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Title: This book gave me cramps in my brain.
Review: Please! I thought kipling was supposed to be a good author.. Until I read Kim. I cannot comprehend why anyone would enjoy or have any desire to read a piece of utter (...) like this. In the first chapter I got bored. In the second chapter my mind wandered. By the fifth chapter I was having convulsions. By the tenth chapter I was having a severe epileptic seisure and was experiencing demonic posession of some type.. Ok, well maybe it wasn't that bad, but this book is a disgrace to reputable literature. If books had odors this one would be a heap of fertilizer in the hot July sun. I've read some other Kipling books and they were decent, but this bag of cat droppings gave me mental cramps and contortions. I'm hemorraghing here! Help! Save me from this (...)...
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