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Review title: Ugh times two.
Product review: This is what's wrong with the underground music scene. There are seriously a million bands like this singing the exact same songs."cut my wrists and black my eyes!"That line alone makes me shudder. Anyway, at least this band isn't as bad as silverstein. I'll give them that.So anyway, I have to go because I woke up this morning with a hole in my chest, my girlfriend ripped my heart out so now I'm going to slit my wrists and if my words were wisdom, you'd sew my mouth shut as i fold into black and darkness of my black dark heart, which is scarred and black, and if it had wrists it would slit them, too.
