Young men have been given two choices to model masculinity:

1) Mike Pence’s Pious Eunuch University, where you get a perpetually furrowed brow instead of a diploma, equipping you to look on in disapproval of evil while doing absolutely nothing to stop it. 

2) Andrew Tate’s Ghengis Khan Institute for Masculine studies, where you learn to conquer all in your path, spread your seed far and wide, and where virtue is gay. 

Neither of which is actual masculinity, of course.

It’s an abject failure of the American church, an abject failure of pastors, and most of all: an abject failure of fathers.