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Title: Buy this book! No, buy several! Then buy another!
Review: Dahlings! Simply had to leave the set for five minutes to tell you haw marvellous this new book is! I'm another of those successful film people - I was color consultant on Schindler's List, Chief Harstylist on Alien 3 and Dialogue Coach for Charlie Chaplin - and I've got simply dozens of screenplays just waiting to hit the big screen! Watch for my Straight to Video series, coming soon!Must recommend this book for its simply unmissable advice! Love the exclamation marks! Can't live without the overstatements. the simlpistic obvious asides and the outdated formulas! This thinking is what makes Hollywood the cultural center of the Universe! Must rush now, but put my cheque in the post, will you? Oh yes, and I gave the book a whole star; that's what you wanted, wasn't it? See you at the Bistro! Buy, buy!
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