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Review title: I would rather poke out my eyes with hot knives.
Product review: I would rather poke out my eyes with hot knives than read this book again. I don't think it would be possible for me to care any less about the characters. The writing is not enjoyable to read. It is as if the author was doing an exercise in a writing - perhaps becoming bored with writing, or maybe this was her thesis in getting her masters. I love to read good books, heck - even mediocre beach-reads are OK. If you are stranded on a deserted island and have only this book as entertainment - take a walk and look for pretty shells.
