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Title: BIG DISNEY FAIL
Review: The tag line on the theatrical poster reads: "What Doesn't Kill You Will Marry Your Brother." Are you laughing yet?You can almost hear team Disney at a conference table all talking at once about how an allegedly original (?) pitch needs to be padded, complicated with redundant themes and ramped up to seduce three generations of women into seeing it. This dreadfully unfunny flick convolutes and beats to death a rather lame idea until nothing remains but the pulpy husk of an unrecognizable cinematic carcass that is unknowingly scraped up as road kill by duped consumers. Oddly enough, everyone in the movie is quite charming in the face of such drivel. Now that is acting!
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