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Title: Beware!
Review: These cables were forged by the Dark Lord himself, deep within the bowels of Mordor! They have powers that reveal sound- but seduce men. Using these cables I was rendered invisible to mortals, but they wiped away the chalkiness in my midrange. I desired and coveted them more than anything. Soon, I was living in the swamps, using these cables to snag fish and throttle the occasional hobbit that wandered nearby. Luckily, I met a recovering elf who steered me into a 12-step program in which I was able to turn over my life to a higher authority (J. Gordon Holt) and rid myself of these vile fetters! I cast them into the fiery pools, but I now see they have been recast by the Evil One. Beware! Beware!!!!!!Also, the connectors were loose.
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