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Title: Waste of Time
Review: You'll get more than halfway through this book before you realize you've been suckered. Page after page after page of expository dialogue will drag you through the mud with the promise of (SPOILER ALERT) meeting Dracula. You will meet him, and you will seriously wonder if you are the butt of a joke for having put in the work to get there.
