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Review title: Puhleeze!
Product review: The best thing I can say about this book is that it's doing a marvelous job as a coaster on my desk. I can fit about four Chardonnay glasses on it at one time. Call me a cynic if you must, but I submit that photojournalists in a war zone have better things to do than maunder on about their pathetic love lives. The characters were shallow and formulaic, and I loathed the title, proving that one can, indeed, judge a book by its cover.
