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Review title: Script? What be that then?
Product review: In a rare occasion, I did not watch "Deep Impact" to the end. Why is this classed as a movie. The same branch of entertainment as "Raging Bull" and "Taxi Driver". It is NOT a film. It is one hour of my life I want back. Script, direction, production and cinematography aparently mean NOTHING to the "director". May he hang his head in shame at this mockery of culture. Morgan Freeman, I salute you for carrying on a successful career after unfortunately starring in this [stuff]. Take a guess at the end. Which one is more likely in this film: (a)The meteor(s) hit earth (b)They miss Earth (c)The makers of this abomnation ... themselves.although (c) is more preferable to any movie-goer, it would be patronizing to tell people which one. And if you can't guess, meet up with Bruce Joel Rubin and Michael Tolkin, (yes, apparently there WERE writers involved) and develop a screen-play. It will probably be a damn sight better than this [stuff].
