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Review title: Not for me
Product review: I hate criticizing anything that could possibly be a beloved piece of work. But I must warn you: you might not like this book. Certain people certainly do--if you agree with its particular kind of existential philosophy and admire the kind of youngsters Trotsky and Cody are, notebook-scribbling free thinkers--then gay or straight you will probably appreciate this novel. If not, then stay away. There's not enough love, affection, and warmth here--not even that lowest common denominator, hot sex--to hold your interest.
