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Title: Water Sports Stream Machine
Review: This is useful only if you have a swimming pool. I thought it would be like a squirt gun that I could aim at invading dogs chasing my cats. Not a chance. It's basically a plastic tube inside a plastic tube that sucks up water and expels it in a single, garden-hose-like stream. It was not something that met my needs. It's probably indestructible though.
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