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Review title: I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth
Product review: Um, yeah this was a brilliant piece of intellectual literature. I mean, just check out the title, "Mr. Monk Goes to Hawaii"? MOVE OVER SHAKESPEARE, THERE'S A NEW BARD IN TOWN.Thank god there's someone around writing fiction based on someone else's characters, we all know that's never been done before. Oh right... it has been done before. I must have been confused by the fact that other people actually do it well, and aren't just whoring themselves out for the money. Carry on!
