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Title: Why can't we give zero stars?
Review: This cinematic claptrap is as lame as they come. Never mind that the story makes a complete mockery of the biblical account of Noah, it's just plain bad acting and directing. And who, oh who, ever gave actors the idea that people in the ancient Middle East spoke with a British accent? This "movie" -- and I use the term loosely -- is simply awful. Don't waste your time.
