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Review title: An aimless and annoying tale
Product review: I love Stephen King's books - I can usually plow through even his less interesting stories. Lisey's Story was different. Echoing the sentiments of other reviewers, the so-called 'secret language' between Lisey and Scott was annoying from the first introduction of the word 'smuck', and King's use of this language was unrelenting. It was annoying and incomprehensible. The story itself meandered along with no real purpose, and finally led to a vapid end. The only thing I felt by the end of the book was relief that the experience was finally over. King usually creates interesting characters, but that is not the case in this book. Scott came across as a complete idiot, Lisey came across as a two-dimensional character who behaved in unbelievable ways. Overall, this is probably King's worse effort to date.
