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Review title: Yucko Stinko! What a waste!
Product review: This is hideous! I've had a lawyer write a detailed will for me, but wanted to make changes and decided to try this, since I knew what to include, etc. Well, it was written for a toddler, and kept yammering meaningless garbage. Moreover, it is totally inflexible (i.e., you can't return later to complete certain segments; it just locks up). By way of example, one of the first questions is whether or not you want to be embalmed, and locks up unless you answer it then and there. Inflexible garbage; see an attorney.
