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Review title: What a piece of crap.
Product review: This play was very, very horrible. I give it a second star because at least Shaw (being a dramatist) at least had the sense to realize that this was long enough as it is, why make it longer by making it prose. It was boring, and frankly, I hated EVERY LAST CHARACTER. Shallow, self-absorbed, and the odd thing is, Shaw was celebrating these traits, rather than mocking them. For a while, I thought maybe I was missing some kind of sly mockery, but I went back and checked, and I hadn't. Shaw--who was a socialist, which should tell you something right there--probably should've gone with his beliefs celebrated the worker a little more (he got his licks in with Mr. Doolittle) and the elitist, idle rich a little less, in order to make me believe he was something other than a hypocrite and an elitist himself. And everyone winds up idle rich in the end, after all. Frankly, why did I read this five-act wasteland of aborted jokes and hateable characters in the first place?
