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Title: the best part of the entire movie...
Review: ...is when brad pitt gets eaten by the bear.here's the reader's digest version of the movie:close up on brad pitt's hair.julia ormond cries.someone dies.julia ormond cries.close up on brad pitt's hair.someone dies.julia ormond cries.anthony hopkins suffers a stroke.someone dies.close up on brad pitt.julia ormond cries yet AGAIN.more people die.more people cry.brad gets eaten by the bear (yahoo!)it's *not* an epic. it's not a masterpiece. it's silly, inane, and melodramatic--that's why only 13 year old girls love it and want to name their boys 'tristan.' please, little girls, don't name your boys 'tristan.' they'll hate you. they'll get beaten up at school.
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