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Review title: I knew it was self-published when I read the first page....
Product review: This book was SO poorly written that no self-respecting publisher would have picked it up. And no decent editor would have let the typos and grammatical errors slip by. What could have been an interesting plot is trashed with implausible cardboard characters, ridiculous dialog, huge leaps between scenes with no explanation, and a completely muddled argument for a supreme being. I'm glad I didn't pay for it (and it was signed by the author, no less!) Good cover, though.
