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Review title: The old battleship "Missouri" and some of the fine old crew are the only reason to see this.
Product review: It was great to see the wonderful old battleship, "Missouri" and some of the fine old Navy personnel that may have been (I think) among the crew on her. Of course, I'm also assuming that the battleship was really THE battleship and not just a clever computer-graphics creation.Anyway, the rest of the movie is terribly simple-minded twaddle, whose "stars" are more like amateurs in a YouTube video. The plot is a joke, and the character development is even a bigger joke. The special effects? Meh, it's 2012, and so everybody's got good special effects. But without a plausible plot, it's just an exercise in computer software. Bottom line: this movie is really just another one of those pizza-and-beer movies, best seen after you've already had quite a bit of beer so that your brain won't be expecting very much of anything.
