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Title: I only gave it 1 because you can't give it 0.
Review: Don't get it. It was the worst $[amount] I ever spent on something. It has an impossible-to-follow story line and a boring, boring, plot. Classical? Harry Potter's more Classical than this. Save your $[amount], buy gum or something, I don't know.
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