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Title: Only Jean-Luc Picard can pull off shave-man look okay!
Review: I am thinking to self > drinking all day, almost run over old lady on street. Maybe I find something mellow to calm the nervesI see Telly Savalas on CD. WOW! Kojak busts a hard co' beat. I buy it and take home. Stop drinking for an hour to listen.Oh my Adolf! I can not even think to myself "what the hell is this?" I look again at CD. NOT Kojak, oh no! Some guy named for whale is making electro-waves in my head!I get up to destroy CD player but can't make it across room. Suddenly my legs starts moving and I am dancing to crazy guy with Captain Picard look playing xylophone with stale twinkies!Finally wheat beer Hefeweisen wears off and time to sleep. Moby is now quiet, because my shoe went through speaker and ruined 4000 $ stereo.Buy this CD if and only if --- you can find no other way to torture your neighbors who are too old to handle phunk-transe-ssycho-electro in their walls.
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