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Review title: Astro-crap Zombies!
Product review: I thought I had seen the worst movie ever when I saw Coffin Joe - At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul (hey that rhymes), but I changed my mind after slogging through this piece of crap. Completely and utterly unwatchable, horrific acting and no plot make this incoherent piece of junk too bad to enjoy even for B movie nostalgia. Where was MST3K on this one - I guess they didn't want to bother with it either!
