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Review title: This is going to be lengthy....
Product review: yuck. oh wait....it has to be 20 words long... yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck....well I guess I might be a little biased. Psycho is my favorite Hitchcock movie. but this is just so awful in so many ways. But not quite as bad as Madonna's remake of Swept Away....
