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Title: Dull
Review: What a waste of celluloid. The jokes aren't funny. The film tries desperately hard to be funny (like the masterbatorial fantasy), then throws a supposed 'serious' situation (the abortion). It fails in both regards. The characters are flat and lifeless, except Ray Walston's Mr. Hand, and Sean Penn's Spicoli, but these characters are so overblown, they seem hokey. The film is a foul piece of garbage.
