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Review title: This movie is so awful,
Product review: that by about half-way through, you will be trying to bite your own ear off; by the ending, you will be laying your head in a guillotine and reaching for the chop chord. Oh, my god, I can't believe I wasted two hours of my life on this film, which by some bizarre twist of metaphysical irony has vampire moniker attached to it. Ok, maybe I'm going into drama king mode here, but Eileen Daly doesn't act-she titulates. Every thing about this film is a cut and paste from other more worthwhile genres of erotic vampirism to preceed this woeful excuse: Rollin's Vampire movies, Vampyros Lesbos, and even Daughters of Darkness. The ending so so cliche' and trite that I wanted to reach into the TV screen and slap the writer of this debacle. Don't waste your time. If you want the real thing, hang with those titles above, it's a good place to start.
