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Review title: Another hippie piece of crap...
Product review: Well, well well...Either my ears have fallen off or this is just another overblown tree hugging recording of pure rot gut excuse for music.As a professional musician and entertainer, I shake my head and think "...How in the hell does one rate this even as 2 stars, let alone 5?..."
