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Review title: Oops
Product review: Oh gosh. Look at the time. Better end this thing quick. Let's see, can I tie all of the loose ends up in a few paragraphs? Will anyone care if I use a few sentences of dialog between two of the characters to replace all of the action overdue the reader?And as the reader: I wish I had quit Cornwell with that absurd Dog Island or whatever it was.
