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Review title: DRECK.
Product review: This film is complete junk. I should know better, because hollywood (it gets a small "h" because that is all they deserve) always does this to us. There was only one possible option with a modern version of Apes, and that was to make an exact version of Pierre Boulle's (sp?) brilliant novel, and I mean exact. The original Apes film is a masterpiece, and with the obscene amount of money they had for the budget, they could have hit a home run with the film version of the book, but instead, dreck. Cheers.
