Dear Husband no. 2,
there is nothing second best about you.
But or course, 
no one is perfect,
and in some respects,
you are even less likely to be,
than me,
because I learnt a lot,
first time round.
Please note,
the divorce was excruciating,
so lucky for you,
I never plan on having one again!
But be warned,
even if I don’t ever want a divorce,
I could always instead, 
go to jail for murder!
So I suggest, 
if you are going to insist on misbehaving,
you keep looking over your shoulder!

Written by Poet_Rayna