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Title: You only have so many minutes of life...Don't waste any!
Review: 1 star because you can't pick 0 stars...The WORST movie I have ever seen, and not just because I watched it with my ex-girlfriend, but it was a genuinely awful experience. Movies like this are why people become alcoholics. Every time I see Keanu Reeves I want to jab an ice pick in my eye. Because as Lewis Black once said, If I am going to be in that much pain, I am going to inflict it on myself.Awful. Terrible. Horrid. I would even say pusillanimous if it was the right word, but it isn't. Still, it sounds good there, don't it?You only have a certain number of minutes in your life. Don't waste any of them on this movie.
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