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Review title: stop thief!
Product review: first of all, i do not own this utterly disgusting (...) piece of (...) garbage. however, when i read some little scenester (...) review that said this is comparable to rise against's new album, i was compelled to comment. this hunky(...) does not in any way shape or form compare to rise against. if you like this band, don't listen to rise against. you would be an insult to them and their fanbase. likewise, if you truly like rise against, you will hate this. i'm not one of those retards who thinks everyone on the radio or tv has "sold out," but for real, this is not real music.
