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Review title: This is the WORST book I ever read!
Product review: I cannot believe they released this terrible piece of garbage. The only reason I finished it (unabridged audiobook) was because I was on the road in the middle of nowhere. I should have listened to static. Everytime I thought this book couldn't get any worse, I was dead wrong. The book is poorly written, the plot is transparent, the characters are a joke, and the dialogue is so ridiculous that I'm lead to think this book was written by a gifted 8 year-old. What were they thinking? I'm actually very angry about this. I listen to DOZENS of books on tape each year, and this is the first time I've written any kind of review. Patterson has no respect for himself or his readers, or he wouldn't have released this piece of utter GARBAGE.
