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Review title: The Shaft -- as in giving us the . . .
Product review: Remember that scene in Big where Tom Hanks is in a meeting at his new job, playing with the transformer building -- the building that turns into a robot?This movie is as dopey as that building-bot. Bad acting, and one of the worst plot devices ever. Wow. It doesn't get much worse than this. An artificially intelligent elevator turned evil -- pure concentrated evil!Actually, there was an X Files episode along these lines that got it right, but this doesn't. Some cool actors in an abysmal movie. No camp, no suspense, and pointless gore.
