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Review title: Commander Silly Pants
Product review: I thought that this book was one hootin' hollerin' good time!!! It made me jump, it made me cry, but most of all it made me pee. I can't tell you how many times I've looked at a story like this and said "Boy, I'd like a snowcone right about now." but when I read this fine piece of reading material I found myself squeeling in extacy. I like the pretty colors and the way my eyes cross when I try to read the small text....
