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Title: Another disaster.
Review: I cannot say enough how bad this movie is. The only reason it got one star was the Amazon doesn't have zero stars. his is just a bad movie. It's not even a good bad movie, nor is it fun to watch. The underlying premiss is interesting, in a six-grade sort of way, and from it one would expect an Indian Jones style, two-fisted adventure. Two worlds exist, one good, one evil. An ancient civilization once opened the gate between these two worlds before, and was wiped out. Now, the key has been shattered (why not destroyed? They never destroy these things!) and sent to the four corners of the earth. Now, take everything that's ever been neat, exciting, fun, and interesting from an Indiana Jones-style movie and flush it down the toile ta few times. Plunge it out, and slap it on some film with some inept acting and inaine pacing. Set that on fire and there you go, Alone in the Dark. What a waste.
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