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Review title: aside from the ending it's almost unwatchable
Product review: This is the remake of the original Planet of the Apes with Charlton Heston (Heston's does a short cameo in this one). A space Air Force pilot training apes to fly space ships gets stranded in the future on a planet ruled by evolved apes. With the help of a few sympathetic apes, the pilot escapes capture and leads a rag-tag group of humans to freedom. If this terrible film has any redeeming qualities, they'd have to be the monkey costumes and the ending. The rest of the movie was [thin]: the dialogue, acting, and plot, while comparably stupid as that of the original film, fail completely to accomplish anything other than a ... rehash.
