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Review title: Disappointment
Product review: I love anthology horror and I'm a big fan of Randal Malone; I also wanted to like this movie but I couldn't. Cinematography, set pieces, dialogue and even story choices were all out-to-lunch. I'm pretty sure this is the same director of Hollywood Mortuary, which I loved, and I'm sure that with some control and willpower this could be remade into a workable and enjoyable B-Horror romp. The movie felt like being in a car after the driver had a seizure and you could see the brick wall straight ahead. Some people would complain about bad acting but I don't expect Shakespeare in low budget; what I do expect in a coherent, cohesive and copprehensive presentation. Okay, so you're thinking why'd I give it one star or even bother to write this critique? Randal Malone's hammy Italian mobster, while it didn't save the movie, gave me great amusement. Better luck next time, guys, and hopefully a bigger budget. Here's seeing ya at the movies!
