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Title: A long way from paradise...
Review: Allegedly based on real events, this cheaply-made effort tells the story of a group of incredibly stupid young people who spend an inordinately lengthy part of the movie doing nothing on a secluded beach, forget the way back, and get lost in a forest. There they are set upon by a group of very weird and menacing backwoods-dwellers. Poor acting, editing and scripting suck all the life out of what is supposed to be a slasher/thriller. The only suspense arises from wondering which member of the group is going to survive. But halfway through, you find yourself not even caring. It's impossible to believe that a real group of teenagers could be such morons.
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