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Review title: Like an X-rated LMN movie...
Product review: If you like cinema: Scorsese, Coppola, Frankenheimer, Lumet, Jewison, Capra, Weir, Mamet... Do not watch this movie.Boring, dull plot, hack screenplay, cliched characterizations. Pretentious, overly intricate plot that is simply not interesting or clever. Vile, exploitative view of men and women, sort of a "Saw" for Swedes. I fast-forwarded through much of the final third. I simply couldn't bear to watch the glacial, boring plot unfold to it's utterly predictable and irrelevant (because I simply didn't care) conclusion. A "C" movie that has some sort of cachet because it's Swedish.I may never shop at IKEA again.
