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Title: Even Mike and the bots wouldn't know what to make of this
Review: If you're looking for a movie that resembles the product of a really bad 1950's movie and a soft-core porn flick then this is the waste of celluoid for you! The only thing I've seen that even comes close to the level of unbelievable badness (and not in a good way; in a way that makes you want to track down and torture the producers) is Ice Queen. Not even Sci-Fi channel made-for-tv-movies are this god-awful.
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