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Title: Works great as an enema
Review: This long awaited CD X&Y is a cure for my gastric distress. When I first hit "play," the intestinal fluids began to flow in the most soothing natural way. I especially like the song about meeting a polar bear and sheep and making them all die of boredom. Chris Martin is a lyrical genius and let's make him our polar bear soverign of white icy meleancholy. As my intestines began their regenerative glory, this album whished the bile to and fro, the perfect inspiration for my bowels. This is some of the very best enema music I have yet heard. I am a 78 year old grandmother but I think Chris Martin is hot. He came over last night and let me tell you he is such a gentleman in the bedroom. Thanks Chris from all the grannies who love the foulest of corporate rock.
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