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Title: National Lampoon's The Thirteen Ghosts Go To Sea
Review: True statements:1. No one forced me to watch this film.2. Ghosts like wearing 40's outfits and smoking cigarettes with long cigarette holders.3. Ghosts like making new ghosts cause they're very sociable.4. Ghosts are neatnicks. They may fill up a swimming pool with blood but are always quick and polite to completely clean up their messes afterwards with nary a drop of blood in site.5. Ghosts stare at you.6. A lot.7. Ghosts are considerate hosts. If they kill someone they wait until that person is alone so their screams of terror will not bother the other "guests".8. This film was silly.
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