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Title: Maytag blue cheese is incredible
Review: I am writing this as I sip some red wine and snack on Maytag blue. Nirvana. Maytag is the most excellent blue out there. I've had them all -- the danish, the stilton, all the other high- and low-priced blues out there. Maytag is the best. I'm not sure what that other dude was eating, but it wasn't Maytag. Maytag is the crumbliest and spiciest and most delectable. No way is it creamy or bland -- that's what I like about it, crumbly and spicy. I love it. If I bought this 5 pound wheel, I'd eat it in one setting. It's incredible.
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