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Title: Blasser Scores!
Review: This album melted my heart down in a dish. In a dish right next to it, this album melted down a bunch of GI Joes. Then, this album mixed together my melted heart with the melted GI Joes. Then this album tried to draw on my heart/GI Joes, but it wasn't hard yet so the crayon kind of melted in there too. Then this album put my heart in the freezer, which was all decked out to look like it was really hot. Like they had a fake fireplace and stuff. Then the mixture hardened, and I put on some Bon Jovi. This CD is good to listen to whilst yr hidin' under the covers, with ceramics under there.
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