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Review title: Utterly Terrible. Wasted Potential.
Product review: I'm not sure if I can articulate how bad this movie is, but I will try. So you've probably seen the trailers for this, just like I have. Nazis from the moon, dirigibles, guns, explosions, satire, Sarah Palin--ripe with comedic potential! Unfortunately Iron Sky didn't deliver on anything that, well, on anything at all really. We have a very sinusoidal and ultimately anti-climactic storyline, boring characters, unfunny jokes, and a lame space battle at the end that you could've just fast-forwarded to and not missed a single thing. This movie had so much potential, but it fails to deliver on any one item. I'm often left wondering what I'm supposed to be watching. Is it a serious space opera? No wait, it's a satire. No wait, it's space noir. I really, really wanted to love this movie. I saw the terrible reviews for this movie before I bought it. But if you're like me, you'll want to watch it anyways and judge for yourself. I suggest you don't get your hopes up.
