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Review title: A big 00
Product review: This is the worst book I have ever had the misfortune of buying. The stories are juvenile, stupid, shallow, idiotic, immature, repetitive (especially in the stupid phrases incessantly repeated in the lead story Pastoralia) and poorly written, unless the author is 12 years old or younger. To me, the book has no redeeming value of any kind. I am going to Email the Chicago Tribune and complain about the critic who recommended this book. Amazon should come up with some kind of rating system that would warn unsuspecting buyere about this kind of book. Something like: 1. Highly recommended, 2. Recommended 3. Recommended for those with half a brain or less 4. Recommended for burial (at least six feet under) so it will never again see the light of day.
