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Title: Sssssssssssss-ucks!
Review: Wil Wheaton stages a comeback! Hooray! Actually, he's just there to get eaten, somewhere towards the end of the movie. And whoopee!!!-a Jenny McCarthy cameo, too! (Sorry, boys. She keeps her top on.) I have to ask: can a big snake really knock someone's head off with its tail in one swipe? Seriously, I want some biology experts to weigh in on this. I have to know, just to restore some of McCarthy's character's well-earned dignity.But wait... here comes Robert Englund of "Nightmare on Elm Street" fame! Surely HE will make this movie worth watching! Unfortunately, after countless scenes of stroking the python's fragile ego, he wanders off to get killed somehow. (A disappointment, really. I propose another sequel... "Freddy vs. Python"!)By the way, everything else about this movie is terrible, too.
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