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Title: The Pope still eats my rhododendrons.
Review: After seeing one of the customer pictures, I assumed this product would be very good for solving my unique problem. Every Sunday after mass, the Pope sneaks into my backyard and goes to town on all my plants. Normally I have to spend the whole night awake with a shotgun and a floodlight to keep him away, which naturally makes work difficult on Mondays. Having seen that this product is an effective scarePope based on customer pictures, I immediately made the purchase,hoping that my worries would be over. When I woke up Monday morning, lo and behold all my rhododendrons were missing. Also, garden slugs ate my tomatoes. This is entirely unrelated, but I'm mad about it anyway.
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