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Review title: Formulaic Alien Shoot 'em Up
Product review: "Kitsch" is not just the actor's name, it also describes the obvious attempts to be a sort of 21st century surface warfare Top Gun with Independence Day aliens thrown in. You know how the movie ends before the first 10 minutes are up. It's still fun to watch as the FX cover a lot of sins in the plot and acting. Rent, don't buy.
