Giga Conspiracy. Here me out.

“The powers that be” don’t want young Americans traveling to Asia to visit Moodeng. 

Or flying to Australia to visit Pesto. 

They want them here, making and spending money in America. 

That’s why @GMA mentioned them all together on National TV. 

America needs it’s own cute viral animal. 

So they’re gunna start hyping up a new hippo.

One born in America. Made in America. 

One where Americans can stay in America to visit. 

Cause that’s the American way. 

Today’s the first mention of it.

The question is, will they keep pushing Poppy in the media?

Will I be right?

Or will this be the only mention ever and I wake up with my bags at 0? 😂

Find out next time on dragon ball Z. 😂😂

So American