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Review title: Double Yuk.
Product review: Not only is this book depressing, it so overwritten that you feel as if you have to weed through all the extraneous descriptions of EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD before you can actually get to the meager storyline. No thought goes unexpressed, no floorboard uncreaked. Really, it was a dark and stormy night, folks. What a great premise, ruined by poor execution.
