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Review title: MONUMENTAL wrist slashing DOWNER!
Product review: Anyone, ...anyone who can listen to more than about five consecutive tracks from this extremely depressing album without committing suicide has to be commended.It's strictly lock up all sharp instruments before even considering playing this monumental wrist-slashing downer.Apparently back in the 70's everybody had this handy little adjunct to topping oneself, ......makes me wonder how anyone was even left around to take part in the 80's!Whining voiced, embarrassingly hokey whingeing self-indulgence passing as serious social commentary, ......and all sounding like it was recorded(?) on a stolen $2 tape deck in some dingy drug den? Was it?Look, I'm all for music reflecting the life and times in which it was produced, ...but surely the 70's can't have been THAT bad?
