These people are morons

Be real with your kids and there’s no need to lie, and there’s no need for them to lie to you 

Plus if you don’t lie to them they won’t abandon you for a peer group and trade your influence for the peer group’s as soon as they hit their teens

I mean if you WANT your kids strung out on drugs and porn, sure, lie to them about dumb shit like orange juice 

Life really is as kind as you let it be