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Review title: Bad From All Angles
Product review: This film is horribly long, badly acted, filled with a myriad different accents, and contains a story that can hardly be called sympathetic. Are we, the audience, supposed to sympathize with Nicholas Cages's annoying Italian fascist character? Should we like him because his accent is so horrid or because he delivers his lines with no believability? And should we fall in love with Penelope Cruz, whose acting and accent should only be forced on prisoners of war? The only time this picture becomes bearable is when none of the actors are on the screen, and just the vistas of the small Greek island are in view. And unfortunately, those vistas are few. Usually, the director submits his audience to the bad acting of Penelope Cruz, as she utters gems like "you think you can come here and turn my world upside-down?" Oh, the pure terror of it all. Whoever thought of making a story sympathetic to fascism anyway? Please, skip this film. It is not even entertaining as a popcorn flick.
