What about the "woke" religious left and so-called Progressive "Christians?" 

They peddle a Christ of their own creation, to reflect their own sensibilities …

While dismissing His plenary authority of Scripture as His written Word.

Then there's the "woke" religious right, TheoBros, "Christian" Nationalists and their ilk.

While they claim to affirm Biblical authority ...

It's seemingly limited to out-of-context interpretations of highly selective proof texts used to support their own ideological agendas, in isolation from all the rest of Scripture.

To be fair, it's not that "Christians" on either the Existential Left or the Angry Right are always wrong.

After all, even broke clocks are right twice a day ...

But only fools would try to use ’em to tell time.