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Review title: John Carter...A Princess of Mars?
Product review: I'm not going to write much. I have been a long time fan of Edgar Rice Burroughs since a child, even loved those silly English, Hammer Studio productions of At The Earth's Core, The Land that Time Forgot, The People That Time Forgot, etc. This film was gleefully exactly what I though it would be: a classic "Swords and Sandals" epic right up there with the best of any Ray Harryhausen epic, etc. Unfortunately, the marketing chimps at dis-ney forgot that they needed to work a little harder at creating a new audience (these books are almost a 100 years old and have been plundered by Lucas, etc. ever since) and instead got lazy and thought all they needed to do do was "ape" the marketing of the recent remake of Clash of the Titans (I call it Crap of the Titans). Can't wait for this to get a proper Blu Ray release. This film is beautiful to behold and I am so dying to go back to Barsoom! Hail Deja Thoris! Long live Dotar Sojat!
