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Review title: Yay! All I want for Christmas: Load and a Lars Ulrich doll!
Product review: Cliff Burton is in such disgust of you brainless sellouts, as are the rest of us. Your CDs are terrible as are your motives. Can I ask, where is the Cliff Burton doll? Oh man, I shouldn't have said that, now they will try and cash in on that too.
