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Review title: What a DRAG!
Product review: Remember what a boring drag "Ocean's 13" was? This movie is even worse than that! I had to watch the first 30 minutes of this version of "Tinker" before I was altogether certain that Gary Oldman was even alive! Granted, the part of "Smiley" isn't one that projects vivacious glee, but whereas you can see the intricate gearwork turning in Sir Alec's portrayal of the main character, Oldman's version is expressionless, opaque, boring, and, (worse) not even particularly thought-provoking.You figure out what has happened, and who the real Soviet mastermind of the whole sordid mess is very soon, and the rest of the movie is just pro forma tedious boredom. Oh, Colin Firth does make a game attempt to inject a little life and passion into this moribund mess, but in the end it's all really a waste of time. But, if you have absolutely nothing else to do, and you can't get your hands on the Sir Alec Guinness version of the movie...well....
