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Review title: WHATEVER
Product review: You gotta give these guys credit- they successfully managed to make millions and millions of dollars in their creative internet blitz to find an audience for this movie. However, for my money, I would never choose to watch a grainy, silly, shaky home movie about -- nothing? -- where people scream a lot, the film goes blank, and then the people run through the woods and scream some more. Idiotic and interminable.
