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Review title: Tripe
Product review: The only one who could possibly be writing the reviews on this clumsy, self-published tripe is the "author" (to use that term here debases the profession) himself, who could find no publisher to take on such claptrap, and had to fork out the dollars to promote his ego. Instead, he's managed to humiliate himself publically, spending his time self-promoting this trivia instead of taking a writing course that might actually get him somewhere. Let me save you time and a few bucks, don't get suckered by this charlatan!
