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Review title: Not even good enough to get 1 star
Product review: I love horror movies, to get that out of the way. And I will even give thumbs up to a movie even if it has only 10 minutes of goodness for 70 minutes of blah blah (but not ridiculously bad). This movie, Splinter, sucks. It's boring through and through. No real tension and only about 10 seconds of a good part (not worth seeing the movie for).How do I base my star rating? I have friends over to watch horror movies. Last night was my night to pick. I picked this movie. The way my movie group works is that you get to pick until your pick bombs. Because of this movie I don't get to pick for at least another five weeks. I can't even say this movie sucked... it didn't irritate enough. It was just blah, there, boring. So I give this 2 stars b/c movies like The Witch of Pine Barrens (Blair Witch stole this movie) is by far better. And I can't give it 1 star b/c I don't care about it enough to hate it.
