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Review title: Whaaaaaaaaaat?
Product review: OK at what point did the Octospiders tell Richard Wakefield that, "Yes! Wow, we are so amazed that you guessed what we call ourselves. Octospiders! How in the hell did a human guess that from just looking at us?" He made up the name for them in book two, and now it's gospel. What would happen if the Octos started off calling the humans, pink, whiny, four legs? So far this isn't resolved, maybe I skimmed over the part where the, "Octospiders," told the humans that their real name for their species would be impossible for them to pronounce.I have cringed beyond belief every time a character is made to say, 'Whaaat?' the two extra, "a's" stand for: we have too many changes of scenery to cover so to hell with rich character descriptions.
