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Review title: Long and Stuffy!
Product review: "I daresay old boy, jolly good effort but bloody pretentious and snotty, not to mention a bit of a BORE I'm afraid." Seriously, good writing often comes from simplicity of form and ideas not by overdone philosophycal drivel on human emotions or by theatrical writing structure and unusual adverbs. As for the author's age and looks: let's stick to the content of the narrative rather than the photograph on the dust jacket shall we? Don't waist your time. Borrow it from the library if you must.
