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Review title: Unreadably bad
Product review: A book legnth portion of Andersen's lingo-centric, anti-received opinion style of journalism. This is not really a work of fiction, it is more of an agglomeration of puns, once au currant concerns, and careerist tribulation. No one with an ear for language will be able to read this ugly beast.
