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Review title: Excrutiatingly boring
Product review: Unbearably earnest writing. Depressing characters. Rape. Incest. Stereotypes. Lots of peeing and descriptions of toilets. Constant reminders that the narrator is well-endowed. Hackneyed, "I found my mother's diary, wow she had secrets, but she still loves me" approach. This book has them all. Morbidly uninteresting, supposedly successful and empowered, old widowed female returns to scene of dreary, boring life and finds it (surprise, surprise) dreary and boring and drags us down with her. Gets her thrills in how unsuccessful everyone else around her has been and wonders why no one likes her. Yeah, there's a crime in there somewhere, but by the time you have waded through all the character issues, you really don't care anymore. The most exciting thing about this book was being able to return it to the library.
