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Title: Tolkien must be turning in his grave
Review: The media hype surrounding this film should be an indication of how laughably bad it is. TTT has to be one of the worst movies since Plan Nine From Outer Space. It is just a muddy plotless mess, full of cheesy special effects, lame wannabe dialogue, lookalike characters, and totally devoid of any character development. I've seen better films on the SciFi channel, and that isn't saying much.The only people who could possibly enjoy this are videogame addicts, or individuals who get an intellectual challenge out of Wheel of Fortune reruns.The only reason to watch TTT is Gollum, a hilarious yet surprisingly pathetic cross between a homunculus, George W. Bush, and Donald Duck.Next time, the producers should pick a real director to film the Rings series - someone who knows how to humanize tragedy. Maybe Julie Taymor ("Titus") or Ridley Scott ("Gladiator") will take the challenge someday.
