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Title: Crapaggedon
Review: This was absolutely the worst piece of detritus I saw in a theater last year. I could nag about implausibilities like modern-day space shuttles zipping around like TIE fighters, but I won't. I'm often willing to overlook that sort of thing because, believe it or not, I like a good, mindless action movie as much as the next person. But this is just not good. Director Michael Bay's lightning-fast editing style is NOT "cool". It's annoying, tiresome and, above all, bad storytelling. The only good thing about this movie is Billy Bob Thornton, who spends most of his time down in the control room. Since there isn't as much call for obnoxious "action" in a control room, I was able to relax for a few precious moments now and then and just enjoy his performance.
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