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Title: You'll feel embarrassed for the actors
Review: ...for having to speak the awful dialogue. With the lines Dean Stockwell has to get out, you just feel so sorry for him. He actually has to punctuate his sentences with phrases like "Dear boy." Bronson Pinchot's lines are almost as bad, but at least he gets to be crazed. Then there's the psychic deus ex machina girl who saves everybody. Yarggh.On the other hand, if you're a fan of genuinely bad CGI (computer-generated imagery) effects, be sure to see this--these are hands down the worst you'll ever see in a mainstream production! It's like they got their rendering software in a box of cracker jacks--everything's all shiny because that's the easiest to render. It's a wonder they were able to remove hidden lines. The teeth on the langoliers themselves are literally geometric pyramids and conical projections--and they give them close ups anyway! It looks like they lifted their time rift from Fractal Explorer in Kai's Power Tools! These people are shameless!
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