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Title: You TOO can write poetry!!!
Review: Ever wonder how to win a writing prize? Be pompous and earnest and pretend to take chances. Frankly, this is appalling drivel. For instance, what did Hemingway learn from Cezanne? How to build sentences like mountains. There's not a mountainous sentence in all of H. The question might be better put: what did David Shuamate learn from Cezanne? --To write with little dots. Sometimes they make a picture but don't look too close, cause it's mostly just pretend. Or one called Plum. If you get anything out of this besides watching the writer being cute, congratulations to you. It's not unpleasant tossing this chunk out the window and taking an afternoon nap instead of reading it.
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