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Title: bad, bad, bad movie
Review: The reviewer who wanted to know when it was over was more lucky than I. I could not fall asleep during this huge waste of time. I got this one expecting to be entertained, but I was bored almost to death. It was so bad, and so overdone that is was amusing, not entertaining. The characters were cartoonish, and a waste of creative energy. Anyway, avoid this horrid thing, please. There are many better things to do with your time, like mow the grass, wash your shoes, count the flowers on the wall, or play solitare with a deck of 51. You will be distracted by many of the special effects and brought to the threshold of a migrane. It simply fails to live up to the expectations that have surrounded the movie.
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