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Review title: Pants, pants, pants
Product review: I must say that this 'haunting' novel really did haunt me for some time. Rushing out, as I did, to purchase this bargain novel (10) I soon came to realise that I had found a flop. Now I feel that I can never trust the marketing of books again; the hype surrounding this naive author was ridiculous. Not wishing to sound too vulgar, I realised this morning that I had run out of toilet paper and decided that I had a worthy substitute sitting on my shelf. I believe that Richard Mason can learn a lesson from this; I hope he could rebuild a worthy reputation of himself in the future, because the kid does have some talent.
