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Review title: Dire, turgid nonsense
Product review: Three years ago I had my wallet stolen in Las Vegas and had to drive my van into the desert to wait three weeks for new cards to come through from New York. After getting food and water I had only enough cash to buy one book. I took two hours to choose, and settled on Hen's Teeth because it was set in England and I thought I might get through the ordeal thinking of home. I have never made a worse decision in my life. An appalling, two-dimensional crawl through the most laughably implausible situations and the most idiotic stock characters (complete with dashing copper, mad scientist and wilting-flower lesbos). It made a difficult time for me incalculably worse. I will hold this 'book' in contempt forever.
