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Review title: Between July and August there is a Jackass
Product review: "Dilly" is an absolute joke. He was not published on merit, but rather by his daddy. I've met Dilly and he is in no way deep or sincere, preferring to brag about the girls he supposedly slept with or the modeling competitions he's in. (model?! please) His poems are lacking in any type of talent or insight, more resembling the monosyllabic ryhme schemes and simple meter of a 5 year-old. His empty poetry is a reflection of his empty life and personality. A BOY who has never faced hardship of any kind should not have the audacity to publish a book and pretend he's Maya Angelou. Dilly, you are shallow and vapid, and I pity you and anyone who's come within 5 feet of you. Grow up.
