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Title: Boring, pretentious, and about as edgy as a marshmallow.
Review: There's nothing wrong with this book that couldn't have been fixed by having Stephen King rewrite it as a short story. The central conceit (which I won't reveal here in case you go against my advice and read this book anyway) isn't a terrible idea, but Danielszewski doesn't do anything of interest with it. The framing story, filled with Johnny Whatshisface's hedonic adventures, might be titillating if you've lived in a church basement your entire life. I haven't.
