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Review title: awful awful awful!!!
Product review: this is unfortunately the only falco cd readily available in the u.s. the remixers butcher falco's greatest songs until they are unrecognizable and unlistenable. i love falco and i love techno but the two just don't mix. falco's 80s hits are ready-made dance tracks and the added club effects do nothing for them. and the fact that most of the tracks are seven or eight minutes makes for tedious listening. plus the version of rock me amadeus is just wrong!! all it does is slow down the beat and replace the chorus with a monotone "sugar's sweet" ad infinitum. it removes all the novelty and charm out of the song. i simply can't imagine who the remixers thought this album would appeal to. it's heresy to falco fans and not a particularly good album in general. please don't make my mistake and waste three hours of work on this album. yes i get paid minimum wage!
