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Review title: Gag me with a spoon
Product review: The Alien Years: Numerous adjectives come to mind but exhausting comes closest to the mark. This is a short story force fed steroids with the resulting cancer eating away until at the end it dies with a whimper not a bang. Please, the cast of characters is in the thousands and I don't like any of them.
