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Review title: Don't buy this. If you did, return it. If you can't, recycle it.
Product review: We read books by the dozens with our preschooler. We've enjoyed many of Eric Carle's classic titles (The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Brown Bear) but this one is awful. It's highly inaccurate, from the empirical standpoint, and has nothing to do with how a seed germinates. Beyond that, it's horrendous. The other seeds suffer horrible deaths until only this one is left - it's more like Stephen King's The Long Walk than a preschooler book. 1984 is more cheerful.Carle has diluted his brand in a really awful fashion in recent years. Now he's jumped the shark.
