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Review title: Our Thoughts Please
Product review: Me: Like, Jenny, like so turn up the volume on the radio!Jenny: Like why?Me: My fave band is ,like, on b-tch, I said turn it up!Jenny: Good Charlotte! Rocking!Jenny and I: (badly and in falsetto)I just wanna live..Me: Like Jen, that was sooo rad. I can totally, like, relate. I mean, I just wanna live too. I get pissed because my Benz isn't, like, pink. It's blue! Blue!(sobs)Jenny: Like, don't worry. Listen to Good Charlotte. They believe..Me: Like, shut the f--k up Jenny, you retard. That's so predictable. Whore..but really, this music ,like, touches my soul and my heart and stuff. I get sad when people , like, rag on me for being richer than them and prettier than them and stuff.In case you missed the point of this, Good Charlotte is for preppy, whiny morons who think breaking curfew is rebelling.
