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Title: Hand Me The Spork Already
Review: This is an overrated waste of ink. Honestly. I really think I could write a better novel about "coming of age" in my sleep. Maybe I will. But I digress.The main character, Holden Caulfield, is so one-dimensional it makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork. Really. He sees the world in a childish, cynical way more suited for a spoiled ten-year-old. He refers to everyone as phonies and bastards and uses a limited vocabulary to repeatedly rehash subjects that weren't interesting the first time around. I have nothing against J. D. Salinger; he only tired to write a book. What really gets under my skin is that such a book is considered a classic. It's a crying shame.
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