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Title: Not a Discerning Use of Time
Review: I would first like to express my sincere and utmost appreciation for expending the time required to peruse my humble treatise of this cinematograph. I would ademently indispose your perlustration of this film as it is an utter and integral dissipation of your earthly allotment. I implore you to lend me a listening ear in this matter since I have been adorned with the Spirit's gift of discernment. More edifying uses of time may include employing lofty language in excessively lengthy prayers very late at night, precision cleaning sliding door runners, envisioning my future British husband, and fondelling Mr. Scott Gervais' massive biceps. And now I bid you audieu.
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