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Title: Just a couple of guys holding their breath
Review: A friend and I saw this in the theater when it was released, and found that it compared favorably to Andy Warhol's "Empire" for "movie where absolutely nothing happens." The absurdity of "free diving" as a spectator sport is complemented by the surrealism of pianos on the beach, etc. As we were walking home, my friend asked, "What was the purpose of having Rosanna Arquette in the movie?" I coolly replied, "Well, she's the love interest. Without her the whole movie would just be about two guys holding their breath." That last line has been a running joke between us for 18 years.
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