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Review title: Sorry, but...
Product review: I HATE doing this, but I have now closed Fall on Your Knees and will not bother opening it again. I struggled to about the halfway point, but can go no further.It's not that it's badly written... in fact the prose in places is beautiful. It's not that there's no story... there's bucket-loads of story and the reader is dragged through it at a rate of knots that is sometimes breathtaking. And maybe that's the problem. So far, we've not stopped long enough in one place to care for any of the characters.I really don't care what happens to any of them!Honest, I struggled and struggled to keep going, but boredom finally broke me and I've given up. As one astute reviewer puts it ... "The traumas and tribulations were just never ending, with all the subtlety of a John Phillips Sousa march" ... Well here's a de Sousa fan who prefers the marches!Sorry, but...
