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Review title: One of the most horrible books!!
Product review: I checked this book out of the library because I'd read a lot of good reviews on it but still didn't want to spend nine bucks to buy it. It was one of the best decisions I've ever made! Though the Baudelaire children do not display any charisma (they are slow and dim-witted), Snicket nevertheless pulls readers in by making us care for them because they are poor orphans. This is a clever ploy by Snicket, because I wanted to finish the book to see if the Baudelaires ever do become happy. But true to form, they do not. Even more slow and dim-witted than the Baudelaire children are the adults around them, who realize too late that the menacing Count Olaf is evil. This book is frustrating to read because all of the characters are so bumbling and stupid. Unless you like to read books about children who are in an endless circle of misery and are too dumb to get themselves out of it for longer than five minutes, do not read this book.
