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Title: The pirate alphabet...
Review: ARRH!, AYE!, (spits) TEA?!: If you would like to see a Disney (read: children and pre-teens) version of pirates, by all means see this with the aforementioned--however, if you want to see something with an actual plot, with actual suspense and with an actual idea of who the heroes and who the villians are, instead of pandering to the actors/audience's idea of who they should be, stick with the Harryhausen "Sinbad" movies--also, Depp was much better, more believable and less "quirky" in the new "Once Upon A Time In Mexico" movie--THAT one deserves a spin-off with his character, not this hold of bilgewater!
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