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Title: Smells too much like wine
Review: And no, I'm not talking about good wine, but rather cheap crap. Face it my "peeps" you've all be duped. This so-called movie barely passes as a collection of moody pseudo-arty black-and-white poppycock. My ex-boyfriend - yes, we split amicably and are still friends - told me that this movie was nothing more than a contractual obligation for Robert Rodriguez and partially funded by yes, your least favorite liberal and mine: Michael Moore. The agenda is clear as many shots are taken at the Catholic Church. Don't get me wrong, I'm far from Catholic but I still respect those people more than most religions. Bruce has done far better work in movies like the "Die Hard" series, and let's face it this is basically the same performance he gave in "The Sixth Sense". I for one preferred it the first time around. Shame on Quentin Tarantino, who I hate besides, for making a bad movie worse. This is the cinematic equivalent of toilet paper - wipe yourself.
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