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Review title: Bad Bad Bad
Product review: Okay, if you haven't already gessed, this book is bad. The one star is simple there because I could not go any lower or leave it blank. The characters are annoying and pathetic; the story line weird and sad, but not in a cool way. I got this book for free (that should have told me something)and have yet to see a "good" review. To paraphrase GK Chesterton, "a good book reveils the truth about the character, a bad one reveils the truth about the author." Dear Mr. Shapero, I think the truth is that you were not meant to be a writer. But to end on a positive, the description of the Dahl sheep was accurate.
