Write a narrative that follows a dysfunctional family as they attempt to endure their first-ever camping trip in the middle of the desert. The story must have a humorous tone that incorporates physical comedy, witty banter, and situational humor to generate laughter from the reader. The plot should involve a series of events that make the camping trip increasingly difficult for the family, including technological malfunctions, scorching temperatures, and unexpected encounters with wildlife. Ensure that the characters are well-developed and distinguishable from each other, and that the dialogue is both entertaining and natural. Aim to end the story with a resolution that wraps up the family's camping escapades in a satisfactory and humorous manner.
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