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Title: Kept Going South
Review: This one was rife with problems. I went in wanting this to be good, but there was just nothing to make it a compelling flick. The characters are boring and one-dimensional, either evil because "that's how things are" or good because "we aren't going to take this anymore!" The film was shot with no regard to pacing at all. There are gratuitous shots of scenery just so the filmmakers could show off how wonderful their environments were. The whole thing even wraps up with a plot synopsis of the upcoming films, which runs something like:"Can we go home now?""No.""Why not?""We have to find a way to milk this franchise for all its worth. There are many people out there who are craving a secular, humanistic fantasy story, and we'll give it to them.""Oh. Okay. How?"*Explanation of inevitable plot points*"Oh. Okay."Credits.Underwhelming, at best.
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