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Title: As fun as being smashed in the kidneys with a hammer
Review: Perhaps I am biased in that I wish Virginia Woolf was still alive so I could run her over in my car. Twice. But aside from the fact that this film was based on that repulsive stain on literature that is Woolf, it was still horrendous. All the characters are so uninteresting that you want them to die within the first 10 minutes just so something exciting will happen. Kidman looks likes she's suffering severe constipation for most of the film, although that may just be the fact that she's playing such a ridiculously boring character that she has no choice but to try and add some personality. If you have the choice between seeing this film or running face first into a wall, pucker up and plant a big one on that slab of concrete, because your head will hurt less than sitting through this crapfest. I hate Virginia Woolf.
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