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Review title: For Pete's Sake
Product review: God, Pete. If you're going to be prolix, at least make sense. Remember: less can be more. And if you must be "poetic," remember: the line between "art" and "baloney" ain't all that thin to begin with. And if you're going to use all your friends on your album, remind them that their best work need not be behind them even if yours is. Don't alter the running order for the sake of the "new" material when you reissue it. And if you're going to take a jab at a conspicuously absent former band-member ("the Black Pick"? I mean, really--just say it) at least remember it was never your band to begin with and get over it. And fer cryin' out loud, Pete--use someone else as your producer. The sound is as thin as the veneer on your, like, deep lyrics. Nice cover, though. And "Under The Sky" and "The Piper" are pleasant enough. So is "Song Of The Seagoat."
