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Review title: No, no, no!
Product review: I got this book, along with Years, after both of them were highly recommended by a friend. Years was absolutey riveting--I sat up until 2am on a work night to finish it. I was thrilled that I had another great book to read.......then I actually read it. ECHH!!! Cardboard characters, dialogue that put me in mind of listening to toddlers try to converse, a story that was so predictable that I already had the plot figured out by the 10th page, and so on. I kept on plugging through in the hopes that it would get better--I loved some of the secondary characters, but the dreadful main story just kept dragging on and on and on and on. I don't know if I can ever force myself to read another novel by this author--I'll probably give her another try and decide after that. PLEASE do not read this terrible, boring book--instead read something else and be glad you spared yourself the suffering.
