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Review title: Bland, verging on comatose
Product review: The tracks collected here are devoid of any distinguishing features--nay, even of a memorable melody or hook. Not only are some of the lyrics (when there are lyrics) "storybookish" -- as another reviewer noted -- but the singers often sound like children; I prefer to hear adults. This isn't funky enough to be termed "lounge" music, though it will remind you of some ersatz "music" of the '70s -- namely, Muzak.
