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Title: Not enough praise is heaped on our hero
Review: Stand aside and gaze upon the greatest singer our civilization has ever known: David Hastlehough. A true virtuoso and a master at the game, David reinvents the art of singing with his revolutionary "wail-until-you-hit-the-right-note" vocal style. Through this new style, he has discovered dozens of notes between B and B flat, not to mention a few illegal ones.The effect on the ear is surprising, indeed. David Hascelhawf is like a musical plumber, shoving a toilet snake down your earhole to find the clog that blocks your heartstrings. And once he's dislodged that stubborn chunk of hair from the bottleneck, your sluices fling wide open and you cry like a retard at a Baptist revival.That's the magic that he conjures up. And literally dozens of people around the world have discovered his gifts and are sharing the music to cover up the fact they live in Europe. The track "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.
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