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Review title: What the Three Yuppie Stooges Want
Product review: These three guys from My Town (maybe I should leave) with their all too recently acquired "professional" credentials (Congratulations, graduate!) presume to tell the ladies how best to go about pleasuring them, and at the end give away these "ugly truths:" Looks are almost everything to a guy, and men cheat on women they love. If you are good-looking enough will they not cheat on you? No, because they want "sexual variety." So, if you are a "10" and don't mind your man having "sexual variety," then all you have to do is properly perform oral sex on them and be "nice" (not brilliant or interesting -- a no-no!) and God willing, you should be able to get yourself a yuppie who cheats on you. Happy hunting.
