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Title: Wake me up when its finished, please.
Review: What else can be said about this horrific book? The sheer amount of paper & ink spent detailing what the characters are wearing is absolutely mind-numbing. When you've got to rely on good reviews from the likes of brown-nosing want-to-be writers who call the general public a bunch of dim-witted bulbs, because they can't appreciate "good literature", then you know you're in trouble. No, this is not "good literature"; it is stupid. And it's a slap in the face to every customer who naively slapped down their hard-earned money for this gargantuan book in the futile hopes that Mr. Jordan has decided to write for us mere mortals again. This book is boring, slow, ponderous, & about as exciting as my college algebra textbook. Please, for the sake of your sanity go pick up something else, anything else!
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