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Title: WARNING!! A CAN OF BEER IS SHOT IN THIS FILM!!!
Review: Do the math-- a renegade cop fortuitously named "Cobretti" + this same cop cutting freezer-stored pizza with scissors + an ax-clinking cult willing to bring about the "New World Order" by butchering Peter Cetera in a parking garage + a homicidal maniac who spews a pint of saliva with every utterance of the word "PIG!" in the gripping climax - any semblance of acting skills = THE DEFINITIVE WORK IN THE BRIGITTE NIELSEN LIBRARY!!As soon as the 20th Anniversary Edition lands in theaters, do like Flair and...WALK THAT AISLE!!!
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