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Review title: Ghastly
Product review: It is well known that every questionable restaurant in the English speaking world has a copy of this record. Indeed, certain commentators are known to judge the repute of a given restaurant on this single fact.For nothing, but nothing, is guaranteed to expel straggling punters into the chill night air than a blast of these hoarse mediterraneans shouting their way through a foreign language version of "My Way". And if that doesn't do the trick, Bamboleo surely will.It rids the kitchen of vermine and wards off vampires, too.Olly Buxton
