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Review title: TRAINED CHIMP ON DRUMS?
Product review: YES, I HAVE LISTENED TO THIS SHOO-SHOO AND HAVE ALSO SEEN THEM ON TV, ECT. THEY ARE ACTUALLY INTERTAINING TO WATCH BECAUSE, WELL, YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT! THIS IS BASICALLY A GIMMICK (BAND?) TO ATTRACT MAINSTREAM ROCK KIDS THAT ARE TIRED OF LINKIN PARK AND ALL THAT MESS. THEY BORROW SO MUCH FROM OLDER ESTABLISHED GROUPS THAT HAD THEIR HAYDAY AND IS NOW FORGOTTEN.... THIS STUFF GIVES ME A HEADACHE EVEN WITH THE VOLUME TURNED OFF!!
