Driving the oldies to the airport:
Me: hey you got all your stuff in one suitcase!
Dad: just took a few pairs of pants, shorts and …. (I hear “it’s not gonna hit 30” 
Me: “oh ok, not gonna hit 30”Dad: “nope”
Silence
Brad: “ok, he actually said it’s not like they get dirty”🤦🏼‍♀️