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Title: Verily, verily, thus sayeth me.
Review: And it came to pass that this book doth stinketh, even doth it stinketh exceedingly. But some shall say this book doth not stink. Wherefore, be not fooled by those who say this book doth stinketh not, for they have want for much money from thee, yea, even money that ye waxed strong to earn. For this book doth have a sale price of $16.47, which price is exceedingly much for such a stinky book. Wherefore, if thou doth have want to read this most loathsome book, yea, goeth now to thy local mormon church, and they shall give unto thee a copy for free, yea even a copy with pictures.
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