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Review title: Drown the Movie.
Product review: 1 star for the actors. See the movie only if you are such a big fan that you will see your fave in anything. When I was making a living doing phone surveys I did a Yugo survey. Nobody seemed to like their car. I can't think of any reason to like this script or to have an interest in any of the characters and I didn't finish watching it. Try Get Shorty or A Fish Called Wanda for real laughs.
