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Title: Thanks a lot
Review: I can truly say that my CD player saved my life. For a short while I regretted I couldn't at least listen to it, but I now realize my self-sacrificing CD player had better judgement than I do.For the record, I live a cardboard box. My only possesion was my CD player. I invested my begging money in this CD, I put all my faith in this little disc to keep me happy and to keep me going. So what happened?I'll tell you what happened.I put this hard-earned CD into my precious CD player, and you know what happened? The CD player's tiny crummy LCD screen started flashing obscenities at me, and then it exploded, melting plastic and battery acid all over, and ultimately burning my box to the ground.
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