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Title: This album is gooooood.
Review: I can't say I've been a David Hasselhoff fan all my life. Only since 1995, when the German company Auskenblaupgenfitt released this amazing, amazing album. Every song included in this collection is a like a whiff of an angel's armpit. The ballads are poignant, the rock operas are epic. And throughout each melody, Hasselhoff's voice rings like a bell, a voice that somewhat resembles a rhino getting a piercing on its privates. And in an interesting side note about this landmark album is that in the last 2 Winter Olympics, the song "Looking For Freedom" has been used as the official team song of the German Luge team. But what most people don't realize is that it actually raises hemoglobin levels in mental patients, allowing the bloodflow in their brain to slow down, and allowing them to enjoy such tunes as "Danice Danice D'amour." And the song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.
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