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Title: Survive This Movie
Review: A waste of talent of Titanic proportion for Billy Zane, if you'll pardon the pun. A Robinson Crusoe shipwreck it is not. Can a cigarette lighter's fluid really last a year when it is the only source of fire to cook with? A well endowed Kelly Brook shows a lot of skin and not much acting ability. Competing for Ms. Brook is the other hunk, Juan Pablo Di Pace. As the flimsy plot develops he is actually under the spell of a spurned lover who is into voodoo rituals. Got that? If you want to see an entertaining adventure film, check out "The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak" (also available from Amazon.com). It's got more action, more scenery, more almost naked women and men, and a plausible plot.
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