On borderlands the movie. 

It never got good. 

Mordicai and brick never showed up. Take the best 2 characters and delegate them! Then cast a midget as Roland, and an old bitch as Lilith!

My god. Total trash. 2* out of 10 at best. 

And, they never even played the borderland music!!!

Just like the Barbie movie not playing the Barbie song. Movies are total trash now. 

There was literally zero good moments. It was 100mph a of waiting for one good 10 second scene. 

How can Hollywood make a movie like this and totally miss the target so bad, and be so awful. 

Fucking unwatchable garbage. 

There was not 10 seconds of this movie that was redeemable. Claptrap was kinda good. But his role is being an insufferable twat.

I just don’t understand how something so cool gets just crapped on. Is this movie peak wokeness? Delete the 2 white main characters? Make the evil characters white, make the cool black guy a 5’3 midget, make the hot redhead a 60 year old ugly bitch? Make the 11 year old psychopath a 32 year old girl. Then throw a retarded idiot in as a main character as a phsyco.

The last part of the movie is a CGI mess

I can’t believe they took something so cool and made it so lame. 

This is one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever seen. 

AND!!! They never played the cage the elephant song!!! You know. The entire fucking reason borderland got popular. 

100 mins of waiting for characters to show up and a song to play, and just getting nonstop woke garbage shoved down your throat. 

I hope this movie lost 100m

And I hope a real director comes in and makes a rated R version that is worth watching. 

At not point in this movie was I even mildly entertained. 

Worst movie I watched in 2025.