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Review title: Authorial response
Product review: Yo, Bobby Sherman, from Tashkent. I'm reading with a certain amount of fascination but not posting. I do, however, have friends who, like you, are willing to bend the truth in the fightin' interests of literary bloodsport. Some are not as sneaky as they could be, alas (though I'd like to believe the book has some civilian fans, too: Roxanne Roxanne, where are you?). Or wait: should I call you "Christy Thompson," the woman-dating, Central-Asia-living gal who I noticed also hates Vendela Vida's book? Hey, Bobby, you read any good books on Central Asia lately? No? That's what I thought.
