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Review title: dry as a cracker
Product review: Ok, first of all... you'd think if you were going to steal someone else's stories to use in your book you'd spice them up a little instead of making it drag as long as possible and as boring as can be. I know for a fact that almost all the stories in Mr.Taylor's book aren't his own. So before you go on and on praising his brilliance, you need to know the truth. He's nothing but a thief. And a lousy one at that.Save your money... or buy the excorcist if you want a thrill. This man is not a writer, nor is he interesting.
