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Review title: Would you like a little cheese with that whine?
Product review: Boo-hoo. My life is so tough. I am a single mother. I am a big star.Get over it! We all have to graduate from Self-Pity Junior High some time. But if this is Ms. Hatcher's term paper, I'm afraid she'll be repeating the grade again.
