article_snippet.sent: Every night these simpering females appear on local TV news bulletins, posing pertly in front of a map of Britain in very high heels, and totally inappropriate cocktail frocks, waving perfectly manicured hands around.
article_snippet.sent: WHO THINK THEY’RE PICASSO .
article_snippet.sent: Too many chefs fiddle with a decent meal and turn THEY’RE PICASSO into something that artist Tracey Emin would be proud of.
article_snippet.sent: I heard a radio reporter speak about Nigerians
article_snippet.sent: Tory grandee Ken Clarke is a huge fan.
article_snippet.sent: BAD IMPERSONATORS OF ME .
article_snippet.sent: About once a month, a member of the public comes up to ME and announces that their teenage daughter does a really good impersonation of ME and is thinking of a career on telly.
article_snippet.sent: Being confronted by an embarrassed 16-year-old with ginger hair attempting to mimic my accent is not remotely entertaining!