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Title: Um... wow
Review: How to make Eragon:Get the plot/characters/style from a bunch of brilliant books and moviesSeparate the good things from the badDispose of all the good qualitiesMix all that's left (aka crap) in a panThrow in some ridiculous-sounding made-up wordsAdd LOTS of plot holes (a HUGE empire that controls a whole continent can't catch a kid with an overgrown, annoying lizard?)Heat at 350 degress for three hours or until everything remotely decent has drained awayPublishCongrats! You've made Eragon!(I really did want to like Eragon... but my friends can write MUCH better things than this monstrosity in twenty minutes!)
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