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Title: Got me abducted!
Review: I was fishing at a lake not far from me and had the device with me. It failed to detect a UFO, and before I know it, they scooped me up in a giant glowing fishing net and carried me to Neptune where I was then probed, injected with I have no idea what, and mercifully, fed quite well. They gave me steak, they were quite nice after the probing actually.I would not recommend this detector, I would not want anybody else to get probed by it.
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