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Review title: -5 stars, 5 word alternative
Product review: DREAM THEATER: IMAGES AND WORDS [j.white + m.white=talentless crap. Mike Portnoy + John Petrucci=happy feelings in pants (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more)]
