The simplicity is staggering. 

1. GOATS. Duh. 🐐🐐🐐🐐
Herds for hire is not a new idea. It needs to be used widespread, and the damn state/county governments can pay for it - they’ve already taxed us into oblivion. Private citizens are not allowed to do any wild-land management, so get the authorities asses in gear already. 

CLEAR THE ZONES. (What’s left of it.)

2. Containment. 💧 DUH? 
Your tiny fish is not benefiting from this nonsense. It’s the new spotted owl. Scammers. Quit it. 
Also… why are we short on firefighting equipment, exactly?

BUILD, REPAIR, UTILIZE.

3. Enforce. 😒
What good is it to have laws on clearing structure firebreaks, if nobody inspects or follows up? Are people just being fined, paying the fines, but not complying? Seriously. In my city, you get one posted notice for property violations. Go one day over the timeframe and you will get a $1000 fine a day for each individual infraction. 

ENACT CONSEQUENCES.

4. Please explain why the LA County Fire Chief does not know how water gets to the hydrants. I’m embarrassed for her, from all the way over here in San Bernardino. 

FIRE THE MORONS.

Yeah. Turns out, today is not the day I’m keeping my thoughts to myself.