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Title: A tour de force!
Review: A POW-BIFF-ZING action-packed extravaganza, I loved every ZOW-BANG-GLOT second of it like a fly loves stink. Joel Schumacher is a film-making prodigy and deserved like 10,000 Oscars for this underrated masterpiece of dark comic suspense. Batman & Robin is also much better than Citizen Kane and should be on the AFI's list as the best movie ever. By the way I don't read Batman comic books because they are for little sissy girly-men (haha! get it? Arnold the Governator (haha!) is in this movie!), but the movies are awesome expect for Batman Begins which is not faithful to the REAL Batman, Tim Burton's Batman! God I love this movie so much I think I am going to cry.
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