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Review title: Must See! EXIT sign!
Product review: Complete garbage. Cliché directing, acting, romance, predictability, happy ending, bad character changing into a good one, everone overcomes greed to become a real happy family, a sad conflict where the family doesn't quite work out is quickly erased by the small resolution to the tiny conflict, and the worst part is the kid who is simply in the movie to draw "aww isn't that cute"'s from the audience. Just like every movie you've ever seen, and that is the main reason why I can't stand movies these days. Perfect chick flick for those mindless zombies who have no need to expand or stimulate their mind because they use it so infrequently anyways.
