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Review title: This Gargled Seth Rogen's Balls
Product review: This wasn't music, this was a train wreck. And if you want to hear a train wreck then listen to this. Crank it loud and feeeeel your nuts shrivel and your sperm swim up into your stomach to die an acid bath death. This is the kind of music you listen to after a breakup and right before you reach for the shotgun to take your own life. This is the inverse of what Samwise says in "Lord of the Rings" - there is bad in the world and its not worth listening to.
