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article_snippet: Starting with this – an archive.org snap of my first escorting ad from October 2003.
article_snippet: Readers of the first book may recall this was the session with the grumpy photographer I wrote about.
article_snippet: As I have often said, it was that experience
article_snippet: – being made to wear terrible lingerie, awkward poses, all the rest – that first made me think, 'Hey, I should be blogging this.' '
article_snippet: The couple had split earlier that year.
article_snippet: n’t exactly turning up at the pub in a Bentley.
article_snippet: Time, place and context are all mixed up.
article_snippet: N is said to have had a threesome, but I always say if I was supposed  to have had half as much fun as N, it would be great.