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Review title: Bad fantasy done poorly
Product review: I had hopes for "Blood of Beasts," upon seeing the cover. The information presented on the back cover seemed interesting enough. Maybe it was the clever LOTR-inspired cover art combined with the natural beauty of Jane March that allured me to rent this drek.Basically, it's "Beauty and the Beast" set in the curiously warm Viking world. Scientists have told me there was a period of global warming about 800 years ago, but palm trees in Norway? It must be true, because they didn't have enough lumber to make a real Viking boat. Two weeks voyage on that glorified canoe?So there's little point in telling you the rest of this story, because you've probably seen the Disney movie, which was a lot better.If you want a real Viking story, get "The 13th Warrior."
