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Review title: Boring and a bit silly.
Product review: Liseys Story is not the best of King. It is the tale of a widow of a famous writer who had a bizarre sense of humor. It was long, had extended parts of irrelevant banter, and had an inordinate amount of made up words. Lisey and her dead husband practically had their own language of stupid words, and King makes the reader learn each and every one of them throughout the course of the book. The book does start to get interesting about 300 pages in, when a madman pulls out all the stops in order to acquire the dead authors unpublished manuscripts. However, by the time this occurs in the book I actually hated the main character and was cheering for the villain. This book would have been a decent novella or short story, all he had to do was cut out 400 pages of the silly talk and get down to the action.Even the biggest fan should ignore Lisey's Story...Relic113
