Hiya MissJessicaNB! I loved the email, or whatever it was, that your mate, OB, read out (from you) on her epic 4.5 hour diatribe the other night. It was quite…enlightening. 

I know you are a very private person, and that you wanted to keep this interaction between just the two of us, but honestly, I think sunlight is the best disinfectant, don’t you? 

Remind me, again, how I was so god-awful towards you? I can’t quite see it….