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Review title: So bad you can't even make fun of it.
Product review: I have always been a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000, so I have at times purposely watched bad films just for the fun of making fun! This bit of drivel however was actually physicaly draining! After you pick apart the duct tape and peeling spray paint on the martians "uniforms", and laugh at the incredibly fake spaceship, and after you realize that the actors couldn't even get jobs as extras in soap operas, you still have an hour of the film to go!!! I ended up watching most of this film on fast forward, just stopping when it appeared that some sort of plot point might of been developing.(no such luck in most cases)If you have the choice, go grab an Ed Wood film. They are "Citizen Kane" compared to this!
