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Review title: Perfect album to play when unwanted relatives are visiting!
Product review: Or your grandparents! They'll love this too, send it to 'em. Because why send them a card, when you can send them into cardiac arrest?Actually, who COULDN'T love this?? With such heartwarming lyrics like:"I wish I had a c***I'd rub it in your faceI'd shove it in your mouthYou'd really like the tasteThen I'd STICK IT UP YOUR @$$,SHOVE IT UP YOUR @$$,RAM IT UP YOUR @$$!"Needless to say, this album can't be taken seriously. It's quite hilarious actually. Hilariously bad. You'll want to be completely alone when listening to this - or better yet - don't listen to it at all.
