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Review title: Don't bother
Product review: I'd give this book a negative 5 stars, if that were a choice. I read about 3/4 of it and gave up. This has got to be one of the dumbest books ever written. Two teenagers marry, then the girl's parents make her annul it. The boy spends the next decade or so pining for her and when she comes back to town for the class reunion, he kidnaps her and spends the next few days engaging in soft porn foreplay which he refuses to consummate. You get every detail of who touched who and where and all the heavy breathing, but he never goes through with it. she such a ...-brain that she can neither tear herself away, nor make him go through with it. I'd swear this was writen by a teenager. Don't bother.
