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Review title: yawn!
Product review: I can't understand all the hype. This movie was quite booring. As I left the theater another man and I looked at each other and said "what was that?" I'll give it 5 stars for beautiful shots, but the unrequited love thing didn't appeal to me and it went nowhere. Don't bother unless you can see it for free. And then maybe do it on an empty stomach so you will fall asleep.
