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Title: Bone Dry
Review: The only thing juicy or scary about "The Historian" is the hype. Proving that movie moguls and music impressarios have nothing on them, book schills somehow turned hundreds of pages of rehashed horror basics into a blockbuster. "The Historian" is way too ponderous and not nearly inventive enough. I must admit, however, that I skipped a hundred pages so that I could make it to the finish line. It was a cheat, but the book's preposterous length and repetitiveness had me as dazed as a member of the undead. Stay away! Far away!
