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Review title: As if "Dark SIde of the Moon" weren't bad enough...
Product review: Words cannot convey how mediocre, annoying and derivative this is... Anyone who says otherwise knows nothing about their music of the last 35 years. Whiny vocals, ripped-off arrangements, faux-mystical new age namby-pamby lyrics... Get a life, dudes. This is the musical equivalent of going back to wearing diapers.
