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Review title: NO WAY THIS'LL MAKE THE TOP TEN!!!!!!
Product review: Since the reader from MA mentioned "Miss Piggy's Guide to Life", I dug out my old copy and compared it to "Miss Piggy's Rules". Teddy says she's always lusted after men. In "Rules", maybe, but in "Life" she lusts only after Kermit. And while in "Rules" she's after men for their money, in "Life" she says, and I quote "The best thing in my life that's green isn't money." So I think MA should do his homework. "Rules" is nothing like "Life" - it STINKS! This book is yet one more reason for me not to watch the Muppets any more
