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Review title: weetzie bat is sweet and salty; the best of both worlds.
Product review: weetzie bat makes your spine tingle and your body shiver indelight. it's willy wonka and pixie dust. this book isangel food cake, glitter, and kindergarten paste. it is thesmell of clean sheets and the feel of sleeping in on springmornings; of wearing flannel, and of freshly baked buscuitsand hot tea. its the word "lovely" come alive andswallowing you whole. this book is a giant lollipop ofrainbow imagination.
