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Review title: Hitchcock - I think not!
Product review: Why this is touted as a thriller is beyond me. The movie is really about 2 things. The title character's being fooled by a woman (and it takes him years to figure it out) and his breakup with his boyfriend. There is no substance beyond that. There are no thrills. It is self-indulgent and tedious. It is an insult to the Hitchcock's memory to classify this film as similar to anything he ever did. His worst film (and he made some stinkers) is ten times better than this clinker. The only reason I kept watching was in the fond hope that somehow there would be a surprise or a revelation that wasn't self-evident to anyone with even a few functioning brain cells.Please, Mr. Williams, stick to comedy!
