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Review title: Come on now.
Product review: Let's be honest here. You're giving this radio-friendly garbage 5-star reviews because you worship Chino. Naturally, the band that made the fantastic Adrenaline has been murdered and recycled into a bland, fun-hating by-the-numbers new-metal band that regurgitates sh*t after sh*t. By far the best part is the song titles. No matter how terrible the Tones have become, we can always count on them having seriously cool song titles.
