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Title: Big Brown Whatever...
Review: John Paul, a morph of Brian Wilson, Niel Sedaka and Andy Williams, has created a turgid aural hypnosonic psychoromp into easy listening Satanic snorkle smurf rock revealed through a dream vision by the Dark One himself. An absolute MUST HAVE for any music listener, this collection of surf tripe will find you... Its pure brilliance lies in its unabashed banal crooning of down's syndrome inducing glib gabba-gabba hey hoo doo hit lyrics and slurpy syrupy swooning synthethic beats and solos. It all just fills my soul to the rim. I will never forget "The Moon is God's Flashlight," because I'm so attracted to it. Bong along with the antichrist and you too will go Coco-Loco. It's unbelievable!
