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Review title: musical itching powder
Product review: Lots of good reviews here but - keep it Mum - this is one of the most irritating records you are likely to hear. Whimsical to a fault, this is a solid attempt to make a certain type of affectation - coy feyness with an `undercurrent' - cool. Alas, it's a tinny, tinkling aural irritant that makes you want to get something solid in your ears because this is just tickling too much. Does it remind me of childhood? Only spinsterish English teachers who wouldn't know Jimi Hendrix from a hole in the ground... Dad! Tell Mum to shut up!
