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Review title: Very Weak Tea
Product review: I bought this book at a garage sale cuz I liked the cover. Well, you know what they say ... can't tell a book by its cover. Lol.Sorry, there just isn't any "beef" here, as in, "Where's the beef?" I heard of Dorothy Sayers and Peter Whimsey and really thought I was getting my hands on a classic. I read the whole thing cuz I was away in a beach house and there wasn't anything else to read.I was bored. The characters, the plot ... nothing except the cover, really, was worth reacting to.There's just no THERE there. Or here. Just none.I didn't dislike the characters; I just couldn't FIND the characters.Snoozeville.Oh, I forgot. There is one good scene. It's when characters go into a sewer. The sewer is described really well. You read that and think, why couldn't the writer do that for the whole book? One brief scene does not a novel make.
