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Review title: Definitely would not recommend to my greatest enemy.
Product review: The best movie ever! Rob Zombie's wife is the best actress ever!!!Okay...haha, I'm greatly exaggerating, as you know after what I just said. Rob Zombie ABSOLUTELY ruined the franchise. I don't even know what's going on in this film. It's that bad. There isn't an option for a "no star," but if there was I would have chosen that. They need to reboot the reboot. The movie isn't even scary. It's just gross. I need a shower just watching it. I ABSOLUTELY (yes, I like this word only in caps) would never recommend the movie to anyone.
