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Review title: Prentitious, long and dull
Product review: This is another pretentious claptrap that uses CGI for some fancy animation about death (ENTER THE VOID, PAN'S LABYRINTH) for 10 minutes, then it's 2 hours of boring, rich white folk's problems shot on a handheld camera. I'm sure Lars von Trie thought he was satirizing the Bourgeoisie, but he really romanticizes it. I've seen more interesting things come out of my dog's ass. On top of how dull it was, the Amazon download froze in the middle, so we had to reboot the Roku, which made the film even longer.
