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Review title: Hah. Bad.
Product review: Don't buy this. Please, please, don't encourage this. The way Kenny G "writes" is to take an old song, play it at half tempo, and add a grace note, trill, or turn every measure. So basically, purchase of this album could be entirely circumvented by playing a Christmas record on 45 at 33 rpms, and occasionally hitting the turntable.Honestly, if you want good jazz, try maybe Keith Jarrett? He's pretty good. Billie Holiday is a standard, and technically all her music is Holiday music, so you should be all set there. But come on, people, Kenny G? Not jazz.
