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Title: Less than One Star, please
Review: Well, as Bach said of the princess: "Sie ist a-muse," i.e. she has not been kissed by the muse. This is tuneless -- in fact, the songwriters seem to have this in common with their peers, in that they do not know what a melody is or what it is supposed to do. Fortunately for them, neither does one in a thousand listeners. What a sad state to which musical culture has fallen, when this is championed as something rare and special. but then again, what isn't these days? To paraphrase Lorca, May you all enjoy falling down on your knees and eating grass forever.
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