evidence: Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples’ liberty’s teeth. The "Liberty Teeth" Speech by "George Washington" [...] This quotation, sometimes called the "liberty teeth" quote, appears nowhere in Washington’s papers or speeches, and contains several historical anachronisms: the reference to "prarie wagon" in an America which had yet to even begin settling the Great Plains (which were owned by France at the time), the reference to "the Pilgrims" which implies a modern historical perspective, and particularly the attempt by "Washington" to defend the utility of firearms (by_use_of_statistics!) to an audience which would have used firearms in their daily lives to obtain food, defend against hostile Indians, and which had only recently won a war for independence. The "99 99/100 percent" is also an odd phrase for 18th century America, which tended not to use fractional percentages.