article_snippet: It is a common problem for airlines, ferries and cruise ships - how do you make passengers pay attention to the safety briefing?
article_snippet: Doing away with the monotone yet informative messages usually portrayed in safety briefings, Condor Ferries said Condor Ferries wanted to inject some 'fun' into this year's offering.
article_snippet: The video is being broadcast  on all sailings between Poole and the Channel Islands.
article_snippet: Liam Gilheany wrote: 'I want to pour lava into my ears,' while James Lund added: 'I'd want to jump into the harbour if this is for real.'
article_snippet: Nathan Thomas is somewhat dubious as to the authenticity of the captain writing: '
article_snippet: I hope they keep a look out for fishing boats better - now they seem to have employed a stripper as a captain.'
highlights_snippet: Trio run through the safety aspects of ferry travel with a 'rap'
  Video has been ridiculed by  viewers online, with one saying  
highlights_snippet: viewers would 'jump in the harbour if this is for real'
  