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Title: My Very First Review!
Review: This is my first review here on Amazon.com, and I felt SO strongly about this movie that I was inspired to write this brief review. In short, this movie was the lamest, dumbest, most idiotic waste of time I've had the displeasure of seeing in a long, LONG time. Am I glad I didn't actually BUY the not-so-silly thing.
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