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Review title: Not If You Paid Me, Tim........
Product review: When(If) I meet God at the gates, and if he grants me one last wish, it will be for me to choke Tim Burton for 2+ hours, effectively paying him back for the 2+ hrs of my life I'll never have back after watching this sad excuse for a movie. Apes, huh? Well, I think I saw better actors at my local zoo. All in all, a truly wretched movie-going experience. Too sum up - I wouldn't take this movie/DVD for free, even to go pawn it - I would be too ashamed....by the way, this wouldn't let me enter ZERO stars and I would surely give a Negative Rating.......
