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Title: Forget the movie, just look at the few pretty pictures.
Review: This film has only one thing going for it: lavish Peter Greeneway style visuals (I'm it seems one of the very few people who REALLY LIKE "Prospero's books"!). This movie has everything else against it. Boring story, boring uninteresting actors, a SciFi value lower than a "bad" episode of Transformers and a lot of sickening shots which are a rip-off of that other bad shock movie "Silence of the lambs". These shots are intended only to shock, they represent nothing of any storyvalue. This movie is like a bad conceived X-files episode. However "X-files" is just cheap television and to be enjoyed on that level. A theatermovie should be far more sophisticated since what else do you have that bigger budget for? All in all this movie is 90% waste of perfectly good celluloid. When this movie hits the rentalstore I'll do a montage of the visuals for my own enjoyment and forget that there ever was such a person as Jennifer "I can't act" Lopez.
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