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Review title: icky-bicky
Product review: It was a wretched wretched Thanksgiving the year I encountered Pat the Beastie. I was gonna to tell the story to try and emphacize the charm of this nasty little book, but now, thinking about it, I've decided the story is too dreadful. Ah well. Pat the Beastie is a great book though. You get to pull the beastie's nasty boogers and smell the beastie's stinky booties and take a trip down the beastie's slimy stomach. It's great fun, especially if you read it with a hoidy-toidy Brisish matron sort of accent. It's funny and gross and children get eaten, beats getting to try on Mommy's ring or feel Daddy's scratchy face or have Thanksgiving in Houston by a mile.
