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Product review: This is so mediocre. The songwriting is lame, the fake-metaphysical lyrics (so heavy, Wayne; read a book sometime) are tiresome, and the just-add-water attempt at trippiness (buy a few Bardo Pond or Amon Duul 2 CDs, Wayne, not to mention Jim O'Rourke's latest digital secretion, and actually LISTEN. Like, closely, dude) via their yawn-inducing, Wish-You-were-Here-meets-Burt-Bacharach (i.e., a thin hair shy of "Dream Weaver") production values may provide fast relief to chronic insomniacs, but are otherwise merely indicative of the continued gullibility of the average 'alternative'consumer, who'll gladly gobble up the most recycled doggy-poo so long as the vapid alterna-critics (who rarely know any better) gush over it. The only positive thing I can say about The Soft Bulletin is that it's only one, rather than four CDs.
