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Title: What a joke...
Review: This is the worst book I've ever read. After I read it i wanted to put it in the toilet and go to the bathroom on it. This book has no plot, characters with no originality, and the battle descriptions that I've always relied on Salvatore to write with such quality were nonexistent in this book. This was a pathetic excuse of literature. Salvatore was trying to write about little childrens' fantasies that have to do with a purple toad jumping onto a green lillipad with a fork on it. Does that make sense? Of course not!!!! Neither does this book. Salvatore let off a stinkbomb when he wrote this. Salvatore didn't include anything about himself even though he said this was his autobiography. What is Salvatore now an imaginary person named Elbryan. I think he's too far in his own dreams and is living in a fantasy world. The book Everyone Poops had more quality than this. If you bought this your blind to what makes a book worth reading. May purple elephants fly high forever!!!!
