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Title: GET CHARGED!
Review: By the looks of the website, this beverage is endorsed by the likes of Johnny Cage and Raiden.This long lasting energy elixir tastes like someone head-butted my taste buds and put my brain in a half-nelson.I'm going to try and drink an entire case and see if I grow a sweet pony tail and start fighting terrorists on a train.On the negative side, I got so pumped drinking this long lasting energy elixir that I head-butted my computer screen and broke it. Don't know how I'll explain that to the people at work. I'll probably just drink some more and head-butt them in their stupid faces!
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