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Title: Why not just burn the six bucks instead?
Review: Well, here is an example of the shrewd Hollywood moneymaker at its best. They threw in a little bit of everything for everyone, to ensure that you told your friends it was GREAT! Big names so you can associate their past works and feel good about going to see him/her in this new film. Bruce Willis as the lead for the dominant-minded white individual. A big fat black guy who strips down to leopard bikini underwear for the people who always laugh at people getting kicked in the nuts. Ben Affleck for the moronic pre-teen. Liv Tyler for God knows what reason. Anyway, we got the explosions for the men, check...ok love story for the women, check...tragedy, worthless humor, strip bar seen for the pervert voyeur male audience...I THINK WE GOT IT ALL, REEL EM IN AND GRAB THE CASH! Did you like the part where the vehicle starts firing a vulcan cannon for no apparent reason? What the hell did they bring it for, hostile aliens living on the asteroid?! DUH.
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