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Review title: Theory of Travel: 1st Seasoning?
Product review: Silver silent reams of uncomfortable snow does its thing outside your window. Go ahead and remember the drive to the tri-state rest stop. You were fumbling with a bag of Andy Capp fries and balancing a soft serve ice cream cone in the cup holder. She asked how the heat was to blame for your stupidity. Skipping songs had no discernible effect on her line of questioning so you quietly suggested that perhaps the next ream of uncomfortable rest stop snow showers down less silent, and more silver. Season one is the tops! Highly re'd.
