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Title: Dismal
Review: We actually like westerns, and Harvey Keitel (despite his apparent contract requirement that he have a scene involving his nude bum written into every film in which he appears), and David Bowie (who seems to choose films primarily based on costuming). Beyond that, we also even like cheesy, B-grade movies, which are often at least good for a laugh. We sat down to watch this one with the expectation that it would either be good, and we'd like it, or it'd be bad, and we'd laugh at it. We were wrong. It was so bad we couldn't even finish it. We wanted to. We tried. It's so poorly written, badly dubbed, appallingly acted, haltingly paced, and generally dismal, that we couldn't plow through. I'm almost tempted to show it to friends as an example of one of the worst films I've ever seen, but it's really just not entertaining enough even as kitsch.
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