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Review title: Don't waste your money...
Product review: ...on buying this second hand for $50, It's being reissued in November! This album is a classic and everyone should own a copy. Children should be given this record at birth. It should be a high school graduation pre-requisite. It should be a mandatory listen in order to use your genitalia. Yep...it's really that good kids!
