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Review title: The years go fast...
Product review: Do not wait too long, do not delay too much. Do not waste your tmie listening to this contrived album. Half of the five-star reviews suggest that it was composed and rehearsed in nine hours, and that its "beautiful" lack of form is due to the improvisational nature of the project. The other half assert that it was carefully rehearsed for a year, and that every single bit of studio noise and ridiculousness was planned. I have my own theory: this is a giant, steaming pile of garbage. Here's a question for all of you b-fart fans: how would this album sound different if it was played by pre-school kids? Answer: exactly the same. This thing is just jibberish. The emperor has no clothes.
