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Review title: Wank.
Product review: Absolute tosh of the lo-fiest order. Structureless caterwaulings with a substrata of faintly ridiculous, poorly-disciplined instrumentation. If this isn't not music, then I don't know what isn't. They all deserve a punch in the nose, and would make poor hamburger.
