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Title: As close as you could get to kiddie porn in 1958.
Review: I'm far from being a prude, but my skin started crawling when Maurice Chevalier sang "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" while eyeballing six year olds at the playground. And plying the young Gigi with champagne, spanking her, etc all gave me the creeps. This movie was probably as close as you could get to public kiddie porn in 1958. The plot is ridiculous and laced with script sure to make any pedophile long to head out in search of a little girl to spank and call his own. Roman Polanski would have been proud to have made this piece of trash. I have two primary regrets about my experience with Gigi: One, that I actually watched it through to the end (I kept thinking it would get better, but it only got worse); and two, that my Blackberry battery was almost dead so I couldn't play Brickbreaker during the really bad parts of the movie (pretty much everything between the opening credits and the end). Truly deserves zero stars.
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