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Review title: Oh, Hank, when it comes to this album I've got to disagree with you and your old stinky Tank Tops.
Product review: I'm sure everyone is as influenced by music reviews by Hank & The Tank Tops as I am! However, despite Hank & The Tank Tops' two-star review of this album (see the review somewhere below in the murky depths of the other reviews on this page), I am here to tell you "Telegraph" is a perfectly lovely affair; full of great songwriting and gentle, pitch-perfect production. It feels like a nearly seamless interface between the mind of Richard Davies and the inner ear of you. And me. A truly well-crafted, thoughtful, melancholy, softly stated handful of songs. I've loved this album since I first heard it in a music store years ago, and I always will.
