Title: What a horrific waste of time...
Review: Over 100 minutes of the most boring, pretentious, pointless film ever shot. Incomprehensible, muddling dialogue that sounds as if it was dictated by a drunken, homeless bum. Uninteresting, somnolent characters. Atrocious film editing, and a non-existent plot.How DARE someone create a movie like this, and call it art? How DARE the dilletantes who give this pile of steaming cinematic offal five stars defend it?The only film I can compare this to, in terms of utter pointlessness and sheer boredom- is the fifteen minutes of unexposed film that I accidentally fed into a projector back in my junior year of college.The Emporer wears no clothes- and Alphaville needs to be consigned to the scrapheap of cinematic disasters, where it so richly deserves to lie, moldering and forgotten.
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