article_snippet: Your eye is twitching like an overly caffeinated college student sitting behind a pretty girl in lecture hall, twirling an overly caffeinated college student sitting behind a pretty girl in lecture hall pencil and hoping to catch a whiff of her lovely shining hair.
article_snippet: You type "eye twitch" into Google and come up with a really rad website that explains that this newfound spasm is actually an indication that your third eye is fixing to open, revealing to you wonders untold.