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Title: Fast forward review
Review: Well, just keep your finger on the fast button, because there are zero sleaze scenes worth keeping or even looking at here. We're talking typical rotten Franco effects, including one scene with so much red light you can hardly tell what's going on, and a single whipping scene that is quite obviously being done with soft bathrobe belts. The only thing in the entire film worth a peek is a suntan oiling scene, but it wouldn't even rate the Playboy channel. No stars.
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