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Review title: Plodding
Product review: I never finished this book, so I can't offer an opinion on the whole thing. I normally fly through novels, but it took me about 20 tries to get through the first 200 pages of this one because I kept falling asleep. I felt like I was reading the same thing over and over and over, and every time the main character spoke, I pictured Will Ferrell's overly affected professor character from SNL..."My LUVah and I were in the back of my SuBARu..." It was painfully dry and moderately annoying. The ladies of my book club loved the story, so I wish I could have made it to the meat of it. I guess medieval history and Dracula just aren't my thing!
