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Review title: Country Metal meets nursery rhymes.
Product review: Dude, What is up Metallica? Why did you release this awful album. This is not Metallica. I am wondering if they wrote these songs in the shower together.OK, first off, A friend gave me this album(hint) because he didnt want it and Im like "cool dude, the new METALLICA!" I pop it in my Pioneer and turned up the volume. Pound Pound Pound Pound pound pound pound..is all I heard. The snare is monotonous and not entertaining at all and weak as hell. The music is zz-top-esque rock with rap rhymes. At this point my ears bleed with puss and I am searching through the music for the reason it exists and I am ready to take a bath now. Hetfields voice is absolutely atrocious. I think he actually cries on this album..or was that me? This band has no redeeming features for old fans like me...They just give birth to platinum coffee coasters and bunk trends.
