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Title: No real horrors, not even much spider
Review: A horrid movie obviously made by people with no concept of how to make a film. The amazing plot is a plane carrying 8 female dancers and their manager, crashes, leaving them floating in a life raft. They finally wash ashore on a small island. The manager, Gary, gets bitten by a very large spider and slowly turns into a half man/half spider. I guess you could say that he then terrorizes the women, but it's really only a few scenes. Gary disappears for a good half hour of the film while the women romp around in various stages of undress. The "effects" are below what you would normally see in a high school play. The acting, well, there was no acting. There were a lot of lines being read woodenly and voices dubbed poorly. The whole spider thing was just an excuse to make a movie with a bunch of half naked women. Come to think of it, this movie was genius! If you must see this film, watch the MST3K version. Mike and the Bots give it more life than it deserves.
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