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Review title: I've Seen Better Film On Teeth
Product review: It's a herculean task to tell this story in only 98 minutes, and the filmakers didn't even come close. It starts out exactly like a cheesy Love Boat episode. I was expecting to see Julie, the cruise director, with clipboard in hand chatting with the lame passengers while Gopher, Dr. Bricker and Isaac chase the bikini clad babes.The acting was so God awful as were the hokey CGI effects. I was surprised that Wolfgang Petersen would have his hand in this bag of crap after doing a great job with The Perfect Storm. The characters were all losers I couldn't really relate to nor care about. The story jumped around too much to keep my attention.... making me keep checking the clock to see when this cruise will finally end.The whole plot was completely predictable and un-imaginative. I am so happy I rented this sloppy mess instead of buying it!
