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Review title: I really wanted to like this movie ...
Product review: I honestly hoped this would be a good movie, but it was slow, dull, cluttered, and hard to follow. That may sound harsh, but I've watched school board meetings on public access television that were more compelling. Mickey Roarke is definitely a good actor, but seemed uninspired or maybe distracted in this. Carre Otis was also disappointing. I just don't think this role was a good match for her, even though she hadn't really been tested much as an actress before this. Also, if you look at Carre today, she is one of the most beautiful women you could ever see, but she is way, way, way too thin and unhealthy-looking in this film. (Mini-soapbox over the film and modeling industries' distorted expectiations) Yes, maybe she should have eaten more roast beef and mashed potatoes. I wouldn't necessarily recommend you don't rent it or buy it, but know that if you do, it may fall short of your expectations.
