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Title: steven seagal is a comic genius. who knew?
Review: music from the crystal caves. with poetic imagery like that in the album title alone you know you're in for a real treat. imagine yourself being whisked away to mr. seagal's recording studio hidden deep inside a cavern formed entirely of brilliant, luminescent crystal. tantalize your senses with the boundless sonic delights of some of the most hilariously bland and soulless attempts to cop popular musical styles since hasslehoff. this is the stuff of legends.
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