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Review title: But Is It Music?
Product review: Not really. For Generation Gauche, a robot is sufficient. For myself, I need the human factor. I know this is hard for children to conceive, but actual instruments are the mark of a performance. Consider: Gibby Haynes uses "Gibbytronix" to enhance the experience. It is never, ever to be seen as the experience itself. Techno is like disco, but the latter had heart, and real human beings; and horrible, horrible fashions. Yet, THEY BOTH SUCK!!!!! Hye, I got your d.j. right here!!!!! Meek had his moments, but as an artist he was well-named. If this has infuriated you, Generation Gauche, read my review of Heinz; not Teresa, not the catsup. Just Heinz. In my view, there is only two people who get by with using a single moniker: Jesus and Jordan.
