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Review title: Oysters and snails, mes amis
Product review: Well, I don't know what Julie Delpy's opinions on Sade or Bataille or any of those other pillars of French Culture necessarily have to do with this album. And, being the devout libertarian that I am, what somebody likes to do with an egg in the privacy of their own home is entirely their own business. Whatever floats your boat. All I can say is I really *do* enjoy this album -- and after having listened to it many, many times, I'm convinced that the lovely Miss Delpy will murder someone within five years. In bed. With a knife, or perhaps an ice pick. Now if the Beach Boys'd pinch one of her songs, it'd be absolute perfection! As for our francophone reviewers who have forsaken amazon.fr to cross the ocean and hang out on the American amazon.com instead: I don't blame you. French lit ain't what it used to be.
