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Review title: Don't watch this
Product review: We just had a discussion: what's the lamest movie you've ever seen? Not in terms of being so bad it's actually worth watching for its sheer awfulness - just _bad_ bad. In my memory, this one is it. I hesitate writing this at it is giving it more credit than it's due. Yawn.
