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Review title: Makes For A Nice Doorstop
Product review: Urghh, I'll never forget the summer I wasted trying to get through this book. Can you say, uh, boring? [Insert worthless footnote here].I think I got to page 700 or so before I stopped caring about the life of adolescent tennis pros, football punters, garbage collection, and all sorts of non-sequiters.Clearly the most over-rated piece of literary diarrhea ever written. It is almost like Wallace wrote a computer program to generate massive paragraphs filled with random sentences that individually made sense, but collectively were incoherent. And to mock the reader, he filled it with worthless footnotes that pretend to enlighten the victim of his prose, but only served to lengthen the torture he inflicted on the reader.I will never get those weeks that I spent reading this trash back...I was in the prime of life, and to waste it reading such garbage...arghhh!
