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Title: my first movie review
Review: This is the first movie review I have ever written. I wish I could have been doing something more pleasurable than watching this epic...like poking myself in the eye with an ice pick or lighting myself on fire. Wait, it gets worse...I actually bought this piece of camel dung.. .. I am going to loan it to a prick at work that I hate! No, I'll give it to him and refuse to take it back... Hurry, go see it!!
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