Who in the hell has time not only to make a sourdough starter but also to maintain it and bake with it?!?

The short and hopeful answer is me. One of our daughter's friends' moms gave us some of her starter for Christmas, and it has been sitting in our fridge, intimidating me ever since.  

Now, the time has come for me to show this blob who is the boss of our partially crunchy granola house.