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Title: Chick Lit For Republican Men
Review: A tract house lobbyist discovers he has a heart when his fiance breaks it, then he spends the rest of the book playing poontang bingo on four continents. Is there any confidence this guy won't betray for a buck? We soon learn he and his ex "made love" so fervently they banged their heads on a motel bedrest. When a one-nighter turns into a four-dayer in eastern Europe, he literally runs away to avoid teaching his desperate lover her 21st word of English -- goodbye. When he finally encounters his ex again by chance in California, he makes a point of hugging her tightly just so he can assure us that she has had a boob job. What won't Franz do for a sellable story? We learn the answer in Russia, when Franz is on the verge of another one-nighter when he discovers that the tongue gymnast on his balance beam is actually a prostitute. Franz draws the line at sex with a prostitute. This book only has room for one.
