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Title: Read this review instead of this book
Review: I've never read a Vonnegut book before, and now I know why. He died and so I saw him on the news and figured I should give him a shot. Cat's Cradle kind of sounded dumb and it turns out it doesn't mean anything, but I don't judge books by their covers because that can't tell you anything, so I decided to read it anyway.After the first sentence I knew the book was stupid. "Call me Jonah?" I mean, why call him anything? What kind of crappy book starts like that? Is that some kind of in joke or something where all the Vonnegutians are laughing SO HARD because he is SO FUNNY again. It only took three words for me to know the book was dumb, but I kept reading it because I didn't want to give up and figured it may grow on me, but it didn't, unless you mean grow on you like athlete's foot does, by which I mean in a bad way, not like it grows on you a whole lot, because it doesn't except in a bad way.
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