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Review title: Mr. A-ZZZZZZZzzzzzz
Product review: Dextrous wordplay doesn't come close to his smug self-absorption. The most un-sexy artist to muse about sex since Adam Levine, his sophomoric cramming of too-many-puns-per sentence showcases his contrivance over deft, gauche over piquancy. This is humiliating on all levels - like bestowing a record contract to Jimmy Fallon. If his preoccupation with teenage sex seems congruous with his goofy frat boy geekiness, it makes it more depressing that he ain't got the skills. It's abundant enough to renovate your credence in Elvis Costello. My grade: C-
