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Review title: THIS IS NOT THE REAL DEEP IMPACT
Product review: Don't be fooled by the similar looking cover, this is actually the adult German film about relationships. While the "impact" is especially "deep" it is intensly boring, and the women don't shave their pits. It's a slow paced romance between an uber-leftenant in post-WWII Czeczhlosclovakia, and a chaste young country fraulien. Not bad if you like that stuff.
