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Title: Some Things Are Best Left Behind...This Is One
Review: The bizarre adventures of a cardiac victim are fashioned from his seemingly endless ability to fix everything except his own relationships. None of this, including the dime-novel sex, works. Ira Foxglove will waste your time as much as he did mine. Imagine floating across the Atlantic Ocean in an airship after disentangling your runaway wife from her lover by threatening to run him down with a motor scoter you fixed. Of course, you only would do this after a hearty round of sex with your daughter's dancing partner. Ira hopes to leverage that with a tomato sex-toy whose properties seemingly could produce an external heart machine. Dream on; tune out.
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