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Review title: Wow , haha, that was BAD
Product review: This IS a truly awful film . I'm a completist and a big Rutger Hauer fan , so i sat threw this unitentionally comical picture so that i could warn you AND i like bad film . Not THIS bad though . The only thing more wooden than the laughable script and dialogue is the terrible "take the paycheck and sprint" gaggle of performances on display . Hauer's character's precocious daughter gets to say a LOT of absurd adult speak while the crime fighters are depicted as uniformly thick nitwits . It's one of those "seems like a crumby made for television" bad films in which the music doesn't match what's going on onscreen . In which the actors have only forced chemistry and their words have NO natural rhythm(s) . My Mick Martin and Marsha Porter authored Dvd & Video Guide cica 2005 serves me well here . It shows the image of a Turkey . The text is downhill from there .
