Title: This duck will leave you
Review: Buyers Beware!This duck will abandon you when you need him most. He looks innocent and fun; you might feel compelled to share secrets with him, but he will turn on you. He will steal your identity, and use your money to buy saltine crackers. He once convinced a flock of mallards to fly North for the winter...they landed in the parking lot of a French Restaurant, and were never heard from again.
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