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Title: This is Crap, Not Poop
Review: Come on people! Don't you know the difference between poop and crap?? The turd length/turd width ratio (also known as the s... ratio) is consistent with that of crap, not poop. Crap has a shiny finish, poop is dull in appearance. Before we can ever hope to have an intelligent conversation about the Party Pooper Fake Poop, we must first get the nomenclature right!What really makes this a piece of crap is the convex shape. The curve kills the prank. When you place it on something that is not a toilet seat, it looks like the turd is trying to crawl away like a worm. You can see daylight underneath it! I've never seen poop like that. I'm telling you, this is not poop! It's crap!The prank worked on the kids, but the wife knew it was fake right away. Let's see what kind of trouble I can get into with this thing at work....
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