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Review title: About this..."book"
Product review: This...book..stunk. I type this slowly so it has time to sink into the brain of all you numskulls out there who adore this book and author. I have to say that this book is pointless, depressing, and not creatively written. I am a fifth grader, and I prefer the moral-telling, mind-whizzing works of art that use beautiful language such as the Pendragon series by D. J. MacHale, the Redwall series by Brian Jacques, and the His Dark Materials Trilogy by Philip Pullman. I guess if the juvenile people who read these kind of childish books like them, you can go on rotting their brains until they are twisted and warped like a piece of driftwood.
