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Title: Vida Cafe Vendela Mocha With Skim (Decaf)
Review: This is the worst novel I have ever read. It is laughingly bad, which almost makes it good. Nothing happens in it, save for a holdup. And not even a good holdup. Jsut a run-of-the-mill holdup.Obviously, if you sleep with you-know-who, not only do you get a book published, but you get a literary magazine which helps intimidate the usual, useful idiots into giving good reviews. But the critics' lies can only go so far against Reality.And so far, all the pomo indsiders have failed at creating characters bigger than themselves. Instead they have created caricatures of themselves.Eternity is on truth's side, as thus as time goes by, the hypesters shall suffer in proportion to all they hype. This book will be forgotten. Don't waste your money on Knopf's vanity projects.
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