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Review title: Dull, with a huge D.
Product review: This is a novel about boring things happening to boring people. The most boring hour of my day has more life in it than this novel. It's sad because i love the Adventures of Augie March (see my famous review); but unlike that book, the main character remains flat throughout, and nothing but nothing happens! I am getting bored even writing this review about it. Prescription: Lots of Nabokov.
