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Title: Vanity Morrison
Review: You love 'Moondance' and you think 'It's Too Late To Stop Now' is terrific. But you've heard 'Astral Weeks' is the big one, the very zenith of Van-ness. Everyone's told you it's great, the critics routinely rave. Here's the news: they're lying. 'Astral Weeks' is one of those Emperor's New Clothes affairs, like the complete works of The Doors and most Stanley Kubrick films. It's deeply, deeply boring, but because we're meant to - like, you know - dig it, man, we all claim it's one of the most profound spiritual experiences of our lives. It's not. It's mind-numbing hippy tedium from a stolid Ulsterman who really ought to know better, given his background.
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