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Review title: I've got the most scathingly brilliant idea!
Product review: Why not do a modern remake of this movie, (keeping it as clean as possible, as I'm sure that some things in the original were "racey" in the 1960s) but this time star Hayley Mills as Mother Superior? Yes, this is my all-time favorite movie, as is "His Girl Friday" also starring a much younger Rosalind Russell. I never connected the female leading actress as being the same person until last year and I've grown up loving both movies. I have attribute my own mischief to "Fleur De Lys" and "Kim Novak" and I pray that my 2 year old daughter, who already knows and requests to watch this movie at least once a week, doesn't learn too much about becoming a likely candidate for San Quentin too early in life. I thank my mother for getting me interested in such classic movies as this one. Now, let's bring it back!
