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Title: Readily absorbed
Review: You can use a sponge to wipe up a mess, andwhat a mess a sponge can become. Some utterlyfilthy sponges expel their filth on unsuspectingchildren and parents.Speaking of parents, where are the parentsof Spongeboob Loosepants and Patlick? They seemfar too young to be living on their own. Perhapstheir burning desire for each other didn't sittoo well with their unaccepting parents. I'm simplyspeculating... maybe their folks just threw inthe sponge.WARNING: Spongeboob used in conjunction with WaltDisney films may produce nearly irreversiblepsychological damage.Pirates love booty.
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