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Title: Best Album E ver
Review: Your previous work was quite good. Your voice was an amazing tool, accompained by strong guitar playing. Your music would help me and my wife make sweet love under a full moon. But now I am barely able to get a hard on. Your vocals have shriveled my balls into fruitless prunes. My wife is very dissappointed, not in me, but in you John. Youe voice was like a howling bachelor, crying for sweet, sweaty love. But now is frail weak, just like my balls. I am strongly against the use of Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra. Instead I preffered your sensual vocals to accompainy my wife's howls. What happened John? But now I am forced to resort to porn. Porn is meaningless, it lacks the pure lyrical majesty that is song.
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