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Title: As God as my witness, I'll never look at this crappy movie again.
Review: "But it's a classic!" you may say to me. Well, you know what? It doesn't matter because it still sucks. To tell you the truth, I never even watched it. I had an old VHS tape of it that was recorded off of CBS in 1983 and I just fast-forwarded through the movie to get to the commercials. Even at a high-speed this movie is crap. Frankly, my dear friends, I don't give a damn about anything in this movie.
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