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Review title: Doesn't deserve one/half star.
Product review: Any good reviews for this garbage is most likely written by the same morons who made this dumb flick. Two minutes into the DVD you know you've been ripped off, five minutes into the show you'll be back online trying to get your money back! What a rip-off. I'm a huge fan of bad "B" flicks. This isn't even a movie, just some stupid zeros with too much money and not enough sense to make a bad "F" movie. You just want to take the entire production company on a fishing trip and let them join the world's largest fish collection. Hey, they'll never be missed! A good title - rip-off DVD!
