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Review title: The best book ever? Are you serious? BORING
Product review: While I agree that a book about conjoined twins would be interesting, this is not that book. I was bored, the book was slow and tedius. I did not cry at the end and I'm the kind of person who cries over tv commercials! I wonder about the folks who say this is the best book they have ever read. Have you read Memoirs of a Geisha or The Secret Life of Bees or The Dog in the Night Time? There are good books and great books and this one is neither. It passes the time, but that's about it.
