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Title: Garbage in a box
Review: It says a lot when the only positive reviews for a product were made by the owners of the company that produces that product. This product is garbage. This product is as much of a game as an epileptic third grader that happens to have a seizure every sixty seconds: Sure, you can drink to both, but neither are really any fun. (Although, there is always the slight possibility that the third grader will wake up and spill profanities out of his mouth, which would be funny. Sadly, this "game" doesn't really have any hope for ever being humorous.There's infinitely better products out there. (Try [...] for example.) But listen, if you're seriously considering buying this product, please understand that this product doesn't do anything that any clock in your house does sixty times an hour. If you have a clock, you do not need this product.
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