Title: A Worrying Lack of Ninjas
Review: Dear Microsoft Word Customers,As of late, this product has not been meeting customer expectations. The paper clip icon in the Microsoft Office programs is not adequately performing the duties that Microsoft has bestowed upon it. I feel that the paper clip has simply grown obnoxious, and most users - myself included - feel no deep personal connection to this figure. However, the gravity of this problem is nothing in comparison to the horrifying lack of any sort of a ninja icon in Microsoft Word. If Microsoft were to switch to a ninja icon instead of that foolish paper clip, not only would consumers be more excited about using Microsoft Office, we would also be more willing to take advice on grammar, formal writing, and spelling from this lovable, wise, rambunctious, well-endowed, and family-friendly character.Instead, we are reduced to taking grammar suggestions from a bouncy, awkwardly cheerful piece of aluminum. What a disgrace.
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