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Title: It is absolutely terrible
Review: I have never written a review for any Amazon product, but this movie alone inspired my frist attempt. There's not much that can be said that hasn't already been. The acting is terrible, the special effects are some of the worst ever seen by human eyes, and the movie as a whole is completely the most boring thing I have ever witnessed. The color filters of the film change between almost every seen and the fake mustache of the main character is hillarious. I didn't even finish watching the movie because I thought I might suffer an extensive ammount of brain damage. As previously stated in other reviews, its seems this movie was rushed and released to make a quick buck by confusing buyers with the Spielberg version or something to that effect. In fact, I bought this DVD on accident myself.All in all: I wanted to cut my eyes out with a rusty knife and set myself on fire because of this film (ie lump of feces).
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