Title: Blecch!
Review: Stinky. Typical death metal that'll make all the idiots go, "Wow, dude! This rocks! It's so fast! That takes talent! Hey, don't bogart that joint, man!" Whatever. This stuff is a dime a dozen. Boring from the first second to the last. Yeah, it's fast. Yeah, it's loud. And it still sucks balls.
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