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Title: The worst movie ever that didn't have the Spice Girls in it.
Review: I have seen this movie three times (against my wishes) and it just kept getting worse and worse with each viewing. This movie completely, totally, utterly su**s. The pathetic attempts at comedy work for the film's first thirty seconds before becoming unbelievably boring and stupid. Not only are the jokes (if you can call them that) not funny, but they beat you over the head trying to make you laugh so hard when all you really want to do is burn the VCR (or DVD or whatever the hell you're watching this on). Trey Parker and Matt Stone should forget about acting ever again and stick with making construction paper swear, and watching Jenny McCarthy try to act is just about the only thing worth laughing at here. Seeing Ernest Borgnine and Robert Stack in a movie this crappy turns my stomach. I really can't say enough bad things about it, but if I have to sum it up, Baseketball f***ing blows.
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