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Title: Embarrassingly Awful
Review: How can a movie with Kelly McGillis naked in it be unwatchable? I didn't think it was possible, until I saw this. Mind you, it was free for me, since I have an Amazon Prime account, but even so, I couldn't finish it. First, the dialog is cringe-worthy. I can't remember when I've heard worse. Secondly, this is a murder mystery, and I don't really care who killed the girl who wrote the bad poetry. The detective, although a lesbian, is a caricature. She and McGillis get naked together, and we get to see lesbian bed death in action. Seriously. There is no chemistry whatsoever. Nothing. Yawn. Whoever thought it was a good idea to have the detective's thoughts as a voice over throughout the film should be shot. The only remotely interesting thing about this film is the mystery of why Kelly McGillis agreed to do it. Why, Kelly? Enquiring minds want to know.
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