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Title: The Horse says it all...
Review: I can only assume that Stanton, Blanchett and Turturo took a wrong turn down the corridor from the canteen and walked into an adjacent studio, not noticing the sign on the door which read, "Quiet please, turkey in progress". This is utter rubbish. Art house vibe? Come on. That only makes sense if you believe that art house cinema shows films which are badly lit, poorly paced and badly acted. Depp reprises his 'Chocolat" role to equally tiresome effect, while Harry Dean Stanton looks like an actor who can't wait for his character to be deported East by the Nazis and save him from further career trauma. I was interested that the Paris flat appears to be located next door to the city aquarium; during love scenes, the wooden lovers are serenaded by singing whales outside the window -now that is Arthouse, and accounts for this review's only star.The horse defecating on stage says it all; this really is a stinking heap
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