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Review title: Well-acted, ponderous, nihilist porn
Product review: Well-acted, ponderous, nihilist porn, the dual point of which is that (a) you should live your life amorally, however you want, since existence is inexorably pointless, or (b) you should give up and die, since existence is inexorably pointless. Paradoxically, therefore, so is this movie.
