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Review title: Surely this is the apotheosis of human creation...
Product review: The introverted piano sonatas of Beethoven, the raining atmosphere of Coltrane, the cultural impact of the Beatles. But no... alas, millions of people are tasteless and dead enough on the inside to find this music "good". However, Phil colins, for all his shortcomings, does possess an amazing rampart with the mentally retarded. It's beautiful that he can be the voice of millions of stupidity imbued people around the world. If only other recording artists of the 80's would find a cause to redeem there banal soul's before inevitably puting a 12 gauge shotgun in their mouth and splewing their meager brains out the back of their' thoughtless little heads. Phil Colins makes Britney Spears look like Nietzsche, and if you don't know who Nietzsche is, then his music has apparently already took hold and there's no hope for your soul.
