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Title: Bloated, distended, and lurid as an over-sated royal corpse.
Review: Even the superfluity of formal nicety can't redeem this pretentious movie by one of cinema's most over-rated directors. What of it is being celebrated as psycho-sexual insight is simply platitudinous. Kubricks's despotic and fatuous self-assurance is oppressively evident in its merciless length, its arbitrarily long pauses in the midst of vacuous speech, its gratutiously voyeuristic nudity, and in the directorially enforced blandness (and, on occasion, freakishness) of the acting.
