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Title: I Farted While Watching This Movie!
Review: Santa Claws is a horrible Christmas horror movie. Let's begin by talking about the positive things about this movie: Debbie Rochon. Well, now that we've talked about the positive, we can jump right into the many negative things about this movie. The acting is pretty much bad across the board, with the exception of Rochon. There is very little horror in this movie. I swear, this thing wouldn't scare a two year old. And the killer has the worst weapon I've ever seen in a horror movie. The weapon looks like a spork. A knife would have been far better, even if it's been the weapon of choice in hundreds of slasher movies already. The sound is also very bad in this "film". I had the volume turned up all the way on my computer, and was still having trouble hearing some of the dialogue. Santa Claws is just trash! There is a reason why this movie is never brought up at your annual Christmas Party. Thank God it was cheap!
