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Title: Dig a deep hole and bury me please
Review: Bury me, burn me, feed me to giant frogs, anything, ANYTHING to keep me from ever accidentally seeing this atrocity again. Prehistoric valley-cavegirls in styling mouse and sports bras, the silliest imaginable dialogs, k-mart costumes, pathetic special effects, direction so pedestrian it needs mowing down by a bus, and a script so bad it hurts the brain. PLEASE someone tell me how this can be from the same George Miller who gave us The Road Warrior? "Sleep with one eye open" the guide says. FINE, if i can watch this movie with BOTH EYES CLOSED (and the sound off). Rating: ZERO STARS. NO STARS. NEGATIVE 5 STARS. You owe US stars just for watching.
