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Review title: this band is SOOO heavy... i like bands that only screm and chuga chuga chug!
Product review: I love metal and all things metal ! But lately Ive noticed that stupid posers are talking crap about my taste in music! Telling me I should listen to Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, and Queensryche because they know how to "sing" , HA! What a complete joke! If Iron Maiden was so good WHY aren't they on MTV?? This Underoath band is sooooo heavy i love when the singer screams, it shows how HEAVY the band is!Who cares if they sound like every other band? or cry like a little girl? or play the same 2 riffs throughout an entire song?? ITS HEAVY!!! For those of you who want real metal, ditch Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpses, and Decapitated... Stick with Underoath, they are HEAVY!
