So I just spent the last hour making a Batman costume out of felt, then prepping the scene, then taking and editing the photos for the nightly visit from Smarty. I have serious issues. I also had a near argument with my husband about whether Batman says "I'm Batman" or "I am Batman" Again, serious issues people. I actually had to Google whether the famous phrase is "I'm" or "I am." My elf has a freaking fact-checker. Issues.