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Title: I love this product. I want to marry it.
Review: After crashing through three weeks of motherhood like a wild boar, I realized dimly in my sleep-deprived state, that I owned this mobile. It was placed on my registry as an afterthought, urged by overzealous parenting magazines and bolstered by good reviews. Though it didn't fit my crib, I affixed it to the back of a dining room chair. As I write this review, I listen to my baby sleeping peacefully after listening to a round of Mozart. I feel like shaking the baby monitor to see if it is broken. Four days ago I told my husband, "if this isn't a fluke, I swear, I am going to write the best product review ever." This is what I could muster without mentioning promising sex acts to the product makers.
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