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Title: Absolute Garbage
Review: There's nothing in this book. No marginally developed characters, no story, no nothing. It's hard to believe! Do yourself a favor, read this book and know, with certainty, that you've read the most worthless book you'll ever read. As Pep Young once said, "If you can't be the best at something, be the worst; there's distinction in both directions."
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