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Review title: A disaster movie alright!
Product review: Whew! Where to begin. The perfectly even, precision like blade of a slow-moving rogue wave, the large square rapidly-filling-with-water rooms, the intense human drama? Man! This is bad ...really bad.I appreciate the attempt at updating the action, but too much CGI and it looks like an overblown video game to me. We get, like 4 or 5 minutes of exposition to get to know the charicatures, oops characters, before the big perfectly even ...Anywho - who cares about these people? All the girls look alike - especially under water. All the guys have that tortured fart-smell face. Really this is a stinker.The orginal may be no state of the art production - but compared to this it's The Godfather.
