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Title: Boring!
Review: You have been warned! It's not the graphic sex nor the graphic, gratuitous, and kinda silly violence that makes this a movie to avoid, it's the fact that it is just plain boring. In any language, this is grandiose, self-indulgent, amateurish, and you will regret spending the money on it. It's not deep; no insights here. Any movie that can make the full frontal sight of a man in the "height" of passion ho-hum is remarkable in its utter ineptness. Do not go!
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