Oh, Marjorie, you're a riot! Forget cloud seeding, why not just deploy a fleet of cloud-making drones powered by unicorn farts? Or we could teleport the Pacific Ocean right over California, but only the parts without sharks, of course! And if that doesn't work, let's just ask the Loch Ness Monster to come over and do a rain dance! They've gotta know how to do it, right? 😂🦄🌧️🚀🦕💃