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Review title: BILL, BILL, BILL...GET REAL!
Product review: You are no more than an ALARM without batteries. And that's a good thing, Bill. Your cloud is dark, but not too dark to see through. Fix yourself, then FIX the rest of the world. Robert Appleton, Jr.
