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Review title: Depends on what your reality is
Product review: So out of reality that you don't know your girlfriend has taken up with one of your bandmates? This might be for you. Like sitting in your empty swimming pool with an organ and playing after consuming huge amounts of chemicals that make you halloucinate that you're not going to be fired from the world's greatest rock and roll band? Definitely for you. Elsewise you might just want to listen to anything else.
