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Review title: Totally "Shred-tastic"
Product review: Man, this machine just destroys and shreds ANYTHING! At my job, I hold the highly coveted title of "Executive Document Shredder" so not to sound arrogant, but I know a thing or two about shredders. When I arrived on the first day for my job, I was absolutely horrified to discover a 2001 paper shredder. Atrocious. I demanded they purchase a machine that would reciprocate my level of document shredding. The company listened and now I am happily sitting in the copy/mail room for 9 straight hours, 6 days a week, shredding important documents. The only way this machine could've got 5 stars was if it had a pull-out cot so I could shred in my sleep.
