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Review title: I bought this thing ...
Product review: I'm just like everyone else who bought this product. I'm so genetically deviant I actually mistook this third world mistake for that great game I saw in an arcade called Dance Dance Revolution. Sure that game used a monitor, sound system, and a computer to make a fun game but I thought that this piece of plastic with lights on it could do the same. Then I opened it and suprise! It didn't even make sound! Not only that but instead of using an intelligent system like scrolling arrows in sync with music to show you your next dance steps it just blinked lights on the floor that while unnaturally staring down at you have to spastically smash with your feet. ...
