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Title: The Single Greatest Film Ever Made In History (I swear)
Review: I gave 3 Ninjas 1 star, Because ITS NUMBER ONE! You heard me, Numero Uno! I'm 36 years old, and have watched this movie every day, twice a day since it came out on video. I called guiness to see if it was a world record, but they said no because There was two days when I din't watch it because I was in a horrible car accident that killed my grandmother, and my small docile Jungle ape, Billy. I tried to be a ninja after I saw it (Thats how much it inspires me!) But my first day in Ninja school a kid (Who we'll call Joey) Kicked me in the teeth and damaged my already fragile dental situation. I was very discouraged and considered suicide, but then I watched 3 Ninjas and felt better again! Thanks 3 Ninjas!
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