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Review title: We need a Phantom Edit.
Product review: The ghost of Jar Jar Binks is back, ruining what could have been a good movie. This time he shows up as the two bumbling fools, the guys who do everything wrong and defy all logic. One guy is basically Begbie from Trainspotting, looks kinda like him, sounds kinda like him, and acts kinda like him. Who takes psychopaths on the most important mission ever? Ridley Scott, apparently. Then you have the bigger idiot, who is basically Skipper from Sex and the City, goofy, naive, etc.I propose that someone edit this movie removing every moment of these guys on screen. I am sure we'll at least have a better movie. Everything they are involved in is a subplot at best and does not really affect the shit hitting the fan. Even if it does, a little mystery could go a long way. I might be able to forgive the "daddy doesn't love me" stuff and the "really?" tacked-on ending... Please don't let RS ruin Blade Runner with a twilight career sequel.
