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Review title: What a scrawling, pretentious mess
Product review: As if it weren't obvious by the packaging alone, this album is the biggest load of pretentious, overrated "stuff" I've had the misfortune of hearing lately. Svefn-g-Englar opens the album (after a pointless, noodling intro) - Falsetto vocals over bowed guitar and keyboards? What year are we in again, 1975? Anyway, the next track opens with a string section; I think it's written law that if you put a song with a string section on it on your album, you will appear to have artistic merit. This went right out my car window. The arty kids in every local high school will eat this junk up.
