I just want to put all the speculation to bed.  When I am Mayor, I will not:
-get eyebrow jobs
-eat pizza with utensils
-try to run for President
-take free airplane upgrades
-live in NJ
-spend your money taking trips to distant gyms
-rush to photo ops at picket lines with an NYPD Escalade while preaching to you about bikes and forcing you to swallow a car-tax
-claim I love cops but protect predators in command

Am I missing anything?