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Review title: Down I went, down and down, down to the bottom of the world...
Product review: ...down and down... and down...down......down.Wait, who was I listening to? And was someone else listening? Was I listening to the telephone? Or was the telephone also listening?I feel it here... and here... and sometimes here... and here too... and over here...The rest of you might fall for this poetry of the streets stuff, but not me. I got an ear, see, and it's telling me to stop listening.The direction, cinematography, and acting are fine. Even the sound it good. But the dialog is just plain loopy -- and not fun loopy (like Janet Leigh's railway speech in Manchurian Candidate).This is the first time I ever wished a movie had been dubbedinto Italian.I don't speak Italian.
