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Review title: Pretentious load of garbage
Product review: I have yet to see a less horrible movie since I saw this one. The symbolism is not so much thinly disguised as it is like getting hit with a freight train. It is one pretentious load of garbage that attempts to disguise just how bad it is by being a period piece set in France. Avoid at all costs.
