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Review title: Huh?
Product review: I really don't understand why people say this is a depressing book. The only thing depressing is that I wasted a couple hours reading it. The characters are shallow and the author is insulting by defining small words. Plotline? What plotline? And how am I supposed to care enough about these 1-dimensional characters to actually feel bad for them? Blah. And please don't insult J. K. Rowling by even mentioning Harry Potter in the same paragraph.
