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Review title: I'll spare you the trouble...
Product review: This is the worst low budget film ever made. Seriously, my recent Hi-8 of a family picnic where the dog jumped onto the table and stole a hamburger is scarier and has better production values than this lame excuse for a horror movie. People get lost in the woods, they gradually disappear, something vaguely scary is going on but the camera doesn't hold still long enough to catch anything. You know when you roll down a hill in a trash can and then try to walk? Imagine you're holding a camera while doing that. That and hearing ambiguous evil sounds like "the owl, the mongoose, or the washing machine whirr kind of altered to sound kind of creepy." Cinematography aside (far aside), Casting was done very well, if the goal of the film was to pick people who the audience wanted to see summarily killed by the end of the film. In that case, awesome choices. [applause].
