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Title: To Make an "Eragon"
Review: To Make an Eragon:Get a can of Lord of the Rings and pour it in a big pot.Add a couple of handfuls of Star Wars, a dash of Earthsea,and a pinch of Harry PotterStir together until not very well mixed.Dump in a large bag of obscure adjectives.Pour in a carton of monotony and useless descriptionMix until mixture resembles throwupPour into pan and bake until charcoal and smellyDecorate nicelyAsk your parents to market itGo on a giant sales tour, bragging about age and TolkienismPromise a thrilling trilogyWatch people devour your cake but run away before you see them throw up - then ignore any and all advice that might help you to make a better recipe and continue stirring up the same unedible slop.Copyright Christopher Paolini (even though his material infringed about a million of those circled c's)
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