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Review title: fat white reader blues
Product review: I tried, I really did, I kept looking for the magic that spawned the many five star ratings but I simply couldn't find it, in fact I simply couldn't finish it. The story started off promising enough and the reason for duchon's portliness, well that was just flat out original, hysterical and so timely what with the current obesity 'epidemic', and furthermore the reason it got the two stars. But aside from trashing the big easy in almost every chapter it just didn't go anywhere. I really wanted Malice X, or even....no especially Maureen, to rip Jules' throat out. Who knows maybe I'll try it again but for now it sits in my kindle home page just threatened to be erased. It's a shame because the title was brilliant. A real eye catcher, shame it couldn't hold one once caught.
