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Review title: Slower than Slow
Product review: If you like to watch people walk slower than snails, pause and do nothing at all for 30 seconds at a time, this is the movie for you. If you like confusing plot lines that move back and forth in different time zones without letting you know you've moved back ten years in time, or forward again, then this is the movie for you. If you like to watch people sitting in a car, for no known reason, endlessly swatting a fly...with no apparent relation to the story other than an artsy symbolic message for the directors and movie critics to ooh and ahh, then this is for you.About 3/4 of the way I finally gave up trying to figure out where they were goimg...I didn't care who the mole inside the spy service was. Naturally, predictably, the mole turned out to be the guy you recognize who hardly says a word the whole movie. What a shocking surprise.Do yourself a favor and rent something else....anything else
