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Review title: Excruciatingly L O N G and overwritten
Product review: I'm a fan of old King from the 80's, but he's really gone overboard with this new book. Good writing doesn't mean you can tell a good story. There were a few fleeting moments of suspense, but for the most part, it's just nonstop rambling for hundreds of pages. I didn't like any of the characters in this and thought it was terribly overwritten. It takes him entire paragraphs to describe the most ordinary of acts, and by the time he finishes, all tension has fizzled into nothingness. I can only assume he keeps selling books because of public loyality. The fact that this won the Bram Stoker award last year for best novel tells me people voted for him by default, not having read the other finalists. It's a shame, and frankly, embarrassing. Don't waste your time with this stinker.
