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Title: Pretentious, absurd, boring, Pitt-iful!
Review: An absurd plot premise, leaden acting from the romantic leads,long, empty head shots, heavy-handed directing, an utterlack of movement or action, even the romance is senselessand illogical. Positively painful to watch. A film suitableonly for Pitt-iphiliacs who can endure countless repetitionsof his two facial expressions - coyly feigned incomprehension,the dawning sly smile. Pardon while I puke....
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