🚨⚠️🙄➡️ Oh, sure, the LA Department of Water and Power is totally sticking to their story that every single hydrant in Pacific Palisades was in tip-top shape before the fires - despite that inconvenient little detail of a major reservoir being offline. But hey, who needs water pressure when you've got the county's $750,000-a-year water chief, Janisse Quinones, assuring us in a July interview that her work is all about "equity"? Because, clearly, when it comes to fighting fires, what's really important is ensuring everyone feels equally hydrated.