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Review title: Not terribly clever.
Product review: If you're a connoisseur of horror films, skip this one. It's true, the stories within the story are slightly more interesting than the typical horror trope, but none of the stories make any sense or offer any real suspense or scares. No explanation is ever given for any of the stories individually or the overarching plot - in fact, I'd say the film makers seem to be taking advantage of the format of telling lots of short stories to keep from having to write motive for any of them.I wouldn't pay to rent it. If you want to watch it, grab it when it's on Netflix or borrow it from a friend. But all in all, if you're the kind of person who's seen all the horror classics and looking for something new, interesting, and well done, this will likely leave you wishing you'd skipped it.
