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Review title: Seagal is a joke. Never again.
Product review: I don't know why Seagal even bothered to show up for this one. Like the Exorcist, his voice changes at least 2 times with horrible dubs. He's fat with some kind of rat's nest growing out of the back of his head.This is Seagal at his embarrasing worst. The last 5 or 6 jokes he's produced were like bad car wrecks. I didn't want to look but I had to. Thinking maybe each one would be better than the last; they couldn't get much worse. Of course this never happened.Attack Force is the final straw. I will never rent his schlock again. He's a washed up has-been that can't even muster enough energy to use his own voice.Shame on you, Seagal. You stink!
