Title: So bad!
Review: This book was so bad it was excruciating. I liked "Eternity", but Shayne's vampire stuff is awful. The characters continually remind one another that they are vampires. Sample:Vampire 1: "Hey it's dark"Vampire 2: "Don't worry, we are vampires! We can see in the dark!"The dialogue continues like this throughout the whole book.Shayne describes the main characer Edge as a bleached blond, thin man with a British accent who looks like Billy Idol. Why didn't she say "Hey, it's supposed to be Spike from Buffy, ok?"One of the characters becomes pregnant. The baby talks to her in bad colloquial slang while in the womb. It's not supposed to be funny but it's hilarious.I normally wouldn't finish a piece of garbage like this but it was kind of like watching the proverbial car crash. I couldn't believe it was happening and just had to see it through.Save yourself. Don't read this book!
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