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Review title: Self-indulgent hipster fuel
Product review: What a terrible, terrible tome. I hesitate to call it just a book, as it is more akin to a doorstop in both size and what it is made of. If you want the same level of content, go to the lumbar yard and buy a block of wood. You will get the same amount of dead tree with 1/10 of the hassle.
