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Title: I don't have this product
Review: I don't actually own this product. I gave it as a gift to a friend for her wedding, but I'm sure it's a great product. But I keep getting asked to review this product, and you'd think that since I actually had it shipped to someone other than myself that you'd realize that I haven't actually used it. I guess not, though. So I figure if I just write this review you'll at least quit asking me to review it. And I know that you screen your reviews so this "review" won't actually appear anywhere.
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