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Review title: Ouch! My head hurts.
Product review: What I have just read is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever gazed upon. At no point in the rambling, incoherent response was there even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on the internet is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
