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Review title: Painful and horrifying
Product review: The 80s died for a reason. They should stay dead. This revival? SLIGHTLY less horrifying than the Yellow Submarine. The main character was a manipulative, wishy-washy bitch (and why was and Streep the only ones with an American accent?) The plot... who am I kidding? WHAT plot? At least MOST musicals make SOME sort of cohesive sense! I'm not entirely certain WHY I watched the entire thing, other than it was the soul-destroying train-wreck that, once you start watching, you have to finish.
