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Title: All attitude and stinky smelly music
Review: The only kind of JoJo I want is the potato kind. With extra ketchup, babe, you know where to find the flava! The female singer variety is only 13 years old and isn't what we in the biz (or in my case, formerly in the biz) call vine-ripened.What's my connection to the music industry? Shame on you for not reading my reviews regularly, but I forgive ya (wink, wink!). Simply put, I managed a mid-level pro rock band for years. So I know what talent is. JoJo is marketable mainly to easily impressed kids that wouldn't know substance if it jumped out of their tampon box (oh, quit blushing, your monthly cycle is normal and beautiful). I sense a lack of responsibilty in her lyrics, which don't make a strong connection between love and commitment. This is strictly puppy love crap and any kid that likes it, well I fear for the future of this country.
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