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Review title: A movie for those who use their entire brain
Product review: The first few lines of this review will be dedicated to a fellow reviewer by the name of Joey. I have read a great deal of Joey's reviews and have a few things to say about them. They are short, badly written, have horrible grammer, and are of little use to interested customers. Even the things he likes he can't manage to express himself in more than 4 lines of split infinitives and incomplete sentances.Now that that is off my chest we can get to the good stuff. About A Boy is a wonderful flick and can only be appreciated by those who are willing to delve into its subplots. Hugh Grant brilliantly plays the shallow, self-absorbed playboy who befriends a socially gauche teenager at first to make himself look better in the eyes of a single mom, and later realizes that in Marcus he has found himself a friend. I really enjoyed this movie and the book is even better.
