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Title: This Movie Won an Oscar!
Review: I've come to the conclusion that these reviews aren't very helpful. I mean, we are likely to review only those things we enjoyed, which obviously affects the validity of these reviews. So I have decided to review this relatively terrible movie. Leslie Caron, undeniably beautiful, was perhaps the only thing worth watching in this 90 minute waste of time. The songs were inane, as was the dialogue which also bordered on vulgarity at times. Uh, who came up with the idea that a story about training a girl as a courtesan in misogynist France would be a great musical? This might have been a decent movie if the genre were more suited to the topic - a drama perhaps. I must admit my slight bias - I don't care for musicals as a rule. They're just so petit-bourgeois. All right, some nice things about this movie... hmmmm.... nice costumes, nice setting... that's about it.
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