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Review title: Worthless, empty-headed compilation
Product review: A gob of songs taken out of context and plopped carelessly on one CD, like the mashed potatoes in your school lunch plopped on your tray by a hairy-legged cafeteria lady. Why this was ever issued in the first place is a total mystery to me, and why it was re-remixed and reissued is even more of a mystery. Keep this monstrosity out of your house.
