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Title: Hey, "Cranky Reviewer," please put down the crack pipe.
Review: Not only did "Cranky Reviewer" claim that Lennon borrowed piano riffs from (a 1990s group!) Oasis, his other reviews are just as entertaining.In his review of a Whitesnake album, he states that Whitesnake is "not as great as Duran Duran, but MUCH better than Zeppelin." Yes, folks, this is a direct quote which brings up two salient questions:1) Why would anyone actually review a Whitesnake album?2) How could you possible mention Whitesnake, Duran Duran and Led Zepplin in the same sentence?This is like saying Eddie Veder is MUCH better than Paul Simon... or Stevie Wonder is MUCH better than George Gershwin. Hey, "Cranky Reviwer," comparisons are more effective when they actaully make sense.
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