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Review title: Couldn't even finish it
Product review: Stephen King is one of my favs. I've been a fan for years. I bought this on paperback when it was first released, I couldn't even finish it. I thought I should give it another go after I purchased my Kindle but alas I still cannot finish it. It's boring. Lisey is boring and dull. Her inner thought narratives are just painful to get through. I cannot stand the way Stephen King tried to use the phrase "strapping it on". First of all it sounds gross (sorry that's just where my mind goes when I hear that phrase) and second of all he uses is way too much. Lisey also uses the word "smucking" instead of the other word it sounds like. That's just stupid. I mean really. Most of the readers are adults and if the character was just too innocent to use the actual curse word then use "freaking" instead. I got further then I did the first time I tried to read it, about halfway through, but still couldn't finish it. What a disappointment.
