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Title: What a Dumb Movie!
Review: As far as I am concerned, there is exactly one good thing about this movie: a young and delicious Johnny Depp. No doubt men will see it differently, given the number of bikini-clad females around. It's Florida, it's spring break, and what do you need with an actual plot? It's basically slapstick and worse, in terms of humor. For example, one big deal is made over a guy whose hair is "ruined" by Depp's roommate pretending to be a barber when he is not. Through all the slapstick foolishness, all I could think of was "What's his problem? Yul Brenner looked great with no hair at all. Just shave off what's left and stop crabbing." But of course, that wouldn't be nearly as funny.There is one particularly golden moment in the film, just one. Johnny Depp changes his pants. OK, he's facing away from the camera, but still . . . mmmmmmmmmmmm!
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