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Title: I was so disappointed!
Review: It started off pretty good. I liked all the historical accuracy and what looked like the actual cobblestone of today's historical Baltimore. I thought that it was cute that he had a pet raccoon and petted a dead rodent in the street. This all being an allusion to the conspiracy theory that, perhaps, Poe died from rabies. It was slighty fun to see him argue in a bar. I really like all of the trivia and literary allusion. But it just was stupid and it dragged on. I honestly don't remember how it ended. It wasn't very well made. And Poe as the red hot lover of the blonde actress with the constantly heaving breasts was pretty unbelievable and kind of gross. Disappointing because my video rental lady said that she loved it. I want my money back! Oh, and by the way, I'm an English teacher, even though I used the vernacular!:) So I enjoyed some of the clever details like the pet raccoon which I do think is made up, but funny, because of the rabies rumor.
