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Review title: The worst Stars Wars movie yet...
Product review: and that's saying quite a lot, considering just how bad the first three really were. Anyone who can find a plot in this monstrosity deserves the Nobel Prize for his feat. If you thought the ending of "2001" was incomprehensible, just wait 'til you see the beginning of "Phantom Menace". From the opening words,"...the taxation on trade routes is in dispute..." [who wrote this script - Pat Buchanan?] to an end featuring the least convincing fight scene since "Rocky IV", you'll be treated to dialogue and acting which would embarass first-graders putting on a school play. In the interests of self-preservation try not to see this film on an airplane since you'll experience an overwhelming desire to walk out on it. But shouldn't I be fair enough to mention its redeeming qualities? Okay. To properly enjoy Phantom Menace take these three steps: 1.Fast forward to the pod race scene. 2.Watch the pod race scene. 3.Rewind. Trust me, that's all you want to see.
