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Title: A steaming pile of dragon dung...
Review: After watching this ridiculous, plodding and boring movie, you'll feel a compelling urge to wipe and flush. And I thought Narnia was a second-rate Lord of the Rings, but sadly, it puts Eragon to shame. Aside from the stellar CG work, you have top tier actors like John Malkovich and Jeremy Irons reciting third rate, cornball lines and acting like medieval hams from a Monty Python movie, scenes that rapidly jerk to and fro like a bad Goth music video, and young unknown actors that recite lines mechanically as if they graduated from the George Lucas school of acting. There is no continuity and no emotional build up to scenes, and worse, there is little direction in trying to tell even the least semblance of a semi-cohesive story. Stay far away from this vapid nugget of juvenile Fantasy tripe and check out Dragonheart if you're looking for a decent Fantasy movie about dragons.
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