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Review title: I was in no way prepared for this movie's sheer awfulness
Product review: I watched this based on the "you HAVE to see this movie!" recommendations of two people I know. I no longer trust their taste or judgment on anything whatsoever. The combination of the self-indulgent violence with pretentious pseudo-philosophical moralizing made me want to puke at times. These things made me think of The Matrix movies; the unbelievably bad scenery-chewing from everyone on screen made me think of The Black Dahlia. We have here an Unholy Trinity of Cinematic Crap.And why does Dafoe's character listen to opera, and why is this supposed to provide some insight into his character? Is it because gay men listen to opera? Shouldn't he be listening to show tunes instead? Maybe it's because Troy Duffy can't tell the difference. Who knows. All I do know is that it has been quite some time since I hated a movie-watching experience this much. Bleccch!
