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Review title: Hello, Sir Arthur!
Product review: The only reason I finished this book was its abundance of words, and I really wanted to practice my Italian. If you don't have this goal in mind - don't bother.The book is really wordy, boring, slightly amusing, and quite pointless. Murder mystery very much like those by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, although completely lacking any hint of brilliance, set in a 14th century monastery, injected with some doctrine, some history, some Latin. (And when I say "some", I mean a lot). It leaves you with a lingering aftertaste of wasted time and trees.The author has an obsession with written word and should stick to semiotics.
