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Review title: Two stars because it's Halloween.
Product review: I just wanted to tell everyone how Michael Myers survived the head chop thing. ;)I knew from the minute we saw Myers in H20 that it wasn't Michael Myers. Just look at him. You can clearly see his eyes. They made such a big deal out of his eyes in the first Halloween (and also in the pre-movie narration from Loomis in H20), about how the eyes are black, void of anything. And we CLEARLY saw his eyes in H20.So it wasn't Michael Myers. And for the inevitable "what about his being invincible" argument, well, chasing people who think you're the antichrist is going to give you a huge adrenaline rush.That's all. So stop bitching about it because he got "decapitated." Start bitching about it because it's a Blair Witch Project rip off that came 3 years too late and another installment to a movie series that stopped being good over 20 years ago.
