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Title: Soggy, stinging, butt puncturing jungle adventure!
Review: Great story. Starts off like the adventure you always wanted to have, but ends up being the one you'd rather read about happening to somebody else. It has everything you need; South America, criminals, awkward sex with a cute European girl, a mysterious tour guide, raging killer rivers, getting lost, isolation, soggy skin, stinging ants, and emotional breakdowns.
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