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Review title: unfinishable
Product review: 200+ pages in: LOTS of people, places, things, ideas introduced and nothing is happening. There is no story, no narrative...is this an essay? an MFA thesis? something to support a grant proposal? who cares? There is no sympathetic character anywhere in sight. Self-indulgent, pretentious rubbish.
