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Title: Stop! Stop! I'm already dead....
Review: It has been 3 long years since I read Barbara Kingsolver's "The Bean Trees", and to this very day, I still feel completely violated in the worst possible way. This book was an utter nightmare, and I'm pretty sure Kingsolver is an avatar of the Dark Lord we call Satan. Seriously, this book made me wish I had never been born, and only by jabbing my eyes out with a moldy chopstick did I keep myself from drifting off into a coma. Sometimes, I'd be in my bed, trying to go to sleep... and that's when I feel the dark shadowy presence of Turtle, just watching me, breathing heavily. The ramifications of Kingsolver and her atrocity in my life are indescribable. STAY AT LEAST 30 FEET AWAY FROM THIS BOOK AT ALL TIMES! Run for the hills! RUN!!!!!!!!
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