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Title: RATT-N-ROLL? Mice fans pay the toll!
Review: This is a prime example of why we can't change the tv clicker from VH-1 when they show their "Where are they now?" shows. Lyrics laced together with bad rhyme schemes (i.e. early KISS tunes), Stephen Pearcy whining his raspiness with forced ineptitude, and cheesy guitar licks (just how many of the songs on this "album!??!" begin with the same boring guitar effect?) all add up to a "bowl of queso cheese fondue!" RATT had it going on until "Detonator" and should have just faded into the sunrise just as most of the 80's hair-bands did/should have. Just like my mom saw Elvis in 50s and 60s with high anticipation, she refrained from seing him glomp onto stage in the 70s with a half hoagie hanging out of polyster fatsuit. RATT-N-ROLL will always be a part of me but as for this "Portrait" they should wipe the fog off and REALLY look in the mirror!
