evidence: * ''My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers." —Jimmy Carter * "When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'present' or 'not guilty.'" —Teddy Roosevelt * ''In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.'' —John Adams * "Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening." —Bill Clinton * "If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?" —Abraham Lincoln