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Title: I am sorry
Review: Dear friends: I am sorry I didn't stop this movie after 30 minutes. While any one of us could have done it, it was my house and my responsibility. I had the remote. In my defense, I felt paralyzed, like some sort of reverse stupid-sucking vampire had latched on to me, and was injecting me with stupidity blood. I am also sorry for the previous sentence: it was dumb, like the movie. I will endeavor in the future to recognize that I do not have to continue on a path once I realize that path leads to madness, or at least dumbness.
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