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Title: Hum-Drum, Ridiculous Psuedo-Erotica
Review: This film is supposedly an erotic thriller but it turns out to be only a mess. Linda Fiorentino lacks the presence and sex appeal of Sharon Stone or even Nicole Kidman. Chaz Palmentari is cadaver-like and David "Who Needs NYPD Blue" Caruso in no leading man. And the cast is just the beginning of the problems. The plot and script are silly though Director William Freidkan tries in vain to raise the suspense. There are some unintentional momemts of humor: the blackmail photos of Richard Crenna have obviously been doctored to give him a seemingly buffed body and the "erotic" scene with Fiorentino, a stranger, and some panty hose is so poorly staged it's a riot.
