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Review title: NOT FOR THE SELF RESPECTING HORROR FAN
Product review: I really do not know where to begin. This movie is simply insulting to all who watch it, not just your self-respecting horror fans. This movie is poorly written and directed. It feels as though the director really has no clue about horror movies. This is clearly demonstrated in the fact that he ripped off so many great horror flicks, but mentions none of them in the commentary. If you are a true fan of horror movies this will be of no interest to you. If you, on the otherhand, think I Know What You Did Last Summer or Valentine were cinematic masterpieces then by all means rent or buy this movie. Why anyone would give this movie more than one star (if it were an option I would have given it "0") is beyond me. Maybe friends and relatives of the cast and crew (those poor souls). In closing, I would just like to say that if you don't have money to burn, dont' bother.
