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Review title: The real hoax
Product review: The real hoax is all the 5 star even 3 star customer reviews. They are clearly members of Pear Jr.'s production team or perhaps pathetically Pearl Jr. herself. This is horrible horrible documentary. My first year project at film school was edited better than this. It is tough to say but I don't think I have seen worse student films than that. Pearl jr. is clearly an idiot. All these 5 star reviews found Pearls arguments compelling but fail to mention even one convincing argument, probably because there are none to be found. At best this documentary proves that Michael Jackson was not planning on dying. What a shock! Reminds me of everyone else in this flippin world. I remember when my grandmother told me she wanted to come visit me next summer, but then she died. Or did she? This "Doc" also proves that a Michael Jackson fan will do anything to make a fool of themselves.
