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Title: Julia, I've never liked you.
Review: I am the sick type who did not even enjoy Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman". What kind of street walker has such gorgeous teeth? Since this is not a review of that movie, let me ask, "What kind of middle-aged woman looking for meaning in life has such gorgeous teeth?" I couldn't buy this movie for a second. What the heck was wrong with her first husband or James Franco or her lovely uptown loft? All middle-aged women looking for life's meaning should have it so hard. They should also have the money and the looks to travel the world, eat pizza, and run into Javier Bardem (without a cattle gun). Avoid at all costs unless you are a huge sap.
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