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Review title: Buy something else
Product review: I've never read any other Rushdie and decided to pick this short one up as a way in (it's only 250 pages). It reads pretty quickly and it's funny at times, but it doesn't really work. The plot's contrived, the characters thin and the ending is just weird.
