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Review title: LOVED IT LONG TIME
Product review: Well....When I have dirty wet dreams about Jake he is the top not the bottom like he is in brokeback. This movie was so good I had to stop downloading internet porn in order to pay closer attention. I would love for Jake and I to move to Massachusetts where I would become Mrs. Jake Gyllenhall. Screw Kirsten Dunst...what a dumb bitch letting Jake get away. Of course when we do move to Massachsetts and get married he will have to stop being a power bottom and be a top only....cause I'm a lady and I don't top...nor do I do all that versatile business that the kids are into these days.
