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Title: Hard to swallow, but worked well!
Review: I took two of these every night with a warm glass of milk and they did the trick. Couldn't hear any of the traffic outside my window while I slept. I would have given these five stars if it weren't for the industrial flavor of them, but at least there was no nasty aftertaste. They were also a little hard to swallow but I found greasing my throat with a spoonful of Vaseline did the trick, though I must warn you about this trick as I did, in fact, die from Vaseline poisoning. That's right people, I'm dead, in hell, and this is my punishment, writing Amazon reviews for all eternity but don't feel too bad for me, it's still better than making iPhones!
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