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Title: Buy this film: Tim Hines has a very large family to feed
Review: Director/writer/bad videographer Timothy Hines obviously has a large family - a lot of sisters and aunts is my guess. They're the ones swamping this board with five-star reviews comparing this worthless trash to some great work of art that should be hanging in a museum. Three hours of inept home movie boredom, don't let anyone con you into thinking this is 'experimental' or a tribute to silent movies or a great epic. It's like something the Simpsons might make if they borrowed Ned Flanders video camera and kept on filming after the batteries went low. A total waste of money, it's not even a real film.
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