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Review title: Litmus Test
Product review: Very simply, this book is a litmus test for would-be reviewers. If you give it a good review, you should be fired. Period. This book was published to universally negative acclaim in 1991, and the reviewers had it right the first time. If one truly wanted to create the ultimate weapon in the war or terror, simply translate "American Psycho" into whatever language is spoken by your terrorist suspect, and pump it into their room at full volume. In less than a week, they'll crack. The parts that are not stomach-churningly violent are mind-numbingly boring, and it takes nearly a third of the book to get to the horrible bits.If you really want to punish an ex of yours, buy them a copy of this book. They'll never stop cursing your name.
