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Review title: I guess you had to be there...
Product review: After revisiting Wilson's The Mind Parasites (brilliant first half, standard period SciFi pot-boiler second half), I thought I'd give this a whirl. Pretentious, infantile and unreadable. Morbidly amusing in its' precocious cluelessness.
