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Review title: Very Disappointing...
Product review: Reading Turning the Page by Georgia Beers was like reading very mediocre fan-fiction. The main character, Mary Sue - I mean Melanie is beautiful and giving and perfect and EVERYBODY loves her. And I do mean everybody. (I am giving nothing away that you can't get from the information on the back of the book - so, spoiler-free) The love interest, Taylor falls for her immediately (of course) as does Taylor's recently widowed father (of course). The stereotypical, earth mother, lesbian-next-door becomes her mentor and takes her under her wing immediately (of course) and on her first trip to a gay bar a gorgeous woman buys our shy, beautiful Mary Sue a drink (of course). Throw in Taylor's bitchy ex, Melanie's selfish cousin for some angst and WAY too many pop culture references (including a semi-obsession with Xena) and there you have it - second-rate fanfic - except it's with characters you don't know and don't care about.
