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Review title: Ouch! I got retconned right in the childhood.
Product review: I might have given this film two stars for at least being pretty to look at, but I deducted one for the damage this did to the series. It's one thing if you're going to make a bad film that's more style than substance, with characters behaving frustratingly irrationally and 'science' so shoddy and lazy (e.g. "we're half a billion miles from earth") that I question whether anyone involved actually enjoys the genre. It's another thing entirely to make a bad film that retroactively alters the plot of another beloved classic. If you loved the Alien saga but thought it needed to be less interesting and more Christian, this is the film for you.
