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Title: A favorite of thieves too.
Review: I really appreciate the quality and fine workmanship of this thermos bottle, like everyone else. I bought one in the 90's, and took it to work everyday. Living in America's premier Banana Republic had made me wary of crooks, and though I worked for the Federal Government, I kept it under lock and key when not in use. I noticed an ex-cop I worked with, had formed an attachment to my thermos, and years passed as I flaunted it when he was around. To make a long story short, one day I was very busy, and thought he couldn't possibly know it was unprotected that one day. I was wrong. He did. He gloated for years to privately torment me. Now I have one thermos for the price of two. My brother's theory of soaking his shiny new tools in salt water, saying shiny things drive thieves crazy, proved true.
