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Title: Don't say we didn't warn you!
Review: Yep, it really is that bad. I was going to write a review, but instead, if you are considering watching this film, I'd suggest you go over to rottentomatoes and read the large collection of professional reviews. They pretty much say it all--just a grand, big budget mess of a film. The serious acting is comical, the plot is pointless, and Angelina, who are you kidding with that ridiculous accent? I think the best review would be by a psychoanalyst trying to psychoanalyze Oliver Stone through this movie. I think there's a lot of frustrated subconscious mucking about in this one. Of course, now that you've heard it's so bad you'll want to watch it just to see how bad it is. Use the fast forward a lot--you'll feel better if you do. I'll give it two stars for a few moments of good historical recreation, especially the elephant stuff.
