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Review title: Spikey Mikey Plays to an Audience of 3.
Product review: You can tell the excitement of the three people by the bored guy who yells because he's had too many, the drunk who throws bottlecaps at the band because they truly suck without Jay (yes, Mikey fooled Jay's fans again), and the drunk who keeps burping because his acid reflux has more range than Miss Clairol's number one fan. The bar is so empty that the reverb is laughable. It sounds like they recorded this in a haunted house. Hmm, how very appropo...
