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Review title: WHERE IS JEWEL?
Product review: Oh, Jewel (or is it Juel?), what happened? Desperate much? Has Shakira sued you yet for "Intuition?" It's not you. You're not you. You were hot when you weren't trying so hard to be. I'm not buying the "irony" thing either. I say flaunt what you've got but don't pretend it's to prove some point about the exploitation of overt sexuality and not merely to sell more of your own records using the same tactic. This album is proof that Jewel's career has lasted at least one album too many. "This Way" wasn't really necessary either. I'm not even going to address the whole issue of the book of "poetry" or her "acting" career. Please retire, Juel. Please.
