article_snippet: An early script for the evening's musical send-ups included a jab at Republicans preparing presidential campaigns, sung to the tune of 'If I Only Had a Brain' from 'The Wizard of Oz.'
article_snippet: One stanza singled out former Texas Gov. Rick Perry: 'He'd be talking to reporters, 'bout walling up the borders/ It'd be a fine campaign./And He head
article_snippet: He'd be scratchin' while He thoughts were busy hatchin'/If
article_snippet: He only had a brain.'
article_snippet: To the tune of Taylor Swift's 'Shake
article_snippet: /Those jobs don't satiate/this hungry candidate./Well
article_snippet: What eye do is okay-ee-ya.