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Review title: Worst movie ever? Wait, Mansquito is on next....
Product review: Just finished watching Alien Apocalypse, only because I never wanted to be tempted to see it again. Bruce Campbell did a spoof movie about himself and said - "what can be worse, I did a movie in Bulgaria". This was that movie. This movie is dying for a spoof soundtrack a la MST3000. If you like bad effects, bad acting and a worse script - this movie is for you.
