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Title: Click away before it's too late.
Review: If you're scouring the internet for a toy that has no value beyond a patentable ability to coat every surface in Vaseline forever, this beautifully boxed migraine is for you. The committee that designed such a thorough nightmare should be subpoenaed and held in confinement until congress can pass a law that denies due process. As if the concept (melting petroleum jelly in a plastic cup of lukewarm tap water then scooping it into a tinier cup with a stick) weren't vapid enough, bottles of food coloring are provided for a fresh level of anguish. To force a drop of liquid from these pesky vessels means power tools. While eager offspring await paltry production of a primary color, know that any wayward release will "permanently stain." In fairness, I can't say this product will cause instant death. I'm nonetheless confident the sensation it left on my skin and my psyche will not cease until I am cremated. More satisfying crafts await you and your family.
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