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Review title: Here it is:
Product review: I read a 5-star review of this album that said "it will change how you listen to music," and I have to say that I agree wholeheartedly. This is so absolutely terrible that truly beautiful music seems heavenly by contrast. Even marginal music seems better. If you got some bad music for christmas, or like different music than your significant other, throw this stinker on first - everything afterwards sounds relatively good!Enough.
