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Review title: A waste of time.
Product review: I love horror movies, and I love anthologies, AND I even love found-footage stuff. Sadly, this is pretty lame.For one thing, it's possible to do horror without having the entire cast of characters be un-relateable douches. Not here, though. Everyone is grating, obnoxious, and obtusely stupid. The first story is so full of screaming and shaking the camera that it's nearly unwatchable. The wraparound story is likewise bad (and it's a cast of douches).Sure, it's somewhat inventive, but you're better off going to watch an hour and a half of amateur stuff on YouTube (there will be less camera shaking and OMG-I-HAVE-A-CAMERA LET ME ZOOM IN ON EVERYTHING idiocy).Pass.
