Sitting at bar in a nice restaurant in Seattle (getting takeout) and just realized that no one here actually knows how to SIT AT THE BAR. 

Three different “couples” are turned to each other (with at least 18” between their heads) talking. Literally, they are turned ~70 degrees and facing each other on their bar stools. 

While they eat. Sideways. 

I feel like I’ve totally lost my mind watching this.