Title: I'm one of those people.
Review: I'm just one of those film critics who criticize everything. I'm the guy on the forums picking apart even the best films because of my lack of creative talent. I use words like, 'unsound', 'wretched', and 'inadmissible' to describe the talents of other people. This is usually just an act of defiance. Plus it draws attention to me at the yacht club gatherings. Yes, I am one of those people, the people you all hate. I am far from being a film maker, I am simply a film critic. I will never make a film. I will never even write a book. However, three seconds before I die, a light will flow over my eyes and I will see that I have wasted my life and the time of people like you. Honestly, this movie kicked ass, I know it, you know it.
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