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Title: Too big!
Review: Yo, this mouse is way too big. It's too heavy too. And, it ruined my marriage. Last night, my wife was like, "Why is your right hand so much bigger than your left hand?" She thought I was fiddling with myself a tad too frequently. She continued, "Am I not enough for you? Was that shopping spree at Victoria's Secret futile?" I tried to explain to her that my mouse was heavy and that my hand was bigger because I have to exert more energy to move this thing around. Unfortunately, she didn't believe it. Thanks, Logitech! You ruined my marriage. (But, I AM dating her sister!)
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