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Review title: A Madonna Film Recipe
Product review: 1. Choose about half a dozen wacky/ cooky characters with no obvious connection with each other.2. Put them in about a dozen predictable situations.3. Add a pop video and a few of your own songs.4. Don't allow any comedy.Put in the blender and mix until gooey or slimey.Half-bake for about an hour and twenty minutes.Feed the resultant tasteless pap to an insomniac. Guaranteed sleep within a fraction of that time.
