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Review title: A parody, I hope
Product review: This book combines a mediocre thriller, an average mystery, a delusional romance and a terrible computer security assessment all in one barely readable, bloated package. I'm glad Dan Brown is now fat and wealthy from "the Da Vinci code," because clearly he needs a different job than "writer." There are numerous technical errors in the book, poor descriptions of computer security and coding, and other illusions that I might expect from a TV afterschool special but not from a bestselling author. Brown should pay attention to Crichton and Gibson before doing this again. I would not recommend this book to anyone (unless they had a paperless outhouse).
