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Title: voice of darkness
Review: as joseph conrad once wrote, "the horror, the horror." this is a must own if you are a masochist or a purveyor of kook culture- ms. jenkins is, without a doubt, one of the worst opera singers to ever darken the stage with her presence. although she gets points for effort, ms. jenkins manages to find the right note only accidentally, often shooting her voice across tonal wastelands in the attempt. her rhythym is as shaky as her voice, creating a manic presence-- she is a songbird, but only in the context of being devoured by a large cat. indeed, the recordings of a madwoman. her story is far more interesting than her performance, the rich widow who took her fortune and made a career for herself, selling out carnegie hall with performances more befitting an execution than a opera concert. buy a copy for your next kitsch dinner party, then bury it in the backyard, under consencrated ground...
