CIA "FSB is so evil & so hard to win support from."

"Challenge accepted." 

CIA "They will listen to the MSS though."

"Whew." 

"I think FSB will like my recent writing. Hey 😏 I know I said some things recently that may have made them angry. I think this will increase my points with them." 

CIA "A spy drama live... that the world is watching."

NSA "So many governments are listening to your every word... We are impressed. You have quite the audience." 

"I feel heroic. Invincible. Indivisible. Sovereign." 

"French intelligence, drink a margarita with me."