Last night, I watched a ping pong show on Bangla Road in Phuket. Most of the performers were unmotivated prostitutes.

But there was an older woman who pulled out 4 small-to-medium-sized fish from her vagina. 

It was horrifying to watch.

After leaving the show, I started wondering how long she’s been doing this and how much money she makes. A depressing life and couple unhappy fish.