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Review title: Stupid hicks.
Product review: Watching these idiots trying to capture an alien is like watching a bunch of piglets trying to capture a wolf, overmatched both intellectually and physically. What is the whole point of keeping this thing alive anyway? Why not just kill it and dump the body? Someone wants to make a movie out of it, that is why. That is how much mental capacity the movie makers think their audience have nowadays. That is why we have the Jackass movies and this. That is why our country is in the state it is in. At least the Jackass movies are funny. This one, not so much. Would I hire any of these people to work for me, heck no!
