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Review title: Can I Rip out her vocal cords???
Product review: Man, i am tellin you, this hshould be rated a quarter out of five!! (...)She sounds like an elf when she sings. She can't even go up that high, and she always changes her chords. DEF. NOT A SINGER, and i wouldn't be surprised if she didn't have any other talents. If anyone buys this cd, it would be like buying a skunks head in a tuna fish sandwich, dipped in mallasas, squished underneath a 1000 pound elephant's foot, with tons of 100 year old gravy, and a rotten cherry on top. Cuz that's how much it STINKS!!!!
