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Review title: it's a sad day for rock and roll...
Product review: ...when a band of five completely untalented prep school boys with industry connections (via a rich fashion mogul father) can get rave reviews and become internationally famous for poorly and unenthusiastically aping the styles of good bands from 30 years ago. these kids are not rock and roll. these kids wouldn't know rock and roll if it was dropped on their heads. what has happened to us that our expectations are this low? everyone says "well they're not original, and they won't change your life, but they play good rock and roll." well, i can think of tons of bands that make a lot less money and get a lot less attention that ARE original and that COULD change your life. the ONLY reason anyone knows who these bourgeois jerks are is that one of them has a rich, connected daddy. period. mediocre to poor all around. let's hope they all die of drug overdoses soon.
