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article_snippet: Overblown descriptive language .
article_snippet: But what if you were presented with homemade chicken goujuns in a sesame seed crumb dusted with paprika powder and Himalayan sea salt?
article_snippet: Sauce is now jus or froth, potatoes are 'lightly crushed' and salad dressing is 'tenderly forked through'.