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Review title: dull & grating
Product review: boy is this bland. i bought it for $2.99 on a whim (and 'cause i had 'em mixed up with the libertines, whoops). as someone once said about walter cronkite talking about, uh, walter cronkite, "this is dry as toast." &that's the way it is.
