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Review title: It's not you, it's me
Product review: I don't understand it. I loved Neverwhere. I love fantastical quests through small-town America. I love mythology. Yet I hate this book. I promised myself that I would read half of it before I put it down, but I think I'm going to welch. My major complaint is that the book is dull, dull, dull as dishwater. I liked the main character while he was in prison. I wish he'd stayed there. His wife died. Who cares? He plays chess for his life. Who cares? He helps rob a bank. Who cares? I'd rather watch a documentary on the Hoover dam. I was quite surprised to come here and see how many people loved this book. What am I missing?
