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Title: A truly dull, fat, stodgy novel
Review: The first line of this wearisome book presents us with an incoherent simile, and drones on through hundreds of tedious pages crammed with lengthy lists of unnecessary medical details and stodgy info dumps to an entirely unininspiring and very predictable conclusion. This novel is simply bad, bad, bad. Stay well clear if you haven't already wasted your money on it, or even you have - reading it will lower your intellect.
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