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Title: This movie will bug you
Review: The story of this movie can be summed up in four lines: Man goes to live at mansion. Man falls for and marries daughter of the house. Man learns BIG SECRET. Man runs for it. That's it. For two hours. Did I hear you say the pace is slow?The filmmakers did manage to make Patsy Kensit's face look repellant. That certainly is an achievement. I guess. Shaved off her eyebrows. Colored her lips and face pale--the death-warmed-over look. There is brief full-frontal, but the effect is spoiled by that ghastly face. (To see what she really looks like, get Adam Bede.)To say that any relations between the bugs and the people is strained or far-fetched at best would be an understatement. But I guess people who paid for this movie need some illusion of profundity to justify their wasted time and money.The big surprise at the end can be seen coming from miles away. In the end, your feeling will be the same as the man's--Let me out of here!
