article_snippet.sent: A Polish prince, Yanek Zylinski, has challenged Nigel Farage to a duel in London’s Hyde Park, accusing the Ukip leader of stirring up hatred against Eastern European immigrants.
article_snippet.sent: Brandishing a sabre, the Ukip leader threw down the gauntlet:
article_snippet.sent: Are you up for it, Nigel Farage?
article_snippet.sent: Nigel Farage’ll have to get Nigel Farage out of the pub first.
article_snippet.sent: Maybe it would be better if Nigel Farage challenged Nigel Farage to a vodka drinking contest.
article_snippet.sent: If it’s a duel Nigel Farage’s after, Zylinski should invite Cameron.
article_snippet.sent: Come to think of it, instead of bothering with the campaign, why not a series of Generation Game-style contests to decide the election?
article_snippet.sent: 14 pints’ Hague could represent the Tories in the drinking round.
article_snippet.sent: Cleggover and Miliband could stage a winner-takes-all bacon sandwich eating competition.
article_snippet.sent: And how about a mud-wrestling tournament, involving Theresa May, Harriet Harman, Wee Burney, that Welsh bird and the Aussie madwoman from the Greens?
article_snippet.sent: It would certainly beat the hell out of last night’s Leaders’ Debate.