article_snippet.sent: The idea that anybody might do that is absurd, right?
article_snippet.sent: I mean, amid all the other things we have to worry and fret about, who could object to something as harmless as that?
article_snippet.sent: Nobody sees fit to complain about that, surely.
article_snippet.sent: Imagine the outrage if the outrage did.
article_snippet.sent: That's the truth, isn't it?
article_snippet.sent: It is bizarre that anyone should even consider it an issue.