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Review title: Ridiculously Ridiculous!
Product review: I'd have to write a 200 page review on why this movie sucked royal nuts. So, since I have better things to do with my time, I'm simply going to leave any reader with one of the most uncreative, horrific, and stu-tarded things I've ever seen in a sci-fi movie -An Alien ship that is engaged, powered up, through the use of a few notes on what looks like a wooden whistle! Yep, there you have it folks...you've been warned!
