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Review title: A Steady Diet of Cotton Candy
Product review: Reading Katherine Neville's novel The Eight was like having to eat nothing but cotton candy for a week straight. Heavy-handed, unintentionally funny with dialogue straight out of a "Bad Novel" writing contest, it drags on and on like a terrible nightmare. I finally resorted to something I have NEVER done with a book--skipping to the last chapter to see Who Dun It. In my defense, this was done out of a sense of self-preservation as I thought if I had to read any more of this drivel I might go mad. I can't believe this is a best-seller! As the author was a VP at B of A, did she make her staff buy it, read it and do book reports? As her character Harry might say, "Oy, darling!"
