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Review title: In the woods, no one can hear you scream obscenities
Product review: Perhaps nausea-inducing, as the cameras won't stop jerking around for a moment, but hardly frightening, unless you consider being trapped with these three stupid, unattractive, and inarticulate people for an hour and a half to be the ultimate horror. Their arguments can be upsetting at times, but, really, who cares? Besides, the film has been overmarketed and overhyped. It's almost impossible to appreciate it as a film at this point. Next.
