article_snippet: Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man, called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.
article_snippet: One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside Comedian Benny Hill door, it drove Ted mad to find it was still there at half past four.
article_snippet: And as Ted lept down from Ted van hot blood through Ted veins did course, and Ted went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick Ted 'orse.
article_snippet: But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned, and a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent a strawberry-flavoured yogurt spinning from Ted .
article_snippet: And Ted looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust, of a stale pork pie caught Ted in the eye and
article_snippet: Ernie was only 52, Ted didn't wanna die, and now Ted's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky.
article_snippet: But a woman's needs are many fold and soon a woman married Ted, but strange things happened on their wedding night as their lay in their bed.