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Review title: Why Do I Read Album Reviews?
Product review: All of the accolades and hype lavished on this album and on The Strokes themselves are about as easy for me to understand as a typical episode of "The Power Rangers." To even suggest that The Strokes are heirs to The Velvet Underground's twisted vision of some 30 years ago and to mention them in the same breath as Television and, in some camps, Johnny Thunders, is just wrong. A more accurate comparision might be Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers, as "Is This It" features jangly guitars way up in the mix, which is great, but songs that just never seem to go anywhere, which is bad. Call me a dinosaur, but I'm still a big fan of songs that have a beginning, middle, and end. Brings back bad memories of the good money I threw after Joe Strummer's "X-Ray" album. Back to the drawing board, guys...
