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Review title: Go on and Treat yourself at TACO BELL instead!!!!!
Product review: Please don't waste your money on this crap like I did. I personally wouldn't even use it to wipe my arse. Instead I highly recommend you go treat yourself at Taco Bell. It will be highly satisfying and thoroughly enjoyable. However if you still feel the need for some juicy gossip in the league of Bob Jones - the national enquirer is only $3!!!! So for a few dollars you get a delicious meal and some slanderous gossip...PLUS!! it is available in an easily disposable medium so once you've read the cover and looked at the pix you can burn it! Now IF ONLY Bob Jones had copied the national enquirer formula in its entirety - unfortunate individuals like me wouldn't be stuck with this dead weight.
