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Review title: A shameful Crichton adaptation...
Product review: The first half of "Sphere" is top notch. The second half is weak, bland, and unexciting. The film stays true to the book, but abandons all the qualities that made is such a page-turner. Gone are the ever reaching tentacles of the squid monster; they've been replaced by a sonar blip in the shape of a squid. This is incredibly not scary. Also, the dialogue consists of our characters blandly saying things that progressively make little sense, to the point where the end is just a bunch of jumbled words. "Sphere" is a film that makes you feel mad at everyone involved for turning in such a weak film. It starts out so promising, then gives us very little. What a darn shame.
