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Review title: Don't Bother
Product review: I'm normally pretty open minded when it comes to way out literature and will be quite forgiving in exchange for finding something new and entertaining. I have a very dark sense of humour but this is just a pile of tosh. Really. Don't waste your money and, more importantly, your time.
