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Title: Barely worth even one star
Review: It's hard to find appropriate language to describe what is a truly awful movie. I hired this out (so glad now that I didn't waste my money buying it) with the hope that it would be in the same vein as House of 1000 Corpses. No such luck. Though the cover showed promise - a creepy house, hideous zombies, etc, there is absolutely nothing in this film worth watching.The frequent flashes of video game clips are damned irritating, and the shoot-out scene in the middle of the film is over-extended and over-done.The most involved that the story gets is when the young male model sacrifices himself in an explosive mini-climax - but not necessarily because it was the noble and right thing to do, but rather because his face had been horribly scarred by mutated blood (or something similar), and he could no longer see a reason for going on living. Because, of course, we all know that physical beauty is the be all and end all of life.
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