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Review title: Yecchh
Product review: What a mess. The author has evidently seen more movies than she has read books; banal, cutesy and irritating, as well as badly written. My favorite line: a cake is described as being "hairy with sprinkles". Sparkling with sprinkles, maybe, or even poxed with sprinkles, but 'hairy'? This novel should be assigned to literature students as an example of how to alienate a reader.
