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Review title: Oh puh-leez...
Product review: Charlap makes great records, and this one is no exception.Apparently, Mr. Longboard Jazzer fancies himself the music critic...and honestly, who writes 1000 reviews on Amazon anyway? Get a job. Get a woman. Get a man, whatever.Just spare us the fan commentary.
