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Review title: If a tree falls in a forest and it kills Elizabeth Taylor, does anyone care?
Product review: Here's the secret: the author made a lot of dough selling gibberish because the new age mentality can't be bothered with an old age thing like thinking critically. I hear a lot of villages crying to get their idiots back. Not since Elizabeth Taylor claimed to be channeling dead people just to stay in the news has there been such a demonstration of mass gullibility.
