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Title: Wish We Could Apply Negative Stars....
Review: The original book and movie were horror/suspense stories, and very well done in both mediums. This remake, such as it is, is an insult to those earlier efforts. The occasional on-target skewering of the entertainment world fell under the weight of painfully silly and unwatchable plots, dialogue and acting. I confess I only made it to the part where the perky Glenn Close started the square dancing fest: at that point I shrieked, turned off the TV, and mentally threw the remote at the blessedly black screen. Puh-LEEZE Hollywood: no more insulting bastardizations of classics films and books!
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