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Review title: This should be listed under "Comedy"
Product review: To say that this bit is bad is an insult to bad bits. It sounds as if the lyricist read a bunch of sympathy cards, smoked some pot, got emotional, then wrote her feelings down on a napkin. She then gave them to an orchestrator with about twenty minutes to arrange the music.Even the Lifetime network would have declined this script. Only buy this as a gag gift for people that you despise. It's awful.
