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Title: waste of film
Review: about 10 seconds of rosario dawson topless and 1/2 hour of battle scenes (desert battle average - elephant battle pretty good) doesn't make up for the remaining 2 1/2 hours of puerile rot. it is a common failing of directors making movies of ancient heroes to attempt to connect with modern mores - macedonians bringing freedom and western values to the middle east, in this case. the persian empire of darius was probably more open, and certainly more sophisticated than the macedonian one. and, in any event, alexander was concerned only with conquest and certainly did not suffer from the angst manifested by mr. stone's updated counterpart. i did kind of enjoy alexander's yiddishe momma (angelina jolie) describe how great zeus was in bed.
