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Review title: Sheldon?? NOT!!
Product review: a la Robert Ludlum, new isn't necessarily better. Superior work comes out of first year creative writing classes. I quit reading it after the nth insult to my intelligence. Too bad you can't return misrepresented books like lousy food at a restaurant. Send your $7.99 to feed a child somewhere and I'll send you a partially read paperback.
