TYVM @TheMossadIL 🙏🏼. Occasionally, a Jewish account gets upset with me for “using HaShem’s name in vein” so I really appreciate the Mossad jumping in here in my defence.

To be clear, there is HaShem Almighty. Then there is Hashem All Mighty.  

The latter is on Twitter to have fun, to be a part of our collective voice, and to seek a huge pressure release valve (often in the form of comedic relief) from all the hate and terror we’re up against. 

Several very religious people interact with my posts and through DM, of course understanding the nature of my account. I won’t divulge any names, but they are as religious as they come. 

If using a Hollywood depiction of Moses for a profile pic while pursuing the above — and not to mention while also converting the odd pro-Pal nut — offends you, then I’m afraid I can be of no assistance. 

The fact is, Godding just ain’t easy! 

I’m extremely swamped with endless lists of people to smite and thoughts and prayers that just reek of entitlement issues. I also haven’t taken a holiday in about 5,000 years and am extremely underpaid. 

I just haven’t got the time to tend to people’s feelings about My account name. 

So if it’s OK with you, I’d like to return to My Lordly duties. 

Sincerely,
@HashemAllMighty