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Review title: Pluck out my eyes
Product review: I rarely put down a book when I'm 2 or 3 chapters into it; maybe I'm just stubborn but I feel that I owe it to the author even just out of reverence for the dead trees. Well, I got in about 130 pages, just after all the exposition, the bad guys had entered, the plot had been set up and it was clear that the author was going to find every boring legal way to make it come out that the good guys would win, the good guys who didn't like each other would end up loving and respecting each other and the bad guys would be foiled.What a bore, the characters were stereotyped, drawn in crayon. The plot was intricate and well over-cooked and not a 3 dimensional person in the bunch. All that was missing - and maybe that came in after I put the book away - was a wise old Irish priest who said begorrah a lot and kept a bottle in his desk. Ugh.
