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Title: The Triumph of Awful Writing
Review: Disclaimer: I read this book for work, otherwise I would never have wasted even a moment of my time with it.Barbara Taylor Bradford is a wonderful example of a fairly accurate generalization about publishing: If you want to sell millions of books, you've got a great chance if you're a terrible writer. Her simple-minded plots are what most critics rip apart, but the plots seem strong compared to her dialogue. HINT: If your dialogue doesn't sound like natural speech, it's probably bad dialogue. And now, two examples...."Oh, get along with you Katie, 'tis not important, and I'm feeling much better today.""Try not to worry, Katie, me darlin'. And don't forget what I've forever drummed into you...there's nothing worse than anticipatory despair, 'tis debilitating, for one thing, and a waste of precious time for another."I can think of another way to waste precious time. Read this awful book.
