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Review title: Better with Will
Product review: This band has never been the same since Will Smith left it to form his own, more authentic hardcore gangsta rap group. Once Will took off for greener pastures, all we were left with was this no-talent Pretty Boy here. Sure, he looks fine as French wine, with a bubble-gum ass that just don't quit, but he's got no voice and no licks. He's nothing but eye candy.Help is on the way, though. Sources in the industry tell me that gangsta bad@ss Christina Aguilera has been brought in to revitalize this increasingly irrelevant rap group. That's a wise move: After her recent release from hard time in Pelican Bay, Christina will bring her sorely needed hardcore soulja authenticity to Jason Zengerman's limp-wristed flouncing rapper act. The only question is, How long before ghetto queen Xtina catches on to what a p*ssy JZ really is and decides to ice this panty-waisted pretender?
