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Review title: Give it up, girl. You're OLD.
Product review: This old hag is old enough to be my mother and she's still trying to act young. Sorry, hon, but it ain't working. And then she jumped on this trendy Kabbalah fad and changed her name to Miss Esther. As in Aunt Esther from "Sanford and Son?" Madonna DOES NOT know what she's doing. She's just too old and needs to retire. And when I heard RAPPING on this CD I just wanted to fall on the floor and laugh. Miss Thing ain't no Lil' Kim and never will be. Next!
