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Title: WOAH THERE SLOW DOWN KID
Review: Are you some little hipster teen who started digging through their parent's old record collection looking for treasures to claim? Do you know nothing about music that was produced before 1990? Are you really so desperate that you are looking to Amazon to tell you about these records and how they could change your pitiful, existential, eco-friendly life?Well aren't you in luck, then. If you've found this hidden in a closet somewhere then STOP. Find a nearby record player. This may be more difficult. You may need to collaborate with other troubled youths to pilfer a working record player from their parents. Then, you ought to find a nice floor to chill out on where you can wish that you were cool enough to smoke cannabis, and play these sick tune. Really. Just listen to them. You'll know what I mean.
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