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Review title: Melodrama takes itself far too seriously
Product review: "Dear Abby" meets Halley's comet. Big sobs and not a whole lot more. At least Armageddon was entertaining, even if brain dead. Deep Impact gets one star for "decent filmmaking", but a whopping 10 for "boring and pretentious". Enjoy.
