Mysterious/inscrutable ranking of "fastest" and "slowest" keywords:
🐌Fathomless descent
Descend
Defender
Fuse
Cleave
Evoke
Hexproof from
Delve
Deathtouch
Mill
Lifelink
Bargain
Threshold
...

...
First strike
Boast
Pack tactics
Raid
Blitz
Enlist
Valiant
Haste
Celebration
Heroic🐇