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Review title: please god give me back my hour and 34 minutes
Product review: before partaking in this trainwreck, i read countless reviews calling it bad and about three lies calling it good.the fact the internet even offers a piece of trash of this magnitude makes me afraid of the world wide web on a scale more epic then the fear 80s children such as myself felt for freddie i live in your dreams bitch kruger.if my language is sketchy please excuse me i just drank countless beers to make that trash heap bearable. please dont take this post as a reason to watch this film just to see if it can be as bad as truly described. if you are considering the latter i strongly suggest you play russian roulette with a fully loaded gun for the outcome would be far better than the memories i will now take with me to the grave.the saddest part of my post, my evening, and my life is now trying to figure out how and why i loved the book.
