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Review title: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ZEPPELIN!
Product review: How dare the reviewer of this musical tripe invoke the name of the Hammer of the Gods? Lindsay Lohan is not worthy to carry Mr. Page's guitar case. If only Peter Grant were alive to properly insult this talentless tart and the vacuous pin-head who wrote the Amazon review!
