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Review title: NEED PIRATE VERSION RECUT WITH "GLITTER"
Product review: Mariah Carey's much maligned "GLITTER" and Mark Whalberg 's "ROCK STAR" are insulting films but the stars are actually OK in thankless roles. What I am secretly hoping for is that someone with a hi-end Mac with DVD-write and copy encryption bypass will edit these two films into one coherent whole that intercuts the lives of these two self-centered, sappy, desperate-for-fame characters into one blazing farce about lost opportunities and big lungs. What a great bootleg enterprise for some audacious digital pirate.
