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Title: Please poke my eyes out so I never ....
Review: Please poke my eyes out so I never make the mistake of reading a book this aweful again. I really should have known that the book was a giant turd simply by looking at the gimmicky title and author, but NOOOOO, I had to trust the 11 out of 12 reviewers who all said it would be awesome. Well, reviewer #12 ("If I wrote this book I wouldn't want people to know my name either"), hats off to you for calling it right -- I should have listened to your lone voice crying in the wilderness.In a nutshell:1. plot: childish, mostly poorly hacked together snippets from random "B" thriller/horror movies2. characters: hmmmm, let me think..... yea, same answer as #13. style: yup, you guessed it childish and mostly poorly hacked together snippets from random "B" thriller/horro moviesImprove your life, do NOT read this book!
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