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Review title: Lame-brained kiddy junk
Product review: Very stupid, inept film. tries to be funny but just wasn't. Bad acting. So what are the redeaming factors? some cool creature effects, I guess. The various creatures&monsters; looked fairly good, I guess. I only remember one scene:A girl and a boy are being arrested, both protagonists, and in order to ivade this, the girl eats some martain gum which turns her into a giant green monster. After knocking out one of the guards, she eats the other one! man! she could have let him go but instead decided to chase him down and swallow him whole while he's still alive. What a horrbile fait! She then makes a comment about how this alien form 'Looks good for her hair'. She then removes the gum from her mouth and turns back into a human and has a relieved look on her face like she just did something good! and she doesn't feel bad she just digested a innocent man and turned him into feces! Is that a moral they want to teach kids?pitiful movie. Tasteless, boring and stupid.
