Few things:
First and foremost--it's ok to say "Pissing off" instead of "Peeing off". We are all adults here--though I sometimes prefer not to act like one. Actually, I often prefer not to act like one. Life is better like that.

Second--No one is staring over your back at Starbucks to get your banking password or #crypto keys. That ain't the way it works. 

Which leads me to my Third Point: #DefCon only exists so that people who think they know what they are talking about can meet like minded individuals and discuss exploits and vulnerabilities that no real attacker will ever use.

And finally, Fourth--VPNs. Let's be honest: The only real use case for a #VPN these days is to get past the #Pornhub southern state ban or to hide what kind of #piracy you are committing and movies you are downloading.

Use a VPN for Wifi use? pshaw!
#cybersecurity #cybercrime