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Title: We wish we could rate it 0 stars
Review: What to say? We're not sure how to describe the absolute atrocity that was this film. Film? We meant tragedy. We're not even sure what made it so bad - but we want our two hours back. We did think Skeletor had a nice float in the Masters of the Universe parade, though. We guess that's worth a star.
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