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Review title: Irresponsible and Dangerous
Product review: With all the animal abuse that goes on out there, and the sorry state of common sense, do you think everyone who reads this will get the joke?Really, this needs a big, fat disclaimer: "This book is about how to maim your cat, not massage her."
