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Title: Not the worst book I've ever read - but close.
Review: It's because of books like this that people think Fantasy novels are for children and idiots.Limp characterization. Huge plot holes. Purple prose. And dialogue so clunky you wonder if the author ever actually listened to people talk.Oh, and Cliches Cliches Cliches.I'm willing to give it two stars because there were a few mildly interesting plot twists.I might have liked this book if I'd read it when I was 13, but I liked everything when I was 13. Now I know a good book from a bad one, and this, my friends, is a bad one...
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