article_snippet: It's as if we're assembled at "The Flyover Wonder Bread Factory," devoid of color or depth.
article_snippet: That is so bland, Danny.
article_snippet: I admit, I didn't get it, until I thought more about it.
article_snippet: It's not being recognized.
article_snippet: it's not trying to make it look better than it is.
article_snippet: So stop asking me if I've ever gone "cow tipping.