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Review title: Am I still awake?
Product review: This movie was positively dreadful. None of the actors does a spectacularly good job with this poorly-written idea. If you need something to put you to sleep, put this movie in, press "mute" and enjoy (the soundtrack is boringly similar to any other horror flick in that it has its "crescendo" moments which might wake you up). Save your money and watch something else. Anything's gotta be better than this.
