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Review title: After the lobotomy
Product review: Munchie hovered over me vibrating and speaking in tongues. As I reached for the crack pipe, he tore my skull open and thousands of worms crawled out. The next morning, Loni Anderson and I burned our house down and caught a plane to Afghanistan.
