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Review title: OMG! Blah!!!
Product review: Well crafted, all around. That said, it's probably one of the most pretentious films ever made. In the end, I found it very distasteful -- the perfect atheistic counterpart to Terrence Malick's TREE OF LIFE (which I loved). My favorite thing about MELANCHOLIA: Kirsten Dunst's nude planet-bathing. I found a lot about this film to be straight up dorky, and I'd like to add a note to any aspiring filmmakers: slapping Wagner's beautiful music into your film doesn't (by default) create high art. FAIL.
