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Review title: If you have a suicide in your immediate family, don't watch this movie.
Product review: The beginning of the movie is visually exciting and has some interesting metaphors. Alas, after that, it just wanders around grasping at allegory. It's sort of wacky. Sometimes it's almost funny. I wish that Jerry Lewis hadn't agreed to do this -- he can be so funny, but in this one, it just seemed needy and grasping.Oh yes -- having had a suicide in my immediate family, that plot thread dampened my excitement - sort of scary actually. Some nice scenery -- I like the dogs.Maybe I should have just read the book. (lame joke - this couldn't have enough plot contiguity to make a book out of it).
