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Title: You think you're smart...
Review: Well then this is the movie for you. Go have a ball withit...it'll keep you talking for hours about how powerful it was, howmoving, how thought provoking... Then, once you've reasoned it out, rationalized in your mind why the film deserves to have taken up so much celluloid that would have served us better as "Con Air" sequels, explain to the world, or why you are giving it five stars.Here's what I say this film is about, and why I give it 1 star (for technical brilliance alone).A happy couple decides that they despise each other, want an affair, then love each other and want to work things out (or rather, f---) all in 24 hours.Just because Kubrick made 2001 and Barry Lyndon doesn't mean he's flawless, and just because you went to film school doesn't make you a critic. In the end, this movie will be forever remembered as a mindless, juvenile sex romp and, I am deighted to say, will never rank among the classics.
