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Review title: Mediocrity on four strings
Product review: The cello as we know it has four strings, not six, as a previous reviewer suggested. They really shouldn't allow those martians to review our earthly affairs! As long as I'm writing this, I might as well mention that I agree with the person who said there are better recordings available at lower prices. This cellist (Fournier) seems to lack confidence in his playing. Maybe he's confused by the extra strings on his cello.
