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Title: Do Not Mistake for Shoe Polish
Review: I had to shine my shoes the other day for a big event at the office. Unfortunately, I had put my can of uranium ore on the shelf next to the shoe polish. I really wasn't looking closely at the shelf, instead looking at the automotive parts calendar with the big bazoomed blonde in the picture. You know how that goes. That's when I accidentally picked up the can of ore.No sooner had I started shining my shoes when... HULK SMASH!
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