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Review title: Humbug!
Product review: I say humbug, and ask that anyone who disagrees with it look the word up in the dictionary before they write another stupid 5-star review. The point is this: you can either believe that it was carefully constructed (in absolute ignorance of the facts), in which case my comments are sour grapes, or you can believe that this album is a hoax, in which case my comments are the only valid response. Take your pick, but don't shoot the messenger. This album is humbug in the worst sense of the word.
