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Review title: Digging out my eyeballs with a shrimp fork!!!
Product review: I just cannot forgive Willem Dafoe for his participation in this noise. Even some of his other films that I really enjoyed (Platoon, Shadow of The Vampire) are unwatchable now. Shame on him. Shame, Shame SHAME!! I have to agree with Ebert when I admit I would LOVE to know how in the name of purple Jesus this Duffy clown played Weinstien for a FOOL!... FOR A FOOL! Shame on him TOO!! If you find any value in this steaming pile of waste than unfortunately you obviously have genetics dulled from rampant inbreeding in your recent family history. And while a severely limited sub-human inbred brain is not your fault... Shame on you anyway.
