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Title: This film is PANTS!
Review: How can anyone believe that old pensioner type duffer Sean "I live in the States and pretend to be Scottish" Connery could possibly pull someone like Catherine Zeta Jones? Maybe a similarity in acting capability won them over? The plot reminded me of what a 9 year old might write as a summer school essay ie. someone who has watched a lot of action films in a Hollywood style and ripped them all off so you don't have to think about what is going on.
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