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Review title: Utter Pants
Product review: If you enjoy reading the back of soup cans, then, boy, are you in for a thrilling time. If books are more your thing then avoid this contrived, bloated turkey of a novel in which the Author concocts a magical (not really) Chess service that secretly hides an alchemical formula. Forget hackneyed, graceless metaphors and try the real thing. It's called the Emerald Tablet.
