article_snippet.sent: Last week I went to sign Dogs up for welfare.
article_snippet.sent: At first his daughter said, 'Dogs are not elgible to draw welfare.'
article_snippet.sent: So I explained to his daughter that Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clues who Dogs Daddies are. 
article_snippet.sent: Dogs expect me to feed my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clues who their Daddies are, provide my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clues who their Daddies are with housing and medical care.
article_snippet.sent: Dogs get Dogs first checks Friday.
article_snippet.sent: it then closes by saying; 'the hospital said, 'Crimestoppers,"' In another, Mudd writes to Twitter about getting Mudd dogs on welfare as welfare 'are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clues who their Daddies are.'
article_snippet.sent: Mudd adds; 'their Daddies expect me to feed their Daddies, provide their Daddies with housing and medical care.'
article_snippet.sent: Mudd then says at this point the worker went to see if Mudd dogs qualified for Welfare. '
article_snippet.sent: his dogs get his dogs first checks Friday,' Mudd wrote after that. '