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Review title: A Must To Avoid Indeed
Product review: About a dozen years ago PBS broadcast a British Invasion reunion special from some dreary hotel-casino in who-knows-where. Highlights included Eric Burdon without the Animals and the Foundations. It was Peter Noone going solo who brought down the house with a spine tingling rendition of "There's a Kind of a Hush". What does all this have to with "Hold On!" you may ask? Nothing but I thought I'd say something nice before I slammed this turkey. Noone and his mates are amicable geezers but that can't save this stink bomb. The story is pure bubble gum. It's as though it was written in crayon. The songs are mediocre save "Leaning on a Lamp Post". It's as though the film was shot quickly and haphazardly designed to cash in on the band's popularity before they fell out of favor. It should come as no surprise that this enterprise was produced by Sam Katzman, teen exploitation extraordinaire. Oh, well. Better luck next time, boys.
