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Title: My god, why couldn't they offer zero stars!!!
Review: Hmmmmm. Hey, I got an idea. The earth is gonna blow up if we don't stop this meteor, so...let's send some oil drillers onto the meteor to destroy it. Of course, I guess we should have also sent along a few plumbers, and maybe a carpenter or two. Yup, but they'd better be careful. If the meteor finds out what they're up to, it might bomabard them with SMART METEORS. Good thing Ben Affleck is experienced at CANYON HOPPING, or else the rest of the crew might be in real trouble. Oh yeah, I really liked this movie. Sarcasm? Me? Did Armageddon have plot holes? Oh, yeah. It did. Sorry.
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