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Review title: A fine, fine horror film. (*spoilers*)
Product review: These people that complain about the downbeat ending seem to be missing the point. Folks, folks, folks, IT'S A HORROR MOVIE. See, no happy bubblegum endings. No pop-stars coming out to sing you to sleep. No "yaayyy, we won and the bad guy is toast!" Perhaps you'd be better off with Scream or I Know What You Did Last Summer or any other of those washed-out, watered-down teenie-bopper MTV slasher BORES, because, obviously, the good guys win. While you're at it, avoid Night of the Living Dead -- you probably won't like the ending to that much either. "Eewww, the ZOMBIES WIN? Aw, man, that makes me sad! And what's with all that black and white? They had color in the sixties, didn't they?" (*shudder*)
