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Review title: One of the sixteen silliest movies ever
Product review: Like a bad episode of Law and Order, this pretentious movie flies its artsy urgency with the kind of solemnity that makes it painful to watch.I remember sitting through improvisations in high school and college drama classes where two boys would adopt accents and do a lot of cursing and bitter emoting as they worked themselves up to some kind of pathetic confrontation/revelation (all the time imagining that this was "real" and "true" and "art" because they were cursing and emoting); Eastwood's little crime melodrama has that same painful self-consciousness about it. It feels like a bunch of unprepared actors standing around working themselves up to something they hope will startle the audience.It is a sadly unworthy film --in almost every way.
