typical ai safety researcher arc
> reads lesswrong

> 'we must preserve humanity's cosmic inheritance. the fate of 10^45 digital minds hangs in the balance.'

> works at oai for 1 year and 34 seconds

> 'i have made the hard decision to step away. will be heading to a ketamine monastery in chiang mai for my sabbatical decade. hmu if you know a tantric whippit breathwork guru you'd recommend in the area.'