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Review title: Uh....that's it?
Product review: Excuse me, but can someone tell me what happened here? The movie starts off okay but then it starts rolling down the relentless hill of, "what the heck is this?" I'm not a fan of gorey horror movies, but come on! This has absolutely nothing scary in it! They hear some cracking branches, find some piles of rocks, and some stick figure things in the trees that look like ceiling fans. Ooooh. Scary. I bet you that's where they got the idea for the Blair Witch symbol...somebody looked up at a ceiling fan and said, "Hey. This could actually work. I mean, most people are stupid enough to buy into it." As Chris Rock stated during the MTV Movie Awards, I'd also like to know where the people are with the other 30,000 dollars that it so called "took to make this movie." Hardly. Any moron with a camera could tromp into some "scary" woods and start filming like blithering idiots. Do the world a favor and burn this movie if you own it and if not, never ever see it.
