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Review title: Roald Dahl is not alive anymore, thank you very much
Product review: Mr. Snicket has read way too many Roald Dahl Books. Unfortunately he has not zeroed in the humorous aspects to said books. The Lemony books feature children who are destined to have terrible things happen to them, with no chance of rising above their fate. It is obvious that HarperCollins has sunk a ton of money in promotion for Mr. Snicket, who apparently has no respect for his fans. Too bad. My three children hated his didactic drivel. Come one, Harpers, wise up!! Get an author who has respect for his fans. When an author shows up saying he is not the author at all but a friend, and signs his books, "To a future orphan," we know the author is trying desperately to be a *star*, but not necessarily a lover of his children-fans!! If only Mr. Snicket would understand that parents are shelling out money based on their kids's suggestions...
