With the utmost enthusiasm and absolutely no reservations, I wholeheartedly endorse Chandra Arya as the *obvious* choice for the next leader of the Liberal Party. His breathtakingly profound policy positions, delivered with unmatched eloquence, truly set him apart as the paragon of political brilliance. Frankly, no one else even comes close. So please, for the sake of our nation’s future, cast your vote for the one and only Chandra Arya—because, really, who else could possibly compare?