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Review title: Democractic People's Republic of Beefheart.
Product review: The perfect album for your next visit to a gulag. Now you too can experience the unspeakable torture and pain that prisoners go through. Now, if they could just fit a cat-o-nine-tails into the jewel case, it would constitute the complete experience. Absolute torture in a box!This album is like North Korea - crazy, devoid of substance, spiraling out of control, and a danger to everyone else.Keep pretending to enjoy it, chumps.
