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Title: A COLOSSAL PIECE OF TRASH!
Review: I had the misfortune of seeing this thing in a movie theatre a couple of years ago . Since then , I have made it my mission in life to warn the world about what -- undoubtedly -- is the worst movie ever made . You could lie in bed for two weeks staring at the ceiling and still have a more entertaining experience than the one you would have seeing this alleged movie . It is really that bad . Do the dishes , take out your neighbor's garbage , take Speranto lessons , but please , please , please , stay away from this movie! ( In order to be able to fulfill my noble task by posting this review , I had to give this movie one star . Thus , let the record show that I granted this movie one star under extreme duress . )
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