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Review title: Six of one, half a dozen of the other
Product review: It's an election year.What does that mean?Pearl Jam releases another, *yawn*, album.Of course we get the obligatory, vitriolic, whining of the self righteous malcontent Eddie Vedder. I swear, this man has no range in vocals. It's either: sneer, growl, or mumble.The lead guitarist tries his best to steal lame licks from the School of Hendrix.Didn't this over-rated Seattle schlock grunge go out of style circa. 1998?Virtually every Pearl Jam album is interchangible. They've been cranking out the same, tired, schtick for at least 12 years now.And, of course, while their time has come and gone (they hardly make a dent in the charts anymore), their mind-numbed fans eat up this worn out crud.I'm sure my humble review will raise the ire of the fans of the band. But it is the harsh truth. The outside world has changed. Bill Clinton is no longer president. Time to step out of your bubble and smell the fresh air.
