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Review title: Simply, Absolutely, Unquestionably Dreadful
Product review: Make it STOP!!! Please tell me that it's "Over." This poor girl is tone deaf. She wouldn't make it past Simon on American Idol on her best day. So if anyone has done anything good, it's the producers who managed to make her sound even remotely on key. Now we know why she's always begging off live performances, claiming she's not feeling well. Even when she does perform, she keeps saying she has laryngitis. Sorry Lindsay -- you just have a BAD VOICE!! Bottom line: If you want to listen to overproduced, shallow, meaningless, forgettable pop that isn't even sung well, this is the album for you. Because being a cutesy poo actress under 20 does not qualify you to become a singer -- it doesn't even qualify you to become a pop star. Good grief, but Mandy Moore and Jennifer Lopez are starting to look like huge talents compared to this pop-tart du jour. Blech.
