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Review title: Junk
Product review: Another one of a boatload of ludicrous bio-docs that are long on surface, short on substance. Almereyda actually has the AUDACITY to LECTURE the viewer (in tiresome "half-whisper" fashion that would make Godard cry) while explaining, in a cloying and pretentious slideshow fashion, how to "see" Eggleston. Asinine! Almereyda's video succeeds at being everything Eggleston's photography isn't: obvious, ponderous, and masturbatory. Like all of Almereyda's work, this is tediously postmodern.
