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Review title: Utter Shite
Product review: Read the subject for a clear idea of what to expect.Oh dear lord who I don't believe in, is this awful. If you fancy a morbid laugh at the simple-mindedness of others at the expense of your own time, then rock on and give this drivel a shot. I rarely to never write reviews, so masticate on that for a moment. This woman and her low resolution camera take your probably tired brain down the yellow brick road of fantasy, where the facts get barely a look in. If you want to believe in the idea of Micheal Jackson being alive and can put your sensibilities on pause for however long it is I sat through that, then you might enjoy the show. Equally, if like me and you enjoy the car crash that is conspiracists dim-wittedness then you may also (sort of), enjoy it. If you're looking for a credible documentary though, you must first remind yourself of the title and instead search for "BBC" or perhaps "National Geographic" and forget this.Oh, and prepare yourself for condescending hand gestures.
