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Title: Warning 3 min spoilers!!!!!!
Review: Well let's just start with the first 2 min shall we, a Starbucks vocal commercial, a lump of blood and guts that resembles no woodland creature that has ever existed, a girl told by her b.f. "not to come over here" but does so anyways. Aft witnessing rubber clump and lucky rabbits foot she runs right into a tree on a path that's 10 feet wide, all while a deer is chasing them that mysteriously gets clawed and eaten by a creature that is apparently invisible. Instead of being scared I was reaching for a hanky to dry my tears of laughter. Fans of horror / thriller listen to me if you want a decent believable film about suspense in the woods check out Eden lake or a lonely place to die. At least those too films the acting is at very least believeable. oh and not to mention birds were infact chirping in the opening scene. Wow!
