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Review title: Seriously? 3.5 Stars!? I don't even want to give it 1!
Product review: What the hell is wrong with you people!? The funniest part of the movie is at the end where Bob Costas doesn't understand Pootie and Pootie has to repeat himself, and I think I only laughed because I was so desperate to laugh at SOMETHING! I was like a man who had treaded through the Sahara with no water and was willing to swig motor oil and spit it out because my mouth was dry. I don't see how you can make a worse movie than this, or how anyone can find it funny unless you're the kind of person that thinks your poo is hilariously shaped and looks like Elvis. If you want a GOOD stupid and funny movie, then please rent Dumb and Dumber or Undercover Brother or Napoleon Dynamite.
