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Review title: Terrible, horrible BAD movie!!
Product review: Star Wars 1 is a movie about two idiots who try to rescue a queen from a palace in a far-off land. Sound familiar? The Phantom Menace is a really boring movie that borrows from every movie imaginable. I think this film is actually depressing, I am not a Star Wars fan at all but the film is so cheesy and corny and HORRIBLY written (I'm 15 and I could write a better script) that it makes you want to puke. After I saw this film, I tried to think of a scene that was entertaining or interesting, and you know what? I couldn't think of one. The film is just a big blur of CGI creatures and card-board characters. Do yourself a BIG favor and skip this flop.
