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Review title: Did I watch a different movie?
Product review: This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It's dull and not in the least bit frightening. There are plot holes you could drive a bus through. Often it simply doesn't make sense. The characters are so similar they are interchangeable (male and female!). The director seems to believe that it works better without music (it doesn't) and then tries to spice up the boring deaths and sex with truly dreadful noise. Worst of all is the script, which is cliched and laboured. The only reason I reviewed this is so that no-one else will be , like I was, misled by the glowing reviews and tempted to rent or even but it. Don't.
