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conversations.value: Write me a song called Golden Globes Cold Open 2017 with the following description: The songs are sung to the tunes of “Another Day of Sun” and “City of Stars” from the film La La Land.Expand Share Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Part 1: The Golden Globes Have Just Begun
  [Radio Transmission]
  Welcome to the 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards. As you can see, cars are backed up for several blocks, trying to get on the red carpet. We're just a few minutes away from showtime...
  [Intro: Jimmy Fallon]
  Ba ba ba, ba-da ba ba ba
  Ba ba ba, ba-da ba-da ba ba
  Ba ba ba, ba-da ba-da bum
  Bum bum bum bum bum
  [Verse 1: Jimmy Fallon]
  I made it here out west, the Golden Globes are starting
  But I'm stuck here in this mess, all the nominees are inside
  Waiting there for me, think of all the stars I'll see
  [Pre-Chorus 1: Jimmy Fallon and Nicole Kidman]
  Here we go, tonight's the night, camera's up and lights are bright
  [Jimmy Fallon]
  Wigs are on and Spanx are tight... I can barely breathe!
  [Jimmy Fallon and Amy Adams]
  Pretty soon the show begins, we're all waiting to get in
  But everyone is stuck behind that white Ford Bronco
  [Chorus: Sarah Paulson]
  Golden Globes will be given out tonight
  [Sterling K. Brown]
  Not all the nominees are white
  [Evan Rachel Wood]
  Stuck on the floor of five-five-five-five-five-five-five...
  [Jimmy Fallon]
  The show is almost live
  [Rami Malek]
  I just hacked your hard drive
  If these photos ever get out, you're dead.
  [Kit Harington]
  The Golden Globes have just begun [Verse 2: Millie Bobby Brown]
  Okay, my name is Eleven, I'm twenty-four-seven
  I'm eating Eggo waffles by the pound
  I got a knack to rap about stranger things that happen
  Inside the Upside-Down
  Yeah, my best friends forever are Dustin, Mike, and Lucas
  And together we know how to survive
  [Gaten Matarazzo]
  And I got a little secret
  [Finn Wolfhard]
  Don't repeat it!
  [Caleb McLaughlin]
  Or tweet it!
  [All]
  Barb is still alive!
  [Dance Break]
  Part 2: Room Full of Stars
  [Spoken: Ryan Reynolds]
  (whistling)
  [Jimmy Fallon]
  Wow, you have minty fresh breath.
  [Ryan Reynolds]
  Yeah.
  [Verse: Jimmy Fallon]
  Room full of stars, some from movies, some T.V.
  Room full of stars, they've been getting drunk since 3
  Who knows who the Hollywood Foreign Press will choose
  This golden night, a night for me and you
  Part 3: Planetarium
  [Spoken: Tina Fey]
  I've been waiting 20 years for thi—
  ...
  [Justin Timberlake]
  There she is.
  [Dance Break]
  [Spoken: Justin Timberlake & 
  Jimmy Fallon
  ]
  It's almost time, Jimmy.
  I'm a little nervous.
  Don't be nervous. You're gonna be great! Just go out there and be yourself, you know? "Oh my gosh, my man, I'm in Hollywood! It's the Golden Globes! So great! So great! Everybody should win! You're a winner! And you're a winner!"
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. I get it. I get it.
  Well, you better get out there and host.
  But I don't even know where we are.