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Title: Stupid. That's all I can say.
Review: Well, not really. I hate the book for all the classic reasons.1. Ripoffs, of course2. I've seen better character development in Garfield3. The Old Language words sound like the gibberish that someone would make up when they're losing at Scrabble.4. Dialogue sucks. You can tell Paolini would sit and stare at the computer for long moments, trying to figure out what to say next.5. Too many chapters involve Eragon losing consciousness. The almighty Dragon Rider has never finished a fight!6. Eragon learns about swordsmanship and magic too quickly. Saphira becomes mature too quickly.7. I'd go on, but I've gotta go. C YA!
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