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Review title: Absolutely horrific.
Product review: I would rather listen to someone dragging fingernails over a chalk board. Or perhaps the sound of ten thousand cats being chopped to bits in a combine.. or any number of otherwise god-awful noises. Train wrecks, explosions, you name it, and it would surpass this "album" by miles. This is probably one of the worst "albums" to ever be created in the history of music. I honestly feel pain and sorrow for the poor CDs that get this garbage encoded on their surface. I feel for the machines that have to press the albums. I feel sorry for anyone and anything that ever comes into contact with this "album". It's just so completely awful that language barely scratches the surface in describing just how mind-bendingly audaciously egregiously offensive this album is to existance itself. Don't buy it if you value your soul.
