You are considering whether to buy a product. You look at the reviews. Would the following review decrease or increase the chances of you buying the product?
Review title: Bad idea
Product review: A heavily indulgent partnership is barely formed with this unneeded Fishtank session. Tortoise-heads will likely feel sick from all the Ex's noise-slop deconstructionist approach, because nothing really gels between the two aside from fleeting textural curiosities.
