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Review title: Erma Bombeck, Where Are You?
Product review: This book is the sort of pretentious tripe that will be reviewed seven-ways-to-Sunday by NPR, The New York Times, The Today Show, and other "cool" media outlets that "cool" well-educated people consume. For the rest of us, that is, those who aren't Harvard-educated "feminists," we just don't get it, dahling. But the joke, ultimately, is on the haughty know-it-alls. Middle-American, frowsy, dumpy writers like the late Erma Bombeck are the ones who laugh all the way to the bank because they know what the mass audience wants to read, and it ain't this, sistah! Ms. Fox will get her buzz, but the buyers at Costco and Sam's won't bite.
