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Title: Look to your left.
Review: Look to your left, is there a person near by? Chances are, they like Coldplays latest album, or have at least bought it anyway. No, you dont't need to read a review to help you decide whether to purchase this album, you just need to ask yourself "Do I sing along to advertisements on the TV and radio?" If the answer is yes, buy this album immediately, then find a herd of lemmings and follow them off a cliff.
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