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Title: Unexpected side effects
Review: Looking to enhance the potency of my natural man-musk, I applied this product liberally to my unwashed body. In my usual fashion, I waited for my lady to finish her box of wine and nightly hour of Lifetime programming. Just as she was about to pass out I made my move. I have no idea if the product worked for her, because shortly after, everything went black.Now there is a half-eaten pigeon on the floor next to my laptop and I've learned that my lady has fled to her mother's in disgust after trying, unsuccessfully, to prevent me from scent marking the entire house. Also, I smell like pee.
