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Title: Dear Lord, help us all, or teach us physics.
Review: For the record... The Transporter 2 has beautifully clever and choreographed fight scenes. The rest completely blows chunks. The chase scenes in The Island were better. The required-by-law "hot" girl of the film was fubckIng nasty. Save your money. The first Transporter was waaaaaay better. Though, we did come up with a good marketing tagline.... UZIs : Ugly Guns for Ugly Girls. So, I hereby award this movie with a boat-load of stinky fish and a super hot chick.
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