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Review title: Can I make that a negative one star?
Product review: This represents the old saying perfectly: "You can't judge a book by it's cover." I did. That's why I bought this horrible thing. It makes me wonder where publishers find the reviewers that throw praise at such garbage. I can recall reading the cover at the time of purchase and thinking "Wow, this sounds good!" It wasn't. It was probably one of the most terrible novels I've ever read. The characters lose any sort of complexity before the mid way point. The plot reveals itself as an underresearched joke far too soon. The story unfolds slowly into the waste of words that it is. If you read this, then don't buy it. Save yourself!
