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Title: The most biased review you will ever read.
Review: Hey reader! Do you like angular indie rock like Rodan? Do you like noisy, lush soundscapes a la My Bloody Valentine? Do you like aggressive drummers and bass players? Do you like it when post-punk guitars and new-wavey keyboards fight to the death? Then this album is for you. I love the Hat Party so much that I heard all these songs before they were even recorded. I'm so tight with this band that I contributed to their songwriting, and the band was all "Hey, sweet dude. Those are some hot licks." I'm so down with this band that I'm in the band.Biased? You bet. Nobody is going to read this.Fortunately the Hat Party doesn't have to worry about making money, now that we have people to make money for us by selling promotional mailers. Forget independent music makers; support used CD sellers! Nice one friends!
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