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Review title: Boring -and- Excruciatingly Slow
Product review: Is it really possible that such an accomplished author can take such a thrilling situation as fraught with conflict as three teenage girls in a school shooting and turn it into one of the most boring books on the shelves? I'd give this project a D and request a class repeat. It's such an intriguing concept sadly wasted in painfully slow, indulgent writing. Save your money. Save some trees.
