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Review title: Utterly pathetic
Product review: You need only four words to properly review this movie: the writer was stoned.Actually, no, that's not correct, a stoned writer would have been far more imaginative. This is the most transparent, horribly-written movie I've ever seen. It's so bad that it's close to being a parody without actually getting there.Only thing that saves it is the 2 lead actors; they did a good job (within the restraint of the material). But I have never before seen a more pathetic excuse for a script. Any teenager who's seen the American Pie series could have turned out this crappy copy. Watching it, the movie just screams "you liked the other teen movies (the ones that were actually original), any room for me?"The football players become cheerleaders. The loser boyfriend gets dumped. They try the Fountain of Troy and fail. And there's a lot of relationship stuff that other movies have already done 100 times.There, I just saved you 2 hours of your life. I only wish I could get my own back.
