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Review title: stupendous and stupefying
Product review: This really has to be heard to be believed; the riches of perversely untalented musical iconoclasm are all to be found here. Forget your Mrs Millers and all the other pretenders: they pale alongside Congress-Woman Parker, Shooby Taylor and Sri Darwin Gross. Prepare to astonish yourself and your unsuspecting friends.
