article_snippet: (CNN)There was a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
article_snippet: Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
article_snippet: Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
article_snippet: Chuck Norris is celebrating Chuck Norris 75th birthday -- but the calendar is only allowed to turn 39.
article_snippet: Because maybe YOU can't beat time, but Chuck Norris can beat anything.
highlights_snippet: Tuesday is Chuck Norris' 75th birthday .
  