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Title: "The Haunting Torgo Theme"
Review: There are a lot of great uses I could think of for this album. I considered using it to torment a relative-in-law who has been getting on my nerves, pretending that despite his advanced age he's a cool dude who is into, quote, "college indie rock." But then I realized, if I sent it to him as a Christmas gift, it would do no good--not even this guy would listen to any more than 2 minutes of this aggressive noodling voluntarily. Then the ultimate demonic use for "OV" occurred to me--you could use it as "hold" music on a voicemail system. So, if you ever call someone, say your HMO, or the help line for your operating system, and you get put on hold and you hear this music...hang up. This is satan's "hold" music.
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