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Review title: They should have made this a spoof ...
Product review: A potentially good movie, ruined by too many cliches, a bad script and the two dumbest kids in the whole of the United States. This movie could have been good - the plot idea was quite workable. However - enter the main stars of the film ... Did no-one ever tell them that it is bad for your health to stand and watch the evil guy who has spent the movie trying to kill you instead of simply driving away as fast as you can ? There are a few redeeming features to the movie - a creepy soundtrack and some good moments (though few and far between) - which save this from getting just one star ... The movie would have been better if it were another Scary Movie style spinoff, unfortunately it tries to take itself seriously.
