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Title: Don't Bother
Review: Maximum of 1,000 words for the review? That's easy. I could do it in 2 words: don't bother. But, since I do have more space I'll add that this is nothing than a transparent attempt to have a hit. There's barely a glimmer of the Jewel that you fell in love with ages ago who spoke from her heart.
