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Review title: Miserable low-brow drivel.
Product review: This isn't exactly a movie. It's more like the back-story to a video game. It's a pretty pathetic offering, considering the vivid poetry on which it is based. Dante's work was a cultural peak, this wretched movie is a cultural low.And yet, there are people for whom this movie is the perfect choice. What kind of person would that be? Someone who doesn't really care about 700-year-old Italian poetry. Someone who is satisfied with animation involving drab colors and characters who don't move, blink or change facial expressions. Someone for whom plot holes don't matter. Someone who likes swords and blood. In other words, a 12-year-old boy pumped up on testosterone.If you are such a person, you will probably enjoy this movie. If you have even a tiny quantity of discerning taste, skip this one.
