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Title: B-O-R-I-N-G!
Review: I only went to see the movie to make fun of it later. Good Lord, if not for the pervy old ladies sitting behind me doing their own Mystery Science Theatre 300, I woud have slept through it. Bella was not the least bit happy on her wedding day. I thought she was supposed to be over-the-moonin ove with Edward. Then, an eternity of pointless filler later, Jacob had become a pedophile. Why did his pack kill him for that and why didn't Bella or Edward do something about it other than being proud? I have to admit watching Bella get slowly killed was the only interesting thing. What is it with Stephanie Meyers and ruin great buid up with stupid little things such as the "imprinting"? Would it have been so bad for a bloody battle scene or hey maybe some sexual tension between the stars? Why is gorey violence okay but not pg-13 sensuality?
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