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Title: Can't believe I paid money for this
Review: I never go by someone else's review when I want to see a movie; I choose by story-line. This sounded like a good story. This movie was a middle-school production (financed by HSBC: imagine that), and I spent the entire time saying "really? SERIOUSLY?!". From the old-type black and white movies with the stereotyped Native American monosyllabic speech, to the female Indian who uses contractions and says "yer" a lot, to the over-pressurized blood spewing, I did chuckle a bit. There was quite a bit of Rambo scenes, as a matter of fact, almost EXACT Rambo scenes, except in ancient costume. I spent most of the movie laughing and talking to the TV. Wait, was this SUPPOSED to be a comedy? Oopsie...
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