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Review title: Turgid Prose Rules!
Product review: This self-published book is enormous and needed a good editor. The writing is almost laughable. I am on page 27 and don't know if I will go on. I think I already sense where the "story" is going, and the florid writing is irritating me. There are no adjectives left for any other authors to use--this book used every single one of them. I think the positive reviews were written by the author and his friends. Sorry.
