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Review title: Turned Me Off To Gaiman Forever
Product review: Don't be decieved by the raving reviews you'll see about this book. The homosexual crowd has banded around it to cause this. This book is painfully bad in every way. It's not just the homosexual make-out scene that's done in such a way that even homsexuals gag while reading it. The first 75-pages of the book could be a used as a classroom example of wasted words. Actually the first 100-pages could easily be condensed to 15 without losing a thing. That's perhaps the worst thing about the book. Take out the insipid homosexual scene and cut it down to 50-pages and he could have had a nice little novelette. Instead you've got a book that will have you skimming through every page. Wasted words equal wasted time. Don't waste yours.
