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Review title: It just seems like forever
Product review: I bought the book and therefore was committed to reading it but reading this tome or better tomb is a task worthy of Sisyphus. I cannot image a greater punishment than giving this novel to anyone; I would rather receive coal for Christmas. If you want to make your life seem eternal, than reading this might provide you with a feeling of immortality: dull, boring, and endless.
