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Review title: What a total steaming stream of chunky Diarrhea!
Product review: I tried to like it, I really did. It's Star Wars for Cripes sake! At first I was stunned, then sad, then just angry! In defense of Lucas, I think he had a stroke or something and now he's retarded. There really isn't any other explaination. It was like a porn film, only without the sex, script or acting! I felt dumber for watching it and it pisses me off that I'll never get those 2 hours of my life back.I thought it was a fluke so when the Attack of the Clones came out, I, like a complete dumbass, went to see it. Needless to say, now there are 4 hours of my life gone with nothing to show for it. I could have spent that time slamming my testicals in a door jam or trying to score at the nursing home.Should I even bother seeing the Revenge of the Sith? I think I'll wait till it comes to TV, not cable, UPN or the WB! Why should I fork out 10 bucks for that crap, when I could spend that money on some crack.
