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Title: CRADLE WILL BORE!
Review: It is not often that I turn off a DVD I spent $4.OO on renting, but the agony, the brutal and insufferable agony that this film gave to me is unbelievable. Tim Robbins simply does not know how to make a movie. He belongs (barely) in front of the camrea, but never, under any circumstances, should he be behind one! First he insulted us by trying to make us feel pity for a rapist-killer in DEAD MAN WALKING, and now he tries to pass off this abomination, this complete waste of film, as entertainment. This was not dramatic, scary, interesting, funny, cute, sexy, sad, romantic or anything other then TERRIBLY BORING AND POINTLESS. This movie is not even worthy enough to be a rabid dog's chew toy. My hatred for this film is astounding, almost as astounding that people bothered to make such an odious piece of manure. Who needs NyQuil when youv'e got this stupid thing!
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