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Review title: If I could give this film zero stars I would...
Product review: Save your money and more importantly your time. Perhaps the worst dialogue I have ever heard -- I actually thought that the movie was a parody at one point (i.e., Laura San Giacomo as the indebted prostitute, huh?). Incredibly contrived (yet strangely convoluted) and a script that is riddled with holes. The use of the flashbacks and non-linear storytelling were truly offensive to those directors who actually know how to effectively use such techniques. I think the guy who did the soundtrack (and editing) was shooting weddings prior to this gig. And every single character (or caricature) was so poorly drawn that you secretly wished they would all be shot dead. Let's not even mention the embarrassing interplay between Leary and his 'goomba' sidekick ...The only redeeming thing about this entire movie was the opening roll of credits...
