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Review title: I had a dream the other day...
Product review: ...It was about the old Metallica meeting the new greedy b**ta**s. The younger James said to the older one "how could you let me turn into you?" and continued to toss a match onto his gel-ridden hair and watch him explode. The mullet Lars Ulrich beat up the greedy one, and then pissed on him. Cliff Burton and Jason Newsted teamed up with Kirk Hammetts younger self and threw the older Hammett off of a cliff. Megadeth Mustaine and Metallica Mustaine just stood there and laughed, while Slayer and Anthrax cried at the fact that a once musically beautiful and talented band had turned into a bunch of money-hungry f**ks!(this dream was TOO true)Well, I guess that 'Aint My B**ch' and 'King Nothing' are decent songs, but the rest is crap and proves how lazy Metallica became.
