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Title: Giant Carpet Monsters Attack!
Review: Well, I'll try to write a review: A giant shag carpet/caterpillar monster from outer space lands on Earth. It moves about a 40 feet an hour but the people it likes to snack on help it out by climbing inside it's mouth. There is very little dialogue, a subplot about the wonders of marriage, and the most monotonous narration ever put on film. It's a wonder Mike and the bots made it out alive.
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