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Review title: Die Already Mecrapica!!
Product review: I was a huge fan of Metallica from Kill 'em all through Justice. I grew up idolizing these guys. I think it's safe to say that they have let the music world down again by creating a new drink coaster for our collective coffee tables. This cd is terrible. The production is hideous. The drum sound is almost laughable. Lars is the worst drummer in rock/metal today. Metallica has lost every ounce of creativity that they once had by simply going through the motions. It seems as though they think that the general public is oblivious to the fact that they all sat around and came up with a perfect marketing and money making strategy which is to give us exactly what we want. There's one problem--we are not frozen souled, geriatric zombies like Metallica. They brought back the syncopated hits and speed of Puppets and Lightning, the anger of Justice, and the crunch of the black album, but forgot to actually [care]...
