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Review title: "You be careful out there among them English."
Product review: A hugely promising concept marred by a wandering screenplay, silly editing, and a relentless string of tediously un-scary sequences in which teens are stalked by a boring demon. This is yet another lost opportunity to do something new and original with the horror genre - especially disappointing as it's an English film and therefore might be expected to deliver something beyond the Hollywood formula. As it turns out, "Long Time Dead" is only truly notable for confirming that, at age 24, Lukas Haas still looks precisely as he did in "Witness".
