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Title: Pitiful Songwriter=Crappy Poet
Review: I remember hearing Jewel say that the only difference between her songs and her poems is that her songs have music to the words. That about sums up how completely out of it she is as a poet. Her poems are clunky, meaningless, and plain old stupid. People seem to think that the simplicity of her song lyrics and poetry means that there is a deeper meaning. Here's a revelation: there is no meaning, because she is a bimbo. I'm giving this book of poetry (I'm using that term quite loosely)one star for two reasons: (1) amazon.com doesn't allow you to give zero stars and (2) I like watermelons (wink wink).
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