Title: "No, Willie. Gramps is a Nazi."
Review: After the local department store Santa is stabbed in the crotch...to death (!) by a Nazi elf ol' penniless Dan Haggerty takes the job but soon regrets his decision when he accidentally gets caught up with the girl who the elf is chasing.Why is a Nazi elf chasing the girl? Well it's cause she's the only virgin in town whose grandfather is also her father (!) and if the elf bangs this girl at midnight on Christmas Eve then their child will be the Antichrist! Wow. I seemed to have overlooked that passage in The Bible.Filmed on what looks to be $8,000 and directed with reckless abandon by Jeffrey Mandel - whose credits include CYBER-C.H.I.C. and FIREHEAD - ELVES still somehow kept me entertained and laughing (sometimes hard) for the entire 89 minutes. Watch it with a friend.
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