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Review title: Dumbest Sci-fi movie ever!
Product review: I mean super stupid. Not even sure what the plot was about, not sure why Charlize Therone was in it or what she was supposed to do. The rediculous robot, big blue man....holy smokes, this was stupid. First the two guys whose JOB was to navigate the underground base, got "lost". First time on an alien planet, they go splunking, see a snake thing, then try to pet it or whatever...ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? OF COURSE IT ATTACKS! What happened to the aliens again? Why are they trying to blow up the earth? What...? Prelude to Alien my butt. The end was just lame, there is nothing new here. Cliche, tired and old, and lame imagination. I am dumber for having seen it. Not to mention the tired old rich guy chasing his youth vs. the young idealistic doctor trying to find enlightenment. I don't like to write negative reviews, but good Lord, I had to vent.
