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Title: Are You That Desperate?
Review: These sandals are basically well made sandals - nothing fancy, other than you can sneak alcohol into a concert in them. Unfortunately, each sandal only holds about 1.5 ounces of liquor, or a total of two weak drinks. If you are really desperate enough to need the buzz, let someone else drive and drag you along. If you really want the age-old secret, here it is - fill a small "clean" cooler with ice and vodka with your unopened orange juice inside. Nobody can tell.
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