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Title: A silly rehash of Planet of the Apes
Review: This Planet of the Apes remake is just plain silly. There was no need to remake the beloved Charlton Heston classic; Michael Clark Duncan is a capable ape but the rest of the leads are wooden and seem comfortable playing monkeys. Tim Burton really messed up making this one. Now, I know this is supposed to be a review of Charlie's Angels Full Throttle but I got lazy damnit so this is a review of Planet of the Apes instead. Now, I have yet to see Full Throttle but I don't really like Cameron Diaz Bernie Mac or females in action pictures in general, So I give it one star. That out of the way, instead of wasting your money on Planet of the Apes rent the sci-fi masterpiece Tron instead; its like being born again.
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