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Review title: A Bad 'B'Day' Party
Product review: Bearable as one/fourth-cum-one/third Destiny's Child, where her sexual persona was in contrast to her love-of-Jesus, she has since morphed into public nuisance numero uno. Back and blander than ever, ironically, considering her histrionic vocal melisma. For all her unrestrained singing, and disregard, if you can, the visual swindle of everyone from Shakira to Mimi herself and-not-to-mention two puny cameos from b'friend Jay-Z, Beyonce struggles to sustain a cohesive course amongst the producers de trop, relying on their skill [or lack thereof] while forgoing all sense of her usual gift of melody. Not a `Crazy In Love' in the whole darned bunch. Though `Irreplaceable' comes close. My grade: C+
