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Review title: my face hurts from slapping it
Product review: I'm sorry, I just didn't get it. I know people like this movie, but I don't like it at all. It's by far the slowest movie I've ever seen. It was beautifully shot, and a slightly interesting plot, even a tad eerie, but just [was bad] right up until the end when absolutely nothing happened. Nothing happened the entire movie! She gets sick from everyday chemicals that are everywhere and seeks refuge from all this pollution in a New Mexico retreat run by a swindler/preist guru type. That's it. Call me spoiled expecting an ending too. Village Voice called it the "greatest movie of the decade" and the New York Times said it was "unnerving". It's not "darkly comic" either. All lies. The movie's one redeeming factor is that it is in fact, original.
