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Review title: Doesn't do what the box says it does
Product review: This thing didn't soothe my crying infant or make her feel like she was still in the womb. I think all these things are gimmicks. I handed this bear down to a friend and she said her baby laughed at the bear sounds. I guess that's better than crying.
