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Title: More Like "Sword Through My Eye"!!!
Review: Indie film or not, this is the shoddiest piece of filming I've ever seen. Very poor production values(using the term loosely). I've watched better videos on YouTube taken with people's cellphones. Filmed mostly at a Renaissance Festival site(Bristol) during off-season, they didn't even bother to remove the garbage can holders! Most of the costumes look like they were borrowed from the faire's "Rent-A-Costume-And-Look-Authentic-While-Walking-The-Faire" booth. English accents are non-existant, as is acting ability(not to mention intelligent plot. NO attempt at any authenticity. Swordsmanship? WHERE???OMG, please....save the $20.00 this dreadful DVD costs and go to your local Faire. At least you can be entertained all day(instead of horrified for 93 minutes), eat a turkey leg, flirt with the local "maidens", enjoy the hysterical swordplay of Don Juan & Miguel, the witty humor of Ded Bob and go home happy(except for the sunburn) with a bag of cinnamon almonds;o)))
