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Review title: Hawthorne Heights is to emo as McDonalds is to food.
Product review: Generic vocal hooks, basic drum beats, guitar riffs a 13 year old can play, and with a catchiness that makes you want to slit your wrists. This is the kind of stuff 14 year old girls who think they are depressed can get into. If you want to be an overweight girl with dark eye shadows, black fingernails, fake black hair, who acts depressed to get attention, and who tore down her N*Sync poster two months ago, this is for you.
