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Title: Did you actually fall for this?
Review: Eyes closed. This is a wierd movie. The sexuality in it is not sexy, it is wierd. The ending is utterly unsatisfactory. I'm not a Stanley Kubrick fan. I think he is pretty bad. The actors talk too slow. It's all part of the pseudo wierdness that is going on in this inferior movie. They built us a complicated structure, and I'm standing on the sidelines pointing out that the emperor has no clothes on, and his underwear is funny looking. And what is that stupid ending anyway? And does the Tom Cruise character have a mind? Or is he a suit of clothes with a balloon inside, being led around by the nose by every other character in the movie? Would it be too much to ask to have Nicole Kidman's character have her head screwed on straight instead of being whatever the hell she is here? This flick was made in Jonathan Swift's Laputa, land in the sky. Hey - let's get down to earth a little. A little reality please, in the characters, their reactions, something?
