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Title: Don't bother
Review: Don't waste your money on this stinker. Either McDormand and Beckensale needed some dough that week and were willing to look foolish to get it, or they were swept along by Hollywood's distorted social consciousness. Maybe both? In any event, this is a silly porno movie without any porno in it: a repressed girl opens up to "new experiences," egged on by her campy record producer mother-in-law, made lonely by her absent doctor-husband. Sound like a 1970's paperback? You bet. Want to see McDormand and Beckensale kissing for about 4 seconds? This is the film for you. The main mover behind this four-legged barker is someone named Lisa Cholodenko, who both wrote and directed it. Hopefully film has heard the last of her because Fellini she ain't.
