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Title: Life is just too short for this
Review: Imagine a horror movie made by 13 year old boys with a limited budget who've been eating chocolate and drinking coca cola all morning. No actually, that would probably be much better. This was utter, utter nonsensical trash. Some may try to pass off the fact that it was so bad as some kind of post modern parody, but lets be honest here.. it's just bad... and not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's really bad. It never ceases to amaze me that given large amounts of money and input Hollywood can come up with so much trash. Seriously folks... 3 score years and ten..life isn't long enough.. don't waste 2 hours of it on this.
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