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Review title: Bland slice of fluffy pop
Product review: Normally the type of stuff Kylie does best, however this sinks like the Titanic big time. You know what it sounds like already, just like all the fluffy bubblegum pop songs kylie has done in her career! it's characterless and sounds like a poor mans Beyonce! your best bet is to ditch Granny Minogue and go for the far more talented and youthful Beyonce instead. I would give this nought out of five but I can't.
