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Review title: Vine Voice Verse
Product review: Born in the shadow of Lady Liberty.Autumn's rustling winds brought pumpkins' glowAnd hopes of marshmallow dreams.TheMallomarsof my youth:Silky shells of dark chocolateEnrobing innocent white mallow of the marsh.Forbidden fruit, indeed.Many years later, far from the Big Apple.No Mallomars in sight.Pinwheelsnever satisfactory.Moon Piesfill the empty void.Now Mallomars on Amazon?Surprise and delight.But wait, there's more!Naughty New York goodnessDies in the dry mountain air.Mallomars ugly, crumbly, tiny.Time to defectNorthAnd buyWhippetsinstead.Jason Kirkfield, Vine Review, October 31, 2011
