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Review title: Yeesh!
Product review: Honestly, guys, just because you think it's a stupid action movie doesn't mean you have to give it FIVE STARS! What's up with that? Every kill is shot in slow-mo from fifteen different angles. That is not good direction by any stretch of the imagination for anyone with a shred of critical faculty. Van Damme is like three feet tall, with an accent more syrupy than a chain of waffle houses (to paraphrase Mike Nelson) He does not deserve to be enriched, complimented, or even *tolerated*. Even Hollywood is catching on to this.Admittedly, I'm a horror movie fan, and loathe action movies. But even if I enjoy an occasional crappy horror movie (and that's about 90% of them, if I have to be brutally honest) doesn't mean I give it FIVE STARS! In the future, try not to be so idiotic.
