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Review title: Something Bad
Product review: Most reviews start with a brief summary of the story, and I, for the most part, follow suite. But alas, for this book I cannot give a brief synopsis, for the story it's self, also seemed incapable of doing so. During the three chapters I've read of this book, I saw no indication of a possible story, just a mediocre attempt at trying to be macabre.The Characters are flat. No emotion, no nothing. I didn't care what "unfortunate events" came there way.Most likely the worst of all, Mister. Snicket feels the need to stop the book every three sentences to define a word. He defines Rickety. Now I know todays children are somewhat stupid, but come one! Rickety? About 47% of this book is stopping to define words, taking atleast a paragraph to do so.(...)
