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Review title: I clearly must be missing something because....
Product review: This novel looked like it might be a good read but turned out to be totally pointless. I wont bother outlining the plot, many others have done a good job of that. None of the "games" were scary, amusing, interesting, in fact I could have got as much enjoyment skim reading the thing and reading only MOG's notes to Jane. Useless.
