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Title: how to fool the indie world
Review: Step 1: lyricsJust take an inanimate object, say a "tree", then have it do something human, like "laugh" or "dance", voila! Try it out, my "teeth" are "dancing in the wind"-devendra!see it's easy!2: be sure to include all sorts of forest animals, and ocean imagery.3: the more you warble your voice the more dumb rock critics will hail you as a visionary!4: play a non traditional instrument for extra quirkiness/originality points, again, pleases the critics5: wear clothing with lots of tears in it, grow hair as LONG as possible, look like jesus or a morman girl.and last but not leastBE SELF RIGHTEOUSnext year you too will be on everyone's top 10 list and be loved by all!!!it's THAT EASY!!!
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