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Review title: Alien stamp all over it
Product review: Alien ship with surprise -- checkEvil Corporate conspiracy -- checkWoman main character -- checkDumb crew -- checkEvil robot -- checkUgly Alien fetus -- checkCreature bursts from the chest -- checkVicious monster -- checkFlamethrowers -- checkSacrifice for humanity -- checkSole woman survivor -- check
