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Review title: Gophers? Don't bother.
Product review: It's true. This doesn't do anything to deter gophers. I'm convinced they like it. Maybe it's a free massage. The best deterrent I've found so far is a playful and friendly dog. What's playful and friendly for the dog (honestly playful and friendly, he does no harm to the gopher) is quite the opposite from the gopher's perspective.
