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Title: DAMN YOU JESSICA ALBA!!!!
Review: I WOULD'VE GIVEN THIS MOVIE 5 STARS, AND DECLARED IT THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME WERE IT NOT FOR JESSICA ALBA'S REFUSAL TO GET NAKED. THIS ABSOLUTELY RUINED THE INTEGRITY AND THE BELIEVABILITY OF THE FILM. FIRST OF ALL, SHE WAS NAKED IN THE COMIC BOOK, AND ABSOLUTELY ANY CHANGE IS UNACCEPTABLE AND IMMORAL. SECOND, AS IT IS, THE STRIPPERS IN SIN CITY ARE ACTUALLY DRESSED IN A LESS SUGGESTIVE MANNER THAN THE WOMEN THAT ARE JUST STANDING AROUND. WHAT THE HELL SORTA SENSE DOES THAT MAKE? ANYWAY, RODRIGUEZ SHOULDA CANNED HER WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT SHE WOULDN'T DO IT AND FOUND SOMEONE ELSE WHO WOULDA GOTTEN NAKED. NAKED AS HELL. HAD HE DONE THAT IT WOULD INDEED HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER, BUT AS IT STANDS IT IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER. WHAT A SHAME.
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