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Title: The (pathetically) growling fake 30's
Review: Bang ! Gasp ! Crash ! Boom ! Kraak ! Keep filming ! Yelps ! Thud ! Thump ! Roar ! Run ! Boom ! Hubahuba ! The camera, the tripod ! Wham ! Growl ! Shreak ! Bang ! Gasp ! Crash ! Boom ! Keep filming ! Kraak ! Yelps ! Thud ! Thump ! Roar ! Run ! Boom ! Hubahuba ! The camera, the tripod ! Wham ! Growl ! Shreak ! and on, and on, and on, and on...I survived the enormous sauropods avalanche and the Seven veils dance, I was barely able to stand the Jackie Chan number (KK against three large carnosaurs, one hand groping the Blonde) but when everybody (KK, the Girl with her kevlar underwear and the two T-Rexs) got entangled in giant vines tendrils and kept fighting in mid air over a 3000 ft precipice, I decided that Jane Austen was good enough for me. Dumped the DVD (along with "Love actually" for good measure).Rather the prewar original version.
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