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Review title: BURN THIS MOVIE!!
Product review: Zero stars actually! I won't waste much effort and space on detailing all the reasons why this movie should be destroyed but I must say it is an INSULT to the original. When this movie came out I was a kid and I remember wanting to like it, even to the point of defending it. After several years I saw it again and had to admit what even as a kid I had known deep down inside; this is a truly awful film. Rick Baker's ape suit is pretty good given the technology of the day. Jessica Lange, Jeff Bridges and Charles Grodin are all fine actors but in each case this film is the stain on their resume. Many of the customer reviews here say "don't listen to the critics." Well, don't listen to those people! The critics in this case are right. There is good reason for any true lover of the original to revile this mess of a movie. I say burn it and let's pretend it never existed.
