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Review title: Surprise!
Product review: Surprise! It sucks. I should have stopped caring about Star Wars after seeing Episode 1. Instead, I wasted my money on Episodes 2 and 3, all garbage. It's not like I have the money to spare for this trash nowadays anyhow.
