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Review title: I have never wanted to burn a book before.
Product review: Last night at about 2am after I had been reading this book for several hours hoping that SOMETHING good would happen to someone I finally gave up and went to bed. I was depressed all the next day and finally decided it was because of all of the terrible images I was left with the night before. My mood improved dramatically during dinner when I figured out I could rid myself of this bummer book by burning it, not by simply throwing the whole thing into the fire, but by burning it page by sicko page and maybe page by burning page I can get my happy self back. The author should Fall On Her Knees and beg forgiveness for what she has put her readers through. Twenty minutes later: Okay - I really did it - I burned it and I feel much better. Diana Gabaldon - here I come!
