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Title: Simply awful.
Review: Maybe, just maybe, this terrible bit of amateurish drivel can be attributed to the author's youth, but I suspect her purple prose and hackneyed storyline have more to do with far too much made-for-television movie watching than chronological age. The dialogue -- complete with psuedo-stage directions that try to pass as prose -- is almost unbearable, and the plot is even more trivial than the cliched character development. However, I would have loved it when I was twelve or thirteen...
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