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Review title: Take my soul, please!
Product review: I saw the MST3K version of this rhinestone and can tell you it's amazing anyone financed this low grade, '80s movie-of-the-week. The young leading lady is also the "movie's" screenwriter; in film school she should have had her soul taken and beaten with a bat. Joe Estevez--aka Martin Sheen's brother--is about as intimidating as a bag boy at the supermarket. The "special effects" weren't. The storyline comes out of nowhere and leads back there, taking neither your soul nor interest. It's usually a good idea to feel some empathy for the characters, interest in the plot and surprise at the end...but this flick is woefully short on good ideas.
