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Review title: My gosh how bad can it get? Rated zero, below terrible.
Product review: I would be embarrassed to let anyone know I watched this film let alone have anything to do with it. With nothing else to do I had to give up trying to watch the first night. I then tried again the second night before quitting. In every aspect of measurement, (except for the color) like acting, directing, overall content, etc. this film ranks a little bit below that old film with the cave dwellers and Raquel Welch. How did they ever pick the name, Noah's Ark?
