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Review title: What a piece of garbage...
Product review: We purchased our magic bullet only 2 months ago and it's already bricked!! Even though we only used it to chop up the simplest of things! We followed the instructions in the manual to a T. A protein shake every other morning, an omelette or two, weekly salsa. My same-sex partner and I also like to make our own homemade cat food. Usually a mixture of salmon filet and chicken bones. Where most food processors would turn the salmon and bones into a fine "moist" powder, this device just made loud clunky noises and a shard-filled fish paste. One time we tried to chop up some aquarium gravel and it BUSTED THE FRIGGIN MIXING CUP!!!!!! What a #&@$% of shit! Unless you're planning on using it solely to dice up some old cheese, fuh-get about it!
