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Title: why rock is dead. almost.
Review: have a cell phone? baggy pants? a dumb haircut? consider yourself "cutting edge," "controversial," or "hardcore"? Then by all means, rush out to (...) and snap up this wonderful, wonderful album. Play it loud in your dad's car and show the world your anti-establishment, devil-may-care raison d'etre. Man, you couldn't care less about Brittany, right? You're gonna run out and get that tatt and/or pierced septum, right? Then you are a true original, pardner, and THIS is your soundtrack! It's like God read your mind and sent AAF to set thy free of the chains that lame-butt society forged to ensnare you!Trust me, one day after you are grown up, you will look back at this and laugh - albeit uncomfortably.
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