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Title: Delta Doofus
Review: Delta Force 2 is vastly inferior to the original 1986 movie, mainly because it does involve any missile-launching motorcycles or dune buggies. In fact, I gave it one star only because there was nothing lower. It is incredibly boring and has worse acting than a soap opera. In all honesty, the original didn't have much better acting; however, it managed to throw me to the floor in violent convulsions of uncontrolable laughter when Chuck Norris launched what appeared to be model rockets from a motorcycle at a very surprised terrorist in a pickup truck. Delta Force 2 featured mostly a bunch of people being stabbed in a very agonizing manner, or in one special case, being gassed and shouting profanities on his painful way to death. The most action I saw while lapsing back and forth from sleep was Chuck Norris climbing up a mountain, only to be attacked by a snake (how it got there is quite a mystery). Buy the original Delta Force.
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