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Review title: No Sanctity!
Product review: Break the mandolin now! Nicolas Cage can't play an instrument, no! I was expecting to see a stuntman's hands while playing the mandolin, but Cage does it himself. Unfortunately for the audience, he tries to woo Penelope Cruz's heart with atrocious tunes and dire melodies. Christian Bale the same man who played the "American Psycho" has an Italian accent? I can't tell, everybody's misplaced in this bread crumb of a movie. Not enough war scenes, I was distraught. Oblivious muddle.
