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Title: Steam Machine Runs Out of Gas
Review: This movie is neither unique or good. In fact, what makes this flick so memorable is the lovely and sexed-up Joan Van Ark. Van Ark plays a radio psychologist whose parents were murdered when she was a young child. Now it seems the killer is after her. In order to protect herself and her young daughter, Van Ark turns to a cop, and the two have one of the steamiest love scenes in recent memory. Credit the director Nathanial Gutman for not sullying the scene with corny music . Instead, the scene is silent, with the exception of panting and moaning (Van Ark even grits her teeth at one point! ) This scene does make the movie wothwhile, but the hackneyed ending- complete with a did-you-see-it-coming? would-be plot twist, destroys all credibility whatsoever. Kudos to Van Ark, though. Forget Pam or Carmen or Jenny- for two hours, she's the sexiest woman on TV.
