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Review title: Wretched beyond measure
Product review: This movie is so turgid and overwrought that the characters and events are beyond ludicrous. While its critical reception seems to be positive, I can't understand why; all you have to do is mention the name of this movie to someone who has seen it, and they recoil in horror. You have to keep watching it, even as you bewail its awfulness, simply to see what implausible and indefensible thing will happen next. One star is too many.
