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Review title: Commits the deadly sin of being boring . . .
Product review: Oh dear! After a slightly entertaining first five minutes (the inept special forces team and least gave me a few laughs as they 'contain' a hospital with their rather pathetic skills), the movie degenerates into a talkfest with dull characters doing amazingly dull things - but do we have an exciting finale? Well no! No no no no no. A few people falling on others and pretending to eat them. The lead characters doing nothing in particular. The lead bad guys doing nothing in particular. A few messy looking zombies that are ineffective because - gasp, the things they are doing are so tension free, relatively goreless and frankly dull.I'm sorry, folks, but the crime of dullness has been committed . . . this movie is found guilty on all fronts.I know. You're going to watch it anyway because it has zombies. But I tried to warn you, I really did.
