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Review title: I see Roger and David and.......
Product review: ......who knew "Romper Room" with a splash of petty anger could be so awful??? Pink Floyd's "Wall" album reminds us all why we're so glad the 20th century is over. Mundane and myopic testaments to boredom mix with crappy musicianship to produce this, the largest pile of art-rock crap ever produced. I don't know about you, but Color Me Badd sounds pretty good right now. I'd rather hear Henry Kissinger recite the periodic table of elements.
