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Review title: They've done it, they've angered hell
Product review: Metallica has finally done it. They have angered all off hell and soon all of its hatred with come to claim them. Lars snare has an infinite ping that would disturb a deaf man, the first time i heard this album it triggered multiple violent vomitting sessions. Where is General V and Eddie, they need to be summoned to deal with these humiliations. It's as if they defied all laws of music theory to please the public. The rythme makes absolutely no sense, the lyrics and music has less emotions than a souless corpse. Do they really think that this album was good? I am still in disbelief after watching it. But whos fault is it? Metallica, Bob Rock, and whats worse, Metallica for putting out this waste or the people who spent their money on it and gave it over 2 stars? I want my old boys back.
