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Review title: Ever heard of the Smithees?
Product review: Okay, I became aware of this movie through the Smithees. The Smithees are an award show put on at gaming conventions like Orgins. Only a true geek knows what I am talking about but the basis of the Smithees is to award the truly worst of the worst yes this movie was 2006 winner. Of all the movies the group saw and we watched movies for a long time this was the worst. It is up in 2007 Orgins Smithee 5 year award which means it has the ability to be the worst over the last 5 years. So if you are looking for a classic B movie this is not it.However if you want pointless nudity, no plot at all, hard to follow script (ladies the men in this movie are not that hot and mostly over ugh) this is your film. So get the popcorn and laugh till your side hurts because you will.
