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Review title: Silly Stanley
Product review: I liked the book. If I was 17 again, this book would have turned me into an anthropology major. Plus, I like people named Stanley. Great name, don't you think. "HEY, STANLEY!" "Oh, Stanley" "Stanley, can I speak with you a minute?" Has a nice ring to it. Anyway, I just wish he would have addressed why on earth don't people have fur? Most other mammals do, unless they spend a lot of time in the water. We do have a lot of hair on our heads. Maybe we evolved only partially in the water with just our heads stickn' out? Though men have fur on their faces. Figures, poor Lucy had to keep her face in the water looking for fish, Ricky jr. hanging on her hair while Big Ricky prostrates with our other male ansestors staying just out of reach of that nasty sabar tooth tiger. Some things never change! Who knows? Wish I did.
