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Review title: Um, Batman's not cross-eyed.
Product review: At this point, I began to wonder why I bothered, so I skipped it. My brother rented it one night. So I watched this ominously titled film. It is horrible. The script is awful, the performances are just as bad as if Burton was directing it, and the cinematography, while interesting, is intrusive and obnoxious. It is impossible to follow the badly-staged action scenes. Jim Carrey in particular is really, really bad. It introduced the benightedly bad Chris O'Donnell as Robin. So why in the hell does it get the highest rating of the series? Because I enjoyed it. Somehow, all the horribleness of it came together for an entertaining movie. It is also the shortest (oddly enough, the other three are all the exact same length...). The big question is why in the hell did they lose the Batman theme, the best part of the previous films?
