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Title: You Go to hell, you go to hell and die, Mr. Boll!
Review: He just doesn't get it! He isn't the best director ever, he is the worst director ever. I went into this film expecting a cheesy action movie, and when I came out, I was shaking my head in disbelief at what a horrible movie this was. This film makes Ed Wood's look like Scorsase's! He has no sense of direction, hell, he can't even properly adapt a video game, take House of The Dead for example. He also is adapting more video games, which I think is stupid, and damaging to the Video Game industry. Hell, He probably won't stop churning out crap. Christian Slater, what the hell happend? You went from True Romance to THIS? Fire your agent immeditely! [...] She was cast as a scientest?!? that is like casting Don King as Jesus Christ. Uwe, I hope you have a long and disasterous career ahead of you, you certianly deserve it.
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