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Title: For the busy businessman on the go
Review: So you're late for a meeting and your boss is being a pr!ck about it again eh? But what's that? In your hastiness to leave for the office you forgot to apply the proper makeup! Oh no!Being the trendy male businessman you are, you _know_ it's like SOOO impossible to like leave the house without makeup so like this is SOOOO cool because like you can totally use it on the go (I think). I don't know I haven't used it but I heard Marlon Brando did and he loved it. Oh wait Marlon Brando's dead? Sorry maybe it was his son then - the gay one.This is also a great tool for Halloween if you want to look like the weirdo from A Clockwork Orange! What a weird movie lol! I'm so cool!
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