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Review title: outrageous display of horendousness
Product review: Large dinosaur draped in purple. A mess of things, simply catastrophic. Purple first and foremost is the color of passion and royalty, this dinosaur displays neither of the forementioned. If your intention is to lower your child's intellect into the imaginary negative realm of blabbering idiocy this is a must buy. If you wish for your child to aspire to be more than a gas station attendant I recommend the more stimulating drivel displayed in the baby einstein masterpieces.
