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Title: His music is melting the glaciers!
Review: As an experienced jousting judge, it's very important for me to discern the length of one's lance and the style with which they wield it. How is it shaped? Does it curve to the left or right at all? What about girth? It is this same keen judgment that I use to evaluate this compilation CD from David Hyperhonkkpf.O what magnificent aplomb he rides the surging waves of melody! O how regal he thrusts his glistening chest out, elbows shot back! O what godawful, unholy crow-fighting-a-cat-shrieking he wails from that cavernous gullet of a mouth! Leaves wither. Clouds evaporate. Items for sale at 50% at Hecht's are now only 30% off.The "songs" he "sings" leave us literally breathless, panting on our living room floors, gasping desperately for air as we hear the "music" fade to sweet, sweet silence. We are now ready for Track 2.The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.
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