Recently re-discovered this song. Such a fun one.  Link in reply.  Bring back love songs! 

Short Skirt/Long Jacket - by CAKE

1. 
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

2.
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

(refrain)
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

3.
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machette to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

4.
She is fast and thorough 
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

(refrain)
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

5.
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at Citibank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

6.
She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

(refrain)
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket