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Review title: Unfortunently, there are no negarive stars available for rating
Product review: I just witnessed this travesty of drama and have spent the last hour mulling over how poor it was and wondering what I can possibly do to get those three hours of my life back. Poor writing, flat characters, lack luster plot, complete lack of the farce it attempts to have, are all hallmarks of this work. Never mind that this wretchedness is foisted upon the audience for at least twice as long as it should have been. It was not the actors in any way, but the play itself which was beyond poor. There isn't enough space in this review to accurately and faithfully list what is bad about this play, and leaving a single period to list any merits it may have is too long.
