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Review title: Well. . .
Product review: Well. . .. . .if you like Neil Diamond, think of it as an extended music video.. . .if you like schmaltzy romance stories, think of it as a good choice.. . .if you like good acting, there is Laurence Olivier.If not, then, oh. . .. . .well.
