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Review title: Nice Peepers
Product review: Bleeping kids! Why did they have to stop in the middle of nowhere to check out a sewage pipe? After almost being run down by a crazy carney, they followed the insane clown to an abandoned church. Right next to the church was a pipe that went into the ground. The 'person' got out of its truck and had an object in sheets. After dumping the thing down the pipe and after the 'man' left the scene, the college brother and sister went to investigate it. Well, you know what happens. Hell crashes down on their heads and they're pretty much doomed. The creature follows them and has a motive. To find body parts. Ok, I'll never drive around where there are flat lands. Don't stop thinking about tomorrow. If a carney bugs you, ignore it or give him some canned food.
