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Review title: Maximum Over...blown stupidity!
Product review: Even Steve King said he was out to make a bad movie... It's extremely derivitave and has been done...better...many times before. Amazingly, movies like this (driverless trucks *Shudder* are killin' simple folk out in the middle of nowhere! See USA network's "Trucks", etc.) Any movie in which Emilio Estevez is one of the best reasons for watching it is in trouble, not even Stephen King's name being attached could save it. It's boring to boot. For a quote that is about as original as the movie itself, "The Book was Better." Check out Stephen King's short story (also a low point, actually) instead. I came up with a similar story myself, when I was four years old and couldn't see any driver in this huge 18-wheeler coming down the road. Maybe King was getting in touch with his inner child...
