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Review title: Fire in space!
Product review: This movie reminded me of 'Armageddon' in that it was full of idiotic plot-holes.If you don't mind idiocy or a complete lack of any semblance of internal consistency in your stories then I suppose you might not loathe this pathetic excuse for a movie.I almost walked out several times and after it was over I wished that I had heeded my instincts; it never got better, only stupider. It vacillated between being utterly dull and spectacularly inane.Some of the visuals were okay. I liked that it was consistent with 'Alien' in a couple of ways (though it was completely *in*consistent in several other ways).I wish I could have my two hours and $15 back. I don't know how Hollywood creates movies this crappy, nor how a script writer could come up with something this moronic. With a decent script it could've been an okay movie.
