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Title: Skip It
Review: I'm surprised at the stellar reviews for this movie. It has all the peppy pacing and snappy ambiance of a funeral dirge. Both Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves must have done something to annoy the cameraman, because I have never seen them look so utterly unattractive. The dialogue is stilted and trite, and its delivery is usually in monotones. The closest these two could ever come to generating electricity is by briskly rubbing their stockinged feet over a synthetic rug on a really cold dry day. I was so hoping to like the movie, because I thought the premise was interesting. By the end of the movie, I was so disappointed in the director, actors, scriptwriters, and the sappy music that I was compelled to write this review. Don't buy - rent. Even then you'll find it a frustrating waste of time.
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