evidence: If you’ve been following Hey Alma’s coverage of the upcoming "Barbie" movie, you know that the film is not wanting for fabulous Jewish actors. Hari Nef, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Ana Cruz Kayne, Rhea Perlman and maybe even Barbie’s Jewish inventor, Ruth Handler are among the ensemble cast of Barbies, Kens and humans. However, in a recent interview, director Greta Gerwig revealed that Timothée Chalamet was almost in "Barbie." [...] On the one hand, there doesn’t seem to be any harm done with this cut. "Barbie" is still shaping up to be the movie of the summer sans Ronan and Chalamet. Yet, on the other hand, there’s been catastrophic harm done to me, personally. Forget "Dune and "Wonka." (Seriously, what is the "Wonka" trailer?!) As a rabid consumer of Jewish pop culture, I am bereft to miss out on seeing the biggest Jewish heartthrob of our generation grease up his tiny abs and become "just Ken."