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Review title: ALMOST AS MUCH FUN AS A LETHAL INJECTION
Product review: After seeing this on TMC a few years back, my grandfather would dress as the terrorists from this movie. At the dinner table, he'd jump on table top with a super soaker full of you-know-what and squirt it in my guests' faces yelling random puns that weren't really funny.Then, he would run out of the room, change costume to Alan Thicke and then "save" me and my guests from the terrorists. Once he held my Cousin Alfie hostage for 6 days without food or water. Did I mention he also turned the whole interior of our home into a high school so his games would be more "realistic?"Last year, we had to put Granddad to sleep. He was losing control of his bladder. We buried him in 3d glasses. This movie wasn't in 3d, but he wouldve wanted it that way and I deduct a few stars for that alone.
