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Review title: Will the real Stephen King please stand up...
Product review: How can it be that the person who wrote 'Salem's Lot and The Stand cranked out this boring, repetitive and annoying book. There have always been clunkers in Mr. King's repertoire. Lisey's Story, however, is the bottom of the clunker barrel. Even when Stephen King is off the mark, his writing can take lyrical turns that just enmesh and enchant the reader, and carry us along for page after page. Not so in this book. I have read all of Mr. Kings books, fiction and non-fiction and have come to a conclusion. The pod people have obviously made their own version of Stephen King, and this Pod-Stephen is the one who wrote Insomnia, Dream Catchers, Bag of Bones, From a Buick 8 and the rest of that ilk. Cell might have been a collaboration between the real thing and the clone. Anyway, if you love Stephen King, reread the old books. Lisey's Story is definitely the work of the Pod King.
