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Review title: This is not a book for gardeners
Product review: I have seldom come across such an amalgamation of misinformation, silliness and self-absorption as this writing contains. There is no cohesiveness, no order, no continuity even from one sentence to another. The book is filled with inappropriate, clumsy analogies and cliches; frankly, the writing is lousy. Apparently, the author believes that the reader will be fascinated by her perceptions of the world around her no matter how banal, maudlin and inane. There are many good essayists who write about gardens and gardening - don't waste your time on this messy, silly book.
