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Title: Dean's Hyperbole
Review: "Along the whetstone of clear eastern sky, the sun sharpened scalpels of light." Not only hyperbolic, but a mixed metaphor as well. (Would you want your surgeon to sharpen a scalpel on a whetstone?) Dean has gone all-out in this one with a 2000-word description of a dog poo, ending with a warm plastic bag in the dog owner's hand. (This I read while eating breakfast).
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