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Title: Slowest film ever made
Review: No amount of foul words can sum up my herculean hatred of this self-indulgent, lumbering, painfully slow movie. I have to sit hours because I wanted to write a really positive review of it after getting sick of the negative reviews but I can not bring myself to like it. It is a sadistic attack on the patience of the ordinary viewer. And I hate Jeff Bridges and his asinine looks.This should be dubbed, Hell's Gate.Stay away from this horrid movie.
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