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Review title: after page fifty six
Product review: What happens after page fifty six? Does any care? Should I care? Should I burn the book? Should I make an appointment with the groomer? I ought to be doing laundry. I can think of a thousand ways to cook chicken. These are some of the thoughts I had on page three and I discovered that I have a wonderful imagination.
