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Title: A terrible movie, but not in the good way you were hoping
Review: This movie is crap. It's not worth watching not even for the cheese factor. The first half hour is very funny, however, after that the movie starts trying to take itself seriously and then it nosedives. Yes there are pretty girls in bikinis, yes there is some deliciiously awful acting, but after awhile these things just aren't enough to carry a movie. They certainly weren't enough to carry this one. A friend of a friend described it as a bad porn with no sex and this seems to be an apt description. Rent it if you must.
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