Title: This animal "Touched" little boys!!!
Review: This disgusting gorilla writes about football but fails to document his penchant for showering with young boys. An Oscar Wilde for the twenty-first century, this pandemic pederast football diddler drops the ball, and the soap, by not pointing out how he ripped the very soul from all the 10-13 year old boys he raped and fondled. Enjoy your prison time Jerry, and please don't kill yourself, for I don't want you to miss any of the prison ass-rape and complimentary AIDS that awaits you inside Pennsylvania's fine correctional facilities.
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