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Title: Go watch Moulin Rouge instead.
Review: This is not a kind review and I am not a professional critic. I just felt this movie was so bad that I want to warn anyone who is skeptical of the movie musical genre not to waste their time or money. If you want to see something fresh and invigorating - go rent the nearly 10 year old Moulin Rouge.As for NINE, don't waste your time -- it's awful from start to finish. This movie has an insanely dull talk/sing/talk/sing pattern that never deviates and quickly creates a sense of dread and compulsive clock watching. The songs and story here are not overly compelling and you won't walk away humming any tunes.As for performances, the lady who played the wife did a stunning job despite her obviously limited vocal range. Daniel Day Louis gives a stunning performance -- too bad he has to play such a pathetic and uninteresting character. I also agree with critics who claim Fergi steals this show as she seems to have some real power in her pipes.
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