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Review title: Toilet paper
Product review: This is one of the most boring, pretentious, self-important stories I think I've ever read. If the author had spent as much time developing a coherent plot line as he did in coming up with similes and metaphors, he may have had a good story as a result. It is hard to believe that this story every found a publisher, but it is not hard to see why there have been no subsequent published books by this author.
