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Review title: Excuse me... I fell asleep.
Product review: YAWN. *stretch* What boring rubbish. I couldn't even get into this movie. I rented it and fell asleep because the story isn't done well, the acting is HORRIBLE, and it's just really not that interesting. Skip this one. Maybe a kid could watch it but I doubt a kid could even sit through the first 5 minutes of this waste of space.
