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Title: All Around Fail
Review: It's utterly mind-boggling that a product like this even hits the shelves with obviously so little product testing. The other reviews are accurate in that if you can get something resembling a half melted slushie 30% of the time then you should be presented with national culinary accolades. This hunk of junk will freeze, jam up and sound like a Cessna with a damaged engine trying to land in a wind tunnel. Meanwhile, the unit itself jukes and shimmies across the countertop with its sights set on the floor. The concept seemed like the perfect accent to a child's birthday party in the Deep South but rapidly became the laughingstock of the event. Thankfully there was a backup plan in place, because spending the whole party juggling ice and rocksalt while holding onto this contraption for dear life is not what my wife and I had in mind. Don't buy it- it's a piece of trash.
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