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Review title: A real stinker!
Product review: Sorry to be so negative, but I found this book to be so idiotic and stupid I could hardly stand it. How many times do I have to read that someone's hand resembles a starfish? Driving over a hill at night, the character almost loses control of the car because the sight of the city is so beautiful. What city is it? Pittsburgh. A woman who is engaged to a brilliant scientist loses him to an accident when he jumps off a bridge as a stunt. Huh? Come on! There are so many examples of inanity that I can't count them all. If you'd like a full dose of sclock, buy this book!
