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Review title: Worm like man just goes with being weird...details @ 11:00!!!!!!!
Product review: There is something peculiar about this wormy musician. Perhaps it's his baritone voice splattered all over the plastic world of '80s pop; perhaps it's because he wrote and produced Weezer's best record (the blue album); perhaps it's because he inexplicably dates supermodels.Whatever the case may entail, this wormy idiot wasted his time with the Cars, and wasted his time in music. The fool!!! He could have been in Star Trek, by far the most clever, cool, most hip space show since Battle Star Galactica in the '70s!!!! Just think, America's catch phrase could have been, "Beam me up, Ricky!" Instead we got California Raisins, "Where's the Beef" and a local Hemingdorm that doesn't even serve biscuits and gravy during breakfast hours...the horror!!!!YOUR TIME IS APRECIATED!!!!!!!!!!!
