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Review title: Confessions of a My Scene Hoe
Product review: Giiiirrrrllll! Let me tell you! I went to the amusement park last weekend and I saw girls there under 13 years old, wearing bikinis and temporary tattoos on their lower backs! They were just switching around like it was nobody's business and the parents were just standing right there, thinking it was just so cute. Then the other day I saw this tall, skinny girl wearing a skirt so short I was sure the slightest breeze would lift it up. Fortunately for her it didn't, so she must've had it super glued to her thighs. Whatever! Bling Bling??? That sounds like baby talk! I can't believe everyone jumped aboard the dumb rapper bandwagon and uses that babble! For real! Anyway, this doll is a major $LUT and she might as well be wearing fig leaves! The doll's name should be changed to My Scene Gold Digger Barbie. Skip this and get a Dora doll for your daughter. Hollllaaaaa!
