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Title: David Hasselhoff is a Genius!
Review: I love his music. It is so spiritual, and the first time I put this record on, I was like woooooahhhhh.Man, I wanna get a mullet. That is how important David Hasselhoff is to me. He's a truly amazing man, who touched me. (I wish it was in more ways than one...) He's so dreamy.Just look at his sexy, sexy face on the album cover. How could you resist that?I heard that one time, a million houses in Dusseldorf were on fire, and in ONE HOUR Sir Hasselhoff saved everybody in every single one of those houses. No-one was even remotely hurt. I believe this story, but it's the kind of thing he'd do.I love you, David Hasselhoff.
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