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Review title: Absolute Crap
Product review: The first review of this utter turd-fest of an album was washed clean from this site. What a shame that was, I could have saved people some money. This album sucks. The members of Mastadon are deaf, and real musicians everywhere call for them to be beaten to death with thier own instruments. Some of the goons who have reviewed this album say, "oh, the drum tracks are a little heavy . . ." or some generally whiny crap like that. The drums are not nearly as bad as the singing/screaming or the lame guitar work. Hell, the drums prevented me from slitting my own writsts during my initial listen. Go get yourself some Orange Goblin albums, or some Obituary (if you are into death metal), some old White Zombie or Black Sabbath Albums instead of this rotting lack of music titled "Remission." Hell, a Chet Atkins album is more tolerable to a music fan than this crap-tastic outing by the world's most deaf band: Mastadon.The Real Music Lover
