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Title: Oh my GOD I'm dying! a.k.a. Use the force, Christopher!
Review: Age is no excuse for crime.Parents should protect their children.You should use critizism to your advantage.Something very smelly smells better than Eragon's I'm-so-perfect-and-everyone-agrees-stuff.A scar on your back doesn't mean you're crippled and the world is ending.That's the five rules of life and I stick to it.
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