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Title: Please make the hurting stop.
Review: What, may I ask, is so wonderful about this brain-dead book? It can't be the story, which is some God-awful combination of "The Lord of the Rings" and "The Seven Samurai". It can't be the characters, which strike me as mindless zombies meandering from point to point with little to no personality shown on their parts. The idiotic writing can't be it. So, what in heavens is it? Masterpiece? Greatest fantasy ever? I don't think so. But people will keep buying it and reading it, and then they'll come here and talk about how wondrous it is. And I'll be left to wonder. Why!
