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Title: Mystery Science Theater 3000, where are you!
Review: Easily one of the worst popcorn movies ever made, this movie (and us suckers who saw it in the theaters) demands an MST3K spoof. It shamelessly rips off much better movies, especially the Dirty Dozen and the Right Stuff. And the special effects? Downright horrid. I never once believed I was watching anything less than an elaborate soundstage full of actors who should've known better than to star in something so awful. Thankfully, all the actors (especially Bruce "The Sixth Sense" Willis) have redeemed themselves with better movies since then. Skip this load of stale testosterone. Unlike other great testosterone movies--such as The Dirty Dozen or the The Lethal Weapon series, or The Rock--this dull movie is no fun whatsoever.
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