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Review title: Look at me I jump around in a clown suit and cuss!
Product review: Why why why oh why isn't 0 stars an option? How stupid are all of you people? Any idiot can jump around in a clown suit screaming swear words at the top of his lungs for an entire album while 8 other people in clown suits bang on their instruments like a bunch of 2-year olds in the background....If this is supposed to be metal, take me back to the days when those little things like melody, lyrical content, and, oh yeah, the ability to SING meant something...Slipknot is just another manufactured fake-offensive crap metal collective, and it is a shame that so many young fans are being duped into listening to this crap...I would rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than submit myself to this vile, putrid mess of an album again....If this is the future of music, shoot me now
