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Review title: Maybe better on drugs?
Product review: I've got to say that I really wanted to love this one. It has been described using adjectives and analogies so appealing to me (minimal, heavy, Melvins, etc.) Yet every time I listen, I just feel like I'm back in high school, late at night in my buddy's basement, bored as hell, listening to two stoned dudes trip out with their guitars.Maybe the other reviewers have better stereos or better drugs, but this one just doesn't live up to its promise for me.
