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Review title: NEW FORMULA DIDN'T HELP COCA-COLA EITHER!
Product review: Mr. Wahlberg is always fun to watch. Mrs. Carter has the acting skills of bottom feeder. You can't put Mr. Kristofferson into a movie, after "Blade", as a wimp and then kill him off in a flash. Oh! and let's not forget that the humans didn't talk in the 1st movie!! what's the matter? lack of substance! Mr. Heston's performance was embarassing. this truly put a smudge in my mind against all his old greats. Our lead ape, no offense to Jacko, looked like Michael Jackson. the most disturbing scene was that threesome kiss scene...you know? man kisses ape. pauses for effect. man kisses woman who can't act....ah, the old days. the only two things worth giving this film 1 star is the forshadowing scene at the end, that thrilled me more than the entire movie! and Tim Roth's performance was great. Alas, I think Mr. Burton is riding on fumes.
