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Review title: I kept waiting for it to start
Product review: After weeks of hype, I finally saw this thing. Very, very disappointing. I wasn't scared; I was irritated. I kept waiting for the plot to start, and then the end-credits rolled. THAT'S why my jaw was hanging open at the end.I'm impressed that the movie has made such a phenomenal amount of money for its creators. I'm just confused about how such a yawner could do it, while many far superior films barely make a dime.If you want to be scared, buy Aliens instead.
