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Review title: This book is "bad gunky"!
Product review: I'll keep it short and sweet. I am a huge King fan. I was surprised when I saw this book at the store (b/c I didn't even know it was coming out). That said, I bought it right away. Well, bottom line is that it was terrible. The made up words were too much!!!! Bad gunky, bools, sowisa, etc....made me want to dump the book after about 100 pages. Also, I found the storyline to be too similar to the Secret Garden. If you are new to King's work, try the Dark Tower Series, or Talisman and Black Room. They will provide much more bang for your buck.
