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Review title: Blah, blah, blah. There is no other word for it.
Product review: This is not a very good book. The story is stupid, the characters are awful, and everything else about it is just weird. I did not enjoy this at all and hope that I never have to read any bit of these books again. Do not buy, do not get it out of the library, do not go near this book or any of them unless you wish to cause yourself great pain. I would never get this as a gift unless you are shopping for someone you really hate.
