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Review title: This deserves no stars
Product review: This CD is awful, and a friend of mine who I have seen Metallica with too many times to count when they were actually cool just told me that he saw a shirt that had cartoon Metallica with Spongebob Squarepants and that f*cking pink blob that hangs out with him. The shirt read "Spongebob Squarepants and Metallica". That shirt perfectly describes this waste of time and matter.
