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Title: bring the excitement of doctors' offices to your own home
Review: Does your child have too many brain cells? Want to condition your child for a lifetime of elevator music? Do you find syncopation and too many 8th-notes far too stimulating for your little one? The twins provide you with hours of music to cure all your woes. Here are 102 of your previously favorite songs, sung in a choral style to ensure a uniform, bland vocal noise rendering the lyrics indistinct. Accompanying the vocals are the synthesizer-generated instruments with spashes of musak-inspired jazz. In this way, the eyes are sure to glaze over and zombie-like behavior can be attained in record time.
