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Review title: Y'Know, by definition a gigalo *IS* Male
Product review: I find it hard to believe there are people who are actually *disappointed* by this film, especially if they have seen the first one, or the trailer which, need I remind you feature a short man being tossed out the window and a tracheotomy hole gag. You should know what you're in for with these things people. Anyway, instead of telling you about the film I will describe the main menu, which should tell you all you need to know. Basically it's the same as the cover. When you select "Play Movie" the tower rumbles, before "ejecting" (I'm not aloud to use the appropriate word but it also begins with "ej") a flock of white pidgeons (possibly doves). If at this point you don't feel like giving up, you should be okay. I didn't and I was!It helps if you find phrases like "Sneaky Castro" funny though. It REALLY helps if you find phrases like "Extra Sneaky Castro" funny.
