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Review title: What movie did the rest of you see?
Product review: This movie is straight garbage on a sunny sidewalk in Queens in the summer. I went from uneasy to queasy in less time than Will Arnet spent on screen. Anyone entertained by this ought to swing by my place soon, I got a bran muffin making it's way through shortly. Sure Josh Brolin was a nice addition but totally under utilized. Will Smith looked more bored than the plot to be there. His performance rivaled some of the recently arisen on the Walking Dead. Someone thought, "sure, let's get the band back together one more time". While the audience thought, "sure, how bad can it be?" Well, ladies and gentlemen, Barry Sonnenfeld has stepped up to that challenge. MIB3 makes SyFy originals look good. I mean, have you Sharktopus?
