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Review title: Kill Me Today instead
Product review: Stunningly bad, Die Another Day is an incomprehensible bucket of slops with a script written by a roomful of 12 year olds and directed by a gross incompetent. It takes a lot to make Madonna look like a shop window mannequin, but this film does it. It appears to be about diamonds, or North Koreans, or Cuba, or something. Look elsewhere.
