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Title: Dreadful
Review: This movie really didn't have much going for it. Nichole Kidman and particularly Tom Cruise aren't very talented actors. This is made worse by bland and unrealistic dialogue. The plot can be summarized in a sentence. And by the advertising campaign, you think there would at least be some vicarious thrill of seeing a weird-sex-party - which was a whole lot of nothing.Dull dull dull. A fourth of the theatre walked out. I was surprised at reading the Amazon reviews - I would think this (and the equally dreadful A.I.) would convince Kubrick fans that the emperor has no clothes. Instead, I see reviews which toute the negatives as positives, and criticize naysayers as lacking the true insite they possess. Don't believe the lies! I think such reviewers have adopted the cynical outlook that a movie being boring, emotionally detached, and occasionally vague means it *must* be a work of art. I really don't see another reason anyone would give this more than a star.
