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Review title: How bad can a movie get??
Product review: If you want an answer to that question, just try to sit through this one. This film occupies a prominent place on my list of the ten worst movies ever made. The only thing remotely scary about it was that so many people were actually deluded into thinking it was worth the price of admission. Lemme see now... three totally obnoxious, foul-mouth college kids traipse off into deepest Maryland (I'm cracking up just typing this) looking for signs of some kind of local witch. They manage to lose themselves in the woods by a river, yet (did it ever occur to these bozos that if they followed the river they were sure to come to a populated area?) and are never seen again. Don't we wish. They actually came back and made a sequel to this mishmash! On a scale of one to five I'd give this mess a minus-ten, but the review rules say I have to give it at least one star, so I will grudgingly shell out one. And people actually paid to see this?!!?
