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Review title: who are these imposters?
Product review: Upon listening to this album, I like to share a few thoughts. I have a few theories. Maybe all the band members got sick during recording and the technies and roadies had to fulfill the deadline and pick up the instruments. Or even more absurd, the aliens came and abducted James,Lars, and Kirk, and had them replaced with something else. Maybe that'll explain why the songwriting, production is some of the worst I've ever heard. Now I know liking music is greatly subjective, but production level can be gauged. If Bob Rock produced this, I suggest him get a new line of work. I burst out laughing listening to the first track, Frantic. Wait, this is suppose to be a metal record, not Robin Williams telling jokes. Listen to James "sing" tick tock, tell me if it's not funny.I have followed Metallica in the early 80's to the Black Album. St. Anger-- I'm not sure if I'm suppose to cry or laugh. It's sad to say the pioneer of metal has been reduced to this...
