The Democratic playbook:

Step 1: Blame every environmental disaster on climate change and fossil fuel companies.

Step 2: Politicize the crisis by blaming Republicans.

Step 3: Demand that Americans vote for Democrats and give them all of their money.

Step 4: Demand that Americans adopt unreliable and expensive energy in exchange for weather that is constantly sunshine and rainbows.

Step 5: Go back to step 1.