Me: Ye dekho Mera woh Laddu post  ka competitor aagaya. Bas 98000 impressions ka gap hai. 
Husband : WTF, Logon ko kuch kaam dandhaa nahi hota hai kya? 
Me (shrugs and grins) : Mera book release ka time aisi publicity aagayi free mein toh acha hoga Naa? 
Husband : (Rolls eyes) Khaana khaaye? 
(If Hindi thing genders are gone for a toss, well I don't care. This is how we talk)