Tale of the tape tonight:

Me:

Margaritas: 3
Comfy couch: 1
Sacks: 0
TFL: 0
Tackles: 1
Annual salary: $111.73 (Thanks Steelers fans) 

TJ Watt:

Margaritas: 0
Comfy couch: 0
Sacks: 0
TFL: 0
Tackles: 0 
Annual Salary: $20m