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Title: I NOW HAVE BODY HAIR
Review: I ONCE WAS A BOY. A BOY WITHOUT HAIR. NOW I AM A MAN. A MAN WITH HAIR. HEADBANGING WAS A DREAM BEFORE I READ THIS BOOK. AS SOON AS I TURNED THE FINAL PAGE, I BEGAN TO WEEP WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THE BOOK HAS ENDED, BUT ALAS, *POOF*, HOLY CRAPOLA CHEST HAIR, *POOF*, LONG SHINY LOCKS OF BEAUTIFUL WELL CONDITIONED HAIR. I WOULD HEADBANG FOR HOURS AND WOULD BOW TO THE SHRINE I BUILT FOR MADDOX WHILE BLASTING HEAVY METAL. (Shrine made of dead hippies)
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