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Title: Like wet sand in my underwear.
Review: This movie was good: good like catching a soup-plate in the throat at high velocity. Beyond the cheesy special effects (and if you thought they were good I have a lovely "pong" game I could sell you), all the viewer is left with is an empty feeling where good acting should have been. I also have to equate its script content with an adult-form Barney movie in its diluted attempt at entertainment. It was scary alright. Scary inasmuch as the masses opinion that "the mummy" was more fun than self-mutilation. I just wonder exactly how much the entertainment business will have to eat before it explodes from overconsumption. Heaven help us if this movie was intended to be "good".
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