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Review title: Awful...
Product review: This is the worst album ever. Every single track is horrible. They all follow the same basic formula. First, the song opens with a monotonous guitar riff. Then James grunts into the microphone about his anger problems. After that, the band breaks into another monotonous guitar riff and repeats it over and over and over for several minutes. Then James starts grunting into the microphone about his anger problems. Then, the band breaks into the same monotonous guitar riff, repeating it for a few more minutes...which is followed by more angry grunting by James Hetfield. Its so formulaic and boring. All the songs just sound exactly the same and just wear my ears down. I haven't been this bored since watching "The Bridges of Madison County" at the movie theatre ten years ago! Terrible, absolutely terrible!
