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Review title: Stinks On Ice
Product review: I was a captive audience. Our boy scout troup was visiting a Navy base and we got to see this turkey for free. Those who chose (wisely, I might add!)not to see it, went bowling instead. So the transportation vehicles were over at the bowling alley.Anyone who compares Ben with Cary Grant doesn't have a clue about talent, style, stage presence and sex appeal. Ben has zilch. I also don't know whats up with Uma; she's bland, not pretty and was only good in The Truth About Cats and Dogs. She's a dog! The scene where she jumps off a moving motorcycle while be shot at, to go back and pick up the envelope she dropped was so ridiculous. A five year old could have shot and killed her on the spot. There were so many holes in this plot, they should have name it "Swiss Cheese"! B-O-R-I-N-G. If the audiences applauded at the end of the movie, its because they were glad it was finally OVER!!!!!!
