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Review title: Ungodly, to say the least.
Product review: To be fair, this film would have been quite nice if it hadn't claimed to be about Charteris' character Simon Templar (alias The Saint). For anyone who's ever read any Saint novels, Noyce's characterization of Mr. Templar leaves a lot to be desired. It's as if James Bond were portrayed as an unshaven hoodlum who drank cheap beer and didn't iron his Sea Island cotton shirts.The techno-gadgetry was nice, but the Saint would have eschewed such gauchery and walked in the front door and said "Give me the chip, Algernon."The best part is the car horn, playing the motif from the old Saint TV series.
