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Title: A useful film, if applied correctly
Review: Now that waterboard torture has been banned a proposal that this film should be used as a replacement has been whispered in the dark halls of the Pentagon. Highly classified reports, exposed at great risk by agents of TCSSAASSG (The Canadien Super Secret Agent And Skateboard Society Guys), tell of sickingly sinister experiments where foreign extremists are repeatedly shown this film using the Clockwork Orange Ludovico Treatment eyelids clamped open method. Even the most hardened are completely broken down blathering idiots after an average of 5.34 hours continous exposure. After several days of quiet recuperation just the mention of another "Treatment" is enough to pry the deepest secrets from the previously unreachable buried vault in their conniving brains. Reports also tell of those exposed waking up from nightmares incoherently crying and screaming of visions of closeups of rubber clad crotches, butts and nipples.
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