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Review title: Did a grandmother write this?
Product review: Quickies? I don't think the author knows what a quickie is. These ideas she has for quickies are A) a little too involved to be quickies and B) they're BORING! Eating food off your partner's body - wow!- no one's ever done that one before! Undressing your partner in front of a mirror. What is this stuff? You've probably done more on a first date than most of what you'll find in this book. Not to mention, I object to the entire concept to begin with. It offends me as a male. We're already the gender that has to ask to have sex, now this woman wants us to turn in paper work and then wait to hear back in 5-7 days! Forget it!
