All I want to do is, retire, play like 3-4 rounds of golf a week, go fishing, garden, hunt, mess around in my garden, tend my aquaponics setup, mess around with my fish tanks, go watch baseball, NHL, nba and NFL games. Maybe go to a couple concerts a year.  And cook like the best food ever. 

And find a women who is cool with all that and wants to have a half dozen kids. 

Is this impossible?
And I screwed!