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Title: Bummer "Summer"
Review: Dreadful dreck that proves once and for all that gay soft-core erotica can be just as bad as all the straight stuff shown on the premium movie networks in the wee hours of the morning. So-called plot concerns a straight couple vacationing on the coast, where the man falls for a comely beach boy. The pacing is s-l-o-w; the film-to-video transfer is wretched; the dialogue (in multiple languages) is trite; even the nudity and simulated sex are boring. Don't order this one if you're hungry for a filling story or even a little taste of eye candy --- what you'll be served is a big stale piece of snore pie smothered in thick, unappetizing yawn sauce.
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