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Review title: Just another hair movie.
Product review: The only good thing to say about this so-called adaptation of the Earthsea series is that you need less than 15 seconds to see how poorly made it is.Those 15 seconds were enough to give that screen writers, producers and directors around the world should have to get a license certifying that they can read at above a 6th-grade level before they are allowed to put anything on screen. That would save a lot of people a lot of money and grief. In addition, people like the ones who made this mini-series would be forced to do something meaningful with their lives.If you can't read, don't make movies based on books. Become a quick-fry cook or waiter. Do something that benefits the people around you.If you can read, read Ursula K. LeGuin's Earthsea series. It's a fantasy written by a grownup for other grownups who can read.The mini-series is a made-for-tv hair movie for non-readers.P.S. It would be nice if you could give negative stars on this site.
