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Review title: Read the following instructions
Product review: Buy this book. Go out into your garden. Dig a hole. Place the book in the hole. Bury it. If you do it quickly you will get up a sweat and feel satisfied that at least you got some exercise, which is an entirely more fulfilling experience than reading this garbage. Compost is all it's good for.
