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Review title: TRAINED CHIMP ON DRUMS + TURD-LIKE TOTAL PACKAGE
Product review: This (band?) hit it big this year with all that great rock music they make-even though it's really just donkey fart. A gimmicky record company risk that turned gold. Get your sister-wife-cousin, or whatever a drum set and go bip-boop-bip-boop-crash, or is it, crash-bip-crash-boop-crash-bip-crash-boop.I can't remember.This band gives me a good ol' fashioned Rock & Roll Headache.Also, it just goes to show you, "you to can be a rock star", all you have to do is go, crash-bip-crash-boop-crash-bip-crash-boop.
