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Review title: All you have to do is watch this film
Product review: to understand exactly why it's so purely mediocre (hint: the acting. Allen and Dickinson aren't capable of better and Caine needed the bucks, apparently), or you can just read some of the "reviews" below that give the whole film away, and save the time.
