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Review title: Humourless, banal
Product review: Some of Sarah Mclachlan's melodies are pretty, and as a pianist she's competent, but her lyrics always make her albums disappointing she writes in the most horrible cliches, and is obviously unacquainted with such concepts as wit. "We are born innocent, believe me Adia, we are still innocent" - does anyone actually buy this pretentious, flossy-headed muck? Is it meant to mean something?On Building a Mystery, things get really portentious...voodoo dolls, vampires, and other assorted bits of juvenilia.Comparing Mclachlan to Joni Mitchell is a profound insult to the latter, who could never have made something as hackneyed, artistically lackadaisical and full of mind-numbing gibberish as Surfacing. An alternative way of scrambling your brain is to place your head in a food processor.
