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Review title: Beautiful and haunting
Product review: As one of the few living people who has actually read Moby Dick unabridged from cover to cover without skipping a word, I know that a large portion of that novel, which so many of the rest of you label the greatest ever written, is a very dry treatise on marine mammals and whaling. So one only shows one's ignorance of great literature when one criticizes the author of Into the Wild for including so much text devoted to extreme outdoor experiences unrelated to that of the story's protagonist, Chris "Alexander Supertramp" McCandless. The book does a fine job of telling its story. So did the movie and yet they're entirely unalike. So there.Anyone who tells you otherwise is either a fool whose breadth of knowledge of literature could be contained within a copy of Cliff Notes; or someone who holds a grudge against the protagonist, the author and/or any other young person, who like the former, had the cojones to attempt what they were too punk to ever try.
