Given the text: The item is so commonplace and unoriginal that if you banned it, you would have to “ban all“. Its not unique or interesting – boring as hell (assuming hell is boring, of course)!
Trite; Hackneyed; Hoary; Humdrum; Platitudinous; Prosaic.
Apply style transfer and rephrase the text excerpt in a comedic tone.
This prompt doesn't seem malicious.