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Review title: The writing is unbearable!
Product review: Though Wurtzel may have a story to tell and a few good points to make, I can't tell you all that much about it. Written in the tone of an adolescent girl gossiping with her friends, it is rambling and becomes irritating to read. It is filled with terrible metaphors, excessively long sentences, and reflective passages that completely miss the mark. There are times when I can almost hear Wurtzel speeding up and shrieking in the background... completely unenjoyable.
