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Review title: Episode IV please
Product review: Who cares about this horrible movie? Would Han Solo ever have made fart jokes like Jar Jar? For that matter, if I never see Jar Jar again it will be too soon. What a disappointment. Please release IV, V and VI on DVD asap! (and preferably the original versions of those, too)
