Title: Gobble, gobble....
Review: This little yawner proves what hype can do for a movie. I could hardly stay awake but managed to for the ending...which was apparent half way through and was almost worth the wait. I think Nicole Kidman actually DID phone this one in. If you like watching her stomping around, opening and closing doors, and yelling at servants and children, rent this bomb. You won't be disappointed. Two discs? Hilarious. The second went back to the vid store a virgin.
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