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Review title: Really? Are they for serious?
Product review: Static-X really dropped a Static-Turd with this one. Experiencing 'Behemeth' while viewing the album cover had me in tears laughing. Really, I imagined these guys got a phone call and recorded for 2 days...maybe added some post production effects...and were like "Yup, good stuff (high fiving) lets go headbang at Bobby's house, PYAWW! (a la Howard Dean). then they got paid 28$ for their abortion of a record. sweet.
