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Review title: Save Your Money
Product review: If your looking for a scare, take your ten bucks to the video store and pick up any axe-wielding-mask-wearing-psychotic-teen-terrorizing horror flick and some jiffy pop. I have seen Jeepers Creepers and it's not creepy. It's not scary, gory or suspenseful as promised either. The plot centers around two college students who witness a man disposing of two bodies, discover his underground "house of pain" and subsequently become wrapped up in his rampant little feeding frenzy. I have to hand it to the actors in this film (although I do question their judgment). They have done well with a poorly-written script and a shallow, unoriginal storyline. The majority of the film is slow. There are no clinchers, few plot twists and thanks to the brick-to-the-head subtlety of the foreshadowing, you know how it's going to end long before it actually does. Definitely not the edge-of-your-seat, you'll-have-nightmares quality film. In short: don't waste your money. Or your time.
