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Review title: Don't waste your time.
Product review: This tale fails completely because the central premise, and therefore conclusion, is utterly transparent and predictable. The characters are of the variety you can find in any typical soap novel by Danielle Steele and Jackie Collins. I would elaborate, but I don't think it deserves a longer review. Just skip this one.
