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Review title: Like an epileptic seizure set to music!
Product review: Sure, there were a lot of epileptics that have done good work (Dostoevsky among them), but I can't think of a single one who did their good work DURING their seizures... There's no other excuse for musicianship as poor as this. To Captain Beefheart: either learn how to play, or take some epilepsy meds.
