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Title: Confused?
Review: You may be baffled by the lineup on this "Beach" movie - while Annette is back in her "DeeDee" role, she's now "Deadhead's" (Jody McCrea) girlfriend rather than Frankie's. Frankie, meanwhile, takes the role of a Martian military commander (you can tell it's Mars because they used a red filter over the camera lens!) - maybe after playing "Potato Bug" in "Bikini Beach" he thought he was stretching his chops. Tommy Kirk is, not surprisingly, uneasy in his role as the Martian sent to Earth by Frankie to hang out with Annette and various other nubile females. Things are marginally improved by the antics of Buster Keaton, Dorothy Lamour appears long enough to sing a tune, and Elsa Lanchester does her patented airheaded-old-lady act to perfection. Harmless nostalgic fun, but whoever made this page, and thinks this movie is rated "R", is insane. Strictly G-rated stuff - it IS 1964, after all!
