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Title: The "Plan 9" of action movies
Review: Except that unlike "Plan 9" it had a high budget, which makes it even worse. The screenplay to this *had* to be written by a ten year old boy: there is simply no other explanation. The much-vaunted "action" scenes are ludicrous in the extreme. Bad guys dropping like flies when Ahnold's gun isn't even pointed at them, and flying through the air from a wimpy little explosion at least 10 yards away. Like another reviewer said, this might merit 5 stars as a bad-movie classic.
