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Review title: This movie is, like, crap, dude!
Product review: Hammer really plumbed the depths with this "updated" entry in their Dracula series. Not even the considerable talents of Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing (which could make a commercial for potato chips thrilling) can save this pic from the trash heap. The acting, previously mentioned thesps excepted, is terrible. The attempts at making the film relevant(you know, hip, man!) only serve to hasten its turning old and rotten. The score has a way of causing the teeth to rattle. The sound of metal pole being struck with a baseball bat would be preferable. All in all, this is a terrible film that makes one long for the earlier days of Hammer. For a much better '70's vampire flick try COUNT YORGA, VAMPIRE or see if you can obtain a copy of the ultra-rare GRAVE OF THE VAMPIRE.
