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Review title: Not worth the paper it's printed on
Product review: This novel is filled with flowery language polluted with pseudo-psychobabble and redundant geological metaphors. It is a quasi-fictional delusion of grandeur dealing with a drug-dependent, over-educated schizophrenic who comes from a dysfunctional home. After being tear-gassed at a college riot, he finds the younger, less schizophrenic version of himself. The two flee to the Northwest, where their pathetic plight to achieve a primal enlightenment ends in a leap of false-faith. A perfect example of a bad book.
