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Review title: check it out
Product review: See, some of you don't understand. Lars is so scared that people will illegally download Metallica's music that they made the worst album in history so noone would want to. That's really a genious at work. How else is he going to buy mansions and Porsches if people don't pay for the album? Seriously though guys, just stop it. Stop making albums. You're just embarising yourselves at this point. Maybe you could work on a project for people who can appreciate your current work...like the deaf.
