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Review title: Good Special Effects. Terible Acting.
Product review: It is a joke to watch the extra DVD material on how "experts" came in to teach the actors how to act like apes. They should have been taught how to act first. They did a great job with the male ape costumes and make up butt the females look too much like humans. And ironically the absolute worst acting besides Marky Mark is Tim Roth, the Director of this mess. This could have been a really scarey film with some of the great effects in here. But they manage to ruin it with too much corny dialogue that apparently Tim Roth thought would be clever and amusing. Instead it comes across as being predictable and stupid. Noone is going to be scared by an orangatan slave catcher played by Paul Giamati. He isn't amusing either just annoying. And the final ending makes no discernable sense from the context of this film either. Someone revoke the use of the title from these clowns before they try and "retell" and ruin anymore Planet of the Apes" classics.
