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Title: I've seen the abyss, it's name is Tara Reid
Review: I bought this movie as a joke for a friend who likes to watch bad movies and rip on them. I hadn't seen it, I just knew it would be aweful by the cast list.....I wasn't dissppointed, we all felt that this was worse than Gigli and From Justin to Kelly (I told you we'd seen some bad movies) and on par with that Madonna Travesty "Swept Away" But we did learn something. If you want to be smart, wear glasses and carry a clipboard. Tara Reid did that in the movie and apparently props like that can replace acting ability. Christian Slater....well lets just say that "Heathers" was 15 years ago and his schtik is more worn out than the wasteband from Kirstie Alleys Pantyhose. Buy this movie if your child swallows cleaning products and you need something to induce vomiting, other than that I'd spend the money on anything else.
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