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Review title: This Blew Me Away All Right...
Product review: It blew me clear back to a re-appreciation of the finer points of Donny and Marie's simple melodic pop again. This album is so universally bad on all fronts that all the previous 5 star ratings become worthless symbols. Don't take my word for it. Listen to the samples. Does it make you hunger for more than a 30 second bite? If so, go right ahead: buy it and write a five star review of your own. But for me, I'll take Donny and Marie over this any day. At least worthless fluff has some real cheese value. Worthless noise such as Trout Mask Replica is just an annoyance and a $[money] hole in your wallet.How can it be "tuneless, raspy and very cryptic lyric-wise" but also be "a brilliant album"? Answer: it can't. It's just some hippies that wasted a year of their lives on a failed experiment. Don't waste even a minute of your lives on it! Repeated listenings do not help. Trust me.
