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Review title: Stupendulous, Johnson!
Product review: I cannot commence my expression of effervescent serendipity upon discovery of this oeuvre of virtuosity and verisimilitude. The meritorious originator of such a cynosure is surely a reservoir of percipience. For shame, those that would asperse the undubitable magnum opus of this maven. Dan Shaughnessy and his wondrous, overlooked achievement is a lagnappe; a gift from the gods! Disregard Warren, Nemerov, Brodsky or Pinsky, for the emergence of a wordsmith in the class of Virgil manifests once in an era. Shaughnessy is that wordsmith. His time is now, and we are all equally blessed to bear witness to it.
