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Title: Even scarier than my dinosaurs...
Review: ...and more heart than E.T. ...More adventure than all 3 Indy films ...More thrills than Jaws ...More laughs than 1941... Wait a minute Shindler's List had more laughs than 1941, but that's not the point. I'm just trying to say that I have a little experience in the film industry and what I witnessed on my 85 inch flat widescreen last night was the finest achievment I've seen in film since The Searchers. Ever since I lost that race to the mentally disabled kid when I was a boy, I vowed that I would someday be the best at something... Well, I was for 20 some odd years, but now it's time to hand over the reigns to a new film maker. I would sign him to a 3 picture at Dreamworks, but I at least want to be the best within my own company... So, Warner, Sony, MGM, Disney... Let the bidding begin, a wonderful new director who goes by the name Bill Koning is up on the bidding blocks.
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