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Title: "Me" reviewing "They"
Review: How could you give this thing five stars? This might be the worst horror movie i've ever seen. Most of the film is spent watching lifeless characters hear noises around them: a door creaks, a baby starts to cry, a bird chirps outside..."oh my God what was that"!!! For 90 % of the film, people are getting spooked by everyday noises. The plot itself is really really bland: terribly bland, like an under-par x-files episode without Mulder or Scully ever showing up, just the guest actors. Stephen Kigns "It" was similiar to "They", but much much better, creepier, and smarter. They shouldn't have ever filmed "They", what were they thinking? So concerning "They", watch "It" instead, and pray they never make a move like it again....um Ok? Wait,, what was that....i just heard my computer make a sound like it was loading or something.....oh ..my ...g o d.
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