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Title: I want my money back!
Review: Today I woke up ashamed of myself! How can I forgive myself after I wasted my time and money reading that monumental piece of garbage--Michael Crichton's Airframe. How can I forgive myself when there are countless literary masterpieces that I have not read, and yet, I stupidly read this awful book? How will I ever explain to my kids that I read this worthless "novel" even though I had long ago realized that Crichton writes terribly? Why, I must wonder, did I submit myself to the same kind of unconvincing characters, contrived plot, and insipid prose that characterized Crichton's Disclosure? I cannot understand or justify my actions. But don't despair, for I have learned my lesson. Never again will I waste my time on Crichton's work. I promise.
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