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Review title: What Happened?
Product review: What happened to SK? The master of epic horror in everyday life? This cuddly-sweet lover's lingo turned my stomach to the point where I could not even focus on the story. Who talks like this? "Little Lisey of mine...I was hot; SO HOT!...and you brought me ice." ?? Who besides Barbara Streisand in "Prince of Tides" can lay claim to such overwrought language. This writer who is supposed to be the love of her/our(?) life comes across as a whiny selfish effeminate bluecollar wannabe. Answering his fans with lines like "No can do Brother". It surpised me that King should paint the writer in these unflattering terms, since it is obvious that the writer is King (like always). Maybe he thought this was a likelable heroic portrait.Is King even still actually writing these novels? Or does he throw out the germ of an idea every week or two and then the apprentices, all versed in "King" jump to action; filling the pages with "King".
