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Review title: Trees have nothing on this Sap
Product review: This has been called a Viking version of Beauty and the Beast. They had the sets, props, costumes, and boats..... but they could have used some actors and a script. They were about as Viking as the Egyptians were Egyptian in the 1940s era movies. They stole their actors from B rated '80s glam rock. This movie is to Beauty and the Beast what a soap opera version of Men in Tights would be to History. It may be good for a laugh, especially when trying to do it justice in a review.
