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Title: As if XBox couldn't get worse...
Review: I'm about to commit an act of treason against men everywhere. I'm about to give DOA:EBV a negative rating. But I honestly need to. This game, as advertised, only serves as eye-candy for perverts and a waste of money for gamers everywhere (much like the XBox system itself). Now, don't get me wrong, there are definitely some good things about this game. The disc makes a nice frisbee and I'm sure there are some great posters out there, but beyond that, it does little in the way of providing a good gaming experience. But then again, so little of the XBox games do, anyway. I suppose "Panzer Dragoon Orta" will probably be their one and only breakthrough, but beyond that, they have little to offer and will thus go the way of the Sega Dreamcast. There is one truly great thing about the XBox, though: it makes a truly excellent doorstop. Happy playing!
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