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Review title: Why can't we choose zero stars?
Product review: There are those who think this is a wonderful example of terror, and I'm glad that they enjoyed it.I, however, most certainly did not.The first time I watched the movie was in the theatre.I honestly fell asleep and had to have a friend wake me as the credits rolled. It wasn't until it came out on video that I gave it another chance.This is by far one of the most boring "Thrillers" I've ever watched, and I have seen some pretty sad examples let me tell you.The film is basically a group of independent film actors, trying to show how much more intellectual their movie is by having almost every other line be a quick retort or question.An hour and a half of people stumbling around in the woods, swearing, crying and screaming at shadows is not what I would call "scary".The only scary part, is the fact that it actually scared some critics!
