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Review title: Mister Cohen...your 15 minutes of fame is coming to a quick end
Product review: Mister Cohen: The joke is on you. You think you're funny, the rest of us do not. Your stupid stunts to promote this film and your other films are desperate attempts to bring attention to yourself. YOU are simply one of the worst comedians of this century. Maybe of all time. Maybe in this universe. This film couldn't be funny if one snorted laughing gas. It wouldn't be funny if it had a laugh track, or an appearance by a 1950's Jerry Lewis. It simply reeks of crass commercialism and stupid writing. There, is that clear now? Take the money you've made on your previous stinkers and ride off into the sunset.
