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Review title: THE DOOR IS A BORE
Product review: Aside from the strong performance from Jeff Bridges, THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR is simply a bore. Parents lose teenage sons in automobile tragedy (been there done that); young aspiring writer comes to aid alcoholic and philandering children's novelist and ultimately falls in love with the novelist's wife (Summer of 42?); little girl whines and squeals about the pictures. Based on John Irving's novel, the movie moves so leisurely and has such little "oomph," one can only hope the movie pays off in the end. For me, it didn't. Kim Basinger sleepwalks through her role; Jon Foster adapts an arrogance unfitting his limited knowledge of the world; and Mimi Rogers gets to show her boobs, butt and other vital parts, and run around chasing Bridges with a knife. I feel I wasted two hours on this one.
