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Review title: Boring!
Product review: Even though I had read good things about this book, I'm not easily fooled by hype. Unfortunately, my low level of expectations were not met by this title.Standard Authority Plot:[Insert villains -- aliens, clones, time travelers, mutants, etc.] start a large scale invasion of [insert city or cities]. Authority attack with swift and violent force. It's still not enough to thwart force or it's not enough to defeat the source of the problem. Escape back to the Authority's huge space ship. Use the ship to decimate head villain by ramming the ship into villain's [Insert location -- fortress, dimension, secret base, etc.]. Repeat.I hope that I have saved you some money.
