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Title: "Wott nooos too-dey?"
Review: Never have so few mangled so many words of the English language as the cast of this home movie. None of them can do an English accent but figure that if they mispronounce a word completely in the most surreal way then that'll do. It's hysterically funny for the first few minutes, but then you realise the film is so slow and so bad that you feel your will to live being sapped. It's the most crazily incompetent film ever made, bad on every single technical level and a lousy bit of storytelling to boot. When it takes 50 minutes for the Martian cyclinder to open, you know these poor deluded fools don't know the first thing about how to make a film. I doubt they even had a script. It plays like they had a copy of the book and passed it round before each take! Pathetic. It's almost worth buying to see just how bad a film can be, but in the end it's just too long and boring to provide much in the way of laughs.
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