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Title: Makes me go urrrggghhh, not arrgggh!
Review: I thought, OK, pirates, how bad can it be. Trust me, from the very first scene, this was bad:Opening scene, a map of England is shown, and the area down in the lower right corner is labeled Wales, when it should be Cornwall(although Cardiff is shown up where Wales is).When we're introduced to Stacy Keach's character, he has a patch over his eye. Too bad there's a visible hole through it so he can see.When the opening sea battle is shown, the 'Queen Anne's Revenge' is shown about 100 yards astern of the French ship she's pursuing, but suddenly fires a broadside.The dialogue is so bad, I expect the scurvy dogs to say "What up?" and "Far out"(kind of like inThe Count of Monte Cristowhen Luis Guzman as Jacopo says "Okay"), but they at least should have used "Larboard" rather than "Port".This makes me want to send the makers of this film the Black Spot!
