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Review title: take a lap
Product review: Hah. These guys need to take a lap. Oh, and F that douche Jaan Uhelszki for that laughable review written for the Amazon description. Just goes to show that amazon has no opinion - or rather, their opinion is always in the best interest of the person pawning their junk.
