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Review title: THEY ALSO SERVE...
Product review: I have nothing to add to the other one-star reviews of this bad movie, except perhaps to emphasize the incomplete and inadequate ending, but I found it interesting that, if you watch the credits to the end, you get some idea of the kind of help a wealthy man gets when making a movie. For in the credits (which seem to include most of the population of Bucharest), you can learn the names of (1) "Mr. Seagal's Stunt Double", (2) "Mr. Seagal's Photo Double", (3) the provider of the "Wardrobe for Mr. Seagal", (4) "Mr. Seagal's Make-Up Artist", (5) the "Executive Assistant to Mr. Seagal", and (6) the "Driver of Mr. Seagal's Trailer".Further, you can even learn the provider of "Mr. Seagal's Trailer" (Translux International Ltd.).The mystery is that, among all the members of Mr. Seagal's entourage, we are not told who is "Mr. Seagal's Voice". At least I didn't see that.A bit more work along these lines and Mr. Seagal may discover how to make a film with no personal presence at all.
