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Review title: Awful, just awful.
Product review: For the most part, this soundtrack reminded me most distictly of the background music for a Tom and Jerry chase scene. The tracks generally range from 30 to 80 seconds in length, and seem to repeat at least once every three minutes. Honestly, the only reason this soundtrack is worthy of even one star is its adoption of Pachelbel's Canon and The Way You Looked Tonight, neither of which were created by the mastermind behind the rest of this circus-like album. Instead of spending your good ol' greenbacks on this audio version of a hampster-wheel, consider letting the four neighbor kids fingerpaint your Volvo with ketchup and mustard. Ok, maybe this was a little harsh...however: this soundtrack does well to complement the movie, but nothing else. It is wholly unable to stand on its own merit, and coincidentally results in a bloody headache rather than a positive listening experience.
