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Title: Ewwwww!
Review: Oh Lord, is this movie ever foul! Everyone emotes like they're doing an amateur road company version of Hamlet, the dialogue is stilted and the special effects are only special in the sense of "special education." Truly, awesomely bad. If they were still on the air, this movie would be fodder for "Mystery Science Theater 3000." The only positive thing I can say about this foul bird (get it?) is that it affords one the opportunity to watch Patrick Stewart (Captain Picard of Star Trek: The Next Generation) throw off his ACTING mantle and scream like a little girl. God! I will never get back the time I wasted on this piece of...
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