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Review title: Don't take my word for it. Take theirs.
Product review: If you want to hear a group of tremendously creative and professional musicians, decades more seasoned in talent than their years should allow, you should (A) get this cd, (B) be blown away by its original sound and toe-tapping inspiration, and (C) thank me profusely for leading you (the horse) to buy the cd (the water) and beckoning you to listen (drink of its refreshing draft and become more merrier in the doing). Now that you have heard the truth and seen the light, go and let the conviviality of Simultaneous Organisms always tread before you.
