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Review title: Don't be fooled by hype
Product review: A juvenial attempt at grossing the audience out. Here's a tip for the author, readers enjoy a good STORY! Do we really need a description of the sound a brain makes as it separates from the skull? Aparently we do when the actual story itself is so weak. This reads as if it was written by a teenage boy raised on Beavis and Butthead. I can imagine Ellis at his typewritter as he finishes yet another drawn out description of sex and murder: "heh, heh, that was cool!" Grow up Bret and keep your demented fantasies to yourself.
