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Review title: toothless old man
Product review: this record is like a toothless, senile old man: it's kinda cute at first, but the more you listen to its meanderings, the more you want it to shut up and go away. the songs have absolutely no drive, or teeth, and they sound like they were recorded in an underwater hallway. how they could be compared to built to spill or modest mouse is beyond comprehension. those bands rock. this one just sort of stumbles around in the dark, forgetting to turn on its instruments.
