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Review title: Worst Conan book ever devised
Product review: I can't even put into words the disgust I feel for this piece of [...]. I have been waiting YEARS for a new conan book, and what comes along? Harry Turtledove's gargantuan pile of poo. This book is so inconsistent, poorly developed, and poorly written it makes my stomach roil. I am about 2/3 of the way done, and I don't think I can bring myself to read the rest of this [...]. Think I might start on another book by a REAL author, David Gemmell. The story is literally conan acting like a little turd the WHOLE book. Talk about a whiny turd, damn. The book is about as eventful as a retirement home disco. Honestly, just read it for yourself. Damn, I will just stop right now...[...]. TOR better find a better author.
