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Review title: what?
Product review: Aw, come on, people! This has to be THE most overblown, all-around unlistenable album ever released, not to mention ballyhooed and blathered on about by clueless rock critics everywhere and bought by who knows how many millions of people! Pink Floyd's formula - snail-paced epics, long guitar solos, pseudo-profound nonsense lyrics - cloys after 10 minutes; did anyone actually sit all the way through ANIMALS, and now THE WALL? Maybe I'm missing something. How can I go against the grain like this when the songs ('Comfortably Numb,' 'Part 2') are undeniably staples of classic rock radio? At any rate, in the thick of it I'll stick to my convictions: I didn't like FORREST GUMP and I don't like Everclear and I don't like THE WALL!
