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Title: It is with great sadness that I am unable to write this review with said pencil.
Review: I found this pencil on the floor of a lecture hall. I gave no second thought to claiming it as my own. I began to write with it, its perfect weight enhancing the straight lines of my engineering homework. I shunned all of my other writing implements, carrying only the Papermate Titanium Mechanical Pencil. Then one day, I went to retrieve it from my messenger bag and my fingers grasped with futility at the empty pocket where it once lay. I now knew the sadness the original owner felt and regretted playing the dirty game of finder's keepers.
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