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Title: Spoiler Alert!
Review: Since 1976, Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire has been at the top of my list of the most boring vampire novels ever written. Rice must now move to second place, the top spot being taken by Elizabeth Kostova's The Historian.Here's the story. Dracula is an angry book collector who tempts academic historians into chasing him all over Europe so that he can turn them into vampires and make them catalog his impressive library. He does this with three generations of related historians. It's not clear why he would have to turn them into vampires, except that then they would be able to work for him longer. Nor is it clear why being a vampire is such a bad thing that these historians don't want to become undead.There are places where the reader gets a glimpse of something better, but it quickly gets buried under Kostova's turgid prose. Why she would have won any awards for this dreck, or why anyone would encourage someone else to read it is beyond my comprehension
