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Review title: This movie reeks!
Product review: I would have assigned this movie minus stars if that option had been available. If you are afraid of your own shadow and your IQ matches your shoe size then this is the movie for you. However, if you have any gray matter in your head you will avoid this movie like the plague. It is definitely the worst movie I've ever seen. This movie should have a subtitle, "I'm Gonna Make A Cheap, Boring, Waste of Time, Idiotic Movie and Hype It To The Rafters So I Can Rip People Off and Laugh All The Way To The Bank!" Being from the Capitol Hill area of DC I can tell you that listening to the bologna espoused by our elected (and wannabe elected) officials is infinitely scarier than anything this movie has to offer
