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Review title: Possibly the WORST book ever written!
Product review: I love to read, and I love books. However, I honestly feel that every copy of this book should be recycled and pulped. Incoherent, amateurish, incomprehensible, dull, ridiculous, pretentious, boring, and just plain BAD! Before you even finish the first page, you understand why Dan Gallagher had to pay to get this book published. I've seen better writing from fifth-grade English students. And let's not forget "plagiaristic". This book is Jurassic Park if Michael Crichton had failed to graduate from elementary school....
