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Title: Top movie - I think!?!
Review: With stars such as Jeannie Slit, Mona Lots and Katrina (no surname) listed in the credits, you know it's going to be a great movie. Watch for the "sprinkler girl" murder scene; what thousands of dollars they must have spent on special effects! The video cover tells you the movie lasts 80 minutes or so, but it actually finishes after 45 minutes of top acting, top storyline, and top-notch FX. Another convincing and innovative murder occurs when a sunbathing beauty (with blotchy legs and homely face) gets a bottle of suntan-lotion, plus contents, rammed into her mouth. Of course she fails to hear the murderer approaching from behind, and there's not another soul on the whole of the beach to witness the incident!!! Top acting honours must go to the unseen cop who, at the movie's conclusion, sticks a fake-looking gun out from behind a door and says in a deadpan voice, "Police!" I can't emphasise enough what top stuff this is. Buy/rent/steal a copy at your peril.
