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Review title: Long and Boring - Blah!
Product review: If I could've given this movie no stars or negative stars, I would have! This movie was incredibly boring and it was a struggle to watch the whole thing. It was supposedly just short of 90 minutes long and felt more like 3 hours. I watched the clock more than the movie, which incidentally, I watched at a cabin in the woods on Halloween. It wasn't scary at all and the jerky camera effect is sort of sickening. If watching a bunch of smug, dopey kids (who possess no savvy of how to survive and negotiate their way in the woods) falling apart and shouting "F you, man!" for 90 minutes, you'd probably love this flick. If that's not what floats your boat, skip it and watch just about anything else. A test pattern would be more interesting! I can't figure out how this got so hyped up. I guess it just goes to show that suckers being dragged in big time!
