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Review title: Amateur Hour and a Half
Product review: Hot chicks who can't act in a movie by screenwriters who can't write. But San Juan looks great.The real actors seem to do a lot of sitting around and talking. The non-actors do all the moving around and stuff. The story is convoluted.I seem to recall a series of films by someone named Andy Sedaris or something. MALIBU EXPRESS, etc. They starred Playboy Playmates who always took a break from some ridiculous spy story to take showers or lay out naked by swimming pools or something without clothes on. They were lame and badly-produced but guys watched them because they provided some visual stimulation.SUNSTORM feels like one of those movies...and they forgot the visual stimulation, if ya know what I mean. Even the scenes inside a strip club in this movie are as chaste as any "Charlie's Angels" episode from the 1970s.It really doesn't rise any higher than that.
