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Title: This film is an abomination
Review: This is honestly the worst movie I've ever seen, and not in the good-bad way (you know, so bad it's funny.) It was just abmysmally awful. The acting was beyond terrible, the supposedly "retarded" villain sure doesn't walk and move like any mentally impaired person I've seen (how could someone with severe brain damage be that handy with a sickle?), and I didn't get a single good scare. The scenes just dragged pointlessly on and on. However, the "plot" was incredibly simple, so if they had made good use of their time the movie would have been about 15 minutes long. I can't think of a single redeeming feature in the entire thing.
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