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Title: Better than a poke with a stick... On second thought.....
Review: It's the best work the amateur volunteers workshop has ever done with over 2 weeks experience! With over twelve dollars budget for special effects, and nearly double that for costumes. Acting so good you will swear their features are carved in wood. It's better than "Ishtar" and "Plan 9 From Outer Space"! (Well, maybe not quite that good). It's perfect for collectors who like this stuff! Don't fail to miss it if you can! Antidotes are being concocted as you read this! Totally faithful to the book, but the author is still spinning in his grave. The story beats the Speelburg movie by miles, but it just flops otherwise.
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