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Title: Overlong, Overhyped, Underedited
Review: It's the time of year for "Beach Books",but this is vacation reading only if you want to sleep in yourlounge chair. Unrealistic, stilted dialog and overwrought prosetell a story in 700 or so pages, which is about 400 too many.And don't even get me started on the ridiculous coincidences andawkward plot devices that drive this story. Pass on this,and read, or even re-read, Stoker and King.
