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Review title: Pathetic
Product review: Here's a quote:"Often, I sought attention from my peers and would partake in frivilous acts of revelry simply to get a smirk out of my cronies."I would prefer to read a book written by an actual person, not an electronic thesaurus.Nice try though, Eston.
