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Title: The Best Gauntlets that People Will Think Are Homemade
Review: Take these bad boys to any Halloween party and prepare to have people regale at your handyness. Just make sure to not reveal your secret (that you paid $50 for them on Amazon). Made out of the finest scrap metal, this is probably the best way to overpay $50 for two over-sized cans of baked beans. They're lined with the most opulent leather hide for minimal comfort when adorned.
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