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Title: Safe for those allergic to nitrous oxide.
Review: WARNING: May induce Novocaine-like cerebral symptoms.Known to cause slight post-viewing disappointment or indifference.Some have been known to experience a few brief moments of humor, but no actual audible laughing has been recorded.Intercut clips of mastication and ingestion used to supplement affect.Causes some moments of discomfort due to tooth extraction, but less than knowledge of exposure to whole viewing procedure.Accompanying sucking noise heard by many viewers identified as time wasting away in void of average cinema.Some types may enjoy the temporary numbness, while most are likely to wish they had been put under so they would've never experienced the procedure.Talented actors and comedian used to humor new director. Better luck next time.Dosage low enough to avoid permanent damage, so use at your own risk.Procedure not recommended.
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