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Review title: The lamest excuse for a movie!
Product review: Don't buy it, rent it, or watch it. It is a waste of time. I wanted to choke the Heather Donahue character myself. I kept hoping something would happen to her just to shut her up. These three could get lost in a library and would be terrified by the books in the horror section. Any researcher I have ever read always goes to the area before any expedition is undertaken and gets comprehensive maps, materials, and interviews. The "documentary" will leave you in a state of confusion, they never really explain in detail what any of the local lore and legend has to do with the Blair Witch and the relationship to the hermit. This movie was given to me by a friend and I allowed my other friends to borrow it with a strong recommendation that they not watch it. Everyone of them agreed with me after they had seen it, they ended up in the same state of confusion and frustration that I did. I repeat do not watch this movie, you will regret it.
