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Review title: Bleahhh...
Product review: It's a pity that Metallica will not be remembered as the best band of the 80s, but rather as the band that perpetrated the worst sellout in musical history. Despite what the MTV-watching hordes will tell you, this sure is a Load.If you go to a Metallica concert and it starts to rain, that's just Cliff Burton pissing on his betrayers from above.
