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Review title: A bore
Product review: Really a feeble, yet extremely inoffensive, effort. "Bloody Mess" always tries his best to be shocking, and succeeds only in sending the handful of people who ever heard of this tedious figure off for an extremely sound night's sleep. If you're an insomniac, pick this humdrum effort up. You'll doze superbly.
