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Review title: I wish my DVD version had a suicide feature....
Product review: Worst movie I've ever seen in my life. And I've seen Ishtar and Meet The Deedles TWICE. Judge Reinhold plays the hartwarming role of a [stupid] father who shrugs his shoulders at all of Beethoven's antics instead of actually doing things like, say, running after him when he's running away with his shoes or something [bad] like that. And Julia Sweeny of "It's Pat" days doesn't do much for me either. All in all, if you want entertainment better than Beethoven's 3rd, eating unsalted cashews until vomiting ensues is a great alternative.
