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Title: Perplexing effort
Review: I am perplexed at the acclaim and popular attention that this debut novel has received. The setting is very vivid and fresh, but the story sags and appears to read as if one was pulling mundane details from a diary. The novel tilts much too far to the descriptive, to the point where the writer himself fails to fully understand how far he has ventured into meaningless structure. One sentence just threw me for a loop and made me wonder if the critics were actually reading a different, better written edition of the novel. The beginning of one chapter starts, (I'm going from memory here, but the clumsiness is accurate), "The dress she was wearing was a green dress." Ah, this is high literature? Some of the other prose isn't far off.
