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Title: 15-Minute Plot In A 2-Hour Movie
Review: Absolutely the worst movie Spielberg's ever done. An overused story line with a sappy moral and absolutely no humor or action. It's "Water World" meets "Bicentennial Man", so if you loved both of those movies, this movie might be for you. Personally, I would have found it more exciting and thought-provoking if Spielberg had simply filmed the two-thousand years "David" spends submerged staring at the statue of the Blue Fairy in real time.
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