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Review title: TOO MUCH MONKEY BUSINESS!!
Product review: I wonder how many people like me thought this was gonna be a scorcher.After all TIM BURTON at the helm .big budget,solid cast,well boy were we disappointed.Its an absolute stinker and people listen if you havent seen this yet be prepared for the worse movie ending EVER!! oh and one other thing.Who ever told MARK WAHLBERG he could act??whoever did their nose must be 2 foot long.He is rank.TIM ROTH is all grunts and rolling eyes in a performance that is so over the top its hurtling down the other side and as for HB CARTER you just cant take her seriously as she is the spitting image of WHAKO JACKO!!The film looks mucho tacky in parts,totally rushed, and has a storyline that is wafer thin and totally implausible but truly the funniest thing about the whole shambles is the way the apes leap about and i do mean leap like 30 FEET into the air.What is that all about??Why BURTON got involved in this is anybodys guess.There will be a sequel but who cares??A prime turkey.
