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Review title: "Eight legged" spiders are gonna eat Michael Myers alive!
Product review: This movie is destined for total failure! I can't even believe the creator of this is still trying to milk blood out of a very dry cow! If you ask me, after seeing a test screening for the upcoming film "Eight Legged Freaks," starring David Arquette, were gonna be a lot more afraid of SUV-sized spiders than we will of some dumb idiot in a warped William Shatner mask hackin Busta Rhymes! "Eight Legged Freaks," is gonna rock July 12th!
