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Review title: viva too different
Product review: Standing out + getting noticed = crazy. There is so much in the stories that could be interesting but with all the heavy laden metaphors (drippingly obvious for attention) which the writer is soooo proud of as if to say gee Im a genius look at me I can add...makes me feel like..who cares! Knock it off, get out of the way of the story and write.
