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BlackJack !!hcUSYLDTxkV
Girls und Panzer Quest: Reveng(...) 06/05/13(Wed)21:19 No.25269048
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Girls und Panzer Quest: Revenge of the Colonials Edition BlackJack !!hcUSYLDTxkV 06/05/13(Wed)21:19 No.25269048
Rich is comforting Saori as she's on the verge of tears. "I-I'll be ruined for marriage!" She howls, burying her face in her hands.
You are the commander of the M26 Pershing Tank Black Jack, and you're still largely in the dark as to what this "Anglerfish Dance" is. You and the rest of your crew are making last minute adjustments and maintainance to Black Jack as you prepare to have him transported to the battlefield. The exhibition battle against St. Glorianna's Academy for Girls would begin at noon and a tie would be called if there was no decisive winner by eight that night.
"So wait... I'm still not getting what this is all about..." You say, genuinely confused. "It's just a goofy little dance, right? How is that a problem?"Saori looks up at you. She opens her mouth to say something before she bursts into tears. Rich rubs her shoulders, trying to comfort her. You are even more confused now.
>"Get your game face on- if we win today you won't have to worry about it."
>"Saori, shouldn't you be helping the rest of your crew get ready?"
>"Hey Rose, think a goofy dance would ruin you for marriage?"
06/05/13(Wed)21:21 No.25269075
Anonymous 06/05/13(Wed)21:21 No.25269075
then snarkingly to rose
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TIME FOR TANKS!
>people put cucumber in a sandwich
Well well well.
Seems like I have a new group of people to hate.
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After that''s done, then
Also it is time
I don't have enough pictures of eagles to convey exactly how game our face should be right now.
>Holy shit he used twitter
Wooo~
The brits, as usual.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucumber_sandwich
... Is there anything else you can use cucumber for? In the edible sense, at least.
Kappa bait.
Gustavus 06/05/13(Wed)21:33 No.25269311
people use cucumber as a salad topping
Eating freshly cut
Though snarking at Rose is an equally valid option at this juncture
Maybe it's just me, but why is Saori freaking out? I was under the impression that she already HAS a boyfriend, and that Japanese girls are really into that One Twue Love.
But if her boyfriend can't stand being around her anymore because of such SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
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not unless he proposes to Saori and marries her once they get out graduate high school.
>Implying that her embarrassment does anything but make Rich harder
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But she doesn't know that. Yet. And hopefully never will.
I forgot how adorable Saori is in the opening
Spectral Toothpick
Spectral Toothpick 06/05/13(Wed)21:59 No.25269834
"Hey Rose, think a goofy dance would ruin you for marriage?"
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Elegance soon, comrades!
Soon? Try now
>when ever blackjack gets around to posting.
Would not bang
Would swear fealty to
"The Browning is jammed. I am saying 'driver advance' on the A Set, and the driver, who cannot hear me, is reversing. And as I look over the top of the turret and see twelve enemy tanks fifty yards away, Orange Pekoe hands me a cheese sandwich."
-Captain Darjeeling (St. Gloriana's Senshado Team) on driving a Grant tank
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I can do one better.
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Elegance, can't handle it.
...Whoa black betty...
>Browning
>jammed
Do you defile the name of The Saint?
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Fine, Non-Brain-Problems Elegance instead.
That's an actual anecdote from a British tanker, with one minor modification and reattributed to Darjeeling.
British Tanker quote goes better with the Britaboo characters than with Kampfgruppe Miho.
BlackJack !!hcUSYLDTxkV 06/05/13(Wed)22:13 No.25270102
You grab a 90mm shell from Patrick, handing it off to Rose who then hands it down the gunner's hatch to Roy. "You know, Saori, you only have to do whatever the hell that is if you lose." You're handed anothe shell and repeat the process, glaring at Rich in the hope that he'll get back to work. "I think it might be productive to, instead of crying and worry about it, figure out the best way of making sure it doesn't happen."
She looks up at you, eyes still red from crying. "R-really?"
"Everyone does their jobs and you won't even have to think about doing the Anglerfish Dance." You promise. It might be a bit premature, but she needs to be thinking of today's battle, not next week's embarassment.
Her face toughens up. "Right! We'll do our best then!" She says with a strong nod before running back to Miho's Panzer IV, ready to help.
Rose looks down at you. "You really think they've got a chance today?" She asks quietly.
You watch Saori help the rest of her crew with gusto. "Doesn't matter. She'll fight all the harder as long as she thinks she does." You say, perhaps a bit more grimly than you thought you were being. You look back up Rose. "So, think a goofy dance would ruin you for marriage?" You say with a wide grin.
"No more so than being seen with you clowns already has." She says without missing a beat.
>Check on La Presidente.
>Check on Miho.
>Check on your crew.
>Check on another crew.
Bam ba lam!
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Because I'm out of Darjeeling pictures, have some Best Girl instead
Bam-a-lam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYrK464nIeY
>Check on STuG, make sure they are ready to join you to go heavy hunting, sans flags.
We Rose route now.
>Check on Miho
>"So, plans for tomorrow besides not losing everyone on the team within the first five minutes?"
In accordance with my previous post,
>Check on Rabbit team
Rally the freshmen.
Check on Of President.
> Check on Miho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnDuzgkjo
Check on our little tank imoutos
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I support this motion
Well...Shit.
I totally meant the Duck team. You know, the volleyball team.
But the freshman is a perfectly acceptable alternative.
>Confer with STuG team
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That is the wrong bestgirl.
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GUTS team is acceptable as well
WHY IS MY TANK NOT REPAINTED BITCH! and make note to contiue the hunt for more tanks in the ship after this,
>Check on another crew. (make sure the history girls dump those damn flags)
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Yes, Volleyball Team is acceptable.
Oh god, please don't start this shit again.
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>Start this shit again
You can't restart what was never finished.
Even though I was one of the anons that made a stink about the paint, I agree. What's done is done, and there's no use bitching at Anzu about it, unless she once again decides to be passive-aggressive about it.
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I have no qualms of talking to them after the imoutos
this is only if they were NOT repainted, i can't tell if they were between the events in the last thread Blackjack had. if they were, then disreguard that statement.
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>Check on History Team
Oddly enough, the blonde really reminds me of someone I had a crush on in high school.
I must investigate this further
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Yes, do.
We need to get them into a M5 or Chaffee or something that isn't that I-Go
>see pic
>thinks "what if she just farted a second ago
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If only...
Check on Miho and then the Freshies
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>>>/d/4816923
The I-Go shouldn't even be considered a tank. It's that bad.
Makes me wonder why whoever the writer or creator or whoever decided to use it in the lineup. Was it merely because it's Japanese, or is it because he was afflicted with a terminal case of the stupids?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIZ2jSaqIZk&hd=1 Related
Thank you for posting that. I have a fondness for WW2 era army films like that.
I wonder if we can raise enough money by selling pinup calendars with these girls and tanks to buy one...
...that might just be crazy and lewd enough to work.
Well, if you can get through the Sodoclone Collective, anyway.
T_P_M !t.Kvo5rgtQ
T_P_M !t.Kvo5rgtQ 06/05/13(Wed)22:37 No.25270585
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>High School Girls
>In a "Swimsuit Edition" Calendar
Sounds like nothing but trouble.
...But it might work
http://www.youtube.com/user/ZenosWarbirds/videos?view=0&flow=grid 'ere you go :)
I dunno. I can't imagine being able to find one that is either not in a museum, or is in a museum that is willing to part with it.
That being said, if I ever hit the $300 million Powerball, I will have me a fucking tank to drive around in. Even if I have to ship it over from Europe
You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.
Time to go all Starship Operators up in this bitch.
We get in touch with a cable network, and cut a deal. In exchange for funding, they get to air a show all about Oarai's team and their quest to win the Nationals. Lots of exclusive footage, and interviews, and shit. People'll eat it up.
I don't care what my chances are I'm going for it.
Though I hope Miho gets checked on at least as she has the most weight on her.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIZ2jSaqIZk&hd=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7wnmMgMdVQ
Superior Pershing film.
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>History Channel
Mine shows how to *drive* it.
Old History Channel when it was good.
Still is good.
Just...less
I stopped watching once HS got token over by aliens.
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Poor stock panther against a tier VIII
Ah, so you got out early.
I didn't give up until Nostradamus specials were played back to back...
For the most part, I got out when Pawn Stars was the only draw.
Still watch some of it though. As a matter of fact, I'm watching Top Shot now.
it's still is from time to time.
tomarrow's the 69th aniversy of D-Day. the HC will be wall to wall of good stuff.
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It'll also be Yukari's Birthday.
SHIT, you're right.
You're a saint for reminding me.
I also get the Military channel and H2. So my day is going to be PACKED with Nazi's. This is not a bad thing
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I think this is how she'd react tomorrow with all the "happy birthdays"
And I have work, 4pm to close.
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I remember the days I used to call it The Hitler Channel. Maybe now that 2012 has been disproved they'll stop showing this ancient alien and nostradamus shit. Hell, I remember every summer they used to show this absolutely awesome miniseries on the Roman Republic and Empire. I wonder what ever happened to that.
>I wonder what ever happened to that.
Network decay.
The Provider !!TQbw47BOc9I
The Provider !!TQbw47BOc9I 06/05/13(Wed)22:58 No.25271124
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Did somebody say Nazi's?
something that has been occuring more and more often, with the end result becoming not much different than others, basically making whatever attempts to grab at the mass market fail.
Say what you will about their politics and ideology, the Nazis were some snazzy dressers.
Nazis, you say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-dTnU5uOsA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8pyRpFSYnM
Well their uniforms WERE designed by Hugo Boss.
Dat Hugo Boss
Hugo Boss started his clothing company in 1924 in Metzingen, a small town south of Stuttgart, where it is still based. However, due to the economic climate in Germany at the time, Boss was forced into bankruptcy. In 1931, he reached an agreement with his creditors, leaving him with six sewing machines to start again. The same year, he became a member of the National Socialist party and a sponsoring member ("Förderndes Mitglied") of the Schutzstaffel (SS) therefore was economically raised due to their help. [9] He later stated himself that he had joined the party because of their promise to end unemployment and because he felt "temporarily" withdrawn from the Lutheran church.[9] He joined the German Labour Front in 1936, the Reich Air Protection Association in 1939, and the National Socialist People's Welfare in 1941.[9] His sales increased from 38,260 RM in 1932 to over 3,300,000 RM in 1941, while his profits increased in the same period from 5,000 RM to 241,000 RM.[9] Though he claimed in a 1934/1935 advertising that he had been a "supplier for National Socialist uniforms since 1924", such supplies are probable since 1928/1929 and certain since 1934, when he became an Reichszeugmeisterei-licensed (official) supplier of uniforms to the Sturmabteilung, Schutzstaffel, Hitler Youth, National Socialist Motor Corps, and other party organizations.[9] To meet demand in later years of the war, Boss used about 30 to 40 prisoners of war and about 150 forced (i.e. slave) labourers, from the Baltic States, Belgium, France, Italy, Austria, Poland, Czechoslovakia, and the Soviet Union.[9] According to German historian Henning Kober, the company managers were "avowed Nazis", "the Boss were all great admirers of Adolf Hitler", and Hugo Boss himself had in 1945 in his apartment a photograph of himself with Hitler taken in the latter's Obersalzberg retreat.[10]
Eh, I will say that once you get past the aliens, and even then, there's at least SOME ties to history. Even if it's stretched a bit
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Yukari might be a good girl, but.....
I know of a still living WW2 vet who saw action in the europe. He was stationed on a AA battery on the back of a half track. the 4 50. on a swivial turrent that fired in unison kind. he told me about the time they put him and his turrent on the reine river where he kept the germans from taking out the bridge the army was trying to put across.
he was firing those guns on and off for 3 days strait.
he's a good man. i'm proud to know him.
it's still a decay compared to the better days, it's not as bad as what happened to G4.
But it seems every channel with a niche seems to be restorting to wild grabs at the mass market and effectively ruining the very reason people would watch them.
Next time you talk to him, tell him I said thanks.
>Cartoon Network
>Really shitty kid knockoff versions of reality shows
G4. Man, I remember back when it was TechTV. I miss those days.
Captcha related: Manursi HISTORY
Tell him nice work for me, that I appreciate it.
My grandfather only saw a little combat at the end of the Pacific campaign (1945). Unfortunately, he died before he could tell me those stories. My family still has some of his pictures, including one of MacArthur.
Feels bad.
Saturday nights are still decent, at least.
it's funny how they expect people to pay for such channels. If all I wanted to do was watch Cops, I'd go use regular TV.
As you look down the tank line-up, you notice several brightly colored flags fluttering in the breeze. They are attached to the StuG. Yeah, no. "Alright, keep loading the tank, guys." You slide down off the tank to the ground. "Need to go talk some sense into our tank destroyer before they get themselves killed."
You jog down towards the already garishly painted StuG. "Hey. Yeah! HEY! ERWIN!" You call out, getting one of the commanders' attention.
She salutes and crawls down from the top of the StuG's superstructure. She's got a smug grin. "What do you think? When we shoot, they'll know exactly who knocked them out!" She brags, patting the side of the self-propelled gun.
"Yeah, about that..." You start. "Are the flags absolutely necessary?"
She nods. "Absolutely. We've written inspirational phrases on them! What do you think?"
>"Leave the flags for the victory parade- we need stealth today."
>"You know we're planning an ambush, right?"
>"Get rid of them. I don't need inspirational phrases giving away my position."
Yeah, same. One of my grandparents was half chinese, was often used to scout behind enemy lines and get intel. He died before I was born along with my other grandpa who served. (and might have been dishonorably discharged, nobody knows.)
>"Can't gain glory if you are killed first"
My maternal Grandfather was a navyman. I know he was stationed on a destroyer, possibly in the Mediterranean, but beyond that, I don't know anything about him, as he died when I was a little kid.
My paternal grandfather was a (I believe) Master Sergeant in the Air Force back in the 60's.
So, as much as I respect the both of them for serving, I know that feel
>Would Rommel do such a thing?
I added that for added impact.
It seems the nicest way to say it.
Why... Why do they have flags...
T-t-tact
>>"You know we're planning an ambush, right?"
will do. I also have an uncle who was in the air force in ww2 over in the UK to keep the bombers flying, but never flew them himself. and another relative who was one of the few how made it out of the Chosin Resevior. but he passed away years ago.
i still remember the tails they told me.
Seems to be the best way to let them down without seeming like an ass.
>"Is this something Rommel would approve of Erwin?"
We gotta Gaijin it up every now and then though.
Talk her into a cunning rommel-esque trick.
march into battle proudly with the flags, let gloria see.
Remove them and stick them in a bush 50yards away from the StuG as soon as we're set up, they shall be our decoy.
>Three options are nope nope and nope
You know us too well.
Same here. My Grandpa was a part of the IJA through most of the war and man, did he have some scary stories...
My great-grandfather fought in WW1. All I know about him comes from his discharge papers. At least I met my grandfather.
that kind of inspiration will get you killed.
any general worth a damn knows the value of not giving away your movements!
I just have an internet connection and my PS3 for watching shit, both streamed and servered off my desktop.
The IJA? Yeah, he would have some scary stories. They went through hell and back so many times.
that is not a bad idea!
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Also Blackjack's video is narrator by Jet from Cowboy Bebop.
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I vote for this.
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This. This this this this a thousand times this.
Remind her that this could be our Battle of Gazala
I'm changing to this. 'Tis magnificent.
This is good, but they should stick them at least 100m away, 50yds is too close man.
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NIgga, you just went full TACTICAL GENIUS. Seconding.
Backing this up.
>Implying I don't prefer my women to have glasses
It really is, so same
sexy yuzu~
that doesn't work if what we get is better than what we're expecting.
>My Grandpa was a part of the IJA
Same here, maternal grandfather.
Most pacifist man you'd ever meet, and hated talking about the war.
This can be the only possible choice
THISTHISHTISHTISTHISTHISTHIS!
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Absolutely this!
Yeah, this might be PANZER enough to work.
Changing to this. Deleted the earlier vote
The flag trick could work, but the StuG has to be in some really dense shrubbery. The whole thing is painted in garish colors, right? They'd pick that up immediately if they;re not hidden deep enough.
Mmm, bueno
[x] OTHER
Take those flags and stick them in a different spot from where the StuG is actually sitting to act as a decoy.
could they not rig up a trailer which the flags are re-mounted on so that it appears to be the STUG... we could attach it to the IGo if they can make it into town... that way, the STUG can go Hunter-Killer while the IGo draws the enemies attention...
K.I.S.S. Anon, K.I.S.S.
Let's not be too fancy.
They're still trying to get their heads around the idea of 'not giving away your position', after all.
"Erwin. We're going to be setting up an ambush." You say, pinching the bridge of your nose before you realise exactly how you need to phrase this. It really is devious in it's simplicity. "Right, would Rommel put flags on his tanks if he wanted to take the British by surprise?"
She seems taken aback momentarily, but then nods in understanding. "You're right!" She turns and hollars to Saemonza, who's attaching the last flag. "Hey! He says we need to stow the flags!"
She shrugs as she begins unbolting them. "Told you they weren't a good idea." She mutters.
Oryou's head pops up from the hatch. "But I worked all night on them!" She says, hurt.
"I know, keep them in the tank and we'll use them later!" She says and you almost miss a devious grin on her face.
>Check in with Anzu. "Why are you making Miho do the Anglerfish dance?"
>Check in with Miho.
>Prepare for Battle.
>Check in with Anzu. "Okay, what the fuck is the Anglerfish dance?"
SENTOU JUNBII
>Check in with Miho
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What, MC didn't get the glory of coming up with the plan? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
Check on the first years. they are the most likely to panic and abandon their tank in the midst of combat... something which could end up in them getting seriously injured running around a battlefield with high caliber projectiles flying around...
I don't care which. Hell do both one after the other.
Need to do last-minute adjustments to the plan, and see if any details need fine-tuning.
>Check in with Anzu. "What the blueberry fuckmuffins is the Anglerfish Dance?"
>>Check in with Miho.
>>Prepare for Battle.
Check in with our chief and let's get this mobile feast on the move, shall we? `
We can confront Anzu with this later while asking about the paint
As reparations I demand that if at all possible, when/if they pull it off, the MC is eyeing the action from a distance with binoculars and goes: "Erwin you magnificent bastard"
I know we already used that joke once. Twice won't hurt
Rolled 1
Ah, similar here. Grandfather on maternal side. Apparently was a colonel. Ended up eating his horse while in south east asia or something.
06/06/13(Thu)00:00 No.25272545
Anonymous 06/06/13(Thu)00:00 No.25272545
Tanks fall, everyone in the thread dies
He's rolling 1d1, which means that's a crit, not a crit fail.
Lieutenant, who narrowly missed being promoted to Captain and sent off to Manchuria.
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I desperately want this to be true. Because this guy sounds like my kind of chap
Well of course, my grandfather survived Burma. He better damn well have some crits to survive. The only thing he told me about the war was he had to eat his horse when I complained I didn't want eat some food (can't remember what it was, some sort of fish and preserved vegetables from his garden).
He was kind of pissed I was being picky about what I ate
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>Overwhelming support for >>25271570
>Nothing
>No mention of sudden plan
not tanks, but ELEGANCE.
http://youtu.be/8R5NI-IrUU0
>no mention
Did you even read the post?
>She says and you almost miss a devious grin on her face.
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Whoops. Boy I sure do feel like a faggot.
"Also, what the flying fuckcakes is this "Anglerfish Dance?" And should we have to do it?"
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The OP does as he likes.
>And should we have to do it?
Long answer: Hell no.
BlackJack !!hcUSYLDTxkV 06/06/13(Thu)00:46 No.25273752
As you make your way back towards Black Jack, you see Miho standing in front of her Panzer IV. As you pass, she turns and looks at you. "Do you really think we can win this?" She asks quietly.
"Today?" You shrug. "Maybe? It's their first real taste of combat against real opponents." You look up at Saori and Yukari loading ammunition- Saori clearly giving it her all and seeming to exhaust even the inexhaustable Yukari. "On way or another they're gonna learn just how hard this game is. Did you ever find out what the deal is with this Anglerfish Dance?" You ask, attempting to switch the subject to something a little lighter.
She shakes her head. "When I mentioned it to Saori she got really upset- Hana had a double breakfast this morning she was so worried." She shudders. "Even Yukari refuses to give any details- she just started talking about the range and penetration values of the T-34."
You're actually a bit spooked at this point. Yukari is quite possibly the most gregarious person you know. She literally gives zero damns about anything that isn't tanks- if she won't even talk about the Anglerfish dance... What is Anzu trying to do to these girls?!
>"Well, if things don't fall apart today, we won't have to find out..."
>"I'm going to go have a word with Anzu about this..."
>Ask another crew about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX_iprZsNtg
Let's get to the fight.
MC is curious as hell.
>"Well, if anons don't fall apart next thread, we won't have to find out..."
>>"I'm going to go have a word with Anzu about this..."
Focus on battle ahead not the 'what ifs'
>>"Well, if things don't fall apart today, we won't have to find out..."
Spectral Toothpick 06/06/13(Thu)00:54 No.25273926
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To battle I say
No more confrontations with Anzu please.
>Ask another crew about it.(Mako)(Saki)
Both are natives. They'll know it.
>All this discussion about Grandfathers in WWII
>Maternal Grandfather
Worked supply and liaison. Deliberately misfiled things so he was indispensable and couldn't be sent overseas. This is good because he would have died. After the war stole everything that wasn't nailed down. Probably some stuff that was too.
>Paternal Grandfather
Honor Guard at Arlington National Cemetery. So he could pitch for the Marines. This is good because he would have wound up in a high risk job (Award winning trap shooter, could see .30 caliber holes at 350 yards with his naked eye)
>tfw you have no war stories to tell.
Fuck that, we in Morrowind now. Time to fly.
>other: shake head, load up and roll out. lets get this fight over with.
Lets just keep our heads in the game.
I just had a thought...
Maybe Anzu wouldn't be so much of a bitch if there was a man in her life?
As commander of Blackjack, I believe it is our duty to take the hits for the rest of the team. Even if there are Better Girls that we will sacrifice having a chance with...
Also, I bet Anzu has a damned good side hidden under that boisterous personality..
> inb4 people dislike my idea.
And I'm fine with that. It's just food for thought.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KuStsFW4EmQ#t=45s
True this. Don't pull another forest rush, m'kay guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhCawaVdnfI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhCawaVdnfI
"We squished a bug."
If anything, it's Momo that needs a man in her life. Anzu is fine, stress nothwithstanding. Momo is in dire need of a stress reliever.
I'm not saying we should though. Just pointing it out. It's because I'm a Mihofag. Sue me.
Awesome movie.
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Jesus christ... You were right...
Look what just got posted in /a/
>>>/a/86994316
Urge to hug Momo, rising
That is the most disgusting cake I've ever seen.
>Dat tiger manual
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>>25273236 and >>25273387 here. I lost faith, then re-read the post and regained faith. Yes, I did miss her devious smile.
I do have one question for you Blackjack - I'd assume the whole paint-thing and threatening to quit and whatnot is going to be favorably resolved. But if it isn't, if anon pitches another bout of fits, if the majority of the thread decided "Fuckit, let's go sign up with Saunders" - Would you?
>mfw at this very moment in time, 69 years ago, the allied armies were hurling themselves at fortress europe
i have a sudden urge to watch band of brothers and saving private ryan now
Do it. At least the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan. The second scene, rather.
Seconding this, Omaha Beach is worth the entire damn movie.
"Well, just keep your crew focused." You sat, patting her on the back. "We're gonna win this fight- it won't be pretty, it won't be elegant, but we've got it. Alright?" You say, trying to encourage the girl. "Alright?" You repeat.
She nods. "Right." She affirms, steeling her face. "We're going to win."
"Make sure your crew knows it." You say. "Make sure everyone knows it. We're going to win today and we're never going to hear about the Anglerfish Dance again. Unless some other poor sod is doing it." You say with a big grin.
That's the neat thing about confidence- it doesn't matter how much you have so much as how much everyone else thinks you have. You know just how thin your chances are- underperforming tanks, inexperienced and unpracticed crews and a class President who seems desperate to destroy what little confidence these girls had left.
Miho knows too, but the rest of the team is looking at both of you, so you'll have to put on a brave face and lie to their faces- they are unstoppable warriors and nothing can defeat them.
You check your watch as you get back to Black Jack- the rest of the ammunition has been loaded, the turret has been reversed and the gun locked. "Alright, mount up. We've gotta be at the loading dock in fifteen." You yell, climbing up onto the tank. All down the line, the other crews are doing the same.
You adjust your jacket, plug in your headset as the engine rumbles to life. "Richard, roll out."
Either gonna watch Band of Brothers or play the Neptune mission of Medal of Honor: Airborne.
can we blast http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBYzMRhOTCw while driving?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQIml1MpxfQ&hd=1 Pretending this is playing on the PA
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>Airborne
Muh nigga
I loved that game, until it busted out those bullshit bullet sponge guys in the later levels. That shit does not fit with the rest of the game.
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Those fuckers.
I DESPISE when games that otherwise maintain a veneer (as thin as it may be) of realism decide to throw that shit at you. I feel the same way about those fucks in bomb disposal suits with LMGs that are all the rage these days.
>Medal of Honor: Airborne.
>a class President who seems desperate to destroy what little confidence these girls had left.
You know when I read it I got the urge to choke a bitch and I'm usually rather reasonable such things but this just too far.
More like, Anzu needs a good public spanking across our knees.
Of course, it's our solemn duty to give it to her if you insist.
Then we can run off with Yukari and get married.
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Remember the fucking Doom fortress full of them and the Panzershrek dudes?
Oh god, not Der Flakturm. I have nightmares of that shit. Although the one bridge was very annoying. I tried being all tactical for about 20 lives, but I died every time to panzershreks. So I'm like fuck it, Banzai. And I make it to the end of the level without a scratch. What the fuck?
I'd actually like at some point to bring up all the crap she's doing with whatsherface that recruited us, and see about having the school either remove Anzu from the council, or censure her.
At the very least, have the school officials/alumni chew her out a little regarding her missteps.
Oh boy, the Anzu prosecution squad is back.
New Thread! 06/06/13(Thu)01:58 No.25275125
New Thread! BlackJack !!hcUSYLDTxkV 06/06/13(Thu)01:58 No.25275125
New thread!
The rockets take so long to hit you, running at them is actually the best move
Seriously? What was your load-out? I packed a BAR and the Springfield for that run. When it got to the final Tiger, just switched out the Spring for a nearby Panzerschreck.
am i the only who who played airborne with german weapons only and pretended i was a fallschirmjager?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mwJaQCf6to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrJAwCBbnuc
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