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Review title: Horrible but not Horrifying
Product review: This is bad writing at its absolute worst, and yet another example of how vanity presses are destroying literature. This should have never seen print. It is devoid of plot and characterization, and reads just a shade above the ramblings of a third grader on Prozac.
