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Review title: A GAME OF DOGS!?
Product review: Who would want to control a dog's life digitally! For God's sake, just buy a freakin dog! And if you're allergic or not allowed to own one, then you are pathetic to stooping so low to buy a video game of owning a dog! IT'S AN ANIMAL WITH NO SOUL! Video games are supposed to have action / adventure / skill in them. I don't see any action / adventure / skill in changing your dog's water bowl. Training an imaginary dog? What an adventure!! Overall- it's not even one star. There is no number of stars to describe a game so boring / lame / ridiculous / embarrassing / pathetic!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU OWN THIS, YOU MUST HAVE NNNOOO LIFE!! What a waste of productive time!!It just blows my mind!!! A GAME OF CONTROLLING A DOG!!! AAAHH!!
