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Review title: The far fetched and the whale
Product review: I sure see the overratings piling up here... And I know I'm a dead woman now - but! - it didn't make an impression on me. It is shallow. It is as predictable as a L M Montgomery novel. It's painfully cliché-ridden and it's too obvious. The younger son smearing semen on the lockers is odd, but not odd in a good way. It's just very forced.The "Rosebud"-like mantra of the elder son - "The squid and the whale"-memory - feels like a cliché.But the cast is phenomenal. Of course. Doesn't help a weak story though. Sorry!
