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Review title: I loved this book.
Product review: I briefly considered giving this five stars, but then I realized I'd be doing it for all the wrong reasons. When my abusive, dysfunctional family bought a copy to learn how to "control" me, I immediately stole it and had hours of fun learning the teen slang of a previous generation from the glossary in the back of the book. The problem with trying to talk to teens in their own "lingo" is the fact that teen slang changes so quickly that by the time a guide to it goes to press, all of the language will have changed. Thanks to this book, I was made to suffer through a conversation with my own grandmother in which I was asked me who "turned me on." I also learned that joints were once called "pinwheels" and "doobies." Save your money and put it toward brutally honest therapy to figure out what is *really* going wrong in your family.
