evidence: Things Albert Einstein Never Said — and Who Actually Did "People Misquote Me on the Internet Constantly. It’s Totally Annoying. Please Cut That Shit Out." — Albert Einstein Albert Einstein is one of the most frequently misquoted figures in history. It’s easy to understand why from a PR standpoint. Attributing a quote to Einstein ensures automatic respectability. After all, Einstein has already earned his sterling rep. Joe Blow’s ideas are not going to be accepted as readily or uncritically. [...] Often seen on posters with smiling full moons and gender-neutral woodland sprites, it sounds decidedly un-Einstein and a lot more like Jerry Garcia if just add a "man" at the end. But it’s true our pal Al did express a similar sentiment…