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Review title: Like Dubya, "Lemony Snicket" Happens
Product review: "Lemony Snicket" (surely a pseudonym) has written a book that I would not want my children to read. Not because of (...) or violence, but because it is a lousy book, poorly written with a poorly contrived plot that is an insult to the reader. The author further insults the reader by talking down to him or her, with frequent interruptions to explain the meaning of words used. Perhaps the intended audience consists of children with no access to a dictionary; but if so, why not be consistent and define ALL polysyllabic words used?I was looking for a book to give it to my nephew for Christmas, and he has already read all five of the delightfulHarry Potter Box set Books 1-7(5 stars each), but I wouldn't offer this junk to any intelligent child.watziznaym@gmail.com
