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Review title: Storyline sucks. Let's get real.
Product review: This movie would have flown had it been placed in 1975. But in the year 2004, with all the advanced technology, and all of our communication options, it is totally impossible for two lovers to lose complete contact with each other. It is also almost impossible to have your one and only true love still be alive, but mysteriously disappear without a trace, unless she was kidnapped and being held hostage by a wild and dangerous gang of demented psycho baboons (which in that case one would have contacted the missing persons bureau). The couple in this movie are young, well-to-do, modern, cosmopolitan yuppies. Don't tell me they didn't have email, voice-mail, text-messaging, fax or any other way of contacting each other for those two years that they were apart. Total bull.Once you take that into consideration, the movie just becomes pointless. Pure nonsense.
