Here is a review left by a customer on a product. Would you say he was satisfied or dissatisfied?
Title: "The Magnificent Seven" with swords instead of guns
Review: Well, the product description had that right: "A Medieval Magnificent Seven..."Except not nearly as entertaining. Now I can see why this flick went straight to video.There were some interesting scenes. When Paul Giamatti was on screen tearing up the scenery as King John, that was interesting. The same with most of Brian Cox's scenes.Other than that, this flick didn't really have much going for it. A lot of swordplay VERY loosely set in a historical context. A bunch of actors I didn't recognize, many speaking in such deep accents I had a hard time figuring out what they were saying, swinging a bunch of swords around amid a lot of MTV-type jittery camera work.Ummmm... yeah. If you're really desperate to kill a couple of hours, I guess this beats dental surgery.
