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Title: I've read worse, though nothing comes to mind
Review: I picked this up at the airport due, in large part, to Stephen King's glowing review. Clearly, the author must have some very compromising pictures of Mr. King.Plot holes galore, lack of character development, and total failure to execute on an intriguing idea deliver a trifecta of triteness. In the end, all the characters die. Not to worry. With characters like these you find yourself "rooting" for the plant.If there is any justice in this world, the Mayans will spring forth from Mr. Smith's imagination, encircle his home, and ensure that his future manuscripts never grace the desk of a publisher.On the bright side, the Grade B movie sure to follow could cast J.Lo and other nauseatingly self-absorbed actors as the celluloid Miracle-Gro.
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