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Title: Is it really a 3rd nipple if it's glued on?
Review: So I am sitting with my friend Todd McHenry, who lives in Clifton and Owensville, and we are talking. He randomly looks at me and says "I have a third nipple". I respond "I don't care", to which he retorts "Want to see?". I answer with a "Not particularly" but his shirt is already over his head like this was an episode of girls gone wild. My eyes are immediately drawn to a big fake nipple, glued on like he was the 3 breasted woman from Total Recall. It's hanging by his chest hairs, as it has already removed itself from his body. So I grab it off, taking his 3 chesthairs with it. I apparently didn't do this too gently, and he howled. I told him it's not a 3rd nipple if he elmers glued it to his chest, to which he disagreed. We fought over it, and now he isn't talking to me. So I am buying this in the hopes that it will save our friendship.
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