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Review title: Good, scary, witchy fun.
Product review: This isn't your typical horror film. There is no excess of blood and gore, no cheesy special effects, and you don't even see the monster(s). This film works because less is more, the little sounds you hear watching the movie late at night, preferably in October, really instill a feeling of dread in you that lasts long after the movie is over. this is my favorite horror movie, because there is no guy in a hockey mask running around with a knife,(or is there?)and it really gives you the feeling of an urban legend gone awry. This film is better off watched only a few times a year, ideally Halloween, because if you see it too much, then you will become immune to all the subtle little bumps in the night. If you allow yourself to be surprised by the movie, it works so much better. Sit back, relax, and prepare to sleep with the lights on.
