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Review title: DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME IN THE ARMY
Product review: IN THE ARMY NOW IS PAULY SHORE'S WORST DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME IT'S MARGINALLY BETTER THAN JURY DUTY OR THE SUPER DREADFUL BIO-DOME
