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Title: These "Snakes" are missing in action.
Review: Here's some advice: if you're gonna make a movie called "Snakes on a "Train", you might NOT wanna save the snakes until the last 5 minutes. Even more so about the ending, which involves not a Snake on a Train, but rather a train in a snake. No doubt about it.A die-hard fan of SNAKES ON A PLANE, I rented SOAT, and thought it would be good. Instead, it was just worse than I thought it would be. Here's what's wrong:1. Firstoff, let me say that this movie is BORING- The snakes aren't even unleashed until the ending.2. When I see a film with a tagline that includes "1000 venomous vipers", I EXPECT THERE TO BE VIPERS. THere was only one viper and the rest are just ball pythons and Garter Snakes (WTF?)3. The characters are underdeveloped, and totally, are boring.4. TERRIBLE S/FX! (Spoiler) WHen the chick turns into a basilisk at the end, the S/FX are terrible!So AVOID THIS AT ALL COSTS!
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