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Review title: Ooh! Ooh! I know this band and that band! Revere me!
Product review: Bunch of sorry saps want cred for knowing the bands that came before this one and that one. Please, take it to your local used vinyl shop. The nosering dude behind the counter might care, i definitely don't.Strokes debut is taut, edgy, and LISTENABLE. Don't take my word. Check it out. Too bad for you musical luddites if you wanted another <insert band with cred here>. Too bad that YOUR sad and derivative attempt at making indie music is never going to get past your basement four-track for the rest of us to laugh at.Too bad for you that new bands are going to keep on appearing, and new songs are going to be written and sung while you will be hopelessly clinging to your record collection shouting "but they were here first!" Have fun with that.
