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Review title: THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO GET!!!!!!
Product review: You won't get it on the last time that you hear this album either!It's an empty vessel, devoid of music and art, and waiting for a crew of buffoons to falsely endow it with an air of mystery and bohemianism. I'd just like to suggest that you could, more justifiably, interpret this album as nothing. There's nothing to get except the sense that beefheart is laughing at your ignorant, naive, trusting a**es all the way to the bank. BEEFHEART ADMITTED THAT HE SET OUT TO MAKE THE MOST UNLISTENABLE GARBAGE ALBUM EVER - the result is trout mask replica. Read some some of his interviews before you write another fatuous review proclaiming it the greatest album of time!This isn't an album, it's a prank, and pretending to like it makes you the victim.
