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Title: Maybe the single worst movie you will ever see
Review: Everyone involved with the making of this film should be put under house arrest and kept away from cameras for the rest of their lives. The dialogue is garbage. The music is sappy, ethno-philiac garbage. The actors--all of them--are garbage. Let's not talk about the lighting. Let's not talk about the makeup. Let's not talk about the absurdly horrendously stupid cooking subplot. Or about how all Latins, apparently, do nothing but cook and dance and sing and make lo---ve all day long. This isn't bad like, Boy you have to watch this movie to see how bad it is. It's bad like, Please don't ever watch this movie, because you won't be able to forigve yourself.
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