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Title: Makes "Cats" sound like Stravinsky
Review: Music for idiots who find Muzak challenging. Lyrics for those who think Mother Goose is as witty as Noel Coward. Self-important meandering drivel, typifying America's love of the mediocre. In a city where "Jekyll and Hyde" and "The Scarlet Pimpernel" pass as music and theatre, there's no reason why this dreck couldn't as well.
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