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Review title: This album blows chunks!!
Product review: After being a being a fan of a couple previous Spock's Beard releases, I had some hopes of this one being their best. WRONG!Not only isn't this album their best but it's one of the lamest albums I've ever heard! Prog or not! I'd rather listen to Shakira or Britney Spears and imagine them shaking their booty than listen to this weak rubbish. Obviously when Neal left the band he took the talent with him. Neal's bible thumping will leave many cold/ashamed/or irriated but at least he can write a good tune. Too bad the new Spock's Beard can't. Don't buy this crappola, I'm sorry I did. I think I'll sell it for a dollar and rent a cheap video. Anything is better than sitting through this wasted, weak attempt at "progressive" music. The band better get day jobs soon cause this album it a total clunker. Don't say I didn't warn you!
