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Review title: Come home Jason Vorhees, all is forgiven.
Product review: One of the worst of a bad lot. Boasting merit for an explanation behind Michael Myers(and the explanation is so lame, you'll think you could make a better one with a ten second brainstorming session),this inscipient slasher offers absoloutley no scares, surprizes, thrills, or even laughs. You can predict exactly when, where, and how the killer will make his appearence with 90% accuracy. This movie doesn't contain an ounce of life. I suppose you could watch it if you're really bored and would like a laugh, but don't tell me I didn't warn you!
