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Review title: Oh. My. God.
Product review: I'm pushing 60, and this is far and away the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.Right now, there's a writer's strike on...... which means someone "professional" actually wrote this thing. Amazing!I really resent the fact that I have to give it one star just to post this review. Well, okay, it earned that on the CGI animations.Other than that, WHOA! Fuggeddabouddit!The story made almost no sense, most of the acting -- particularly from the two young leads -- was community theater level, but I will say, the sound level was VERY LOUD!I was laughing out loud at a lot of this nonsense, and at parts that were supposed to be dramatic key points. That is not a good sign!It's so bad, as a matter of fact, it won't even ever qualify as camp. It makes camp look like peak artistic achievement.Yikes!
