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Review title: What a dopey heretic!
Product review: I mean the dude obviously hasn't spent much time actually listening to jazz. He thinks it doesn't resolve. He thinks it doesn't resolve so much that its lack of resolution ends up being a metaphor for G-D or something. But, um, maybe the girl he was trying to impress by telling her he was into jazz was too polite to tell him this, but jazz does indeed resolve, not in the way a Speilberg movie does, but in the way that any art that deals in abstraction does. (I know Evangelical Christians, even hip ones who are not afraid to use words like "jazz" get a little uncomfortable around abstraction.)Anyway, I just thought you should know the book is based on a dopey conceit. Listen to some Bechet, some Mingus, some Thelonious Monk, or some Von Freeman and then read whatever you want. The music itself will bring you closer to G-D.
