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Review title: Worst movie EVER
Product review: I saw this "movie" in the base theater on the Navy base on Guam back in 1979. It cost a quarter to get into the show and I wanted my money back even then. Ever since then, I have used this as the pinnacle a crappy movies. Whenever I see a bad movie I say "Wow, that sucked but it wasn't as bad as 'Beartooth'. There doesn't seen to be a plot. The camera just follows a mountain man around as he does his chores. The acting is so wooden that Pinocchio would cringe to see it and the director must have use Directing for Dummies by Uwe Bolle but left out all the explosions. The cinematography isn't that bad considering it was apparently shot on Super 8. All in all, save your money and your sanity and give this one a pass.
