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Review title: Are you all that weak?
Product review: Just because there are 600 and something reviews, I give you my opinion. I shall say that this is one of the worst most over hyped piece of (enter profanity) un-creative releases thats ever entered my possesion. What is wrong with you people? Why support this? These are our new generation artsy musical saviors?? Mabey you need to look a little harder for it. Its out there, just listen a little closer next time. Oh yeah, don't forget to turn off MTV at night when you fall asleep before it starts a vacuum secretly sucking any last bit of creativity outta your soul. Sweet Dreams! Here's a suggestion for the self directed amoung us: The Dismemberment Plan. Start there. Maybe you'll hear immortality.
