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Title: alright, what the heck is this
Review: After I was done chugging through this crap, I felt naseous, delirious, and wondering why I just wasted 5 days of my life. Stephen King apparently wrote this while he was recovering from a car accident, and you can definitely tell from the 500 pages of incessant rambling that is a pathetic excuse for character development. The other 200 pages are actually used for good scary plot development, which is not much, but it prevented me from burning this damn thing. In this 700 page monster chalk full of gore and utterly repulsive images, I could sense a trace of good ideas smothered under meaningless words which is why i give this 2 stars instead of 1. To anyone interested in literature: I do not recommend this. To anyone who likes to read about gross things and is good at skimming: do as you wish.
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