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Review title: Original. Hardhiting. Disturbing
Product review: If you're admittedly unimaginative and quite dim - don't go to see the film. If you need every single point, detail and storyline explained - don't go to see the film. If you like to think for yourself and tend to identify yourself with characters and imagine yourself in the actual narrative - DO go to see the film. If you didn't like the film or weren't intelligent enough to put yourself in the characters shoes - stop whining about it it doesn't mean the at the directors are to blame - it's you! Just remember next time to book yourself into Van-Damme's next film ok? Personally i found the film a refreshing and realistic - almost Film Noir masterpiece - I went to see it with four of my closest friends who were all male and they found it equally entertaining. Look - it isn't meant to scare the living daylights out of you - It's supposed to make you think....MMMMKAY?
