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Review title: Go buy a pizza instead!
Product review: After all the media hype and hallybaloo promotions for this film I finally convinced myself to buy the DVD. NEVER have I had my intelligence insulted to the extent this movie did. There was absolutely nothing to convince me that any of this story had anything to do with the fabled King Arthur as producers claimed, and it certainly lacked any redeeming social value. All it did was curdle my gizzard. Tha plot was shallow and the movie plodded on like a cheap B television production. Dont waste your money! This movie will only appeal to morons.
