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Review title: Obvious, unsatisfying, boring, predictable. I'm sorry. :(
Product review: First, let me say I didn't experience any of the hype. I know you can't believe it, but I missed it. I was dragged to this movie with a friend who was ribbing me the whole way, "You've never HEARD of this movie? You've never HEARD OF IT???" He filled me in as we went, but when the movie started I only knew it was supposed to be "really scary" and that people had left the theatre rather than endure the horror.I was braced. But it was a joke. A parody. It had to be. I sort of laughed and nudged my friend, but just like everyone else in the audience, he was taking it dead seriously. So I kept quiet.I found the premise and the "handy-cam" photography tedious and felt a little sick to know how many budding students of cinema art had their work trashed when these guys succeeded. The whole phenomenon is ludicrous.Maybe if I had been injected by the hype, I would have had some context in which to appreciate this film.
