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Review title: The silliest story ever told
Product review: This film has to be one of the most ridiculous ever made. It is an incoherent, baffling and tedious tale about some vast conspiracy by the Catholic Church to cover up the truth about Jesus (that he was married to Mary Magdalene and had offspring), and apparently just about everything that has ever happened in world history since has been caused by this continuing cover-up. I have seldom seen a film both so ridiculous and so boring. It is slow, dull, pretentious and almost entirely incomprehensible. It is depressing to think that the novel on which this film is based has been a massive best-seller. Absolute drivel from beginning to end.
