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Title: Just what mama needed! Thank you Santa!
Review: If your wife or girlfriend likes a stiff one up the arse every now and then, this product is for you! This stuff is so slick that the typical "loosening up", or tossing of the salad if you prefer, is just a quick formality, because even if you're endowed like a horse, once everything is properly lubed, there ain't nothing that's going to stop you from hitting rock bottom. Slammin!
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