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Title: Gus Van Sant keeps it real...
Review: Real boring, that is! (You see how I did that, right, using the "keeps it real" phrase to hook you into reading the next line and then BAM just like Emeril Lagasse). An absolutely irredeemable mess from start to finish, and a movie that made me suspect that Mr. Van Sant got lucky with Drugstore Cowboy despite his lack of talent. But that isn't really fair, since he also directed To Die For and Milk, both of which were outstanding. So maybe this was a fluke; maybe he was hung over the day he made this, since it couldn't have taken more than a day to cobble this mess together, right? It was much easier to make than it was to watch, I'll tell you that much.
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