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Title: Pure drivel
Review: This is one of the most intolerable films I've seen of late, though I guess I shouldn't be surprised given its origins as a theme park ride and the Bruckheimer/Disney connection. It just oozes badness. I can't think of one redeeming quality about it, even Depp, whom everyone said was the most entertaining part of the film. Instead he's the worst facets of his portrayal of Hunter S. Thompson melded with a rabies victim. The other performers are just as bad. The dialogue is horrific. It has every big blockbuster staple, even down to the screaming child alone in the street for some reason who is saved from a falling building at the last minute. Much of this movie I spent cringing. A waste of time, money, and human effort.
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