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Title: Knife-sharpening! Flashbacks! Pointless religious imagery!
Review: One of the most horriffic atrocities ever foisted upon the movie-going public. At least twenty minutes of the film is devoted to scenes of people sharpening knives. There are random flashbacks riddled throughout the movie -- and then at one point, they are ALL SHOWN AGAIN, just in case you missed them the first time. Jean-Claude Van Damme is CRUCIFIED, the culmination of a string of pointless religious imagery. There are approximately seven lines of dialogue, none of which are sentences of more than four words. (Example: "I like scars.") The rest of the time, the actors are simply yelling. Waaaauuuggh! Yaaaarrrgghh! Ugh. Ed Wood made better movies than this.
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