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Title: Hackwork from a Google Searcher
Review: The prose is incoherent. The storyline incomprehensible (and unbelievable). The characters are straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster scripted by Donald Rumsfeld, complete with an Arabic bad guy who's portrayed as a savage. The "clues" are hokey. And I swear, if Dan Brown wrote, "He was not prepared for what would happen next" one more time, I would personally send him my undergraduate fiction writing textbook free of charge.
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