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Title: Shiver me Timbers, grab my harpoon Giant Goldfish!
Review: I remember this as being the worst movie I had ever seen in my whole life. It has the honor of being the first movie I ever fell asleep in. Fortunately I woke up before the climax when the submarine encounters gigantic tropical aquarium fish. Oooh pretty. Probably me and the other reviewer are the only people who have seen this. It has been too many years to know if this is still the worst movie I have ever seen but when I finally die it will be in the top five. No hard feelings Neptune Factor. I have loved to hate you for years.
