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Review title: Unreadable
Product review: Truly unreadable, sprawling, rambling garbage. Once the first italicized paragraph hits, the reader is in for it. Like everyone else in America, I got this book for free on a street corner. What the author tries to do is admirable, but Wild Animus is just choked with god-awful metaphors and flowery prose poetry. If you can wade through them, maybe you'll find a story worth reading, but I'm not sure the chore was worth it.
