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Product review: Well, I brought this book because after reading the blurb on the back cover it sounded like it had a Roald Dahl ring to it. However, because you now KNOW that nothing will go right for the main characters in the book, the book is very predictable, predictable here meaning YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! I'm agreeing with the reader from Edinburgh here, (I'm from Sussex by the way, hello!). All of that explaining of words got really annoying, I still have no idea what all that was about. Also the characters were a bit dim...why on earth didn't they just run away from their evil uncle? I probably didn't enjoy the book because I was 14 when I read it, it is definately for younger children, even though I think the book would even leave them unsatisfied because it has a rubbish ending. Nice try Lemony Snicket, but better luck next time. What sort of a made-up name is that anyway?
