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Title: My Review of "Contraband" by Rubber Underground
Review: Here's how life works when you're dumb like me: you read how great this CD is. you buy it, even though you feel kind of silly doing so because you know there's no possible way this band cannot suck. you play the CD. it sucks. lame lyrics, dated HairMetal power cords, unintentionally hilarious tough guy sleeve imagery. by this point, you realize that it's time to brush the choppers and change into the PJ's. you fall into a restless sleep, hoping tomorrow will be a better day....
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