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Title: Fail
Review: I got though to book 6 in this series before I blew my top from boredom. I gave it a chance...6 chances. But seriously nothing ever happens. It's all so dull that any action is greeted with such enthusiasm that you think its the best...but that's like saying "Nick Cage is the best actor ever!" after staring at a brick wall for 3 days. The good parts are only good because the rest is so boring. Even by book 6 some of the characters still don't believe they could possibly have special powers, even after they use them. Don't get me started on the ridiculous metaphors. Good lord. "Does a sliverfish swim through a net made by a Halpen?" What?!?! Maybe if you told us what the heck those two things were we would know. I love my Sci-fi, fantasy, all that. I'm a self proclaimed geek. But even I have my limits. Know why these books get longer and longer every time? Becasue the are rewritten over and over and over and over and the wheel of time continues a new...
