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Review title: Sorry, I can't get past the smucking
Product review: Two attempts and I made it to page 59. I wouldn't have made it that far but for King's name on the cover. I've always found something to like in everything he's written. I've enjoyed the sparse use of made-up language in his other books, but this is too much.It demeans Lisey. It comes off as childish and affected. The reviews attempt to justify it as showing the deep, loving bond between Lisey and Scott. Well, so does a healthy sex life, but that doesn't mean we need to see it on every page.There may be a hell of a story buried in this book, but this is one Constant Reader who's taking a pass this time.
