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Review title: Self-indulging, depressing, pretentious swill
Product review: I can't describe enough horrible things about this film! The cast is stellar, but the story just sinks down the film's worth. I don't mind if a movie is depressing but this one is unbearable! I got sick of it half-way through but stuck with it 'cause I thought it would improve, only to be greatly disappointed. This is the only film I think I've ever viewed where, after it was over, I honestly wish I could've traveled back in time to watch something else or do something better with my time. Filmmaker Charlie Kaufman here is producing some pretentious avant garde cinema that simply doesn't make the wanted memorable achievement mark, except maybe a Razzie nomination. Steer clear of this one! Unless you want what I got: that sad, overwhelming feeling of wishing you could get the past two hours of your life back.
