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Review title: Geared Toward Dim-Wits
Product review: with a 5-second attention span. I'm glad I didn't actually pay to see this thing. It's suitable for anyone who thinks on a fifth grade level and doesn't concern him/herself with realism. Amazing how everyone in this movie is almost clairvoyant and knows everything everyone else is doing and where they are on the world map. It's as though everyone has the omniscient power of God. Further, as in a lot of these phoney action movies, a lot of people (mainly Matt Damon) apparently have the stamina of Olympic long-distance runners, since they run, jump, dive, etc. for lengthy periods of time without getting much winded. And, of course, one can jump multiple times through glass windows without getting cut. George Smiley, where are you?
