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Review title: Move Over Tylenol PM
Product review: There is a new sleep aid in town: this wonderfully dull novel. About 400 pages of the book are meaningless yakity-yak yak about absolutly nothing imbelished with useless diction. The characters are about as alive as my left shoe. Also, i think Gutterson has some sexual issues judging from the twisted contents of some of these very descriptive paragraphs. I haven't finished the book yet, and I'm not planning to, as I firmly belive that it will put me into a coma.
