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Review title: Don't know what everyone is raving about...
Product review: The author must have used every 3+ syllable word in her vocabulary. No, it's not that I couldn't understand her, it was just pretentious and hollow. Come on, taking a whole paragraph to describe getting out of the shower?!? I could have done without all the flowery language and it would have been a better book. It dragged a lot in some places, too. I think if she left out all the inane descriptions and exaggerated language, it would have been about 50 pages shorter. Her intentions were good. The stories to tell were interesting but her style of writing was too phony.
