conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Write me a song called Venus vs. Mars with the following description: In this Timbaland produced song from The Blueprint 3 Jay-Z recalls the course of a (probably hypothetical) relationship: it starts off nice, turns turbulent and ultimately fails
  This song is a good example of Jay-Z lite. It’s very heavy on puns and the wordplay pushes the line between clever and lame. (Spot something genuinely insightful and we’ll send you something kitschy!)
  This song is another episode in the progression of Jay’s portrayal of women in his raps. As he told NPR:
  I mean, a song on my first album was “Ain’t No Nigga.” […] It was like, this careless relationship. And then that went to “Big Pimpin” in ‘99. And on that same album was a song called “Song Cry,” and then “Song Cry” became “Bonnie & Clyde” on 2004, which became “Venus vs. Mars” on my last album. So there’s a steady growth in the conversations – that’s being had as it pertains to women, you know, as I grew. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Verse 1: Jay-Z]
  If Hov's a Blackberry Bold, then shorty is a Sidekick
  She used to have a man; I used to have a side-chick
  Shorty got wind; I had to blow the chick off
  She got rid of him; they both took the shit hard
  Shorty played the piano; me, I played with white keys
  Shorty from the South—oh, I think she like me
  Shorty like Pac; me, Big Poppa
  She screaming, "Hit 'em up!"
   
  I'm screaming "Who shot ya?"
  I'm on that red wine; shorty like white
  Same shit, different toilet; we both getting nice
  Me, I'm from the Apple
  , 
  which means I'm a Mac
  She's a PC: She lives in my lap
  [Chorus: Jay-Z & 
  Beyoncé
  ]
  Shorty get it in, 
  but daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  da-da-daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  but daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  da-da-daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  but daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  da-da-daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  but daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  Venus versus Mars
  [Verse 2: Jay-Z]
  Whether black or white, we both like Mike
  We both like Jordans, 
  we both Phil's Knight
  I finish my breakfast,
   shorty's out to lunch
  Yeah we both eating, it's better than brunch
  Shorty like Pepsi, me I'm the coke man
  Body like a Coke bottle, I crush it like a Coke can
  Started at the window, end up at the wall
  The Yin to my Yang, I skeet skeet off
  In a salt and pepper 'Bach,
   shorty like to 
  front
  The Bonnie to my Clyde,
   both riding shotgun
  Both covered in gold like C3P0
  James and Florida Evans, let the good times roll [Chorus: Jay-Z & 
  Beyoncé
  ]
  Shorty get it in, 
  but daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  da-da-daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  but daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  da-da-daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  but daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  da-da-daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  but daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  Venus versus Mars
  [Verse 3: Jay-Z]
  Thought shorty was the truth, found out she was a cheater
  We were supposed to take over, I caught her bumping "Ether"
  I thought shorty liked Mike, found out she liked Prince
  Thought she was Adrian, it's been rocky ever since
  My dollars was down, she left me for some Euros
  Took my whole flavor, I call her Coke Zero
  We were co-MVP's like Kobe and Shaq
  Left me for the Heat, we were winning back to back
  Said I party too much, 
  shorty got fed up
  Shorty got Britney, shaved her whole head up
  We used to make out, kissing each other's face off
  Fell for the Ponzi scheme, damn shorty just made off
  [Chorus: Jay-Z & 
  Beyoncé
  ]
  Shorty get it in, 
  but daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  da-da-daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  but daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  da-da-daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  but daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  da-da-daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  but daddy go hard
  Shorty get it in, 
  Venus versus Mars