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Title: X&Y = TP for my bunghole
Review: Its mind boggling that Coldplay sells records, to me. For a moment I'd like to compare the effect X&Y; has on my mind as compared to the average 26 year old girl.26 year old girl mind: Coldplay comes on the radio. The soft and pleasant piano sound fills her ipod headphones. She loves Coldplay and like a retard imagines the cute singer howling his horribly overdone songs into his microphone.Steve when a Coldplay single comes on the radio:First thought: Holy crap do I really have to listen to this damn song again.Second thought: How is it that anyone thinks X&Y; by Coldplay is anything special?Third thought: Has anyone ever heard U2, Radiohead or Dave Mathews and knowingly bought a Coldplay record?Fourth thought: I think Coldplay makes me very angry because X&Y; totally sucks donkey balls.Fifth thought: God that 26 year old is hot. I think I'll bear this painfully simplistic Coldplay album and hit on her.
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