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Review title: Do NOT Buy This
Product review: A total abomination. Two years ago, in a last minute panic, I purchased this book and quickly scorned myself for being such a sucker and throwing away my money. I just found this "book" in a drawer and am still so pissed about what a piece of garbage it is, I felt compelled to warn others. That said, after this review is posted, I will shred this item into as many pieces as possible, and use the remains to build a fire in an attempt to exorcise my blunder. I could have crapped on a sheet of paper and produced a more remarkable work. I agree completely with the above (or below) post in saying if you use any of these trite sample toasts you should be ashamed of yourself. I'll go further in saying that no book can help you develop a meaningful toast, it must come from within.
