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Review title: 77 minutes I'll never get back
Product review: To call this one of the worst movies I've ever seen is an insult to the worst movies I've ever seen. With a "plot" obviously lifted from a certain witch project you'd think at least you'd be mildly scared. WRONG. Not only does this "real" documentary contain every horror house cliche known to man it presents them without one bit of style or suspense. Bad acting, obviously scripted and contrived situations, plot inconsitencies large enough to drive 1,000 trucks through and the cleanest abandoned haunted house you or I will ever come across do not make for a good movie. I'll play by the rules and not give any spoilers-but any child can see that props were obvious plants. Even if you hated "Blair Witch" seeing it again is better than seeing this once. Not scary. Not funny. Not worth a look. Oh, BTW, I believe in ghosts and haunted houses-only not ineptly portrayed shams.
