They have been dead a good while . He was a very famous man . FELICITY KING . -LRB- PETER , MODESTLY : `` I do n't know much about Shakespeare myself but I 've got a book of his plays that belonged to my Aunt Jane , and I guess I 'll have to tackle him as soon as I finish with the Bible . '' -RRB- THE STORY OF AN ELOPEMENT FROM CHURCH This is a true story . It happened in Markdale to an uncle of my mothers . He wanted to marry Miss Jemima Parr . Felicity says Jemima is not a romantic name for a heroin of a story but I cant help it in this case because it is a true story and her name realy was Jemima . My mothers uncle was named Thomas Taylor . He was poor at that time and so the father of Miss Jemima Parr did not want him for a soninlaw and told him he was not to come near the house or he would set the dog on him . Miss Jemima Parr was very pretty and my mothers uncle Thomas was just crazy about her and she wanted him too . She cried almost every night after her father forbid him to come to the house except the nights she had to sleep or she would have died . And she was so frightened he might try to come for all and get tore up by the dog and it was a bull-dog too that would never let go . But mothers uncle Thomas was too cute for that . He waited till one day there was preaching in the Markdale church in the middle of the week because it was sacrament time and Miss Jemima Parr and her family all went because her father was an elder . My mothers uncle Thomas went too and set in the pew just behind Miss Jemima Parrs family . When they all bowed their heads at prayer time Miss Jemima Parr didnt but set bolt uprite and my mothers uncle Thomas bent over and wispered in her ear . I dont know what he said so I cant right it but Miss Jemima Parr blushed that is turned red and nodded her head . Perhaps some people may think that my mothers uncle Thomas shouldent of wispered at prayer time in church but you must remember that Miss Jemima Parrs father had thretened to set the dog on him and that was hard lines when he was a respektable young man though not rich . Well when they were singing the last sam my mothers uncle Thomas got up and went out very quitely and as soon as church was out Miss Jemima Parr walked out too real quick .
Her family never suspekted anything and they hung round talking to folks and shaking hands while Miss Jemima Parr and my mothers uncle XXXXX were eloping outside .
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