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Review title: Neither Deep, Nor did it have any impact.
Product review: Long, boring, self serious without any believable characters. The writers should have taken some clues from people's behavior during the Cuban Missile Crisis to determine what would happen in this situation. At least Armageddon knew it was stupid. The people who made this movie should have ripped off more from On The Beach and less from When Worlds Collide. Funniest bit from the movie: The Statue of Liberty getting knocked over by a giant tidal wave, causing several members in the audience at the theater where I saw it to shout out Charlton Heston's famous last line from Planet of the Apes. I also found it odd that Morgan Freeman's final speech in Deep Impact was parodied more than one year earlier in Tim Burton's somewhat funnier Mars Attacks!.
