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Review title: A Very Long, Bad Joke
Product review: Well,what a mind numbingly boring,pretentious book this was.I'm sorry but life is too short for such turgid prose as this,and I'm sick of books that are all just literary allusions,please,enough already..The only reason I trudged though the morass of DFW's 1,000 page plus post modern conceit was because I had wasted so much time already,also I had the perverse hope that the hype was about something.I was wrong.Don't buy this book,and if you do don't read it,use it for weight training or toilet paper or anything else.
