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Review title: Turgid pap
Product review: Boring, repetative, self-indulgentand above all pointless turgid pap. But then again, with a hackneyed cliched title "The Dying Swan" you'd be a fool to expect anything else.If you're fully up your own backside with modern music and reptative refrains that go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on ...... then buy it. Otherwise avoid this album like you would avoid a syphatlic lepper with the plague.
