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Review title: A Kick-Ass Ride!
Product review: BITCH SLAP is a kick in the teeth, a slap on the face and a spank on the ass. Seriously. A clever homage to exploitation movies of old, dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century, it always remembers to be a sexy, funny and crazy ride. And they really do deliver the "greatest chick fight in cinema history." And the greatest wet t-shirt gratuitous-fest. And dialogue so over the top, your lips are numb. And women so beautiful, it's hard to believe they weren't designed in some secret government laboratory somewhere.What's not to love???
