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Review title: This novel is simply worthless garbage.
Product review: With no bearing on reality, a novel had better have some kind of redeeming aspect in terms of story, or insight, or perhaps morality, or... something. This novel has no redeeming aspects at all. It reads like an undergaduate's night-before-deadline stream-of-consciousness brain vomit. Utter garbage, and indeed I threw it in the garbage after disembarking from the plane on which it was the only thing I had to read (after reading the in-flight magazine in its entirety, which was much, much better).
