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Review title: A Load of Sh..
Product review: Brett Easton Ellis reminds me of that kid who would torture animals and set fires in the schoolyard. Indeed, the quality of his prose in this novel reminds one of the writings of a disturbed 10 year old child. The less-than-pulp depictions of violence leave one with either an upset stomach or in my case an egregious insult to my intelligence. The graphic sexual violence makes Penthouse Forum look like Anais Nin. Add in the narrator's irrelevent and annoying music criticism and you have one of the worst novels of the past decade.
