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Review title: I cannot believe anyone likes this book.
Product review: The story would be fine if it were written by someone else. The author seems to randomly pick conflicting adjectives and gives no reason anyone should care anything for the characters. None of the relationships make any sense and there is no explanation why the characters care for each other or why they are where they are or what they are doing there. The heroine repeatedly insults her cohorts by calling them "boob" & "poop". This illustrates the quick- witted nature of this author. I hope she didn't quit her day job.
