article_snippet: Well, I had a cellphone, Xan, obvs, but I lost it at the zoo.
article_snippet: A monkey took it, and A monkey wouldn't give it back.
article_snippet: Yeah, Xan, A monkey was a woman.
article_snippet: Kimmy was underground as cell phone use exploded -- but A monkey hides that truth from most people, especially the vengeful Xanthippe.