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Review title: Not worth a minute's time.
Product review: Some joker reserved this for me at the library, I know not why. Thinking I had done so because of a good review, I slogged through it. To say that the plot was contrived is to say that the sun is a little warm--an understatement's understatement. Usually in a novel, there's at least one character I care about, or like, but I'd be hard-pressed to name one here. Don't waste any time reading any of this.
