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Review title: It sounds they had a stroke
Product review: With all the recent reviews and hype over these "new saviors of rock-n-roll"'s album, I was anxiously awaiting its release to the local record stores. Maybe my interpretation of rock-n-roll is different than others. Maybe when I hear that this band plays rock-n-roll, I'm thinking the Stones, Ramones, Replacements, Zeppelin, Social D.,etc. The Strokes have the energy and enthusiasm of a stroke victim. The only song I can even remember is track seven, which rips off the beginning of "American Girl". The whining muffed vocals and the mundane guitar playing blur without distinction from song to song, in a vain attempt to hide the lack of talent. They must have done so real ...up or sold their soul to the devil to get signed. If these guys are the future of rock, we are all ....
