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Review title: Don't, don't, don't take this advice...
Product review: ... unless you're an addled headed twit from WeHo or Chelsea. And it's 1990. And even then it's bad advice. The free sample was great fun, reminding me of misspent days gone by. But then I bought it and it rapidly went downhill. On the other hand, if you take any of this seriously, you'll end up end up in therapy for relationship and sex issues which will probably be good in the long run and in rehab for your drinking and eventually AA which, I hear, is an excellent place to meet great guys.
