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Review title: Nuke a [...]whale for jesus
Product review: [...]For a film with so distinguished a writer and cast I actually have nothing good to say about this movie and that is a shock even to me. If you want to be a jerk and buy this anyways to defy reason I say go for it. You'll have wasted some money and lost 3 hours of your life you could have used on your death bed to tell your family you love them, and now they will never know.
