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Review title: conversations with musicians who dont know they're not musicians
Product review: So here's a conversation that would probably happen if I was able to talk to the band:"So, you guys are pretty unoriginal and annoying, huh?"Yellowcard:(Fictionally of course)"Well, we have a violinist.""What are your further plans? Why must you continue?"Y: (again, fictional) "Our violin player has just been so influential, so I mean, we'll go from there.""Do you guys plan on doing something with less whiny vocals and less overemotional, repetitive, stupid videos?"Y: (fictional!!) "Actually our next video has our lead singer crying while walking down a street and talking to the camera and then cutting to extreme shots of violin playing. And our drummer knows how to hit it.""You guys are potentially the worst thing to happen, along with friends Simple Plan."Y: (fiction, fictional, fiction) "Well, those guys are really great. The difference is, those guys have no violin, but we do."I hate this band.
