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Title: How can you make a vampire book boring???
Review: Kostova has done the impossible--she's managed to make a vampire book that'll put you to sleep. Her research is remarkable, however, her narrative abilities fall far short. The tale progresses at a herky-jerky pace which does not mirror the story line--i.e., Oh no! There's a vampire! He's going to kill us! Lets...sit...down...and...read...a...book...and...talk...about it...for two...hundred...pages...I plowed through several hundred pages, hoping that the forgettable, lackluster characters would actually do something worthwhile. I should've reread Bram Stoker's classic instead.All in all, Kostova is like an aged scholar--quick to show off her prodigious learning, while the entire class drools upon their desks in sheer boredom.
