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Review title: The movie wuz crap and crap and the game IS the crap!!!
Product review: Alright I know most people love the movie and the crapy game but, when I first saw the movie I thought "great another worthless movie by todays media", and at the end I thought the whole "MONSTER ON RAFT WONDERING OFF INTO THE OCEAN BECAUSE HE IS AN OUTCAST TO THE WORLD" was more corny than "Plan 9 from outer space",and after the movie was done, I even demanded my money back because I wasted a saturday night. Then later I found out about "Van Helsing" the video game and coincidently my friend had it for his ps2 and I watched him play it and these people where geting there bodys beaten, and they came out with out a drop of blood, And I thought the music wuz crapy and also the concept was the worst thing about it. I not saying you dont have to HATE it but what I am saying is............SAVE YER MONEY!!!
