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Title: A tongue-in-cheek review . . .
Review: If propulsion engineers looked liked Jodi Foster, I'd be working for Boeing, sipping a double shot of java, and living in Seattle.The screenwriter must have had bad karma flying Southwest or Delta. Maybe a broom-Hilda Stewardess hit him in the eye with a bag of peanuts. That's another thing: I've never seen a plane like that, decked out like Carnegie Hall.When I fly, I could use some `therapy' with a sex-kitten therapist . . . maybe in first class with some bubbly to boot.Ok, ok . . . enough with the Henny Youngman routine. This was a top-notch thriller. Lots of action, spills and thrills. It kept my attention, and, as usual, Jodi Foster stole the show. The scenario was well-plotted, imaginative.I lied; back to the shtick. The pilot on this plane was from central casting; my pilots are hung-over, eighteen and bipolar. Drum roll please . . . please, take my wife.
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