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Review title: This book is fantastic!
Product review: Naturally, I found this book delicious. That is not to say erotic--in the usual sense. And for me, personally, so long bereft of my, how shall we say, membrane virile, I did _not_ find the book terribly stimulating. This is all beside the point and, to be frank, I would rather not mention the series of ill-fated operations that left me so awfully frigid. But even for the sexually intact this book, I would fain say, belongs rather on the shelf than athwart anything in the way of an extremity. Which is not to say the book is boring per se. It's not. In fact, I'd even recommend it. Certainly, though, the transvestite community--to which I belong--will continue to ardently oppose such shining examples of conventional or, worse, "literary" prurience. That said, I give the book a half-hearted, semi-limp thumbs-up!
