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Review title: TERRIBLE!!!
Product review: The only reason I gave this album one star is because it doesn't allow zero or negative stars. Apparently this group thinks crappy 70's garage rock deserves revisiting. I beg to differ. This band has actually managed to be worse than the bands that spawned them. This is the bastard offspring of the worst incarnation of rock 'n roll. Retarded machismo abounds, and the lyrics bring to mind the phrase "retards attempting poetry." I had to listen a few more times to prove it was actually as bad as I thought it was the first time. This review is actually the watered down version, as I'm not allowed to use the kind of vulgarity required on this site.
