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Title: Hey, here are some positive things about this book!
Review: First, all you need to know about the Ezzo empire of misinformation and dangerous health practices is here: http://www.ezzo.infoBut I didn't want this review to be totally negative, I'm a cheery person after all. So here are some suggestions of things you could do with the book that will improve your birthing experience:- Cut it up and use it to make a paper mache belly cast- use it to start a bonfire in your backyard that you can use for your baby shower/BBQ- you can bite it during contractions- use it to clonk anyone on the head who tries to tell you idiotic things during birth like "that baby won't come down" or "your pelvis is too small". Also good for fighting off those unnecessary pelvic exams. (hint: they're ALL unnecessary)- if you shred it up nice and fine, you can use the paper as mulch for a nice tree to plant when baby is bornSo there we go! This book has many uses. Reading it just isn't one of the good ones.
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