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Review title: A cruel picture indeed...
Product review: A truly banal and grotesque movie with completely raw and indecorous scenes of phony violence and penetration that seem to arbitrarily punctuate the otherwise lame plot. At this point, I deem it unnecessary to go into the details of the story for the mere fact that it's completely pointless, and has been summed up in all of its glory elsewhere. The "Tarantino" reference seems misplaced at best, as this move bears no semblance to his slick stylized mayhem and tension driven flicks. One can compare viewing "Thriller" to observing the proto-art of the Neolithic era and noting some very oblique similarities of the pornographic cave carvings to the works of Rubens. So, in that anthropological sense, it is a quite curious yet not a wholly pleasing experience. Buy at your own risk.
