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Title: Yawn
Review: If the only book you have ever read was the Waikicamucau (pop. 13) telephone directory, then this would be the second-best book you ever opened.If you are 9 years old or younger, you may find this as exciting as eating spinach. Without salt.If you are sophisticated enough to realise that a story should be credible, make sense, and entertain you - then leave this book on the shelf.There's a four-letter word: it starts with CR, and rhymes with PAP. You should know it. It's extravagant praise for this book.Avoid this book like the plague. Avoid anything written by James patterson like the plague. In fact - if you are given a choice, take the plague. You'll feel better.
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