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Review title: YOU WON'T FEEL A THING
Product review: The first seventeen minutes are okay. Then there's a shock sequence that turns out to be a dream. Why? Because these guys know zip about sustaining tension. All they really have here is a concept film. Meanwhile two truly unnerving French horror films have come out in recent years without attracting much attention: IRREVERSIBLE and I STAND ALONE, both directed by Gaspar Noe. After INSIDE has disappointed you, try those.
