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Title: Worst. Pirate movies. EVER.
Review: I got this for $10 at Best Buy, and it's... well, not worth watching sober. Basically, it's nine totally craptastic pirate movies. Some are as old as 1926 (silent!) and as new as 2001 (should be silent!). The acting is laughable, the direction is pure horse shiat... and that's actually being rather nice to this sorry collection. Pirates kick ass, but even the asskickery of pirates can't save this compilation of crap from being anything other than... well, crap. I can wipe my ass with a piece of film and end up with something more deserving of the classification of a "movie" than this tripe. Buy if you want to laugh your ass off or have the worst taste in movies.
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