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Review title: WHAT A WASTE OF GOOD WOOD!!!
Product review: I READ THIS BOOK A FEW YEARS AGO, BUT THE STENCH OF WHAT I READ IS JUST NOW LEAVING MY NOSTRILS. IS IT A BIG SURPRISE TO ASSUME THAT BETTE DAVIS, THE MOST AMAZING ACTRESS OF HER, OR ANY OTHER, GENERATION, MAY HAVE DRANK TOO MUCH, HAD A FOUL MOUTH, AND TORE CHICKEN APART WITH HER HANDS? WHAT TO ME IS EVEN MORE AMAZING IS THAT SHE BORE THIS CHILD, LAVISHED HER WITH ALL THE ATTENTION SHE COULD PROVIDE, AND STILL HAVE THE ILLUMINOUS CAREER SHE HAD. I KNOW BETTE IS GONE NOW, AND I MISS HER VERY MUCH STILL, BUT I FEEL SHE MAY HAVE HAD A FEW YEARS LEFT IF SHE HAD NOT HAD TO SUFFER THIS BLINDSIDE FROM SOMEONE SHE CARED FOR SO MUCH. THE BOOK IS DRECK, AND IF IT IS NOW IN THE DOLLAR BINS OF THE NATIONS BOOKSTORES, THAT IS THE GRAVE IT DESERVES.
