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Review title: Bread for the Dead
Product review: I only wish I could give this book zero stars, because I have zero tolerance for it. I hate to admit that I have the autographed copy, but once I admitted it into my home, I treated it like a passenger on a train, instead of throwing it directly down the drain; to get AWAY FROM IT I would buy an expensive ticket on a plane; to buy it, one would have to be INSANE.Upon reading, I am in pain; on my pants, I have a barbeCUE stain. I immedietely took the CUE that this book was BAD FOR THE HEAD. Only then did I realize what new lows this book could take me to.
