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Review title: Please wake me up when the pretension ends
Product review: Somebody recommended this disappointing album to me unfortunately. I suppose I shouldn't be too harsh because they aren't terrible exactly. My thoughts on this band...their style is so the obvious way to go if you're not mainstream. I'm so tired of gloomy pretension and the silly metaphors that are reminiscent of Tori Amos. Without the great voice and wonderful music. If you want Tori Amos go buy one of her albums that are worth your money. This band and its vocalist has failed miserably to impress me. So unless you're a new age flake or still thinking you're the only one in the world with a bad childhood don't buy this album
