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Review title: WITCH HAZEL NEEDS SOME ART LESSONS
Product review: I am ashamed to say that a friend of mine suckered me into buying this sad excuse for a horror movie. This was pretty much like watching The Three Stooges get scared by bad arts and crafts projects in the woods- without any intentional humor. I am fascinated by some of the reviewers mentioning this pathetic piece of drivel in the same sentence with classics like THE EXORCIST, HALLOWEEN, or THE SHINING. Now those movies did scare me, and even more recent movies like THE RING ( if you could get past the sorry plot ), and THE GRUDGE had some decent shock value, and for genuine creepiness THE OTHERS was pretty sweet. On the cheap side ( and by that I refer to budget only ) PUMPKINHEAD was very good.
