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Title: Here's the trick, Funk Fighters!
Review: Like many who've come before me, I must sing the praises of the little stone that put me in the zone! The 'safe to stand next to hot chicks in a crowded elevator zone,' that is. No joke, this product works. Here's the trick though - use some bad-ass soap like Dial antibacterial (white), and scrub your pits like a champ 'til you've annihilated all traces of funk. Then, apply this here salt of Zeus LIBERALLY, like for at least 20 seconds per pit. You do that, Funk Fighters, and you're good to go!Oh yeah, like another reviewer said, don't drop it. Not only is it a sin, but it will shatter, like your dreams of freshness achieved.Disclaimer: Some of you may be genetically predisposed to sweat like a mofo, and no amount of salt is gonna do you justice. If that is your fate, then bite the bullet, and spring for some industrial strength stuff. Just don't hate on the stone; blame mom & dad.
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