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Review title: Pinch me!
Product review: Like, Oh my god! Have u ever woken from a dream and tried desperately to go back to sleep to pick up where it left off because it was so good? That's how I felt after listening to this album. These girls r so talented, they rise far above their far below-average looks. When I first heard them on the radio, I thought it was another Britney Spears song. Then I thought it was Christina Aguilera. Then I thought it was Jennifer Lopez. Then I thought they were Destiny's Child. When I found out that it was a brand new manufactured pop band, I couldn't believe my ears! Their voices r as beautiful as their baby fat midriffs. Never has a group of artists barely out of puberty raised the national consciousness to a higher level. Well, at least not since Kris Kross anyway. Hopefully they'll get even younger. I dream of the day when fetuses will sing! "He Loves U Not" is a great song. If, like me, u r too lazy to write out simple words like "you" and "are," then this album is for you!
