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Review title: Directed by your neighbor's teenager.
Product review: This movie was unintentionally hilarious. From the non-stop, over-the-top rage screams of the main character, to the cheesy music, to the random, meaningless flashbacks, it was really, really bad. I will say the zombie makeup was quite good, and the countryside and sets would have added an interesting texture to the movie, if the movie didn't induce eye-bleeding in all who watched it. I thoroughly enjoyed myself until halfway through "Chapter 2" (yes, "Chapter 2!"), when I started getting sleepy and thought, surely, this must be over soon. Nope! I was only 25 minutes into a 2 hour movie. Save yourselves!I appreciate that this movie must have been made by a novice, and probably very young director. We all have to start somewhere. But I recommend not renting this one. Better luck next time, young'un.
