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Title: You won't believe how truly bad this film is.
Review: When I heard reviewers compare this flick to the work of Dario Argento, I ran right out and rented it - big mistake! The SFX are laughable (a model plane dive bombs into a nun's face in one of the cheapest scene's ever filmed), the dialog is unintentionally hilarious("The Father says you're flunking out" "But I get all A's" "Eh, bears me.") and the acting would've been better if it had been performed by sock-puppets. We're talking "just this side of High School Film Class" stuff here, folks. Save your cash & buy a copy of Susperior. Oh, and keep an eye out for the director, Dante Tomaselli. He may be serving you your next Big Mac.
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