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Title: More depressing than a British train
Review: Some films, they're depressing and miserable, but you can see that they're good and enjoy them on this level. This one, however, is just so full of despair and misery that the rest of it is irrelevant. I came away from it wondering why I just wasted a couple of hours of my life on it. Even Jennifer Lopez in skimpy costumes does nothing to lift the flagging spirits. Never watch this film if you're miserable to start with; it could just push you over the edge.
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