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Review title: 0 STARS: Horror flick? Suspense flick? Don't look here!
Product review: The Attic Expeditions is one of those movies that tries to be unique, but is really nothing more than a pathetic attempt to mix in a stupid and nonsensical "blow your mind" plot with a bunch of crazy sex. In short, this movie sucks. Nothing else needs to be said here.
