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Title: The Perfect Bore
Review: Is there some rule in Hollywood that states that all ocean disaster epics have to have sophmoric scripts? They would have been better off calling this film "Titantic II" because of the simply awful "Cameronesque" dialog. The special effects aren't that impressive either, because after a while the endless scenes of massive waves become so commonplace it gets boring looking at them. I can't believe that the man who directed the great "Das Boot" twenty years ago has managed to sink so low. Read the book instead and avoid turning your mind into jello by watching this perfectly awful excuse for a movie.
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