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Review title: "Biggest Hype of 1999" coincides with "Worst Movie"
Product review: Let's keep it simple. The plot? Three obnoxious kids go into the woods and - nothing happens. Nothing whatsoever. Zip, nil, doo-dah. For roughly an hour and a half you wait for something interesting to appear on the screen. Does anything ever occur? Nope. Oops, my mistake - the kids fight a lot. What's to like about this movie? Nothing. What's to see? Nothing. What's to be afraid of? That people actually thought this was a movie worth giving up money for. What's to be terrified of? There's a sequel planned. This review actually gives you more plot than the movie had. This movie would never have been made 20 years ago, but studios weren't as desperate then. Leave your brain at the door if you plan to see this thing.
