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Review title: boredom
Product review: I had to give at least one star despite it being about as involving as counting grains of sand. Academic intellectuals praise it because it does have a wordy cleverness but, as I asked a writing teacher at Pomona College - where I believe Wallace taught, 'Why is a piece of writing is better simply because it's full of inside references that only a few academics understand?" There are a few sections that show a bit of story telling, but about 950 other pages of sleep inducing nonsense. Academics also praise it as a badge of courage for (allegedly) reading it.
