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Review title: Not what promised
Product review: I'm a big slash fan, so I had high expectations of this book-the slash field is so overrun with Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter slash these days that the relatively new genre of environmental slash was tempting enough for me to buy it sight unseen. But Pine never beckoned to Loam with a cunning, crooked smile, eyes half open, gazing at Loam's bulging manhood. It was about, like, geomorphology.
