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Title: Moves at a snail's pace
Review: It's a good concept, and some truly dazzling sentences occasionally shine out among the (forgive me) awful prose. But it's just so dang BORING! The journey from Alexandria to Bethlehem, which could easily have been covered in three chapters, drags over half the freaking book. There's so much repetition, and tiny short repetitive sentences alternating with huge, paragraph-long sentences, that I just couldn't bring myself to finish the last 1/4. I can't picture, or care about, any of the characters, including our young protagonist.
