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Review title: Worst Book Ever, Not an Exaggeration
Product review: Quite simply, this book was beyond unreadable. The common sheep references, pages devoted to flowers, cardboard thin characters and dialogue written worse than the abilities of my fifth grade students. Whenever somebody I know talks about writing a book, I shall use this as an example that yes, anybody can get published. Go for it! The author should pay me for not only my time, but the fact I will never get the hours spent reading this effluvium back again.
