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Review title: Can't open it
Product review: LOL. Went to use it, couldn't open it. Two others tried also. Luckily I always carry a lighter and back up matches anyway. Got home, tried to open it with tools. Still couldn't open it. Finally used tin snips to cut/rip it open -- got my tinder quick and flint out and chucked it. Good thing it wasn't an emergency...I might still be out there...frozen solid with the container clutched in my cold dead hands...staring at the "China" stamp on the bottom...
