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Title: Bleeeech!
Review: The movie was so hysterical I thought I'd never see a worse dog--until I went to see that lil' ole cutie-pie, will smith in the biggest dog of them all, Wild Wild West. Armagaddeon was junk from the first frame to the end. Even worse was the music video which showed crazy-faced Steve Tyler (father of that wondrous actress, Liv Tyler) rolling all over the stage and shrieking how he "wakes up to hear your breathing." Oh, brother, has he got a problem. I'm so sick of seeing Bruce Willis' smirking, sneering mug. I wish someone had smashed a bannana cream pie into his face during his big moments. Ben Affleck should have taken off his clothes to give us all a little entertainment. One idea: merge Armagaddeon with this summer's big bomb, Phantom Menace and see what comes up. A nuclear bomb of inconceivable size.
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