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Review title: ...what?
Product review: I am not joking, this is easily one of the most pathetic efforts I've seen from anyone or anything in a long time. I don't mind garage band sound quality, but what I do mind are some of the most mind-numbingly over-used metal riffs I've ever heard in a long time. I'm quite happy Jason finally got smart and got out of Metallica after getting abused for 14 years.I usually like to reserve extreme judgement for bands in Metallica's position who go out on a limb to try something different, but unfortunately I could find no redeeming value in this pile of trash whatsoever. There should be a big party where everyone can get together and throw their burning copy of this waste of plastic into the big garbage can that Lars was using for a snare drum on this record.
