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Review title: perfect getaway.
Product review: i bought this tree about 3 days ago because I simply did not want to interact with anybody, and i wanted to go hide. What better place to hide than a tree?The tree works phenomenally . I placed my tree in the middle of my living room and took a comfortable squat behind it, and nobody has seen me yet! its been about three days, and i think my moms crying because she thinks i ran away! LOL!!! My tree provides me will all the oxygen i need and leaves to eat; theres no reason to ever leave my tree!yesterday, i told the world about my new way of life on a blog i started, and 18 people have bought there tree too! please join the revolution at treelife.blogspot.org ,hope to see you there!
