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Review title: Skip This One!
Product review: Geesh! This should have been entitled Family angst with a small dose of murder on the side. Page after page I kept waiting for something to happen while the two main characters went on and on and on with their certifiable relationship. Found myself skipping pages as the characters in each long-drawn-out-scene beat a subject to death. Mid way through I was wishing all the characters had been buried in a box and left there.
