Senators of the Empire, hear me!

I stand at the threshold of a time most bountiful, a season of unparalleled balance, abundance, and triumph.

Fortune herself bends toward me, and I am enriched not in gold alone, but in the treasures of many forms.

Senators, by my decree, I grant myself the right to thrive and prosper. 

Within me lies the power to forge a destiny worthy of the gods. I shall build the most powerful Empire, and our success shall stand as a monument to the greatness we share.

ALL HAIL GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!