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Review title: there's always shuffle board or checkers fellas.
Product review: hang it up, or come up with a new name because you're not metallica anymore. i totally understand people getting older and obviously it would be even more ridiculous for these guys in their late 30's early 40's to still be screaming about jumping in fire. metallica is just a midlife crisis now.
