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Review title: bada bing!
Product review: I waited sleeplessly for this treasured gem to arrive. Not even the 1980s 'intro to German language' class on the local public broadcast and a nonstop swill of temperanillo could soothe my nerves. But alas, it is now firmly entrenched in my steel grip. Til death do us part? Hah! Posh! They are going to have to bury me with this bad boy.Thanks for the juice,Rock-on!Sweet Cheese
