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Review title: Can I have my money back?
Product review: Never in my life have I stopped reading a book because it was that bad. Until now. I guess I should have known when I read the first "Carrie in distress" story. Yikes. How did that get put in the book?"Gee, do you think our readers will be smart enough to know what we are talking about?""Nope. Let's add in a fake dialogue between a lost college student, her lesbian roommate and some Christian geek to help them through the tough parts."I would have loved to be in the room when Dan Brown read this. Of course, reading this means he must have taken a small break from his Satan worshiping. Give me a break.
