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Review title: and a half stars -- kitchen utensil sounds
Product review: Imagine letting loose a bunch of monkeys that had just smoked pot and had 6 shots of tequila inside a kitchen full of stainless steel utensils. If you record it, how would it sound?I'll bet it would be better than Halber Mensch. I tried to keep a straight face while listening to this CD. When I heard the lead singer emit a shriek that sounded like a Victorian lady who just found out that she had been violated by an orang utan, I couldn't control myself. I was giggling for the rest of the CD.After hearing this CD, I had an uncontrollable urge to record the sounds of flushing my toilet, mopping my kitchen floor and scrubbing my bath tub. Who knows! It would become a hit!!!The 1 and 1/2 stars are for Adrian Sherwood's remix.
