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Review title: EYE CANDY FOR THE ADD-AFFLICTED
Product review: Oh, my God--what happened! I guess Joel Schumacher heard all the complaints that Tim Burton's Batman was too dark, so he went in the completely opposite direction--flashy, gaudy and campy! Is Joel suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder or something because not a moment goes by in this film without someone: screaming, yelling, shrieking, giggling, punching, jumping, swinging, grabbing, snarling, whining, crying, wailing, falling, climbing, sneezing or farting. There's just too much happening in this film all of the time. This production is just one big homage to La Cage Aux Folles! It's just one histrionic movie, man! As for Batman himself--sorry, Val, I love ya and all, but you just didn't do it for me. That's my verdict regarding BF; but your kid might like it, though.
