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Title: I...can't... read!!
Review: This book! I cannot get through it! I know alot of people love these books, but I couldn't get anything out of it. I felt like I was reading nonsense. "And Merry walked forward, 'to ho, Frodo', but the light for they found was neath the ground and then, yay pickled fury from way into the forest with armor and swords engraved with red and hicksey; to hicksey Frodo seeth the little hobbit house, blah blah blah blah blah blah..." what the hell! It was harder trying cut my way through this strange, convoluted, purple prose than when I've tried reading an Ann Rice book. I kept wanting the story to advance, but finally I got too tangled in the prose and gave up. I didn't even get to see Gollum.
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