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Title: Watch this movie only if you hate yourself.
Review: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation might be the worst movie ever made. It is an insult and a disgrace to the good name that is the original. It is banal and pointless, and watching the scenes it stole from the from the original make you feel like an idiot for ever thinking they were scary. The fact is, since this movie is a half-cocked remake there's really no reason to watch it. This is especially true considering the second remake is actually good. Don't watch this movie, if you own it punch yourself.
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