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Review title: Come Back Roddy McDowell!
Product review: Paul, Brian and Lee say it all. This film is appalling. Tim Roth and Helena Bonham Carter's careers will hopefully survive this; they were the only saving graces.This film has everything that most directors would leave on the cutting room floor. Wooden acting, far too much Kung-Fu style leaping about, a large-bosomed blonde, a battle that concludes with everyone joining hands and singing "Kum-Ba-Yah" (almost), not to mention a truly stupid ending.Jackie Chan in a gorilla suit meets One Million Years B.C.Watch at your peril.
