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Review title: Surprise! It's Sidney!
Product review: Said the World's Master Storyteller Sidney"Of predictable life will you rid me?"A nod. He said "Swell!"As they reached the motelWhere he woke in the bath minus kidney.Danger! Shock! High voltage! Oh, I can hardly contain myself it's so exciting reading Sidney Sheldon!Yeah, more of the same from Master Sidney. Why do I even keep reading these things? I should know by now that The Other Side of Midnight was a fluke and nothing else he ever wrote is even close to being as good. Stupid me, still hoping Sidney Sheldon will surprise me...
