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Review title: Don't. Stop. Don't! Stop! No, just stop.
Product review: Stupid and pointless. These manly men hem and haw over should they or shouldn't they - and clearly from the get-go the answer is no. In fact - the wife should just dump both of them and change the locks. But then we'd miss all the hair tugging, face rubbing, circularly unlogical discourse and terribly heavy thinking over to have sex or not. Down to the essential "this is the most terrifying thing we've over done in our lives." Really? A sexual Everest or an elephant in the room... whichever, neither wants to be mounted. The only true exposing moment comes right at the close... when the one friend is sitting in the hotel room by himself playing back the evening which was taped on a camcorder.
