Super proud of my 9yr old:

Son: are you going to apologise?
Dad: &lt;talks&gt;
Son: how is that an apology?
Dad: I love you
Son: that’s not an apology!
Dad: I’m sorry
Son: how are u going to fix it?
Dad: I’ll buy you &lt;xyz&gt;
Son: I don’t want a gift I want you to change your behaviour!