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Review title: A book Tom Clancy would've written
Product review: ...in high school. I intended to hammer on the abundance of cliches in this book, but others have beat me to it. I short, if you can relate to a rich, pedigreed, intelligent, handsome, decorated war hero with zero character flaws, than Ethan Hawke is your man. And no, a penchant for margaritas is not a character flaw.I actually shouted at the book out of frustration a couple times. Imagine your father or grandfather trying to rap or talk teenage slang, and you'll get an idea of how awkward some of the dialog feels. It gave me a nosebleed just trying to read the parts featuring the "Stokely Jones'" character.This was the first and last Ted Bell novel that I'll ever read. Shame on you Glenn Beck for talking this up so much on your radio program.
