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Title: Truly Our Worst Cheese Slicer
Review: As if you don't already feel disgusting enough munching on shards of cheese, Zyliss has found a way to make the process even more degrading with their Dial-n-Slice Cheese Slicer. Defined as a "slicer" by only the broadest definition, the Dial-n-Slice is more of a novelty item, or a lesson in futility. While the dialing mechanism does seemingly succeed in adjusting the baseline width of your cheese slices, an arbitrary bend at the edge of the blade ensures that the cut is made as jaggedly as possible, leaving you a rough-hewn slab torn off the side of your cheese brick--more often than not with a larger hunk attached to its end, punctuating exactly how terrible this cheese slicer is. Naturally, your freshly-sliced cheese hunk's irregular shape and rough edge will inevitably get it stuck in the device, so be ready to prod it out and watch it crumble on the plate below.Never buy this product.
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