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Title: Worst movie I've ever seen...
Review: Call this review unhelpful if you wish...but it is very easy to summarize this film. It is BY FAR the WORST movie I have ever seen. In every way this movie is terrible - script, cast, directing, editing, soundtrack. It is offensive, poorly acted, stupid and Christian Slater is ungodly bad (does Amazon let you swear, because f---ing piece of s--- is the more appropriate title of this film). If you buy this movie, you are just plain stupid. Sorry, but it is that bad. And I don't feel like I will ever have to defend my rating - if you trust the people on Amazon that have given this flick (dump) 4-5 stars, that's your own fault. Don't say I didn't warn you. And if you do like the film, I can send you a movie of my dog taking a c--- for $3 instead.Cult classic my f---ing a--. If this is a cult classic, pass me the magic Kool-aid!
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