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Review title: Possibly the worst Bible movie ever made.
Product review: Can you imagine someone retelling American history and to shorten things up a bit, they have George Washington freeing the slaves and introducing the "New Deal," and then he gets shot in Dallas. That's what "Noah's Ark" does in telling Bible history. In this movie Noah prays for Sodom where his nephew Lot lives (It was Abraham who prayed for Sodom and his nephew Lot, several hundred years after the time of Noah). During the flood when Noah and his family are safely on the ark with all the animals, Lot comes along on a raft and tries to hijack the ark. Ugh! Possibly the worst Bible movie ever made. Nice special effects. That's it.
