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Review title: Boring and pretentious
Product review: I've enjoyed other Jarman films: Edward II, Caravaggio, even Sebastian. But this one just doesn't connect. Blurry pictures of people shooting up drugs, pretending to have sex with posters of Caravaggio paintings, staging what appears to be a wedding. There's no dialog, just screeching music and voice-over readings that don't have much to do with the visuals. The point seems to be that the world (or Thatcher's England, anyhow) is an awful place. Well, you can watch the TV news and get the same message with less eyestrain.
