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Review title: Coldplay isn't worth buying. Why? They aren't unique.
Product review: This "early" Coldplay EP (1999 was only about five years ago, people) matches what Coldplay is today: A boring slice of mediocrity... hold all the toppings, especially the meat that should be there but isn't. But wait! This Coldplay release has something the others don't; Chris Martin sounds suspiciously like Dave Gahan on these songs (when he isn't hitting those ball-grabbingly high notes, that is). My advice: Buy a Depeche Mode album. I suggest Violator, SoFaD, and Ultra for DM starters. Depeche Mode is everything you Coldplay listeners want, but with passion, adventurousness, and great hooks in EVERY song. Forget Coldplay and get some music that speaks to your soul instead of the money you have burning a hole in your wallet. We know all you Coldplay fans are rich snobs with nothing better to spend your undeserved cash on.
