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Title: Don't waste your time or money.
Review: Here's another one of the once competent director Ulli Lommel's recent micro-budget movies. This time it's about a young couple who meet on the internet, fall in love, and the girl eats the guy. Told mostly in flashbacks, with minimum amounts of dialogue, the story would be enough for a fifteen minute short film, but Lommel somehow managed to stretch it out to feature length and needless to say, the result is an extremely slow, very boring movie with lots of scenes that add nothing to the "plot" (if there ever was one). You sit around waiting for something to happen but it never does.Don't waste your time or money.
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