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Review title: Nearly Blasphemous
Product review: A truly terrible book. I mean that. For Mr. Bell to dare invoke the name of the great Genius P.G. Wodehouse is nearly blasphemous. Wodehousian prose was lyrical: Bell is a butcherer of the English language. Only a Wodehouse afficionado can appreciate the rabid fury I am experiencing. "Assassin," as a book, is so sloppily written I fully intend to take it outside tomorrow and shoot it (possibly more than once) thereby saving my family and friends the agony found within its pages. I have heard hints that Ted Bell may be on the NYT's best sellers list--If that is true, I am extremely dissapointed. If you want a good book, read the masters. Rex Stout, Dorothy Sayers, Wodehouse himself, or any number of craftsmen (and women) who really appreciated the art of storytelling. Ted Bell, and I can't stress this enough, is a hack. Glen Beck, you have greatly dissapointed me. By endorsing this book you have lowerd my esteem of you no end.
