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Review title: The Doyle Substitution Debacle
Product review: Mayhap we all have an apocryphal Sherlock Holmes tale simmering somewhere in our brains. Judging by the quality of writing and performance, this story would have best served Arthur Conan Doyle's legacy by remaining on the back burner.
