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Review title: I Beg To Differ
Product review: I read every page of this bloody (no pun intended) book and cannot conceive what all the hype was about. The novel reads like a cross between a Ph.D. thesis on medieval eastern Europe and a travel guide through the Balkans. The characters are stereotypes: the vaguely absentminded professor, the emotionally impaired father-deprived woman and a vanilla teen-age girl who is merely a device for propelling the story through time. When Dracula finally makes his appearance he comes off as a fey, boorish Oscar Wilde. If you want to read about eastern Europe, I suggest The Assault by Harry Mulisch. If you want a good vampire story then it is Salem's Lot by Stephen King. In the meantime, The Historian get a silver spike through the spine.
