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Review title: "Safe" made me sick! Cinematic torture...
Product review: Safe is perhaps one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It ranks among Ace Ventura 2 and the remake of The Island of Dr. Moreau featuring Marlon Brando.Safe is agonizingly slow, stupefyingly boring and if you're any kind of a skeptic (like myself) you'll be rolling your eyes constantly. Don't waste your time with this stinker.Multiple chemical sensitivity has been defined as ...If you sympathize with people who wear foil beanie caps and live in overturned toilet bowls, this is the movie for you! By the way, I say all of these things as a huge Julianne Moore fan. If it hadn't been for her, I would have stopped the movie 15 minutes into it.
