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Review title: Bad and Sad
Product review: The producers got to be laughing all the way to the bank. What a sad and bad use of cinematic intent. How unoriginal. I've seen more captivating home movies than this. Three naive and maladjusted college kids get lost in the woods. They lose their heads as much because they're lost as because of the supposedly spooky shenanigans goin' on. How original is it, to say nothing of how UNscary it is, having a forest of human stick figures, a la Burning Man, appear in a wooded clearing? Why should groups of rocks be scary or significant? Why do muffled sounds in the forest night engender fear rather than simple acknowledgment of nighttime forest reality? Who knows, and who cares, after witnessing this great hype job! The only 5-star quality to this movie is the wondrous marketing sucker job perpetrated upon the public. Don't waste your time.
