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Review title: abysmal trash - one star is WAY too generous
Product review: How did this person EVER get a record contract? She should be ashamed of herself when there are so many genuinely talented people in the world not getting anywhere. My fingers are straining to write 'trash trash trash' over and over again, and I'm using all my willpower to write coherently. This is abysmal awful gutter music of the lowest order. What were the record company thinking of? Rehashed eighties pulp for submoronic pre-pubescent factory fodder. It was dated and sad back in 1986, but to keep churning this bilge out is execrable in the extreme. Dismal.
