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Title: A tame disappointment...
Review: Okay, so the DVD box and some of the reviews I read claim that this version of "Cherry Falls" contained footage "they couldn't show you on cable." Where is it?? Tame by any slasher fan's standards, this film takes a titillating idea (serial killer stalks virgins, so town's teenagers have a big orgy to save themselves) and makes it into a big yawn. The plot developments are laughable, the characters are cardboard cutouts, and the villian couldn't scare Miss Muffet. Not enough gore, not enough scares, not enough sex, and not enough production talent by half. I hope that Jay Mohr and Brittany Murphy find better vehicles in the future, and that I learn to stop buying things like this sight unseen. Oh, and "Terror Tract?" Now that I have cable, I can watch reruns of "Tales from the Crypt" and enjoy myself on the same level - but kudos to Buff Bagwell and the dad from "Malcolm in the Middle" nonetheless.
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