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Title: Absolutely Polyphiloprogenitive!!!
Review: Words fail me before this masterpiece of aleatoric evacuation. Master P (born Creola McMorikawa) has in this, his sophomore effort, recreated in toto the semblance of a long-departed Orlando Gibbons as processed through the sensibilities of a young Hawley Crippen. Gone are all the old supportive devices, the balalaikan propensities, the Krespin-like glissandi, the intercrural obsessions. Now, in their place, Creola has substituted stalking-horse platitudes of a most Pantagruelian nature, striated with the merest Aristarchian tenebrae. What was once just a tentative progenda is now a full-blown sepsis overlaid with Reichian polemical recusations. Such proclivities were formerly jejune, but in this context they are downright crepuscular. Only a genius could have carried it off. Unfortunately, Herr McMorikawa is all that and more.
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