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Review title: NAAAH
Product review: I absorbed all the 5 star reviews for PET SEMATARY and ordered a copy.Nuthin much happens for about 75 pages; its entirely inane chatter. Then it gets interesting when a kid dies following a car-pedestrian collision. This is followed by more inane chatter between the characters ad nauseum.The bottom-line is: Stephen King has about 5-6 terrific plot points he failed to exploit in this tale about zombies. The plot points jolt you, and then nuthin much follows until something new jumps out of the bushes and screams 'boo!'It woulda been a horror classic if King stuck with one theme...like...zombie kid spills the beans on everyone and everybody. Maybe the cat could spread the zombie virus around by scratching people.But this book isnt worth fooling with unless you like mind numbing chatter and being frustrated one time too many.My other gripe with the book is, the seams show. Stephen King calls this 'seeing the zipper.'
