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Title: Used once, now she is gone
Review: I'm writing this for my wife. I bought it as a gag gift for her 40th birthday. I told her since she was officially an old Cougar, she needed wolf urine to attract a date. Well, the packaging wasn't clear enough on how to apply the urine to get the desired response. Apparently boiling it down to a thick sticky paste and coating her body concentrated the effect to the point that the wolves in the neighborhood want let her leave the den. I'm going to need a couple more bottles to get through the winter.
