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Title: Needed: Good Guys to Fight
Review: I bought the eye mask shortly after entering the dojo of my Shogun Master, Henri Ducard. He only provided used handkerchiefs as blindfolds, and I was a bit of a germaphobe. Hell, that's one of the biggest reasons I chose to study on a mountaintop. My eye mask arrived from amazon 2 days later. The mailmen they send are surprisingly athletic. I asked him to stay and train with me a while, but he needed to deliver an urn to some daughter in Colorado.The eye mask works perfectly. I've gotten hit from all sides and not seen a thing. It gives just a curve of padding around the eyes to prevent itching, so I can focus all my energy on my bruises and fractured bones. The Velcro strap in the back allows me to store a knife behind my head in case of emergency (self defense only, of course). I notice immediate improvement in my performance. By day 3, I can hardly feel anything coming at me. And it's all thanks to my dream essentials sweet dreams contoured sleep mask!
