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Review title: If you missed it...
Product review: If you were absent during the one-week unit on creative writing in your eighth grade English class, this book is for you. It is that simple and that simplistic. Don't bother with this one unless you are a complete non-writer who only wishes to get a few little memory pieces in readable -- but not publishable -- form.
