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Review title: I want these hours of my life back.
Product review: This "novel" is utterly dull and poorly written. I could write this garbage. There is no finesse, just the same, boring ideas regurgitated over and over. If you seriously think this is satire, you clearly don't know what that means. This is a sexual violence thriller. But if you hate women and hate original writers, you'll probably love this.
