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Review title: Pandora's...Umm...Dawn's Box
Product review: 4 Stars = Classic"There is something wrong with Dawn"A black comedy with bite, cult classic! This film is every man's deep seated nightmare when having sex with a woman, the ultimate female revenge!Funny & scary, this is a original film to say the least, from an idea as old as chastity it's self. No film maker has had the testosterone testicle fortitude to confront this malicious munching monster, until this film! But here it is, in all it's toothy terror!The moral of the story; don't go sticking your business in where it may not bring a return, literally!Don't be surprised guys, if you find your legs crossed while watching this film. It's safer that way! And if your wife, girlfriend, or a strange woman is smiling at you while watching this film, go immediately to the shower & turn the cold water on, then leave the state!Nuff said!
