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Review title: Nothing to do with Metal
Product review: A friend of mine bought this worthless piece of garbage and let me borrow it so I could hear what all the fuss was about. I have never been more appalled in all my life. This thing is so awful it almost makes me want to vomit in horror. The songs are bland and thrown together. There are no solos whatsoever, and the songs seem to be long for no good reason at all. Nothing on this album really goes anywhere. I gave it more than one spin and it certainly did not grow on me in the least bit. In fact everytime it only got more and more difficult to listen to. The last time I actually cut it off in the middle and just put it back in the case. The next day I gave it back to my friend. For anyone who desires real Metal, get anything from Decapitated, Naglfar, Setherial, Opeth or Iced Earth. Anything by any of those bands will be much more satisfying than this "thing" that some misguided poeple think is "Metal".
