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Review title: i had to open the car window; it stunk so bad!!
Product review: Luckily I received a copy for free during the Art on the Green festival. Author Shapero should invest in psychotherapy or at the very least a dictionary. He seems to be permanently lost in metaphorville. His strange mixture of opposing adjectives and adverbs has left me confuzzled (direct quote)! Mr. Shapero's prose would be better served in art critiques. In short, it was simply baa - aa - dd ram writing! You really do get what you paid for.
