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Review title: Smucking slow, I feel like a Bool for buying this
Product review: The reviewers who complain about the overuse of cutesy phrases like "smuck" and the slow pace are right on the money. Remember the Seinfeld episode where Jerry and his girlfriend keep saying, "You're schmoopy"? Well the whole book is like that except King's characters are not joking. Steven King is not F. Scott Fitzgerald or Hemingway, but his stories are imaginative and well paced and his books have always been a lot of fun to read. This is the same guy who wrote Cujo? The Shining? The Dark Tower? I am half-way through this thing and for the first time I am considering not finishing a Steven King book.
