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Review title: Freakin' Sweet
Product review: There's some kind of awesome satisfaction that comes from sticking one of these tickets to the windshield of that jerk who takes up just enough of a parking spot to render it useless to everyone else. All is well with the world; I am whole now. Thank you fake parking tickets.
