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Title: Embarrassing
Review: I think that good reviews must be written based on things such as how quickly a book can be read. Maybe good is measured by how many pointless observations a narrator can make, or how shallow a character can be. It's embarrassing that such a boring, flimsy story can receive such positive reviews, but maybe the fact is simply that it's good to have friends in high places.
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