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Review title: Heaviest death/trash metal album ever...
Product review: ...but all you had to talk about is how you broke up with your girlfriend (just listen to "Everything Ends") and complainig about what a s##tty place your home IOWA is and how your life sucks there, because that's what metal is all about, isn't it, Slipknot?
