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Title: Boring, Tiresome, Dull... x 3
Review: Are you a busy person who has no free time, but who would love to be able to read a book? Well now you can, thanks to this handy hint! Take any Danielle Steel book - in this demonstration we're using Five Days in Paris, but any one will do - and read every third page! You'll find that not only will you finish the book in a third of the time, but you'll still be able to follow the story! That's right! The secret lies in the way the book is worded. Danielle takes everything that needs to be said, and rewords it three times, just to make sure you (the ... reader) understands. That is, she says the same thing over and over, but in a slightly different manner. By which I mean, she repeats herself without repeating herself in the exact same way.Danielle Steel writes excellent books for prepubescent girls. Anyone over 20 with any brains will be bored senseless by her incessant need to oversimplify every single thing she says. These books need to go on the Adolescent bookshelf.
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