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Review title: This is a terrible joke
Product review: What a waste of energy! Wow! technical! brutal! Mega wow! But can they write music?! Why don't they try and work out some formulas to cure diseases if they're so technical and great! They're rhythms are very simple - just lots of unnecessary, unmusical hits per second. There are no riffs. The sound is quite shallow. The vocals are hmmm VERY interesting. The lyrics, who cares by this stage!? They have nothing to say musically, so why fall for the lyrics? Oh did I mention its fast. Yes, fast. Buy this. It is fast. What a gimmick!!The one star? Its fast.
