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Review title: Smells like commercialism...
Product review: This is not a Cranes CD. It is a pathetically derivative piece of alternaschlock that begs for college radio. The coolest thing about it is that it has all these keen rainbow colors flashing off it when you whip it towards the dumpster. If you want to experience the immortal bliss of this group, try Wings of Joy, Forever, or Loved. Cranes are dead... long live the Cranes!
