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Review title: Coffee Maker From Hell
Product review: This coffee maker has two distinct settings; off and hounds of the baskervilles. The high pitch wirl of the boeing 747 turbofan coffee grinder will more likely have you dreaming of throwing baggage on some tarmac strip than sipping a hot cup of joe with Juan Valdez. Cleaning the machine can take upwards of ten minutes and has the complexity necessary of supervision from Carl Sagan and the Army Corp of Engineers. Failure to strictly adhear to the coffee degaussing will result in the maker spitting up coffee like a three month old on a double milk bottle binging fit. Bottom line, cool look designed by the devil to break your will to live at 5:30 in the morning.
