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conversations.value: Write me a song called Suckerin’ Rhyme with the following description: 
  ‘Suckerin’ Rhyme' is a freestyle recorded sometime between 1988 and 1992 (exact dates are unknown) by rap group Soul Intent, which is comprised of Eminem (then known as M&M) and Chaos Kid.Expand Share Make sure the lyrics are different from the original song.
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conversations.value: [Intro: Eminem and Chaos Kid]
  Come on dog, we got to bust now
  I got my foot caught in the undertwist post of your bed
  [Verse 1: Eminem and Chaos Kid]
  But that's okay because I got the [?] head
  [?]
  Yo James can I start this off
  Yeah you can because you know your the boss
  Well, I'mma kick it like this
  Yo I'm on the mic and I get pissed
  Now, when I'm kicking these rhymes
  I'm on the mic and it's just about time
  Once I start the flow, I cut you off
  And it's time to go
  So yo James, let's start the rhyme
  If your underarm smell and your ass itches
  It must be time for the two-bit twitches
  The two-bit twitches, the two-bit twitches
  I got them bitches and I got them itches
  I think you are getting too baked for your britches
  But that's okay because I'm on the road to the riches
  It's not your hair, I think it's your armpits
  It's not your hair
  I think it's your armpits
  It's not your hair, ooh
  I think it's your armpits [Spoken]
  Shh, be quiet
  My mom's sleeping
  It's not your hair, I think it's your armpits
  Is this a mic right here?
  Yo, let's bust some freestyle singin'
  "It's not your hair, I think it's your armpits"
  [Verse 2: Chaos Kid]
  Well, I walked up to this girl the other day
  She said: "Baby, you smell like you just were rolling around in the hay"
  I said: "Baby, don't try to diss, all I want is a little kiss"
  And all you keep doing, is throwing them lies my way
  [Chorus]
  So I'll just say
  It's not your hair, I think it's your armpits
  I'll just say
  It's not your hair, I think it's your armpits
  [Verse 3: Chaos Kid]
  Well she looked at me
  And said: "Baby, I can't find the reason why, you smell every single season"
  So I just said, that I can't give you a reply right now
  She said, "Oh"
  And like Bart Simpson, I said "Don't have a cow"
  Cause you know, that I'm so fresh
  And I pants, all the MCs tests
  I might smell, but it really doesn't matter
  Cause, all these rhymes you will chatter
  Even if it's not my hair, it's my armpits
  I'll bust a funky rhyme for the people anyway
  If it's not my hair, It's my armpits
  Yo [Verse 4: M&M]
  Now, James, you must start the rhyme
  Because, it's now time for me
  To bust all these rhymes that I have in my head
  Now, I'm gonna sing In [?]
  But I'm still just gonna bring you the [?] from my mouth
  Because now I have to bust a story
  Now I try to keep rhythmic pattern
  Because I got them rhymes that you chatter
  Now I have to bust a story
  I've already said it so I might as well get it underway
  Now I seen this girl and she said she would rock my world
  So I said (What?) Would you like to come over to my house
  She said no so I dissed the ho
  I gotta go, she said "Where you goin'?"
  "To the store", is what I replied
  And I broke north like a chicken
  [Break]
  You fuckin' sped, you ruined the song
  I'm [?] enjoying myself
  Well fuck it I'm tired of it now
  Break it down
  Now break it down with the raw beat just rock
  Break it down with the raw beat just rock
  Yo, this the mix on Marshall radio 96
  We gonna break it down 96.1
  And we just came here to have fun [Verse 4: M&M, Chaos Kid]
  Girl I must warn you
  I smelled something strange
  Situation is serious
  Step away you doin' bodily harm
  Oh you got so much odor, deadly
  You wish you could [?] my dick
  The odor that was slow from the start
  Situation is serious
  [?] smells like a fart
  It's driving me outta my mind
  That's why its hard for me to fuck
  Can't get you outta my nose
  You stink, I think you need some deodorant
  I think you need some deodorant quick
  Oh baby I'm not tryin' to diss you
  But you smell like a rotten dick
  Yo, deodorant
  Move it in slow like a flow
  Lookin' for a mellow fellow that smell like a ho
  Yo, you need that douche
  Yo homebaby it's time to get loose
  [?] we don't smell like hoes
  We got that deodorant every time we flow
  And we just keep rockin'
  Our arms never smell like weird dirty socks
  And keep on flowin' just like that
  Sucker MCs smell like scat cat
  But yo, I could read right through her
  I know she's a loser cause me and crew used to do her
  [?] I know she was a lo-loser, me and the crew used to do her
  Cause I mean we're losers
  And if me and the crew used to do her
  I know she's a loser
  And I know she stinks
  Cause I was down there that night
  [Outro]
  Yo man this is called, this is called
  All the questions you ever had about odor and more
  [?]
  The Marshall radio FM mix