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Title: Soon to be seen on Mystery Science Theater 3000
Review: I don't know what is left to say about this film. (...) This movie stinks. It is smelly. It needs a shower. I don't know what anyone involved with this movie was thinking. I also don't know how many zero's Warner Bros. put on the paychecks of all the people involved to get them to degrade themselves like this. It really is a god-awful movie. It is way too long and the effects are so hokey (Look! Ice that bends! Neato!). All the action sequences are fake. The actors are at their all-time low. I love Arnold to death, but come on, I would have taken a Kindergarten Cop sequel over this anyday. The scenery is overkill, I think Batman Forever was better because it wasn't so harsh on the eyes, but giant hollow naked statues? Someone's got to draw the line here folks.
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