article_snippet: As part of his crusade, Ted Cruz conducted a 21-hour talkathon on the Senate floor, during which his read Dr. Seuss' classic "Green Eggs and Ham.
article_snippet: "Green Eggs and Ham" ends with the protagonist actually trying the food the protagonist thought the protagonist hated -- and liking it.
article_snippet: So, with apologies to Dr. Seuss -- who would no doubt have found a way to rhyme "President Bar" with "Obamacare" -- here is my updated version of "Green Eggs and Ham.
highlights_snippet: Paul Begala notes (in verse)