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Review title: Yawn.
Product review: I bought this because it looked like it might be hilariously stupid. Unfortunately, it's merely boringly stupid. Once you have a good laugh at the starfish costumes, that's about it. During the movie I found myself critiquing the quality of the dubbing (which is quite good, actually) because there just isn't anything going on worth paying attention to.Overall, I'd say the quality of this movie is about the same as the quality of the reviews here. 'Color film wasn't perfected when this movie was made'? 'This is an early attempt at colorization'? Come on, people. It's simply a public domain movie and no one spent any effort beyond copying the first faded print they could find to DVD.I simply have to love Alpha Video's cover art. I should add another star because the cover is so spectacular, but the movie itself really is a stinker.
