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Title: Nevermind, exactly
Review: Forever called the most influential record of the nineties, I can't help but vomit upon hearing the failed attempt at music on this seminal grunge favorite. This is one of the worst records ever recorded. Kurt Cobain has the skill of a beginning guitar player, most of which have more. I could play this whole album after playing guitar for a month. I figured out Smells Like Teen Spirit the first couple of minutes I held a guitar in my hands. He sounds like he's dying on these indecipherable and illogical lyrics. If I want to hear somebody scream, I can always pull out my Morbid Angel, and listen to David Vincent scream over Trey Azagtoth's crushing talented guitar riffs. In other words, Nevermind is the worst album of all time. I found that it did make an attractive coaster though.
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