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Review title: I just don't know you anymore.
Product review: As a disclaimer I want to say that I love Metallica!!!I remember how excited I was when Master of Puppets was first released. I remember moshing it up at the Justice for All concert in Lakeland, Florida back in the late 80's. The Black album and Load CD's were different but they still rocked.But something has happened. Something has changed. I just don't know you anymore. For a younger generation that doesn't have a memory of the old school days this CD might sound okay. But to the ears that helped put you on the map, what can I say??? Please tell me you're joking. Yeah that's it, this is just a cruel, sadistic, twisted joke and the real CD is coming out next month. I know that you didn't make me wait half a decade for this skimmed milk.If for some reason this isn't a joke. Save you money and burn a copy from your misfortunate friends that did buy the CD.
