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Title: Boring, Boring, Boring!
Review: Just finished this five-hundred-page mess. I have never been so bored or frustrated with a novel as I found myself with THIS one! Unnecessarily long, unnecessarily wordy, and as frightening as an episode of The Brady Bunch, this novel trudges on forever, is terribly anti-climatic, and fills the reader's head with so much rambling nonsense that, by page 180, I considered abandoning the read. But, I hung in there--hoping the story would improve with each page--only to realize that this unnecessarily complex mess of characters and plot lines only gets worse. The most thrilling aspect of the story is FINISHING it--never to have to read it again! Huge waste of time.
