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Title: All Is Crap
Review: This is a really good CD if you like horrible music. From start to finish, the music is unoriginal, disconnected, and pretentious, at times sounding like an old Journey song and at others an opera. The lyrics are meaningless, forced rhymes (spiders and flies live and die, six legs to stand on and two wings to fly, It makes you wonder, why can't I, What was the season and the color of your eyes---WHAT?). In most songs the first verse is repeated at the end of the song as though the band had no idea how to bring an end to such a cacophonous atrocity. By the second song, I was convinced that this CD is intended to be played at a chipmunk funeral. It is essentially a menagerie of dirgelike compositions with inane lyrics sung by an off-key, whining loser. The only thing more astonishing than the band's absolute lack of talent is the fact that they have a recording contract. I give this CD one star, however, because I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
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