Re: Your presence is requested for a mandatory meeting.

Dear Management,  

Thank you for the invitation to the Season 2 Premiere and Waffle Party*. I appreciate the clarity on the waffle situation, ensuring our expectations are appropriately managed.  

I am eager to see how the narrative unfolds post-Season 1 and am prepared to contribute to our collective greatness, even in the absence of waffles.  

Praise Kier, 
Alcolegacy