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Review title: So Far Below the Original, its Laughable
Product review: Need I say more? I thought this film was a waste of time, money and talent. ALl the makeup in the universe could not make it any better - the story was deeply flawed, the performances stale, and yes, even the monkey suits looked fake. Gee - you'd think the filmakers would have borrowed a page from the original and stuck to a formula that worked back then - a plot for one, suspense for another, and actors who transcended the species rather than offended it. Quite honestly, after seeing this flick (on an IMAX screen no less) I'm not sure what the point to remaking ANY classic story really is if there is no compelling plot to move the story forward. A DUD.
