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Title: BEACHED WHALE
Review: A loose remake of Moby Dick and absolutely ridiculous from start to finish. Barry Bostwick is now Captain Ahab Captain of the finest of America's submarine fleet, the "Peaquad" Bostwick "Ahabs" around with enough ham for Easter dinner with enough left over for sandwiches. It's pretty silly having the murderous whale being chased by a submarine instead of a rickety, beaten down boat. To compensate they make the whale ten times bigger but the CGI effects are so soggy that Moby looks like a giant, white turd with teeth. As expected Moby eats the rest of Ahab that he had missed before. Apparently Moby Dick is partial to ham.But my question is where was Ishmael? Unless Ishmael was supposed to be the bikini clad scientist who is "requested" to join Ahab and his merry band of whale chasers.A total waste of time but what can you expect from The Asylum whose movies always smell a little fishy?
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