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Title: So you'd like to save a cow....
Review: Why not eat a vegetarian instead of a cow today? Or better yet, you can eat a fellow cow eater and save TWO* cows! (The cow that you would have eaten and the cow they would have eaten.)But if you've run out of vegetarians to eat or simply don't like cannibalism, here's a radical idea: You could stop eating products made with beef, stop buying leather, and avoid dairy. (To make milk profitable to sell, the male calves become veal calves. Dairy and beef are part of the same industry.)*Astute readers will see that the math has been over-simplified.
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