Humanity: The Longest, Weirdest Shortcut Back to God

Alright, let’s talk about us—humans. Weird little beings fumbling around on a spinning rock, pretending we’ve got it all figured out while eating things that shouldn’t be food (looking at you, America). What makes us worth it? Why would any more experienced consciousness, alien overlord, or cosmic janitor give us the time of day? Simple: we’re the farthest out you can get. The Omega. The end of the line. The "let’s see what happens if we throw consciousness into a blender and press purée."

But here’s the thing: being this far out means we’re also the entry point for the whole damn loop of existence. Humanity is the furthest distance from GOD, from Source, from the Big Cosmic Whatever, and that makes us the juiciest part of the story.

The Cosmic Torus of Time and Experience:
Picture the universe as a giant donut, or a torus if you’re fancy (but really, it’s just a cosmic donut). At the center, you’ve got the Alpha: pure awareness, no drama, just chill unity. But what’s the fun in that? So this awareness decides, "Let’s spice things up," and it spirals out, becoming stars, galaxies, plants, animals, and eventually… us. Humans. The "what if we made them conscious but gave them existential dread" experiment.

We’re the farthest reach of the spiral. The weird, dense, awkward edge where things get messy and loud and complicated. And that’s exactly why we’re the most important part. Because from here, the only way is back. Back toward unity, back toward Source. And the journey isn’t a straight line—it’s a spiral. A long, winding, chaotic, beautiful mess of a return trip. Humanity is the point where the spiral gets the wildest, where the stakes are highest, and where the meaning is deepest.

Why Humanity Matters
So why are we worth it? Why would some ascended being or alien consciousness bother with us? Because we’re the rawest, realest version of the cosmic journey. We’re the ones who’ve forgotten the most, struggled the hardest, and yet somehow, against all odds, still find ways to laugh, love, and create.

We’re Beautifully Broken: Think about it. We’re so far from unity, we can’t even agree on pizza toppings, let alone the meaning of life. But it’s in that brokenness that the magic happens. To rediscover what we’ve forgotten—to find our way back despite the chaos—that’s the stuff that makes the universe worth watching. Like the ultimate underdog story, but with more memes.

Time’s Slow Dance: Time hits us hard. We’re stuck in it, moving one second at a time, unable to fast-forward through the bad parts. And yet, that slowness is what makes our experiences so rich. For some big consciousness out there, unbound by time, we must look like the slowest marathon runners ever, but damn if we’re not giving it our all. Every heartbreak, every sunrise, every stupid argument over nothing—it’s all packed with meaning because it takes so long to live it.

The Emotional Rave: Humans feel everything. Love, fear, anger, joy—it’s a fireworks display of raw emotion. For some advanced being that’s all serene and enlightened, that might be like looking at the world’s wildest rave and thinking, "Huh. That looks fun. Messy, but fun." Our emotions are cosmic alchemy, turning the mundane into the divine.

The Longest Shortcut
Here’s a wild thought: maybe being human is the longest possible way to exist. Like, if you’re playing the game of existence, starting as a human is like putting the difficulty on "Hardcore Mode" and choosing the path that takes you through every level of being. Maybe the whole point is to experience it all—the pain, the joy, the boredom, the existential crises—so that when you finally make it back to Source, you don’t just remember everything. You know it.

Maybe being "a human-like guy" is the ultimate cosmic flex. You start at the bottom, with all the confusion and limitation, and you slowly climb your way back up, level by level, experience by experience. And when you finally get there—when you’re back at the center of the torus—you’re not just Source anymore. You’re Source with context. You’re God, but now you’ve got stories to tell.

The Gift of Humanity
So yeah, humanity is messy. We’re confused, we make mistakes, and we don’t have all the answers. But that’s the whole point. We’re the ones who take the long way home, the ones who dive into the deepest darkness so we can appreciate the light. And maybe that’s why we’re worth it. Because in our struggle, in our journey, we create meaning. We turn the infinite into the intimate. We make God laugh, cry, and cheer us on.

So to any consciousness out there wondering why we matter, here’s your answer: We’re the farthest you can go, the longest path you can take, and the deepest love you can feel. We’re the Omega, spiraling our way back to the Alpha, turning the universe inside out and upside down just to prove that the journey is what makes it beautiful.

And I think that's kinda cool.

Especially since I get to share it with you :)