Watu wa Rongai what ails you? Ni ujinga ya kuzaliwa ama kuambikizwa? Because you guys mko na uhee ajab! 

Hamtokeangi maandamano. Halafu mnabebwa na nganya za George Ruto. 

Like how thick are you? 

No wonder hata hio barabara yenu haijawai jengwa. Because why build a road for stupid people?