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Title: drag the designer into the street to be shot at sunrise
Review: same as everyone else, I'm afraid. These things stink! I think the designer spends too much time sitting around in plaid pajamas with his thumb in inappropriate places. These things go off periodically for absolutely no reason. The wiring harness is too hard to take off the blasted thing, and shut it up. I really don't have a yearning to wake up in the night to its shrieks and shrill cries.
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