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Title: Don't take it apart and stick body parts inside the body of this beast!
Review: There is a little metal tooth thing inside this monkey that looks like it wants you to touch it, but if you pry the top off with a wrench and stick body parts in there to touch it, you better be grounded buddy because you're in for the ride of your life. This thing must have a 87 jiggawatt capacitor in there or something because I blacked out and didn't wake up for 4 hours after touching it, and it wasn't even plugged in at the time. I can't stop blinking lately either. Be careful when dissecting this little tazer-wannabe!!!
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