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Review title: A Big Disappointment
Product review: The blurb on the cover of this book compared it to "Rebecca." This contrived, pretentious piece of fluff can't hold a candle to Daphne du Maurier's work. The characters are poorly drawn, the plot is completely implausible and ludicrous descriptions like "the fine bones of her neck...showing clearly through her pale skin" (what's he referring to? her vertebrae?) had me laughing at things the author clearly didn't intend to be funny. The book keeps building up to these big "revelations" which turn out to be just plain boring. I'm sure when the author turns 30 and looks back on this book, he is going to be completely embarrassed.
