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Review title: Take your own advice
Product review: Breathless? If you were, you wouldn't play. Certainly that would be a favor to us all. Sure, we'd have nothing to listen to while we are shopping for shoes to wear to the gathering at the country club, or to play as background music while we entertain pretentious guests at our mansions. But hey, I think we'll survive. After all, there is this style of music we call "jazz," which is actually quite wonderful to listen to.Face it, Kenny G fans. You don't have a clue what you are talking about. His music doesn't relax you; it numbs your minds. It is bland candy that places no demands on the listener. Quit wasting your time and minds. He is an insult to every worthy musician on this planet.
