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Review title: "Pucker Up And Puke"
Product review: Dear Readers,If you have ever wondered what happens when writers spend too much time in grad school reading theory, then you have an idea of what to expect from this author's texts.All I can say is that if you like to read books with shallow characters, thin plots, unredeeming and perverse themes, and more self-conscious "Lemony" prose than will fit in one's pitcher, then these books are for you. Perhaps you can find a way to make lemonade with them.I'm on a new low-acid diet myself. I am bound to record that these tales are better classified as "when post-modern meets camp meets ...." Robert McCloskey showed us in LENTIL that people often want to suck lemons. In this case, it is the lemons that suck.
