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Title: Why waste words? It's the pits!
Review: If you want to waste three hours of your life on this excretia, just beware that -1. It's not a proper movie. It's shot on a clockwork webcam2. It's not even funny3. It only has the boring bits from the book4. It goes on forever5. You can get the same effect by watching flies buzzing around roadkillThis is like someone who aspires to be as good as Ed Wood but isn't even that good. Boring to the max!
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