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Review title: Where fore art thou shiv?
Product review: I went to the university library to take out a copy of "The Secret" in hopes of finding the infamous shiv. Alas, to my dismay I fear I had gotten there too late, for the cavity was present, but the shiv was missing. I have in my head, after looking around the campus a possible list of suspects...Looking for shank marks now. I have seen three so far; thankfully all three victims are still alive......Shiv still missing.
