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Review title: Ersatz Elevator
Product review: I loved this book. It was wonderful. It had lots of suprising shocks. There was a misfortune behind every corner. Klaus was right. It was right under there noses. In the forty-eight, eighty-four, or sixty-six stairs that the went up or slid down. And all I have to say is that writing book reviews are in and stairs are out. Gunther (Count Olaf), Esme, Jermone, Mr. Poe, Isadora, Duncan, Violet, Klaus, Sunny, and the Doorman (Hook handed man)were all here. Warning. This book contains: a darkened staircase a red herring some friends in a dire situation three initials and parsely soda
