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Review title: Caveat emptor: buyer beware!
Product review: Bought via Amazon in the UK -- a mere 54 (about US$95). The viewing program will not install on a top-range IBM ThinkPad; attempting installation repeatedly crashes the computer. Who would not deeply respect the past directors who authorized the content of this distinguished magazine? Who would not scorn whoever in the present management has authorized this contemptibly shoddy presentation? So-called "customer service" does not condescend to reply to e-mails. I am amazed at the number of reviewers who are almost eager to put up with such a slip-shod package of goods! Return for a refund, if possible; otherwise, you have got yourself 8 shiny coasters for coffee cups -- for only 54.
