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Review title: I read every damned word. I was robbed.
Product review: I will readily admit that Wallace has done something no other author has done for me: he has made me care less about his characters at the end of the book than I did before I even began. Other authors have provided dull, dreadful stories where I cared less by the end than at the beginning - but Wallace goes deeper. Imagine an "interest index" with boredom as zero: only Wallace has taken me into negative numbers. Unfortunately, the book has its bright moments. There are perhaps a hundred good pages buried in layers of pasty muck - just enough to string you along and make you think that maybe, by the end, there WILL be a payoff. Let me save you the trouble. There isn't.
