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Review title: Looks good, but everyone is dumb
Product review: If you can get past the serious, devastating series of mistakes - defying common sense - that the crew members make every few minutes, then this isn't a horrible movie. I had trouble getting into the suspense because everyone was always doing something so incredibly stupid that it took all the fear out of the situation. "Oh, hey there cute little alien snake monster! Aren't you adorable with all your hissing! Who looks like a penis? YOU look like a penis, yes you do! Now, I know that I'm trapped in this crypt filled with mysteriously dead aliens with no way back to the ship in case anything happens, but you're just too cute not to pet! Oh no! Now I'm dead! Who could have possibly predicted this unforeseeable turn of events?!"
