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Review title: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???
Product review: I, like most teenage boys in America, went through a certain stage in my teen years. It is an icky developmental thing that few people like to talk about. It may really be better left behind closed doors.Still, I find myself oddly compelled to share this shameful part of my youth in a public setting:Once upon a time, I too read a lot of Michael Crichton.Of his somewhat vacuous oeuvre, I always thought that Sphere would make the best movie. Unfortunately, most movies come from Hollywood--and we all know where the heads of most Hollywood executives spend most of their time.Samuel Jackson? Maybe.But Dustbin Hoffman??? Sharon Stone?????Oy Vey.I'd rather watch Congo. At least it had Laura Linney to look at.This movie is trash--and in this case (as compared to Crichton's novels) I am using that word in a bad sense.Don't waste your time.
