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Title: MAKE IT STOP
Review: As a younger man I slogged my way through Goodking's pretentious, right-wing, morally-confused objectivist claptrap along with all the other young men who had nothing else to read. Here's the bottom line.It's bad.Reading Goodkind is like...it's like...you know what? I will put a scenario to you.Imagine that one day you awaken to find that a giant turtle is in your bed. Surprised, you attempt to vacate the bed. A woman's arm emerges from the turtle's mouth and pins you to the mattress. New mouths open in the turtle's shell and begin to bellow unrepeatable truths as your ceiling dissolves into a rich mixture of ragu meat sauce and cellophane. At any moment it will rain down upon you in a merciless torrent.You will die.This is reading Goodkind.Do yourself a favor. Grab Robert Jordan, Glen Cook, Joe Abercrombie, Ricardo Pinto, George R. R. Martin, Daniel Abraham. Anything but this torture-obsessed maniac.
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