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Review title: I am sobbing uncontrolably right now...
Product review: After reading the first 100 pages of this novel, I first tore my larynx from the throat-rattling scream I let loose in my house, then I proceeded to tear out each page and eat them one by one. A few days later I flushed them down the toilet in a cloudy whirlpool of relief. This book was an over-winded, boring toture session that I somehow, inadvertenly, volunteered for. Thankfully this read was of my own accord, and not a signed contract. I am overjoyed I put it where it rightfully belongs.
