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Title: save your money, save your time
Review: In fact, slit your wrists and try to drown yourself on your own blood before fate "snares you in" and there is "no escape" and "your time has come" and you actually sit down to watch this load of nonsense. Go get Rosemary's Baby instead and remember how horror movies can be low-key AND exciting, instead of just low-key. Pros are an interesting death with a series of hilariously unfortunate "mishaps" and a candyman cameo... Everything else in this movie is a turd falling into my drink... Avoid it...
