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Review title: Wannabe
Product review: Ignore the brown-nosing reviews on the back cover, many of which lifted from the British right-wing press. This is amateur storytelling, at best, with watery plots and weak -- sometimes embarrassing -- choices of phrase. When it comes to scorpion tales, Mr Archer, I'm afraid you're no Roald Dahl.
