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Title: A Riposte on the Perfect "Soundtrack to Hell"
Review: For many millenia now, music reviewers, industry experts and armchair critics have pondered on the ultimate question regarding the afterlife and beyond - What IS, the Soundtrack to Hell?Many people mistakenly believe that heavy metal is the Soundtrack to Hell, BUT. Heavy metal is good. The folks in heaven love it, the folks in hell love it. God loves heavy metal.So. What is the Soundtrack to Hell? God loves good hip-hop and rap. But drum machine beats? Uninspired lyrics? Simplistic verses? Billboard Top 40? Hell yeah! (Pun fully intended)You ain't got nothing on MCs like Gift of Gab or Rakim, dawg. This album is everything Satan could want, and more! A choice bet for the CD Players in Hell!............does the Devil endorse CD players?...
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