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Title: Let's Bury This Thing
Review: Oh brother. "Art-house zombie movie"? Puh-leeze. How about art-house POS, or better yet, just plain old POS?"Cemetery Man" tells the story (horribly) of Mr. Dellemorte (the "Cemetery Man"--played by Rupert Everett) whose job is to make sure the dead people in his cemetery stay dead. It seems they keep coming back to life for some reason or the other. Okay, that premise (if played correctly) could be funny. This was not. A script that was SO disjointed, accompanied by scenes that were even worse, do not make for a good time. "Cemetery Man" is another Italian horror movie, but the trouble with this one is, well, it's just not that good. And for the life of me, I simply could not buy Mr. Everett playing the role of a young letch after women.P. U.
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