LEAKED 🚨, Nawaf Salam’s draft oath of office:

Here's a sarcastic oath of office for Nawaf Salam upon becoming Prime Minister of Lebanon:

"I, Nawaf Salam, do solemnly swear that under my enlightened leadership, Palestine shall be liberated from the shackles of the Zionist enemy, returning to its rightful state of chaos and conflict. I vow to guide Lebanon with the same integrity, transparency, and moral compass demonstrated by Yahya Sinwar in his stewardship of Gaza—turning our beautiful nation into a beacon of resistance, where economic growth is replaced by rocket launches, and education is swapped for indoctrination. May my tenure be as fruitful as a barren desert, ensuring that Lebanon's future is as bright and promising as Gaza's has been under his watchful eye. So help me Allah and Yahya Sinwar’s sacred memory ."