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Title: Feeling "Burnt" by lame paranormal thriller
Review: Annoyingly dumb story about a family who rents a suspiciously inexpensive mansion for the summer. They don't even start to move in till page 101, prior to which they've spent 100 pages talking about moving in, complaining about city life and digressing into irrelevant '70s horniness. After they finally settle in, the wife spends all her time cleaning and the husband and son sit around being boring. As Count Floyd would exclaim unconvincingly, "It's so scary it'll...knock the socks...right off of your feet." ~~~~ SPOILER AHEAD: ~~~~ Why does the house need to suck the souls of its inhabitants to restore itself to pristine condition? The renters are cleaning it anyway as part of the agreement. It seems like one call to Molly Maids could save everyone a lot of trouble and eternal damnation.
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