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Review title: Mediocre is the new great
Product review: A one note, one groove, idling CD. Even more sonambulant than Snore-a-Jones herself. This is elevator muzak for the Starbucks' crowd. A whispering tranquilizer. For Zimmerman's sake, put on a Dylan album and stay forever young.
