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Review title: Don't touch it with a 10" twig
Product review: The two they sent simply didn't work. The first one turned on but muted for 2 to 3 seconds every 5 to 10 seconds. It got strangely worse as I strummed faster. The second one would turn on for 10 seconds then the sound would fade down to muteness, time and time and time again. I'd promised my Marshall full stack a puppy for the new year, imagine its disappointment. Never mind, spare yourselves a bunch of return trips to UPS and keep your $27.28.
