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Review title: Bool-ish
Product review: Let me say, that I loved King since The Shining. I couldn't even finish The Stand the first time. When the devil Flagg went to the jail, I was creeped out and had nightmares for three smucking days. With the The Long Walk, I think he stretched to the moon and beyond. The Dark Towers series was excellent until book 6. Thereafter, I have my doubts...My wife recently borrowed Lisey's Story from the library. When she showed me, I was apprehensive.Well, she read all of eighteen pages, and swore to take it back to the library right away. But no...I had to read it first. Hoping that what she was saying was false.I was captured the first dozen pages or so, but when I hit page 16, with that flashback with Tony thinggummy. I was through. All the made up words and flashbacks just through me into a tizzy. However, as a fan with unconditional love, I will keep reading his works. Until I feel like a battered wife, beaten for my time and money, and finally turn my back.
