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Title: Immortals: Rest In Peace
Review: Things to know: I typically love the big, bloody sandal movies -- or any costume epic, really. And the prospect of looking at Henry Cavill for two hours seemed like a nice Sunday afternoon indulgence. But, oooh, Stinky McStinkerson. All the chiseled yumminess in the world couldn't save this thing from itself. The storyline and script felt like a random paste-up from the bottom of someone's hamster cage (a purpose for which the copy was infinitely better suited). Even if the story was a little more coherent, it would be impossible to tell with the horrible sound editing. Between the ridiculous masks and some digitally forced stage depth, big chunks of dialogue seemed to be lodged in the rock walls. What a mess.
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