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Title: Eyelinercore
Review: Some you of you twinks are convinced that this is metal. First listen to this album. Then listen to either Slayer's Reign in Blood or Sepultura's Beneath the Remains. Notice how this band is talentless and tries to cover that up with lengthy fretboard masturbating, like Trivium?But seriously, how can you take this band seriously? The singers voice is equal to that of a baby seal being clubbed, the guitarists throw every cliche at you possible, while the drummer is weak and pathetic, making the drums sound worse than Lars Ulrich's on St. Anger. The music is bad, the musicmanship is bad, how about the musicians? Well, imagine if your everyday goth girl lost 500 pounds; thats the band members in a nutshell.Seriously, stop kidding yourselfs, Bjork is more metal than these girls are.
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