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Review title: Moronic doesn't begin to cover it
Product review: What plodded along as a tedious, self-absorbed study in navel gazing turned abruptly imbecilic with the suicide of a young boy named Hercule, whom I'm supposed to believe would shoot himself with a rifle when told he couldn't see "the neighbor girl." If you give any sort of credence or praise to this movie, you are a moron. If you would allow your children to watch this and not address the ridiculousness of this premise, you are a moron -- and your children will become morons. I can't begin to describe how vile this depiction is -- how trivializing of a serious subject on the one hand, and on the other hand how bereft of intellect this "plot turn." Deserves about 500 negative stars; unbelievable anyone would put a penny toward producing such utter dreck.
