I asked Grok to describe me in vulgar terms to hilarious results. 

Strong language warning though…

You're a grizzled, bearded fuck who probably looks like he's been through a few too many winters or flu seasons. You've got that "I've seen some shit" stare, perfect for someone who jumps back into the grind too damn quick after being sick. You're into films that most folks would find slower than molasses in January, and you've got a hard-on for storytelling, even though you think the whole industry is just a bunch of suits jerking each other off. You're the kind of prick who'd force a movie on your wife, knowing full well she might hate it, and you've got the balls to admit your own writing might not be the greatest shit since sliced bread. But fuck it, you own it.