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Review title: Please don't judge me, I didn't want to see it
Product review: Dear me. After studiously avoiding the pseudo-literary claptrap that is Dan Brown's sacriledge-in-print, wouldn't you just know it? My "women's group" dragged me to see it. I knew I shouldn't have joined that group, I basically got conned into it (but that's another story). I will admit to having taken frequent toilet breaks (even when I didn't have to go) in order to miss more of the movie. Folks, I even tried to doze off but this annoying group member, Joyce, kept smacking her gum too loudly.Tom Hanks has let me down, especially after a movie liked "Road To Perdition" which was wondrous. Ron Howard, well, I always regarded him as a flyweight filmmaker - and this time out, he's underweight even for that class. This movie is detestable and I don't want to "spoil" it for anyone who actually cares, so I won't elaborate on plot details. The movie was long, slow, and boring. It also is highly insulting to Christains like I proudly count myself as. Piece.
