I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EAT FOR LUNCH SO I LISTENED TO RICK RUBIN AND HE SAID “THE UNIVERSE WILL ALLOW LUNCH TO SUCCEED IF ITS MEANT TO BE” AND SO I OPENED MYSELF UP TO THE COSMIC JOURNEY AND AN AVOCADO SANDWICH JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND I SWEAR I SAW THIS UFO IN THE SKY OUTSIDE MY WINDOW RICK IS SO REAL I FELT HIS BEARD ENERGY AS I ATE MY ALIEN SANDWICH IT WAS PRETTY GOOD