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Review title: Coolest thing since Stryper!
Product review: Banal, trite, unoriginal, and lame. All these descriptive words come to mind when hearing Underoath. Why is it that suddenly its become trendy to jump around like idiots, screaming like a congregation of drunken monkeys, and making a lot of repetitive, talentless, and pointless noise all in the name of a guy who has been dead for over 2,000 years? I expect the next time I pass a church on Sunday morning to hear the pastor banging on a bunch of pots and pans and screaming out his sermon to his enthralled audience in a lame attempt to appeal to the younger generation. I guess this is one band you can rock out with Jesus to.Keep music evil.
