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Title: Avoid!
Review: This is NOT, I repeat, NOT the stick grenade those dirty Germans used against us Good Ol Boys back during Dubya Dubya 2. This here is for actually mashing potatoes. I was the laughing stock at this year's Dubya Dubya 2 re-enactment. Luckily I had a fresh whole rabbit with me to distract my platoon as I hid the so-called "potato masher" under a large woman's dress.
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