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Title: My brain hurts, Mr. Gumby!
Review: The six pieces of artsy-farsy garbage that comprise AMERICAN BREAKDOWN (aka "Stories USA") are collectively the absolute worst nonsense I've seen this year. I kept watching, expecting something interesting to happen, but was ultimately very disappointed. A bonus is the migraine this thing gave me.It's noisy, it's ilogical, it's spastic, it's an exercise in total cinematic pretension. This picture also sets the record for the longest credit scroll of all time: EIGHT MINUTES.Guess what? The emperor doesn't have any clothes, nor a raison d'tre.Congratulations to all involved for actually scraping BENEATH the bottom of the cinematic barrel.Avoid at all costs. You have been warned! (Hey REDBOX: I want my dollar back!)Parenthetical number preceding title is a 1 to 10 IMDb viewer poll rating.(3.4) American Breakdown (2007) - James Gandolfini/Josh Hartnett/Paris Hilton/Joe Mantegna/Louis Gossett Jr./Scott Caan/Ken Hudson Campbell
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