Negative Positive
Title: "TURN IT OFF!"
Review: This movie has major league camp value and is extremely bad in all aspects. Drug smugglers use "vampires" to help them combat law enforcement. These are not western ideas of vampires, but that of the orient. Vampire is a generic phrase used to indicate one that has come back from the dead. It is more akin to a zombie in a guerrilla mask. In this film the vampires move with their arms extended while hopping. The plot continuity of their abilities doesn't make any sense.One of the vampires has a witch ghost as its lover. She is upset that he was made into a vampire, so now they can't be together in the afterlife, but she gets over it.The Robo Vampire is really a robocop. He is created to fight the vampires. The dubbing was bad, even though the credits claimed they had a dialouge coach. The voices didn't match the faces either. Rice powder will wake up vampires.The film has a high 5 star MST value.Parental Guide: F-bomb, nudity.
Is the review positive or negative? 