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Review title: Perfect for when you need an open mouth hippo around
Product review: I almost didn't order the "Hippo Head Open Mouth" after all the trouble (read: lawsuits) I had with the "Alligator Head Open Mouth". "Hippo Head Open Mouth" is a well built open mouthed animal and is perfect for filling in that empty spot in your private marsh land!
