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Review title: THE FINEST ALBUM I OWN. PERIOD.
Product review: I HAVE TWO MASTER'S DEGREES IN MUSIC, OWN LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF TITLE'S, AND HAVE HEARD THOUSANDS MORE. IF I WAS GOING TO BE STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH ONLY ONE RECORDING, I'D CHOOSE "MUD SLIDE SLIM". PERIOD. END OF DISCUSSION.
