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Review title: Ew, ew, ew!
Product review: I went to the CD store yesterday, and I feel guilty if I don't buy anything when I leave, so I picked this. I HATE "Crash Into Me" with a fiery passion, but I decided to give the rest of this CD a chance. Boy am I sorry! It has scarred me for life. The nice guitar licks are the only thing that kept me from rating this one star. Dave Matthews's lyrics and singing are an abomination on the music industry. My six cats were in the room while I was listening to this, and they all started crying at the door to be let out! He's a good guitarist, but someone ought to go up to him and say "STRUM IT AND SHUT IT!" and hand him a copy of Barenaked Ladies' Stunt CD, which is what REAL music sounds like. This filth of a CD is worth only lining my cats' litter boxes, which is what it is doing now, jewel case and all.
