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Title: Ghastly. What Were They Thinking?
Review: Don't buy it, don't rent it, don't even think about it. It has a plot so thin it is nearly invisible, a story so incomprehensible that the word "confused" barely scratches the surface, dialog that wants to be witty but falls completely flat, and characters you could care less about. The only thing worth mentioning is how much work in must have taken to make Sean Connery look so bad on screen. Patrick McNee, the original John Steed, appears as an invisible man. He probably asked to be blotted out after he saw the film! If you are a fan of the Avengers, go get one of the DVD's of the old Avengers series. If you are not a fan, look for something, anything, else.
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