Here are the top 10 facts that show how Canada is totally dependent on the USA:

1. Trade Powerhouse: Canada sends over 70% of its exports to the USA. Think about it, folks. Without us, their economy is toast.

2. Energy Deals: America is their biggest customer for oil and gas. They’re lucky we buy it. We could get it elsewhere if we wanted to.

3. Defense Umbrella: Canada relies on the U.S. for protection. They barely spend on their military. We’re their shield.

4. Tourism Dollars: Americans are the biggest tourists in Canada. Without us visiting, their hotels would be empty. 

5. Supply Chain Mastery: Most of their imports come from the USA. Their grocery stores? Full because of us.

6. Technology Dependence: They depend on American tech giants like Google, Apple, and Microsoft. Without us, no tech boom for them!

7. Cultural Influence: Hollywood dominates in Canada. Canadian TV? Nobody watches. It’s all about American shows, American stars.

8. Banking Ties: Their financial system? Deeply connected to Wall Street. Without us, their banks would struggle big league.

9. Population Movement: So many Canadians dream of living in the U.S. 

10. Border Benefits: Our shared border makes it easy for them to thrive. We don’t need them; they need us. Plain and simple.

Canada’s a great neighbor, but let’s be honest, they’re riding on America’s coattails. Without the U.S., Canada wouldn’t stand a chance. That’s the truth, folks!