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Review title: Worthless, worthless, worthless.
Product review: I felt compelled to comment after I saw the positive review here. This can in no way be considered good, funny or even mildly amusing. Most of the "name" actors look embarrased with the notable exception of Modine, who gives his all in a pointless performance. I have no idea how any of the actors were persuaded to join this sinking ship, but it's painful to watch and I wouldn't waste my time or money on this dud.
