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Review title: Wannabe porn stars try to make a horror film!
Product review: We watched maybe 5 minutes of this movie. In the first five minutes we learned that the acting was atrocious, the audio was horrible. In the first five minutes we see two teenagers wanting to 'role play' (meaning have sex) in this mental hospital. After bearing her chest (needless in a horror film) to the guy, she sees a man with an ax. Her guy takes off after after him telling her to "shut the blank up, there's someone down there". She tells him "fine, see if they've got a condom". (Wasn't this supposed to be a horror flick?? I'm confused...lol) Immediately after the guy takes a really pathetic ax whack to the head. Then we turned it off. It's laughable, but I wouldn't waste a couple hours trying to watch it.
