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Title: coming clean
Review: Playboy asks why this movie hasn't become a cult classic. I'll tell you.First of all, the painting on the cover does not look like the actual woman in the film. One or two of the reviewers liked the way she looks. Okay, to each his own, but don't be surprised if you find her unattractive.Second, the nudity. No, she is NOT nude all the time. Nor half the time. Nor a fourth of the time. Nor... She's nude a few seconds now and then. No more than any other movie.Third, the movie is only 79 minutes, and the first four of them are skippable.The movie is mostly a man fighting with a Neanderthal survivor. Both behave more childishly than primitively. You'll see more convincing behavior in Clan of the Cave Bear.There are NO explicit sex scenes. Also, no effective sex scenes of any kind. Even the fight scenes are disappointing.Oh, and did I mention that the dialogue is a joke?Bottom line: for almost every viewer, this movie will not be worth watching even once.
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