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Title: I am in love with Kelly Preston.
Review: I gave this movie two stars, because I am in love with Kelly Preston. The scene in this movie where she stretches her tongue out is surely worth a star (and since one is the minimum, that means 2/5). Otherwise there is nothing good in this movie.God, where do I begin? The movie is just such a mess I can't imagine where to begin. I rented it on the impression that it would be bad, so as not to give myself unrealistic expecations. I'd heard it was bad. But, how bad could it really be? Would John Travolta sign up for such a sorry screenplay? Yes, folks, he would. He did. This movie IS as bad as people say it is. Like I said, it's a mess. It's a squalid, room-hasn't-been-cleaned-for-six-months mess.
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