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Review title: I sure hope the book is better...
Product review: I've never read Earthsea. So I probably fit in the category the producers of this sorry oevre had in mind. But all this affection for the book couldn't possibly have been meant for a story so shallow, so small, so predictable and boring as this movie. Sorry, producers, after Lord of the Rings we are just not gonna take cheap adaptions any more! And it's not just a question of money and special effects. It's a question of acting, of writing, of true spirit. All sorely lacking here.
