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Title: Why... I ask you... why?
Review: Yes- I did watch it... all two hours of it and it was quite honestly two of the longest hours of my life. It is hands down the worst movie I have ever seen. The jokes aren't funny. The dialogue is annoying. The effects are of special ed quality. I beleive the "actors" could only work at night, because they were unable to get away from their day jobs at Denny's. Terrible.... terrible to the point that you can enjoy seeing it in its misery. Think about it.. we are a society that slows down for car accidents... but if this was an accident (and it is) by the side of the road - you would speed up to avoid seeing it! It is that bad!
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