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Review title: prometheus asks all the important religious questions, such as "who created us?" and "can i have my cross necklace back?"
Product review: wow what a deep deep movie. its depth more than makes up for the horrible pacing. the characters range from unlikeable to flat out idiotic which is always the hallmark of an intellectual film. oh wait, i forgot about the redshirts. there are a LOT of redshirts in this movie. at one point a creature comes back to the ship and wastes a whole bunch of people and for the life of me i didnt know what any of their names were. i asked someone who is a fan of the movie and i believe their names were "mercenary 1, mercenary 2, mercenary 3, and mercenary 4". well at least its pretty to look at. if you like painted turds, this movie is for you.
