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Review title: Yawn
Product review: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............The critical acclaim of the Deer Hunter once again proves the common wisdom that if you produce an utterly boring movie, devoid of plot or substance the artsy crowd will fill it with imaginary attributes. In a nutshell this movie is zzzzzzzz.......... There was nothing in it anywhere that relates to my experiences in Vietnam or its aftermath, nor any relation to the lives of other vets I know. If you think it's art, fine. But don't think it has anything to do with the real Vietnam War. Chop it to 90 minutes and it might become watchable. Deer Hunter most resembles one of those Italian or French films where actors stare into spce for 5 minutes of dead screen time.
