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Title: Could not be worse.
Review: This movie is completely insufferable. The characters are ridiculous, loathesome and self-absorbed. The tedious dialogue is droning on as I type this. The scenes --including an incredibly bizarre skit about loading a dishwasher -- go on for far too long. This is truly the worst movie I have ever seen. I am actually angry and bewildered that I just suffered through an hour and a half of it. Somebody help me. Just when you think this two-hour cringe can't possibly get any worse, it does. Oh my lord--they are now, inexplicably, making me watch Anne Hathaway shave her armpit. Every scene should have been left on the cutting room floor. I simply can't believe this story even became a movie. This film should never have been made.
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