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Review title: What a grotesque mess of a movie!
Product review: Confusing plot, mostly uninteresting characters, retreads of baubles from Alien, themes just pasted on with no support. The only reason I would give it 2 stars is the special effects. Oh, and did I mention gratuitously gross? Maybe the original Alien movie was a fluke. Do yourself a favor and watch it instead.
