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Title: Only works outside the Body
Review: I read that Aliens like to do Anal probes so I thought if I hid this in my Bum I could detect them before the got me. Well needless to say I am writing this on my way to Epsolon Epsolon Ack Ack Bivivito 7. I am amazed at how good the Interweb is in space but disappointed that the detection kit did not work as intended.
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