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Review title: Whaaaat?!
Product review: This album is bad, kids. Rich kids from New York who dress snappy put out a mediocre collection of songs that sound nothing like the Velvet Underground or Television, despite what some critics would like to have you believe, and the whole world flips out. Yeah, the Strokes have a good song or two (Last Nite, despite the purposeful misspelling, isn't bad) but all in all, it [stinks]. Plus, that whole "return of rock" thing is SO annoying.
