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Review title: Look up "Ridiculous" in the dictionary!
Product review: I love scary movies. Not just horror movies or those with a bunch of gore but the ones that make you want to check under your bed or in your closet like you did when you were a kid! This one didn't even come close. I found myself drifting off into wonderland or even balancing my checkbook while watching. Boring! In total, there may have been about 8 to 9 seconds of actual SCARE. Oh and don't get me started on the acting. I've sat through a lot of "B-movies" but this one completely reminded me of the type of "acting" that takes place in adult films. Cheesy to say the least. But hey! You gotta decide for yourself. Maybe you'll find it entertaining. I would worry if you do though. You might possibly need a doctor to check and make sure your neurons are still firing upstairs : )
