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Review title: Try E! instead
Product review: I find it amusing when people gush about Mr. Ellis "humorous" portraits of fin de millenium Manhattan (or America, or whatever). They seem to take for granted that Ellis is criticizing or making a caricature of this vapid, shallow and ridiculously silly world. Think twice, pal. The guy is not criticizing it. The guy is totally, completely, head over heels in love with it! Take the glam away from him and he will certainly pine to death: now that wouldn't be a bad thing, as this would certainly rid us from any more dubious opuses. Because you see, he keeps on churning them out, and certain breed of critics keeps on telling us how "humorous" this guy is...
