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Review title: A Disappointment (--5 stars)
Product review: I picked this book up hoping for something big. And I guess I got it -- a big disappointment!!! This author writes as if words of more than one syllable don't exist -- unless they're pretentiously cute inventions such as "slinkster". An utter lack of rhythm is also displayed here. Whatever happened to writing paragraphs as if one sentence related to another? And, what about developing ideas beyond the level of simplistic platitudes? This is writing at the most amateurish. I hoped to step into a world in which innocence is confronted with the hard truths of reality and triumphs beautifully -- gaining experience without growing cynical. However, this mess of hippy-dippy, shallow dithering left me feeling cheated. I don't expect all writing to be master-class quality but this stuff is simply dreadful.
