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Title: Pretentious, Pointless and Pathetic
Review: Don't waste your money or time. There really isn't any story line. No plot. No moral guidance. The hero does not save the girl, he may not even have saved the monkey. There are a lot of views of a bald hero confined to a mystic bubble floating through space towards a "dying star" while everything else is floating in the other direction. This is a clear case of "emperor's new clothes."
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