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Review title: I have a crush on this writing and this author.
Product review: If you love prose by superb poets (think Ondaatje); can't imagine a raucous, sometimes abusive, Texas childhood in the home of Agent Orange, with two parents violently in love with each other and their daughters, a warm refinery monkey and a could-be literata; want to know how these same two parents filled their younger daughter with grist for memoirs for our narcissistic age (think Tobias Wolf); and are happy to forgo the gym by laughing so hard your whole core ab workout is unnecessary, you will love the work of a writer David Foster Wallace was lucky enough to adore and we are priviledged to read.
