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Title: Not the worst ever, but a runner up
Review: I couldn't resist. Alpha Video sells a T-shirt with the cover art on the front. Turns out that's just about the best part. Newlyweds return home to the creepy empty mansion driving a gull-wing mercedes (one of the highpoints of this movie). Very subtle foreshadowing on his lack of funds. Creepy pastor and his wife show up and fawn all over the new wife. Dead first wife in the pond. Creepy portrait, creepy gardener...the wife is bingo from her parent's accident and she reads Henry James to put herself to sleep. She gonna die!! Effective scary point in the middle, laughable "Bride of the Monster" quality special effect of the skull attacking the husband...in the pond even! Only 68 minutes long so it will serve as a great Halloween movie for my attention-span impared children. Other than that...buy the T-shirt and SAY that you saw the movie.
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