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Review title: how scary can pg-13 be?!?!?!?!?
Product review: scary,creepy,eerie,oh my!but in the end,nothing.........just another''close up of petrified woman.....cue noise......jerk camera...........now scream!''the whole single parent with the 1 kid in a haunted place is so blase and predictable that the pg-13 makes it even worse.and yes,an ''unrated-lets fleece the audience for even more money version in BOTH wide and full screen''(sold seperately of course).why do people bother going to pg-13 snorefests when the better version will be for sale/rent a few months later?!?!?!?OBVIOUSLY,pg-13 is NOT the version the director wanted us to see,so why do we?!?!?!?!?DUH!!!women and children thats why!!!!!!!!!and us guys have to sulk and put up with it.guys,BE HONEST!
