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Review title: Resualts May Vary
Product review: Let's see...I hate this and would rather listen to a John Denver Christmas album than have to listen to this travisity of a mockery of a sham that sounds as if it was recorded on an answering machine, so I give it the lowest rating possible: 1 star. Do not buy this unless you like listening to repetitive garbage that includes: James's worse vocals...ever, a drum kit that sounds like it was made from trash cans and lids, absolutely ZERO (0) guitar solos, mindblowingly lame and simple lyrics (thanks Lars), and songs that sound like the track is skipping, I mean that the riffs and lyrics repeat so much that it sounds as if the tracks are looped or skipping. So yeah, this is pretty bad by my book.
