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Title: Don't buy this book, it's bad.
Review: This book is the most over-written, pretentious, without a doubt just plain rotten collection of typing (not writing) that I have ever had the misfortune to read. Mr. Weltner, I'd tell you to keep your day job, but since I found out you teach English Lit I'd have to advise you to just give up. For shame!
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