Negative Positive
Title: the reviewer from dallas should be palpated
Review: What on earth was that guy from Dallas talking about? Was he even talking about Nestor Coomaraswamy's brilliant sophomore effort, "Life or Death"? First of all, this is Nestor's forty-seventh attempt at supplicating the gnomon. And his real name is Catherine Diebenkorn. Most of the albums in this genre that you hear nowadays are 3/4 spot zoning and 1/4 spousal disqualification. Nestor reverses these proportions, for an effect we like to call "symmetrical sheathing". If you wanna hear real, hard-core Geschissenmusik, then this is the pure unadulterated sh*t right here. The esteemed gentilhomme from Dallas should be rhythmically palpated for that review. Someone should softly brush his clean-shaven armpits with scented peacock feathers. Sweet boy.
Is the review positive or negative? 