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Review title: I used to write like this in junior high school
Product review: I had high hopes for the author within the first few pages. But then all the fluffy and agonizing descriptions of every person's outfit just reminded me of how I used to write at a very juvenile level. The other reviews are right: it's very predictable, but worse than that, it seems that Diana just wants a man around just to have one around. Please, haven't we all evolved past that stage in our lives?
