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Review title: Rim-Job Dreams
Product review: Wakefield is for people who have dreams about giving rim-jobs to donkeys. Think of a really poor, really commercial band, like Good Charlotte or New Found Glory, then throw away any scraps of talent that those bands MIGHT have. What you have left is Wakefield. They're just jumping on the current band-wagon of bad, mall-punk bands.
