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Title: A Great Book to Help Insomniacs Go to Sleep!!
Review: What was Jean thinking? How in the world did his parents not report him missing? Of course, he lives in a tree. This book is so unrealistic because there could not possibly be a tree with a thick enough trunk in New York to hollow out. Of course, I wouldn't know, because I fell asleep after the first couple pages. I don't know what all of these people read, but it couldn't be this book. Now, you are probably wondering why I finished it (I mean skimmed it). I was forced to read it by my 5th grade teacher. She was probably scoffing at us behind our backs "ha, ha! I'll make them read this book". Why can't Sam have any troubles? You couldn't possibly train a wild falcon. It would scratch your eyes out before you even had a chance to touch it. I recommended this book to only one person, my worst enemy. So, please do yourself a favor (a BIG favor) and stay far away from this book.
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