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Review title: The best movie ever created by Humans
Product review: When I saw this glorious display of fine filmmaking, it was like seeing the face of GOD and having Him smile back at me, saying "You are my most beloved creation". Prophecies filled my head since the moment i saw those overly detailed, high dollar astro zombies take the stage for the very first time. It marks the birth of a new generation of wild, free-spiritedness. This classic film has uplifted me to levels of un-paralleled wisdom and solitude. While watching the lush cinematography, I feel as if I am going to become an omnipotent beam of light, and live throughout every time and space in the whole universe at once. Bravo! John Carradine, Bravo!
