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Title: Ugh
Review: I can usually force myself to read a romance novel, not so, however with this. The constant use of simile, including the ridiculous love scenes, "She cried out her pleasure as a thousand diamond sparkles exploded across the back of her eyes..." (please) was annoying in the extreme. The author tried to be funny, but ended up being obnoxious instead. I did give this one star, and even if I could have given it no stars I would have given it at least one due to the author's effort to entertain her readers. Next time I would suggest she do a little more research, and give her readers a little more to chew on other than her one dimensional characters, and predictable, silly story.
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