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Title: Should Be Donated To The Lowest Bidder
Review: Abominable. Stilted dialogue. Sketchy characters, except for the auctioneer herself, who is lame, pretentious, and not remotely likeable. With dueling lovers named "Trevor" and "Alain," don't expect too much, hoss. Not to mention the cringing cliche of a fairy godfadder, Arthur. And the mean, Lear-like Daddy, provenance: Cormac McCarthy. And, of course, the "M" famiglia, Missy, Molly 'n' darlin' Maggie. A-and da perverted lute or luit, whatever. (Incidentally, this crummy novel either consciously or unconsciously rips off Paul Griner's vastly superior novel "Collectors." Read that one instead, hoss.)
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