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Title: Huh?
Review: Is this some kind of inside joke? What is going on here? Is it about a free trip to Portugal for Malkovich and Deneuve. This strange film has more story in the printed on-screen epilog than in the 90 preceding minutes. Talky and long static shots. If you look up "PRETENTIOUS" in the dictionary, there should be an image of this film's poster for a definition. It would be REALLY interesting to know the circumstances of how this movie got made. Maybe it was blackmail. Or everyone was kidnapped and it was shot under some kind of death threat. I can't imagine Malkovich and Deneuve read the script and agreed because of the story and I can't imagine they got big bucks because it looks like it was shot on no budget. Maybe Satan made them do it. But he already has a bad name. The only Faustian thing about this movie is that it's hell to sit through. I give it one star because it was in focus and I like the moss on one of the tree branches in a scene near the end.
