Several side sketches are interwoven with the police drama . In the first , a commercial for Dead Cat Soap segues into a soap opera spoof , starring Peggy . We learn that Random is rarely home , Peggy is having an affair , and Skip 's ( " Skipper " to his mother ) sexual orientation is a scandal . In the second , Kim Coolzip presents a seductive commercial for liquid meat , which segues into her appearance on a charity fund-raising telethon . The third is the game show , in which Skip Coolzip " gives back " to Native Americans his family 's car , then his father 's squad car ( " the black screamer " ) , and finally , " everything . " He is also assigned , with his sister , to take over the Academy Awards celebration " with these stirring words : ' Eat flaming death , fascist media pigs . ' " The second side of the album , " We 've Lost Our Big Kabloona " , culminates in the hostage situation , on stage during the live broadcast of the Academy Awards . While accepting an award for a police/family drama called " Squat ! , " which stars their parents and seems identical to the show on the first side of the album , Skip and Kim Coolzip reveal a gun . They demand that the President of the United States appear in Hollywood " with a plane full of cash and all those broken treaties , " or they will shoot the nominees one by one in alphabetical order . This sketch was inspired by Sacheen Littlefeather 's appearance at the 1973 Academy Awards
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