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Review title: *Sigh* Whatever happened to class in children's books?
Product review: Am I alone in lamenting the loss of class from children's popular literature? Seriously, the plot of this story is:1. Someone takes a dump on a mole's head.2. He searches for the culprit, examining a lot of different animal crap on the way.3. He finds the culprit and takes a dump on his head in revenge.I weep for the future.
