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Review title: one word: BORING
Product review: After a minute or so of listening, this music loses all impact. It's a fundamental musical truth that when you have no dynamic range, even the most balls out playing becomes dull. Add to that fact that the rhythmic figures are so simple (nearly everything is in 4/4, the accents are all on the beat, and the phrasing is dictated by the beginnings and ends of measures) and you simply have highly repetitive, boring music. This is true for nearly all death metal, and it begs the question: why do extremely fast players who are capable of doing very complex things write such boring, straightahead rhythms?There is nothing sophisticated going on here, there is nothing musical going on either. It's a flat out bore that makes the listener believe these musicians must have the intellect of a caveman if they actually enjoy playing this.
