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Title: Very Simple: Boring
Review: I was tempted to make a joke and say this movie is very Rachmaninoff (whom I think is way over-rated) -- that is, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. But no, the movie is not even that. Not only is there nothing to signify, there is no sound nor fury. In short the movie is BORING. Need more? OK: the movie should last the duration of time it takes to read the single sentence synopsis of its idea. I imagine some 5 to 8 seconds is all that's required. The movie lasts longer than 8 seconds though. And there's not only no idea, no sound, no fury, there's not even any good cinematography. Don't even buy this to satisfy any curiousity you might have: you'll merely waste your time and money.
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