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Review title: This makes the Blair Witch video look `like 2001 in comparison
Product review: I wish I had read the reviews before I subjected myself to this trash. If a group of people tried to make the worst possible movie ever, it would be a miracle no matter how skillful they were.I think the scene where they come across a tree with condoms, handcuffs and dildos hanging from it was the most off the wall, or maybe the scene where the girl is humping the tree.Definitely NOT RECOMMENDED. The scene where they encounter a phone booth in the middle of the forest has the music (if you can call it that) from 2001 and has them worshipping the phone booth like the monkeys worshipped the obelisk.
