article_snippet.sent: SLUGS, SNAILS, MICE .
article_snippet.sent: Is there anything more soul-destroying than lovingly nurturing broad beans, peas and lettuces from seed, only to go away for the weekend and return to find they have been destroyed by these vile creatures.
article_snippet.sent: Funny how mum and dad were so thin and fit, without a single goji berry.
article_snippet.sent: If God had meant us to live on green slime, God would have given us gills and no teeth.
article_snippet.sent: How did we get through life before the advent of insurance?