In 1999 , Abel appeared in the documentary '' Private Dicks : Men Exposed '' , in which he claimed to be the current holder of the Guinness World Record for the smallest penis . Abel , who initially appeared in the video as " Bruce the musician " ( later versions of the documentary would change this to reflect on Abel being a prankster ) , did not disrobe for the documentary crew and said that he would only do so if they were to have group sex afterwards . Abel stated that " They said no . So I did n't have to take off my shorts . " At the 2000 Republican National Convention in Philadelphia , Abel introduced a campaign to ban all breastfeeding because " it is an incestuous relationship between mother and baby that manifests an oral addiction leading youngsters to smoke , drink and even becoming anti-social . " After 200 interviews over two years , Abel confessed the hoax in '' U.S. News & World Report ''
2000 Republican National Convention
2000 Republican National Convention
Alan Abel