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Title: What's the big deal?
Review: The reviews were so ecstatic that I decided to give this a try, even though I dropped Koontz when he started getting so lazy, recycling heros, villains, dogs, etc. Boy, did I get burned! I couldn't even finish this! I think this hack's fans would eat his dirty laundry and give it five stars and say "This is the best laundry I've ever eaten in my life!" Why don't more people stretch their minds a little and explore the world of real literature? It's out there!
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