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Review title: i'd throw my own boot barty
Product review: ...if i knew what one was.delightfully groovy stuff from my hero calvin johnson, the K records/beat happening/halo benders guy. you wanna know what this sounds like? try imagining beat happening--with chops--auditioning to be james brown's backing band. (they wouldn't be chosen, of course, but they might just come up with something just as cool.)
