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Title: WANT TO SEE MY ONE-EYED MARTIAN?
Review: This is a fairly lame Italian sc-fi film with bad special effects and a bad plot. It borders on campy, but doesn't cross the line often enough to make the film a cult classic. Instead it is a dud. Louise Marleau plays a very young Col. Stella Holmes. She doesn't like to be called "baby" but enjoys a good smack to the face. (Italian film give away.) Exploding head alien eggs are discovered on a coffee ship from South America. Our colonel recalls an astronaut who returned from a Mars mission talk about such eggs and drew pictures of them, because taking a camera to Mars wouldn't make any sense.Eventually they travel to South America to find the source of the contaminated coffee.There are better and campier Italian sc-fi films. This one didn't make it for me in either category. You might want to keep the remote handy.Parental Guide: No f-bombs, sex, or nudity.
