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Review title: Putrescent Overhyped Garbage!!
Product review: This is arguably one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I took my fiance to see the movie at a beautiful old theatre around the corner (you know the kind -- perfect place to see a scary movie).This was truly a "student movie" -- obvious from the lack of a grey-cell to share between the actors (if you can call them that).Suffice it to say, when the movie finished -- as one, the whole theatre burst into laughter. But don't buy this thinking there was any comedy -- I think we were laughing at ourselves for wasting money -- and two hours we will never get back.....
