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Review title: Poor me...Poor, poor, poor little me.
Product review: Yikes. Someone needs to tell this woman that there's more to writing a story than producing a handful of cosmetically attractive sentences. There are plenty of lines in here, that if taken on their own might fool someone into thinking they came from a great book. But take them all together and the story comes up as empty and shallow as Ms. Wurtzel herself. I gave 'Bitch' a chance too, but it also failed to impress. Perhaps these books read better when you're thoroughly medicated, but to me they amounted to nothing more than an indignant whimper from a spoiled little girl. Boo hoo. Sorry Liz, but you're no Dorothy Parker.
