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Title: Trust me, buy this CD immediately.
Review: Truly one of the all time great bands, crafting brilliant songs beyond compare, beyond cult status. Sure, we all know that band leader, Lee Mavers, says its a God awfully insufficient representation of the band, but it is the only means by which I have had the glorious opportunity to hear these songs. I hesitate to think of the truly inhuman awesomeness a Maver's approved album would have been, being that I insist this recording be present in the collection of anyone with any musical sense whatsoever. The question is not whether or not you should buy this album, but whether or not you are worthy of it.
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