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Review title: Mr. Hanky "The X-mas Poo," Sings Better Than Madonna
Product review: Madonna looks awful with her poppin' veins and muscles. And she can't sing in tune. She looks old, 'very old,' and is waaaay past her 15 minutes. Her expiration date should of read 1986.
