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Review title: SMOLDERING GLANCES AND SUGGESTIVE CONVERSATIONS LEAD TO NADA
Product review: Sure, very cool. It is beautifully lit art on film, it's luminous. With dozens of scenes worthy of framing and mounting in galleries. And several artistic tropes like kitchen sinks, fluffy European countryside outfits, chillies, forgotten mirrors, color mixing palettes. Plus, some good ol' accordion music in the backdrop.All this produces the cinematic equivalent of window shopping. You can see it, but there's nothing to feel or experience. It's a chain of images of famous Vermeer works, and the historical detail is painstakingly realized.We get teasers of a budding love story, which gives us hope of an oncoming story, a theme. It never does. Oh yeah, it's supposed to work under the surface, but it ends up buried so deep that it's hard to believe. Smoldering glances and vaguely suggestive conversations lead to precious little.And then, thank you folks, it's time to go home. Which is where you should have been to begin with.
