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Review title: The May Fly Phone
Product review: This phone has a vampiric quality of sucking the life force out of me, on top of from the power grid, and using it for a standout fifteen minute lifespan. It is the May fly of battery life, beautiful in its impermanance but useless as a telecommunications tool. Maybe it could be used as bait for an elusive trout.
