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Title: I love you, Jocelin Donahue!
Review: While not as boring a "horror" movie as, say, "Let the Right One In," be assured that "House of the Devil" will have you nodding off like a champ by, say, the 42-minute mark. Oh, and that thing about the movie being based on a true story is a complete joke.On top of that, by now everybody who does not have their head up their poop chute should know that satanic cults are nothing more than fat guys eating cheese curls in their basement, listening to Slayer and playing D&D; -- and maybe plotting new ways to blow up fish in the family aquarium when mommy's not in on the game.But, boy howdy! If I didn't adhere to a strict 1- or 5-star rating policy (because life is black and white, never gray), I would probably give this movie 2 stars just because of Jocelin Donahue, the hottest new actress to come along in years. Seriously, folks. I can't wait for her to act in a real film. If you're reading this, Jocelin, holler at me!
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