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Title: I have never given just one star...
Review: I want my 100 minutes back. I am normally very open-minded and receptive to offbeat, quirky films. It is a rare film in which I can find nothing positive to say. Welcome. After the first hour and fifteen minutes of trying to be open-minded, a growing sense of anger enveloped me that there simply was no hope that this film would be comprehensible in the least. One would need to be on a double dose of a severely hallucinogenic, mind-altering drug to find any sense in this absolutely pointless pile of cinematic excrement. Pay no heed to the description on the box. You have been warned.
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