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Review title: Watched with Martyrs, and strongly preferred this film!
Product review: I watched Inside and Martyrs within a couple days of one another, and while I hated Martyrs, I LOVED Inside. Both are gross films, and I'd be hard pressed to say which is more unsettling. But Martyrs felt hopeless and empty at the end, and while I understand that that was its point, I will never rewatch it. I will almost certainly rewatch Inside, which is just a great, fun horror movie. It has a real slasher sensibility. It's super gross, sure, but it isn't hopeless like Martyrs was. It just feels like everyone involved is having so much fun. The crew, I mean. Not the characters. The characters are decidedly NOT having that much fun. I mean, here's a movie where two women are locked in a house, while one of them tries to TAKE the other woman's unborn baby. It's a gaudy and over-the-top premise and they wring every bit of suspense and horror they can from it!
