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Review title: This album has the 2 best songs on it.
Product review: Dyers Eve, in my opinion the awesomest metal song ever. One is the most musical metal song I have ever heard. The sound quality in the album was that way because they wanted to do something different. Lars's drumming sucks rocks. He doesn't know what a musical phrase is. His beat consists of the basic standard rock beat. Nothing more, unless he changes it in another one of his misinterpretations of the melody. He misinterpreted 90% of the melody in the album, he doesn't know how to make music on the drums. He figures the note played on guitar should have the corresponding note played on drums, so he plays exactly with 2nd guitar, as if he was playing guitar. It sucks. You may think it's a cool idea but it destroyed at least half the melody in the album and if he wasn't there the album would have better ratings.He should have stayed a tennis player, he has no musical blood.4 stars for the music, minus a star because of Lars.
