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Title: DO NOT LOOK UPON THE FACE OF CHAOS UNSPEAKABLE HORROR...
Review: I feel the darkness closing in upon me. I don't know what crossed the threshold, but I know one thing: Uwe Boll is a hack. I feel that my life essence, my IQ was sapped by this movie. Something was taken away from me which I shall never get back. How can the powers of Hollywood allow this blasphemy to continue? How can one man, the sub-mundane and putrid lack of talent named UWE relentlessly assault our senses? I implore you to not subject yourself and your loved ones to this unspeakable wretch of a movie. DO NOT LOOK INTO THIS DARKNESS AND HOPE TO FEEL WHOLE IN THE MORNING! YOG SOGGATH, WE PRAY TO THE END OF DAYS! CTHULU is a brighter spark upon humanity than this fowl tripe of a movie. I want my money back! Go buy some nice music. You have been warned!
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