article_snippet: God, it’s as big as my thigh!
article_snippet: I’ve got a bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau!
article_snippet: That first night – terrible things!
article_snippet: Especially the first time.
article_snippet: But I don’t like the effect on my body.
article_snippet: I have to learn things ahead of time now, which I’ve never had to do in my life.