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Title: Godzilla according to School Pantomimes 'R' Us
Review: I'm seriously thinking of demanding compensation for the hour-and-a-half of my life I wasted watching this bullpatt of a film.Aliens are attempting to invade earth (there's a novelty) and are employing the use of giant monsters (there's an even bigger novelty). So it's up to Godzilla to have a fight with them and save the day (when it comes to novelty value this film is the business). Assisting Mr G is the most uninspiring, pathetic and stupid-looking monster ever to foul a monster movie series. It goes by the name of Jet Jaguar and if jaguars could sue for character defamation then they would do so, believe you me.The costumes look ragged and worn, the sets are shabby and the whole thing is about as exciting as a video on the history of chair-repairing. The original creators of Godzilla were no longer involved by the time this film was made, and it shows - the energy and imagination has gone from the series.
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