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Review title: Ugh
Product review: This is a hopelessly conventional novel written in featureless prose worthy of a government document. I'm tempted to invite the members of the Pulitzer committee over to paint my house since they're clearly not suited for the job they're doing.How about something subtle and artful for next year's award -- a piece of fiction in between the bombastic lyricism of Kavalier and Clay and the thuddingly workmanlike prose of Empire Falls? This reader would celebrate the change.
