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Review title: Gives New Meaning to [...]
Product review: Typical B-movie you'll find late night on cable TV. It's difficult to label it a comedy, thriller, or horror movie since it didn't generate any laughs, thrills or scary moments. The movie is also quite slow and boring. It would've made a bigger splash if it were your typical "T & A" teen movie with lots of nudity, but then again, it's hard to get hard watching penises getting lopped off. In Russia, [...] eats you! :)
