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Review title: This is a classic stinker
Product review: I can't believe anyone would recommend this stinker! The plot was beyond a) bland b) unbelieveable and c) the dialogue is mostly of the "let's explain to the audience what's going on". Truly, the stars must have simply wanted to go to Budapest. And all these crack NSA and counter-terrorism experts can't find one little old guy who's hacking away, shot, chased, found more times than I could count, yet he manages to escape EVERY TIME. And these crack experts don't even notice when our guy on the lam steals one of THEIR CARS. And don't these trained experts know our guy's blood is toxic? Why is everyone pointing a gun at him? Is the Haz Mat team keeping secrets?My husband and I laughed ourselves silly all the way through, up to the ridiculous end where our hero does precisely what's he's been trying to stop for the last 100 minutes.The scenery was pretty.
