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Review title: More power to them
Product review: After all the hype, I was expecting something special, scary, or both. I was gravely disappointed. Throw in a great dane, a green van, some groovy music, and a spooky villain or two and you have something. Instead, I just saw a trio of hysterical idiots get lost in the woods and swear at each other. But hey, I wish I had the foresight to make a goofy horror movie in college and market it like they did. The pet rock of 90's cinema.
