Title: As an iron, it leaves a lot to be desired
Review: Since I've become an extra-extra-extra large clothing size I've been on the lookout for an iron that:1) Covers a much larger surface area2) Doesn't adversely impact my eating timeImagine my joy when I came across this latest Badonkadonk model that appears to be a grotesque iron! I can lay my fat-clothes on the driveway while heading off to the nearest McDonalds drive-through. My clothes would end up crinkle-free while, at the same time, I'd be filling my drooping-lard-belly with hamburger-fat goodness!But alas, as an iron the Badonkadonk only managed to leave tire stains on my clothes. Plus the McDonalds takeout wouldn't fit through its tiny windows. I regret spending so much of my burger-budget on this lemon.
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