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Review title: the best
Product review: this gem has held up to more than a decade of listening for me. it is a timeless and priceless little gem. after you enjoy the obvious over-the-top cinema verite', you will come to enjoy the subtlety and the prodigious catch-phases such as: 'you don't have a decent giggle in ya,' no one wants to hear you talk about toe nails,' and 'you cruxified the dinner.' enjoy.
