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Review title: Hope Springs Enternal (But Sometimes Gives False Positives)
Product review: Citing the great line from Road House: "I thought you'd be taller", I remember this work being taller in the seventies. Punk ruined me, and though Sparks can validly be seen as a precursor of Punk, I find this work essentially unlistenable. In their defense they have not turned into complete assclowns such as has Elvis Costello (you know I'm right!), or Van Morrison; but let's not go there. Buy it for Muff Winwood's production; but better still, buy the Butthole Surfers and join the 21st. Century.
