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Title: Dude, where's the rock?
Review: This album is really awful. My mom kind of digs it, but otherwise it doesn't get played at all. I think it's safe to say that 311 went "Britney" on this album, with all the recycled beats and songs about female "empowerment". It doesn't really sound good though. I actually ran into Nick Hexum a few weeks back and he had nothing but good things to say about this album. I asked if I could sneak a listen to a few tracks so we went out to his car and turned it up. And then I turned it off. Who do these guys think they are, Janet Jackson?! I gave Nick my honest take on the four songs he let me listen to and he took a few minutes to fully digest it. And then he punched me in the face. He said that "in the end, revenge sends zen to the defendant." And I said that "in the end, SA Martinez is a flower and a [bad]MC!" before sprinting away. I definitely liked these guys better when they were called C&C Music Factory.
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