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Review title: Plan 9 contender
Product review: Hey, who are they kidding? When they produced this film, they must have thought they were vying with Ed Woods for producing the Worst Picture Ever Made.... I think they won. I would love to see the script for this rotten egg: 60 pages of screaming or one line: "Where are we? Where are we?" with film direction: Pan camera through trees. Oh! And that ending is SOooooo scarey! (Not as scarey as the back of my refrigerator.) They owe us a couple of rating stars for producing this mindless drivel.
