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Review title: Dumb da dumb dumb
Product review: This movie is really really DUMB. 'I just signed up for the money dude.' 'I had no idea we were going on a 5+ year mission.' 'By the way, now that we are 2+ years into this gig, what kind of bene's do we get??' 'Hey, is that a cigarette holder inside your helmut?' 'Kwoool.' 'If your glasses fall off of your head inside that space helmut, it's okay, just take the dumb helmut off.' 'Hey, what do you think is in this cave?' 'Oh, no! It's a mean alien!' 'Listen, there's a weird sound at the door, let's open it.' 'Oh no, it's a mean alien!!' 'Why don't you like us? I have to know.' 'Wow Dad, you look like you are my great great great grandfather while I am still so young and pretty' .........at least the Alien series had Sigourney and a modicum of decent acting in it.
