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Title: I dunno, you guys
Review: I think I prefer Empire Strikes Back. I mean, Luke is definitely a big crybaby, even more so than Jesus when he flips his beard about the tax collectors in the temple. But seriously, Darth Vadar rules and Satan drools. Darth Maul kinda looks like Satan, but Darth Maul has a double light saber. Eat it, satan. Although I hate the prequels. That junk is weak. Princess Leia is way hotter than Mary and Chewbacca is so awesome. I guess I'd read the bible if I were really bored or super horny with no cold shower to temper my hefty boner. But the plot is so random and there is nothing to compare with Boba Fett. Jesus Christ! Boba Fett is so awesome!
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