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Review title: Asleep
Product review: Hyperbole is a fool's tool, but I am dumbstruck at the hosannas bestowed upon this latest release from this pseudo-classical popera artist. I'm sure he's a nice enough boy, but as he jettisons toward each next high note, it signifies nothing, really. Granted, this new discharge is a leap ahead of his previous turgidly droning releases - I'd wish he'd forgo his awkward use of a multilingual erudition altogether - but he and his ilk remain a philter for the wishful thinking, and a gallimaufry of cliché's for the rest of us. Perfect voice for a Christmas Collection, though. My grade: B-
