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Title: Darned if this could make the cut on even Lifetime or The Hallmark Channel!
Review: It's like that well-known line on that antacid commercial: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!" In this case, I can't believe I sat through all 120 minutes of this bland cabbage soup looking for any redeeming chunk of beef. Theresa "the saint" had about as much character and persuasion as overcooked spaghetti, and Inez's attempt at slick edginess seemed overdone. Not to mention the nauseatingly awkward sexual references which I'm sure were thrown in only to garner a more mature rating. There was no LIFE in this film whatsoever, from the wooden dialogue to the flatness of the waltz contest. It was impossible to enjoy even for what it was; I recommend you at least rent this before you clear space in your movie collection.
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