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Review title: HO -HUM
Product review: The score for this show makes dogs howl and cover their ears. And the lyrics for this show makes those same dogs wish they had fleas. Is this show romantic, a comedy, a drama or a spoof? I would guess a spoof with lyrics such as...naked marble boys rhymed with corderouys--after that the well runs dry...but wait! We don't need intelligent lyrics..we can always pad every number and I mean every number with oooohs and uhhhhs and more ahhhhhs than heard in a throat doctors examining room. And then fate dealt me a crushing blow.............I was in NY with a friend last month and we had seen a few shows but had a free night. I was horrified when she suggested this show but after much cajoling I was dragged kicking and screaming to the theatre. Ha! She was snoring in her seat by "Passagiatta" so we left at intermission and went and had a pizza. So the evening wasn't a total waste and the pizza was delicious.
