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Review title: MEDIOCRITY AND STALENESS AT ITS WORST!
Product review: DEFINITELY PUTS YOU TO SLEEP. If you are looking for a super boring plot, sloppy acting, an uninspired cast, horrible music, and a story that will literally put you to sleep this is the movie. I bought it thinking I would be entertained, instead I ended snoring and when I woke up I was mad at having wasted good money to purchase this literal piece of crap.... It's one of those movie that make you wonder why its producers could not find something better to do. What a terrible waste of film! Mediocrity and staleness at its worst. It just goes to show that sometimes you cannot rely on movie trailers to help you decide if a movie is worth watching. Is there a word to describe "The Bridge of San Luis Rey"? Yes: BARF!
