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Review title: Lookie Here! I Done Wroted A Book!
Product review: Well, now...I cain't lie to all you good 'mericans. Karen Huge he'ped me out A LOT on this. I'm so glad Daddy picked her for me, and this will really help put food on her family. So when y'all gettin' your tax refund back this year, buy, buy, BUY!Yep, there's a lot of things I had her leave out...the years I spent hopped up on Peruvian marching powder, the time I went on a two-year bender while AWOL from the National Guard (Yeehah! Lotta fun...gotta do that again, and soon!), the failed oil bidnesses in mah "home" state, that little bit o' insider tradin' I did back in the early nineties (SHHHHHhhhh!!)...but that's all behind me now. Trust me, for I am your pars'nent, and together we can all build the pie higher for my friends at ENRON.Gawd bless y'all,Dumbya
