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Review title: WHY? WHY? WHY?
Product review: This version differs from the 1960 film because it contains a masturbation scene, which in my mind is a metaphor for the whole project. Who does Gus think he is that he can mess with a classic? Vince Vaughn reminded me more of Lenny from "Of Mice and Men" than Norman Bates. There is no reason for this film to exist. Except one. Thanks to modern technology, the long zoom from the cityscape to the hotel window is now one unbroken shot (that's worth a star). Luckily for us it's right at the beginning of the movie, so we can watch just that and then turn this atrocity OFF.
