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Review title: Boring Beyond Belief
Product review: If you find paint drying a thrilling thing to watch, then this Quaalude of a movie will be for you. Want to know the story?: Married guy has a mistress, loves her more than wife, tells wife who doesn't like it, and they try to get along at a Christmas gathering. The end. There; now you can save yourself the money and an hour and forty minutes of excruciating boredom.
