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Title: Spray A gay Lotion-Activated Water Repellent
Review: Now when I think of a scarecrow, I have the image of a hooded man in blue jeans with a dirty shirt with old underpants tied to his head. Not this stupid thing. It's a piece of metal arm that doesn't look like it could frighten a tin man. So right out of the box I wasn't too impressed.I also put Coyote urine in the liquid container instead of water since water doesn't scare thirsty animals away. It's supposed to "spray off" anything nearby but it only hit me when I went to check it. I stunk like Coyote urine for about 2 months since Coyote urine doesn't come off unless you douse yourself in cans of tomato juice.After a few months of use, I found my garden pillaged by rodents, beetles, prarie hogs, birds, buzzards, rabbits, mice, lizards and pestilent frogs. Take my advice, build yourself a chicken farm instead.
