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Review title: Come one, come all...
Product review: The first time I saw this movie was many many years back in the 5th grade. My friends and I were avid horror/sci-fi fans as well as comedy fans, and one weekend "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" was one of our choices to rent. This movie satisfied every sort of wish and desire that we wanted in a movie: it was sick (blood suckers), comedic (a large man saying to a small klown "What are you gonna do? Knock my block off?" and the klown proceeds to do just that), and the cinematography was awful (which only adds to the loveliness of the movie). If you haven't seen this movie yet, put the Cheez-its down, and go rent it, or better yet, go buy it. If you've seen it and didn't like it...well, you've got problems. If you've seen it and love it, come on over, we're all packing under the big tent and we're gonna watch it until DVDs are out-dated.
