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Review title: Didn't Get Me My Precious Gold and Jewels
Product review: What's wrong with this book!? I wanted gold! And I gave every freakin' decree in here at least NINE times! And still no gold!What gives?!#*And I had drawn up all my Precious Plans to live in a Sacred Palace covered with Diamond-Shining Ascended Master Jewels! But, Lo, here I AM, still trying to come up with a way to make an extra dime or two off of selling Amway products and mastering other pyramid schemes...toughing it out along with the rest of the common lot of humankind's undignified middle class.This Lotus Ray King is a rotten liar!
