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Review title: Meandering and disjointed
Product review: Ms. Hancox is all over the place, jumping from brief bios of Elizabethan figures to snippets about zoroastrianism, the Kabbalah, mathematics and alchemy. I think this hodge-podge of a text is somehow supposed to support an opaque theory of hers that ties together Elizabethan theatres, magic and aristocracy in a kind of vaguely-defined mystical knot. When she's not deviating wildly from this bumpy train of thought, she's lambasting the builders of the Globe reconstruction for not listening to her advice (whatever that is) about the design of their theatre. To give her the benefit of the doubt, since she also keeps coming back to the topic of cryptography, it is possible that the entire manuscript of her book is, in fact, a coded message to aliens.
