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Title: Buy this as a Christmas Present for your enemy
Review: If you truly and utterly hate someone, then I have a little hint for you. Buy them this game. When they play and see the sketchy graphics, the poor backgrounds, and the fact that some of the special moves go through your opponent, they will think the game is defective. When they go to the game store to exchange it for a real copy, you will laugh with glee as they find that there was no defect, but it was the real game! Only use this against a bitter enemy however, as this game is an incredible torture that I would wish upon noone. If that doesn't convince you to run away at the sight of this game, then let me put it this way: Hitler is being forced to play it right now on the 9th level of Hell.
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