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Review title: A SCINTILLATING, BRILLIANT, ENRAPTURING HIGHER FORM OF ART
Product review: greatest album ever made, it renders us hard in our pants. if this album were any better, our thingies would be so stimulated that they would stiffen for eternity. nobody can emulate the magnificence symphonized through such beautiful pure voices. these five hotties defy this genre of music, and our even able to outdo the success of their first album, the self-titled Backstreet Boys. we love these cats, they are our eeverything. without them, we would be incomplete, but thank god, they are never gone.-Steven and Hussein
