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Title: Horribly written
Review: Perhaps I was expecting something like the da Vinci Code -- a trashy but amusing story. This was just awful. The writing was a bad choose-your-own-adventure novel. The plot, if you can call it that, was aided along like a trashy TV drama that uses the theme for Jaws every few seconds to keep readers interested. The characters were less formed than the results of my Montezuma's Revenge. Perhaps this style works for those who can stay amused by the piece of paper with "For a big surprise, turn this over!" written on both sides. I'd rather perform immoral acts with a porcupine than recommend this rot.
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