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Title: Overly long and unbelievably boring!
Review: Why does everyone like this stupid movie so much? Why can't everyone just be called people instead of "hobbits" or whatever they're called? The story is extremely hard to follow, there's hardly any action and the whole movie just stinks. I know you probably don't believe me, considering all the other 5-star reviews, but if you hate movies that you could've easily taken two hours out of because they had nothing to do with the story, don't see this!
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