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Title: Ellis Beastly Movies Steam My Clams!
Review: This man is reported to have loved his mother, and after I saw him on The Ed Sullivan Show, I looked further. In the five-whole minutes I spent on "research," I could find no "redeeming social value" for "Elvis," and a lifetime later, I still have no idea what all the fuss was about. I'm unsure who put the films "Spin Out/Double Trouble" on the page for me to review but if it was a computer, unplug it! Stand s/he who tapped its keys face into a corner for fifteen minutes of "time out," and then mail me a copy of an essay, "Why I Offended Neil and How I'll Keep From Ever Doing It Again." Be ashamed!
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