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Title: No Rhyme Or Reason To This Bilge
Review: DEAD MAN -- so screamingly stupid...so head-scratchingly pointless...so tormentingly insipid, I can hardly bear to waste further time summoning my precious powers of sarcasm to pan this bomb.If you absolutely insist on suffering through this dreadful bore, make certain the fast-forward on your remote control is up to snuff. And, above all, do not neglect to stuff your ears with sufficient cotton to drown out Neil Young's monotonously repeated ("gong-like") guitar strumming. Whatever little dialogue you're likely to miss in the process is sure to be a blessing.
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