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Title: Jack of all trades, master of none
Review: This may be the "classic" Swiss Army Knife, but overall it's a worthless knife. It's true that there are lots of gadgets on each Swiss Army Knife, but it's also true that none of the gadgets work well. I've never had a Swiss Army Knife that held an edge for a considerable amount of time. The toothpick is too large, only good for someone like Madonna with that huge gap between her teeth. The scissors are so tiny they become unusable. And, have you ever tried to open a bottle of wine with the corkscrew? Good in an emergency, I suppose.I prefer Gerber or Leathermen multi-tools to the classic Swiss Army Knives. It's time to move away from these relics. When's the last time the Swiss Army were successful in battle, anyhown? I doubt they'd win a war with this antiquated knife.
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