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Review title: "Compositional Problems"
Product review: The below reviewer writes of "compositional problems." Indeed, the problem is that Schoenberg bothered to compose at all after around 1909. As R. Strauss so aptly stated: "Poor Schoenberg would do better to shovel snow than to scribble on music paper now." The farts contained on this CD are noisy enough, but as rotten smelling as any silent-but-deadly emission. As Schoenberg's paintings were stinky enough, would that Schoenberg had made no noise but rather released his stench in silence.
