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Review title: Where's Nic?
Product review: This movie is jam packed with bad acting and faux hipness-usually the kind of project that Nicolas Cage's name would be all over. So where is Mr. Cage? His part has been stolen by a halfwit with a gigantic forehead. This moron's name? Quentin Tarantion, hip director extraordinaire. Tarantino has yet to realize that if you rape the audience enough with swill, they'll abandon you (explaining Jackie Brown's poor domestic gross). I guess what I'm trying to say here is that this movie is a piece of crap, its not even enjoyable. If you're looking for a really bad movie, this is for you. Otherwise, avoid at all costs.
