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Title: Even Michael Jackson wouldn't buy this
Review: Dear merciful Gawd, my face hurts! I couldn't stop laughing! I'm still laughing as I type this!! Holy crap!! They should be blasting this music at the border to keep illegal immigrants out! Oh, no! Cola just came out my nose! And I'm now sterile!! No kids for me!!I tried flushing this crap down my toilet but it got clogged!!! Clogged I tells ya! Then I put it in the trash and the garbage man wouldn't take it!!!
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