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Title: Go Fishing Instead
Review: Have you ever watched anyone fish? Pretty boring, isn't it? Well, just imagine how much more boring it would be to read about somebody else fishing. That should give you a sense of how mind-numbing an experience it is to read "The Old Man and the Sea." I am not ignorant of its deep religious symbolism. It is certainly a profound story, but it also happens to be a very dull one.
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