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Title: Yawn, Don't read aloud.
Review: If you plan to read this to your kids, bring an oxygen tank. Some sentences are so long you run short of breath. In fact, this author seems to really love sentences that drift like a leaf that's been ripped from the branch of an aged tree towering over a new forest that sets beside a surging river where horses, cattle, and sheep crossed long ago as they were driven past majestic mountains under which lay vast caverns laden with much better written books like the Prisoner of Azkaban.
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