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Review title: This film sucks
Product review: I saw it on MST3K and it was perfect bot fodder. It says 1991, but it looks like 1985. The leading lady was also the not-so-talented screenwriter (I hope she hasn't written anything else). Joe Estevez looks about as scary as a Boy Scout. The story makes zero sense and theres a scene that involves incestuous/homoerotic overtones that is downright creepy. Watch in MST3K, that's the only way to live through it.
