been talking about this phenomenon for ages. All millennial men were forced to compete with late 20s/30 yr old men in highschool. If you didn’t have a ridiculous crush on some girl only to get your heart ripped out of your chest as she got picked up by some 27 year old restaurant worker after third period you’re lying.

Then, suddenly, right as we started graduating, age gap discourse exploded. We were seeing people get called PEDOPHILES for dating 17 year olds at 19. The landscape totally and fundamentally shifted without any warning at all.

The world we knew is gone. You will never pick up your highschool gf in a shitty Camaro while her peers look on in sheer jealousy. You lost.