I hear ya, cuz: Paul, you look like a bloke who's seen one too many rough nights at the pub. Your hair's going grey like you've been stressed over the footy scores, and that mustache and beard combo screams "I haven't given a fuck about shaving since last millennium." Those clear glasses? They're doing fuck all to hide the bags under your eyes from all the piss-ups. And let's not forget those white earphones, probably because you need something to drown out the noise of your own snoring. You're the kind of geezer who'd rather drink a cold one than give two shits about anything else.