She is really our great-aunt . We have never seen her but we are told she is very deaf and does not like children . So Aunt Janet says we must make ourselves scarece when she comes . Miss Cecily King has undertaken to fill with names a square of the missionary quilt which the Mission Band is making . You pay five cents to have your name embroidered in a corner , ten cents to have it in the centre , and a quarter if you want it left off altogether . -LRB- CECILY , INDIGNANTLY : -- `` That is n't the way at all . '' -RRB- ADS . WANTED -- A remedy to make a fat boy thin . Address , `` Patient Sufferer , care of Our Magazine . '' -LRB- FELIX , SOURLY : -- `` Sara Ray never got that up . I 'll bet it was Dan . He 'd better stick to his own department . '' -RRB- HOUSEHOLD DEPARTMENT Mrs. Alexander King killed all her geese the twentieth of December . We all helped pick them . We had one Christmas Day and will have one every fortnight the rest of the winter . The bread was sour last week because mother would n't take my advice . I told her it was too warm for it in the corner behind the stove . Miss Felicity King invented a new recete for date cookies recently , which everybody said were excelent . I am not going to publish it though , because I do n't want other people to find it out . ANXIOUS INQUIRER : -- If you want to remove inkstains place the stain over steam and apply salt and lemon juice .
If it was Dan who sent this question in I 'd advise him XXXXX stop wiping his pen on his shirt sleeves and then he would n't have so many stains .
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