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Title: This Movie Sucks Donkeys
Review: Seriously, this movie sucks so bad, there should be some kind of reverse Academy Award for it. I don't understand why Bruce Willis agreed to be in this steamy turd of a movie, because he is a good actor and he's been in some really good movies. But this movie is dumb, and it's so violent that it's ridiculous. And the directors seem to be unable to decide if they want to make a live action movie, or an animated movie, so what you get is a weird combination of both. It was ridiculous how the characters in the movie were so hard to kill, especially Marv (Mickey Rourke). And the movie had cannibalism in it, and people being hacked up with saws. And Nick Stahl's character had his sex organs shot off, then surgically replaced, then ripped off again. And Nick Stahl had become this ridiculous-looking yellow man with a round, bald head and yellow skin. It was so stupid!
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