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Review title: I'm going to pretend people didn't rate this five stars
Product review: Come on! This song is so lame in every aspect! The singer's voice is raspy and annoying, and the melody is intensely annoying. It is not catchy, it is terrible lyrics, and is not worth rating one star. It shouldn't be a hit! IT ROTS, LIKE EVERYTHING ON THE HIT STATION THESE DAYS.The only good Nickelback song out there is "Animals". Listen to that if you want, but never listen to this atrocity. If you ever see the single, spit on it and grind it into the dirt. It's that bad, no joke.
