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Review title: Worst Film I Have Ever Seen
Product review: This film defines boredom. How anyone could love it is beyond me...much less watch extras about the hideous making of a cinematic atrocity. George Lucas has directed the dullest film ever. EVER. I wanted to shut this thing off twenty minutes into it and forced myself to watch it. It is even more boring than 2001: A Space Odyssey...and that is next to impossible. But of course what can you expect from the man who brought the world such trash as Willow and Howard the Duck. I HATE this film and am so glad that SHREK is outselling it on DVD. I would rather watch Chesty Morgan movies ad naseum than to ever sit through this void on celluloid again. Anyone who likes it is welcome to it but don't ever try to go on a date with me. I'll send you packing.
