Title: What a phenomenal album
Review: How sad that the "critics" and the "real Weezer fans" despised this album, while heaping praises upon the repetitive and utterly meaningless (But, admittedly, entertaining) Green Album. What is the world coming to? I suppose it might be because Pinkerton takes a few listens to fully appreciate. (Unlike the first album, which will probably catch you right away) But giving a magnificent masterpiece like this anything less than five stars would be an act of high treason. (To who? Humanity, of course) People who heard the Blue or Green albums first will be in for a shock when they hear this. After the preamble, I usually do individual reviews for each of the songs, but that would be pointless since they're all so incredible. I can't guarantee that you'll love this album as much as I did, but at an average retail price of 10 dollars, how can you lose? Buy this album today. If you don't like it, give it to me. I could always use a backup copy.
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