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Review title: Mammoth Mutant Mollusk Monsters Maul Mankind!
Product review: Gigantic prehistoric snails w/ huge piercing mouthparts are unleashed upon us, after an earthquake cracks open the tons of rock they're buried under! These monstrous mollusks begin killing humans right away turning boaters, swimmers, and beachcombers into tasty snacks. A nest of eggs is found and the war is on! We use depth-charges to eradicate the creatures. Alas, one egg has been saved by those pesky scientist-types, and kept in a tank in their lab that MUST be kept above 38F. Of course, a little kid just happens to turn up the thermostat, causing the beast to grow into adulthood! Now the fun really begins! TMTCTW is an excellent sci-fi grabber w/ decent monster FX and plot. Well worth owning...
