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Review title: Shame...on the Filmmakers!
Product review: This is the worst version of Hawthorne's book ever! Demi Moore eats dust as an actress. And what's with adding the mute Negro slave who takes a bath, the flaming Injun arrows, the happy ending?About 4/5 of this movie has nothing to do with the original story. Wooden bathtubs. Nudity. Skinny dipping. Nudity. Stupidity. Nudity. Voyeurism.I admit I laughed a lot - it's more ludicrous than something by the Marx Brothers.If you want cheese, get some Velveeta.If you want corn, get this movie.
