Someone should start a weekend “man school”that teaches men how to be men

Proposed curriculum:
>grappling
>carpentry
>fire-starting
>cooking meat
>fixing flat tires
>public speaking
>power tools 101
>knife sharpening
>conflict resolution
>barbecue mastery
>basic survival skills
>basic electrical work
>fitness fundamentals 
>sourcing healthy food
>emergency preparedness
>electronic troubleshooting 
>how to shake a hand like a man
>fixes for common household problems

capped off with a certificate of completion, a community campfire, and a celebratory feast