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Review title: ANNOYINGLY SOPHOMORIC!
Product review: Do you know anybody in the 1990's that sent out telegrams?! Well, that's what Mr. Mason's characters do- whatever! This book holds the distinction of having the best opening line, followed by the worst story I've drudged through since Nicholas Sparks's "Message in a Bottle."
