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Review title: When Bad Things Happen to Stupid People...
Product review: I must not be the only viewer who felt as if the husband and wife were so pathetic that it was difficult to sympathize with them. The two preppie killers were so freaking wimpy that even with a broken knee I could have taken both of them out. Good grief. Two characters manage to escape and then "gasp" through their own stupidity are captured again. Watts's character barely struggles while watching her child being abused. Roth's character has as much backbone as a chicken nugget. And the "rewind" scene -- how arty! Now, if only I could rewind and get the hour-and-a-half back that I lost watching this crap. Yes, people will discuss ad nauseum how profound and disturbing the film is. Good for them. Those of us with insight into how manipulative and utterly boring this movie is can easily move on. And on a final note, shouldn't a thriller at least have...I dunno...dramatic tension? Just wondering.
