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Review title: Insomnia cure or WHAT ?
Product review: Sorry, but this has to be the biggest turkey of 1999. Interesting dialogue would have been good instead of "cool, hey man, f**k you" etc. To be honest, death came as a relief at the end of this. I don't think I've ever been so happy to see (or sit and read) the closing credits in my entire life. An episode of the Muppets is scarier than this trash.
