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Title: No thanks...
Review: Like the airliner around which it revolves, this story climbs at full power for the first couple of chapters, then comes crashing down in flames. What begins as an intriguing idea rapidly turns into a Hammer Horror episode, with an ending which hits the reader with all the subtlety of a poorly-lobbed half-brick, and makes you wonder whether you are still reading the same book you started out with. Rubbish. Shame there's no "zero stars" mark.
