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Review title: What a fitting title....
Product review: It certainly does sound like goodbye Kenny boy. For with this travesty of an "offering" I have written you off completely. So, goodbye Ken. For the parting glass...here's to rememberances of the glory days of The Posies...so very long ago and far away.
