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Review title: Don't go breaking my eardrums
Product review: Yet another hits collection from Mr. Boring himself, this one features the sickening "Don't Go Breaking My Heart", which is surely one of his most worn-out numbers ever. Can anyone actually want to hear this stuff again? Besides, they still play this junk on the radio, so why would you want to spend your hard-earned cash on this CD, or any other by Elton John, for that matter. This stuff is the antithesis of cool. Do yourself a favor; buy something else.
