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Review title: Attention Lemmings!!
Product review: The fur flew on the path to the cliff -- who would get there first? Mr. Glass?The ocean roared below, faster-faster, the little pitter-patter feet scratched and clawed, till the drop-off. The front furries furiously attempted to stop, but the back furries pushed onward -- remember honor and integrity!And the jumping began, and did not stop.
