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Review title: About as scary as an old boot...
Product review: I don't know why this movie was praised by critics and movie-goers alike, as the only thing this film did for me was give me a slight case of motion sickness. This film WAS NOT SCARY IN THE LEAST. You want scary? Go watch the Exorcist, not shaky cam in the dark forest. I cannot believe people were proclaiming this as "scariest movie ever". Mass hypnosis and sly marketing are the only theories I can come up with to explain this movies success. Zero stars.Also, this movie isn't even original - watch "The Legend of Boggy Creek" and replace Bigfoot with the "Blair Witch". Boggy Creek had this beat by 25 years!
