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Review title: 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.
Product review: This is not a remake of the amazing 1968 "Planet of the Apes" but a tedious, boring and vapid new story. We even fast forwarded past the fight scene at the end it was so plodding. Mark Wahlburg mumbles his lines and the others are just not that great. Forget the special effects, I've seen better. I recommend the original.
