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Review title: The HORROR!~!~!
Product review: Some things in life will make you question God's sanity. This is one of them. If, while viewing it, you experience a dull pain behind your eyes--not to worry, that's just your brain slowly dying from exposure to such a vacuum of intelligence as this film is. I sincerely doubt that whomever wrote this script even had a central nervous system, much less a brain. Please, for my sake, for your brain's sake, avoid this "movie".
