article_snippet: (CNN)There seems to be an ever-growing list of people, places and things that will turn you gay.
article_snippet: Maybe we should think of these as the brigade of evil, homosexual nouns.
article_snippet: There were the Teletubbies and SpongeBob SquarePants a decade ago.
article_snippet: Among the homo nouns, there's the Common Core, according to a Florida lawmaker (education policy is super gay, obviously); Taylor Swift, who an op-ed writer for The Christian Post, Larry Tomczak, claims is being used by Ellen DeGeneres to "attract young girls" to Ellen DeGeneres show (uh-huh); the Disney princess movie "Frozen," according to radio hosts in Colorado (that dress!); and now, according to a potential 2016 Republican presidential contender, Ben Carson, there's prison.
article_snippet: Stay away from crime, kids.
article_snippet: I woke up one day and was like, huh, you know what would really mix It up this winter?
article_snippet: Dating dudes instead of ladies.