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Review title: If these guys are inspired by black metal...
Product review: ...Then Metalica was watered down 80's pop. Come on now, what is this? I obviously was not ready for how bad this was when I saw one of their videos on Headbangers Ball(RIP). They sound like Underoath(Who I despise) was thrown into a blender with (Insert Emo Band here) and (Insert anything that has to do with Fred Durst here). The sound is so bland and so uninspired that I could write better songs about my nextdoor neighbors feces after chili day at lunch. Then of course, there is the outfits. Girls jeans and Misfits tees with a small button down shirt. Come on. This guy looks hilarious when he screams, at least Alexi Laiho looks and sounds cool when he does it. Don't buy this. In fact don't look at it. Pick up "Are you dead yet?", the new COB album, "Undoing Ruin" by Darkest Hour, and some Tool. MJK's boogers write better lyrics than this fool.
