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Review title: This movie made me stupid
Product review: As the title of my review suggests, this movie is responsible for destroying a considerable percentage of my intellect. Here's a tip for all english majors who aspire to write techno-thrillers: Proper grammar is no substitute for content. Apparently, Hollywood writers don't agree. I call this syndrome, "The fact that you can say something without breaking grammatical rules doesn't mean that you know what you are talking about." Depending on my mood, I might also call it, "I dropped in a logic bomb and pushed it through the trap door," or even, "Stick to love stories, you technically incompetent ninnies."
