Things that are not Burmese (sorry, not sorry)
1. Buddhism (Indian)
2. the longyi (Indian)
3. pickled tea leaf salad (Ta’ang)
4. “Shan” tofu (Tai)
5. Thanaka (Mon)
6. ngapi (Mon)
7. “Burmese” script (Mon, via India)
8. Myanmar beer (German)
9. “national races” (bullshit)