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Review title: The best CD to scare my parents, and teachers with!!!
Product review: Slipknot is the best band to act like 9 overgrown 3 year olds, screaming like there is no tomorrow about very cool things like "If you're a 555, then I'm a 666" and "People equal shxt", screaming like their Mommies took away their toys and made them sit in time-out corner, not to mention run around on stage and beat eachother sensless with dead birds and dead goats heads while only 4 members are actually trying to play their instruments but fail to do so anyway. Yep...I can really relate to these cow pattie-shoveling Iowa goons who have nothing better to do then make songs about nothing but teen-angst, even if Korn did that 7 years ago...Yep Slipknot is really the most talented band I have heard since Milli Vanilli...all gimmick and no talent! ... Yep...Slipknot is the new band for us clueless, teen-angst filled fans of today! May the trendy bands keep on coming!
