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Review title: I can't believe I paid $1.99 to rent this...
Product review: I was so bored, I spent about 30 minutes of the movie trying to decide whether I should play with the cat or use the background noise to get me through doing preliminary taxes. In the end, it was excellent for clipping my nails and sorting through junk mail. Most of the movie was made up from deleted scenes from House on Haunted Hill and Orphan. I got the message loud and clear though; "Abandon your autistic daughter in the parking lot of a mental institution to make the demons stop." This is the kind of movie that encourages the Susan Smiths of the world. I'm gonna recommend this movie to Patti so she'll be mad at me. Excellent payback for the bathroom prank.
