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Title: If the author's name was George McMarty
Review: Seriously. If this book was by some unknown author, he/she wouldn't even be able to get an agent. He'd be laughed at by small publishers. Look, Ethan, no one is good at Everything. Let it go. Act. Put down the pen. Or, at least, if you pick it up, keep it to yourself.
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