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Review title: The king is dead.
Product review: Another let down by $tephen.This book is not horror, it's horrible. Between the made up words/language (sorry steveo, you are not Tolkin, not even in the ballpark. Your made up vocabulary sounds more like baby-talk.) and the droning on and on and on of the tale this book is not worth "Constant Reader"'s time.Gone are the days of Great Stephen King tales. $teve, take what bit of dignity you have left and retire. Fade into the sunset like a pro. Do not keep taking the field only to fumble, stumble, and embarrass yourself.
