article_snippet: Indeed, I bet most of us, when us read the Mail, discreetly did some thumbwork to try to work out what 5.16 in looks like, and then had a rough gander below decks to see how us fared by comparison.
article_snippet: Wide as a beer can, apparently.
article_snippet: Yes, mate, between your legs!
article_snippet: Did We size up one another in the communal showers?
article_snippet: Mind you, I have always been short-sighted and in showers you naturally have to remove your spectacles.
article_snippet: If I had been interested in seeing how Sproggins Minor measured up, then I would have had to peer down quite close for a proper gawp, and I’m not sure that would have been appreciated.
article_snippet: For all I know, Sproggins Minor is now running a bank and earning millions of pounds a year — a big player one way or another.