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Review title: uber-bore
Product review: Dull, beige tunes, set to appalling inept, banal, bathetic lyrics. If this stuff was coming out of anyone else it would be laughed off the air. But its Morrissey,and in the eyes of his fans he is above reproach and beyond criticism. Deeply naff.
