Title: HOLY COW HAVE WE SUNK THIS LOW?
Review: (...) This movie was a failure. The premise was good, but the actors couldn't act, the director couldn't direct, and the dubbing reminded me of watching the old Godzilla movies on Saturday mornings. Everyone is so supportive, except the mother-in-law. The father doesn't speak through the entire movie except to impart the greatest words of wisdom to Rachel near the end and clear up the mess she's made for herself in 10 minutes. Typical, cliche, and BORING!
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