Title: bored to tears
Review: I'm on page 60 and nothing of any merit has occurred. Affected writing, an infinitely boring prelude to (please!) something interesting, abysmal pacing, and a weak sense of Americana (this isn't Saroyan's The Human Comedy, people) are efficiently suffocating me. However, I always finish what I begin, and so despite this plodding trek through nowhere, I will continue. Stephen King likes it. What does that tell you? I took a shot, and that's exactly what it feels like.
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