Uhhh… no? 

All of these events are essentially pedestrian — like, I’m not sure how you could pride yourself on experiencing all of this with a straight face. 

I mean your dad was shot down flying over Vietnam (and 50k men in his age group came back to the US in bodybags or not at all). 

Your grandad was a sailor during the bloodiest war in human history (where 400k men in his age group came back to the US in bodybags), and in the time period where he came of age like half of the country was reduced to eating grass and standing in soup lines. 

Your great-grandfather was a sailor during the ‘First’ World War (again, 100k of the men in his age group came back in bodybags or not at all), on top of that, another 600k+ people in his age group died from the Spanish Flu. 

Your greatest struggle in life has been people saying mean things to you on ‘The View.’