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Review title: Love me! I'm so deep and hard to understand!
Product review: That's because I listen to Hawthorne Heights who write very personal music that takes a profound look into the human soul, a troubled soul at that.Actually, they're just like every other p**sy emo band out there, so let me just save you the trouble of buying this album and give you a preview of every song on here:"My girlfriend of two weeks, whom I love with every fiber of my soul, dumped me today. I'm a deep, troubled, intense individual with so many problems that no one, especially my well-to-do, affluent parents, could understand or help me with. For example, I ran out of my favorite eyeliner today and somehow lost my white, studded belt. Now I will write about this all in my journal, and afterwards I'll cut myself in the corner, have a good cry and then re-apply my make-up."That's enough to make you cry, isn't it?
