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Title: The reason the word "retarded" was invented
Review: What's with all the good reviews for this movie? Are you people serious? Not to sound like a snob here, but hot damn! This movie takes everything that is good about movies and throws them out the window, after first defecating on them. A bunch of models get killed in a non-scary way by some big guy who wrestles men for a living, and is also non-scary. Calling this movie shallow would be an insult to shallow people and shallow pools everywhere. Also, I'm pretty sure this movie was about 13 minutes long, and almost every line spoken by the "hot" blonde chick was a lame cliche. I did like it when her cell phone was literally shoved down her throat, though. spoiler alert! Titanic was a scarier movie than this poopy.
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