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Review title: This was a B Movie.
Product review: This waste of film would make a great edition of Mystery Science Theater 3000.The plot was contrived and stupid. The best actor/actress in the movie was a monkey (not one of those "talking apes"; a real monkey). There was a truly twisted love triangle between the hero (a remarkably poorly acted textbook Milus Gloriosis [aka "Macho War Guy"]), the herione (a talking monkey, er, ape), and some random girl who really is not very important to the story. Not to say there is a story. The plot is nonsensical and far too convienient. There is none of the intelligence or "thought-provoking-ness" of the first Planet of the Apes...this movie is more of an advertisement of what Hollywood can do with make-up.I was also very insulted by the potrayel of Lincon as a monkey. That was bad.
