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Review title: How to NOT watch this film = do anything else.
Product review: It occurred to my astute friend as we sat before the first 10 minutes of "Killers", that Ashton Kutcher is indeed a failed experiment subject created by the government to envelope Kermit the Frog in human skin. As he flopped on set and clumsily murmured his lines to a Miss Piggy impersonator (katherine heigl), it became quite apparent his stuffing may burst through any moment to reveal a more deserving (though admittedly inanimate) actor . Instead a flimsy bag of flesh stumbles at the feet of this "action/romantic/comedy/advertisement/ movie", and pitifully begs us to endure the malignant side effects of watching Ashton and Katherine pretend to act like they are actors. The only redeeming moments are manifested by Catherine O'Hara who seems to be acting like an alcoholic, though in fact merely became one while enduring the making of this film.
