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Review title: Seize the day? Yes! Buy this book ? No!
Product review: It took me longer to read this boring novella than it did to complete "Gone With the Wind!" I know, I know, Bellow is a Nobel prize winner, but just because his work has merit doesn't make me like this tedious book any better. This book is for you if the thought of endless talk about the price of soybeans and lard on the stock market, spoken by essentially dull characters, makes your heart beat faster and your pulse start racing. Thankfully, this book was not my introduction to Bellow; I started with his first two novels, "Dangling Man," and "The Victim," and I liked them. Then I read "Herzog" and "Mr. Sammler's Planet" and I LOVED them. I will never give up on this author -- he's a masterful writer, and his "The Adventures of Augie March" and "Humboldt's Gift" are waiting for me on my bookshelf. (Books are so patient.) But "Seize" was definitely a disappointing dud.
