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Title: Wretched
Review: A fantasy tale about the life and times of Alexander the Great. At moments it reminds me of that Simpson episode spoofing the release of the Phantom Menace. A whole movie about tax code. In this case recounting a weird creation-myth involving the Greek gods, supposed conflict with his father and mother, and obsession with Darius. With a boring narration by Anthony Hopkins.This movie effectively replaces Dune (original movie) as the most muddled retelling of what should be a fascinating flick.All the Irish, Scottish, and British accents really helped the authenticity of the piece, too.Colin Farrel (who, despite the "star" thing, is a great actor) fails to convey why people would follow him to their deaths.Overall--pure rubbish. The only thing missing was Peter Ustinov.
