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Review title: Better than my dreams had hoped for!
Product review: They've done it... again! Weezer returns with an album so catchy, singable, and fun that it will be hard for anyone to resist. The album contains pure and simple rock, a welcome alternative to the mass of crap metal out there. "Hash Pipe" is a fist-shaking, head banging anthem to, of all things, drug addicts. "Island in the Sun", if released as a single, WILL be number ONE on the the charts, it is so musically excellent. It has a soft riff and well timed "yeas" that are irresistable, along with a heavier, shoutable chorus. The rest of the album glistens with melodic rock songs about love and life, harkening back to old Weezer favorites like "No One Else" and "In the Garage". While you won't hear much of anything that resembles their deeply fan adored Pinkerton songs, the album does have a distinct feel different from their first album. It is hands down THE must-buy album of rock n roll this year. Thank god for Weezer.
