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Review title: Was he paid by the word???
Product review: After reading so many reviews of this book, I could not believe it was the same book I was reading. I found myself skimming the pages for parts that were important to the plot! This book has more words than a old stale dictionary that had been left in the dusty desk of the school that was to be torn down when the snow is melted and the leaves on the trees have started to bud out like the breast of a teenage girl who tried to read this book!!!!!!!! I really tried to like this book more, being from the area. Maybe the movie will be better.
