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Title: Pu@^y Rock
Review: What is the deal? These guys do not rock. This album isn't cool. I was forced to listen to it on a car trip and I was not impressed. There is not one catchy song. Nothing really rocks. The lyrics are faux deep and uninspiring. Chris martin is a tool. He should do some drugs or something. I'm sick of his supposed "fairy-tale" romance to Gwyneth Paltrow (she looks kind of ratty these days anyway). I hate when we have to see some self-satisfied gazillionaire sigh complacently about how she has found true love with some sensitive man whatever just stop it. I hope he gets caught with his pants down with some 19 year-old groupie in a coke orgy. Plus, Chris, knock it off with the fair-trade nonsense. If you really believed in that tripe you should follow through with it in your own life. In that case you should have been paid like $500 total for making this flat can of Shasta of an album. Coldplay sucks.
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