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Review title: Transcendent!
Product review: A masterpiece of comforting sounds and images. I know of nothing in this world like this record. Like the tender secret that I keep warm and private, I'll only reveal this record to my most intimately trusted friends. If I go around telling everyone about it, I'd feel too exposed. I think I'll make a little velvet pouch to keep my copy in.
