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Review title: Densitometer not needed
Product review: Oh these stories are so lovely and wow they really touched my heart. And the teacher character who eats soap is oh so touching. Gosh this really makes me happy. I love this book so much, kind of like, like the stepford wife for the bizarre. I just feel like this is it, so pleasant, comfy in the darkness of my unknowingness yet true to the whole. There is nothing that makes me so proud as this story.
