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Review title: Whatever you do, don't read it...
Product review: This is my first ever Amazon review. If I stop one person from wasting their time and money on this book, my efforts will have been worthwhile.Let me provide a little context: I really like tongue-in-cheek trash fiction. Bond, Pitt, even Bourne, are entertaining. I even read Jeffrey Archer!Bell, however, has created a miserable work. The prose is leaden. The plot twists are beyond predictable. The characters are made of kevlar re-inforced carboard. The lifestyle aspired to is ridiculous. C'mon, a silver spoon in mouth English lord who is also a commando, corporate raider, secret agent who tells the President of the US what do, and lover to the Secretary of State? This doesn't bend, it breaks. The kicker is that this ridiculous uber-mensch also has pretentious taste in wine.Run away before you do something stupid, like buy this book.
