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Review title: Steaming Turd
Product review: While I love zombie movies, I didn't like Romero's "Day" all that much. However, it looks like Citizen Caine next to this rediculous steaming turd of a flm. Blame must be placed entirely on the writing and directing, as the acting is actually quite good. Now I'm all in favor of films that attempt to add to the Romero spin on the undead, you should only watch this as an excercise in how to make a truely horrible zombie film. I kept watching even after I lost interest, and I still only got halfway through this film. As a die hard cinophile, I will watch even movies I HATE at least twice, and I couldn't sit through this once. If you are thinking about buying this film, go take a dump, sleep it off, sober up and PASS.
