And when he licked his lips and his face looked like this and literally every single part of him looked 100% flawless.
When his beard hair was almost as long as his face hair and you couldn't decide which strand to stare at the longest.
Whenever he couldn't stop touching his own perfect jawline.
And when he and his eyes and his eyebrows posed with the luckiest lizard on earth.
When he posed next to the luckiest baby on the planet.
If you're just waking up from a six-year slumber, it's 2013, and there's a new ringleader in town when it comes to fashion and writing and fashion writing.
"Sixteen Candles" Turns 30 -- Whatever Happened to Jake Ryan?!
It seems that every time I get to the end of a project, I find stuff that renders beautifully in regular browsers, but end up looking like crap in IE.
... misuse of the word "literally," I am literally expecting someone to blast their fancy Beverly Hills rental house into a pile of smoldering toothpicks.
Except, you know, nowhere near as hot.
Of course, that what it sounds like, but it's also Jim's reputation. Smoldering violence.
"Uh, guys, the mission's been over for like a month ..."