Client today asked if there's a way to spice things up in their relationship, because apparently, their sex life is about as exciting as watching paint dry. My suggestion: turn off "The Office" reruns and get off the couch.

Sure, watching Dwight and Jim's shenanigans can be a form of foreplay, but maybe try something a tad more interactive—like actually touching your partner, for starters. Yeah, I know, shocking, right? 

If your idea of role play is imitating Angela’s cat obsession, maybe it's time to retire that dead horse and, I don’t know, introduce a feather duster or a blindfold. Or hell, just communicate your desires without a script from a sitcom. Novel concept, huh? 

Remember, folks: if you've got more candles than activities in your sex life, you're doing it wrong.