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Title: Where is the 0 star?
Review: I'm going to have trouble coming up with the requisite 20 words. (How am I doing so far?) Bottom line: Piece of junk on every level. Based on the description; i.e. the making of a lesbian vampire movie ... well? Sounds good, right? Except there are no lesbians and no vampirism. Just a group of fat chicks (one seriously pregnant - I think) "acting" - at least I think they're acting. It's kind of a behind the scenes look at a non-movie. Plot? Nope. T&a? Nope. Dialogue? Nope. SFX? Uh uh. Okay, maybe 0 was wrong. Can I give it -2?
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