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Review title: Buy it if you enjoy having migraines
Product review: If I had never heard of Celine Dion, you played a song for me and told me she has sold a hundred million albums around the world, I would die laughing. Speaking of death, this CD turns metaphorical screws which produce such intense agony that you will feel inclined to kill yourself. All her songs sound exactly alike and they all have the word 'love' or 'heart' in the title - does this woman possess even a small amount of originality? Seriously, record labels should spend time and money promoting talented artists instead of this crap. Anyone who actually enjoys this - what the hell are you on?
