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Title: Madonna as a Yoga Instructor Sporting a British Accent = BAD
Review: Now you'd think that by putting director John Schlesinger and Rupert Everett together something interesting would transpire--that is until you realize that Madonna's been added to the mix and therefore completely sinks an already vapid storyline even further. Unfortunately, it's not so bad that it's good (like "Showgirls")--it's just bad. Avoid this boring homophobic mess at all costs.
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