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Review title: Cry Wolf, Cry Reader
Product review: When you read this earlier work of Tami Hoag, you can see just how much she has improved. In Cry Wolf, she thinks she is Barbara Cartland with murders. It is hard to imagine that this is the author who wrote such outstanding novels as Ashes to Ashes.Here's how the book goes: Oh, dark passion! Oh, deep secrets! Oh sex, love, violence! Electra! Swamp, alligators! Whimper, moan, and whine. Laissez le bon temps rouler, `tite chatte! Oh, violence! Sex! Dark secrets! Deep passion! Oh, stereotypes! Oh, clichés! Whine, whine, whine. Sultry, hot, humid, violent swamp, bon Dieu! Sex! Deep, dark passion! Dark, deep secrets!Okay, that'll take you up to about page 250. From there on, read about four lines every page and you can keep up with the story.I don't know if the wolf cried, but the reader may cry from boredom.
