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Review title: So...er, shallow
Product review: Cannot believe the rave reviews from critics and readers! Were we reading the same book? Er, um, what were they thinking? I, er, got into counting the "ers," "ums," and even the "erms" prefacing every Emma-thought and statement. Overall, a boring and um, shallow read.
