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Review title: Worse than Johnny Mnemonic???
Product review: I can't believe I paid money to see this. I have had scarier dumps in my life. The movie is crap! The shakiness from the handycam made me dizzy. The story is garbage. I have to admit it was pretty genius marketing cause they made a boatload of $$ -- but the movie was awful. Is it worse than Johnny Mnemonic??? Sometimes I think "Yes a new champion. The revolting Johnny Mnemonic is beaten". But mostly I think "No, as awful as The Blair Witch Project is, it is more a gimmick than a movie". If this movie had Keanu Reeves, then maybe it would take the title - but sadly The Blair Witch Project comes in as the 2nd worst movie I have ever seen. Was anyone really scared by this junk? Maybe the same kids who are scared to ride escalators.
