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Title: Can't Disguise This Dud.....
Review: Dana Carvey is gone for all these years, and his comeback is this grade-z stinker? It seems like a made-for-Nickelodeon TV Movie, and a bad one at that. Carvey plays Pistachio Disguisey, the latest in a long line of Masters of Disguise. Except he's an idiot. (This sounds WAY too much like Inspector Gadget. The cartoon. Which is funnier, by the way.....) His parents (The intolerable James Brolin and the loathsome Edie McClurg) are kidnapped, and his grandfather must teach him the Disguisey secrets to get them back. The movie is really short. It just SEEMS like it's 4 hours long. And why make a movie for kids, and fill it with long segments riffing on Scarface, Jaws, The Exorcist, and a million other things they won't get? (I got them, but I didn't laugh....) The interminably long outtakes seem to hint that there were whole scenes that were cut out, so I should be thankful for that; It could have been even worse.Somewhere, Mike Myers is laughing.......
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