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Review title: Yawn
Product review: Boring, thats the only word i have to describe this novel, it starts out boring, it has a boring story and ends boring, what a waste of an afternoon, i get more excitement cleaning up cat hair balls off the carpet. Dracula where he is uses this book to prop up his coffin whenever the toilet leaks.
