A GOP senator running 
for reelection visited a remote rural town and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

“We have two big needs,” said the mayor. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”

The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said: “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”

“We have no cellphone reception at all in our town,” the mayor, replied.