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Review title: !!!!!!!!!!
Product review: Nonsense and hoi-polloi. Atrocious stupidity, and a waste of time to boot. Here's a tip, sort the ratings by most helpful, and see what you find. This album is a joke, and a few jerks are trying to raise its ratings artificially so that more people get taken in. It's mean, and it's a lousy thing to do to someone else. All of the good reviews admit that it's arrhythmic, atonal, raspy, gritty, bad musicianship, with bass that sounds like someone falling downstairs, etc. Think to yourself: how could this be simultaneously so unpleasant to listen to, but also worthy of 5 stars? Of course, it can't be. It's a stupid prank, and so are the 5 star reviews. Half the time they insult your intelligence, and the other half of the time, they try to make you insecure. Trust me, you'll be a lot better off without a nonsensical headache like this in your collection.-Paul-
