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Review title: The Absolute Worst
Product review: I've never actually audibly groaned while reading before. This is the worst book I have ever attempted to read. I gave it a good 350 pages worth of effort, but it proved impossible. The prose is horrible and the plot is beyond absurd. The entire premise is based on the worst combination of historical fiction and inane mysticism. Someone with religious brain washing might find this interesting, because the idea that there are magical forces that control human destiny is in keeping with their general world view. If you think you might be amused by Napoleon talking about a magical chess set which can destroy civilization, well then, enjoy! Atheists, brights, rationalists or anyone prone to common sense, beware.
