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Title: If you like Muzak, you'll love this CD! Yuck!
Review: Do you like boring interpretations of boring songs? Do you find yourself loving music that makes you sleepy? Like Charlotte Church? Do you want to say you "like opera", but not want to listen to an actual opera? This awful CD should do the trick. If you like it, that's great. Then take it one step further and go to the opera! Buy a CD by an actual opera singer! Popera is not opera. Popera is just muzak that deludes you into thinking it's classical music. This is no more opera than Kenny G is jazz.
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