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Title: Gort is cool. In his way, perhaps cooler than Robbie.
Review: I have many gadgets and toys and such in my home office, as I need to play with toys while attempting to think deep thoughts. I have GORT standing inside my desk lamp. He is shiny, sleek, and very cool looking. Robbie (from Forbidden Planet) is probably the best robot ever, but GORT is better in his limited way. GORT is sleek. GORT is no-excuses, no-nonsense Law Enforcement.The real GORT had 3 sensors under his chin. These are missing from my GORT, which is disappointing. Some people mistakenly think that sensors are breathing holes for the actor occupying the Gort suit. This is not true. They are sensors.I tried encasing him in a cube of KL93 isotonic bulletproof plastic, but he melted it. So I just left him inside my desk lamp, where he is [apparently] happy.Clatu berradda nicto.
