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Title: Alas, our whirlwind romance was fated to be brief...
Review: We met in the sporting goods aisle. Instantly attracted to its perky color, appealing design, and exotic origins, I took it home. After a two week honeymoon period, during which the bottle was much loved, used only for cold tap water, and gently washed with mild dishwashing liquid and a Sigg brush, the liner started to peel off inside the neck. Whatever the liner is made of, I doubt it's edible. The end of the relationship was swift and my lack of judgment embarrassing, but I've learned my lesson. In the future, I will read the reviews first instead of letting Swiss good looks blind me to the fact that I'm falling for an expensive piece of trash.
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