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Title: Armageddon: An Exercise in Attrition
Review: If I stuck 50,000 chimpanzees in a room with 50,000 typewriters and let them randomly punch away at the keys for 3 days straight, they'd still come up writing something exponentionally better than the screenplay for Armageddon. This film is mind-bogglingly horrible. To think that sentient beings actually congregated and wrote this abomination is a mystery for the Ages. The fact that this piece of crap was so successful is further proof that mankind is regressing in its cognitive evolution.If I was given a choice between being sentenced 5 years in a Turkish prison and having to sit through this film (in its entirety) again, I'd hop on the next jumbo jet to Istanbul!1 star is 1 too many. Anyone who gave it more than that should really take a long, hard look in the mirror.
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