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Review title: A waste of film... and 2 hours.
Product review: One of the worst films ever. Slow moving. Disjointed. Atrociously bad acting. Lack of plot. The other 80 percent of the film was like watching a security camera for long minutes where nothing interesting happens. Tension builds, anticipation that something is about to happen...but then nothing does. Oh wait, there were about 5 or so moments in the film when "something" happens -- with all but one just a literal flash on the screen, and then more nothingness. An utter waste of time. Watching traffic out the window would be more interesting (and less frustrating) than watching this worthless film.
