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Review title: In space, no one can hear you weep quietly with agonizing boredom and excruciating frustration
Product review: This film is truly, truly awful. I'm at a loss to comprehend how Ridley Scott made this monstrosity. He had over 30 years to think about it and this is what he comes up with. What makes it all the worse is that Alien is possibly one of the finest films ever made. I'm not going to write an analysis of the film, just read all the other one star reviews; they pretty much sum it all up.Two hours 15 mins of my life I can never have back.
