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Title: In no sense is this a movie.
Review: I was astonished to see three two-star reviews. How much worse would anything have to be for those reviewers to give only a single star, I wonder? There is NOTHING IN THIS "MOVIE." Nothing at all. It is the project of some middle-school class with a video camera. I say this in all earnestness: How does anyone feel justified in selling this? There is literally nothing on free TV right now as bad as this DVD is. Think of the worst thing you can imagine watching on broadcast television--the most inept, boring, crassest show you can think of. River of Darkness is nowhere NEAR as good as that show.
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