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Review title: Not A Masterpiece
Product review: Scarlett Johansson is a Vermeer with white powders on her face. Colin Firth is inspired by the young woman enough to star her in some of his most famous paintings. Vermeer's wife is jealous of all this attention to the young Scarlett (Greit) so she throws the common girl out of the house. That's is the plot of this movie. It's not much to drape a film about. The actors are reduced to standing around without expression in period garb.I liked the reproduction of a Dutch town with its dreary winter weather and it's conformity and modesty of female garb. Greit is lusty enough with her butcher boyfriend, but the love of her life, the great Vermeer, this doesn't get off the ground though there be much tormented bosom heaving. Colin Firth had the same facial expression of constipation in Bridget Jones Diary.Again, historically interesting, but not much to keep you absorbed for an hour-and-a-half.
