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Title: The Metaphor Factory must have run double shifts to keep up
Review: with Golden's demand for Metaphors with Extra Velveeta. Memoirs does not have one redeeming quality. Cartoonish characters; trite plot, tedious dialogue; contrived ending. It took Golden over 400 insufferable pages just to say that Cinderella-san lived happily ever after. I feel like a reader adrfit in a salty sea of really bad writing. (Mr. Golden, PLEASE don't use my metaphor in your next book!)
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