Title: Wacky, Kiny Vampire Rubbish! :=8P
Review: Appallingly awful, deadful mess of a vampire moovie, bolstered by wretched acting, cheap fx, stupid characters, and faux-artsy direction. Never has the MooCow seen such horrible pretention boldly displayed as "art". It's one of those fake "alternative" flicks where everybody has a ring stuck in their face, even the kids. The whole herd howled in laugher through out the entire moovie, which showed, among udder things, an underground nightclub where chunky, hairy men are ridden like horses, topless bimbos playing nude "Twister" to cheesy Kenny G-like lite-jazz, and a green-haired, spider-tattooed midget vampire, who pops around at will, sort of like a demonic little Kazoo from the old "Flintstones" cartoon. John Savage("The Deer Hunter") gives the embarassing performance of his life, every bit as bad as John Voight's overwroght, cheesy performance in "Anaconda". The rest of the grade "D" cast is worse, and overacts shamelessly. A ttal cheesy howler! :=8D
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