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Title: UTTERLY DISAPPOINTING
Review: Old L. Ron must have paid out a sizeable chunk of change to have so many people write such good reviews about this colossal piece of CRAP! PLEASE! "Breathe gas"? "Small gray man"? "Terrify-Class battle-plane"? Planet "Snautch" where the "Galactic Bank" is located?What?!! Did this guy lose his thesaurus?! My 8-year-old niece has written more thought-provoking stuff than this.I read it because I thought there would be SOME redeeming quality about the story/author, having read all the miserable reviews of the movie(which I did not see). Well, to use a phrase from page 1: "What in the name of diseased crap are you reading?" I only wish someone had tried to warn me in the same way.
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