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Review title: Chomp, chomp.......
Product review: Nothing "horrible" or "suspenseful" about it, geysers of blood are cliché and the plot is incredibly predictable. But you WILL find yourself laughing your guts out. I especially liked the crunching sound "it" made while chomping down, and found the "fisting" scene (what else would you call it??) in the gynecologist's office to be especially hilarious. I also liked the way she "spit" her stepbrother's "thingy" out on to the floor for the dog to eat. You had to see that coming a mile away.Even funnier than the movie itself was the half hour "behind the scenes" feature where the principles and actors talked about it like it was something BESIDES a D-list exploitation flick. Looking for deeper meaning in a compost heap would make better sense. Just watch it and enjoy, you will not be disappointed.
