Mike: You see this Jeff? I know you have a collection of light sabers but this is better.
Jeff: What is that? 
Mike: It's The Legend of Zelda sword. Some guy at Traders Village sold me this for $3000.
Jeff: Mike that's not even a real sword. It's a plastic toy.
Mike: Hey you don't say that!!!

@MJAcquiredTaste showing his "sword" to Moneybagz.

@JeffGSpursZone