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Review title: Not good, not even close
Product review: This movie blows. Edward Norton and Matt Damon are good actors, but this is a terrible film for no other reason than that I don't believe them in these roles one tiny bit. Norton thinks he's "Mean Streets"-era De Niro and guess what? He's not. Who knows what Damon is doing but his supposedly know-all voice-over is laughable. As out of place as these guys are, they're the BETTER part of the cast. Malkovich has the WORST Russian accent ever. I expect better from him. Yet the lowest of the low is Gretchen Mol who proves that a pretty face doesn't translate well to the screen when you have a speaking part. Her attractiveness quotient plummets in this film. Hopefully she'll stick to being motionless on magazine covers from here on out, but I know that we can't be that lucky.You want a good movie with cards as a backdrop? Get "House of Games" which is infinitely better than this mess.
