Title: steaming pile of Minotaur ****
Review: An aquaintance leant me this: 'You like all that 'Lord of the Rings' rubbish, you'll love this.' Well, he couldn't have been more wrong. I'm giving it one star because awarding a lower score isn't possible.Imagine a particularly unfunny episode of Krod Mandoon,(go on, there are plenty to chose from)fill it full of purile humour, Knob-jokes and homophobic jibes that a 12 year old would find embarrassing, drench it in overblown special effects to make it look lie a 'real' fantasy epic and you have an inkling of just how bad this film is. The cast, for the most part seem to be phoning in their performances, there's even one guy playing a barbarian whose acting is so terrible his one and only line sounds as if he's reciting a shopping list. (in the inaptly named gag-reel included in the extras, there's even footage of the actor in question reading is stage directions out as part of his lines!)The whole sorry business is epicly unfunny and best avoided.
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