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Review title: You'll Nod, You'll Snore, You'll Call This Book a Bore!
Product review: Ah, the Swiss Family Robinson--that classic tale of a family's struggle to survive among wild flamingos, vicious penguins, and voracious pigeons! You'll thrill to their cunning slaughter of the bloodthirsty, flesh-eating monkeys! You'll hold your breath along with Fritz when confronted with an ostrich. And you'll share little Franz's joy when he kills his first new animal! Eagles, buffalo, whales, porcupines, agoutis, onagers, jackals, lions, elephants, chimpanzees, giant land crabs, even gianter water crabs, and, a most unforgettable encounter with the dreaded salmon! --Through it all the bold family plunges unscathed, defying the odds to forge a paradise out of this harsh, desolate wilderness! The Swiss Family Robinson is a classic no household should be without! Buy this book today so that your whole family can snore--I mean SHARE--the adven (yawn) ture...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
