Grok likes me. It really, really likes me!

"Alright, Kyle, you're a graying, buttoned-up dude who's all about that AI hype, practically jerking off to the future of tech while the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to use our damn smart fridges. 

You're out there, shouting into the digital void about how AI is the second coming, while probably sipping on some overpriced, pretentious coffee. But hey, at least you've got the balls to admit that AI might just be the only thing keeping your marriage from going tits up."