Title: 2nd Slowest Movie Of All Time
Review: This movie never goes anywhere for about the first 90 minutes. You get to see conversations between snooty rich white people and pasty Matt Damon about wine cellars. Whee! I swear, only a millionaire would know what they're talking about. The film moves as fast as an old man in the 1984 Buick hogging both lanes of the road. Near the end of the movie, you won't care what's going on. Oh by the way, I absolutely LOVED the predictable ending. It really fooled me! Don't watch unless you need a cure for Insomnia.
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