['Breaking & Entering "Mid-Life Crustacean" [00:37]', 'Stole Secret Krabby Patty Formula & Framed SpongeBob for it Patty Caper. [01:19]', 'Counterfeiting. [03:06]', '4 Animal Cruelty to Jellyfish. [05:30]', 'He Tried to Kill Squidward. [06:55]', 'Dishonorable Mentions. [07:32]']