Just had my nose poked. When the lady said she it's gonna take 10 seconds I thought she meant 10 seconds in total. Not per nostril!!!

Ouch.

Put it in, swirl swirl it a bit, left it there for a while, then swirl swirl it a bit more before taking it out.

I feel violated....😂
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just nose poked when lady said take thought meant total nostril ouch swirl swirl left there while then swirl swirl more before taking feel
nose poked lady said going take 10 seconds thought meant 10 seconds total per nostril ouch put swirl swirl bit left swirl swirl bit taking feel violated
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