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Review title: Kiddie Show
Product review: Advanced word on the "Hairspray" film is that it's loads of fun, but that the adults pale in comparison to the younger cast members. Judging from the soundtrack, that opinion bears out. Of course, it's not fair to judge without actually haven't seen the film, but when I listen to the soundtrack in future, I'll probably skip Travolta and Walken's wan "Timeless to Me" and definitely Michelle Pfeiffer's nasal rendition of "Baltimore Crabs." (Why the filmmakers retained this, the worst song in the show, while jettisoning "Mama, I'm a Big Girl Now" is as ludicrous as it is mystifying.) Queen Latifah's OK, but I wish she were Aretha, and James Marsden's Corny Collins actually sounds pretty terrific. But it's the "kids" that make this soundtrack soar. If Nikki Blonsky, Zac Efron and Elijah Kelley are as exciting and fun as they sound, movie musical nerds like me should be in for two very sweet hours come July 20, 2007.
