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Title: Plot holes the size of the meteor.
Review: Oddly enough, most of those plot holes could have been elliminated with some decent editing. Extremely stupid, Bay & Bruckheimer try to hide the flaws by cranking up the noise level and jazz up their usual formula by ripping off the improbable Titanic love story plot. As it is, turn down the volume and those guys at Mystery Science Theater 3000 have their next feature film.
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