Title: This tank killed my whole family.
Review: It all started because my neighbor began growing some obnoxiously large bushes. As the bushes grew, they began to spread their roots onto my side of the property, not to mention block the view from my driveway to the busy street. So I called the cops and told them of my obstructed view. Then HE called the cops and said I was spray-painting racial slurs on his car (which was never proven). So I lit a bundle of newspapers on fire and kicked them into his bushes. A lot burned, but not enough. Then he bought the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank and ran over my entire family while they were barbecuing. I don't recommend this tank to anyone because my family has been squished. But I guess it fulfilled its purpose; killing innocent people.Hey Amazon, does this item qualify for Super-Saver shipping?
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