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Review title: I don't mind slow, but I do mind boring.
Product review: Only positive was the quality of the casting- pacing was deadly slow, It took me 3 seperate tries to get through the film without falling asleep. (on a side note, if I were reviewing a sleep-aid this would be 5 stars all the way)I don't mind movies that move slowly but develop (Cohen's The Man Who Wasn't There) however Pearl Earring just kinda pokes along...This movie would appeal to the crowd that enjoyed Gosford Park in my opinion- one terrible movie in its own right. You want to see an entertaining movie out of the ordinary? The Royal Tennenbaum's or Amelie are two brilliant options for you...if you like bizarre Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind are some winners for you. I don't think the movie stunk- it was well acted, true to setting and good cinematography, it just didn't move me.
