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Review title: blank[s] , errrrr ......
Product review: MAKE THAT 'blink'- this one soitenli did not make it into Big Theatre Time .... kind of a mismash of 'The Haunting' whithout the 'u know whats' and 'man's favourite sport' was it/ [That hunting flick...premise is as dead as yesterdays roadkill]The performers and performances, one beat behind INPROV ONE ... the house is somewhat 'Blair Witch' but very pre that little spurt of joy.One can hardly wait for the unattractive group of B players [make that just 'out-of-teen' - at least sum of them] to get snuffed [err knocked off] ~ and even the knockoffs are sans fun...not even the slightest taste of kink.Shave on Canal Plus and UNIVERSAL for this drivel.Just WHERE is Pasolini when we really need his touch???
