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Review title: Helen Keller would hate this album
Product review: First let me start by saying that I'm a huge Metallica fan. I've got all their CDs as well as their DVDs. I like the pre-Black Album stuff as well as the Load & Reload CDs (which were poo-poo'd by many old/loyal fans.) However, this long awaited St. Anger CD is horrible. There's just no other way to put it. It sounds awful. Lars' drums sound like they were purchased at Wal-Mart. It sounds like they mic'd the drums with a $2 dollar microphone inside a tin can. The bass line plays the exact same notes as the guitar line in EVERY SONG. Plus, the lyrics are just silly. "My lifestyle determines my death style" ?? Come on guys.I give Bob Rock, the producer, a gigantic F minus and Metallica a D minus for this piece of junk.The funny thing is, they'll probably blame the low sales on Napster-like file sharing programs.
