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Review title: Meh
Product review: Poorly written infomercial drivel. Apparently "The Secret" is writing a self help book that basically says: emphasize the positive, ignore the negative - and send me $25. A surprising dearth of real substance here, it's for the more impressionable, less critical, and generally gullible. I was especially amused at how she tried to rope in Shakespeare, Einstein and Beethoven into her repetitive diatribe. Don't buy this book until you've tried to get through the first five pages. It's just so poorly written, the only reason I bothered with it is because a relative sent it to me - and it was not helpful, sadly. Wait till you get to the part where she blames sick people for bringing the disease on themselves with their negative thoughts. I had to put it down at that point. Ugh.
