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Review title: Skitzo and Freakish!
Product review: What was Robert Cormier on when he wrote this book?!? I Am The Cheese was not only very confusing but boring as well. We had to read it for our summer assignment. Robert Cormier's idea of a skitzofrenic male in a mental hospital was not only childish but very unprofessional. Not one of the estimated 30 of us in class could understand or care about what was going on. And the POKEY THE PIG? Hello! I expected something a bit more important! The characters Adam Farmer and Brint were the most confusing. In conclusion, I am not the only one that hates this book. I would never recommend it to someone unless I hate the person! Even then I would not be so cruel! And the denoument in the end was probably the only part of the book I actually understood! Sorry Robert! Thanks!
