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Review title: STAND BY YOUR MAN..EVEN IF HE EATS YOUR FRIENDS
Product review: This is one of the oddest zombie films yet. The movie focuses on a newlywed couple with plans of having babies and going off to Portugal to live happily ever after. WRONG!No sooner than our couple arrives at their honeymoon site than the hubby is bitten by a zombie who comes out of the ocean? (Where in the world did he come from?). Anyway, the hubby dies for ten minutes but miraculously recovers---with a fiendish appetite.The movie tries for some dark humor, but the pace is so slow and the characters reaction so unbelievable, that the laughs are more unintentional I think than written. The cast is pretty bad, although Tracy Coogan as the wife has a certain Diane Laneish coquettishness and toughness that almost makes her convincing. Probably the first zombie love story, it tries hard but ultimately achieves very little.
