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Review title: Don't take this onto your ark!
Product review: I was at a thrift store when I came across this. I thought: Three Academy Award-winning actors (Jon Voight, Mary Steenburgen and the guy from "Amadeus") and director John Irvin. How bad could this be? Well, if it were in the "So bad it's good," category, there might have been a rainbow at the end of this stinker.It sinks as bad as an ark full of two-of-a-kind animal poo. If I am ever desperate enough to consider showing this during Sunday School, please excommunicate me! On the other hand, it does have one of the worst lines ever recorded onto any screen. "Hey Noah, going to the orgy later?"The only good part of the whole purchase was that some of the money went to a good cause thrift store, and the good cause thrift store was minus one God-awful film. The cast and crew should be stoned for this. That is where the One Star comes in to play.
