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Title: Junk-Food Cinema From Michael Bay
Review: Filmmaking for incredibly short attention spans. Director Michael Bay's Veg-O-Matic style guarantees that no shot lasts longer than 10 seconds. This editing technique may work on a three-minute music video, but it's excruciating for a theatrical feature. Meanwhile, a decent cast fights for breathing room. "Armageddon" gives new meaning to the term "headache inducing" - even worse than 1998's other science-fiction disaster, "Deep Impact."
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