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Review title: Trite attempt at a prequel.
Product review: Have you ever seen anyone look at a cobra and think, I'm just gonna cuddle with it? Have you ever seen a deep sea diver decide, I'm going to take off the suit that ensures my head isn't crushed like an egg by the intense water pressure at the ocean floor?Though quite pretty at times, this movie was riddles with terrible writing and poor decisions. You know when someone in a horror movie says, "let's split up" that someone is going to die. This sort of writing is generally unacceptable, unless you're watching something like Scream 18 or Bride of Chucky. Those are movies where that level of lazy writing can be accepted under the fun of camp and too much blood. Some like it, some don't.This movie makes all those decisions without any of the camp. It might be better termed, "What happens when we let children who have been dropped on their head go into space."I don't just want my money back. I want Riddley Scott to hand it to me himself with an apology for what he has done.
