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Review title: A nerd film for elitist a-holes.
Product review: There they stand in safe New York studio apartments in their skinny, disproportionately crafted outfits, looking smug and very middle-European as they hold expensive champagne with white gloves and giggle at the cute absurdity found in American Splendor. This, my friends, is a depiction of the psychotic element of film critics who made of the 2.3% of the viewing world who actually enjoyed this pile of wrathful bile.American Splendor is the type of pathetic film that makes one wonder just how in the h*ll it made it to the big screen. Did Harvey Pekar sell his soul to the devil in exchange for having his later life made into a movie? Do you want a plot synopsis? Well, the plot deals with a seedy comic-book man and his series of seedy breakups with his seedy girlfriend in his seedy neighborhood. Seriously, people, why should we care?(writhing lunatic fan of this film to press NO on the Was-this-review- helpful section in T minus 6...5...4...3...2...1...)
