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Review title: Hey everybody, look at me!
Product review: Sqreeeee! Phweeeedlleldeeeeeee!!!And I'm really crazy, too!!!Skwereeeaawwwkkkk!! Phreeedleedeeeee!Treeebldldeeeeeeeee!!! Skeweeeee!!!!!Gibberish isn't gibberish, it's smarter than you are!!!Skweereeeee!!!!! Skeweeeee!!!!Double that piano on the crazy face mambo!!!!Random words aren't random, they're ultra-intelligent!!!!Skeweeee!!!!!!!****************If you liked this review, you'll probably like the album. Otherwise, avoid it like a rotten fish (or replica thereof).
