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Title: Hypozoatic Debut
Review: "C Murder" (formerly known as Jeffie Gruenvald) made quite an impression in this, his debut album. A mere babe in swaddling bands, this astonishing prodigy had been proclaimed, by none other than Shree Rajneesh Baghwani himself, as "a one-in-ages connate poet"--and this when young Jeffie was only 8 months old! Wow!How disappointing, then, to find nothing more than the gurglings of a semi-conscious toddler on display here. You can't rush genius, but Jeffie's horrible stage-parents thought nothing of dragging their 18-month-old Boy Wonder into the recording studio for the delight and edification of us all. The result is what you'd expect. Snorts, squeals, giggles, a few simple malformed words (mostly "mama," "poopy," and "cat") are sampled over and over to a synthesized drum track. I'm sure that one day, young Master Gruenvald will astonish us all with his poety and melody, but first he's gotta stop sh*tting his pants.
