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Review title: Bad techno that will make your friends puke on your carpet
Product review: I love RDJ. I hate his analog music. It has no merits. It has no creativity. It doesn't touch the darker side of my mind. In fact it doesn't even touch me at all. Quite frankly, I have never enjoyed listening to this album, except for that song with the piano in it (track 5?) which isn't that good anyways, but I don't remember the name because I never listen to the album. If you want some good RDJ that you haven't heard yet, get SAW 2, SAW 1, The RDJ Album, I care because you do, or Come to Daddy. Don't deal with this album. The only time it could ever move you is if your mental defenses were already weakened by an ample supply of powerful hallucinogenic drugs.
