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Review title: Awful. You should be paid to view it.
Product review: This movie was just awful. I'm fairly open minded. I like South Park, I like The Office, I like a lot of Newground's stuff, I'll even put up with Family Guy. This didn't have any humor to speak of, really.This, however, was the first movie I've seen where everyone unanimously wanted to skip forwards every minute and a half of content. There is no story, there are no jokes, and there's not really a whole lot of anything aside from really lengthy set ups that don't go anywhere.Absolutely awful. I feel bad for anyone that buys this hoping for any form of entertainment. This may be what you're looking for, though, if you're playing a cruel joke on someone.
