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Review title: those poor poor trees
Product review: Save your money, don't buy this book. Use your money to save the trees! It is NOT worth it. It is one of the worst examples of poetry I have ever had the displeasure to read. It was so horrible that it was almost painful, and I had to force myself through it so that I could justify my hard-earned cash outlay. Monkeys can write better drivel than this.Rabid squirrels could produce better artrwork if they were let loose in an art supply store.
