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Review title: Throbbing with Aural Delight
Product review: Is Everybody Happy? Well, yes I certainly am. After purchasing this work of modern genius my woofers haven't had a chance to relax. This music is cutting edge and I find myself listening to it whatever I am doing eg dressing up like a woman , practising goat husbandry etc.The stand-out track for me is "amore amore (elisabeth)" ; such is the strength and vigour of Hasselhoff's voice that I find myself quivering with sheer wet delight in my Hasselhoff-esque pants.Buy this album now you musically challenged peasants...
