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Title: Awful
Review: This book is little more than glorified toilet paper.Go buy some Charmin . . . it's softer, the words on the package are more interesting, and it won't burn your a** when you realize you've wasted your money.I'm serious. This book is about aliens that live in your ... and look like red gold, legless weasles. Laugh, it's ok! ... I did! This story has to be a joke. If it is, Mr. King, I salute you for your humor.If you seriously thought this was a powerful work of literature or even a slightly entertaining read, you're a butt weasle.
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