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Review title: no diaper big enough...
Product review: ...to hold this load.Hack director Marek Kanievska did not read Less Than Zero. No surprise there. But what you probably didn't know is that he is also a scatophiliac. Kanievska took the entire tone of the book and defecated on it. Then he placed a bunch of flags that said "Hollywood" and "Just Say No" all over the steaming mound. And these flagpoles, smeared with Kanievska's feces, penetrated the bloodstream of the story and spread all sorts of disease-causing bacteria that ate away at the very flesh of its characters until Less Than Zero the movie died a slow and painful death. Kanievska laughed with great joy at his latest scatological achievement, summoning a chorus line of turd angels to sing hymns of wasteful glory in his honor.When asked why he didn't just release his 98-minute, pile of dung after-school-special with a title that didn't set a new standard for injustices done to great works of fiction, he replied, "Well, then I wouldn't get to [shih tzu] on anything."
