Top 5 Worst Judges to Replace Justice Breyer on the Supreme Court
January 28, 2022 ~ Jim Flanigan
We all know the Top 3 Worst Judges to be added to the Supreme Court during the Trump Reich. How do we know them? They were appointed by Trump, confirmed by a Republican majority Senate, and are sitting on the Supreme Court today.
Gross. Typing that and seeing him makes me throw up a little in my mouth. The other two are as bad if not worse.
But now, President Uncle Joe gets to replace Justice Breyer. While there are many good candidates from which to choose, keep a watchful and wary eye open in case he goofs and decides to nominate any of these Top 5 Worst Judges to Replace Justice Breyer.
It's not that I don't like Steve Harvey, and I certainly think another SC Justice of color would be a good thing. But we already have a black SC Justice who thinks the law is a joke and makes a mockery of it every time he writes an opinion – Clarence Thomas.
Would Steve Harvey do a good job? His bailiff on the show is a real bailiff and thinks he would. She said, "He's got common sense and he cares about people." That's more than anyone can say about Clarence Thomas.
There is no doubt that Judge Wapner rendering decisions on the People's Court was compelling viewing. Sadly, he passed away in 2017 shortly after Donald Trump took office. Coincidence? I think not. Regardless of whether or not President Uncle Joe thinks of Judge Wapner as a capable contemporary, Wapner's death should discount him from serious consideration.
I like how he runs a courtroom, but might it be just a bit too confusing to have Judge Judge Reinhold? I could overlook that and even the disclaimer at the end of the video, but then I found out his real name is Edward Ernest Reinhold. For me, that shows some level of deceit, which eminently qualifies him to be the next Republican SC Justice nomination and confirmation, but President Uncle Joe can do better.
Yep, that's New York Yankee slugging superstar Aaron Judge hitting another home run. It's not that I think he's a bad guy or would make a bad SC Justice. On the subject of player protests such as taking a knee during the National Anthem, Judge said, "That's the beauty of America, is freedom of speech. The freedom to express yourself. We've got a special platform being athletes. And being able to speak our mind and speak [to] what's going on in this world. And some people express it online. Some people express it with words. Some people kneel, do what they need to do. I think whatever message that we try to give out here is, we want to express unity and that we're all in this together. I think that's the biggest message that we're going to try to get across from here. We're all in this together. Try to have those uncomfortable conversations that we need to have. Bring up those uncomfortable talking points. But no matter what happens, we're in this together."
Well, I kind of like that, but he'd still be a bad nominee for President Uncle Joe to bring forward. If Aaron Judge retires from baseball to join the Supreme Court, Yankee fans would be enraged at Biden. Biden must carry New York to win re-election, so he should leave well enough alone and allow Aaron Judge to keep hitting dingers for the Bronx Bombers. If Biden does that, the NY electoral votes should remain his.
Judge Jeanine missed the first segment of her show tonight because of "technical difficulties" and then hosted the rest of it in this condition pic.twitter.com/KxGGBXUkly
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 29, 2020
I'll drink to that! But Judge Jeanine denies her public drunkenness.
We asked Judge Jeanine if she gets drunk before her show. pic.twitter.com/fRHOiRiWdt
— Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig) March 2, 2021
The jury may be out on whether or not she gets too drinky, but regardless, I know I trust her to make good decisions and judgements … like whether to choose a Chardonnay or Pinot Grigio with scrambled eggs for breakfast.
However, this whole post may be irrelevant.
Editor's Note: What else is new?
Crazy conservative conspiracy theorists, known colloquially these days as Republicans, seem to know who will be nominated and why.
The 2016 presidential election was 1,906 days ago https://t.co/xS6MysmcTn
— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) January 27, 2022
Will chants of "Lock Her Up" soon be a big deal again?
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