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Review title: I hate drums!
Product review: Whenever I hear the drums on this I bash my head into the wall until I lose consciousness! It's happened several times! gaaaah! I would come up with a hilarious pun of their name but I can't think of one! Metallica has been stinking ever since -INSERT ANY ALBUM- and I for one am fed up with it even though i'm one of their hardcore fans! Also: Where's Kirk? I looked and looked, but could not see him! He could be playing on this, but I've never heard any metal where two guitars play at the same time, so I wouldn't be able to tell! I was going to complain about the production but then it got better after I removed wax in my ears! Oh wait- I thought of one: more like metallicBUH! hee hee hee! So in conclusion, gaaaah!
