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Title: The greatest book I've ever read!
Review: I LOVE THIS BOOK!!! God, I can't get enough, this is the most amazing book in the history of mankind.Let me explain. You see I have, for some time, had trouble falling asleep. Nothing worked (except large amounts of alcohol, and that brought on its own set of problems), until I got this glorious piece of sh...literature.Afterwards, I couldn't fall asleep fast enough! This book is so dull and tedious, its like paper chloroform. Thank you, Robert Jordan!P.S. The best part is that even after I finally finished the book (probably in my sleep), I can still use it for its god-given purpose. All I have to do is think back to any part of this "torture-with-letters", and I'm out like a rock.
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