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Title: Ugh
Review: I see a number of five star reviews for this film. We can'tgive any film a higher rating than five stars, so that meansthere are people here on earth who rank this movie withRashomon, Sullivan's Travels, Children of Paradise,and Dr. Strangelove - when in fact it's about as estimableas an episode of Starsky and Hutch.The most irksome thing about Cellular is the completeabsence of accountability for the crimes committed by itsprotagonist, Ryan. Let's see: armed robbery, auto theft,willful damage to property, reckless driving - that results ininnumerable automobile acidents ( which surely causedserious injuries ), resisting arrest, etc. He swipes a man'sPorche ( at gun point ) - and apparently the director thinksthis is OK because the Porsche's owner is a repugnantlawyer...Ryan gets away with everything, and winds upwith the babe on the pier.There's another annoyance, smaller, but annoying never-the-less. Jessica says that her husband is a real-a-tor...Bill Macy is very good, as always.
