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Review title: Not nice, not right... just wrong
Product review: At first when i saw this item I thought it would be nice for a fun family filled night together out in the meadow. Then when I put them on they started squirted pee out on my twin daughters. It got in their eyes and I had to rush them to the hobo convention to recieve some medicine. Then on our way home the earings squirted out poop onto my husband and got on his foot. At first he didn't notice, so after a while he had a muscle spasm and got stuck with it. So we were going 155 mph in our brand new ferrari. PLEASE DONT BUY THIS PIECE OF TERD. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE PAINFUL AND STINKY.
