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Title: No food for thought...
Review: What makes a B-movie hottie like Debbie Rochon lend her name--and a scant few minutes of screen time--to an amateurish, zero-budget, zero-talent attempt like this? Porcine scream-monger Amy Lynn Best serves up this vanity product with an extra helping of ineptitude, aided incapably by a few of her posse members. The story concerns a bordello of female vampires targeted for intervention by a group of well-armed holy warriors trying to rescue one man's loved one. This might have been cool in the hands of someone with more than a few bucks to spend. Every minute of this "film" is wasted with cheap special effects (is that Cherry Kool-Aid they're using for blood?), bottom-of-the-barrel editing and high-school caliber acting. No, sorry, that's an insult to high school students. Don't be fooled. The time and money you spend on this dreck will leave a sick feeling in your stomach.
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