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Title: What Francine told ME
Review: Okay. I am NO LONGER a skeptic! You see, I discovered my hidden psychic channelling talents last week! (Also, how to divide by zero and speak Sanskrit in my sleep!) I've now got this spirit guide named Bob, who's really good friends with Francine (Sylvia's alleged spirit buddy). Bob the ghost told me that Francine has been REALLY fed up with playing second banana to Sylvia, who's raking in the cash while constantly making up stuff that Francine NEVER TOLD HER! Can you believe it! So I asked Bob to put me in touch with Francine, who told me that she's most certainly NOT talking to Sylvia any more and is in negotiations to publish her OWN tell-all book! (And get her OWN manicurist for awesome nails, even better than Sylvia's talons!). Francine promises to give us all the REAL dirt on UFOs, crop circles, ghosts, channeling (and a wild three-day party involving Ramtha and two dead celebrities!), 2012, and the TRUE fate of your hamsters in heaven!
