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Review title: WHERE'S THE SOUNDTRACK?
Product review: I HATED THE MOVIE. IN FACT I FELL ASLEEP ON MOST OF IT BECAUSE IT WAS JUST SO DAMN BORING!!! HOWEVER, THE SOUNDTRACK WAS SLAMMIN'!!! MY ONLY QUESTION IS: WHERE'S THE FREAKIN' SOUNDTRACK. THAT WAS "THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE." AND THE ONLY REASON THAT I GAVE IT EVEN ONE STAR WAS BECAUSE MARTIN LAWRENCE PLAYED A BIBLE-THUMPIN', PIMP-LIKE PREACHER MAGNIFICENTLY. IN CLOSING, I KNOW THIS MOVIE BOMBED AT THE BOX OFFICE, BUT IF THE PRODUCERS OF THIS MOVIE WANT TO MAKE SOME OF THEIR MONEY BACK, THEN THEY SHOULD PUT OUT A REBOUND SOUNDTRACK WITH ALL OF THE FIVE-STAR SONGS IN THE MOVIE. ...OR PUT OUT A MOVIE WITH THE PIMP PREACHER AS THE LEAD. BECAUSE FRANKLY, WITH A SONG LIKE "IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP" WINNING THE OSCAR, AND THE MOVIE HUSTLE & FLOW BEING A MINI BLOCKBUSTER, A COMEDY ABOUT A P.I.M.P. WOULD SELL LIKE HOTCAKES. I GUARANTEE IT.
