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Review title: Soulless muzak that will either bore you, scare you, or both
Product review: This "music" is horrible. Completely devoid of all emotion and soul, it sounds like something played on the overhead speakers in a department store. I can't fathom how anyone could possibly classify sounds of this ilk as jazz, smooth or otherwise. I suppose if you are the type of person who rides elevators because you dig the groovin' tunes, this could be something you would enjoy. Otherwise, run away! Run away!
