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Title: Should Have Been A Musical...
Review: I mean, all the elements are there! You've got bug-eyed Mathew McConnaughey as a deranged hillbilly w/ a remote-control leg! Rene Zellweger as a "teen" victim, running, screaming, and jumping out of windows!! AND a 9'-tall Leatherface who squawks and shrieks continually like he's on fire!!! There's domestic violence as foreplay, skeletal remains as home decor that works, and even an old man who just might be dead! Not to mention dialogue that begs to be belted out in song (example: "You're a bona-fide mo-ron!). Set to music, TCM:TNG could have been a well-tuned, high-performance masterwork. Instead, it's a breakdown on the interstate of movie history. Oh well...
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