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Title: Buyer Beware: This product will not generate super powers!
Review: My wife and I purchased this product for the expressed purpose of breeding an atomic superman. After a daily regimen of ingesting a tablespoon of this powder mixed with green tea along with her prenatal vitamins, my wife developed serious morning sickness and perished during childbirth.After clawing his way out of my wife's dead body, young Yog-Sothoth was promptly hacked to death by a scalpel-happy OB/GYN. That's HMO care for you!Please avoid this product if you, like us, are seeking to defy God's natural order by creating a demonic superhuman demigod.
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