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Review title: Truly Terrible
Product review: Cacophonous, unskilled, poorly executed, drivel. I wouldn't be at all saddened to go the rest of my life without hearing this tripe again. Come on, people - not everything that is difficult to appreciate is necessarily good. I'll assert that you'd have better luck trying to appreciate a jackhammer - at least that's likely doing some useful work. P U.
