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Review title: Not unless your name is Shakespeare
Product review: A word and a warning to writers everywhere: Don't have your two primary characters literally lie down and die together unless your name is William Shakespeare. That technique simply doesn't work for lesser talents. I have rarely witnessed such a maudlin, dismal display. If there were an Oscar category for "most depressing," this juvenile, completely implausible exercise in tedium would be a shoo-in.
