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Review title: It's Tool. Of course it's five stars.
Product review: Whoa. I love it. The rush! This CD is awesome. Sweat is a great song, easy to remember, slightly more mainstream metal than you would expect. Hush is one of the most awesome songs Tool ever made, Maynard seems a little, I don't know, angry. In this cut. Part of Me is a good song, not as good as the first two, worst on the CD. Then Cold and Ugly, great, still not as good as the first two in my esteemed opinion. Then Jerk-Off. Man, this song makes this CD. Awesome intro, the rest of the song reminds me a little bit of "Hooker with a Penis" on Aenima. If you play guitar, learn Jerk-Off, it's awesome. Last is Opiate, completely different from the rest of the CD, great song, third best behind Jerk-Off and Hush. And of course Gaping Lotus Experiment, the weird half-unintelligable hidden track, It does sound like they're on acid. That's my review, read it, like it, and buy Opiate.
