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Review title: Metallica should stop praying to a Saint who doesn't exist
Product review: and try someone like Saint Jude, the saint of IMPOSSIBLE causes. ;) Is the resurrection of Metallica impossible? Only God knows...Saint Anger sounds rather cool when it starts out, namely, the drums. But then it all falls apart, and quickly too...like as soon as Hetfield opens his mouth. I'd say for being as old as these men are, they sound as immature as ever.Metallica was never very lyrically creative; something was always missing. But Metallica was once filled with some pleasant sounding sound-like when I was 10 years old. Metallica should have officially died long ago without making a mockery of the band. Holden Caufield would despise the members' phony attempts to survive their images. Metallica no longer sounds nice nor angry (although they should be--with themselves), and they've never had much to say... Either do I at the moment.
