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Review title: I know it's supposed to be a cool cult classic...
Product review: But that doesn't mean that these movies don't suck. I saw the Tarantino/Rodriguez Grindhouse movie and loved the whole thing so much that I thought I'd give a real grindhouse movie a chance. Honestly, this was painful. I couldn't possibly recommend it to anybody. I really do get that this is supposed to represent some kind of "experience," but in all fairness, stubbing your toe counts as an experience, too. I would put this movie somewhere between stubbing your toe and having your eyes gouged out.
