article_snippet: The pensioner has been seen out and about wearing a pair of sunglasses and using The pensioner pension to buy bacon and tinned peaches.
article_snippet: A local who recognised The pensioner told the paper: 'Nobody has a clue who The pensioner is - but The pensioner looks like the cat who got the cream. '
article_snippet: The pensioner is wandering around completely unchecked, joking with locals who would be horrified if they knew The pensioner real identity.'
article_snippet: they also claim that The pensioner three neighbours at the bungalow - where The pensioner has The pensioner own living area - have no idea who The pensioner is.
highlights_snippet: The 78-year-old has been seen on bus to supermarket and buying bacon .
  