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Title: Frightfully awful book darling!
Review: Picked up a copy of this book thingy while I was waiting for my Concorde flight the other day (Bruce and Demi were late, as usual). Poor Di really had a hard time with this Morton chappie, what with the bulimia and the suicide attempts just to avoid the publishing deadlines. Still, it does include some wizard photos of lovely Dodi, and the cover matches my Prada handbag and Gucci phone perfectly! Don't forget to wear your seatbelts, darlings! Those concrete pillars are such a nuisance, aren't they? Mwah!
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