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Review title: This CD should go in the microwave, not your stereo.
Product review: It's a shame that dull and flaccid crap like this is all most Americans know of "electronic dance music". Each track just sounds like a remix of the last one. I fell into this CD by accident and even counting what an extreme ... I am, I had to turn it off. Typical post-SNAP euro-dance Robert Miles BOOM-bzz-BOOM-bzz "trance" schlock with poorly recorded cajoling diva vocals on top. "Oooh ahh baby oooh aahhh oooh baby." Make it stop. The thought of boring heterosexuals gathering in dark clubs to the beat of this music-- wearing clothes from Gadzooks and Express and thinking they're part of some clubbing counterculture-- sends me into fits of angry laughter.
