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Review title: A soap opera of mystical tomfoolery
Product review: This book is in the running for worst I've ever read. It's about 90% dialogue, and any textual description is so dense and turgid that it's nearly unreadable. Every cliche known to humanity is showcased here. The characters are less than one dimensional. The love story is limp, yet the erotic scenes are -- well, you figure it out. This is brain pornography for the vacuous. I would not recommend this to anyone I liked or esteemed.
