Title: Cancel my subscription, Mr. K
Review: Well, I'm obviously in the minority here, but I found this to be an absurd and ludicrous farce that was neither entertaining nor humorous, with cartoon characters and stilted dialogue. Koontz piles on sugar-coated "smarmy-ness" and "cutesy-ness" in quantites that the F.D.A. would consider lethal. You know the plot's in trouble when an author this experienced resorts to cheap ploys to mislead the reader- I'd expect this sort of thing in a 7th-grade creative writing class. Just as I swore off Stephen King after the miserable Dreamcatcher, I've now given up on Mr. Koontz as well. No soup for you, Mr. K. Next!
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