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Title: If only there were a "no stars" option
Review: This would get it. Yuck. Blech. Retch. Barf. Hurl. etc. etc. etc.This was supposed to be a tender tale of romantic discovery. Instead it became one of those tiresome recountings of endless sexual encounters and moaning and groaning (each encounter employing slightly different adjectives and euphemisms, of course ... a rosebud is a rosebud is a rosebud. lol)It's worse than Barbara Cartland on a bender.
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