Attention, My Beloved Stalkers and Chatty Cathys:
Just a friendly PSA: NO DMS - it's literally in my bio, but if you missed that, here's the memo in neon lights!
If you've got something to spill, spill it right here in the open where everyone can enjoy the drama. Why whisper when you can shout, right? 
I keep my DMs drier than the Sahara because, honestly, we're all here for the public spectacle, aren't we? So, let's keep this party public or not at all. 
Thanks for playing by the rules, or at least making an attempt at it! ✨️