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Review title: What a bunch of malarky
Product review: From the opening to the climax, this dog has so many "issues" that it detracts from the outstanding effects. Since when did the navy start issuing commissions to recently released convicts and how did he make it to Lt in such a short time? And the retired battleship just happened to have a full load of hot ordnance onboard? Gimme a break. The truly sterling stars of the show were the double amputee army vet and the former crewmen who work the ship on display. I wouldn't pay more than $2 to watch the dvd and only then on a cold winter night when I was bored and wanted some comedy.
