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Title: You do the work, since the writers haven't bothered.
Review: You're in a deadly maze and you have a limited amount of time to get out - compelling enough. To make things worse you're trapped with a group of incompetent actors asked to play inconsistent and unmotivated characters, and you are forced to listen to dialogue that makes little sense and has dreadful philosophical pretensions. Just beyond the confines of the set lurk young and goofy directors and writers who are just overjoyed to be making a film (any film) that looks 'cool', that has a 'cool' idea at its core, and who believe in 'very little direction' and 'just getting it in the can' (quotes from their commentary). What do you do in a situation like this? Well, either watch something else, or enjoy the look of the sets, or get excited by the suggestiveness of the situation - come to this movie with low expectations and you won't be too disappointed.
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