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Title: Anyone seen Hetfield's balls? He's lost them somewhere.
Review: I challenge anyone to listen to this drivel back-to-back with And Justice for All or Master of Puppets and say with a straight face that the Black Album is good. Hetfield used to have "Kill Bon Jovi" taped on his guitar. Now he has Bob Rock, Bon Jovi's old producer, and makes "Slippery When Wet" sound like Motorhead. It's sad, really.
