HOLLYWOOD MEETS INVESTING:

Benicio Del Toro: Eccentric, misunderstood, and undervalued. Tanker stocks. 

Margot Robbie: Sky-high valuations post-Barbie and WoWS. A Tesla-like trajectory, sustainability is a Q

Timothée Chalamet: The WeWork of Hollywood. Flashy, trendy, and heavily hyped. 

Johnny Depp: The Dogecoin of Hollywood. Immensely volatile. Fan loyalty defies all logic, fond moments. 

Dennis Villeneuve: A mispriced visionary (Dune), poised for long-term value creation as his assets grow in cultural significance.

Michael Bay: Pure speculation. Loud, flashy, and largely devoid of substance.

Leonardo DiCaprio: Like Mag 7, delivers and delivers — no price too high - appeals to everyone including the haters. 

Scar Jo. $AAPL. Blue chip with mass appeal. 

Steve Buscemi: A quirky REIT. Strange but consistent, delivering solid returns in niche markets.

Christopher Nolan: Sequoia. Consistently delivers S curves and gets in the best deals. 

Christian Bale: Bitcoin. Misunderstood, intense, high octane. 

Brad Pitt: $MSFT. The guy seems incapable of aging. Best at M&A. 

Ashton Kutcher: SoFi. Mostly about presentation and packaging rather than raw talent. Has 1 hit every 4 quarters. 

M Night Shalyman: Softbank. Had an incredible debut, trying to re-chase the initial high. 

Jake Gyllenhaal: The SaaS stock that has potential, and you check in on it from time to time, but never breaks out

Jessica Chastain: $APP. Went from Value to  Growth star after Interstellar. 

Tom Cruise: The Coca-Cola of Hollywood. Steady, reliable, and delivers big even after decades. 

James Franco. FTX. Meteoric rise and fall from grace. 

Keanu Reeves: $PLTR. Hard to justify the valuation, but has a cult following and the vibes are good. 

Mel Gibson: Like Michael Saylor, delivers a performance with religious fervor

Jared Leto: Cathie Wood. ARK Invest has extreme highs and lows. Will leave you euphoric and then depressed. 

Nicole Kidman. LVMH. Classic growth to value transition. 

Tom Hanks: Warren Buffett. Timeless appeal, humility and warmth. 

Adam Driver. Like $NVDA, Started with under-the-radar potential, potential for rapid growth despite skeptics.