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Product review: The movie starts out with a whiney wannabe filmmaker constantly complaining about the ineptitudes of her friends until one by one they run off into the woods trying desperately to get away from her until she finds them hiding in a house and unable to face spending another minute with her they do the only logical thing and take her out.
