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Review title: What I SHOULD have wished for...
Product review: Was for this book to be over sooner. I am not one to write bad reviews just for the sake of writing them (in fact, this is my first one). However, I was astounded by the monotony and flatness of the characters and dialect in this book. I found myself reading it aloud to my husband to laugh at the absurdity of the conversations between characters. The whole thing made me feel like the writer had no confidence in her reader's intelligence and had to spell out every single thing. Please do not waste your time with this book.
