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Review title: Use this as a mirror
Product review: Mr. Van Winkie (or Mr. Ice, if that makes you feel better) you should be proud of yourself. Fifteen years of writing garbage and you still have "fans" (I think they have been in comas since 1990.) "Ice Ice Baby" was voted #5 on VH1's Awesomely bad songs. Why is that? Oh right, because you blatantly stole Queen's song. White people cannot rap, and no I will not except Eminem because I know the roots of rap and Mr. Mathers is only a few steps above good ol' Rob Van Winkle. You have completely failed in your music and movie career (Look up reviews for the movie Cool As Ice.) Shling-a-shlong, bud.
