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Review title: OOGDEBAY!
Product review: Ah yes. Ahhhhhhhh. Yes. There are seven deadly sins and Cradle of Filth is guilty of thirteen of them. Ahhhhhhh, yesssssss. <shudder gurgle wither shriek>
