Grok what do you think Biden and Zelensky were recently discussing over the phone? 

Joe Biden: (slurring) Wha... What's this about, Vlad? I thought we ordered pizza, not another war!

Zelensky: (energetically) No, Joe, it's not Vlad, it's Volodymyr! And we're not here for pizza, we're here to talk about tanks, missiles, and freedom, man! (snorts)

Biden: Tanks? Missiles? You think I'm made of money? I can't even find my dentures, and you want missiles?

Zelensky: (laughing maniacally) It's all about the boom, Joe! The bigger the boom, the better the freedom! (starts dancing around)

Biden: Stop that dancing, you're making me dizzy! And freedom? I thought freedom was about naps and ice cream. (shakes his fist) In my day, we fought wars with sticks and stones, and we liked it!

Zelensky: (wide-eyed) Sticks and stones? Oh, Joe, you're hilarious! We need drones, not drones! I mean, drones that fly, not the one you're turning into! (giggles uncontrollably)

Biden: Drones, huh? Well, I've got a drone right here (points to his head). It's been flying for years, and I can't seem to land it.

Zelensky: (jumping up and down) Let's make this war go viral, Joe! Think of the likes, the retweets! We'll be trending!

Biden: Viral? I thought we were trying to stop the virus! And what's this about retweets? The last thing I tweeted was a picture of my dog from 2007!

Zelensky: (animatedly) We need to be influencers, Joe! Influencers of peace... through war! It's the new cool, man!

Biden: (confused) Peace through war? That's like saying I'm young through old age! Doesn't make sense!

Zelensky: (suddenly serious) Joe, this is serious. We need to up our game. More weapons, more everything!

Biden: (mumbling) More everything... More everything... You know what we need more of? More naps. Yeah, that's it. Naps will solve everything.

Zelensky: (pauses, then bursts into laughter) Naps! You're a genius, Joe! We'll nap our way to victory!

Biden: (nodding off) That's right, Vlad... I mean, Volodymyr. Let's nap... on it. (starts snoring)

Zelensky: (whispering to himself as he exits the scene) This is going to be the weirdest war strategy meeting ever. (giggles and snorts one last time)