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Review title: Congo Schmongo
Product review: If monkeys can be trained to do almost anything, do you think they could have written a better script than this schlockly B-movie-style rubbish? Although it's based on another Michael Crichton mega-seller, it borrows heavily from classics like Lost Horizon and King Kong. But woe is us.Despite some breathtaking photography (most of it, by the way, taken in the deepest, darkest reaches of California) filmmakers have only succeeded in making the best 1940s film of 1995. Be very afraid of Congo. When guys in gorilla suits meet laser technology, the result is, in this sorry case, nothing short of banana-brained.
