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Title: What a Stinker
Review: I had high hopes with this one, but true to form, Disney let me down AGAIN. What a stinker! The plot, if there was one must have been concocted during a drunken spree. And speaking of drunk, Depp acted like he WAS drunk during this whole mess. Depp does NOT belong in a period film. Maybe a mental ward, but that's another story. Granted, the special effects were outstanding, but face it, this movie was sinking from the start. I love pirate flicks, but this one really deserves to be buried. And can we please get away from everyone doing impersonations of "Robert Newton" from Treasure Island ?!!! The two British soldiers acting like Laurel & Hardy was bad enough! My advice ? The entire cast, directors and crew should be "Morris dancing" for this dribble. (If you don't know what "Morris Dancing" is, it's an 18th Century term which means to swing from the gallows!)
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