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Title: UDO KIER RULES!
Review: What a horrible film! My friend made me watch it simply to see Udo Kier in it. Udo Kier is everywhere and is wonderful of course. But Wesley Snipes is just too much, and Kris Kristofferson is ridiculous. This whole film is ridiculous. I hear they are making a sequel, too, which is even more discouraging. What a waste of resources. Stephen Dorff is probably the only remotely appealing part of this film. The best part, though, was a quote from Snipes (probably attempting to be so wise and witty), "Some m----- f----- always has to try to ice skate uphill." Or something positively ridiculous like this. This is campy and weird, and for that reason alone it might be entertaining (but I kept falling asleep).
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