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Title: You'd Spend Your Time Better Cleaning Out A Closet
Review: Horrendously overlong. Enough plot for maybe a 250-page book. Some chapters are beyond plodding. Some plotpoints are so obvious, you'll get them 100 pages before the lead characters do. The final showdown is less than jaw-dropping. There are moments, but moments are dwarfed in a tome 641 pages long.Dracula would go thirsty if he were depending on Kostova for bloody thrills.
