conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Cleanin’ Out My Closet (Drum & Bass Remix) with the following description: A drum and bass remix of Eminem’s “Cleanin' Out My Closet” from the 2003 bootleg-turned-official mixtape Straight from the Lab.
  Annotations have been copied from the original track. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Intro]
  Where's my snare?
  I have no snare in my headphones
  There you go, yeah, yo, yo
  [Verse 1]
  Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
  I have:
   I've been protested and demonstrated against
  Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times
  Sick as the mind of the motherfuckin' kid that's behind
  All this commotion, emotions run deep as oceans, 
  explodin'
  Tempers flarin' from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin'
  Not takin' nothin' from no one, give 'em hell long as I'm breathin'
  Keep kickin' ass in the morning and takin' names in the evenin'
  Leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth
  See, they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
  Look at me now! I bet you're probably sick of me now
  Ain't you, Momma? I'ma make you look so ridiculous now!
  [Hook]
  I'm sorry, Momma, I never meant to hurt you
  I never meant to make you cry
  But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet
  (One more time!)
  I said I'm sorry, Momma, I never meant to hurt you
  I never meant to make you cry
  But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet [Verse 2]
  I got some skeletons in my closet
  And I don't know if no one knows it
  So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
  I'ma expose it; 
  I'll take you back to '73
  Before I ever had a multi-platinum-selling CD
  I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
  My faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch
  ‘Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
  No, I don't, on second thought, I just fuckin' wished he would die
  I look at Hailie, and I couldn't picture leavin' her side
  Even if I hated Kim, I'd grit my teeth and I'd try
  To make it work with her at least for Hailie's sake
  I maybe made some mistakes
  But I'm only human, but I'm man enough to face 'em today
  What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
  But the smartest shit I did was take the bullets out of that gun
  ‘Cause I'da killed him, shit, I woulda shot Kim and him both
  It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to 
  The Eminem Show
  [Hook]
  I'm sorry, Momma, I never meant to hurt you
  I never meant to make you cry
  But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet
  (One more time!)
  I said I'm sorry, Momma, I never meant to hurt you
  I never meant to make you cry
  But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet [Verse 3]
  Now, I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition
  Take a second to listen 'fore you think this record is dissin'
  But put yourself in my position, just try to envision
  Witnessin' your momma poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen
  Bitchin' that someone's always goin' through her purse and shit's missin', goin' through public housing systems
  Victim of Münchausen's Syndrome
  My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't
  'Til I grew up, now I blew up
  It makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it?
  Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, Ma?
  So you could try to justify the way you treated me, Ma?
  But guess what, you're gettin' older now
  And it's cold when you're lonely,
   and Nathan's growin' up so quick he's gonna know that you're phony
  And Hailie's gettin' so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful
  But you'll never see her—she won't even be at your funeral!
  See, what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong
  Bitch, do your song, keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom!
  But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get?
  You selfish bitch, I hope you fuckin' burn in hell for this shit!
  Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
  Well, guess what, I am dead—dead to you as can be!
  [Hook]
  I'm sorry, Momma, I never meant to hurt you
  I never meant to make you cry
  But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet
  (One more time!)
  I said I'm sorry, Momma, I never meant to hurt you
  I never meant to make you cry
  But tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet