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Title: "Behold the Freakish Movie Born without a Point or Plot!"
Review: I only looked this up out of curiosity, mainly to see if there were people out there who actually liked this thing. Now I know that the title "worst movie of all time" is usually just an exaggerated cliche, but this one is truly a contender. This one goes beyond the just dumb but fun kind of bad(like any Patrick Swayze movie) into the "Plan 9" inept kind of bad. It is rare to see a movie so pointless, so devoid of any semblance of plot. To be fair though, I get the feeling this thing was hacked to pieces by an editor to prepare it for it's straight to video death. Apparently, the makers of Empire Records were trying to cash in on the "gen x-alternative nation" fad of the mid- 90's and failed miserably and tried to recoup their losses. "Empire Records" along with the band Silverchair, the MTV vj Kennedy, and all other terrifying remnants of 1995 should be locked away in a timebox somewhere safe out of the reach of children.
