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Review title: Utter Pigswill
Product review: For my A.P. English class, we were presented with this book and an alternative choice. Heeding the advice of my good friend, I selected this one. I will never forgive him for this. The book was painfully tedious, and I regret wasting two precious weeks of my summer reading it. There is no interesting premise, and the notion of this peculiar child as a Christ figure was extremely far-fetched. His death comes as nothing more than a great relief that the book must, it simply must, be reaching its long-awaited conclusion. The great speeches, entirely in capitals, makes one feel as though the book is screaming at you, and no one wants to be screamed at. Additionally, the vignettes concerning the Reagan Administration were mindless drivel, not because of Irving's politics but because of their poor inter-weaving into the body as a whole. It has been a few years since I suffered through this, and in retrospect I feel that my time, and not Owen Meany, was the martyr here.
