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Review title: Essays from the bottom of the file cabinet - put 'em back!
Product review: Remember the guiy in high-school that never seemed to ever wash his hair, talk to anyone, or attend any school events, and was always smoking who-knows-what? If it was a comedy high-school, this is what he would have written (and it was edited by the guy that always sat in the courtyard playing chess by himself). Of the 15 essays I read (and I had trouble forcing myself to get past the first paragraph on any of them), only one was remotely funny. And, his title essay, "Dating your Mom", is too incestuous to be even remotely funny.
