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Review title: Ocean needs to dry up
Product review: I still have nightmares about it: I was in the theater. It was around late January, and the options were few, so my brother and I picked "Ocean's 12." My therapist tells me I will get over my condition one day but it will take a lot of work.Here's what Hollywood did: "We have some money and we need something to fill the post-holiday gap. Any unnecessary sequels need making? Ocean's 12? Let's do it. Come on, this is a sequel. We don't even need a script. Clooney, Pitt, Damon and Roberts will just wander around Amsterdam until a plot gels somehow."And the deus-ex-machina ending was so bad I couldn't believe the actors and writers ever agreed to it. It proves my point that no one involved cared about this movie from the start.If you rent or buy this DVD, pull your pants down and take a steamy dump on it. Then it'll have more value.
