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Review title: over rated diss-appointment
Product review: ha ha ha. or dare i say blah blah blah. truth be told, it is a highly contrived, very workshop type of experience reading this book. poetry written for hipsters. stunningly pretentious.a close read and a glance at other reviews will show only how desperate we are for some great writer to come along. i've had ingrown toenails that are more inspirational. abandon ship!
