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Title: Dumbest Movie on Earth
Review: The movie "The Langoliers" is so incredibly stupid it's funny. Honestly, why is it considered a horror movie? For starters, the Langoliers look like flying meatballs with teeth. Even my three year old sister was not scared by them. And the dialogue is just plain dumb at times. Such as when Mr.Toomy tries to shoot Albert, and he waits a full 5 seconds before saying "I think I've been shot" and falling. And Albert goes in search of a stretcher for young, blind Dinah (who has been stabbed by Mr.Toomy), armed against anyting with a toaster! A toaster, ladies and gentlemen. I would not reccomend this movie to anyone who wants a good scare, but only to someone with a craving for stupidity.
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