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Review title: The three card monte of music.
Product review: This album is a trick, I'm sorry to say. It was an experiment to see if people would pretend to like a bunch of bollox if it had enough promotion. A similar experiment was done at an art exhibition - they showed paintings that were done by affixing a brush to a donkey's tail. In both cases, people who pretend to like it come off as absolute nitwits. Don't be hoodwinked; don't even try to pick the red in this album, it's all black.
