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Review title: Not golden or delicious
Product review: I brought this film because it's projected as a silent backdrop at a club I go to and it looks completely surreal. However, after getting it home I realised why I had never heard of it before. It is absolutely dire. Terrible plot, acting and songs. Not even campily funny in manner of Showgirls or Rocky Horror. Just awful.
