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Title: Absolutely GUT-WRENCHINGLY AWFUL!!
Review: It's times like these when I wish for zero stars. This was so slow and boring I almost fell asleep. The only good part was that the torture ended quickly. And as for the reviewer who called this a 'masterpiece' and said 'poor Philly', I say 'poor YOU!' Ever notice that people find the 1 and 2-star reviews more helpful?
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