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Title: The Convent Will Leave You Praying . . . NO SEQUAL!
Review: Whatever drives you away from "The Convent" -- the low-end "special effects," the horrible acting, or more troubling factors (the homophobic gay subplot), avoid this horrific piece of schlock at all costs.Certainly underdeveloped plots and characters are not unique in B-grade movies. In fact, there's something endearing about it that turns these films into the "cult favorites" mentioned in another review on this site.However, hesitate to even consider this film "B-Grade." Are there "C" and "D-Class" horror films? Apparently so. The characters in "The Convent" are such stereotype, so one-dimensional, they disappear if they turn sideways. The ghoul-affects of "vibrating" looks like a shaky-handed cameraman is at work.Poor Adrienne Barbeau. And Coolio . . . This is no "Gangsta's Paradise." By the final "plot twist", you'll find yourself praying that these actors never fall to this level again . . . and praying for absolutely NO SEQUAL!
