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Review title: Heck Naw
Product review: Most of the other reviewers have already said what I think about this long, drawn-out, never-ending story that will put you to sleep after the first couple of chapters. Seriously, it's not even that much of a story since the book is about a fourth narrative and three fourths bizarre descriptions of completely unimportant things ("...she was looking at expensive stockings as dark as pig's blood.."). But I don't want to get too into what I think about her writing style because everyone else, especially that review called "Life Is Too Short to Read Books Like This", totally nailed my thoughts. So the only reason I wrote this is to say that I kind of think that Kim Edwards wrote the "Read This, read this, read this!" review. Actually, I'm almost totally sure.
