After tirelessly scouring through 4 years of Mega Millions winning numbers, I’ve unleashed the ultimate AI & ML machine of statistical sorcery. Picture this:

10 High-Tech Research Nodes working in perfect harmony, crunching numbers from every conceivable angle. These nodes included:

A toaster (for inspiration),
A Roomba (to sweep up irrelevant data),
And a 1998 graphing calculator (just for nostalgia).
Meanwhile, the digital debate was in full swing. ChatGPT and Claude were locked in a heated argument over the frequency distribution, while Alexa and Siri yelled at them both, insisting that the new kid DeepSeek deserved a say in the matter while Grep over on X was saying they were doing it all wrong. 

The chaos was palpable, but progress was undeniable.

Regression Analysis Powered by 5 Trillion TOPS (That’s “Tera-Operations Per Second” for those keeping score at home). This beast channeled its AI-fueled brainpower to come ups with the winning Mega Millions tonight !