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Review title: would rather watch squirrells mate
Product review: This "movie" is the absolute worst ever made. It was the first time that I went to a movie, and the funniest things in the theater came from all the audience members making fun of it. Not some, but the WHOLE audience. This movie is horrible. If you are 12 years old and don't mind lame acting, stupid jokes, and don't know what a plot is, you will like this movie. In fact, they might hire you to write the sequel...
