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Review title: oh. my. god.
Product review: s:no.no....no.m:this raging POS could not possibly result in entertainment. i only finished watching this because i wanted to get my 3 dollars worth. you can't possibly justify watching this. if it were good, i would say it was good. this is not good. it is bad. pretentious. and bad. you can watch it. i am sure you have your reasons. but i hope you feel as cheated as i do. good day sir. i dare you to explore the "meaning" of terror, torture, and callous brutality in the most boring way imaginable. seriously, go ahead. intellectualized violence is like processed fruit. or like watching the act of toe nail clipping: visceral, but boring. i said good day!
