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Title: stay away, unless you like a 10 crotch jokes per hour
Review: let me get this straight, I have never ever written a movie review. What drove me to invest my time in reviewing this one is the hope that God may erase a large chunk of my sins for the service I am about to provide you. STAY AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE!! Go spend your money on something classier, like any Mel Brooks movie. I literally felt like puking and had to abandon my wife in the TV room when I took shelter in my bed. Needless to say, after a disturbed night involving screaming, sweating and a hasty message that I left on a therapist's answering machine, I finally came to grips that the 45 or odd minutes I spent watching the movie, will require a regular regimen of diet, exercise, yoga and as mentioned before, a costly therapy session or two.
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