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Title: Stinks on ice
Review: Can't believe this movie has so many average and high reviews. Sorry to say, there's just nothing to it, including scares. the first hour or so treats the viewer to interminable dialog between characters you don't even care to learn anything about followed by a bunch of hackneyed spookum drivel. Blech. I usually can find something to like about almost any movie, and enjoy many "so bad it's good" kind of films. But Wind Chill stole two hours of my life and gave me less than nothing in return. It's not scary, it's not interesting, it has nothing to hold it together and it's like scores of other faceless "horror" movies we've all seen. It COULD have been a decent 15-20 minute short, possibly, but stretched out to feature length? The emperor has no clothes...also no plot and no chills. I generally only review things that I find enjoyable. I'm going out of my way to review something I disliked a great deal to try to save you the time, money and energy you'd waste on this flop. Avoid.
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