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Title: Oh dear. It's that time again.
Review: I tried really hard to get into the whole Harry Potter phenomenon. really I did. I read the books and everything (well, looked at the back cover. Whatever.) So, yeah, anyway, I just didn't enjoy any of it. So when I went round to Ryder's the other week, and he was like, 'hey yo', lets watch some Potter and stuff.' And after that, I was like;'NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!' And, and then, like, I dived forward, and sort of, grabbed a big guitar that was lying around, and just thwacked him in the head with it. I thought he might have been knocked out, or snapped in half. But no, he decided he was going to get up and have a go at me. Well I wasn't having any of that. I grabbed this cat that was on the floor, and snuffed it over his face, and he started choking, and the cat was meowing, and then he just fell over.I'm not entirely sure what happened. He was twitching a little, but it was very cold.
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