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Review title: An extended examination of complaining& walking in the woods
Product review: If you ever had a great interest in exploring the intriguing drama of people walking endlessly in the woods and complaining constantly to and about each other, this is the movie for you.This movie could best be described as "Alien" set in the woods without the Alien.The complaining is only interupted by the jiggling of the camera as the cast run through the woods scared as hell that they found some sticks and rocks. Imagine that. Sticks and rocks in the woods! Very spooky indeed!Unexplained is how these unemployed imbeciles ever got accepted into the community college in the first place and where they got enough film in their camera to film the entire Godfather trilogy.The only monster(s) this horror movie has are the ones who collected the millions and millions of dollars of box office receipts without paying for any special effects payout or any witch at all.
