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Review title: What?!?!?!
Product review: This was the most confusing movie I have ever seen. The acting sucked. The storyline sucked. And the battle scenes sucked. I'm pretty sure that I could have made a better movie. How do these idiot directors get the money to write these blow-hard movies? I still don't know where the heck they were at the final dragon battle, or why the heck there weren't any dragons, or why the heck those rocket launcher wielding stegosaurus things had ninjas riding on thier backs. I think this could be worse than Piranha 3D.
