Title: The Devil's Printer: Eternal Damnation in form of a Printer
Review: If you want to go to printer hell on earth, buy this shiny and attractive ink vampire. It is very pretty and comes with a highly reputed name, but beware -- after a day or so (a week if you are lucky) of flawless results, the nightmare starts. Photos appear in the wrong colors, or with unsightly bars through the image. You wonder, how could it be? -- this is a new printer! But you soon find that your impressive looking printer is merely biding it's time, drinking your ink, and (late at night, when it thinks you're asleep) laughing softly and maniacally at your panic and unease. Unarguably an evil invention by Epson's finest shamsters. You will buy much expensive ink, and cry many tears of frustration before throwing the beast away (where it will sit invitingly next to the dumpster to attract a new fool of a human being). On the bright side, if you are masochistic, you will love this printer!
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