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Review title: shit
Product review: ok. this is the worst band i have ever heard. actually, i listen to it all the time with my friends because we think it is hilarious that people actually listen to it. so if you are over 12 years old and you listen to this and seriously like it and think that it is innovative or groundbreaking then maybe you should "cut your wrists and black your eyes" and listen to real music.
