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Title: Lazenby, You're No Sean Connery
Review: The last Bond movie I saw. I'd seen the others, most of them years ago and many when they first came out. Then I saw this.....this.....this....whatever it is. It was terrible, absolutely terrible.For starters, George Lazenby is just not Sean Connery - even 40 years later, he's not Sean Connery. The movie features a number of one-liners that misfire, a barely discernible plot, a lousy Bond, a decent car, and the one bright moment: Telly "Kojak" Savalas as Blofeld. The tough guy tries to off Bond and - to point out another monstrosity of this movie - there are WAY too many snow skiing scenes, including the last one where Blofeld is caught on the limbs of an overhanging tree while competing against Jamaica in the bobsled event.This movie was - bar none - the WORST Bond ever made. I don't know that one could be made that is worse. Seriously. Although they certainly tried it the very next go around.
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