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Review title: Ummm, script?
Product review: Look, it's 2012. It's time that we stop running around chasing special effects in place of smart, well written stories. The plot in this film is frankly hilarious and improbable at best, cynical and stupid at worst. Without a good story, there is no dramatic tension. Without dramatic tension, there is no film. Period. I want my 2 hours back Ridley, I really do.I will refrain from citing specific examples save for this one. After our male lead visits the area of interest, all he does for the balance of the film's running time is toddle around drunkenly on the ship. He is effectively removed from the plot. Why was he introduced as a lead in the first place?Two 10 year old boys could come up with a better script over the lunchroom table. Pow Pow!
