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Title: I saw it! MY EYES! OH, GOD, MY EYES!
Review: Can a low budget feature be both astonishingly bad and hilariously pompous? The answer is yes, and the proof is this movie and the hype leading up to its release. If you want a film that can illustrate all the things you shouldn't do when making a movie (sort of a negative Filmmaking 101 course), then by all means, buy this movie. Just be sure to have your DVD player fumigated afterwards.By the way, I give this film a one-star rating since Amazon doesn't allow negative numbers.
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