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Review title: Nickel haaaaack!
Product review: Good grief, this song is just uncomprehensibly lame-o. The "singer' cannot sing. His voice sounds like his larynx was cut open and each spurt of vocals sounds like a dying gasp. The melody also is terrible and the song annoys me to death almost. If I was handed this single it would be shards in moments. That is all.
