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Review title: Great Album?
Product review: This is a wonderful CD! The disk itself makes a great coaster for my beer and/or coffee! My dog loves to play catch with the bonus frisbee that Electra Records included for free (oh, wait...you mean that was the DVD?!?) AND...I fixed an uneven table leg with the CD case! Pretty useful item for under $20!!!But in all seriousness, if an unsigned band were to have written this material and submitted it to a label with hopes of getting signed, I'm pretty sure the A+R Dept. would've gotten a good laugh out of it... at best! It's really THAT bad. Metallica is dead....but that's O.K. If the members would simply realize that fact and pursue other areas of musical interest, we'd probably get some pretty good material. Hetfield always has been a great songwriter... and in the future, I think he'll surprise us again...although it probably won't be metal.
