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Review title: The most craptacular book (...)
Product review: Drummond Lindbergh, or somebody, has gifted all of us in this great land with his screed, "Percoset Addiction," or whatever. This is an amazing work by an amazing man who is so amazingly untalented that the best he can do is grab on to his big brother's coattails and try to copy whatever he does. The fact that he can't even manage to rise to his brother's level in the industry of distorting, spinning, twisting, and just basically making crap up to sell to ignorant rubes tells you all you need to know about this guy. I had a pet hamster when I was a kid that could have typed a logically sounder book.
