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Review title: "Anonymous" isn't the writer he used to be...
Product review: The book itself is worthless outside of North Dakota, where arecent shortage of bathroom tissue was reported, but what reallybothered me was the scandal surrounding the author's identity. Does anyone care who Joe Klein is? Of all the writers who put out works of "fiction" in the last five years, isn't it safe to say that Joe Klein does not rank in the top ninety-nine percent? I mean, it's one thing to cover your back against lawsuits by writing a "no-names-mentioned" roman-a-clef, but to do that and then slap "Anonymous" on the cover...that's like ringing your neighbor's doorbell and then, instead of running, beating yourself up so you could say a mugger did it. Kind of defeats the joke. No offense, Mr. Klein, but you should try assertiveness training.
