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Review title: Nope, nope, nope
Product review: After slogging through the mire that is "50 Shades of Grey," I decided to download the sample of this relatively well-reviewed book by Anne Rice. I'm glad I didn't actually purchase the book--all I could think of was Lord Farquaad and Fiona from Shrek...not exactly the erotic imagery I had in mind. Skip it.
