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Review title: *PRAISE BE TO THE EERIE LORD OF THE DARK VELVET UNDERGROUND*
Product review: THIS RECORD IS CERTAINLY NOT FOR EVERYONE. THIS IS A RAW AND UNINHIBITED, THE PRODUCTION ALMOST BRINKING ON THE TERRIBLE, BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS. IT WOULD NOT HAVE THE SAME EFFECT IF THE PRODUCTION WAS AT LEAST GOOD. I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD OWN THIS RECORD (INCLUDING THOSE WHO LIKE POP/MAINSTREAM) AND BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO IT FOR ITS DARK QUALITY AND MASTERFUL MUSICIANSHIP. SOME CALL GLENN DANZIG THE "EVIL ELVIS", EERIE VON IS MOST DEFINITELY THE "EVIL JIM MORRISON". IS THIS ANY INDICATION OF JUST HOW GENIUS THIS IS? THIS PICKS UP WHERE "THE BLOOD AND THE BODY" LEFT OFF. EVERY SONG IS A NIGHTMARE OF SORTS, CATCHY AND FIENDISHLY EMBEDDING. ONE MORE NOTE ON THE PRODUCTION, SOME ARTISTS USE OF NOISE AND BLEAK PRODUCTION ARE INDENDED TO PORTRAY UNIQUENESS OR TRENDY SLOPPINESS. THIS IS CERTAINLY NOT THE CASE HERE. I WOULD STILL LIKE THIS ALBUM EVEN IF IT SOLD A MILLION COPIES.
