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Review title: Just Absurd,
Product review: Oh, poor Plume Sykes. She just cannot string a sentence together to save her life. This was an horrifying example of what passes for fiction today. Don't waste your time with this tripe. Thank Goodness, mine came from the library.Oh it's hilarious the author below me says this is no Davinci Code as if Davinci Code was some super serious book. NOT! However, this book makes Davinci Code look like War and Peace.If you want a good plot compared to this, try another book I read, called,The SAS Self-Defense Handbook: A Complete Guide to Unarmed Combat Techniques by John "Lofty" Wiseman. I am serious even that had a better plot than this one. (Actually that is a pretty good self defense book)Please Miss Sykes, stop writing and go get your hair done.I gave Miss Sykes a star to prove that she seems to know how to correctly punctuate a sentence here and there.
