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Title: Watching a video game = no fun!
Review: This is bad! Lots of action, lots of FX, lots of noise - but makes no sense. The action is SOOO over the top, it is like a video game; the only place you could watch this stuff and buy into it. The problem? Unless you control the joystick - its stupid to watch! I like Barrymore, Diaz and Liu, but all they do here, is change clothes, speak in third-grade-level double entendres and hang from invisible wires. (Damn Crouching Tiger ...!) John Cleese? Why is he here? They don't even give him a funny line! Bernie Mac (God Bless Him) tries really hard, but he is fighting a losing battle. Crispin Glover? Can anyone explain to me what/who he is in this movie? I still have no clue. An Demi Moore? Well, she looks great and actually injects the most life of anyone into this puddle-deep film. Her revenge? She got lots of s**t for her 12.5 mil. payday for the awful Striptease. BUT ... Cameron Diaz got 20 mil. for this!
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