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Title: Pretentious Waste of Time
Review: Pretentious stream-of-conscious [...]. You know those song lyrics that are just detached words and concepts, with only the paragraph they're in in common? This is 211 pages of that. An example: "I'm digging the view and yet not. Helene is somewhere out there in it. Queen Helene, I'll sing when I see her. Sing her to sleep whisper into the flesh of her cheek whe she wakes up crying her tears taste like words." Somehow this type of writing has built up popularity over the years and is heralded as abstract genius. This is the literary equivalent of the "modern" art people say their 5 year olds could do.
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