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Review title: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT BUY THIS TURKEY!!!
Product review: This picture is so god awful it was actually painful to watch! Even Mystery Science Theatre 3000 couldn't save this turkey! Mike and the robots would gladly have gone out the nearest airlock if they had to watch this one!This half-Japanese, half god knows who (Norway? Finland? Antarctica?!), production is a real gobbler-fest! Cutsy Japanese-style sci-fi robots can't save it. Weird Venusean landscapes can't save it. Over-philosophizing like Captain Jean Luc Picard on acid can't save it. It makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space" look like "Citizen Kane"!Save yourself! Flee! Flee!
