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Review title: it's no secret
Product review: The only "universal law" at work here is the UNIVERSAL LAW OF HUMAN GULLIBILITY, which states: "Whenever you tell people that they can substitute wishful thinking for real work, they'll go for it every time." This law has been stated in the past by P.T. Barnum ("there's a sucker born every minute") and by W.C. Fields ("you can't cheat an honest man; never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.")
