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Title: A revelation of sheer, unadulterated genius.
Review: Thanks to this album, I rediscovered my faith. My faith in rock, that is. Saint Hasselhoff has shown the way - it is for us, the Church of Hasselhoff, to complete his task. Join me, my brothers and sisters, in my holy quest to spread the word of Hasselhoff. Just as Christians travel to the Holy Land, just as the Muslims have their Hajj, so shall we make our pilgrimage to... wherever Hasselhoff was born. I'll look that up soon, I promise.
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