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Review title: This movie sucks something awful.
Product review: Maybe it was good ten years ago, on the big screen, when there was a remote possibility the story was true and you were taken in by the new, at the time, style of video used in cinema. But with these gimmicks gone, the film does not stand up on its own. Half the time it's a bunch of idiot, hick kids screaming at each other, the other half of the time you have no idea what's going on because all you see is dark, shaky, camera shots. No wonder people left the theater throwing up, if those stories are true. Even if you pay a penny for it, you've still lost your time. Can't I give it less than one star? This movie was made for no star, or negative star, situations.
