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Review title: Fantastic new group of the current economic slump
Product review: This little tiny sick band just couldn't cut it. If you need to read Pitchfork to determine what bands to listen to, you probably need some help anyway. Stick with the Femmes, the Pixies, and the Talking Heads. This is derivative. Fun, but derivative. Anyone who says otherwise probably needs Pitchfork to tell him what to listen to. And Pitchfork just ain't all that.
