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Review title: I COULD DO BETTER IN MY BATH!!!!!!
Product review: DEEP IMPACT, THE NAME IS CRAP FOR STARTERS. HOW ABOUT: WHAT IMPACT, THE TIDAL WAVE I WOULD ADMIT WAS PRETTY ERM......LITTLE . OH NO THIS TIDAL WAVE IS GOING TO DESTROY THE EARTH , WELL WAIT A MINUTE, WE'LL FLY INTO THE ASTEROID AND GET SCHOOLS NAMED AFTER US. HATS OFF TO WHOEVER ADDED THAT LINE. I MEAN COME ON THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEW GENERATION OF TOP QUALITY FILM ENTERTAINMENT, I WENT TO THE CINEMA TO SEE THAT AND NEARLY CRIED, NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FILM, I HAD TO PAY MONEY WAS THE THING THAT GOT THE TEAR DUCTS TWINGING. BUT I SUPPOSE IT COULD BE WORSE THEY COULD TAKE OUT A SEQUEL. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
