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Title: How to get chicks: BUY THIS ALBUM!!?!
Review: Let me tell you, I believe in life after love. I'm strong enough for that, but there is no human being with an operating pair of ears who is strong enough for life after David Horseyshaft. And there is noone, man or woman strong enough to stay clothed once "Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff [IMPORT]" starts playing. I used to use most of my entire 500 disc CD collection at sex parties, but now I show up with just one slim sliver of brilliant light: Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff [IMPORT]. It always works, too, no matter how long the party lasts. I usually just leave "Flying on the Wings of Tenderness" repeating for a couple of hours, then let it go to the next track (the appropriately named "Hot Shot City"). Sure-fire mass orgasm, every time.
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