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Title: Hemingway in earnest
Review: The words in this book are scripted in black ink upon the pages and the pages of the book are white. The whiteness of the each page is light against the darker skin of the fingers of your hand as you turn the pages of this book after reading the words on each page. A white page might be stained with a dried brown puddle of coffee if you accidentally spill the coffee you drink in an effort to stay awake while reading this book. The ponderous oncoming words on the seemingly endless pages of this book flow ponderously as they keep coming on each page, white page after white page of script in black ink. Coffee is good and necessary for anyone who reads this book. Coffee, good and necessary, and lots of it.
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