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Review title: Good riffs, hilarious screaming. Way too funny! Respect!
Product review: 1 star? Or 5 stars? I can't make up my mind. This band has tight riffs, and an overall good sound. But I'm listening to the entire album as I write this, and although the screaming seemed heartfelt at first, the comedy of the screaming is getting to me. I feel like a kid at a funeral, you know, where you're not supposed to laugh, but then someone says something so hilarious and it builds and you can't keep it in anymore. AHHH HHHAAAA HAAaah haa! This is too funny. Someone, please pass the Vicks, I'm getting a sore throat just listening to this! (And believe me, it's from the laughing... this is the funniest thing I've heard since the 80's). Ahh heh heh hee HEEEh heee! This is some brilliant stuff. Spinal Tap. Tenacious D. Hard Core Logo. Hawthore Heights. Respect! Okay, only 1 star, but because I respect what they've done here. Way too funny.
