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Review title: Julie Don't Live Here Anymore?
Product review: A chalk-tapping, delphic becon oraculating on frequency DSM-IV from the land of Charles Manson and The Black Dahlia. Personally, I find this album utterly mesmerizing. Of course I'd never expect the Top 40 philistines and boy band devotees to agree with me, but if the mudslingers can't even muster something vaguely positive to say about "Time To Wake Up" or "Je t'aime tant" then they're just being mean. Come home to L.A., Julie.
