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Review title: This Album is Lame
Product review: I am sorry there is no option for zero stars, but one was as few as I could select. This "music" gave me a headache, as it sounded like a convulsion in a cookware factory. I am sure the appearance of this atrocity on an LP encouraged legions of talentless garage scum to aspire to their own albums, another reason to hate this one. Real musical instruments were optional, evidently, as was musical ability.
