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Review title: Stupidest, most implausible scenario EVER.
Product review: OK, so there are these Russians, and they attack the U.S. by parachuting into the interior of the country, whereupon they commence blasting everyone and everything in sight. Kids in a small mountain town high school are shocked to see camo chutes decending lazily through the morning sky, and then the brutal execution of - oh, pretty much anyone standing around.I suppose if you're a brain-dead redneck, you might find the story intriguing. Otherwise, you're in for two hours of "Oh brother!"
