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Review title: Ordinary and pretentious
Product review: Avril brings to my mind the following words by Wolfgang A. Mozart: "The golden meam, the truth, is no longer recognized or valued. To win applause one must write stuff so simple that a coachman might sing it, or so incomprehensible that it pleases simply because no sensible man can comprehend it". As a great professor (Neuhaus?) once wrote, "Talent is passion plus intellect". You are cool, Avril, but how about a little visit to the Conservatory before even attempting to write your own music? Oh, I see, you are too cool to lose your time at school!
