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Title: Suckfest 2000
Review: Is this what movies are coming to? I learned nothing aboutancient times, or the characters, or even about kung fu! This movieis MTV blurspeed editing that adds nothing to the viewing experience but a headache. This was nonstop movement, NOT action. Add to this visual noise an over the top sountrack that tells us morons stupid enough to watch this ... how we're supposed to feel. I couldn't wait for the music to let me know the climactic ending was coming -- dunt dunt Tah DAHHHHH. But wait, that climax was just a teaser, now there's another, Tahhh DAAHHHHH, and another and another and another... I thought it would never end. So what's the plot? Who knows? I wasn't supposed to wonder about that as I was getting clubbed over the head with the BIGGEST and MOST action (movement)the ancient world has ever known!
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