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Review title: Yarp yarp yarp...
Product review: Yoggledy yam. Freelickle brumpin. O yes, this cd is teh sux0rz. But yew hopefully "nu" that already. Regard it as yew might a plague-ridden corpse. Or those satans who slooshy it while loitering around hot topic all dei. Just run, child, as fast as you can...
