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Title: If only that rope would snap...
Review: ...the one on the album cover I mean. Musically this man couldn't escape out of a paper bag. At least his clinky little tunes used to have the power to nauseate, notably Rock DJ. His new album, whilst less offensive than the previous two is only so because of its uniform blandness. It is to your lasting credit America that you give the third most/least talented member of dire boy band Take That the short shrift he deserves. Britney looks like Patti Smith next to this plonker.
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