Title: Excruciating... ly dull
Review: If Martyrs is an M-80 that goes off in your hand, Calvaire is a sparkler that won't even light. Nothing - NOTHING - happens for the first 50 minutes (and it's a bad sign when you're checking your DVD timer in a horror movie) and what finally does take place is about as arresting as an episode of MASH. This is as non-scary as the worst '80s slasher movies. There are a couple of moments that are so hilariously BAD - the cretin Snoopy dance, the old cretin falling and sinking in quicksnow - that... nah, don't waste your time. Total crap.
Is this product review negative?