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Review title: What an epiphanny
Product review: Good academic papers are intended to obtain insights into difficult problems that cannot be analyzed without a model. There is a however a tendency among some academics to write utterly useless papers to justify their existence. This paper is a classic example of such shenanigans. There is absolutely nothing that you would learn from this stupid model that the author creates. It appears that the author had tons of free time and no useful project, so he just wrote down some math in a pompous manner to try to appear busy and bamboozle the readers taht he has come up with some solid insights. Any person with basic common sense would know much of the so called insights that this rubbish paper presents.
