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Review title: Dio's moment at the top of the pyramid
Product review: I AM RONNIE JAMES DIO. I am a sawed-off guinea runt from New Hampshire with poodle hair, and by rights I should installing car stereos in Perth Amboy.But through some strange calculus, I have been made lead singer of Black bloody Sabbath. I have Geezer Butler and the mighty Tony Iommi at my call. I also somehow ended up with Carmen Appice from Vanilla Fudge's BROTHER on drums, but hey, you can't have everything.I was Ritchie Blackmore's valet in Rainbow, and I will be subjecting the world to middling synthesizer Dungeons and Dragons metal by mid-decade, so this is my Lawnmower Man moment. I AM GOD HERE. And so I am going to claw at the sunlight and gulp the sweet air like an escaped Man in an Iron Mask.So sit back and share this fleeting moment when I totally give myself over to my moment of shrieking like Shiva over Iommi's detuned Panzer assault.Best tracks:1. Mob Rules2. Sign of the Southern Croos3. Falling off the Edge of the WorldRock!
