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Review title: Under no circumstances will I ever watch this movie again.
Product review: I hate this movie with a fiery passion like no other. The movie is about a bunch of dorks who want to investigate some stupid legend about some old, hairy witch that is evil, but not as evil as the creators of this movie. The whole movie you watch a bunch of total idiots whine about how they're lost and stuff and scream obscenities at each other. It's like "Beavis and Butthead go camping", only Beavis and Butthead outwit these fools by a longshot. The movie is littered with bad special...whoops, I mean NO special effects and vomit inducing camera work (actually the movie itself is vomit inducing). There isn't a remotely scary part throughout the whole thing. This movie is a .... pressed onto a DVD and you should avoid it at all costs. Even the extras suck, judging from the commentary, the directors are complete morons, and the 40 minute curse of blair witch makes you want to flush the dvd down the toilet only more. Buyers beware.
