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Title: Like watching paint dry
Review: Actually, watching paint dry is more interesting than this critically-hyped novel that was supposedly this season's Da Vinci Code. The author has absolutely no ear for dialogue. I think that she aspires to be another Hawthorne, given her penchant for mind-numbing wordiness. If the author is reading this, I'm sorry to tell you that you are no Hawthorne. This novel is just pretentiously bad. I made it through page 103, but decided that life is just too short and unpredictable; I'd hate this to be the last book I ever read.
