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Review title: Inane
Product review: Would somebody please put Damon Lindelof on the same Banned-For-Life list as M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong please? Thank you Sir Scott for completely ruining Alien for me now. If you value the original, do not watch this piece of garbage.
