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Review title: Republican fantasy? Hah?
Product review: Imagine yourself being in a torture chamber, one your friends has just been tortured to death in front of you, you're naked and scared to death, you don't know what is going to happen to you in the next couple hours and, magically, you've got a connection to the Internet and have a chance to talk to the outside world. You might have just a few seconds of connection time. But you don't want to talk to anybody EXCEPT Fox News. And what would you say? Among other stuff: "I am going to vote Republican for the rest of my life!" Hah? I don't usually care about the political stuff as long as the book is entertaining but this one is plane ridiculous.
