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Review title: Makes "Plan 9 from Outer space" look like "Citizen Kane!"
Product review: As any fan of horror and B movies should already know, "PLAN 9 from Outer Space", the oh so bad it's good B movie starring Bela Lugosi, has been referred to as the worst movie of all time. But Day of the Dead 2 makes "Plan 9"look like freaking CITIZEN KANE! This is a DISGRACE to George A Romero, how in BUB'S crusty name did they obtain the rights to the "Day of the Dead" title? Somebody musta capped Bub square in his noggin cuz he woulda chewed the pulp offa whoever is responsible! I didn't want to even waste this many words on it but it is so bad, it's not even good, its just plain AWFUL! The cover is the best part of the movie! HOLY SHEEET this is bad, acting, makeup, plot, GODDAMN the zombie munching doesn't even begin until the last 35 minutes or sumting!! PLEASE, NO Day 3: Contagium unleashed once again on Harold & Kumar...PLEASE! and no disrespect to Harold & Kumar I liked that movie!
