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Title: Implausible Lego Construction
Review: This artificial reef (read: movie) seemed like an implausibly contrived serious of plastic pieces (read: characters) tossed together to create a disjointed and unbelievable story. It lacked believability because each and every character seemed scripted to be a contrived piece of misfortune. Only to be made worse by the actor's line-by-line script reading frozen in standard, straight-on, staged camera directing. The dialogue sounded like the actor's continued reading for their parts during the filming.If the movie has an audience it's because of Cruz's Spanish genetics.
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