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Review title: Ugh...
Product review: Absolute crap. Avoid it at all costs or be prepared to ask for your money back. What was Tim Burton thinking? Couldn't get Johnny Depp for this one? Marky Mark is about the worst substitute he could get for Chuck Heston's part (or anyone's part, really. Hope you can read this, M.M.). And the ending makes a nod at the original novel (that no one has read but me and T.B., apparently...) but makes not a damned bit of sense. There's a reason that the DVD is selling for .99 at CDNOW, beware...
