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Title: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Review: SPOILER: (I hate spoilers, but I wish I had seen this one before reading this awful book)900 pages of ponderous searching for the Prince of Darkness when finally (mercifully) they discover his tomb. At last, the denouement, when we face Dracula's end game, when all those shadowy secrets are revealed, when the drama reaches a fever pitch! So what happens? They shoot him through the heart, he dies. No great battle, no real peril, no revelations, no creativity. LAME. After Kostova crafts this epic villain who has cheated death through the centuries via savage cunning and supernatural resources, she kills him in one silly paragraph. GAAAACK!A WASTE OF TIME!
