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Review title: The 'Weight' Will Bring You Down
Product review: Two couples embark on a wet and wild adventure! "The Weight of Water" should have been called "Girls Gone Wild Infinity." A silly English woman (Elizabeth Hurley) sunbathes topless in front of everybody, no shame! Sean Penn is a poet who wears suits on a boat that leaks and that floats in the middle of nowhere. He also mumbles philosophical mumbo-jumbo every other scene and drinks wine. Why are they on a boat trying to solve a murder that happened centuries ago on a New England island? Of course they don't solve what happened even though the photographer (Catherine McCormack) has flashbacks on what really happened. But is she psychic and are we supposed to fall for the cheesiness? I didn't, I just fell asleep and got a good two hours worth.
