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Review title: Simply awful
Product review: This movie was simply awful and did not live up to its billing. If you like a movie which seem to be directed by someone who has advanced unmedicated ADHD then this movie is for you. The scenes jump back and forth every minute and a half with no semblance of continuity. The actors seem to be a bunch of mumbling old British men who we're dragged out of pub after church some afternoon and offered 50 bucks to come make a movie. The scenes were about as drab and dreary as yard sale in a convent. Amazon should have paid me to watch this movie.....I WANT MY MONEY BACK. My wife dared me to watch the whole thing to see if I could stay awake.....it was a struggle but I did it. My eyes still hurt.
