Title: four and 1/2 stars.
Review: i can't be sure about this, but i think that i would probably have turned out to be a much smarter person than i am if i hadn't listened to the ramones soooooo much. i really couldn't help it though; i loved their sound. i know for sure that that "gabba gabba hey" stuff wasn't good for me, but what was i to do? i really don't have any regrets. so i clean toliets for a living? somebody's got to. intelligence is overrated, i feel. i've had gobs of fun in my life; and the ramones were there all along the way, providing it over and over with those three buzzsaw guitar chords and joey's one-of-a-kind rock and roll voice. no. i have no regrets. i'd better get to bed now, though. got to be up at 6 in the morning. people are gonna be pooping, and i'll be there with my brush to take care of it all. thanks for hearing me out.
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