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Review title: take blue album, remove thought and charm.
Product review: this album was INCREDIBLY, STUPIFYINGLY disappointing. to call it bland and pointless is almost too nice. here we have a man who has written hundreds upon hundreds of songs in the last 3 years, who has written some fine melodic pop-rock in his day, and this is the BEST he can do? i mean, when the only song that stands out of the blandness is "Hash Pipe," it's clear something has gone horribly, horribly wrong.this all may sound harsh, but honestly - who told rivers [cuomo, the singer/songwriter/guitarist of the band] that he could write an album of filler?painfully bad lyrics, empty melodies, absence of emotion and charm - that about sums up weezer's "green album." at least we know they can't get any worse.
