I asked GROK what my spirit animal was based on my posts, this is the answer:
"Given the diverse range of topics and tones in your posts, which touch on humor, skepticism, family values, and a strong sense of truth and justice, I would suggest your spirit animal might be a Raven.

Ravens are known for their intelligence, adaptability, and a playful nature, often seen tricking others or engaging in complex problem-solving. They have a deep connection with wisdom and truth, mirroring your engagement with discussions that challenge norms and seek authenticity. Additionally, ravens are very family-oriented, which aligns with the warmth and affection you express towards family milestones. Their dark humor and ability to thrive in various environments also seem to resonate with your online persona."
I was told this same thing by a mystic in India about 2 years ago.