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Review title: I would have rather watched paint dry
Product review: I anticipate the arrival of Anita Shreve's latest book and this was no exception. A huge disappointment. Cliche-ridden and just plain boring. 180 degrees from The Pilot's Wife. Even the normally delightful prose describing the New England scenery seemed stilted. The characters were poorly drawn parodys. The story within the story was totally irrevelant. The comparisons made with current events made no sense. I skimmed the last half and then just gave up.
