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Review title: Please DO NOT buy this book!!!
Product review: I am unfortunately a slow reader, so can often take a month to get through an average sized novel. I'm also the sort of person who, having started a particular book, will always look to finish it. So having spent a good few weeks reading this TRIPE (& moaning continually to my girlfriend about how bad it is) I really wish I hadn't. I enjoyed Da Vinci code (but don't agree with the hype) and on that basis a friend recommended this to me - I just don't see the link, as this is boring, poorly written nonsense. I'm having a barbecue tomorrow night & already know how I'm gonna get that fire started...
