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Review title: What a stupid, stupid movie
Product review: I am not a fan of the original "Apes" films, but even I have to admit that they are much better than this horrible "update".I can't even bring myself to flesh this review out much, but I can point out two things that really irked me: that ridiculous deaux et machina of a climax (I mean, come on-the only point of drama in the whole film-the battle scene-ends like that? It's like something a child would have come up with when they've run out of ideas) and an ending which is indescribably bad.This film was an insult to my intelligence.
