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Review title: 2nd worst movie ever!
Product review: Have you ever seen a softcore porn movie with no softcore porn? Well then, you haven't seen Vampires vs. Zombies. This is the second worst movie I have ever seen, (Troll II being the worst). This must have been filmed in somebody's back yard. If you enjoy zombie movies, do not bother with this. If you enjoy vampire movies, please stay away. The only thing keeping this from being the worst movie ever is that fact that there is a little bit of comic self-awareness. And, I hesitate to mention this, because it will lead to some hard-up teenager renting this movie, but there are a couple of topless shots included. The director was not a complete dunce, which is why this is second only to Troll II as the worst movie of all time. There isn't even a scene in which vampires fight zombies!
