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Title: Where's the story? Where's the HOOK?
Review: Man, those other 1-star reviews were right: this book sucks! I tried to read it to my son when I first got it, and he was like "Dad, I'm playing Halo! Get out of my apartment!" Oh well, one down. Maybe my other kids'll like it, or so I thought...After that, I went and tried to read it to my youngest daughter and guess what? She fell asleep halfway through! It's so boring that it put a 6 month old to sleep. What a ripoff!Finally, I read it to my 3 year old daughter, and she was more impressed by myThe Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee! In a moment of genius, I replaced the word "Goodnight" with "Three Wolf" in the story, and it was like a flock of angels came down and ripped an awesome power chord- rocking my daughter to sleep.
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