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Review title: lousy, lousy, lousy
Product review: This piece of tripe promises a lot and delivers very little. You like girl-girl scenes? You get a fake catfight and a scene where two women dressed as nuns hover mere inches away from each other's private parts, while the camera angles almost make you belive the fake-kissing and [contact] is real. The music is grade-Z porn, the sound is awful, and the whole thing looks like it was shot on someone's home video camera--you'd think that going through the effort of putting something on DVD would rate better video quality!...
