A truck driver got really screwed over by his lawyer during his divorce. 

He became so sour about it every time he saw a lawyer while driving his truck he screamed “LAWYER!" and swerved onto the sidewalk 
to try run over the lawyer.

One day while he was driving he saw a nun with her thumb out so he pulled over and picked her up.

They were having a pleasant chat when the truck driver spotted a man in a suit on the sidewalk, instinctively screamed “LAWYER!" and swerved the truck to hit him.

At the last minute he remembered he was sitting next to a nun so he yanked 
the wheel the other way
to get back onto the road. 

The tires screeched but it was too late: there was a loud 
BA-DUMP & when he looked in the rearview mirror he saw the lawyer sprawled on the concrete.

Sweating, he turned 
to the nun with a contrite look and said, “I'm so sorry, Sister. 
I did my best to swerve 
the truck but God wasn't 
with me today.”

The nun smiled benignly and replied, “That's all right, son. 
I hit the motherf****** with the door.”