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Review title: Stop! You're embarrassing me!
Product review: OK, I liked it too but "beautifully written"? "Great book"? I don't think so. This is one of those sprawling, over-many-continents kind of books, the kind of book you read by the pool (not your own pool, the one at the hotel you stay at on vacation) or the beach (the public one) or, if you're really tight on cash, in the backyard, the kind of book that lets you live the jet-set-life vicariously. You'll get some folk doing the right thing as well as weathly brats behaving badly and a parade of couplings throughout. It's a soap opera, that's all. Enjoy it for what it is. It ain't high art, just a good read.
