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Review title: Don't waste your time!
Product review: This is one of the most awful movies I've ever seen. The characters are self-absorbed, selfish, and unlikable. There is nothing that makes me care about them. The kids aren't particularly likable, either. With such unsympathetic characters, you don't care that the parents abuse the kids; you only ask yourself, "Why should I waste another minute on this film?" The end is ludicrous (where you find out where the title of the movie comes from), and has nothing to do with this disjointed story. Even Jeff Daniels, an excellent actor, couldn't save this flick. If you're interested in compelling drama, and what makes characters tick, see Pleasantville.
