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Product review: Patrick Bateman's droning recitation of his chi-chi brand name possessions was amusing, as was his collection of tics and twitches and his hyper-shallow music reviews. But Ellis, as a writer, is about as subtle as his protagonist. It's one thing to suggest alienation, and another thing entirely to cram it down one's throat, like a chocolate-covered urinal cake
