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Review title: Okay I get it there is poo everywhere
Product review: This book drags quite a bit. Yes it has some great symbolism and yes ther is a deeper meaning, but seriously I got sick of hearing about how everyone is covered in poo. Worse yet, nothing really happens. I realize it is a book about ideas but it would be nice if there were more than three events. I konw he won the Nobel prize but if I were you I'd skip this one and read something by Dickens a real master.
