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Review title: Smucking Long!!!
Product review: Yes, Im yet another avid S.K fan, who will never give up on the master, despite being horribly dissappointedin his two lastest offerings, firstly the mediocre 'Cell', and now the neverending Liseys story.Why has King become so damn long winded?? His best novels have always been huge, but without a word to spare within an un-put-downable epic (eg Tommyknockers, IT, The Stand etc, etc)Liseys story dragged on like a long, boring movie full of dull characters. There were the odd moments of vintage King, but they were few and far between. I almost gave up halfway through, as the use of the ridiculous word 'smuck' made me want to throw the book away! I also found it irritating that Boo ya Moon was merely a poor replica of 'The Territories' within the brilliant 'Tallisman' (co written with Peter Straub)I still have faith in King and will continue to read everything that he offers us.. fingers crossed he has another great novel in him to rival his spectacular back catalogue.
