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Title: Cheesy, tacky, and boring to the core! Yet another ridiculous vampire flick!
Review: I finally got to see this pathetic, predictable, and utterly ridiculous film after picking up a copy in the three dollar bargain bin at a local retailer. What is it with the vampire theme that impels Hollywood to crank out mostly second rate films on the subject decade after decade, ad nauseum?! I'm sure it has something to do with the short attention span and reduced expectations of America's youth culture today (including the 80's). For some bizarre reason, vampires sell. Keifer Sutherland with fake fangs and fake blood spurting out of kitchen sinks and toilets is about as stupid and mindless as a movie can get! I want my 3 bucks and 96 minutes of my life back!
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