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Review title: What's next? The old songs BACKWARDS? Sounds GREAT!!!
Product review: Seriously, their manager better have gotten fired, then flogged, and then sodomized by very very large animals of assorted breeds and sorts. I can just hear him now: "Allright guys we forgot to book the studios so we figure your next album's gonna just be a bunch of mixing of your OlD songs. You take that song ook and save it for another day, we're milking this for all it's worth. And get this: meteora is just gonna be all THESE songs but played BACKWARDS! It'll be incredible, we'll drag 12 songs through the mud and get paid for it!"Linkin Park: If you haven't done it yet, fire whoever made this decision. Then have him flogged. And then sodomized.
