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Title: Unfunny, Uncampy Garbage
Review: Don't mention this waste of celluloid in the same breath as The Day The Earth Stood Still or even Creature From The Black Lagoon. This is almost what Ed Wood might have made with a bigger budget, but the hammy, campy flourishes that are so endearing in Plan 9 or Bride of the Monstor aren't there. The acting is wooden, the dialogue is straight out of classroom films, and the special effects worse than Wood's. Only Robot Monster comes close to this bottom-rung effort and at least Robot Monster had some interesting beefcake. IFM should also get the Stock Footage award for its use of WW II army footage as the film plods along. Yeesh, this film is pure crap! Makes me want to wash my eyes out with Gilligan's Island reruns!
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