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Review title: The jungle VIP (Vocal Ineloquence Preferable)
Product review: Story re-working is terrific fun but the need to keep the certificate down has meant only the whimsy and not the menace has been retained from the original.Whalberg's sermon on the mount lacks the gravitas of Shakespeare's 'Henry V'. It's more like a little league baseball pep talk on helium.Estella Warren needs to lay off the burgers or the apes will end up swinging around her thighs rather than tree trunks.Thade didn't give up, you have to give him that. However, judging by the shape of Whalberg's spaceship it should have been Tesla sitting in the chair at the end.
