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Title: A Historian with No Pulse
Review: I just finished this fiasco. Like many of you, I bought it after reading a few glowing reviews. I sincerely hope those reviewers are spending their kickback money wisely. Ms. Kostova could not plot her way out of, or breathe life into a paper bag. Cut through the pretentious historical blather (which takes a seriously deep cut), and you've got "Scooby and the Gang Meet the Vampire." Only, much less interesting. Ms. Kostova's characters make Fred and Shaggy look like Stephen Dedalus and Leopold Bloom. I'm going to re-read Interview With the Vampire and watch a few Buffy episodes just to remind myself that all fiction about the undead is not as lifeless as the Historian.
