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Review title: Float...Float...Sink
Product review: As previously previewed, these last for a few days to weeks, but then will spring a leak and leave you bobbing in the pool like a apple at a state fair bobbing contest. One lasted several weeks, but eventually, it too sprang a leak. But they are good while they last....which sounds a lot like my second marriage, but that's another story.
