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Review title: Move over Lennon, Yorke, Stipe, Bono - Hasslehoffs in town
Product review: What can I say...? If god could sing and lay down an album then he'd have recorded this. As it stands it's left to his representative on earth - Hasslehoff - to record it for us. This defines soul-touching music - the finely honed lyrics and music delve into your soul and fill it with "Mulleted European Rock" nourishment. Its just a shame only our Teutonic European and their superior musical ears fully understood the significance of this album. Their gain is our shame.Only betterred by the seminal single "Night Rocker" this collection of songs is flawless. On first hearing it was as if I'd died and gone to heaven
