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Title: So boring.
Review: I don't recommend this book to anyone except Dracula fans. The writing is so ridiculously coy and transparent ("I must pause here, brave reader. I cannot bring myself to write anymore for the moment.") Give me a break. All of this wouldn't be so bad if the writer actually delivered on her attempts to build suspense (which she doesn't). I read constantly but I don't usually write reviews. However, the hype made for this book has been so overly inflated that I had to say something.
