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Title: Please make it stop.
Review: I was innocently lying in bed, listening to the radio, when this abomination of a song came on. It was one o'clock in the morning, and I started crack up so hard that I'm pretty sure I woke up everyone in the house. This song is overproduced, disgustingly sweet, and in all other respects terrible (unless you happen to be a preteen, in which case you'll probably love it). Hillary Duff couldn't sing if her life depended upon it. This whole "squeaky-clean" (no pun intended) pop thing is getting tiresome. But it's going to take forever to die out - there are always enough people with bad taste out there to make an album like Metamorphosis sell.
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