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Review title: Would the real Linkin Park please stand up?
Product review: I have one question for Linkin Park, did your ****s fall off or something? I mean, I like slow dinky piano numbers as much as the next guy/girl, but not from LP! I recommend you dust off Hybrid, Meteora, and even Reanimation and listen to Faint and both versions of With You. When I listen to those numbers, it feels like my head is ripped off, thrown around, and reattached feeling better than ever. I'm happy to pay the speeding tickets your music causes. This album, however, was hugely disappointing. I have to check the cover to make sure it isn't Duran Duran reborn or something. I give the album 2 stars because there are some brief glimpses of the old you. Please rediscover that magic. Otherwise, you'll just become another rock band. We don't need another Nickleback, as successful as they are. Bring back the old LP and you'll sell gazillions of albums. Don't try to be something you're not, lame, at least until now.
