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Review title: Row, Row, Row Your Boat....Life Is But A Dream...
Product review: And like a dream, infuriating and surreal, this movie is one to love or hate, and perhaps both. I was committed to stick with it, although it didn't become much more coherent once the symphonic 10 minute slow-mo introduction was over. There were lots of subtly surreal moments, as well as those designed to overtly push our buttons, but in the end it is all clearly a meditation on death (perhaps through the lens of "clinical depression", but not limited by it). And the protagonist (Dunst), who was most effected by Melancholia (the approaching rogue planet), was the one most ready for (a good) death. The corollary is that the ones most in denial were the least accepting. Nothing revelatory here, but the fact it was even looked at may be.This is a slick movie with high production value, great cast, and artful pretensions, but it surely isn't ordinary Hollywood. It is also one whose metaphors will stick with me for years.
