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Title: This Movie Redefines Lame. Don't Waste Your Money.
Review: The trailers for this film are very short because they used every good clip there is in this movie. It could have been a great film, but they blew it. The plot is weak, poorly structured, clumsily advanced and horribly contrived. The character development is non-existent and if the characters were any flatter they would be invisible. The underlying imagery is derivative, with no apparent originality and owes more to high-end corporate advertising than any storytelling. Parts of the movie are so bad, they are hilarious, like where for some weird reason the art director cheaped out and used the body armor from Coppola's Bram Stroker's Dracula as the encounter suits... If there was a way to give a movie no stars, this one deserves it. This movie is not even worth renting, much less buying. In fact, it is sooo lame, it isn't even worth more comments...
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