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Review title: HMMM...
Product review: There always has to be one, just one, review which rises to the surface like a fetid sore along side all the sloppy adulation. This is that review. Sorry.Granted, the film is visually opulent, with it's shimmering vistas and expansive dystopia's, but if this is the yardstick against which films should be judged, then Tarsem Singh (The Cell) would be an uber-director by now (with his eye-popping use of religious iconography an the like). Clearly he is not. The film is as empty as a tooth cavity made by too many trips to the sweet shop.
