i'm a flat earther; not because i think the earth is flat and not round, but because i don't care and i could live my whole life thinking the earth is flat and still face no real consequences for believing so. my curiosities and inclinations lie somewhere else.

as far as my life is concerned, the earth is flat. if it's round in your world, then it's round. i simply don't care.

we could certainly do with more such flat earthers and green lumberers: people who hold beliefs based on direct personal experience and interest and remain agnostic about things they can't be bothered to verify themselves. much more useful to focus on what tangibly affects your life rather than abstract knowledge that doesn't impact your day-to-day existence.