Title: This film stole 82 minutes from my life ...
Review: ... and those are 82 minutes I will never get back. This movie is a rambling, badly acted and directed travesty. The fact that horror fans would like it is sad and depressing. It has no creativity and tries to do nothing remotely interesting with the zombie subgenre. I ZOMBIE, which is shot on video, made me think of the film SHATTER DEAD, which was also shot on video, and was able to do something different and interesting with its premise, whereas this film drags on and on and on and on. At least REDNECK ZOMBIES, another sov film, gave its audience gore despite the fact that it wasn't overflowing with originality.
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