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Review title: Best Tasting Packing Peanuts Out There
Product review: Okay: I haven't ever actually tasted packing peanuts. But I would be willing to bet that they taste and share the same texture that these grub-shaped extrusions do.I can't believe how popular these are, actually. I'm not a particularly picky eater. I will even eat rice cakes, which are pretty Styrofoamy. But these are really unpleasant.The "flavor" is a combination of something synthetic and inedible, with occasional hints of stale cornmeal, combined with a faint moldy cheese taste. The bizarre texture triggers an instinctive "don't eat this--it isn't food" response. The individual bits look disconcertingly similar to those large, "C" shaped June beetle grubs one occasionally digs up in the garden. I bet those taste better. This product fails on any aspect of "appeal" on every point.If you find these tasty, I'm betting you are either (a) high; (b) drunk; or (c) 7 years old and the only other thing you eat is bologna. I kid; I kid. :)
