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Review title: Jar Jar Binks:Nails down a chalk board.
Product review: Take the best special effects ever, perfect movie audience, almost unlimited budget (plus decades in the making) and what do you get? Well, in this case you get a movie that narrated by a slimy creature that wouldn't even make lizard status and has the voice of nails down a chalkboard combined with the worst computer elevator music mankind has ever invented. OK, the queen had potential, but she's supposed to be two years apart from that seven year old and they're going to be getting married? I don't think so! The plot is non-existent, the acting pitiful and really the whole thing is just set up for the next movie. There are no strong actors and no human actors period of note. Hans Solo, Luke, Darth Vadar...we get the point, were what made first movie and you'll be sorely let down if that's what you watch this for. There's no way to connect to this movie and with so many other good movies coming out right now, get something else.
