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Title: Got it for free and it still cost too much
Review: I'm glad to see the friends and family members of the actors have done their reviews. Now for an unbiased one. This movie was about as much fun as a root canal. The action was slow, the plot made no sense, and most of the "action" took place off-screen. The best parts of the film were those blank screen transitions between scenes; at least then I could hope that the movie was over. If you can't get this for free, don't bother watching it. You'll hate yourself in the morning.
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