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Title: You won't finish it.
Review: I own this cinematic masterpiece and let me tell you, I get so bored by the end of the first 15 minutes I can't help but turn off the DVD player. I highly recommend this movie if (1) you have an IQ below 20 (2) were entertained by "Saturday Night Fever" and (3) you are drunk and need something to kill time with. If any of these conditions are not met, YOU WILL NOT LIKE THIS MOVIE. That is all.
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