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Review title: Prententious tripe
Product review: This was such a precious, pretentious, contrived piece of self-absorbed twaddle, I can't comprehend the high ratings for this book. I fear that everyone who liked this book is as self-absorbed and precious as the characters in it. If so, then a law should be passed that those who loved this book she be required to wear a hat reading "I loved THE MYSTERIES OF PITTSBURGH" on airplanes, so that people like me will know whom not to sit next to, and avoid tedious conversations.
