A wife sent her husband a romantic text message:
 
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. 
If you are laughing, send me your smile. 
If you are eating, send me 
a bite. 
If you are drinking, send me 
a sip.
If you are crying, send me 
your tears. I love you.

Her husband texted back:
I'm on the toilet.
Please advise.