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Review title: Dear Lord
Product review: That title ("Dear Lord") could easily apply for many movies, but few would be as deserving as King Midas. It is a terrible movie. People forget their lines, lines which weren't anywhere close to decent to begin with, production values are awful, and, perhaps worst of all, the filmakers take themselves seriously. A few highlights:-seeing the sound editor/occasional camera man get his hand placed into a meat grinder-an eight minute stripclub scene culminating in a semi-nude woman scratching herself for a good minuteAND-a man getting his leg "blown off" (hilarious")
