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Review title: Nothing to see here, please move along
Product review: In its theatrical form, this movie is a straight-up botch. It is so poorly written and delivered that I have to wonder what Ridley Scott was thinking when he signed off on the whole mess, and I cringe to think that this was meant to be the kick off for a round of linked stories. Further, I would implore any fans of Alien or Scott who have not seen this yet to just avoid it entirely. It's that lame.
