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Title: Agree with Roger Ebert on this...
Review: To enjoy this movie you either need to be, A) so bored by life that this film is somehow funny to you, because the characters are that pathetic, OR B) you feel sorry for them... again, because the characters are really that pathetic. Neither of these is a reason to waste your time watching the movie, much less be obsessed with this film. Watching a dog do it's business or watching paint dry is more fun. The intro of the movie with all the creative ways they display the credits would be the only good part of the movie. People, go live some life... don't waste it on this film. Strive to be more than this.
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