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Review title: What was Ms Hoag thinking?
Product review: I just can not believe any other reader gave this book anything above one star (are there two different books around, if so, I want the other one). The first 10 pages are an account of driving a bike through LA - the description was so complicated, I just could not picture it - then half a page something else - and then ten more pages of how to drive a bike through LA. Then a boring scene car chasing bike, but again, the description of the scenery was so convoluted, I just could not picture it. Boring, boring. Well, I finally stopped reading at the awful sentence 'His brain felt like it was swirling around a toilet bowl, ready to be sucked down the drain', for crying out loud, what horrible, horrible writing!!!
