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Title: Short book title and short attention span.
Review: I look back at the time I spent reading this book and ask myself why I wasted three weeks of my life attempting to read and contemplate the text within this fragment of harolded literary masterpieces. Again, like others, I too have felt the uncontrolable urge to jump out of my bed in wild abandon and toss this book into my natural gas fireplace and watch each page sizzle into ashes. I seriously could never stay awake long enough to go through 5 pages in one night, so I had to read it in the daytime. Overall, the book is much, much too boring and I could never go through with reading it again for my fat English teacher.
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