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Title: Ever wonder if water is actually wet?
Review: Coming soon to a theater near you:Super-Soak MeA documentary that will end the seemingly endless debate about the wetness of water once and for all. In this soon-to-be classic, documentarian extraordinaire Morgan Spurlock will perform a 2-lap doggy paddle at his local swim-and-tennis club each day for 1 week. After each daring adventure, he will take before-and-after pictures of his swim trunks as he puts them in the quick dryer in the mens locker room. Additional insight will be provided by 2 lifeguards, as well as a local high school swim instructor whose expertise includes experience at the state college's club swimteam. Don't miss it - your life will never be the same again!
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