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Review title: Creative idea; inept execution
Product review: I love mysteries and crime fiction and geniuses policing good and evil while abandoning the morality taught by half-wit parents, clergy, teachers, politicians and news programs. I love the surreal premise of the lines between life and fiction, between the past and the present, between reality and fantasy blurring. Blurring them all at once is ambitious. Doing so with flat characters, predictable twists, and such a complete abandonment of reality makes for a boring book. You can't get caught up in the characters when they are so trite. You can't get to the edge of your seat when people might become invisible, some characters are impervious to bullets, and good and bad sit so clearly opposed to each other. Dragsville.
