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Title: Oy
Review: Let's be real, folks. When's the last time someone who "crossed over" told Edward, "This place sucks. I hate it here. I sure wish I was alive." Or, "Who did you say is trying to reach me? I always hated her guts, and I especially hate them now." Why are ALL these people so happy and forgiving? If it's that uniformly warm and fuzzy in the afterlife, why doesn't Edward just say so in a three-minute prime-time special and then never appear on TV again?Note to Gary Candy (below): If you can't reach Edward via e-mail, you might try waiting until after you die.
