Title: Killed my cat.
Review: Little Chauncey Purringtons the second (my cat) was sleeping on the window sill when I started the record, but I forgot the volume was all the way up on the stereo from the previous night of partying. His greatness flipped the hell out, and landed two stories below safely on his feet. Then my neighbor's pit bull ate him. The record also blows manatee flabs.
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