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Review title: WRITING SO BAD IT'S UNREADABLE
Product review: I LOVE Kelly Ripa. Watch the show every day. Also really like light fiction, romance and sexy novels. Couldn't wait to try this book. The writing is SO atrocious, so banal that I could not read it. Every scene is predictible. Sentence structure is 2nd grade level, writing actually repeats itself from paragraph to paragraph. Two pages of sex doesn't cut it, and even that is poorly written. Kelly, I've lost some respect for you. You ought to fire your research staff and get some college educated people helping you. Sorry folks, I wanted to like this. It's worse than Jacqueline Suzanne.
