This is sure to reduce the cost of eggs. Remember, Trump ran on “grocery”. It’s a word he started using. I mean who says grocery? Trump made “grocery” a word for people to use. And it means the food and stuff that we eat… like eggs and bacon and Big Macs. 

Why are we talking about Greenland?  I thought we hated green. Our new g word is “grocery” because it’s a word that means food, the the food is too expensive, so Trump promised lower egg prices. Because that’s “grocery”. 

Don’t forget this important new word that Trump started using. And it was something he ran on because it costs too much!

Get back on track! Grocery not Greenland.