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Title: I Would Rather Swallow Fishing Hooks Than Read This Book Again
Review: This book absolutely sucked. The plot was poorly conceived and the characters were horrible. I would rather swallow a bunch of fishing hooks than read this awful book again. After I began reading this book I started to close it immediately, but then I figured I'd give it a chance. After I wasted my precious time reading these whole pasted pages of scrabble called a book, I literally set it a blaze. I walked down by the river with my gasoline canister and dropped a match on it. Please do not read this terrible book unless you are desperately searching for death. Simply speaking, I hated it!
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