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Review title: Great weapon
Product review: One day, I was sitting on my front porch eating an egg mayonaisse taco and drinking warm gravy when suddenly, a guy in an oversized Barney costume walks over and says "Hey, gimme a bite of that taco!". And I was all like, "No! You'll contaminate it!". Then he got angry and pulled out a chainsaw and started hacking away at my limbs. I didn't know what to do, but then I noticed my Nerf gun nearby. I grabbed it with the one arm I had left and blasted him right in the esophagus. He fell down and laid in a coma for 23 years, which was plenty enough time for me to get away and tell the whole world about it!
