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Title: Wedding Slashers does not cut the cake..or your fear
Review: Neither Mary nor her little lamb could save this movie, nor would they want to see it. The actors and actress' are uninspired, armature, and emotionless. The plot is horrible and the direction is the equivalent of a home movie. Do not rent this film unless you're looking for a chuckle at some extremely and overdramatic gore.However, the films first couple of minutes follow the lives of a couple just married. The acting and plot in this portion of the film is tolerable and even a bit entertaining. The problem with this is, its basically just a scary opener rather than an opener to the plotline itself. Beyond these first three minutes of film, "Wedding Slashers" is a piece of rotten cake.Note: I never rate anything one or two stars. Everything has its faults, but this is beyond bearable. A usually easy pleaser has been dissatisfied.
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