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Review title: Pitiful...........
Product review: I had such high hopes for this movie. It was reviewed in Fangoria years ago under the title "Hemoglobin" and, of course, they showed all the best pictures from it. The effects are WONDERFUL!, as seen on the cover of the box. I'll bet just by looking at the nasty little things on the cover, that you would want to see this. Too bad you don't even get to see them until the very end, and they are such quickly shot, that you never get to see them as good as you do on the cover. This movie is drenched in horrible dialogue that could make a crack-pumped mokey fall asleep. Just don't be fooled by the gimmicky "bleeding" cover like I sure the average person would, and you'll be ok.
