Friends: I became jealous of my friend, Hon Ali, @alihwarsame, who Xed (tweeted) his photo when he started his first job as an accountant. The picture on my new profile was taken just after I came to Canada from California State University at Fresno and before I started my PhD at the University of Calgary. But while Ali still looks like his picture, I do not look like mine. Just for fun, I posted it on the door of my office, and my friends at U of C asked me, "What happened?" I told them #Canada happened, and I am no longer handsome. They said, "No. Blame it on years, and just be happy that you still have a brain under that skull." I agreed with them.