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Review title: Fate worse than death
Product review: I don't agree with the classification of this book as "ages 9 through 12." I was more like 13 when I read it and it was still so obscure and full of narrative passages that went on and on and on and on. Very little dialect. Nightmarishly boring. Nothing like the fast-moving, fun, kind of silly Disney movie. One case where the movie's ok but the book's a must-miss.
