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Title: Appalling Hollywood Bunk
Review: This cloying, self-important, vacuous exercise in sheer futility is - without exaggeration - perhaps one of the very worst pieces of trash ever churned out by the seemingly-bottomless rubbish bin known as Hollywood. Brad Pitt's pretty-boy smugness is twice as empty as the plotless script - the guy has obviously gotten by a good deal of his life without much effort, and it shows in his performance, (a performance, which, might I add, received more than a few laughs in the theater during some of the most supposedly "serious" moments of the film). You almost feel sorry for the great Anthony Hopkins, who doesn't seem to know what to do with the lines he's being fed. I would rather watch Animal House II for 48 hours straight than waste another two hours of my life sitting through this one. I already regret having wasted 10 minutes writing this review.
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