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Title: "I'm telling you, don't waste your time..."
Review: This movie did deserve one star, because the Lord of Darkness looked pretty cool, and was played well by Tim Curry, but the rest of it was very stupid. I mean, sure, any little kid would want to see this because it has a lot to do with fairy tales and unicorns, but come on, you can see that the horns were probably glued on to white horses' heads, they shook when the horses ran. If they were real horns, they would not shake, so it was very farfetched. The creatures were impish and stupid looking, especially that almost-naked little elfish thing that sounded like Frieza from Dragon Ball Z. I slept through the end, so I couldn't tell you about that. If you want a good Ridley Scott film, try looking at "Alien" or "Hannibal", but avoid this one.
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