You pay five cents to have your name embroidered in a corner , ten cents to have it in the centre , and a quarter if you want it left off altogether . -LRB- CECILY , INDIGNANTLY : -- `` That is n't the way at all . '' -RRB- ADS . WANTED -- A remedy to make a fat boy thin . Address , `` Patient Sufferer , care of Our Magazine . '' -LRB- FELIX , SOURLY : -- `` Sara Ray never got that up . I 'll bet it was Dan . He 'd better stick to his own department . '' -RRB- HOUSEHOLD DEPARTMENT Mrs. Alexander King killed all her geese the twentieth of December . We all helped pick them . We had one Christmas Day and will have one every fortnight the rest of the winter . The bread was sour last week because mother would n't take my advice . I told her it was too warm for it in the corner behind the stove . Miss Felicity King invented a new recete for date cookies recently , which everybody said were excelent . I am not going to publish it though , because I do n't want other people to find it out . ANXIOUS INQUIRER : -- If you want to remove inkstains place the stain over steam and apply salt and lemon juice . If it was Dan who sent this question in I 'd advise him to stop wiping his pen on his shirt sleeves and then he would n't have so many stains . FELICITY KING . ETIQUETTE DEPARTMENT F-l-x : -- Yes , you should offer your arm to a lady when seeing her home , but do n't keep her standing too long at the gate while you say good night . -LRB- FELIX , ENRAGED : -- `` I never asked such a question . '' -RRB-
C-c-l-y : -- No , it is not polite XXXXX use `` Holy Moses '' or `` dodgasted '' in ordinary conversation .
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