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Title: I Still Have Trouble Believing...
Review: *Holy cow* This is the universe's worst movie. I still have trouble believing that someone spent time and money to make it. I have trouble explaining even to myself why I sat all the way through it; all I can come up with is temporary insanity, or paralysis, or both. It may be a kids' movie, but in this case that's no excuse. It is so stupid, mindless, and devoid of anything resembling actual humor (or anything else that's good in the world, for that matter), that even kids will lose IQ points as they watch it. And don't tell me there's nothing else for your kids to watch. Get "The Rescuers," or "Winnie-the-Pooh," for crying out loud! There is a lot of great entertainment for people of all ages out there, enough that no one should ever need to watch this film. It is not fit for human beings to view. The only creature I know of who could be entertained by this movie is my dog, who will eat anything.
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