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Review title: Sorry, but...
Product review: Even us Mani-Loonies must have to admit that this one is a dissappointment! What was he thinking? I have so much stuff that is heart-and-soul Barry, stuff you know he created with his foot on the gas pedal. He really let up on it on this one. He could have really taken those songs and made them his own, but it was like he couldn't quite take the reins so it all came out sorta...ordinary. Ouch. You have no idea how much it hurts me to say that! (much more than this review will ever hurt Barry!) I listened so hopefully to each track, waiting to latch on to just one I could love! (when it comes to Barry, you know I'm easy) Oh, well. One out of 14 ain't bad.Barry, call me if you'd like to defend yourself. I have an idea for a Barry "40's songs from England... "There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover..."Sorry. It's the end of the day and I get to go home in 5 minutes.
