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Title: Not Scary. Not fun. Not worth it.
Review: This is one of the most boring films I have ever seen. The "scares" are lame bursts of loud music trying to make you jump. The guy who directed Urban Legend made this movie, which is really the big suprise here. That was a fun movie; this one is so awful I can't believe it got made. Even the otherwise good actress Denise Richards is dull here. The book this film was adapted from was excellent; it gets so twisted out of shape here it is shameful. I can't believe how many movie fans say "this was a good movie, just ignore the reviews." Besides a halfway decent first five minutes, I can't not recommend this movie enough; whatever you do, avoid Valentine at all costs.
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