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Review title: sheer nihilistic crap
Product review: Any old fool could put this garbage together. The 5-star raters are all deaf from listening to too much of this rubbish! Just find a chopper pad somewhere and sit by it if you want the stuff for free - or perhaps point an electric drill at your eardrums. Even Cage would not approve. Minus 5 stars.
