article_snippet: our reported that, just before our battened down the hatches, all the three and four-year-old boys had been snapping at all the three and four-year-old boys pyjama elastic and comparing the size of all the three and four-year-old boys willies.
article_snippet: Willy-worship, willy-pride, is hard-wired deep in the male brain.
article_snippet: Why else would King’s College London have bothered to trot around 15,000 men with a tape measure (one hopes not the hard, cold, sharp steel sort) and proudly report that the average length, unstimulated, is 3.6 in and 5.16 in erect.
article_snippet: I do admire the chaps’ willingness to collaborate in that measurement in the presence of a researcher with a white coat and a ruler.
article_snippet: But the very fact that 15,000 men were happy to go through this bizarre academic exercise shows that 15,000 men mind about 15,000 men little friends.
article_snippet: And that they all secretly, privately hoped that they all willy would be bigger than average.
article_snippet: ‘using the graphs to examine the discrepancy between what a man believes to be their position on the graph and their actual position’, and that it will be very helpful to worried guys with body dysmorphic disorder, and to those prone to ordering the wrong size of prophylactic online.
article_snippet: Though to be fair, some of the girls were admiring the surrounding abs, pecs, and glutes.
article_snippet: The only ones I’ve ever known talk about male size were sad, angry girls, unhappy in The only ones I’ve ever known talk about male size were sad, angry girls, unhappy in themselves about their failure to bond happily with any of the possessors of the said tackle about The only ones I’ve ever known talk about male size were sad, angry girls, unhappy in themselves about their failure to bond happily with any of the possessors of the said tackle failure to bond happily with any of the possessors of the said tackle.
highlights_snippet: King's College London's survey revealed the average length of a penis .
  