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Title: Deliriously bad
Review: I don't know who I feel sorry for more, Stephen Dorff or Christian Slater. Dorff, who is a great actor though you'd never know it by the movies he's in, hasn't been in anything remotely good since the original Blade in 1998. Slater's career has gone downhill over the years, pretty much by taking part in some flop projects. Both actors sleepwalk through their roles in this latest video game to screen adaptation from director Uwe Boll, the same guy who brought us another video game adaptation, the incredibly bad House of the Dead. Alone in the Dark isn't much better, with a story so non-existant that you'll be scratching your head wondering what's going on before you pray for everyone to get killed. Tara Reid is also on board as the smart girl, and as previous reviewers mentioned, we know she's smart because she wears glasses. There isn't one redeeming factor about Alone in the Dark, and if you subjected yourself to the travesty of House of the Dead, then you know what to expect here.
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