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Review title: Absolutely The Worst!
Product review: This is a horrible movie. After the first 30 minutes, I started advancing in 5 minute segments. After 45, I skipped 15, then after the first hour I did 30 minute skips. If you want to visit an asylum without leaving your easy chair, this may be for you. One shot has the female lead (Dunst) relieving herself on a golf course, couldn't tell if it was 1 or 2.... It was extremely boring overall. Spoiler: just skip to the last 15 minutes & you get the whole Science Fiction part in a nutshell. Seemed to me each character had some sort of mental disorder. I highly recommend you don't rent or buy this movie. A lot of the dialog was so subtle you have no idea what they are mumbling about. But you can sure hear that dang music! I've seen some crap movies in my time, this was the crappiest.
