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Review title: Someone Please Slit My Wrists..
Product review: A novel has to be really bad for me to not finish it. I just do not get why there seems to be a cult following for this snore of a book. Yeah, so you're depressed Wurtzel, get over it. Who really cares? I got the impression of a spoiled little brat, who thinks she's more wonderful than she is and is pissed off that the world doesn't bow down to her. Get over yourself. It was painful just to turn the page. It was that bad.
