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Review title: A pretentious, abominably-written book
Product review: This is without a doubt one of the worst novels I have come across in decades. The publisher (Simon and Shuster) must have gone to press based on the, who knows, friendship with the author, since it obviously wasn't reviewed by an editor, much less a proof readerWorthless, even as a gift.
