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Review title: 1 hr and 28 minutes of your life you'll desperately want back, guaranteed!!!
Product review: My name is Violet, and I was born into a movie you may not understand.If you have any hint of masochistic tenancies that might lead you to want to watch this movie try shoving a pineapple into your urethra and savor that sensation for a while.It will be only slightly less painful, and far more rewarding.
