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Review title: Torture Through Heartsongs
Product review: If you have an insatiable appetite for treacle, then latch onto this baby.If you can't get enough puerile and self-important versifying, then snap this puppy up.If you absitively, posolutely gotta hear bland-blander-blandest tunes that slobber all over your hand then beg you to admire how "profound" and "moving" they are, then, by all means, neighbor, spend your hard-earned sheckels on this landfill.It's the sort of stuff that the army would play at high volume to force music-lovers barricaded in a compound to surrender.
