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Review title: So Bad I Can't Remember What It's About
Product review: (1.) You check into the same cheesy motel where a dozen other movies with the same cliched theme have been a dozen times in the past 40 years. You would think someone would actually be creative and make it a 5-star high tower in Singapore or something.(2.) You get the same obviously weird clerk that has been in the same movies.(3.) You get the same torture and fake blood and fake screams from those same movies.(4.) Finally, you get the same "let's chase the outnumbered girl around awhile" so she can run in circles, scream a little and look very dumb doing so.(5.) Bad guy, badly wounded (by fire no less), escapes, but that night by himself clears out all of the bodies (including blood soak into the soil and floors) and removes all other evidence and leaves no tracks or traces to a point that police believe nothing has happened - sure!(6.) End of movie.
