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Title: Worst book ever written. Bar none. Deserves -5 stars.
Review: This is the worst book I have ever read in my entire life(or in all my other lives if I was shirley mcclaine). Nothing happens. I think reading the ingredients to a can of soup is more exciting. The only good thing about a book like this is to show aspiring authors how not to write. In addition to Strunk & White's book on writing, this book should be quoted for 'bad style' quotes. Oh, this book makes an excellent fuel if you run out of logs for the fireplace. I don't believe in the death penalty. Therefore, I would let deathrow inmates read this book.However, that might be considered 'CRUEL & UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT'. I just finished reading this book, and am seriously considering suicide;)
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