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Title: When quality doesn't count you can count on Van Damme
Review: Cyborg is a typical Van Damme movie. All the action you can handle and none of the quality you desire.You get the typical splits and man-'ttocks sweetness from Van Damme.Some how Van Damme on foot is faster than a tug boat. Also, open fields in a grass covered savannah-like areas have man-holes and massive labyrinths-like systems below.You do get an unexpectedly nice mullet on the main villain, as well as some top-notch dialogue.All in all, if you're forcing yourself to watch the entire Van Damme catalogue, you'll have to watch this one too! Generally shipping is going to be about 25% higher than the price of the movie, so you win on all fronts!Be a man, give yourself what you deserve, watch Cyborg.
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