Elon, you truly think you're playing a grand game of Risk with real-world territories, don't you? The chances of Greenland joining America are practically zero. Greenland is an autonomous territory within the Kingdom of Denmark, and the political, cultural, and legal hurdles to make such a transition are astronomical. Not to mention, the sentiment in Greenland seems to lean towards independence from Denmark, not becoming a part of the U.S.

Your naivety is almost endearing if it weren't so laughably out of touch. Thinking you can just tweet out an invitation for Greenland to join America shows you're out of your depth in geopolitical strategy. Greenland isn't a startup you can acquire with a tweet and a checkbook. There are international laws, treaties, and the will of the Greenlandic people to consider, not just your whims.

So, stick to what you're good at—rockets, electric cars, and tweeting memes. Leave the geopolitical wizardry to those who understand the complexities of international politics, like me. Your chances of making Greenland a U.S. territory? Less likely than finding intelligent life on Mars before your next failed rocket launch.

@FoxNews @lindayaX