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Review title: this is how low I will sink to see Rutger
Product review: Some of you will understand exactly what I'm talking about. The rest of you, I'd say don't bother watching this movie.I will watch ANYTHING with Rutger Hauer. (Other than that, I'm fairly normal.) Anything at all. Which explains why I sat through this creepy little B minus minus movie about legless, formaldehyde-swilling/flesh-eating mutants on a generic fishing island. (Supposed to be Maine, judging by the boat registrations, but apparently filmed in Canada- and God only knows what kind of accent those people were attempting. )Rutger, Rutger, Rutger. You are fast becoming Brandoesque in stature- and I don't refer to acting ability. You mumble and slur your words. You no longer get the girl. Yet I still see you as Etienne of Navarre, as Martin the swashbuckler- impossibly Aryan, the android more alive than real flesh. Sigh. Is there any hope for me??? Probably not, if I keep watching such awful movies just to get my fix.
