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Review title: Saw it on TV, bought it on the phone, got it in the mail, it was a piece of ...
Product review: These were my final step "pre" doing the Bill Murray / Caddy shack approach to getting rid of my gophers. Put several in the front yard, several in the back, and waited for results ... they didn't come ... The gophers would literally burrow up next to them, chuckle at such a preposterous notion, and head off their merry way leaving tic tac trails through my gardens everywhere. Let's face it, the only way to get rid of these guys is to face that it can't be done. Castor pellets / spray works relatively well if you do it often enough / at least once a month ... I've had "Clark Pest Control" in for almost a year now and I may as well have been spending my money on "insert derogatory word here" (complete waste of money) ... All they do is use a tool you can buy at Home Depot for $25 to insert poison pellets in to the gopher burrow ... All in all ... forget buying any kind of product that uses this technology.
