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Review title: The only thing worse would be a Captain Janeway recording.
Product review: Actor, author, pitch-man and now singer(?), Shatner is the rennaissance man of mediocrity. There are only two explanations as to why William Shatner would subjugate humanity to this horror:Probable Explanation: Shatner's greed is the only thing that exceeds his massive ego and he got paid for this excursion into insanity.Trekkie Explanation: After the U.S.S. Enterprise-D encountered the Ferengi, section 31 decided to construct a doomsday weapon against them. An agent was sent back in time to abduct Captain Kirk and, using Romulan technology, forced Kirk to make this album. In the event of war, this recording would be broadcast on all Ferengi communication channels and, with their hyper-sensitive hearing, the Ferengi would be vanquished within minutes.
