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Title: MobySignalsTheEndOfAllLifeOnEarth
Review: This review will never see the light of day, nonetheless it must be written so that hopefully it will have a negative effect on the 4 1/2 star rating Moby's album currently has. Sadly the world is ripe for the likes of Moby. Millions upon millions of mindless, musically impaired twits, who think that DJs like Moby are actually musicians, sing (out of key) the praises of this modern adaptation of The Emperors New Clothes.His album, Play, is a testament to the depths of human suffering. Surely no man could have more accurately put to disc the sea of emotions present on Play. From boredom to depression, rage (at his inability to create new music) to madness, Moby knows pain like no other man in history.That said, Mobys "album" is horrible excrement that epitomizes everything that's wrong with music today. On the other hand if you enjoy repetitious samples and funky drum beats and have an inability to whistle in tune, then Play is right up your alley.
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