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Review title: Who would have imagined that Ridley Scott's return to the Alien universe ...
Product review: ... would turn out to be such a dog? The problems hit early and often: a bewildering set-up sequence, an insipid romantic relationship, moments that are just off-the-charts ridiculous, confusing shot-setups, plausibility issues up the yin-yang in the later going, an over-investment in blind aggression in the characters, monsters that do not scare (though there are a couple of nice effects), characters that we do not care about, useless tips of the hat to Alien and a cheesy overall feel that suggests Scott finds "legacy" a foreign concept.
