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Review title: They're all dying of boredom...
Product review: Not funny enough to be a solid comedy. Not scary enough to be worthy horror. The plot (or lack there of) is not interesting enough to watch for the story alone, frankly it's boring. I did laugh once when the pretzel was doin' the watermelon, or vice versa. I forgot who was the bottom. I was looking foward to a funny gore filled movie, I didn't get that. You won't either. No matter how drunk, or stoned you get. NOT RECOMMENDED!!
