Our coalition cartel is expected to form a government in the coming days, with the Healy-Raes in the running and Dublin, TD Jim O'Callaghan, expected to be the new Minister for Justice. As brother of Miriam O'Callaghan and graduate of UCD and Cambridge, he's a far cry from the Minister for Umbrella's he'll be replacing. Simon, however, will want someone with the IQ of a fish. Preferably Norma Foley or Jennifer Make-Them-Kneel, but let's wait and see.