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Review title: Oh, so contrived... Yawn!
Product review: In the last five years or so i've watched a rather abundant number of films like this one. Yuppie, well-to-do beautiful people who can't find love and are very messed-up, or cynical, or desperate but charming. Sometimes this formula works (see 200 Cigarettes), sometimes it flops (see Playing by Heart). The best thing a movie can have is good writing, and that was absent from this one. The dialogs were contrived, clichéd and stale. The predictability was huge, and the happy ending was tear-inducing. Sean Connery plays Sean Connery, Dennis Quaid plays Dennis Quaid, Jay Mohr can't act, and Angelina Jolie's break-up phone conversation was unbearable. The best thing in the movie is the drag queen. Please pass on this one and go straight to 200 Cigarettes (where Jay Mohr actually does a half-decent job).
