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Review title: Pretentious drivel
Product review: Truly one of the worst screenplays I've ever had the misfortune to encounter. My wife & I cringed our way through the entire movie. The dialog was clearly written by someone with a desperate attachment to his thesaurus. As a previous commenter noted, RUN, do not walk, away from this pitiful excuse of a movie. Not even worth it to see a very healthy looking Jay Mohr pretending to be a dying AIDS patient.
