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Review title: The groundlings would have been on their feet...
Product review: well, anyways, they would have even if they could have afforded seats. This film was not "authentic" Shakespeare, in that the screenplay hacked the original play to pieces, obliterating reams of unnecessary scenes and characters, rearranging the dialogue, and splicing lines, but it made for a movie that was great fun, and I think the Bard would have approved heartily of all the special effects. Ian McKellen is a god. Maggie Smith was fabulous. And I was cheering madly when that hunky Henry of Richmond--oh, never mind, I won't give it away. A pox on all those assorted culture snobs and pedantic wusses who trashed the movie in the name of "high art." Blush, blush, thou lumps of foul deformity! I for one will never see the Wars of the Roses quite the same way again.
