In the grim reality of 2024, where Trump has somehow slithered his way back into the White House, it's more important than ever to call out his bullshit. So, let me make this crystal fucking clear:

There isn't a fucking former president, alive or dead, who would ever want Trump to deliver their eulogy. That alone speaks volumes about the most incompetent, disgraceful, and disgusting piece of shit to ever occupy the White House. And yes, that includes the fucking moron who pardoned his own turkey but couldn't pardon his own crimes.

Imagine the fucking horror of having Trump stand up at your funeral. He'd probably start by talking about the size of the crowd, how it's the biggest funeral ever, how nobody knows more about funerals than him. He can't even string together a coherent sentence, let alone deliver a meaningful, heartfelt eulogy. He'd spend the whole time talking about himself, his ratings, his fucking golf courses, and how he's the least racist person you'll ever meet.

The fact that no former president would trust him with their final words is a fucking testament to his complete lack of empathy, dignity, and basic human decency. It's a fucking indictment of his presidency and his character. And it's a fucking travesty that he's back in the White House.

So, fuck Trump and his fucking eulogies. He's a fucking disgrace, and we all know it. But now, more than ever, we need to fight back. We need to resist, we need to organize, and we need to raise our voices louder than ever before. Because we can't let this fucking asshole destroy our country again.

Let's make sure that even though he's back in the White House, he can't fucking govern. Let's make his second term a fucking nightmare for him. Let's protest, let's resist, and let's take our fucking country back. Because fuck Trump, fuck his fucking agenda, and fuck anyone who supports him. We're better than this, and we will not go down without a fight. It's time to fucking resist.