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Review title: Eve
Product review: Eve 6 are the most blatant Green Day ripoff I've lately had the displeasure of hearing. This album lacks diversity (it has even less than the aforementioned band's earlier works), it is overrated and annoying. There may be nothing I can do to keep clueless teenyboppers from slapping 5 stars on this garbage, but at the very least I can warn rock's more intelligent fans away.What verbal skills? "the lack thereof would leave me empty inside?" "I feel ambitious today, and so does my foot, as I press it to the floor?" Forgive me for laughing. This record is an embarassment to modern music. There are few things more annoying than derivative, undeserving teenage rock stars. The catchy melodies are there behind the horrendous lyrics...problem is, we've heard them all before. Eve 6 oughta hit the books--they've got the instrumental skills to make some real music...if they can find their own sound and produce poetry that's more than laughable.
