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Title: Douchebags (not) wanted
Review: This book is similar to being tea-bagged by members of Hugh Hefner arm-candy; You'll be wildly entertained the whole time and when it's over, you'll be left with a warm, tingly sensation in your testicles. This book is not for the metrosexual (gay) and female rights advocates among us but, rather, hearkens back to a time when being a chauvinistic prick was considered an endearing quality in a man. However, a word of warning: if you enter this reading endeavor with the intent of finding a serious read your colon will explode in a fiery ball of pirate semen...and that's a hard one to explain to the ER staff.
