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Review title: This book warrants somewhere between 0 and -5 stars !
Product review: This book brings back bad memories of the movie "Twister" - when a motorized vehicle crashes in the front door and then out the back door of a house as it tumbles across the road. I have never read a book that was more ridiculous and yet, at the same time -- more entertaining. My husband and I laughed hysterically for hours reminiscing about one absurd episode after another. From the boyfriend who hangs by his fingertips from a window sill in a cathedral tower before climbing back inside to escape the mercenary killer that he trips down the stairs and over his head with a candlestick to a taxi and a Vespa that spin in circles in a pool of oil, crash through the wall of an airplane hanger and just keep-on-going. Oh gawd - my sides are aching. Someone really ought to make a fortune on an "Airplane"-like movie version of this ludicrous novel.
