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Review title: Nobody needs to read this book. I truly wish I hadn't.
Product review: Maybe I don't get the whole satire thing. Other reviewers celebrate the wry humor, commentary on modern life, etc; etc. The book is so incredibly sickening that some will be drawn to it because it is, but for me it was like seeing a gruesome traffic accident you REALLY wish you hadn't. If you decide you want to read it, and thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread, OK. Me, it's something that wounded and branded my sensibilities with a particularly offensive brutality, and attached itself inside me like a parasite. I got about halfway through and couldn't go any further. This is the first and only book I have ever thrown away. Even the little bit I did read infected me with a sort of aching horror that took a long, long time to finally go away.
