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Review title: Please, spare me...
Product review: Undramatic, unexciting, unfunny, unentertaining, unbearable... Matt and Ed, what is the problem here? From "Saving Private Ryan" to this Damon? And Mr. Norton, winning a Golden Globe and Oscar nom for "Primal Fear" didn't teach you better. Oh well... As for John Dahl, "The Last Seduction" was your last great movie. If you want to make more movies like "Rounders" go work with Jean Claude at his 'straight to video' studio. And Miramax! Have you no shame! Leave these corny cliche flicks to the big studios. Give us more "Pulp Fiction", "Sling Blade" and (yes, even more) trendy teen horror flicks. Please, don't insult us with good looking guys hustling poker games..."I've seen better film on teeth." (Delroy Lindo, "Get Shorty")
