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Review title: Metallica blows...
Product review: Metallica sucks. They are Limp Bizkit for the kids from the grunge era (I shouldn't be able to name their entire fan base, but notice how customers who bought Metallica also bought Nirvana? (according to Amazon, but I don't need them to tell me I know anyway)) And now all their fans are complaining because they "sold out" or whatever. I am here to make the truth painfully obvious they always sounded like this only you didn't realize it until now, so quit saying they're imitating Britney Spears and get better tastes in music so you can't be stereotyped. Ever notice how Metallica fans always come home from a great game of football for their college (they were warming the bench of course) and play some Metallica to "vent" their anger because not only did they not get to play but they didn't get laid? yeah, Metallica sucks.
