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Title: Great book, but this is for the guy who wrote another novel:
Review: Hey buddy, nobody wanted you to summarize the book! We don't read these things to learn the plot of the story, just to get a general flavor for the book. Here's a little tip for you: Nobody reads the reviews when they're longer than about six lines anyway. When your review covers the entire page everyone's definitely going to skip the whole thing! Just tell us whether you liked it or not and why next time, OK?
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