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Review title: if negative numbers were an option instead of just 1 to 5..
Product review: i just took the worst dump in my 22 years of life last night after eating wings with like a bucket of hot sauce and guess what? it sounded better than this piece of trash, and im talkin full blown mudbutt here. what im saying is...my ass can make a better rhythm and melody than this waste of cd plastic. the US should play this garbage for the iraqis theyre interrogating...theyed be talking in 2 seconds, maybe less. my ears are now scarred for life after hearing this abomination. excuse me now while i go throw up because just the thought of this band makes me sick. i think later on this evening im gonna record myself vomiting/pooping and then sell it to the neighborhood kids for $12.99 on cd, because thats the equivalent of what these fools did to the music consumers of this world (who have no taste in music). have a good day, and peace in the middle east
