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conversations.value: Write me a song called Do the Bartman with the following description: Originally rumored to be written by the legendary Michael Jackson (even Simpsons creator Matt Groening claimed it was), the 1990 single “Do the Bartman” was actually written solely by singer-songwriter Bryan Loren.
  Jackson, a fan of The Simpsons, did however name the song, sing backing vocals on it, and insist his name be included in the lyrics.
  “Bartman” was never released as a single in the United States, but it did reach #24 on Billboard’s Hot 100 Airplay chart, now known as the Radio Songs chart. Outside of the US, “Bartman” topped singles charts in Norway, New Zealand, Australia, the United Kingdom and Ireland.
  Its music video received a nomination for Best Special Effects at the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards. Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
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conversations.value: [Intro: Homer, 
  Bart
  ]
  Bart?
  Bart! Bart!
  Bart!
  I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything
  [Verse 1: Bart]
  Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude?
  I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude
  Terrorizin' people wherever I go
  It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow
  Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
  Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
  I'm the kid that made delinquency an art
  Last name, Simpson; first name, Bart
  I'm here today to introduce the next phase
  The next step in the big Bart craze
  I got a dance, real easy to do
  I learned it with no rhythm and so can you! Ooh
  So move your body, if you got the notion
  Front to back in a rock-like motion
  Now that you got it, if you think you can
  Do it to the music, that's the Bartman
  [Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, 
  Bart
  ]
  Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (
  Woah
  )
  Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! (
  Check it out, man
  )
  Move your butt to the side, yes, you can, can! (
  Bartman
  )
  Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (
  Uh-huh
  )
  Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
  Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! (
  Woah, mamma
  )
  Move your butt to the side, yes, you can, can!
  Everybody in the house, do the Bartman [Verse 2: Bart, 
  Homer
  ]
  It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
  I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
  Homer was yellin' (
  Bart!
  ) Mom was, too
  Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
  Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
  Sittin' by myself, confined to my room
  When all else fails, nothin' else left to do
  I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove!
  [Pre-Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, 
  Bart
  ]
  Move your body, if you got the notion (
  Woah, I'm feeling the groove now, baby
  )
  Front to back in a rock-like motion (
  Bring it back
  )
  Move your hips from side to side now (
  Woah, do the Bartman
  )
  Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now (
  Woah, Lisa
  )
  If you've got the groove, you gotta use it (
  Ha, hahaha
  )
  Rock rhythm in time with the music (
  Hahaha, check it out, man
  )
  You just might start a chain reaction
  If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson
  [Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, 
  Bart
  ]
  Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (
  Oh yeah
  )
  Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! (
  Shake your body
  )
  Move your butt to the side, yes, you can, can!
  Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (
  Yeah, do the Bartman
  )
  Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (
  Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman
  )
  Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! (
  Check it out
  )
  Move your butt to the side, yes, you can, can! (
  Woah, mamma
  )
  Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (
  I'm bad, I'm bad
  ) [Post-Chorus: Bart, 
  Harmonised Vocals
  ]
  (
  Do the Bartman!
  ) Do the Bartman!
  Everybody back and forth from side to side
  (
  Do the Bartman!
  ) Do the Bartman!
  Pick your feet up off the floor, let 'em glide
  (
  Do the Bartman!
  ) Do the Bartman!
  She can do it, he can do it, so can I!
  (
  Do the Bartman!
  ) Do the Bartman!
  Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny!
  [Breakdown: Homer, 
  Harmonised Vocals
  , 
  Bart
  ]
  Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket?
  Do the Bartman!
  Oh, my ears!
  Lisa, put that saxophone away!
  You can't touch this!
  I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything
  [Verse 3: Bart]
  Now, I'm in the house feelin' good to be home
  'Til Lisa starts blowin' that damn saxophone
  And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away
  But still, I'm feelin' good, so that's okay
  I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song
  Listen to the kicks while I'm kickin' along
  Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's her number one fan
  But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman! [Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, 
  Bart
  ]
  Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (
  Hey everybody
  )
  Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! (
  Need I remind you
  )
  Move your butt to the side, yes, you can, can! (
  Uh, I am the Bartman
  )
  Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (
  Check it out
  )
  [Post-Chorus: Bart, 
  Harmonised Vocals
  ]
  (
  Do the Bartman!
  ) Do the Bartman!
  Everybody back and forth from side to side
  (
  Do the Bartman!
  ) Do the Bartman!
  She can do it, he can do it, so can I!
  [Pre-Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, 
  Bart
  ]
  Move your body, if you got the notion
  Front to back in a rock-like motion
  Move your hips from side to side now
  Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
  If you've got the groove, you gotta use it
  Rock rhythm in time with the music
  You just might start a chain reaction
  Hahaha, I'm the Bartman
  [Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, 
  Bart
  ]
  Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (
  [?] it, baby
  )
  Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man!
  Move your butt to the side, yes, you can, can! (
  Oh, yeah, I'm bad, I'm real bad
  )
  Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
  Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (
  Woah, I'm bad
  )
  Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man! (
  Do the Bartman
  )
  Move your butt to the side, yes, you can, can! (
  Haha
  )
  Everybody in the house, do the Bartman (
  Oh yeah
  )
  [Post-Chorus: Harmonised Vocals, 
  Bart
  ]
  (Do the Bartman!) Move your body, if you got the notion (
  You call that dancing?
  )
  Front to back in a rock-like motion (
  Watch this rhythm
  )
  Move your hips from side to side now (
  Yeah
  )
  Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
  If you've got the groove, you gotta use it (
  Haha
  )
  Rock rhythm in time with the music
  You just might start a chain reaction (
  Eat your heart out, Michael
  )
  (
  Oop, haha
  ) (Do the Bartman!)
  [Outro: Homer, 
  Bart
  ]
  You're grounded! 
  Oh, wow, man