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Review title: Ruination of a good idea
Product review: This book could have been such fun. It's upsetting then that it is actually very poorly written and unforgivably boring! The characters are less than one dimensional, if that's possible. And the plot twists make no sense at best, and at worst contradict previous events. For example, two men (Luke and Zeth) are shown on video naked together and exchanging I-Love-You's, and then later in the book, the same two characters have sex FOR THE FIRST TIME! Also, a character (Rocky) is referred to as being openly gay, and then later in the book denies sleeping with men, seemingly for no reason. The author also seems to be fascinated with the humor of urine, feces, and pain - but he can describe nothing with humor or grace. I identified with only one character, Cameron, in that I felt like a masochist because I forced myself to read the entire book. This book is a complete waste of time, money, paper, and a good idea for a plot.
