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Review title: This movie could not be worse if it had zombies in it.
Product review: Mama Mia I no hear-a such a bad-a Italian movie accent since da original 1932 Scar Face. Nicholas Cage accent is-a so bad I almost-a pee myself laughing.Dis a movie a really really suck.Dis a movie coulda not be worse if it had zombies in it.Dis a movie is a subtle like a Al Capone with a base-a-ball bat.Dis a movie so bad I surprised that a director no call a Jack Kevorkian before it was a released.Dis a movie so bad it maybe have entertainment value as da worst movie ever made.I feel-a sorry for the other actors that have-a to listen to a Cage with-a straight-a face-a.Now that a acting!Too bad-a that Gilda Radner is-a dead, her Rossana Rosana Dana character could-a played Penelope Cruz's part and a give-a balance to Cage.
