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Review title: This movie is bad and you should feel bad!
Product review: I've seen a lot of bad movies in my time. Countless. But this one rates in the top 2 worst pieces of drivel my poor TV has had the misfortune to play. Most of the "plot points" were like some crazy acid trip that made no freaking sense. Lots of whining, blood and naked breasts. Honestly now, folks. Mr. Zombie, please...do us all a favor and STOP MAKING MOVIES! MAKE MUSIC AGAIN! NO MORE MOVIES PLZTHX. If you wonder about all my trash talk, rent (FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR MONEY DO NOT BUY) this movie and see what I mean. The first one was meh, but had a good back story...this...I don't know what this is. It's a waste of $[...] is what it is. Please do not drink and think about buying this movie...YOUR MONEYS ARE AT STAKE. Thank you and have a nice day.
