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Title: Keep this book dry
Review: The dry pages will help you build a nice fire to keep you warm during your next camping trip and it will burn better than the do it yourself gunpowder in the recipes. Don't read this book around the camp fire because a scary story will be much more entertaining. This book is proof that you, too, can get a book published even if it's only about roasting bugs with a magnifying glass which is also much better campfire lore.
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