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Title: A Real Contender ... for the Worst Movie of All Time
Review: This may be the worst movie I have ever seen. Really. And it's not like I haven't seen some god-awful movies in my time.It's not that I don't like the Transformers (I can hear 'more than meets meets eye' in my sleep, and even like the Orson Wells voice-over in the 1986 theatrical version) -- it's just that this is a really BAD movie.Why? The movie tries simultaneously to be a comedy (it flunks, except for a single funny joke about 120 minutes into this 100-minute-too-long-film), a sci-fi flick (Shatner's Kirk from Star Trek III seems like he should have won an Oscar in comparison), a coming-of-age teen movie (it makes me long for Michael J. Fox's Teen Wolf), and a traditional action flick.Unfortunately, it tries to do so many things that its awfulness is so diluted that it's not even a good bad movie (ala Hudson Hawk, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever).
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