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Title: The WORST science fiction, I mean fiction EVER!
Review: The characters are extxremely flat and the emotion is so pathetic as to be unbelievable. The writing was, well, I can't call that writing. It was typing. But what really got me mad was that Bruckheimer and Co. went way out of their way to make the science absurd. It would have been more interesting if they had stuck to some basis of reality. I have never come to the end of the movie feeling more disgusted in my life and I've seen some pretty bad sci-fi! "Star Trek V" was genius compared to this! I know that such a bad review will probably get some people to watch this piece of crud to see what the hub-bub is about. It does come in pretty colors and if that suits you, fine!
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