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Review title: Bwhahahaha - Metallica Fooled You All
Product review: What this really is ......... is a garage demo from James and Lars when they were 13 yrs old, beating trash cans in their garage, well before they met Kirk. Isn't it obvious? The childish lyrics, the lame vocals, the lack of guitar talent, the K-Mart trashcan drums, etc. etc. etc. ???Come on folks, it has to be! There is no way possible the gods who gave us Kill 'Em All, Ride The Lightning, Master of Puppets and In Justice For All could possibly vomit garbage like this........... either that or Metallica truly suck more than anything that has sucked before(visions of Butthead ripping his Metallica shirt to shreds) and this horendous pile of excrement deserves zero stars.If you want to hear true and great thrash/speed metal, pick up the latest Exodus - Tempo of the Damned. Beavis and Butthead would both be wearing Exodus shirts if still on the air.
