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Review title: Call Me Mr. Sensitive
Product review: Horrid garbage of the most pretentious kind. Our Hero, a fragile soul whose nerves are all a jingly-jangly because of the evil ways of the US of A, jets down to San Miguel (first class? who can doubt it?) with his oh-so-artistic wife and together they become One With The People as few Gringos have before. Hmmm, smell that mole cooking. They don't have mole in LA, do they? Hey, nice shirt on that woman, let's buy it off her back! Wow, no home burglar alarm systems here in Quaint and Soulful San Miguel. Yeah, not more than about 10,000 of them -- after all, we have to protect the $$$$$$$$ of the mega-rich Gringos from California and Texas who populate this place. Hey, forget about a plastic toy for little Jonny, let's buy him this wooden donkey. Won't we look artistic and sensitive and soulful when it's unwrapped? I suppose this book could have been more patronizing, but it would have taken some work. As we say in San Antoinio, eeee-ho!
