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Review title: Consider yourself warned!
Product review: If you want to read a book in which the hero-detective is so stupid he not only TOUCHES a wet, red stain on a carpet, but then goes on to actually TASTE it to determine if it's blood or who knows what, then go right ahead. But do yourself a favor and read Shane Stevens's "By Reason of Insanity," instead.
