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Review title: I Probably Will Swallow My Remote Control.
Product review: Viewed: 8/12Rate: 18/12: Well, it was certainly disgusting to look at Karen Black. No wonder why Jack wanted to get away from her in Five Easy Pieces. Naomi Watts was better in The Ring. Anyone could have done her role in Children of the Corny IV: The Gathering, and it won't make a farthing of a difference. It's a terrible film on so many levels. What was incredible is that it is no different from all the horror films made the last decade yet Children of the Corny IV: The Gathering was rated by the viewers very lowly whilst the others made more in box office and were highly rated. To me, they are in the same league with one same enduring aspect: crap. Basically, people are killed in various ways, there isn't a sensible plot to speak of, deaths are gorier than the one before, and soul and feelings are nil. Boring, if you ask me. All in all, throw Children of the Corny IV: The Gathering in a heap of dung.
