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Title: The worst movie I've ever seen.
Review: This was such a piece of [film] it's hard to describe. I bought it based on the cover, thought I was getting a 'kung fu' flick, you know lots of choreographed fights, etc. It was just a [bad] bunch of meaningless stuff strung together and called a movie. I laughed briefly once, at one line in the movie when a female victim rescued by one of the male characters says, "how can I repay you" and the guy smiles at the camera. Other than that, I watched with a blank, irritated expression. Do not buy this movie under any circumstance. My only hope now is that this movie will become a cult classic by virtue of the fact that it is so bad, and I will be able to sell it to someone else and get my money back.
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