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Review title: Booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring
Product review: I read the Shining which absolutely scared the hell out of me so I thought I'd give Pet Sematary a read since it had been so highly recommended. Wow...there wasn't the slightest touch of ANYTHING creepy/scary or anything until the last 40ish pages of the book. A total let down and I can't figure out what the hype is all about. Sycophantic King fans perhaps?
