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article_snippet: No carb is safe,’ 68-year-old Bergen joshes.
article_snippet: We all know perfectly well when we are ladling on the lard in the wrong places: if sensible, we take action.
article_snippet: It can be very annoying for cautious eaters to see these lucky freaks piling into the pies with no apparent effect.