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Review title: Pathetic Silly Unrealistic
Product review: There was no doubt in my mind that this movie would be bad, but I rented it the very second it was available. That shows how pathetic I am. But this movie is worse. There are so many countless bad things about this movie that detailing any one or two or fifty-two of the worst of the fifty-five-hundred truly pathetic moments would be an absolutely pathetic waste of time. There is a moment or two when ACDC music pumps adrenaline into the pathetic anti-alien efforts. I type this now during one of those moments. Anyways, save your money, or better yet take your money and burn it. It will be far better spent as ash then on this trash. XOXO The King.
