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Review title: Not fit for human consumption.
Product review: I could go to Best Buy right now, spend $200 on a digital recorder, come home make some puppets out of some old stanky socks, and film a conversation between the two socks that I make up as I go along.....and it would be better than this dog turd of a movie. Seriously. Better plot, better acting, better production value.The only demographic that could possibly find entertainment in this is young, on drugs and not alone. That's right, if you are under the age of 22, stoned on some kind of illegal substance and you're hanging out with a big group of friends, you all might have an enjoyable time razzing on the movie.Unfortunately for me I was alone and sober when I decided to see why 2 people had given this crapper 5 stars.
