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Review title: Close this freakshow down for repairs
Product review: What an out of tune bunch of nonsense! This must be the bearded lady of music. If you like this sort of thing, knock yourself out. I like craziness as much as the next guy, but I'm never going to go home and swallow any swords (nor listen to this album again).
