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Review title: Are intelligent and elegant code words for boring as can be?
Product review: I wanted to like this movie. Had not read the book but enjoy these types of stories. I just could not make it past the first 45 minutes. The movie moved at the speed of slow, and seemed to relish keeping the audience confused for a long, long time. I did not find this amusing. I don't need light fluff that puts the storyline right in my face, but I cannot tolerate this pretentious garbage. Ok, director, you know the story line and I don't and you want to remind me of that for at least half the movie. Go away. I don't have time for this, nor do I want to try that hard - I watch movies for entertainment.
