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Review title: Burroughs Has Lost the Magic
Product review: Burroughs is definitely a one trick pony and the books are getting progressively worse. Running with Scissors was hilarious, although not really all that believable. Dry was my favorite and I enjoyed it regardless of how true the stories are. But Possible Side Effects is just not funny. I'm not even sure he thinks he's funny or even cares. And the personal facts he reveals such as blowing his nose on his shirt and throwing empty food cartons on the floor is flat out disgusting. I realized I have no interest in what a person has to say that has no regard for personal hygiene. I imagine he must have some sort of mental illness such as hoarding all though I really am not interested. I met Burroughs at a book signing in San Francisco and he looked dirty. Get some help and some writing advice from James Frey.
