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Title: Why, Hollywood? Why?
Review: Why oh why does Hollywood torment us with the same nonsense day in and day out? Julia's 24 capped teeth shine bright in this otherwise bland story about...oh who cares! It's Julia Roberts, the hottest actress for the next year or so, until the media finds someone else who's willing to sell out. And Hugh Grant, british chum extraordinaire, stars as...the other guy. Frankly, I could have spend my two hours cleaning the gunk from underneath my toenails with icicles. Rent a real movie instead of this rubbish!
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