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Title: chronicle of cryonic excruciation
Review: It's cold, it's painfully cold. Inconceivably cold. And it's dark. And it'll get colder, and darker. But wait... it'll get colder and darker still! Are you still enjoying this? Yes, it's visually spectacular and probably wildly entertaining to eudyptologists obsessed with Kierkegaard. Coldness, pain and death. Horrible, endless sacrifice, generation after generation, leading to nothing but yet more endurance of boundless pain and ever-greater coldness. Endless, forced cryonic 70-mile Bataan death marches to and from a source of food. Actually, it feels rather like life under a Republican administration. But still... our own lives are painful enough. Who wants to see these poor birds mindlessly suffer, huddling against the 100-mph winds and hyperboreal onslaught of frigid death? Maybe there is nobility to be found in the observation of life in hell, but we're all too used to it. We need escape, respite, remission of agony... Not The Passion of Opus.
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