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Title: Run over by a reindeer
Review: And lo, within the bluegrass music, thou shalt not play unto thee of any tom-tom, or snare drum, or bass drum, or cymbal, or yea, even hi-hat, which is an abomination unto the bluegrass, thus saith the Spirit of Monroe, for in the day that thou playest it, thou shalt surely die; instead shalt thou take upon thee the mantle of rhythm studies, and thou shalt learn thee how to make rhythm upon thy bass, and thy banjo, and thy guitar, and thy dobro, and thy mandolin, and yea, even thy fiddle; thus shalt thou render superfluous all use of heathen percussion instruments, and things that go bump in the night, saith the Spirit; then shall thy bluegrass be acceptable in mine ears.
