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Review title: Ugh..
Product review: O.k. first the good stuff. The look of the movie is pretty spooky, the FX are pretty cool, the score is what you would expect, and the acting isn't all that bad. Now the bad stuff. The rest of the movie! There is not much of a story to speak of, no character development, the writing is just awful, there isn't even that much gore. It seems that this is a vehicle to promote a Heavy Metal band from Finland called Lordi. Remember Gwar? Same thing. A group of self proclaimed rock stars in stupid monster costumes. The plot has something to do with a little girl living in a nightmare, or just having one, you really can't tell which one. I even saw some of the plot from "Silent Hill" in there for some reason. This is a sad attempt to cash in on the bands popularity, nothing more.
