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Review title: Oh my eyes...
Product review: They were heavy as I tried to sit through this short (but endless-seeming) movie. As one of the few critics to diss this, I will keep it brief. Several of my friends-not just one-recommended I see this, so they brought it to our group get-together. In a word, the film was cheesy. I know it's a parody and I've seen some great parodies, but couldn't the quality have been better? Not only the film quality was aggravating, but the characters. The princess, Yogurt, and Pizza the Hut were probably the hardest to sit there and watch. Long before the credits rolled, I was out in that chair. I'm still confused as to all the positive hype about this film.
