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Review title: Words Fail Me.
Product review: I'm sure if I was something of a master wordsmith I could describe this album accurately enough so that you might clear your afternoon's appointments and head off to purchase it. Alas I am but a fool who's strengths lie elsewhere, somewhere, and so you must simply register the fact that I have taken the time to jot down a few sentences, and conclude from this that the album must in some way be worthy.
