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Review title: The most annoying movie I have ever watched...
Product review: Don't believe the hype, it gives independant films a bad name. I have a hard time believing anyone over the age of 15 found this movie scary. I have an even harder time believing anyone might have thought this movie was real. The plot was unconvincing, one minute they were walking downstream and the next minute they were walking upstream (of course they would end up in the same place). The acting was pretty darn terrible, the girl was just screaming and swearing all of the time (I don't have a problem with cursing when it is used in context, but that was just overkill). There were some clever ideas, and the interviews with the locals were pretty good (so that saves it from being a total wash). Only see it if you have the time and money to waste.
