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Title: Unbelievably dismal.
Review: I've only ever thrown away two books in my life before. This will be the third one! I just wasted four evenings of my life reading this awful thing. It's dull, long-winded but saying not much of anything, with dismal characters that you just want to slap. This whole 800-odd page book (I have the paperback) leads you to the last 20 or so pages where the researchers finally find Dracula. Dracula isn't frightening, he's old, uninteresting and smelly. If this is what an MFA teaches you to write I'm glad I don't have one. And what was a literary board thinking when this author was given an award for a novel-in-progress?Worst dreck I've ever read. Seriously. And to the author, GET AN EDITOR, pleeeeaaase.
