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Review title: You have to be kidding me.
Product review: How can people write that this album stands the test of time? 10 years later, this album is as dull as old chewing gum stuck under a table at your local chip shop. This is the sort of music that I would expect to hear at a Marks & Spencer while buying my granny a new scarf.
