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Review title: John Bonham is dead
Product review: yeash - at first I thought it was a parody album - "what would Led Zeppelin sound like in the 21st century" - then, reading all of these reviews, I realized that there are folks who think that incorperating world music , odd time signitures, and strings makes for some kind of genius - yuck! pretentious 70's revivalism- it makes Yes, King Crimson, etc. , sound like artists -having a weak and shallow singer does not make an emotive - it makes for New Musical Express ejaculations ( and I had thought the" blur /oasis bands as god " had disappeared from british pop magazines : obviously , they're up to the same old swill)
