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Review title: Scammed!
Product review: What a lot of worthless reviews! Every one was five stars. Of course we all love Seinfeld, or we wouldn't be buying the DVDs. If these are supposed to be reviews of the actual product, however, ie the boxed giftset, I have to say I'm very disappointed. I think the advertising was extremely misleading. I want my money back! BEWARE! YOU ARE ONLY GETTING A 3 INCH HIGH SHIRT WORTH ABOUT 10 CENTS! Do yourself a favor and save the extra money by buying series 5 and 6 individually. Otherwise, if you want a solid copper engraving of President Lincoln's head for just $20, I'm prepared to post you a penny... Anyone who argues that expecting a full size shirt and getting a miniature shirt is a 'Seinfeld moment' is just playing into the hands of the cynical executives who are fleecing us and laughing all the way to the bank. Last time I buy a 'giftset'.
