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Review title: wow.....
Product review: i can't even begin to describe how horrible this band is....i mean it's just impossible to put into actual words. the english language simply lacks the adjectives to describe this band's unbelievable ability to suck. i'm not even angry at this band, or it's predominantly 14 year-old, MTV-addicted girl fan base, any more. now i just feel sorry for them. on both the surface and underneath, this band is just phenomonally bad. they're just this day and age's Sex Pistols (a band who's members were trying WAY TO HARD to be what the mainstream had come to define as "punk" and who existed solely to exploit it). like the Pistols, this band has studied other bands, stolen their look and style, and are now getting by exclusively on that look, with no recognizable talent in sight. wow....it should be illegal to release music this bad.
