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Title: The Big Bore
Review: Already one of the most boring movies ever made, Luc Besson has added insult to injury by putting 50 more minutes of boredom into this agonizingly slow film. Rosanna Arquette's giggly performance is the cinematic equivalent of fingernails on slate. Jean-Marc Barr delivers no performance whatsoever, just mugs for the camera with a lost look on his face. And Jean Reno plays his usual gravel-throated self. Predictably enough, this film has been artificially elevated to classic cult status by dreary film snobs who think a slow pace equals a deep and meaningful story. In this case, only the ocean is deep. The brain behind this film is shallower than a tidal pool.
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