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Review title: Love Weezer but Hate This Garbage...
Product review: It looks like Weezer didn't age very well. Their first album (blue) was one of the best of the 90's. "Pinkerton" was good, but not quite as good as "Blue." This second self-titled album (green) really sucks. Things went from good to terrible in just a few years. How sad. Has anyone heard the so-called "single" "Hash Pipe?" It's not even a decent song, let alone a single-worthy track. And "Island in the Sun?" Talk about hokey. I hate the part where they say "hip hip" or "hit hit" or whatever. How stupid! Can't they write real lyrics instead of just saying nonsense crap? Everything after "Pinkerton" sucks. Trust me. I am your master. I've given up on Weezer and so should you. They've given up on making good music. It's tragic.
