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Review title: This book makes my butt cheeks tingle
Product review: I recall the day I first skimmed through the pages of this book. My skin glistened with sweat drops slowly sliding down my face. "This is it" I muttered, eyes drooping. I was a tired man, a man who had lost his sense of purpose. But as my meaty fingers wrapped themselves around "Solitaire Tic-Tac-Toe" I realized something was about to change.Needless to say I am now a married man with a family. I am an esteemed scholar in every field and I am subscribed to R/Atheism. I lift and have sex anytime I'm not collecting royalty checks from the several films I've starred in. 10/10 would buy again.
