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Review title: A Waste of Celluloid
Product review: Tim Roth and Naomi Watts must have really been desperate for work to do this stinker. I'll bet they walked around in heavy disguise for weeks after it premiered. It's not the worst film I've ever seen, but it's in the top 5. The only more disgusting movie that comes to mind was a biker film I saw 35 years ago in Tijuana. Frankly, I've seen better plot development in a porn film, and at least they don't make any pretense about their work actually being art. Whoever wrote this garbage needs years of counseling. I can't believe it's priced at $19.95. I'd gladly pay ten times that to have it erased from history. To sum it up, the only positive thing about this cinematic flatulence was that I saw it for free. Save your money. If you MUST buy a movie, pick any title at random and the odds are 2,000,000 to 1 that it will be a better film than this one.
