Title: Little Budget, Massive Movie
Review: How often do you get to say, "I was a fan before he was famous." Well, here's your chance, because director Dustin Mills has raised the bar, and then set it on fire with a low budget film that offers visuals that glow brighter than a pack of emo vampires at a tanning salon. You know you have a secret desire to see Elmo get his throat ripped out by Kermit The Frog. Sorry, but that will never happen. Thankfully, The Puppet Monster Massacre delivers the sweet, sweet puppet gore that you have been praying for. This movie has it all. Mad Scientists, determined soldiers, epic monsters, and ginormous rooms filled to the rafters with deadly farting rabbits. Endless laughs await you in the dark and twisted world of The Puppet Monster Massacre. Can't wait to say, "I was into Mills' horror films BEFORE he made 20 Million a picture and became a total Hollywood a-hole."
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