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Review title: I really envied Mona - she didn't have to watch it.
Product review: This movie is more than bad - it is a serious insult to the consumer, somewhat like selling Firestone tires, Pintos, or maggot-infested meat. It is not remotely funny and the tired visual jokes only provoke a feeling of embarrassment for the actors involved in this turkey. Unfortunately, I watched this movie one week after viewing Magnolia, another waste of time. These two movies have degraded contemporary film writing and direction more than Ed Wood could have ever done in his lifetime.
