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Review title: A disaster
Product review: The book is a nightmare. The average length of each sentence is six words or thereabouts. I think Disney's speech bubbles are more complex than this. It reminds me of a bad TV preacher with dimples and I felt like exclaiming "halleluja" after each sentence. The man is completely incapable of putting a readable paragraph together. I read this book after devouring Charles Taylor's Modern Social Imaginaries and I did not manage to get past page 30, no matter how hard I tried. Horrible.
