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Review title: Are there O stars?
Product review: I am SOOOOOOOO mad. I've just wasted almost two hours of my life watching this "movie." And why? Because of the reviewers that gave this piece of sh** 5 and 4 star ratings. What exactly are you people on that you would even remotely like this film? Maybe it's that pretentious, high-brow snobbery that the best pseudo-intellectuals are versed in. I like alot of French films: Betty Blue, Amelie, etc., but this is sheer garbarge couched in "let's see how much I can piss off my audience before they claim I'm a genius." The next time someone wants to make a movie like this, PLEASE, give the money and the camera to 12-year old with a 70 IQ. I guarantee it will be ALOT better.
