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Review title: MY BRAINS WERE POURING OUT MY EARS
Product review: Influenced by all the hype, I looked forward to watching STAR WARS EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITHS. Boy, was I disappointed. I know this DVD is an Amazon Editor's Choice and has sold gazillions of copies, but inside of ten minutes of viewing REVENGE, my brains were starting to pour out through my ears. This film is for prepubescent teenage boys; I can't see how anyone else could take this childish drivel seriously. Disgusted, I turned the movie off rather than waste my time. For good (adult) sci-fi flicks, try BLADE RUNNER and ALIEN and maybe FIFTH ELEMENT or DUNE. I couldn't help but feel sorry for fine actors like Samuel L. Jackson and Natalie Portman who must have been paid sacks of the King's gold coin to get them to agree to do THE REVENGE OF THE SITH. They sold themselves to the dark side. Don't you.
