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Title: Who would pay 50.99 for this piece of s*it
Review: I have a theory about this movie. Someone secretly got a hold of Jean Claude Van Damme's DNA, and decided to clone him. The result is our hero in this piece of dreck. A prostitute that becomes a nun, dinosaurs with exploding neck collars (to quote Tom Servo, "So that's how the dinosaurs became extinct.") and a feeling that this was filmed from a script written by Ed D. Wood Jr.
