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Review title: Ridley Scott has dementia
Product review: Prometheus is a pathetic prequel to Alien. What a stunning disappointment.This is sci-fi for morons. Anyone with half a brain can see the problems with this story. The writers should have their fingers broken, and Scott, well he's the guy who brought these guys on. He'll have to suffer the collateral damage to his reputation.I have no problem with the production values, it looks great, but a scientist petting an alien, puh-lease, somebody save me. One of many laughable scenes in the film.I won't go over all the idiotic story elements, they are well documented in scores of reviews.Just let me say be sure you are brain damaged or really really stoned when you watch this and it just may work for you.
