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Title: Poor John Carpenter
Review: Why in the world did Carpenter let himself get dragged down into this mess? Jon Bon Jovi assembling a vampire hunting team of a 16-year old Mexican kid, the brother from Family Matters, a sorta-vampire on a anti-vampire drug (even though being a vampire means being dead, which medicine can't help), and a priest whose acting was so wooden every time he lied his nose grew? It's just as bad as it sounds.A master vampire desires to exist in sunlight, and JBJ's crew must stop that from happening. To do so they must eradicate all vampires in sight, protect a black cross, and keep their head above a tidal wave of campiness. Most of the acting is so nonchalant I could swear one of the actors fell asleep while delivering a line. Some decent gore here and there, but action is horrible and acting is worse.Just because Bon Jovi made a song called "Shot Through the Heart" doesn't mean he should be "acting" in vampire movies. Avoid this like syphilis.
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