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Review title: Oh, Stephen, Stephen, Stephen......
Product review: I believe it was Captain Kirk who said that genius cannot operate on an assembly line. The good captain was correct, and, unfortunately, Mr. King's recent projects are excellent evidence of this. All of the fundamentals of good fiction are violated in this movie. The "heroes" are so totally flawed that it is impossible to develop any real sympathy for them, so you end up not caring when the crap goes down at the end. The plot is poorly paced and boringly repetitive. The final result seems to be a commentary on how bad paparazzi-type jounalists are, instead of what it could have been: a rousing story of a pair of journalists on a merry hunt to find a vampire. Also, wayyy too much blood and gore. Whoever produced this disappointing film should watch the original "Haunting" to see how a good horror movie is done. My advice? Let "The Night Flier" crash into the sea of obscurity, there to be lost forever.
