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Review title: fine french cinema - For Me To Poop On!
Product review: Fantastic Planet is to Time Masters as The Oscar is to The DayTimeEmmy. As Fine Art is to Blind Commerce. As a beautiful bowel moveent is to severe constipation. It's 100% trash with the most ridiculous tacked-on ending I've seen in my movie going history. A total wash and a complete disappointment. Crap on a stick. Light Years and Fantastic Planet are beautiful, timeless. Time Masters is close to unwatchable...and not in a good way. Most asinine movie I've seen next to....wow, I can think of no comparison....Fortunately I was able to trade my copy in at a local used goods store for a different DVD. I pray that the poor sucker who buys this one doesn't shoot his or herself in the head trying to watch it...."Mike! Mike! Kill me now." If you watch this you'll get that...please don't
