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Review title: Think you've seen the worst? Not 'til you've seen this!
Product review: I have never in my life seen such an insipid, pointless, and utterly annoying piece of so-called "horror" as this poor excuse for a movie! I am big horror fan, always looking for a good horror movie to see, and this piece of film was the worst I've ever found. The scariest thing about this movie was that it brought in a single penny at the box office.Watching the characters do the dumbest possible things scene after scene was annoying, and if I hadn't seen it in a theater with a lot of people making funny comments, I would have walked out. Aside from some grotesque imagery at various points in the movie, there was nothing scary in it. This attempt at horror will leave you not only unamused, but rather annoyed that you wasted an hour and a half or so of your life watching it.
