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Review title: The Blair Witch Fiasco
Product review: What an excruciating waste of time! I waited 90 minutes for something to frighten me. Then I realized that the most frightening thing about this film was the hype and all of the accolades heaped upon the writers/directors. You know a film is in trouble when within the first 35 minutes or so you are hoping that all of the main characters come to some gruesome end AND as soon as possible! Besides wasting time watching this film, the only thing I regret is that I have to give it at least one star in this review. Zero stars is not an option. Do yourself a favor and buy a Hitchcock video. ANY Hitchcock video. You will thank me later!
