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Review title: Worst movie ever
Product review: I sat through this boring, amateurishly made "film" only because I was dared to. A random collection of ideas and concepts from Shaver, Lovecraft, Christianity, Fort and many more all presented badly and performed by some incredibly terrible actors. I think even Richard Shaver would be embarrassed by this. Yes, there are some scenes that hit that "so bad they're funny" level, but not nearly enough to counterbalance the endless exposition and scenes of people slowly wandering around. Did I mention the narrators creepy drawl? This is Youtube quality video presented as a real film. The Shaver Mystery deserves better than this.TERRIBLE!!!
