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Review title: A Song That An Elephant Would Want To Forget
Product review: Other than that, this song is as forgettable as a macaroni and cheese and hot dog dinner at the first of the month when checks come out and you have enough on your ACCESS card to get Hot Pockets, Ramen Noodles, Banquet frozen dinners, Ho-Hos and Ding-Dongs. Years later, Mariah still hasn't learned how to rap.
