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Review title: Major hype=one deadly dull vampire tale
Product review: It started out with promise, and with all those fantastic reviews, how could anyone not enjoy this book? ...I'm now heartened to read that many other reviewers found this book tedious and horrendously edited, with wooden, indistinguishable characters and zero payoff for slogging through Ms. Kostova's pedantic goulash. I literally contemplated putting the book down for good at the childishly-described "climax" nearing page 600, but forced myself on, wagering there must be SOME pay off...well, I'm going to go ahead and ruin the ending for you just in case you too are wondering if the next 300 pages will be worth the effort: Don't bother! There are no cool twists or big surprises. It's all just one big, fat, boring tome.
