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Review title: Made me contemplate suicide
Product review: Wow, what can i say? The band's name "Abandoned" trully is an appropriate title. Let me see...the CD came out in 1999, but they sound like they came straight from the horrible 1980s. My bet is these losers traveled time through some Telephone Booth and ended up in 99. They're soo horrible, we play it at work. It garners more laughs than a chris rock comedy CD! PLS, if you're going to buy it, do so knowing that this cd shoudl be re-classified as a comedy special. It's that laughably bad. If you want 80's sound, but Van Halen. If you want comedy, buy "Abandoned"- SPCQ
