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Review title: And then what happened?
Product review: If the standard explanation for how life began on earth bores you, there's always this version where it all started with a naked, puking albino. Sorry, "Prometheus" didn't do it for me. Yeah, I know we might be a little sick of our old drooling friend with the acid blood, but at least he didn't talk, which is more than I can say for everyone in this movie. In fact, they yak all the way through it. The visuals seem like a fusion of "Metropolis" and "Stargate," but there's none of that shadowy, dark, damp atmosphere that added to the impact of the "Alien" series. Noomi Rapace is no Sigourney Weaver, and Charlize Theron is totally wasted as a space vamp. The best character is David, the android and one wonders why androids couldn't have been in charge of the whole thing from the beginning. At least they don't talk much.
