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Title: 'Hooked on Phonics' DIDN'T work for Tori
Review: Where the heck did Tori learn how to enunciate? Ms. Amos, let's have a quick language refresher. Today's lesson: vowels.a: the long 'a' (as in "save") should be pronounced just like the name of the vowel ('A'), not 'EYE'.e: the long 'e' (as in "we") should be pronounced just like the name of the vowel ('E'), not 'AY'.i: the short 'i' (as in "wish") should be pronounced like a short 'i', not like "EEEEE".Now let's try it. Say, "We wish for Tori to stop this, okay?"Tori's response:"WAY WEEESH FOR TORAY TO STOP THEEEEEEEES, O-KAEYE?"*shakes head*You get the point, folks. Tori's over-stylized "slacker accent" may appeal to the emo crowd, but for the rest of us it gets downright annoying. If I want to hear bizarre accents I'll listen to Bjork. I don't need some North Carolina girl inventing new ways to butcher her native tongue for the sake of gimmickery. That is all. lol.
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