Yep, real men look like 1 Timothy 3:1-7 and Titus 1:6-9. I especially love Titus' chiasm:

1. Not reproachable
2. Not self-willed
3. Not wrathful
4. Not drunken
5. Not violent
6. Not greedy
6'. Hospitable
5'. Chivalrous
4'. Sober-minded
3'. Righteous
2'. Holy
1'. Self-controlled