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Title: Perfect Excrement
Review: To like this movie is to completely admit you know nothing about film, art, or anything of quality in the world. A script full of cheap cliches, George Clooney's monochromatic acting, idiotic dialog, and mawkish score do not add up to a good movie. This movie makes no attempt at sublety as it tries to move your emotions. The result is multiple cringing for any half-way intelligent person.
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