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Review title: open heart surgery sans an anesthetic is preferable
Product review: want to experience a pre-frontal lobotomy;or what it would be like to count all the grains of sand at the beach? Then read' infinite jest'by D.F.W.I suppose selling 5 or 6 copies of a novel now constitutes a best seller.Everyone who purchased this book and read every word,please raise your hands.I thought so.I'm sure the ivy covered quasi-pseudo semi-intellectual set just loved chatting this one up over double de-caf expresso's at Starbucks.A great novel to have written if your intent is to impress freshman eng.lit.majors.I'll bet Dave had to beat off the nubile young co-eds after they read this one-or maybe just the back photo was enough to do the job.
