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Title: The Myth of Sisyphus Vividly Taught To Children By An Infernal Machine
Review: The greatest trick "The Inchworm" ever pulled was convincing the world that it was really a toy. My mother bought two of these contemptible devices for my two-year-old twins; how was she to know it was forged in the tenth ditch of the eighth circle of Dante's Inferno?"The Inchworm" does not roll. It does not bounce. Nay, it does not "inch."It does, however, crudely flex up and down just enough to trick toddlers into believing that, if they continue pushing, jumping, rocking and leaning, the toy will at some point function.I assure you, dear buyer, that nothing will come of these efforts. If you, as a parent, have decided upon raising your children by way of the cruel tutelage of frustration, futility and fury, then, by all means, buy this product and teach your toddler early on to rage, rage against the immobility of the worm.Otherwise, I suggest you purchase a wagon or a tricycle.
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