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Review title: Ridiculous
Product review: My rating of this book would be zero stars if the system would allow it. This was easily the most ridiculous book I have ever read, and I read a lot. I have never before written an online review of anything, but I hope to spare as many people as possible the pain I suffered by reading this book. Laughably bad premise, overly-descriptive language of the sort one would find in a high school creative writing class, and a complete lack of editing to reign in the author's language. Truly, it is an insult to Jane Austen to have her name in any way associated with this book. Please, please spend your money on other books. Or just save your money and spend three hours watching paint dry on your wall. Your time will be better spent that way.
