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Title: A Criminal Waste of My Time
Review: I'm going to heroically be the rehasher of the coldest hash of jokes on this when I say that this film was itself a time crime. I guess that's what makes this some sort of cerebral or intellectual film, that paradox. If you get through this movie, there's a good chance you'll arrive on the other side of it thinking "well that was pretty dumb." But then you recall the feature's title, and Whammo! The brilliance of the paradox crushes your brain; you realize that the entire experience was a time crime perpetrated on you. I'm a big fan of epiphanic experience, but I probably wouldn't willingly watch this bad of a movie again even if it promised another epiphany. It was real bad.
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