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Title: Worst movie I have ever seen.
Review: This movie absolutely [stinks], there's nothing more I can say. Even the "un-rated super uncut uncensored blah blah" version wouldn't save this [movie]. I hate the person who wrote it and the [person] who took on the task of directing it. I wanted to rip my eyes out every time I saw the tall, blonde "[villain]" Save your money, don't even rent this garbage, go see something more productive, like a grass-growing contest.
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