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Review title: Wow!
Product review: This really REALLY sounds like my balls. Ohhhhhh my god its making me sick with its mediocrity. Its like Punk with musicians who can actually sorta play thier instruments BUT (A BIG BUT!!!!) somehow sounds worse (and punk is awful). Anyway!, on an unrelated topic, if you want something creative and innovative try Trout Mask Replica. Im Gonna Go Wash My Ears-RobertEdit (9/19/11): I made up a new phrase(or atleast to my knowledge)/ a new rating term thanks to this album......(drum roll).......... "This album truly is a one star trashsterpiece" so atleast it was good for something.
