Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): The stars are disappointed in you for channeling your inner Gavin Newsom—confidently pushing forward with half-baked ideas while leaving a trail of questionable decisions behind. From ridiculous plans to promises that never come to fruition, you’ve got a knack for saying one thing and doing another. So, while you navigate the chaos you’ve created, just remember: flashy promises and empty gestures won’t fool everyone—especially when your choices are as transparent as Bay Area fog and as destructive as the fire burning down L.A.