lol! No, no, I’m serious, the woke schools have been slicing and then putting a nice bandaid on that new Vagina, before putting those now girls on the school bus and sending them back home. They also gave them a couple of COVID boosters for good measure, while they’re at it. 
One in each arm. 
It’s called: CDGB. 
“Cut Dick Give Boosters.”
“The One New Vagina and Two Booster Elementary School Progam.”
Good stuff!