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Review title: Bool-spit
Product review: I would think the man who wrote THE SHINING and THE STAND would be ashamed to use phrases such as "Shut the smuck up" and "all the bad-gucky." When did Stephen King get cutesy?Like many of his fans, I adore the early King works. He is one of the best writers ever--for me not because of his penchant for horror but because of his canny grasp of human psychology. He's been one of my gods for a long time. Which makes it all the more sad to see him stooping to this drool. I agree with the reviewer who said King should heed his own excellent advice from ON WRITING and cut out the bad-gucky stuff. Come on, Mr. King. Please.
