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Review title: Alzheimer's?
Product review: I noted the other day that Mr. Breslin has just retired, and, as I read this book (or tried), I wondered, and I'm dead serious about this, if he's contracted Alzheimer's. Ill or not, he certainly doesn't have an editor; he can't have. There were at least three sentences per page that were simply indecipherable, this after repeated readings. It was similarly impossible to tell, in his description of events, when they occurred and, in some case, in what country! Whole chapters seemed pointless non sequiturs. The reading experience for me was so puzzling that I picked up another book to see if I would be similarly confused; perhaps I was the one with Alzheimer's. But I guess when you've won a Pulitzer you can get away with anything.
