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Title: Wow. Total Crap
Review: First lemme get this outta the way. I hate Uwe Boll. Bad things could happen to him and Id chuckle.That said, I wanted to be able to judge for myself how bad this man was, not just what Id heard. So I watched House of the Dead... You couldnt make me experience that ball of crud again if you threatened my family.BUT Alone in the Dark actually looked semi cool, disregarding how it abuses the game. So, like an alzheimers patient, I went to a free showing courtesty of my friend. I want my 2 hours back... and expenses for the nachoes! Horrible crap! Horrible! Someone stop this man from violating more games. Hell, Im at the point Im rooting for Paul Anderson (*shudder*) or whoever directed the old Mario Brothers movie...
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