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Review title: In space, no one can hear the [crud] this movie generates...
Product review: Oh Freddy. What's next for your painfully suffering career? You're a painfully awful actor with somewhat good looks but no talent, and you have a horrible knack for making Matthew Lillard look bad. This time, you've gone too far. Not only does Lillard look bad, but legends Tcheky Karyo, Jurgen Prochnow, and David Warner simply flutter useless on the screen in what is supposed to be a submarine flick but was accidentally written in space. Chris Roberts, director of this shlock and creator of the video game, puts little enthusiasm into the movie and it's very plain the actors were doing this film for a paycheck. The action doesn't go over too well and the dialogue is worse than "Armageddon." The tagline for "Alien" says that in space, no one can hear you scream. By the end of this film, I wanted to scream.
