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Title: I though it would be like the video game--a review by Jack M. Hoffman
Review: Boy was I wrong! What a retarded movie. It was like a million hours and there wasn't any explosions! There wasn't even a single boobie like in my animes and mangas. It was all pretentoious philososopical babbling with a bunch of tired old Russian bald guys, like wtf? They litteraly just walked around in some field for like three hours talking about books and politics or whatever. And then there all acting scared because they hear a dog bark or something.Then at the end the little girl gets psychic powers and moves a glass on a table, and it's like awesome, she's like Magneto now! This movie might start picking up! And then the credits roll! WITH NO EXPLANATION!! WHAT????Stick to the video game.
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