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Review title: Rock's Masterpiece
Product review: Besides the Howlin' Wolf voice (more soulfully done by Van Vliet here, I dare say!), Trout Mask Replica marks an absolute break from all ties to popular, classical, and jazz music. Nothing like it, ever, anywhere. Beefheart directs his childlike mania to creating a new anti-rhythym, an atonal beat which doesn't even pander to the still markedly African and well-timed drum thrashing of Coleman's watershed Free Jazz.Moonlight On Vermont is an exorcism of your soul in silver and gray silhouette. My Human Gets Me Blues is the new world philosophy, towering over modern academia. Old Fart at Play is the most sentimental masterwork since Chaplin's City Lights.Oh, yeah, and if Rock ever produced a Beethoven, it was Beefheart. Notice the similarity in names? It's no coincidence.Buy this. Buy it now. It'll give you that old time religion.
