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Review title: You can't shine a turd
Product review: After watching the members of Metallica whine their way through the self absorbed mess of "Some Kind of Monster", I went out and bought "St. Anger". I thought that something good must have come out of that mess of a movie. I was wrong. This album is a self absorbed mess as well. My advise to Metallica: quit whining, get rid of your therapist, get rid of Bob Rock, start drinking again and think about retiring.
