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Title: Utterly cr@ptastic!
Review: This movie starts slowly & drags on from there. There is nothing appealing about this film: even the lovely Juliet Binoche is made up to look horrible most of the time, & at best plain in some of the later scenes. Here's a clue for you: if the best thing that can be said about a film as shown in largest text on the back cover is "Inspired & original," then you know you've got a real loser, since it isn't even "memorable!" OMG what a dog: take this thing back out behind the barn & shoot it to put it out of its misery!
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