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Review title: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Product review: This is NOT the way to make an album! Listen up all you up-and-coming bands: If you EVER make the best album of your career, DO NOT follow it up with something like THIS! Capitalizing on the success of the great "Crash" album, Dave And His Anonymous Band Of Virtuoso Musicians substitute banjo playing and Alanis Morrisette for actual MELODIES! Ever heard "Don't Drink The Water"? Ever notice that you can't hum it in your head? You know why? BECAUSE IT HAS NO MELODY! "Rapunzel" is absolutely gross. "Pig" is just stupid. Oh and for the record "Halloween" may very well be the worst, most annoying song I've EVER heard! And I've heard's R.E.M.'s "Burning Hell"!"Crush" is great though. Dig that bass line!
