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Review title: uh...
Product review: i could not agree more with some of the earlier statements. i thought they couldn't make a movie starring milla that i wouldn't watch repetedly...i was wrong. the one positive thing is that this was the first movie i watched on my blu-ray player. i'm telling you that it was visually stunning!! i have watched several movies since and nothing has even come close. you feel like you can just reach out and touch her. that would be a good thing if it weren't for the fact that the story is so, so, so bad that if you could touch her, you would smack her and say "how wasted were you when you read and agreed to do this script?". just so you understand that i am not some pretentious movie fanboy, being overly judgmental... i own and love "island of the alive","dark star","barbarella"...you get the idea.
