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Review title: What the . . . . . .?!
Product review: Yuck. Bad, bad, bad. Unfortunately ZERO STARS was not an option. I'd rather listen to ex-NFL star William "The Refrigerator" Perry suck food from between his teeth. You simply cannot imagine how horrible this is, but don't waste your cash to find out, because it may cause you to have bad dreams.
