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Review title: Disgusting and pointless.
Product review: "Listen, Bunuel. What are we going to do? The witch has quit. Says: too much nudity. Who does she think she is - Mother Theresa?""I am a little busy, JP (Quiet, babe! I am talking to my producer here!). Just get another broad for the role: anybody, only with a good front.""But, Maestro! We'd have to re-shoot half of the movie. Fernando's already talking of another engagement. In any event, with his rate if we use him again, it will be twenty years before we see any money from this flick. We might as well scrap the whole thing.""Don't worry, JP. We'll keep shooting as if nothing happened. That's what being Great Director all about. They are morons, or why would anybody pay cash to see such garbage? Most won't even notice that the face is different, and those who do, will find a good explanation for it. Subliminal, surreal, existential, women are alike - all that nonsense, you know. Relax and have a drink."
