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Review title: Truly awful
Product review: Here are a couple of authors (and their incompetent editors) that seem unable to read the writing on the wall. Flogging a dead horse would be the kindest interpetation that one could put on this piece of rubbish.As a former fan (I relished the Belgariad, the Malloreon and even the epic adventures of Sir Sparhawk) I find it incomprehensible that the Eddings could sink so far so quickly.Constantly trying to be coy, the writing would better suit protagonists that resemble Barbie and her entourage rather than the the characters in the text.At the risk of sounding like the obviously past-their-prime authors, this potboiler is so 'cute' it makes me want to throw up! I think I'm going to run out and see if I can find something written by Jennifer Lopez!
