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Review title: We are all made of 1 star.
Product review: Uggh. When will you all wake up and realize this person is a hack? Am I the only one who notices that Moby's primary songwriting technique is stitching a few paltry loops together and playing them OVER and OVER and OVER until the listener wants to scream? It's pathetic, especially when there are so many artists out there with actual talent who are starving while this moron is raking in the bucks like there's no tomorrow. Wise up. Pull your heads out. Stop and think for a minute and see if you can actually think up two or three concrete reasons why you really "like" this drivel. Moby is garbage.
