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Review title: Better on "Mystery Science Theater"
Product review: A guy from the wrong side of the tracks and the mayors daughter are the only survivors of a car wreck. Or are they? Charlie Sheen's brother and the guy from the Maniac Cop movies follow the teen couple around after-hours Alabama before the teens can get their souls back into their bodies at the hospital. There is more pointless running away than in a "Halloween" knock-off, and the villains aren't scary, they're just a couple of dorky middle-aged guys looking for an acting job. ANY acting job. Much better when viewed "Mike & the Bots-Style" with plenty of insults hurled at the screen!
