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Review title: Singlehandedly, The BEST Exploitation Flick Ever Made!!!
Product review: Normally, my reviews tend to be verbose - this time out, I`ll be succinct (for me). This is, without a doubt, the BEST EXPLOITATION FLICK EVER MADE !!!! Great looking babes camera-shot the way we hounds always wished they were, in sexy outfits we voyeurs relish more than oxygen, incredible action and catfights unparalleled anywhere, fast-dialogue that requires several screenings or a rewind to get, and no, I`m not on the film`s payroll. To make matters more obtuse, there isn`t even an exposed pair of breasts or an bare ass in the entire movie!! (Which some men won`t be pleased about, but screw `em). AND the 3 female leads are lesbians, or so it would seem, another first for a film of its kind. This one makes most Tarantino films look like 'Shrek' sequels. ALL straight men with working `nads are required to see/own this flick, multiple times, and most gay women probably have it already... allah be praised !!!
