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Review title: An incredible story that will put you to sleep.
Product review: I know a little about Hugh Glass. He was an American mountain man of they early 1800s with an incredible life story that took him from pirating in New Orleans to battling grizzly bears in the wild west and everything in between. So why did this short little 230 page book take me 2 months to read? The way it is written, of course. It is an extremely tedious read. The author can turn a clever phrase but he overdoes it so much that you end up having to decipher every sentence to get through it. Reading this book is like watching the remake of True Grit. Yeah it's English but you have to pay attention to every word to understand what the heck they are saying. It's not the light quick read I expected. A great story but this is not the best place to hear it.
