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Review title: 8th-note bar chords
Product review: omg....every song is the EXACT same!!! the intros are all really cool...then..."well, we cant write melodys, so...dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"; 8th note bar chords overlaped with cheesy punk singing--for every song...i mean seroiusly, if you took the melody from every song and listened to them at the same time....it would all match, every melody of every song is the same tempo, same rythm.. dun dun dun dun dun dun--bland omg....if you like listening to cheesy bar chords rythms, and weak kick-ins that are about as cool as a toothpick in your nose...this is the band for youi mean seriously, how does a band with so little writing talent get so popular?? i guess little girls like that poppy stuff
