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Review title: Don't waste your time or your money!!
Product review: This movie was quite possibly one of the worst remakes in the history of cinema. It wasn't scary, it wasn't suspenseful, and it wasn't even interesting. What was it? I could write an essay, but I'll trim it down for time restraints: pointless, boring, unwatchable, horribly directed and acted, just to name a few. The movie was an insult to the original horror classic "Halloween". Shame on you Rob Zombie for directing this trash and shame on the creators of "Halloween" for allowing him to. If it were possible to give negative stars, I would.
