evidence: It’s called going to work." – Stephen Colbert - "Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas." – Paula Poundstone - " "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." Charlie McCarthy - "They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money except by working for it." – Joseph Addison - "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak." – Steven Wright - "Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing." Michael Scott, ‘The Office’