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Review title: Here's A Story 'Bout My Homeboy Randy . . .
Product review: ...He was hooked on a girl named Candy. That's poetry at its finest, considering you're deaf, dumb, blind, and deformed. It's miraculous that I used to listen to this album religiously back in grade school and haven't thought about doing anything drastic to myself or the world in which I exist as a traumatic result! This CD gets a star, because it's hilarious to go driving around bumping Vanilla Ice out of your vehicle. The looks are priceless! So get yo' groove on, pimp daddy. Max and relax with yo' mind on yo' money and yo' money on yo' mind, playa! 'Cause Ice is back with a brand new invention! Definitely worth a star in my book - also worth a dollar (tops) just to play this in your car stereo in front of the honeys! Know what I'm sayin', G?
