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Title: Kept waiting for the good part. Then the credits rolled.
Review: The only cool part in this three-hour eye-glazing inscrutable meandering unengaging overwrought plotless wad of celluloid is when the parents turn their heads to that whiny dejected bland one-dimensional bipolar waif what's-her-name after they've been eating at the table. What's three seconds divided by three hours? Answer: the movie was .000277 fun. That iota of satisfaction was dimmed by the resentment one of spending $25 on it, and two of all the glowing reviewers who are obviously unfamiliar with all the cool Anime that Japan has exported here for twenty-odd years. The act of composing my review is dredging up unwelcome images so absurd and stilted that they're laughable amidst the Homeric tragedy that they may remain lodged in my subconscious in remission for some time, perhaps forever.
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