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Title: Save me from books like this
Review: What terrible, terrible writing. Vapid, hollow, trite--I could go on, but mere adjectives fail to capture the bounds of my distaste. i'd rather read a magazine. Or a blog. Or a roll of toilet paper. With so many great books out there in the literary canon, please take my advice and avoid this formulaic trash. If you're just that curious, watch the movie--running time two hours instead of 8 in front of a forgettable book.
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