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Review title: metallica has really showed all their fans...
Product review: that they can literally record a piece of donkey feces and still sell thousands of cd's and be all over magazines...i swear people would buy anything with the word "metallica" on it. The next album needs to be lar$$$ on the accordian and bob cock rock on the xylaphone just to prove that it will debut at number 1 on the billboards. jame$ hetfield has the worst voice i have ever heard, i'd rather hear gilbert godfrey sing. kirky boy HAS to be a queer, come on, leatards and black finger nail polish? That's almost more gay than cradle of filth...
