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Review title: Wildly mediocre, very disappointing
Product review: I honestly can't understand the gushing reviews for this simplistic, bland novel. About half way through I went back to Amazon to see if this was in the young-adult category, because that's how it reads: Teenaged, uncomplicated, lacking in depth and complex emotion and very self-indulgent. There's very little real storyline here and it's full of page after page of incredibly stilted and trite dialogue. I not only wasn't invested in what happened next to the characters, I actually couldn't care less.
