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Review title: a zombie movie so bad
Product review: Seen a good zombie movie? Seen a bad zombie movie? Seen a zombie movie so bad that it needs to be wiped of the face of the planet? Well, this movie is just that. Equal parts poor acting, bad story telling. Childish cinematography and poor framing also bring the film down. It's no Shaun of the Dead, or for that matter your little brother's home made zombie video. Zombie Honeymoon is NOTHING the title claims it is, and more. Zombie Honeymoon never comes fully to life. There are too many long, overly monotonous scenes that wind up going nowhere; it seems that Gebroe may have been a little too close to, or in love with, his material. Definitely NOT worth a look for genre fans, or anyone else for that matter. Film fails as a comedy, fails as a horror film, fails as a drama. In other words, it does a little bit of everything, and fails at everything.
