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Review title: Quite amazing really. A beautiful, beautiful book.
Product review: Nominally about a kidnapping in an unnamed South American country, a description of the plot really tells you nothing of the story. In fact, the story really doesn't matter. This book is about the beauty of the English language, and how in the hands of a master (or mistress), words can draw upon your deepest emotions. It's also the kind of book that makes you realize that you can never be a writer, because your own sentences are pallid and flat by comparison. Trust the many great reviews of the book and read it for yourself. You won't be quite the same afterwards. You'll look at your wife or husband with a little more love, you'll find yourself browsing the opera aisle, fingering a CD or two and thinking about taking the plunge. Most of all, your own life will seem a little more urgent. The fragility of it once again reinforced. Most of all, you'll feel alive. And isn't that what the best fiction is about?
