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Title: WARNING: May be dangerous to mortal ears.
Review: Now, don't get me wrong here: This is clearly the best album ever recorded since the conception of the necessary equipment, and truly deserves 5 stars. However, I had to cut it down to four because upon listening to it for the first time, my brother shrieked with joy then collapsed into a lifeless pile on the floor. At first I was taken back by this, but then that sweet, sweet Hasselhoff sound entered back into my brain and I was put to ease. The autopsy revealed that my brother died of bliss, so that is why I am only giving the CD 4 stars.
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