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Review title: Canned corn in spades
Product review: If you think that going to the market and buying canned corn will provide you a gourmet meal an hour later, then this is your film...and, boy, is it loaded with corn as well as sap and anything else that can be heaved into a movie to make it trite and cliche. Can't quite knock it down to a one star level since those sorts of movies are "special" in their own right but this one was pressing the boundaries. The ending scenes that were supposed to be so deep and emotional I kept on picturing as being a part of "Airplane" or "Blazing Saddles" and expected the actors to produce on screen a bottle of syrup in order to enhance the effect of their weeping.
