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Title: Now you can surf too!
Review: Except nobody is going to take you seriously and you will be excluded from all the real surfers. Go to a surf shop and buy a used board for cheaper than this pen companies crap. Surf shop, learn the words, only an anti-social kook would buy a "board" over the internet. And remember, don't "learn/practice/try one time and give up for the rest of your life because you just learned surfing is hard" anywhere where surfers with the slightest amount of skill are surfing, we don't want you to endanger us or our equipment when you are flailing. Hopefully, when you go to the surf shop ask them where a good beginners spot is.
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