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Review title: Oh dear oh dear!
Product review: Schlock, pure schlock. Eric Clapton needs a rabbit out the hat for the next one or he risks being remembered for tripe like this. It's right up there with Reptile and Pilgrim. If he wants to be dumb and happy, great! He deserves to be happy. He should do it in retirement. He's just way too good to be remembered for such mediocre material.
