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Review title: Extremis in Excelsis
Product review: Take De Sade's "120 Days of Sodom", add a dash of George Bataille's "Madame Edwarda", "Blue of Noon", "The Dead Man" and garnish with the 'grand finale' of André Pieyre de Mandiargues "Portrait of an Englishman in his Chateau" and you have a rough idea of the bloodsport and delights to be found herein. (Don't forget your "Lobster Bib" and a Big Grin before you dig in!). Positively 'lip-smacking' !
