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Title: Painful to Read. Unsparing in Similes.
Review: Whether or not the book was particulary funny, I couldn't tell you. I didn't get past the first chapter. Every other sentence was a simile. "I was raving mad like a castrated bull during mating season." "I was confused like a Weight Watchers meeting being held in a Dunkin' Donuts." "It was like..., I was like..., They were like..." Not that mine are hilarious, but I'm not writing a book using similes as the foundation. The writing was frustrating. It's a good thing I only borrowed it from the library.
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