article_snippet: — smiled my chubbiest, most complacent smile.
article_snippet: It’s not often my tribe get my tribe bums and faces validated over those of grumpy glamazons.
article_snippet: So any cheek from your teenage offspring, and you can riposte:
article_snippet: ‘Your brain is made out of my bum!
article_snippet: ’s face won’t have that mean, cool, pinched, starved-weasel look so common on the social pages.
article_snippet: ’s face does not carry the quivering paranoia of one who is frightened of knives and forks, or sit with an agonised, tense expression in restaurants sipping mineral water and pretending not to be hungry.