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Title: Contrived, boring, silly.
Review: I've always loved cats - we have three - and I still found this book contrived, boring and silly. After trudging through the first third, I realized life was too short to waste additional time, and left the book on a restaurant table for somebody else to salvage. After all, unlike a cat, I don't have nine lives. I wish I could have rated this novel with "0" stars instead of 1.
