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Review title: I want a refund!
Product review: It's a good thing I got this book as a gift, because it would have truly been a waste of money. Not only was it boring, but the characters were so bland and one dimensional that I imagined little cutout paper people walking around having this drivel dialogue. There was no mystery, no suspense, nothing...just an aimless wander through some really self-absorbed character's lives. I really tried to plow through it but completely lost my ability to care. My cat likes to lay on the book, he obviously gets more enjoyment out if it than I do!
