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Review title: Wild Orchid Needs To Be Sprayed With Rourke-Be-Gone (More Otis less Rourke)
Product review: Strange film. It starts out with a plot then suddenly there's no plot. Rourke's ego is the size of Texas in this film and it does not help, in fact it hurts the film. Far to much posing and showing the haircut (this doesn't help either). All the Zalman King pictures I've seen take this same "road". They seem to start with a plot and then the plot quietly slips away amid steamy sex scenes and sexy music. It's almost as if the director puts in these scenes and hopes that one doesn't notice that the film plot slips away. Carre Otis is breathtakingly beautiful and in fact close-ups of her lovely face and the shots of Brazil are what I enjoy the most about the movie. If I could I would order a copy with 90% of Rourke's scenes taken OUT and replace them with scenes of Carre Otis and Jacqueline Bisset (memories of those great scenes of her in "The Deep"). I guess you could say that I'm "Carre"ED away.
