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Review title: Trite and unconvincing
Product review: Superficial and soporific, Albom's book is strong on sentiment but weak on substance. Riddled with ridiculous aphorisms such as "When you're in bed, you're dead," this book left me feeling like I had just read a high school student's unstructured freewrite. Having finished the book, I couldn't care less about Mitch Albom; more sadly, I couldn't care less about Morrie Swartz either. Because I am not cold-hearted by nature, only the writer of "Tuesday's with Morrie" is to blame for my apathy.
