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conversations.value: Write me a song called Peace On Earth / The Little Drummer Boy with the following description: The Christmas duet bridging two generations of music, marrying the classic croons of Bing Crosby with the avant-garde style of David Bowie.
  This rendition of “Little Drummer Boy” revitalizes the Christmas classic with new lyrics and the vocal counterpoint of the two musical titans, each man a prime representative of his era of music. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
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conversations.value: [Intro: David Bowie & 
  Bing Crosby
  ]
  Hello. You the new butler?
  Ha ha ha! Well, it's been a long time since I've been the new anything!
  What's happened to Hudson?
  I guess he's changing
  Yeah, he does that a lot doesn't he? Um... Oh, I'm David Bowie. I live down the road
  Oh!
  Sir Percival lets me use his piano when he's not around. He's not around, is he?
  I can honestly say I haven't seen him, but come on it! Come on it!
  But uh...
  Come on in!
  Are you related to Sir Percival?
  Well, distantly...
  Oh, you're not the poor relation from America, right?
  Ha! Gee...news sure travels fast, doesn't it? I'm Bing
  Oh, I'm pleased to meet you. You're the one that sings, right?
  Well, right or wrong, I sing either way
  Oh well, I sing too
  Oh good! What kind of singing?
  Mostly the contemporary stuff. Do you, uh, do you like modern music?
  Oh, I think it's marvelous! Some of it really fine. But tell me, have you ever listened to any of the older fellows?
  Oh, yeah, sure. I like, ah, John Lennon and the other one with eh, Harry Nilsson
  Mmm..you go back that far, huh?
  Yeah, I'm not as young as I look
  Haha! None of us is these days
  In fact, I got a six-year-old son and he gets really excited around the holiday Christmas holiday thing
  Do you go in for any of the traditional things in the Bowie household, Christmas time?
  Oh, yeah, most of them really. Presents, a tree, decorations, agents sliding down the chimney...
  What?
  I was just seeing if you were paying attention
  Ha ha!
  Actually, our family do most of the things other families do. We sing the same songs
  Do you?
  Oh, I even have a go at 'White Christmas'
  You do, huh?
  And this one. This is my son's favourite. Do you know this one?
  Oh, I do indeed, it's a lovely thing [Verse 1: David Bowie & Bing Crosby]
  Come they told me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  A newborn king to see pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum
  [Verse 2: David Bowie & 
  Bing Crosby
  ]
  Peace on Earth can it be?
  Come they told me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  Years from now, perhaps we'll see
  A newborn king to see pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  See the day of glory
  Our finest gift we bring pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  See the day, when men of goodwill
  To lay before the king pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  Live in peace, live in peace again
  Rum-pum-pum-pum, Rum-pum-pum-pum
  Peace on Earth
  So to honour him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  Can it be
  When we come
  [Bridge: David Bowie & Bing Crosby]
  Every child must be made aware
  Every child must be made to care
  Care enough for his fellow man
  To give all the love that he can [Verse 3: David Bowie & 
  Bing Crosby
  ]
  I pray my wish will come true
  Little baby pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  For my child and your child too
  I stood beside him there pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  He'll see the day of glory
  I played my drum for him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  See the day when men of goodwill
  I played my best for him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  Live in peace, live in peace again
  Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum
  Then he smiled at me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
  Peace on Earth
  Me and my drum
  Can it be
  [Outro: David Bowie & Bing Crosby]
  Can it be