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Review title: Ever heard two baboons mating?
Product review: Well, if you haven't, listen to this recording. It would be more appropriate if this had been recorded and released by National Geographic. While the songs themselves are okay, Melissa Etheridge lacks the vocal talent to bring them to life. She howls like a wolf and screeches like a horned owl. Listening to this album makes me feel like I am watching Wild Planet on the Discovery Channel. I haven't listened to it since I ended up prying my dog, Rex, off my leg when he became so excited by Melissa's animalistic crooning.
