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Review title: Tingleberry
Product review: I might also be a Tingler, as I am also allergic to screaming.I especially hate baby screams, they cut right into my spine! Screaming from hair bands like Iron Maiden is quite annoying. Scream queens generally have botched (WORD THAT SOUNDS LIKE DOOB) jobs and poofy hairdos, so poo-poo on them. While we're on the topic, none of those rat-lover chicks, either; they smell like the elephant exhibit and my hair always gets caught in their nose rings. And I'm wary of their violently realized bikini-line lawn ornaments.Give me a freshly unwrapped love doll straight out of the oven any day of the week.
