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Review title: Was this made by a high school kid?
Product review: This movie is about the excessive lengths David Lynch went to so that he wouldn't have to tell his kid that she has no business being a film maker. I can't imagine what he must have paid Pullman and Ormond to go along with the gag, but since I haven't gotten any checks from David Lynch yet, I'm free to warn you not to see this ugly little pile of boring.
