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Review title: 0 stars if it was an option
Product review: Typical sycophantic teeniebopper oriented emasculated corporate rock with worthless intellectually incompetent "suck-up-to-authority" lyrics sung in a pathetically effeminate deep throated whine by a black haired florida boy with the mind of a neolithic troglodyte. Creed has one message and one message only: "conforming is cool!" I can easily picture these guys "partying down" with your local pastor at one of your church's frequent youth group parties. Warning: listening to this valueless hogwash is bound to lower IQ scores by 60%. Please avoid at all costs. Sitting in a 1rst grade math class is more intriguing.
