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Title: Bah humbug
Review: This film offers none of the cheap thrills of a horror film, and has many flaws: a silly plot, cheap religious imagery (Dracula is Judas, jeez louise), and not one truly sexy or scary moment. And it wastes three gorgeous gals as Dracula's brides, including Jennifer Esposito & Jeri Ryan. If you can't make a film sexy with these two, you're in the wrong business. Craven has an over inflated rep as a director, he doesn't deserve any rep as a producer, if this leaden film is a sample. It makes the worse Universal horror film look like Citizen Kane in comparison.Save your money and pick up something scary instead, like Bava's Black Sunday or any Hammer horror.
