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Review title: Vile, Boring Nonsense
Product review: I like horror and I don't mind gore if it, like nudity or sex, serves the story in some way. This is just a mean-spirited, ugly movie that lacks imagination so it attempts to make up for it with gruesome violence. If that's all you're looking for in a movie then a) good luck with that and b) enjoy this thing. It's pace is excruciatingly slow and it succumbs to nearly every cliche you can imagine--the killer, who is simply an averagely built female, somehow manages to be superhuman for no good reason, or rather everyone else is transformed into a weakling when convenient for the "plot" (and I use the term loosely); everyone she kills is equally stupid in some way or other; the revenge plot that is often repeated is repeated again here. Just an awful, dull, unpleasant, derivative film that deserves none of the accolades given by other viewers.
