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Title: More quasi-Tarantino gorgonzola
Review: What hath QT wrought?Why did the script have to make Philip (V. D'Ofrio's character) SUCH a CHUMP? Why couldn't he be a regular guy that was a little slow on the uptake? He's such an absymal dope that it's hard to CARE one way or another about him. (He actually says to his 3-dollar-bill of a lady-love: "You're like a bit of Heaven here on Earth!" I paraphrase, but I assure you it's very close.) If you believe [slight spoiler] that a relative pipsqueak as Frank Whaley (who WAY overacts as a sleazeball) could take Michael Madsen (one big mutha) in a fight, I've got some swampland in Florida I could sell you at a vastly reduced rate. Most of the dialogue can be filed under "Who talks this way in real life?" Rebecca DeMornay is so wooden she could be a tree."Winner" has PLENTY of good actors, but they are stuck with a LAME SCRIPT. It's so silly and contrived it makes "Ocean's 11" (either version) seem like a documentary by comparison.
