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Review title: This is not music.
Product review: Whatever it is, it isn't at all pleasant to listen to - kind of like a song about a train wreck being played during an actual train wreck. There's definitely a lot of hyperbole flowing on this site; I'd like to ask: if this is the best that music can hope to sound like, what is the worst? I sincerely hope that this aspect of progressive, experimental music goes the way of eugenics and phrenology. It might have seemed advanced at the time, but it looks more and more like a train wreck in hindsight...
