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Review title: This is terrible
Product review: This Alan Mills is awful. He can't even pronounce "mistress", which he sings as "misteress". The lyrics are banal to the point that they might have been generated by one of those lyric generator things. The only classic is "Dark Side of Me", which is searing and great. Sorry, that's a lie. It's rubbish, too. Don't give up the day job, Al.
