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Review title: One, long, dreary song.
Product review: Madonna has finally managed to create a CD without one noteworthy, enchanting song on it. This CD, if one doesn't listen too carefully, sounds like one really long, really dull song. If one DOES listen carefully, one is assaulted by perniciously dreary lyrics like "I'm not religious... you make me want to pray." Blech. While we're at it, what's with the voice filters? It is to be hoped that in future endeavors Madonna will either return to form and create mindless, perky pop or give her proposed CDs a listen and decide that they're too pedestrian to be unleashed on the public at large.
