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Review title: WORST...MOVIE...EVER
Product review: The fact that this 'film' came before Blair Witch and was made for $900 should have no bearing on your decision to watch, or worse, purchase it. It is quite simply the worst waste of time and film I've seen since taking a college film course. It aspires to some unclear pretension of social commentary, like a community college student's wet dream, but ultimately, like the same wet dream, ends up a sticky mess of grade school writing and sub-amateur camera work. Somebody take the cameras and pens away from these jokers. Watch the Last Broadcast at your peril.
