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Review title: Two hours I can't get back
Product review: This is easily the worst film I have ever seen. It leaves me wondering if there's anyone from the production company left alive to sue. Bad beyond belief, a logic professor couldn't hope to follow any one of the plot threads, let alone the spaghetti dinner they create when combined. Somehow, the film becomes more confusing with repeated viewings. My IQ is 136 and I'm in a stupor, so if you're not a member of MENSA, don't go anywhere near this brutal mish-mosh, even if you've got a guest to get rid of. Destroy all prints!-Douglas Antreassian
