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Review title: Stop with the annoying cliches, puns, double entendres, etc.
Product review: You do realize that if you give this album a 5 that you are saying it is on the same level as albums such as Gun's and Roses -Appetite for Destruction, Use Your Illusion 1 and Alice in Chains - Dirt. Under no circumstances will a generic EP that made no influence on any other bands deserve a 5. There is no arguement about it. In fact they were influenced greatly by others. Even if you love this band, you can't justify it being as good as Pearl Jam's Ten, which is a sure fire 5. Unfortunately half the kids don't know who these influential bands are :(Don't buy this ep unless you are going to burn it. If I was rich I would personally destroy all copies of this. It would be well worth it.
