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Review title: Terminally cute
Product review: Good commercial for chocolate though did chocolate ever need any kind of commercial? As PHONY, COY & PRETENTIOUS AS a Sunday NY Times spread, chic clothes & makeup & sets & scenery. PLUS some of the WORST ACTING I've ever seen on film. And by the way, did you think the scene showing a dog lopping up chocolate kisses off the floor was funny? Try it on your dog if you want to put him or her down. Very NOW: i.e. decadent stuff.
