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Review title: mindless slush of the worst order
Product review: A silly book, with echoes of the bridges of madison county, overwritten sports metaphors (he's one of the worst offenders as a writer in the sports pages). It really makes life into a schmaltzy slush, while avoiding any real issues. Perfect for the exurb bush fan.
