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Review title: Dreadful!
Product review: Harlequin boks having been going downhill for some time, and you only have to try and read this abysmally bad book to see why! The heroine is called 'Barbie' and prances around dressed up like a "Barbie Doll" fairy, wings and all, and carrying a magic wand with which she sprinkles fairy dust on all and sundry. Plus the hero, of course. Mercifully, the book is only 40,000 words long (which would seem to be cheating readers, who normally expect a Harlequin book to be at least a decent 50 - 55,000 words) and finally ends in a hilariously-awful episode whereby Barbie (dressed up in her fairy costume) skips down a large staircase singing "Over the Rainbow" to the poor fool of a hero, who tells her that he thinks she sings better than Judy Garland! YUK!
