Now , what departments will we have ? We must make it as much like a real newspaper as we can . '' `` Well , we ought to have an etiquette department , then , '' said Felicity . `` The Family Guide has one . '' `` Of course we 'll have one , '' I said , `` and Dan will edit it . '' `` Dan ! '' exclaimed Felicity , who had fondly expected to be asked to edit it herself . `` I can run an etiquette column as well as that idiot in the Family Guide , anyhow , '' said Dan defiantly . `` But you ca n't have an etiquette department unless questions are asked . What am I to do if nobody asks any ? '' `` You must make some up , '' said the Story Girl . `` Uncle Roger says that is what the Family Guide man does . He says it is impossible that there can be as many hopeless fools in the world as that column would stand for otherwise . '' `` We want you to edit the household department , Felicity , '' I said , seeing a cloud lowering on that fair lady 's brow . `` Nobody can do that as well as you . Felix will edit the jokes and the Information Bureau , and Cecily must be fashion editor . Yes , you must , Sis . It 's easy as wink . And the Story Girl will attend to the personals . They 're very important .
Anyone can contribute a personal , but the Story Girl is to see there are some in every issue , even if she has to make them up , like XXXXX with the etiquette . ''
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