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Review title: oh dear
Product review: well, it could have done with finishing a lot earlier. some nice cinematography, decent bird, but it's bloody awful. poxy dialogue, bits of various old movies shamelessly ripped out (terminator, matrix, back to the future, flight of the navigator- i think they even used some of the props from ET). don't bother.
