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Title: WINE THIS!
Review: The question that has perplexed man for centuries, "Do you let her stay all night or call a cab for her?" It's the same with left over wine. If you try and drink it in the morning you'll find that it doesn't taste as good as it did last night! These is nothing you can do with a half a bottle of oxidized wine except throw it out or settle for vinegar. If you want that wine to taste good in the morning, buy yourself a Vacu Vin Concerto Wine Saver. It will keep your opened bottles of wine fresh for days. If you called the cab, you won't have to share the wine. If you let her stay, the next time she leaves will be with half your stuff! The Vacu Win Concerto Wine Saver will save you a lot of money!
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