warren MI when I visited :)
  A: fuck yeah, its delicious
  Q: How do you keep a straight face when you incorporate so many awesome puns in your lyrics?
  A: i laugh enough when I am recording them, thats why I never smile
  Q: Do you do cleaning at home? :D
  A: i wipe my own ass
  Q: How are you doing?
  A: good
  Q: What is one thing that you get annoyed at the most ?
  A: when people keep asking me if I am retiring
  Q: Have you had a nose job
  A: if I did I should sue the doctor
  Q: Why don’t you follow anyone on Twitter?
  A: always be a leader, not a follower
  Q: I would cry if you saw this ;(
  A: start crying
  Q: Im sure that you are not going to see this comment..
  A: boy were you wrong, gotta wrap this up. thanks everyone for the questions, I got to get back to work