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Title: Empty dinosaurs.
Review: In a fair world, this film would've been the biggest flop of Spielberg's career, but naturally it wasn't, because the timing was right. So what's wrong ?. The characters are boring, the story's boring, the whole thing is just one big disappointing bore. But why ?. Well, we came to see the creatures, didn't we ?. So where were they ?. The island should've been full of life, but you didn't get that feeling. It's almost like Spielberg's making fun of the audiences who flocked in hordes to the theaters; giving them suspense but no release. -Or a dino movie with no dinos. Neat. If they were so proud of their CGI effects, why didn't they show us more ?. -Ray Harryhausen at least gave you monster value for your money, with superb stop motion animation for all to SEE. I'd much rather watch good old stuff like "King Kong", or live lizards in "Journey To The Center Of The Earth", or even those rubber things in "The Land That Time Forgot".
