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Title: Matchbox 20 smells.
Review: Matchbox 20 stinks. Why? Because who the heck would come up with a asinine name like Matchbox 20, or a half-witted album name like Yourself or someone like you? I can only think of one type of person that would come with something that stupid; a pirate. Ah yes, after listening to the album, I concluded that the music was applesauce as Rob Thomas uses his constipated-like voice to make sounds. These pirate look-alikes are bound to hit rock bottom of the ocean.
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