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Review title: Pretentious, boring, awful, caca!
Product review: Do not waste your time on this boring, self-indulgent crap! The script is rediculous, the characters are unrealistic outside of an asylem (though we're meant to accept them as "real") and everyone feels so sorry for themselves you'll want to kill yourself after the first half hour, a which point you'll probably turn it off like I did just to save your own life.
