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Review title: Awful, awful waste of time
Product review: The movie is about a hive mind swarm of flies, with some sort of uber-toxin that decomposes your body in minutes. There are no zombies, even though the title of the the movie is "island of the dead" and it takes place on an island full of many unidentified bodies. There's not even any witty dialog, which is the only saving grace of some otherwise unbearable horror movies.There is also a flashback of some girls jumping rope, which has absolutely nothing to do with anything in the movie, and it is shown 3 or 4 times. It's there to make the director feel like he's artsy.Please save 90 minutes of your life, and pass on this.
