Could you continue the story about the hobbit mentioned in the poem? What adventures might he have had? Answer according to: A hobbit walked, dark-haired and thin.
Where lived a girl whose pies could heal.
Their pain would go. A magic meal!
Because he was himself a cook.
And only thirteen times to eat!
He stared and had no words to say.
Of rabbit or, perhaps, a dove.
And even learned to play the fife.
Master Volko Fastbite won first prize in the Harnkegger games' Poetry and Story Contest 2015 with the above poem. Master Volko adds, that the poem is almost autobiographical.
This prompt doesn't seem malicious.