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Title: PLEASE!
Review: James O'Blivion, just obviously doesn't like getting scared in movies, so he won't try to take them seriously, so that he won't get scared. Poor sap. If you just see films as films, why see them at all. How boring would that be. Go seek help from a 5 year old and ask him how to use your imagination. Anyway, this film stinks. Wasn't scary, just down right hillarious. It isn't disturbing at all, these people who gave it a good review, want to sound like intelligent film viewers, well you all failed and now I think of you as idiots. This isn't scary, and I really wanted it to be. The only film that really stuck with me a long time was The Exorcist. Remember to leave all expectations at the door, wich you should do for any movie you see, and keep an open mind, but try not to act like someone important. This movie bites, and should be considered a comedy, because it is so funny. The only thing scary about it is the FBI warning!
