“🎵 I-I-I-buprofen 
It’s how I start my day.
I-I-I-buprofen
Makes the pain go away. 😃
 I-I-I-buprofen’s
Gonna make it all okay!
Tha-a-a-t’s why *I* buy I-buprofen! 🎶”

-Look me in the eye and tell me with a straight face that I shouldn’t have gone into marketing in the 1950s.