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Review title: It tastes like chicken.
Product review: Funny chicken, that is. Needlessly pretentious and overwrought chicken. And if anything could possibly be worse than the music, it would have to be Peter Sinfield's lyrics, which cause me to expectorate that aforementioned chicken with a violence bordering on the projectile. I can't believe this nonsense is still in print. Please do your duty as a citizen and help speed along the process of forcing this album out of print by NOT buying it. You will be amply rewarded for your efforts in the mercifully Kingcrimsonless afterlife.
