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Review title: Deeply Penetrating Critique
Product review: Xzibit (perhaps better known by his real name, Kyle Korzybski) has finally produced his confessional album. Though this work may surprise some, others of us in the know fully expected what is revealed herein: hysterical panegyrics to ecstatic catamitical experiences, obsessive referencing of his intercrural initiations, and dreamy fantasies of The Glory That Was Greased [sic]....Young Kyle's revelation was a long time a-comin'...and the comin' has definitely exposed his position as deeply in arrears. This is a seminal work, no doubt about it. But years of rough treatment by the critics has left a gaping hole in Kyle's oeuvre, with no one now who can fill it. Perhaps only G-Unit can measure up to the task, which requires the utmost probity. It would seem to be fertile ground to plow.
