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Review title: Blech!
Product review: What happened? Did somebody tell Zandri his first "Keeper" novel wasn't spicy enough? Needed more doses of salaciousness, more surrealism, more weird plot, more dumb? Boo, hiss! I very much enjoyed my introduction to Zandri's work, but frankly, I do not think I will bother finishing this one. Very disappointed, and that's a fact. When the reader finds him/herself suddenly muttering, "Oh, for Pete's sake," snapping the book -- or the Kindle -- closed, and finding something else to do, over and over again, it's time to move on.
