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Review title: Let me put my disappointment into a more palatable review..
Product review: In my previous review of this album (not published) I compared it to a famous adult contemporary musician's (who shall remain un-named) stool. While I found it to be an apt description of the quality of this album I can see where the powers that be may have found this insulting to the waste of the aforementioned musician. This being said, I still find it hard to review this album without using scatalogical terms. Let me compare this album then to a coprolite (look it up). While a coprolite may look like rock, it is not and neither is this album. Please do yourself the service and purchase good Cult albums like Love and Electric and forego this album altogether.
