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Title: Moviemaking in a coma, I know, I know, it's serious...
Review: While I was sleeping, another brilliant movie was made that had local pundits from KWHO-TV in Fargo calling it "The Feel-Good Movie of the Year! " and WHOR-FM in Jacksonville saying "The Best Date Movie of the Decade! " Cornfed slackjawed drones reminiscent of Jean of The Onion's "A Room of Jean's Own" drooled into their over buttered troughs of popcorn while they tried desperately to live vicariously by squeezing their cellulite thighs into a celluloid Sandra Bullock's size 7 Guess? jeans. For the easily duped and constantly outsmarted, this movie will provide endless entertainment. Both candy-coated stars are for you, but don't eat them. Think I'll hit the snooze bar.
