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Review title: Close Planet Collision
Product review: Art film or not, anyone who knows anything about gravitational forces between planets knows that a blue gas giant is not going to be able to get away from its sun, let alone wander into another solar system without severely disrupting the orbits of other planets along the way....hey, maybe this is the metaphor? D'ya think? This movie is heavy handed, screams "Hey, look at my cool symbolism!" to a nauseating degree, and frankly, I wss confused when they kept pronouncing Justine (Jus-teen) as Justin (Juh-stin). Through most of the first part, I thought Justine was a transsexual. It would have made the movie way more interesting if that had turned out to be true. This turkey is turgid, slower than snot in January, unrealistic, and does nothing to explore clinical depression other than in a superficial kind of way. Try some Samuel Coleridge for the real deal. Or read Darkness Visible by William Styron.
