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Review title: A totally predictable retread.
Product review: The title says it all, baby! This story is so old that Alfred Hitchcock would call it derivative. Can't understand why this rotten old story was published. Several mispellings in this tale and the strong liberal bent reduced this novel from a strong 2 to a very weak 1. Better luck next time, Dick. Loved your Hell House, though.
