Alright, so here it is. After getting absolutely wrecked for like the 100th time, I’m calling it—I'm done with trading memecoins. I legit can’t take it anymore. It’s like a sick joke at this point. Every coin I buy turns to dust the second it hits my wallet, but the second I sell? Oh, suddenly it's on a one-way rocket to the moon and doing 1000x like it’s showing off. I’m sitting here thinking, “Maybe this one’s the play," only for it to tank harder than my hopes and dreams. It’s been fun, sure. Those late nights staring at charts, throwing in my last $50 hoping for the next Pepe—those were the days. But let's be honest, it's just straight-up gambling at this point. I've made some great friends along the way (and lost even more brain cells), but crypto is basically one big scam that we all agreed to call "the future of finance."

Anyway, reality's hit me like a rug pull. I think it’s time to stop kidding myself and just go back to the 9 to 5 grind. At least there, I know my paycheck isn’t going to 0 overnight. It was a wild ride, but my luck’s so bad I feel like my selling is literally what's triggering these pumps. So yeah, I’m out before I accidentally make the next memecoin go parabolic again by selling too soon. Peace.