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Review title: Outdoor Marriage Counseling
Product review: My title is taken from another reviewer. That's how he described this movie and he is spot on. A lot of screaming, crying, gnashing teeth, whining, bitch-slapping, bed wetting. Oh and about 250 F-words. Such a piss-poor movie. I'm all for making horror movies that don't show too much, but this piece of turd doesn't show ANYTHING. Nothing. I'm sorry, but lame. Low budget is not the problem. Overacting, no script, and no idea what the hell you are doing, is. I have been more scared by the spiders in my basement than this jelly.If your expecting a story, look elsewhere. If you are looking to be scared, look elsewhere. If you are looking to find a cure for your insomnia, enjoy.
