Come on, this is awesome! Just imagine you're back in college, and the boys are all around the bar cheering you on with chants of:

"sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip,sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip,sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip,sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip,sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip,sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip,sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip,sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip,sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip,sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip,sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip,sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip...."

And then the lights flicker for last call.  Ah, to be young and wild!