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Review title: VERY BRIEF SYNOPSIS
Product review: My friends and I argued over the title for the worst movie ever made and this movie fell into the voting category. If you like aliens made out of play doh, the worst acting in the world, horrible sound, and very poor video, then this movie is perfect. Play doh aliens come to town on a Simon Says alien space ship and try to create a perfect human/vacuum cleaner species. The plan inevitably fails with a homeless guy falling in love with the vacuum, the vacuum murdering and raping men and women until it discovers its gay, people getting charged with murder, and ultimately a very unhappy ending, I won't ruin it for you. The quotes on the movie say, this movie definitely doesn't suck. Oh I beg to differ. It does suck because how can a movie not suck with a vacuum involved. The cover art is NOT a depiction of what is contained in the movie. That information, I wish I had known.
