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Title: Absolutely, Deliciously Horrible.
Review: I couldn't figure out whether to give this movie 1 or 5 stars;either one would fit it just fine."Commando" is without adoubt the pinnacle of bad-movie-making.From all of Arnold's one-liners to never-ending ammo belts to literal swarms of mexican guardsmen who cant hit ONE(1) target with thousands upon thousands of hyper-velocity slugs, this movie HAS to go down in cinematic history as THE most mind-numbingly moronic, idiotic, cheesey, grotesquely fake action movie EVER.One of the "best" parts of the movie was when Arnold's character blew up an entire coastal complex with 2 claymores. I don't have to go into that because anyone who knows their explosives knows what a claymore does and doesn't do."John Matrix." Damn.I swear to God, a three-year-old could come up with a more realistic name...When it comes down to it, "Commando" should be owned by all who have a stressful job, need some release, or just want to laugh until it hurts.BUY IT!
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