Requirements to be my boyfriend (or girlfriend O_O):
Be older than 18 and younger than 30 (preferably between 21 and 27 years old xd xdd)
Treat me with a lot of compassion and kindness
Be very empathetic, understanding and patient
Don't be dry when talking
Don't behave like a dog when I behave like a cat (I don't like it :(. ..)
Don't touch my gillete without my permission (I will bite you >:c...)
live close to me but not so close 😅 (same continent, but not same country) (almost optional, optional sometimes)
Don't forbid me to cut myself.

Is it a fair list?