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Review title: I picked up this book by accident...
Product review: There's a note on the back of this book from the author that says, "Dear Reader, You have undoubtably picked up this book by accident, so please put it down." I think I should have listened to him then. Bad things start happening on the first page. This book was gloomy, and barely nothing happy ever happens. The author does warn you, however. In this book, three orphans are sent to a very stange town, where thay are made to do chores all day. Meanwhile, they are getting mysterious notes from their old friends, who are in the clutches of the villian, Count Olaf. This was a very strange book. It's the reader's choice whether he or she wants to take the author's advice on the back of the book. My advice is to do as the author tells you: put the book down.
