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Review title: Yeah man, you gotta get this......
Product review: Scenario: I am confronted with an armed robber brandishing a twelve guage who wants to disposess me of all my CDs. The man needs to support and maintain his crack habit. Then, without warning his expression softens and he says, "OK pimpjuice, y'all can keep yo three favorites"....This album would without a doubt be amongst the three I would salvage. In terms of pure appeal and versitility it is unrivalled in my opinion. Whether you want some smooth background beats for when you have guests for dinner, or to create the mood for that fine young thang you managed to get back to the crib, or even blazing up a blunt with your boys, it's all to be had on this record. I urge you to buy it, you won't regret.
