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Title: Oh joy! I'm the 288th person to review Ray of Light!
Review: People think Ray of Light is great and I don't get it. To me it just seemed like she put the electronic doodly-doo that's on "Believe" (one dang awful Cher tune). That Meat-Beat-Manifesto electronic slop was popular in 1993 dagnabbit! Oh and did you ever notice that she uses the same chord progression on EVERY DANG SONG!!! And the lyrics? Bleah. Same old lost love that we've been hearing for years. "Love is a bird/She needs to fly". What kind of lyric is that? Ever heard Negativland? They're cool. Buy their records instead. Or better yet, just get The Immaculate Collection. It really kicks amoebas.
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