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Title: offensive, dreadful, boring, too long
Review: What a terrible film. This tries to extend a short and charming childrens book into an 82-minute disaster and succeeds. It is far too long and was made in the worst time. First of all, it's just a bad premise for a Hollywood movie. Secondly, it sure as hell isn't family friendly. Thirdly, we've got Mike Myers acting like Jim Carrey's worst performances. This is a film for braindead people who want to smother honesty amidst endless brightly colored artifice.Mike Myers' "cat" is smelly, gross, and terrible to behold. He goes ahead and moons the children in one scene among many... it is wretched. I would never allow my children to see this movie. I would much rather personally read the charming book by Dr. Suess to my children than expose them to this vile material. Sigh.. yet another movie in the pathetic "Patch Adams" vein... a movie that sells itself as charming, soulful, and family friendly (with a message) but is really just... ABYSMALLY AWFUL.
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