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Title: the Island from "Lost"!
Review: I bought the uranium and thought it'd be fun to put it in the microwave. DO NOT MICROWAVE URANIUM. There was a blinding white light and the next thing I know, I woke up on the Island from the TV show "Lost." It took me 6 months to convince that jerk Ben Linus to give me the coordinates to get back and write this review.
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