Alright investors, here's your upcoming week in the style of Jim Cramer!

We're facing a lot of turbulence! Last year's U.S. bankruptcies reached new highs, and worries continue. But remember, markets always find a way through! ETFs are holding steady; look at US equity inflows continuing for a 20th straight week – stability is the name of the game.

On the crypto front, Bitcoin might be dancing around the $90K mark with inflows showing optimism despite recent dips from $108K highs. Expect a bounce-back rally based on past patterns! Ethereum and Dogecoin remain key players; watch for savvy investors diving in as social sentiment rises.

Keep an eye on the upcoming FOMC minutes – they can shake things up! Other macro factors like inflation worries may influence crypto and equity markets. Tech world's buzzing with CES innovations, potentially lifting giants like NVIDIA to new highs!

In the expert corner, optimism swirls around Bitcoin's long-term robustness amidst turbulent short-term signals. Look out for Ethereum ETFs to potentially edge into dominance!

Buckle up; it’s going to be a week to watch!