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Review title: Rancid Turd
Product review: This film is advertised as 'terrifying and funny' but fails to do either. The movie creeps along at a snail's pace, with haphazard, obviously impromptu dialogue. Additionally, there are none of the redeeming B-movie qualities present: no nudity, no great special effects, and no worthwhile villian. At the end of this very boring movie, I was glad most of the principle characters were dead, thus alleviating any serious worries that a sequel could be on its way. The awfulness of this film will linger like a ripe fart.
