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Review title: It's not just bad...
Product review: ...it's barely watchable. It looks like a version of Noah's Ark made for dinner theater, and isn't to be taken seriously, except as an example of how not to produce a Bible story. It isn't that artistic liberty was taken--someone took the plot of Noah's Ark and produced something here that bears almost no resemblance whatsoever to the real story.
