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Title: This is the most boring film I have ever seen.
Review: Guy drives his Ferrari round in circles. Four times. Guy sits on bed. Guy watches pole dancers. Twice. Guy drives his Ferrari again. Guy is in shower. Guy is in a boring party and in boring conversations. Guy gives a boring press conference. Guy drives his Ferrari again. Guy falls asleep while giving cunnilingus to girlfriend (yes, even the sex scene is boring). Guy meets his daughter. Guy watches his daughter do ice-skating figures. For five minutes straight. Guy drives his Ferrari again. And so forth. And so forth.While I am writing this the film is still rolling. And still no improvement: Guy is on the telephone. Guy gets a massage. Guy is in shower again. Why am I watching this?There is one thing in which this film is extremely successful: Conveying a deep, unending and numbing feeling of being BORED.How did this film ever win a Golden Lion?For making you think about the many, many ways in which you could make better use of your time?
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