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Review title: So simple-minded, even a caveman could have written it
Product review: What a dreadful mishmosh of pseudo-scientific jargon, shallow characterization, lazy geography, and embarrassingly mawkish eroticism. On a more positive note, most copies will be dry enough to use as kindling within a few years.
