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Title: A Real Bore-fest
Review: 1 star because it's better than listening to a droning jet engine for 3 hours. The story is dumb, there is no chemistry between the two stars, and the story is real dumb. Did I say the story is dumb? Jones is a thief/insurance investigator who is hired/forced to capture the old master, played by Connery, except she falls in love, a la The Thomas Crowne Affair, with the bad guy and they run off into the sunset together. Except there doesn't appear to be any real motivation for the two thieves to work together and we never see any affection develop between the two. I guess we're just suppossed to assume that 2 good-looking people must naturally love each other. Insomniacs will enjoy the interminable "teaching Zeta how to crawl in-and-around a ridiculous amount of crossed laser beams" scene.
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