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Review title: bury it
Product review: The title of this book should be changed to "My Secret Sewer." A garden? Replace the flower on the cover with a weed and bury this piece of trash six feet under. While there's some good stuff here, some of it is disgusting beyond belief, and no, I'm not talking about the lesbian scenarios. I'm not advocating champagne and roses, and I have nothing against red-blooded, no holds barred, even explicit sex. But some of this stuff is simply sleazy, degrading and masochistic. Bestiality? Incest? Well, as I've heard it put, erotic is when you use a feather and kinky is when you use the whole chicken. Yeah, I know some of you will say I'm a prude. Well, shoot me. I'm wearing my bulletproof vest.
