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Review title: V H S Movie experience simulator
Product review: This will depend on your alcohol tolerance, so adjust from the base line (up) if you are a drunk. First, if you are a non to light drinker, drink one-half of a fifth of some cheap whiskey. Wait 30 minutes. Now, stand up and spin around in a circle 40 times. Without taking a break, drive to Wallmart and run up and down the isles. That is what you feel like if you watch this disorienting movie. You should also remember that VHS video looks like crap nowadays, so don't expect too much from that aspect either. Don't pay $10 to see this early, if you feel like you have to see it, wait till its about $1.99 to rent so you won't feel robbed when you turn it off after 30 minutes.
