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Title: Block that metaphor!
Review: Where's the plot? The barn's already been converted into a house. There are no really big adventures to deal with and no real excitement unless you consider insulating a building exciting. (Just keep imagining the pulsating punch of the staple gun and maybe you'll get deeply into it...) The other big problem is that the author can't restrain his desire to describe everything in terms of a big, somtimes unbelievably cloying, metaphor. I wanted to scream, "Enough already! Just describe it succinctly and move on."
