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Review title: Not worth the paper it's printed on
Product review: To be blunt, this book is one of the most ridiculous and sorry literary efforts I have ever had the misfortune to read. I obtained a copy long before they were out of stock ( u snooze u lose, people) and was horrified by its stupidity. It has virtually nothing to do with the videogame DOOM or the action and mayhem that made this game (and the first two novels) so popular. I'm sorry, but if I want a novel about DOOM it means I want to read about monsters and guns and combat, not ludicrous aliens named Sears and Roebuck and a wacky space adventure that makes "Spaceballs" seem as intelligent as Shakespeare. Don't get the wrong idea, either, because I do not want you to think this book is "so bad it's good." It is actually so bad it's nauseating, and my advice to any DOOM fan is to read the first two books and make up your own ending. Seriously, do not touch "Infernal Sky" with a nine-foot pole or kill yourself trying to obtain a copy of this drivel.
