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Review title: Wow.
Product review: Some amazing, fierce and catchy stuff here, not unlike the oft reanimated corpse of The Pixies possessed by the hellbound ghost of Jesus Lizard. And for some reason it also has that raw and immediate appeal similar to discovering PJ Harvey's "Dry" when it first arrived stateside (maybe it's just a Too Pure thing...). These guys won't be toiling in obscurity for long. I call Highly Recommended.
