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Review title: What a loud of sucky suck suck!
Product review: I expected a little better from something called Planet Of The Apes. I expected "Get Your Paws Off Me You Damn Dirty Ape!" and of course "Dr. Zauis, Dr. Zauis!". Instead we got angry yawns and snores. Mark Wahlberg and the people in the ape outfit give less than stellar performances. And of course, the ending sucks. I recommend you see the original Planet Of The Apes.
