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Review title: This album rocks, mmmkay!!!
Product review: I was listening to this album in the counseling office trying to help Cartman with his eating disorder, and I couldn't help but listen to this album while he was spilling his emotions, mmmkay. I was like "Yeah, this album really rocks, mmmkay!!!" And then Cartman came over and punched me in the face, and it hurt, mmmkay.I put on my extra large headphones to fit my giant head mmkay, and listened to it while I slept, mmmkay. I got up in the morning singing "Be Yourself" and couldn't get it out of my head, mmmkay. I was walking down the street, singing it LOUDLY mmmkay, but all I got on the streets were people telling me to shut the f*** up, mmkay. But I didn't care, mmkay.Buy this album, mmmkay, that is a counselors order! mmmkay...
