How I Met Santa on Christmas

It was a Moist Christmas Eve, and I was at sweatshop, waiting for something magical to happen.

Suddenly, I grab the blicky as i heard a strange noise coming from outside. I grabbed my double ended dildo and tiptoed toward the sound.

I couldn’t believe it. standing there was a smooth man in a red suit, holding the reins to a sleigh pulled by a Hamster.

The sleigh bells jingled, and I could hear a soft Moaning in the distance.

Santa looked at me and said, "Would you like to help me tonight?" Without hesitation, I started grabbing a 2nd gun toward the sleigh. Ayaaaaa!!” I shouted, as I climbed aboard.

For the rest of the night, we delivered gifts to every house, including a special Trombone just for me. 

Best Christmas ever!

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