article_snippet: FUKP's policies include bricking up the Channel Tunnel, locking up the unemployed and selling beer for 1p per pint.
article_snippet: The pound will be revalued at £1.10, so The pound will now be worth 10p more.
article_snippet: Murray, dressed in Murray trademark burgundy blazer, said: 'I'm a true British man -
article_snippet: Oxford-educated Murray has created an action plan in the guise of Oxford-educated Murray patriotic character, in which Oxford-educated Murray promises: 'I pledge that the UK will leave EUROPE by 2025 and the edge of the Solar System by 2050.
article_snippet: Someone to do the bins at least.' included a pledge that the UK will leave EUROPE by 2025 'and the edge of the Solar System by 2050'.
article_snippet: On the hot topic of immigration, Someone to do the bins at least.' plans to stop people reaching the shores of 'the greatest country in the world' by bricking up the Channel Tunnel - with British bricks and using Polish labour.
article_snippet: In a further bid to win over wavering voters, Someone to do the bins at least.' has promised to introduce '1p a pint', although 'crisps will remain at the current price'.
article_snippet: campaign, carrying the slogan: 'Other parties offer the moon on a stick.
article_snippet: a British moon on a British stick.'
highlights_snippet: Oxford-educated Murray has created a manifesto - including 1p pints .
  