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Title: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Aka DOWN WITH HIGHLIGHTS!
Review: Highlights is quite possibly the most completely unhelpful and unentertaining magazine i've ever read. It isn't funny, and it's often patronizing and tries too hard to include everybody. It isn't educational at all. If you want your child to grow and develop, don't get highlights. If you want your child to be an average, ordinary, everyday person who is content with reading insultingly easy little stories that are complete gas and bunk, go ahead. The inanity of this magazine would be amusing if it weren't so pathetic. Don't get this magazine! Your brain is a special thing-don't let it deteriorate completely. You have been warned.
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