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Title: we didn't like the book. Live with it!
Review: Those of us who didn't like Eragon are in quite a bind. We have a choice between flaming the book or constructively criticizing it (because we didn't like it). If we were to say "This book $UX!! Minus a million stars!", we would get the disdain that every flamer deserves. But if we provide well thought out criticism, the Eragon fanatics call us arrogant elitists (yes, I'm looking at you Johnathan D Ruark). You 5-star reviewers should get it through your heads that 1-star reviewers are entitled to their opinions, just like you. And if our reviews seem too advanced for you, then I would recommend the Berenstein Bears. That's a great literary series for someone at your level.
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