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Review title: A Poor Work of Fiction
Product review: Truly a work of fiction; and, a very poor one at that. It is a sad commentary on our society that only repugnant dysfunction sells books. I agree with an earlier reviewer who brought forth the notion that this "memoir" eerily paralleled "A Million Little Pieces" in its phantasmagorical tenor. Were it not for the fact I was unfortunate enough to be obligated to read this "literary" monstrosity, I would never have voluntarily done so. Fortunately, I can derive my own conclusions as to the veracity of this oeuvre instead of weepingly sympathizing with the "horror" the author purports to have experienced during her incommodious childhood. Bear in mind that the author is a gossip columnist, a profession unknown for its veridicality and comity.This is a vile 'chic lit' whose non-existent qualities I refuse to extol as I am not a pusillanimous poltroon which many reviewers seem to be given the rave accolades.
