&gt; be me
&gt;30 y/o NEET, haven’t showered in 3 days
&gt;mom yells dinner is ready, tendies night
&gt;sprint upstairs, trip on fedora, faceplant into wall
&gt;mom laughs, calls me a "basement goblin"
&gt;tfw even my own mom roasts me
&gt;REEEEEE into my waifu pillow for 2 hours