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Review title: Ouch!
Product review: The Lake of Dead Languages is a romance novel junk thriller, perfect for someone who has never read a decent book. Everyone else will be sorely disappointed by this Secret History meets Flowers in the Attic rip-off. There are too many characters with multiple names, and an over abundance of scooby-doo a-ha! moments. The Latin theme is a pathetic attempt at trying to make the book scholarly. The main character is an unsympathetic wimp, who makes June Cleaver look like a militant feminist. 400 pages of brain rot. Stay Away.
