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Review title: The Bland Witch Project
Product review: This movie is more a snooze-fest than a scream-fest. A good 77 minutes of the movie is just meandering drivel, as most documentaries made by teenagers are. I see what the filmmakers try to do in this part, which is to build suspense, but that won't work if there are annoying, foul-mouthed teens in the way. By the time the movie finally becomes a REAL horror flick in the last 10 minutes, you'll either have given up on the movie, fell asleep, or got too bored to notice. All the hype about this movie is built up on the last 10 minutes, so for those of you who haven't seen it, just go straight to the end. Trust me, you won't be missing anything. Otherwise, just have a friend sneak up on you and yell "Boo!" and you'll probably save money.
