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Review title: say a prayer for this film and troy duffy
Product review: badly edited film about the efforts of two "religious" irish dudes hell-bent (ha!) on saving the city of boston from dusky italians and ape-ish russkies. features perhaps the most out of control performance of william dafoes career (which is saying quite a bit.) sporting a fantastic soccer mom mullet, william dafoe plays a self-loathing homophobic homosexual who spends most of the film prancing around yelling inane sh*t while pretentious classical music plays in the background. 3/4s of the way through the film dafoe is forced to dress in drag, revealing his uncanny resemblance to a slightly more attractive faye dunaway. i'm telling you, this dafoe guy has range. other than that this movie is atrocious. a movie based on the wet dream of some frat boy from notre dame hung up on the faux-mysticism of catholicism and being irish. what a waste of a night. luckily the girl i watched it with put out. go watch finians rainbow instead.
