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Review title: Horrific
Product review: If you value your happiness, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK. It details the horrible plight of the saddest trio of orphans I've ever seen. In reading this book, I was alternately in tears and dispondent. Here, "alternately" means both unhappy and upset. You would be better off reading a book about the effects of greenhouse gasses on the water cycle. Here, "greenhouse gasses" refers to the byproduct of a dull chemical reaction which effects the environment. This effect, while unfortunate, is a breath of fresh air in comparison to the depressing plight of the sad, sad Baudelaires. We can only hope that the tables will be turned with this new installment, and no one will have to read about the shocking misfortunes of the Baudelaires ever again.
