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Title: Fear Nothing : A recipe for disaster.
Review: Take one scoop "Watchers" (genetically engineered superdog). Mix in two quarts of "Midnight" (good ol' townspeople changing into weirdos with the by-now-familiar sexual aberrations). Add a dash of "Intensity" (animals out to get hero). Stir in generous quantities of flowery adjectives, fruity adverbs, 'cool' surfer slang and melt-in-your-mouth metaphors. Bake for one night in lukewarm oven. Serves the steadily decreasing population of Dean Koontz fans.
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