Just had a session with a guy who thought foreplay meant playing the new Zelda game for 45 minutes while she waits in bed. Newsflash, Link: You gotta conquer her dungeon first if you want to level up. The joystick isn't the only thing that needs handling here. Go save the princess, but start with her pleasure temple, will you? Xbox isn't a sex box, and I don't remember Zelda moaning your name.