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Review title: WOW!
Product review: Not many things in this world can bring such a plethora of emotions from deep within the crevices of my soul like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the Movie! SPOILER ALERT: This movie is AWESOME!! It's all funny and then sometimes its all like sad and then sometimes its all like "F*&% you, Shredder! Why you gotta do that to Splinter!" Overall, I would recommend this movie to anyone with a face and the mental capacity to feel. Ebert and Rupert said this movie was a "Cowabunga good time!" If you don't buy this movie you've done yourself and your posterity a terrible disservice and have probably brought upon an old Japanese curse to your household. Buy this movie, you bass-turd.
