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Title: Schmaltz! Cliche! Gothic Potboiler!
Review: I cannot believe the slew of positive reviews this book has garnered! This book is a schmaltzy, badly-written, gothic potboiler, at best. Minimal literary merit. At least it's short. Characters were poorly developed, and the plot is predictably silly. This book would find its true audience more effectively were it to be covered in pink foil, with a picture of Fabio brandishing a violin!
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