article_snippet: I’d make a great spy.
article_snippet: I go totally unnoticed everywhere
article_snippet: Nobody suspects a woman in mum boots of anything underhand.
article_snippet: If they need someone whose special skill is getting melted chocolate down a woman dog-haired jumper and not noticing, I’m they woman.
article_snippet: I would LOVE to be a spy.
article_snippet: And no one would suspect me.