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Review title: It Doesn't Get Any Worse
Product review: Imagine the worst porn movie you've ever seen - the acting and plot in this film is ten times worse. And like a bad porn movie, you'll be embarrassed if you watch this film with anyone but yourself.Not even a fifth of good whiskey will make this film entertaining - you'll just sit there with the dry heaves, praying you can throw up, go to bed, and forget about it. Unfortunately, this movie is like the stomach flu - it'll stay with you for days.I know, with a review like this, you just have to see it. Trust me, you're wrong. Don't go to the "White Light."
