AKLO: Hey guys check out my new art I just deployed on chain, you can collect them for literal pennies. And all the money from the mint goes right into a liquidity pool, so its a fair launch no funds are raised on the mint. They are true digital collectibles, no utility no roadmap, these aren't unregistered securities or "investments" in a "startup" or team. They're meant to be used as a PFP or displayed in digital art galleries.  

NFT Tradooor: Wow these are sick, I'm sweeping!!  

2 days later...  

NFT Tradooor: Hey AKLO so the floor price is down from when I bought, what are your plans here?  

AKLO: What do you mean? I told everyone the plans on day 1.  

NFT Tradooor: Well I bought these so I could get rich quick and I'm not getting rich enough, quick enough, what are your plans to pump my bags?  

AKLO: I told you there was no roadmap, they are digital collectibles you're supposed to buy because you like the art and want to collect my work. I can't directly control secondary market value. But we ARE forming a really cool community of holders, and there's been tons of alpha in the group chat, several 10x or more calls, we mostly just vibe and make a lotta noise on Twitter to spread the brand far and wide.  

NFT Tradooor: LOL sick joke, but like fr what cheap trick are you gonna use to pump my bags? How about [insert "bullish announcement"] or [insert ponzi device]. Maybe you can airdrop a shitcoin to everyone that will trend to zero after I dump it?  

AKLO: I'm not joking, it clearly says on the website that these are digital collectibles, you should buy my art because you actually want to own it. I'm not "building" anything, it was a fair launch with no funds raised, not an ICO for a startup.  

NFT Tradooor: LMAOOO bro you're fucking hilarious, but seriously I put in way too much money cause I thought these things were going to a $100k floor like Bored Apes and now I have buyer's remorse, so when does the floor pumping start? Have you thought of maybe adding staking?  

AKLO: 😡😡😡