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Review title: George Will scewers this thing! Absolutely barbeques it!
Product review: I'm writing this as a public service announcement: George Will, syndicated columnist, labels this book, "The Snobs Guide To The Millenium" in his latest column. Very funny commentary on sheer, unadulterated shallowness sold as reading material. Great commentary! A novel that aspires to be read by people caught up with their own self-indulgent self-importance.
