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Review title: Lame Laymon strikes again!
Product review: This is my 3rd, and LAST, attempt to punish myself into trying to read a Richard Laymon (yawn) 'story'. His VERY JUVENILE perception of women and their various body parts makes me worry he is really, truly a sex starved little boy in a mans body. My LORD- what adult thinks the way he does ? Sure, women can be sexy and hot, but he always, in EVERY book I've stumbled through of his, writes as if he is a horny little 14 year old who has NO idea of how women really think or react. I can hardly believe he was married! Or that Dean Koontz was a best friend of his....but dont waste your money on his writing, the story lines on the back always are catching (duh- someone ELSE writes that!) and you will find yourself thinking,,hmm, maybe this sounds like a unique story! But his writing is childish and never, ever do the characters use common sense. Its very disturbing to me that he developed a following of readers! What must they be like, truly, deep inside???
