You are considering whether to buy a product. You look at the reviews. Would the following review decrease or increase the chances of you buying the product?
Review title: So dumb, it was painful
Product review: So, let me get this straight, ancient astronauts are found and we make our way to their home world; it's the first contact with aliens. When they get there, the crew starts a bunch of petulant behavior and the chief scientist starts boozing it up. Geez, Hollywood, I guess you assume your entire audience is a bunch of freaking retards. Well, I suppose you're right. I spent $3.99 and all I got was 2.5 seconds of where the Alien came from. Hint:from a guy's gut.Actually, come to think of it, there was four bucks worth of information in this movie. If you are ever trying to run away from a giant ring shaped space ship that is falling down toward you and rolling along it's perimeter, turn 90 degrees and run, rather than run along the path of the falling space ship.
