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Title: RUN FOR YOUR SWEET LIVES!!! MUSIC'S FOUNDATION IS BURNING!!!
Review: Kidz Bop stinks. I will now explain the many steps the Razor & Tie executives took to achieve complete and total suckification:1. Get a bunch of 8 1/2 year-olds and give them 3,000 shots of helium, and then kick them in "that place". This is how the voice pitch is achieved.2. Then, get about 9 or 10 "American Idol" rejects and pay them a million dollars so they'll agree to do this project.3. Come up with 12-15 popular songs and ways to butcher their artistic integrity.4. Find some 11-year-old with PhotoShop to make the cover art. Remember, the bigger "KIDZ BOP" is, the better!5. Market your CD with never-ending commercials, chock-full of kids that didn't even sing the songs and probably will never be seen in the acting world again, "But THAT'S NOT ALL!"s, and demands for COD/debit card payments.And voila! You have the typical Kidz Bop CD!
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