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Review title: Really...!!
Product review: You have got to be kidding me. Yes, I understand the complexities of CGI and so forth but Jesus Christ.......this movie fails on so many levels. This is absolutely NOT what I expected. It is an abortion of all the Alien series. Sorry your brother was going through difficult times Ridley, but Jesus, maybe it would have been better to step back for a bit. This movie was complete tripe. The dialouge, the casting, the etc. was malignant. The only thing I enjoyed was David and his "knowledge". I just wish Bishop was there to guide him through this massive hemorrhage. I wouldn't be this harsh on a newcomer, but holy fin christ, you really had to pay the rent didn't you. It was a discombobulated farce of a cinema related excursion.....I half wanted David to morph into Bishop. No...I WHOLLY wanted David to morph into Bishop. Let's see....14.99 could have translated into a cheap steak dinner or food for a month. Thanks for helping me decide.
