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Title: not even a "B" lister
Review: Ohmigawd it's awful. So awful it's NOT funny. Every cliche, every lame plot twist, every limp character you can imagine, all stuffed into a thin "plot" and some damn rotten acting. It's like someone pulled all the bottom-rung characters from a lot of the really bad "martial arts" movies, and stuffed them all in here. There were non-asians as the oriental wizards, buffoons, idiots and oversized dumb hunks as the sidekicks, a blind magician, super-nasties on the side of evil, and even a female non-asian pirate. Pirates. In Cathay. Which apparently was some tiny mountain valley, where the pirate was really a good guy. So he died. And warring brothers. Let's not forget them. One good, one evil. And the good one loved the heroine. So he died. Coulda saved a lot of time by taking out all the hokey stuff, but then, there'd be only about fifteen minutes left. Woulda been an improvement. Watch it if you want- be prepared to laugh (or groan). You've been warned.
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