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Title: LET'S GET ZANEY
Review: This purportedly steamy erotic thriller basically has little eroticism and no thrills. Billy Zane and Kelly Brook play a wealthy couple who are cast asea when their rented yacht catches fire, due to the temper of the hunky shipmate, Juan Pablo di Pace. First Kelly arrives on a deserted island, followed by DiPace. They initially spar and flirt, and then build a little hut and all is well until hubby Zane washes up too. The romantic triangle is pretty predictable and Zane's performance is typically lifeless and wooden; Brook and DiPace look good but the storyline is spread out to meet the ninety minute timeframe without any real novelties, only a small surprise twist ending. And what in the world does the voodoo shmoodoo have to do with anything? The ocean looks beautiful, too, but the movie's not that noteworthy.
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