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Review title: George Lucas - watch this and be ashamed.
Product review: The highlight of the Star Wars trilogy, The Empire Strikes Back sweeps our heroes majestically from one hostile environment to another. Visually stunning and full of moving characterisation this is Star Wars taking itself seriously and the result is head and shoulders above not only other science fiction, but all film. Listen to Yoda's description of the Force and think of Phantom Menace's midi-chlorians with embarrasment. Watch the beautiful interplay between Han and Leia and remember why it is people fall in love.
