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Review title: Jodie, you let us down. . .
Product review: This is a bland, shallow, and implausible story. It's what you'd expect of a cynical Hollywood production committee: "Hey, let's do Home Alone meets As Good As It Gets with some computer-enhanced Astonishing Animals (with fart jokes of course). Wait, wait, wait, throw in a Strong Girl. Yeah. Everybody approves of a Strong Girl movie!"I just don't understand why Jodie Foster let herself get mixed up in this piece of junk. Usually you can trust her to be very careful about the jobs she'll accept.On the bright side, there's nothing really gratingly offensive in the movie, and it makes a sort of token effort at a preserve-the-wilderness theme.
