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Title: a dispicable compliation of [garbage]
Review: This is by far the worst album that has ever been produced. It is a shame that I can not give it less than one star. Garage bands display more musical prowess and better lyrics have appeared on Sesame Street. No guitar solos, as I am sure you know. Whiney, self-pittying lyrics like the rest of the garbage on the radio ("Invisible Kid" stands out here). You have been warned! Lars is currently disgruntled that our government uses Metallica's as well as other metal bands music to intimidate terrorists between interogations. Someone call the ACLU! It would be more humane to subject them to anthrax (not the band). It is a shame to say that Metallica is officially dead. I guess we'll have to look to the dim-witted likes of Staind and Godsmack as the new hard rock harbingers. This album, however, makes a terrific coffee coaster.
