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Review title: Overwrought drivel
Product review: This is one of my only film reviews here and I should write the glowing recommendations of the films that truly move me in one way or another. However, this was one of, if not THE, most pointless, least believable, slowest, overly-precious, self-important movies I've ever endured. I actually groaned with amazement over just how bad it was in several areas. I'm disappointed with myself that I sat all the way through thinking somehow, at some point, the movie would redeem itself. Never did, not for one moment. The best compliment I can pay it is that at some points, the cinematography is pretty good. Otherwise, avoid this movie unless you plan a "bad movie" party. You can then put this overwrought piece of crap up close to the top of that list.
