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Title: pretentious & depressing
Review: I can't think of one good reason to see this film. The characters are unformed, uninteresting and, if they had not been played by beautiful actors, probably highly unattractive. The problem is that it is artfully made, and yes, the actors are good looking, so one is seduced into thinking that this is something one should be paying attention to. If you met people like this in real life, your natural reaction would be disgust and to turn away. They probably don't smell very well either. The main character starts out as a petty thief, involving small boys in his crimes, and it goes downhill from there. Way downhill. There is no moral, except perhaps that "crime does not pay." Didn't we already know that? Is there any good reason for making this film? Did it illumine the human condition? Was it beautiful in any way? No, no and no. Self-indulgent drivel on the part of Les Dardennes. I used to be a big fan of French films but I think their moment has passed.
