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Review title: I may never rent again!
Product review: Caddyshack meets Clerks?!?!Says Who? The Director's Mom?!For that matter who could possibly have given the positive reviews? An objective movie viewer-I think not.Where to Begin? What was with that golf swing from the lead character? He had to have been mentally retarded. I thought he was at first. And when he opened his mouth to speak it was indeed confirmed. I have never wanted to kill a character more than that wacky fellow, Langer. And what was with that 'hot' beverage cart girl? She looked like a dropout from the Special Olympics of Beauty. Good god. Please write my wife a letter explaining to her why her husband will never again achieve an erection.Hopefully they will make a sequel where the main characters all die in a fiery accident five minutes into it. Actually I'd like to hope the actors all die in a fiery accident.
