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Title: Abysmal
Review: With stunning (because of a lack of quality) motionless graphics and surround-sound burps every 60 seconds, this game (game? video? Lame compliation of Powerpoint slides?) is sure to lull you to sleep before you get 5 minutes into it! Though you'll be sure to get to do exciting things like try and tickle your friends before any of you have had more than 2 ounces of beer! I suppose that could be awkward enough to make you want to drink more, but in that case, a shot a minute just wouldn't be fast enough.You're better off spending this money to buy a clock, which you can also use for non-drinking purposes. Also, it can tell you the time, as opposed to "42 minutes of pain left."
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