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Review title: Slipknot shouldn't be considered music...
Product review: I don't know why I have this CD, I think the only reason I have it is because I stole it. Anyways, you seriously have to be deaf or have some kind of mental disorder to consider this music. Slipknot has no talent, it literally took me about 10 minutes to play all their songs perfectly on guitar. This CD was almost well worth stealing, the only purpose it served was flinging it from my window at the annoying neighbor kid. I don't know why everyone in my school likes them so much. I guess you would like this if you hate everyone or if you 'Have issues'...
