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Review title: aw geez...
Product review: One day, a band called Weezer was created. They made wonderful pop music with an equally wonderful rock. The band continued to do this with 2 albums. In the course of that time, other people thought, "I want to sound like them!" So many people tried to copy the weezer sound and was heard as a weaker version of the original. Somewhere along the line weezer lead singer Rivers exclaimed, "I'm so greatful for these bands that want be just like us, i think i'll return the favor and try to sound like them!" Thus, the Green Album is born. An album that sounds like a band trying to sound like a band trying to sound like Weezer.
