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Title: Catholic Vampires!
Review: How much more awful is it when an author whose previous novel you've loved writes tripe like this? This book was stultifyingly dull with occasional humor in the background. Not recommended. Try RAPTURE instead. Or try anything else, either. This is an overlit half hour television sitcom padded out to almost FOUR HUNDRED PAGES! Now THAT is HORROR! And ETERNITY!
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