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Review title: How the Grinch Stole My Heart!
Product review: How the Grinch Stole Christmas is my very favorite book! It's all about the life and times of a Green, Cranky little Crook! You see, the Grinch HATED Christmas, and no one really knew why. He just didn't like it -- it made him grumpified! So he came up with a plan, an evil Grinchy-plot, to do away with Christmas for every kid and tot! This book tells the whole story about how Christmas was saved in its greatest Christmas Glory! Every kid will love this clever Christmas Story, and will want to read it again and again from now until they're forty! (Actually, they'll want to read it forever... but forty rhymed a little better!)
