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Review title: Are we there yet!
Product review: Enough already! This book puzzled me from the beginning. I've made it a point not to judge a book immediately after completion, but rather to wait for that "aftertaste" that comes in the days after. If I find myself referring back to a book, whether it be positive or negative, then I feel it moved me in some way; which I think is what any writer's motives should be. The only time I thought about this book in the days after was when my cat knocked it off the counter and onto the floor and I had to go pick it up. Oprah usually recommends books worth reading. I'm sure the purpose for the recommendation of VINEGAR HILL was that she finally found her "spirit" at the end and gave herself some "oxygen" in order to give "oxygen" to the others in her life; but, PLLLEEAASSEE, we have to muddle through 240 depressing, suicidal, confusing pages to get to that lone paragraph on the final page to "get it." Take your Prozac before you read this one.
