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Title: Nice Try
Review: I found this book to be tedious. A poorly written Socratic dialectic between a curmudgeon gorilla and a lobotomized Willy Loman. Equal in literary merit to "Bridges Of Madison County". An extended dance mix of the phrase "can't we all get along". It could have been a concise and poignant three-page essay in a high school class on environmentalism. Better to drive a Prius and eat less red meat.
