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Title: I'd rather watch paint dry.
Review: Sadly I have to give this film a 1-star rating, but it truly deserves nothing. I detest this film and that's the only reason I'm taking the time to write a review; I feel that passionately about it. It's not clever and it's not funny. I regret wasting precious time watching a film that should never have been made at all. How it attracted anyone's attention is a comlete mystery, but having said that, Napoleon Dynamite suggests there is hope for any aspiring screenplay writers out there.
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