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Review title: Probably the worst book I have ever read.
Product review: This was just a horrendous read. There was nothing of value in it at all. Firstly, you have a small Antarctic complex that seems to have hundreds of people living in it. Secondly, you have a T-Rex that grows to maturity in a matter of days (thanks to some leftover radioactive waste). Thirdly, you have one unintentionally hilarious carnage scene which is repeated ad nauseum for the next 250 pages. Fourthly, you have such memorable lines as "There goes the radio," as a plane slams into the radio cabin cutting the complex off from the outside world and killing about 50 anonymous people. And last, but certainly not least, you have such gems of description as "nonmammalian eyes." If this is the kind of literature that makes you laugh your a** off, then by all means, give it a whirl; otherwise, steer clear.
