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Review title: My Cat Insanely Loves This Machine
Product review: My kitty is obsessed with this machine. She demands to be beamed in the morning before breakfast and when I come home from work in the evening. I direct the Ba-Da beam in front of her, and she speeds faster than imaginably possible after the circling dot, with furious acrobatics and (at times) aerobatics. Finally, when she puts her paw onto the beam, with lightning reflexes I shut it off. Then I congratulate her for killing it.I think that if you simply place the Ba-Da Beam in some fixed place, or even on a string, the cat will likely become bored. It is superior to an ordinary laser pointer in that the beam makes irregular motions, with occasional stops. I believe that it is important to let the cat catch the dot, and to be praised for success.
