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Review title: It bored me to sleep
Product review: How many times can a writer use the phrases "After all" and "of course" in a 500 page book and still win a Pulitzer? Apparently, about 500. The writing in this book is lethally dull, the characters are uninteresting and the plot limps along until the very end when it commits suicide. Puh-leeze.
