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Review title: ROFL
Product review: Metallica is no longer heavy metal/speed metal from their Kill'Em'All days, and this is the pinnacle example. I listened to the St Anger radio version, and I nearly died laughing. Then somebody told me it was St Anger, the latest Metallica single. My laughter nearly turned to tears. Metallica is officially punk rock now, a genre which I loathe more than country and rap put together. I was hoping they'd stick with their power metal trend they set with Reload (RELOAD WAS GOOD, SILENCE ALL YOU NAY-SAYERS!), but I guess that was too much to ask for. Sigh. But hey, spend money on it if you're into punk rock. You'll probably like it.
