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Review title: CD currently in God's CD Player... Enough Said
Product review: There is an old saying that goes something like this... "When God needs work done, he creates geniuses." Rock and Roll, Rap, and the Monster Ballad, have been in dire need of a savior for quite some time now. Hulk was selected by the hand of God to revitalize the music industry. After listening to this album, I cannot even utter the words Da Vinci, Einstein, or Tesla, without first mentioning the Hulkster, otherwise known as Hulk Hogan, otherwise known as the Hulk, inventor and grandmaster of the religion known as Hulkamania. Hulk's musical genius is utterly amazing, possibly supernatural. After seventeen times of listening to the album straight through, although the orgasms stopped, the euphoria of the superb rythm and bass still makes my hair stand on end. Hulkster's flow is just too tight and original for any other MC to even think about steppin. Quite simply, the most magnificient musical composition to be put together in the past half millenium.
