Our population is 8 times that of Canada, armed with 61 times more guns.

Our GDP is 12 times that of Canada.

Our military is 22 times larger, & Our military budget is 30 times greater than that of Canada.

Our nuclear arsenal is 5,428 times that of Canada (they have none, instead relying on ours).

Our Leader, @realDonaldTrump, is exponentially stronger & smarter than pretty much any Canadian politician.

We gave you the internet, the iPhone, & the automobile. We gave you the airplane, the moon landing (maybe), & (the world) victories in WW1 AND WW2. We gave you Country Music & Rock ‘n’ Roll (to be fair, you gave us Maple Syrup, Wayne Gretzky & basketball). Soon, we’ll give you Mars (unless you piss off @elonmusk).

We desire peace with you, Canada, but seriously, stop trying to flex on Us. It wouldn’t even be a fight, much less a fair one.

If you remain a sovereign nation, it’s because we ALLOW it, but never forget… Our money, Our military, & Our might, keep you & yours safe, by proxy.

Sleep peacefully in your beds, & you’re welcome 🇺🇸💪🏽