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Review title: Made me want to drop acid.
Product review: Possibly the worst film of the last ten years. Certainly the worst I have seen. When it was over I had to open all the windows (minus 15C here), disinfect my TV, and throw out my DVD player (lucky it wasn't on Blu-Ray!).Ebert and Roeper gave this dog two thumbs up, proving that at least two people in the world are still doing Goofballs, or Mushrooms, or whatever laugh-a-minute cocktail you youngsters are into.The good news is that if you do sit though this stinker, Pearl Harbour will play like a Charlie Kaufman movie.
