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Review title: dull and boring with random characters
Product review: This is one of the poorest reads I've sledged through in a while. Random loosely related characters, with little depth, and a silly imaginative plot line that has many logical inconsistencies. The concept could have been handled with a one chapter short story, but instead drags endlessly on. Well almost endlessly -- thank you for finally dying, Ms. Byrd, and putting us all out of our misery.
