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Review title: Think on this:
Product review: Robert Schneider was a wiry guy living with a lot of cats in a dank basement apartment in Denver when his band recorded these songs. They were then just The Apples, and when they were forced to change it, I hoped they'd become The Robert Apples, because everyone called him that. Anyways, buy this album.
