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Review title: how to be bad
Product review: My top three tips for reading Nick Hornby's "How to be Good":1. Stop reading any paragraph over three sentences. They never get any better.2. Ignore all parentheticals, and skip any paragraph that begins with one. (They never matter.)3. Better yet, save yourself the trouble and skip the whole book. It's 300 pages that begin with an unhappy married couple considering divorce, and end with an unhappy married couple looking out into the cold, dark night. Ugh.I *loved* High Fidelity, so it pains me to say it, but this one just ain't worth reading.
