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Title: Inexplicably pointless
Review: Hmmm. It seems that lately Jordan's two or three remaining fans (probably family) are trying to bump up his rating from a dismal 1.5 stars (with 1 being the minimum, this is like getting a .5) with lame reviews. This book was inexplicably lame, unfathomably pointless, and confoundingly pathetic. Is this actually a book, or just 600 pages of filler with about 3 sentences worth reading? Can the big bad Forsaken appear any sillier, weaker, or uninteresting? I doubt it. RJ has hit rock bottom with this latest "offering." I recall being as disappointed with the last three "novels" and will no longer purchase anything with "Robert Jordan" on the novel. Attempting to foist this drivel on anyone over the age of 8 shows no respect for his (former) readers' intellect and is just plain insulting. RJ, please quit writing bogus 5-star reviews for your book and get back to writing school.
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