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Review title: IT'S B-O-R-I-N-G!
Product review: Tuck Everlasting is one of the worst stories I have ever read in my Junior High career. It doesn't catch my attention at all. Not at any point at time where I was intrested in it. People need better books in the world. Like something exciting, like the Terminator or even the Pirates of the Carrabbian. This book is immature, real bad. Who would find the fountain of youth in the woods? That's stupid! And the guy in the yellow suit? Why doesn't he take a bath! Why didn't he change or sumthin'? See what I'm saying? I can't believe people actually like this book. This is like something out of Barney or even Teletubbies. I can't even explain how much this book is so boring.
