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Review title: Laughably Stupid
Product review: It is not shocking, it is not exciting, it has no plot, it has no message of consequence, it has no memorable characters, it is not compelling in any way, it was not enjoyable to read, it is not rhythmic or poetic, the author displays no talent, it is pretentious and over-hyped, and fundamentally less than worthless. Other than that, it is a great book I can recommend to anyone with a single digit IQ. It does have one grand attribute: it is hugely symbolic... symbolic of America's utter breakdown of intellectual and artistic abilities. I agree with another reviewer's comment that it should come with a vomit bag - not because of the (ridiculous) gore but because a book of such horrible quality can be hyped to sell so well. Ellis' next book should be an autobiography called American Retard.
