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Title: Unreadable.
Review: I assume these books are a cry for help. Mr. Jordan is being held hostage by his sniffing, broad-bosomed, shawl-twitching harridan of a wife and is begging for rescue by sending out massive descriptions of the horror which is his life. Apparently he's hoping someone will send a metal file in a box of tea. Meanwhile his editor keeps letting him do it, as she knows that after reading this glut of wasted words nobody wants him walking around loose in any case.
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