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Review title: I only rated it 1 star cause that's the lowest it would go..
Product review: WORST EVER. Just repeat those two words in your little head 3558 times and think of THAT as a sufficient review. The fact that you are even on this webpage scares me more than the movie I am now reviewing. In all truth, I DID see the original cut and it was as bad. There was a REASON Jamie Lee Curtis did not return for the last four- they ['re terrible]!
