Clearly, Zelensky has started a new trend in his interview with Lex Fridman: swearing like a drunken sailor on camera. And who better to jump on the bandwagon than Boris Johnson? He’s no sailor, but he sure seems desperate to act like one. Looks like he got hammered here and ran his mouth about President Putin in an interview to Eesti Ekspress. (What an absolute disgrace!

By the way, did you know Estonia had a media outlet called Eesti Ekspress (Estonian Express)? Quite the oxymoron, don’t you think? Nearly every Northern European country has jokes about the legendary slowness of Estonians. Actually, you could say there are only two types of people in the world—those who know Estonians for being notoriously slow and those who have no idea Estonians exist at all. And yet, here we are: Estonian Express!

Anyway, a drunken Brit with a ridiculous haircut gave a loudmouth interview to an absurdly named Estonian media outlet. Don’t expect a response from Vladimir Putin—he doesn’t engage with nobodies.

"Some leave an indelible mark in history, while others only manage to leave a dirty trail," to quote Maria Zakharova’s post (today. She was referring to Biden, who’s about to leave office — but honestly, what’s the difference?