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Review title: Could have been great
Product review: So much CG talent and so much earnestness from Del Toro, so much visual splendor, and it's all to serve a story and screenplay that's plucked right from the head of a suburban ten year-old who plays Xbox all day. Studio movies tend to aim downward, but this one aims WAY down to the level of Shrek 2, or Nickelodeon. How this can be the same guy who gave us Pan's Labyrinth, I'll never know. Repeat, some great CG, but DUMB in the worst way possible. And by the way Del Toro, you've totally dated this movie by having everyone fight with that retread kung fu wire-fight style. So, Hellboy is a Chinese acrobat in his spare time? Man, I feel like I've insulted 10 year-olds in this review, now that I think about it.
