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Review title: One star is too nice, it should be zero.
Product review: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! All I can do is laugh. This blows, this blows, THIS BLOWS!!! Terrible album, terrible band, terrible everything. Ever since Metallica became more concerned with stopping Napster and making a few more dollars, their music has plunged to rock bottom. Actually, the last good album they made was the Black Album. So, it has now been a full 12 years since anything good has come from Metallica, and yet they are still around. It reminds me of Emmit Smith. He could have gone out on top of the world, but he changed teams, changed styles, and is now making an ass of himself and just making everyone around him cringe. Sounds kinda like Lars and the boys, huh? THIS ALBUM SUCKS, METALLICA HAS SUCKED FOR 12 YEARS, AND F*CK LARS FOR BOOTING ME OFF NAPSTER BACK IN 2000. (Yes, I was one of the chosen few on the list sent to napster, I went to court and got reinstated, though. No lie.) I'm out.
