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Title: I thought Ed Wood had died.
Review: A long time ago, in a....This movie also starts out with some scrolling text, too bad it takes nearly five minutes. On the positive side, when the text finishes, you could save yourself about 90 minutes of anguish and walk out. This film definitely will challenge "Plan 9 From Outer Space" as the worst horror movie ever made. The biggest difference between the movie and video game is the reset button. I kept looking for one in the theatre. You'd expect second rate acting from Tara Reid but not Christian Slater or Stephen Dorff. The love scene, if you could call it one (I don't remember any love scenes in the game)has successfully set lovemaking back 1000 years. Congratulations Uwe Boll with continuing the fine tradition of B-Movie making. Ed would have been proud.
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