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Review title: Distortion Incarnate
Product review: The application of excessively slow tempi to (over)-exploit the romantic vein is a malady which affects several conductors as they get older. There is no more blatant example of this on record than Bernstein's "Pathetique". Just look at the timings! This is not Tchaikovsky's 6th Symphony "Pathetique" you are hearing, but Bernstein's sic Symphony the "Wallowique". This is musical hijacking of the highest order. Recommended only for Pathetique-fanatics who want the longest possible Pathetique to wallow and roll about in.
