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Review title: I've already seen "Pearl Harbor"
Product review: I cannot possibly list all the scenes in this movie that are apt to make a person puke. Yes, there are aliens that are pretty cool. Sure, there's neat battle scenes. But everything in between makes you feel like you're being slapped in the face with a ham sandwich. It is Pearl Harbor with aliens. And if you didn't catch it in the credits, I believe the number you're supposed to call after watching that film is 1-800-GO NAVY. As a bonus for signing up they'll give you a ipod full of AC/DC songs.
