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Title: The Avengers: IT STINKS!!!!!!
Review: I am speaking to you as one of the unfortunate people who payed money to see The Avengers. It is my personal opinion that this tasteless spectacle is the all-time WORST movie ever made. The plot was unexistent, the screenplay was terrible, and it was tooooooooo long! Oh sure, you say, 100 minutes is too long, but we all could have done without guys dressed like huge teddy bears and five minutes of Uma Thurman running through the same room! Who shot this movie, some wacko experimental filmmaker trying to shock the public? But the biggest blow was the acting. Thurman and Ralph Fiennes turned in totally dispirited performances, and Sean Connery played the worst character of his great career, throwing his wonderful talents away like the garbage this "movie" is. I issue a word of warning to all film lovers everywhere: don't see The Avengers!!! (Unless you own a torture chamber and need something to really crush your victims)
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