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Review title: Wake me up someone.
Product review: After the first ten minutes into the film, my head started to hurt and I didn't have a clue as to what was happening. After 30 minutes, I was totally confused, and lost all interest in trying to figure out this non-story... my eyelids grew very heavy. At 45 minutes, I was sound asleep. I put the DVD on the next day, thinking I just wasn't in the mood. Wrong. Another 15 minutes into this complex tale of symbols, car chases, madmen and murderers, I was cutting symbolic zzzz's. Again. Why? None of these characters were even remotely interesting, the story is abstract, vague, a mess of confusion, pretends to be important, but it's not. I give it one star entertainment value for the masonic symbolism, which can be quite a fascinating study in itself, but anyone seeking divine inspiration or an engaging story should turn off the TV and go directly to the source.
