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Review title: Hopefully this is an isolated incident
Product review: Lindsay is proving what girls with big breasts and small waistlines have always known; sexuality can replace an obscene dearth of talent and judgment. She proves that when we thought we'd hit rock bottom with the 2nd wavers of supersaturated diva trash (J. Simpson, Kelly Clarkson, and the like), the well is a lot deeper than we'd hoped. Surely to god we're scraping rock bottom with Mrs. Lohans' 1st Big blowout hit. She's already enveloped in A&R manifested controversy, wet clothes, and dirty 'accidental' rumors. (anything to keep our minds away from the music and concentrated on her carefully manicured image). Lindsey is rewriting the rules for future flash in the pan acts and paving the way for the limitless myriad of processed/ repackaged sewer vestige that will be forced down our throat for years to come.
