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Review title: Terrible horror movie.
Product review: Michael Myers, never a charismatic guy to begin with, is stuck in yet another dull Halloween movie in this terrible excuse of a film.Jamie Lee Curtis' prologue is tame and very unoriginal. Blah.But then the rest of the movie is just as bland and boring.I was wishing for each teen in the haunted house to get taken out but sadly a few live. Each teen was dumb as hell and just as tedious. Heck, even the death scenes were lame. How many stabbings and slashings can we get? From the first to the last death scene there was not one original 'death.' No funny or witty killings like in a Jason or Freddy movie. Nothing. Blah.The only thing i really liked about this movie was Busta Rhymes, which is a scary thought. He had a few funny lines with his trademark curse (mofo) and his karate scenes were funny, though im not sure if they were intended to be comedic...Stay away from this movie as it is definitely NOT a treat.
