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Title: Jewel has unwittingly written poetry's answer to Spinal Tap.
Review: This is pretentious garbage that is an insult to legitimate poets who struggle for publication but lack the celebrity privilege thrust upon the likes of Jewel. It is the height of arrogance that Jewel actually takes this mess seriously. Such amateurish drivel can only be read as a parody of stuffy poetry, literature's answer to "Spinal Tap."
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