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Review title: Dear God, make it stop
Product review: Metallica continues its quest to reach new listeners and "broaden its musical palate." Meanwhile, longtime fans can only shake their heads in pity at the second-rate boogie rock and Danzig-wannabe posturing on "Load." Trying to listen to Metallica swing its way through midtempo and slow songs is nothing short of sheer torture. With each track, I have to scream "Faster, play it faster!" Nowhere is this more apparent than on "Bleeding Me," which keeps threatening to turn into another classic like "One," until it runs out of steam toward its finale.Yes, it's fine if musicians expand upon their sound. We encourage it. But when a metal band starts convincing itself that it's the heir to the Allman Brothers, then they need to be set aright.
