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Review title: This gets the Worst-Remake-Ever Award.
Product review: It's hard to explain how a scene-by-scene remake can fall so short of the original, but somehow, this does. Maybe it's the familiarity of the original actors and the way they say those famous lines (e.g. "We all go a little mad sometimes", "Oh God Mother! Blood!", etc.). Maybe it's the way color film is less menacing than black-and-white. Or maybe it's because you resent the fact that Hollywood is so uncreative these days it has to rip off of classics in the name of making a buck.
