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Review title: Putrid
Product review: Bad dialogue. Bad plot line. Absurd "let's take off our helmets!" character actions. Horrible acting. Retreaded plot from Alien(s), and The Thing. Terrible music, which had nothing to do with the scene it was supposed to be enhancing; instead sounded like someone had the radio on too loud next door. Adris; what is that accent you are trying to fake? He has an English accent in real life, that apparently he can't cover up so we get some bizarre Houston-Luton speak. If our DNA can be traced back to mollusks (it can), how could this thing have given us DNA?? Did it cut in line between early primates and humans? Then how did the DNA from earlier creatures match perfectly? Why? Even with DNA you don't know what species are going to develop or die out. I loved Alien, liked Blade Runner and Aliens, this plain stinks.
