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Review title: The most dreadful movie ever.
Product review: It's not good; it's not scary; and it's not original. Period.Wow....kids running around in the woods sceaming and swearing at each other. Where are the scares? They're certainly not on screen. Nothing in this movie was scary save for the price of the ticket.The sad thing about this movie was it COULD have been good. But there comes a point where WAITING for the scares just don't work anymore. Eventually there HAS to be a scare of screen for the movie to work and there just weren't any. All we have are kids running around screaming and swearing and making very little sense. Oh wait....we hear branches breaking now and then and we see stick figures....yay....I'm scared now.The funniest thing, when I saw this movie in a packed theater when it first came out, there was one guy who summed up the movie perfectly. When the credits rolled, he stood up and yelled, "That's IT???" That alone got more of a response from the crowd than the whole movie combined.
