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Review title: Silly and Boring
Product review: I side with the other reviewers who call this movie a waste of time. It's long and boring. There's not much story. Mankind's first mission to another planetary system is crewed by narcissistic punks. They're all American. In classic Jurassic Park fashion, they go where they shouldn't, do dumb things and get killed. A comic book has better characters. Where is the plot and charm and suspense of the previous Alien films?There are pretty costumes and matte backgrounds from Space Family Robinson. The boss alien resembles the Michelin Man. He collects black oil from the X-Files, gets raped by an octopus, and their kid looks like H.R. Giger's classic conehead. Must be a black sheep in the family.Let's hope humanity's real ambassadors are better than this. Let's hope Hollywood can do better than this.
