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Title: When an Alan Smithee is still just too good.
Review: When a film went so horrendously wrong (examples: Pearl Harbor, Armaggedon, The Rock) that even an Alan Smithee won't do, there's only one name that will. Give it the ole "Directed by Michael Bay".C'mon seriously, you didn't believe there was one guy who would create all these horrible movies, be able to keep his job and wish to claim credit on them all?
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