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Review title: If this movie surprises you...I dare you to spell "surprised"
Product review: If you don't figure this thing out before they even finish the opening titles, you need help. Painfully obvious twists, given away so early in the film, that it boggles the mind. The acting is fair, although Tim Olyfant is a bit over the top. Wanted it to be so much better than it was. Very predictable if you even slightly pay attention. This thing almost turns into a parody of itself at the end. Not good.
