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Review title: Admit it, Amazon, it's (just) noise.
Product review: One would be hard-pressed to find music farther from the mainstream (however, see "Miss Murgatroid") than this "alternative industrial", which I deny to be either an apt or honest description. I listened in headphones for the anticipated full effect; to play this on a stereo even a tick above minimum volume would earn a sure citation and scare the living daylights out of anyone of physical or emotional propinquity. I must take issue with the 5-star "classic" ratings, given the rather narrow audience. I like freeform just as much if not considerably more than "the next" guy, but I do not enjoy the sensation of blood trickling out of my ears. In the end, I wonder why I listened to this, and I do not think I will seek any more. I think I do see the "art" of this noise, but I cannot appreciate it. The initially daunting but ultimately (and comparatively) slight 51 minutes will leave the nonetheless exhausted listener ranting, "IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?!"
