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Review title: You cannot be serious?
Product review: I cannot believe that such a strongly fancied film can actually have been such unadulterated garbage! I was totally convinced that this was going to be a fantastic movie; The reviewers were convinced, some friends saw it in the USA and said it was good and the newspaper reviewers said it was good - It couldn't possible be anything other than good? Oh boy was I angry when I saw it. A bunch of American students running around swearing at each other for 80 minutes and getting scared about absolutely nothing! The girl narrator was appalling. We got to the end and a friend broke the silence with "I feel like I just wasted an hour of life waiting for it to get better" DO NOT BOTHER WITH THIS RUBBISH!
