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Review title: The best spoof of Braveheart I have ever seen.
Product review: For one thing, I am not very fascinated by the Arthur legend. I am more capativated by Beowulf or The Odyssey, tales with epic scale and human cores. But with Arthur, I don't feel it as much, and to get a movie about it done so poorly lowers all hopes for it. As if to insult the intelligence of the audience, Keira Knightley's Guinevere is put on the cover of the posters and DVD, as if the audience could not see the fact that she has about 30 minutes of screen time, thereby making her not a major character. Using someone as gorgeous as her to make money as part of advertisment is insulting; there's no getting around this one. I thought Clive Owen made a good Arthur, but he could not save this atrocity. The battle sequences were a great example of LOTR battle envy and style over substance, something an epic movie should avoid. Watch Braveheart and skip this lame, boring so-called epic.
