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Title: Corny
Review: Children of the Corn is ninety excruciatingly long minutes of kids hacking up their parents and other adults who vex them. How about this, I'll sum up the movie with a few quotes."He who walks behind the rows is displeased." (ooooooh)"Outlander---I'll get you OUTLANDER!""Who did this?""Isaac.""Malachai.""Sacrifice, sacrifice!"It's really pretty awful, and the acting is worse. I'm not a fan of Stephen King, but I'm guessing his novella would have to be better than this. If you thought The Shining was bad, you're in for a special treat!That said, it does have some things going for it. The cover is scary looking. The VHS copy has a raised sickle (I've never liked those things) and evil eyes watching from the corn stalks. And there is something genuinely creepy about a corn field. I don't know what else to say. Don't see this movie!!!
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