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Review title: An unfunny fossil
Product review: What I'm about to say is akin to declaring the Earth is flat.Merry Men sing their signature number. How much you want to bet they'll start doing the can-can? ..Yep, there it is."A BLACK sheriff??!!" ..Hang on, we better explain to the audience that it's a shout-out to Blazing Saddles. Wink wink nudge nudge.Little's John's river is smaller than a toothpick. Wait! Have Chappele straddle the sides to show how tiny it is! Otherwise it'll just go over the audience's heads.Pratfalls. Pratfalls. Did I mention PRATFALLS?Dat goofy Sheriff, he talk so funny!And so on. If I can predict the joke by recalling a Loony Tunes cartoon I watched at age 6, we have a problem. It's not just this movie; a lot of comedy falls into this bracket, even now. To you, it may be classic and familiar, but to me it's depressing. The only guy comfortable here is Chappelle, and maybe Richard Lewis (a wicked fly Prince John; why would they want to depose him?). Otherwise, this was just painful to sit through.
