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Review title: A good, creepy read!
Product review: Let's just say, awesome (if you like the horror genre). A few times I had to re-read and ask myself, "Seriously? Did that really just happen?" and I like that in a book. I'm really glad that I read this book before watching the movie because the movie and Christian Bale the Turd does it no justice. Even if you did like the poorly done movie, you'd better read this because you'll like it 100 times more.
