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Title: Moon over rubbish
Review: Oh please. Did someone say this movie is watchable? OK, there are a couple of hot men. That's it. I wish I could say the writing is laughably bad. It's just bad. The acting is...well non-existant. A couple of the appearers can almost change their expressions, which I think is about the extent of their talents. Except of course in hard core porno. I'm sure there they would be great. They are good looking, have beautiful bodies and are impressively well-hung. But please, don't ask them to act. Don't let the so-called writer put fingers to keyboard again and do the world a favour[...]. Above all, don't buy this [...] thing. It really is unwatchable.
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