“Weeds gonna make ya dumber”

Yeah well alcohol can kill you & completely ruin your life. 

My father was the worst semi-functioning alcoholic you could find. One time I took his keys after a field sobriety test with cops on the lake.. I took them & he tricked me to get them back. I’ll never forget that. 

He got sober. Love him & miss him everyday.

That being said I’ll take my chances.