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Review title: Blow Fly Blows!
Product review: So there I was, believing what everyone had told me: Cornwell's stuff is really cool. So I go off and pay freakin' full price at my local bookstore, eager to find a best-selling author who actually knows how to tell a g.d. story...and discover this laughable, excremental exercise in frustration. Cornwell couldn't get a passing grade in a high school composition class with this crap. The screwed-up use of tenses and awkward grammar nearly drove me nuts. Obviously, this author believes her own inflated press releases. Now, of course, she's becoming a TV crime-reporting pundit. That's like having Marcia Clark and Chris Darden tell the world how to convict slam-dunk guilty murderers. A very bad joke.
