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Title: If you don't like this one, stop now
Review: I'm not going to tell you not to read _The Lord of the Rings_ just because it bored me stiff; too many people have loved it for you to take my advice instead of theirs. I _am_ going to tell you it doesn't get more interesting as it goes on. If you didn't like Part One, don't waste any more precious time on Part Two.
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