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Review title: Morphine, anyone?
Product review: The symphonies are capable of compelling one's emotions from the depth of tragic despair to the pinnacle of majestic triumph. Karajan's interpretation leaves one with the overall sense of being drowned in a bowl of oatmeal. The size of the Philharmoniker doesn't make up for their lack of enthusiasm or of clean articulation. Instead of reaching out and grabbing ones attention and enthralling them with its sheer genius, this interpretation is more a sedative, dulling the senses with its insipid blurriness.
