article_snippet.sent: again at 6.45am when they mates left, Gransbury decided after writing a list of pros and cons that the mostly-reformed dudes, who Gransbury fears could crush Gransbury 'between their shoulder blades' as 'their seem to be a gang', deserved to be rewarded.
article_snippet.sent: The note, which was posted on Gransbury blog and on the Mamamia site, began with thanking the less-noisy neighbours for a quieter week and although their voices woke Gransbury on Sunday Gransbury was grateful there wasn't the 'bass guitar song' interrupting Gransbury dreams about Prince Harry. '
article_snippet.sent: Last but certainly not least - Gransbury threw in some salt and vinegar chips because Gransbury wanted to share Gransbury favourite things with Gransbury dear neighbours.
article_snippet.sent: Gransbury signed off by saying Gransbury hoped they got a giggle out of Gransbury note instead of being insulted and throwing a hand grenade over Gransbury fence.
article_snippet.sent: After Gransbury was woken by they voices on Sunday morning, Gransbury wrote pros and cons about the incident - Derpa is in reference to the man Gransbury used to regularly hear who sounded like he was constantly yelling 'derpa
article_snippet.sent: Gransbury posted the letter on Gransbury blog with the precursor: 'So if you never hear from Gransbury again, I've been kidnapped and forcibly trapped in my neighbours' sound system.'
article_snippet.sent: Gransbury said " Gransbury wanted to yell out to international flight passengers, and parents of infants at 5am but wouldn't have been heard over the revving of international flight passengers, and parents of infants friend's engine of international flight passengers, and parents of infants 'sh*thouse fancy ute.' 'international flight passengers, and parents of infants were then reversing down your driveway for so long and with such difficulty, that I am worried that the man behind the wheel was: A) drink driving B) not sure how to drive C) brain damaged D) actually a potato.'
article_snippet.sent: I'm not sure if it's you, or perhaps a friend, but one man seemed to contribute to the party by yelling 'derpa, derpa, derpa, derpa' at the top of one man lungs.
article_snippet.sent: Gransbury said Gransbury bought this card because 'Shut The F**k Up' was not available in a large size .