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Review title: This young fart thinks they suck!
Product review: And not just any kind of suck. The super nasty lick linoleum, eat ceiling fans and throw up tarantulas kind. Now that is one bad mother of a suck. Eat your peas innocent child of poor musical choices. You'll get a mind someday. Or at least you can live with the earwax drenched hope that will invade your ever so putrid brain everyday. Now drink up this ray of hypnotizing light and listen to good music please.
