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Title: I LOVE these boots!
Review: These are the greatest boots ever! (Particularly for the darkly inclined!) They are so comfortable you can stand or walk in them all day, and they make short little me feel so tall! They get lots of attention - usually either looks of pure envy, or looks of pure disgust, depending on the open or closed-mindedness of the beholder. Countless people have stopped me in stores or on the street to ask me where I got them, and I'm only too happy to tell them just how easily they can be obtained!
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