Folks, it doesn't get any bigger that this.
As we access the BCS National Appellation game, we apprehend to apprehend some aberrant requests from attorneys who are additionally admirers of either Auburn or Oregon. For instance, aftermost year we saw a cleverly accounting motion to abide from an Alabama advocate who capital to see his aggregation comedy for the title. I accepted to see added of the aforementioned this year.
I did not apprehend an advocate who is adherent to the Oregon Ducks to booty things to the aing level. But afresh I saw Ryan Tharp's Craigslist ad. His plan is to watch the d on Monday and afresh arch to Vegas to bless (he's abiding he'll be celebrating).
When I aboriginal apprehend the ad (it's been up on Deadspin for a bit but I aloof saw the ad in my inbox), it fabricated me anticipate of a arrive aborigine aggravating to adjudge which baffled woman would be his award-winning and slave. Tharp isn't activity that far — he's a lawyer, he knows our avant-garde rules — but if you are an Auburn adult who longs for the canicule back women were advised as trinkets, this seems like a bargain way of experiencing that.
Fact: January 10th, 2011 the Oregon Ducks will drove the Auburn Tigers.
It's true…and I'm accommodating to bet on it. In fact, I'm so assured in the Duck's kickass ability, that I would action my best admired possession: my aboriginal marriage. That's right. You can be the aboriginal woman I airing bottomward the alley with, my aboriginal I Do, and the aboriginal woman to be Mrs. Ryan Tharp. However, as always, there is a catch. I am 25-years old, I adulation life, adulation to travel, adulation my Ducks, and am in no way, shape, or anatomy accessible for any array of committed anything. Accordingly, our alliance will charge to be annulled the aing day. That's area the bet comes in.
I, forth with several buddies, will be adulatory the Duck achievement in Vegas from January 11th-14th. During that extravaganza, I plan on demography in the absolute Vegas experience, including marrying a stranger. If you are beautiful enough, ad-lib enough, and an all about air-conditioned chick….let's get hitched. Loser of the bet has to pay the abatement costs. So, if you are activity to be in Vegas afterwards the National Championship, accept in your Tigers, and appetite to accept belief to acquaint your grandchildren (won't be mine) afresh shoot me an email…with a pic! We can alike get air-conditioned mugs with our account on it.
If you appetite to apperceive a little about me, I accept my Facebook and Twitter links below. In short, I'm a huge Duck fan, accept my own abode in Portland with my English Bulldog Winston, aloof accelerating law school, and am appealing low-key. Let's do this, and GO DUCKSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Personally, I don't anticipate I could get over the "being vanquished" thing. But afresh again, I've never alike been out on a date with a Republican, abundant beneath a Yalie, abundant beneath a Yalie bourgeois in the after-effects of article bad accident to Harvard liberals. I aloof couldn't deal. But maybe you can?
In agreement of his acknowledged career, it seems like Tharp is able-bodied on his way. This is a appealing acceptable applicant address letter — he's not able added than he can deliver.