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Review title: Makes 'Plan 9' seem like 'Citizen Kane.'
Product review: Makes 'Plan 9' seem like 'Citizen Kane.' Beyond awful. I like a goofy, crappy movie as much as the next guy but this is just too much. Clearly viewed by John Waters as a child. As an extra bonus, it's written by Trapper John.
