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Title: this movie is apallingly bad
Review: Please, to anyone who hasn't yet wasted a good three and a half hours of their life on this drivel, do yourself a favor, use the time to go for a walk, or wax your back, or shop for vintage clown paintings. Trust me, do not sentence yourself to sitting through this utterly godforsaken film unless you have a large supply of ritalin on hand.
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