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Review title: Reading for lightweights
Product review: Yawns all around. Nothing there. The plot was weak. The characters were ineffective, even in Anderson's trying to convey their shallowness. Can't anybody sit down and write a good book anymore? Wait a minute - wait a minute...that's it! I'll do it! OK guys, gotta go... I'm gonna go write the great American novel. Just hold my mail and take a message if the phone rings. See ya in a few weeks...
