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Review title: Branch Needs to Branch Out...
Product review: Well, what can I say. The typical whiney ho-hum music from one of today's typical whining girl singers. How can there be so much angst in such a young life? Who can tell. Michelle needs to "branch" out, maybe get some singing lessons or maybe even consider a different career choice. I am hard pressed to give this album even one star and would much prefer to present it with a big fat goose egg...but since I don't have that option it gets 1 star from me. Consider yourself lucky Michelle, that this endeavor gets you even that.
