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Review title: If hot and tingling equals plump, my lips should be obese...
Product review: ...and yet, they are not. To be fair, I don't really have what would be considered thin lips, but they could use a slight pump. So, I use as directed; I promise. Here's what I get: glossy, wet, mildly burning lips with a sweet taste. Plump? Notsomuch. And the guy I kissed with LipFusion had an allergic reaction. Good thing I only kissed him on the lips...
