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Review title: Plodding...
Product review: Well, I simply can't finish is, and I'm 3/4 of the way through. I bought it because of the good reviews on Amazon (Patchett's relatives?) and I have yet to care about any of the characters or the thin plot. Feels like walking on a sticky floor. Yuck.
