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Review title: To this "poet" I say NO
Product review: I'm sorry, but you can find better lines in some pop music lyrics. Billy Collins's sophomoric, even childish verse is an insult to real poets everywhere. Go back and read Wordsworth's "Lines Composed a Few Miles Above Tintern Abbey", then read Collins's "Lines Composed 3000 Miles . . ." Go read Auden's "Musee des Beaux Artes", then look at Collins's "revisited" version, and you will see what an utter twit Billy Collins is. He ought to have followed Yeats's advice in his opening poem.
