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Title: Who would've guessed!
Review: The things this guy has been up to! One would never have guessed that beneath the smug public persona there is a man of less substance than one might have expected. For fans of the Great Man who might be offended by that, it's perfectly okay. He never reads reviews. He portrays himself as a completely unremarkable fellow who's done nothing to deserve his current admittedly enviable existence.
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