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Title: Dismal. Never has a film been so pretentiously named.
Review: Not so much one bad movie as three or four bad movies haphazardly stuck together, Merlin lurches from one embarrassing and baffling scene to the next. Terrible dialogue, bad acting, laughably inappropriate theme music, and a special effects department that thinks that enough fog can make anything look good (they're wrong). Gee, how could one possibly resist this?
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