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Review title: Phew! What a stinker!
Product review: I can't tell you how many times the CRANES have restored my faith in the order and meaning of the universe. They give me a dark, cold corner in which I recoil, regroup, and marshall my forces to face the virulent rash of humanity. Each CRANES album is indescribably meaningful to me; each has its own unique features, flaws and facets that make my soul sing. But POPULATION FOUR just stinks. No two ways about it. My friend Liz interviewed Alison Shaw for a student newspaper (we were both friends of the editor) and says that she's quite intelligent, talks lots about Dostoevsky and such. God...what the hell happened?! I was very distraught when I heard POP4, and I wonder if the alterna-teen indie crowd that the CRANES have clearly gone out of their way to attract with this album, is any larger or more devoted than the gothic crowd they've alienated with it. My friends and I have come up with a puerile but amusing nickname for this album: FLATULATION FOUR.
