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Title: Why innovate when you can legislate?
Review: What's better than taking the long-standing tradition of the power hour and working hard to create a version so amazing people pay for it despite free alternatives? Slapping together a countdown timer with an annoying belch sound then threatening to sue the people providing all the superior products, obviously. To call this abomination a power hour is an insult to every college drinker, wide-eyed buzz seeker, and life-long alcoholic who has pounded six beers in an hour hoping to save some cash at the bar. It is the New Coke of drinking games: This power hour takes an existing brand, savagely twists it into a broken, hollow version of its former glory, then callously insults you for not appreciating the so called "improvements" that have been rendered. The point here: This is an awful product. Devote a few minutes of your time to Google searching and you'll find a slew of more entertaining options that are offered up free of charge.
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