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Review title: Jim Morrison is dead
Product review: I don't own this album but I played the audio clips. That was enough of the Strokes that I will ever care to hear. Look, if I wanted 80s music, I would play 80s music. If I wanted to hear Jim Morrison sing, I would buy a Doors album. These rich boys have no talent and you should have zero respect for those who write shining reviews about this album. If you want good new music, look to Radiohead, Squarepusher, Autechre, and Aphex Twin. If you want to lie to yourself about this band... go ahead. I'm just not going to do it.
