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Title: Bowie is the only saving grace
Review: Imagine "Plan 9 From Outer Space", but twice as long, with a less coherent plot, grating music, and even more howlers. It's got assassins wearing matching gold-spangled motorcycle helmets. A university professor who insults his department head with impunity, then happily goes from banging coeds to living in a Quonset hut in the desert with nothing to do. Repeated images of people falling through space, some wearing shiny clothes. And best of all, a girlfriend for the spaceman whose only advantageous attributes are a love of gin and the ability to pick up a grown man; too bad she never learned to call emergency services when someone has a massive, bleeding seizure. I could go on but this movie already sucked 2 1/2 hours of my life away.
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