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Review title: Big in music maladies.
Product review: I heard "Big in Japan". I heard "Beautiful Maladies". AND I WANT TO HEAR EVERY GODDAMN THING TOM WAITS EVER SING, PLAY OR WROTE!!! Why? Because music without Tom Waits is not a music and CD collection without every Tom Wait's CD in it is not a CD collection. Mule variations? Of course, I'll get it because I know it's the best music maladie in 1999! Stay cool, Musicmaladiemaster!!!
