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Title: What, if any, was the point?
Review: Oh, my. Another "everyone-was-mean-to-her-so-she-became-a scissor-wielding-psychopath-who-cuts-people-up-to-make-a-life-size-doll" movie. I'm so pleased I took the 98 minutes or so out of my life to watch this. Oh... and they threw in an old doll that mysteriously comes to life and carries a curse. What an original idea.The film falls somewhere between the tongue in cheek horror of John Waters and gore-fests for the sake of gore like "The Hills Have Eyes". I found myself watching, continually waiting for any kind of credible internal justification for the characters. Of course, the problem of writing characters that are cardboard cut-outs is that their best use is as recyclables in your bin.A very young Jeremy Sisto shambles his way through the role of the disdainful boyfriend, while Angela Bettis, as May, is sadly ineffective as the central character, whose descent into madness is Hollywood predictability exemplified.Don't bother. Give your dog a bath instead.
