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Review title: Movie is Worthless Watch
Product review: Sorry but I'll throw my hat in with reviewers Phillip C. Gossett 111, aka "Dead head Phil" who was charitable when he spoke less than admirably about this stinker, and K. Bourque "KayBee" who (God Bless her) summed it up with a sentence I wish I'd thought of that went - "This is two hours of your life you'll never get back." The 25 years (pardon me) "minutes" I managed to gnaw my way through brought to mind the old saw, "Nobody's completely worthless, they can always serve as a bad example." Anyway, waste your dinero if you will but Fast Food Nation is miles & miles of nothing but miles & miles in which a no-name cast (Greg Kinnear needs to stick to TV) plods through a pathetic, plotless plethora of icky, inaction and hapless, ho-hum, soapy, cinematic wanna-be. And that's just in the first minute! Suggested promo tag - "Need a Lousy Movie, Try Me"! ; )
