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Review title: Awful, predictable dross - this book is just terrible
Product review: A fantastic premise, which is let down by a predictable story line, a patronizing narrator, swathes of cliche, an obsession with scatology, poor ubiquitous use of ellipsis and a moribund writing style that makes you feel like you could be doing something better like reading SuperSaver pamphlets. In a book slouching in on itself with tautological non-events punctuated by silly moments of (sexual) violence, the author is the master of the obvious; he lacks any form of humanity and with it any humor. It is rare that I have wanted to recycle or burn a book, and so I regret buying Blindness in electronic form. Avoid this old buffoon's witterings on the cruelty of humanity, and in the meantime spare yourself the feeling of having your precious free time and life being pried away from you in extra slow motion. If you want a superior read on a similar subject, I recommend you read Lord of the Flies.
