Title: Needs subtitles just to follow the absurd dialogue
Review: If people really exist that speak in such witty little snippets of encoded dialogue, I can't help but wonder how they would survive? Perhaps they could find work in the waste-removal industries, where the ability to communicate is not a requirement. Then again, they might also work in the lunatic fringes of bad-independent films where teenage girls recite poetic blubber while playing dischordic melodies on mommy's grand piano? All told, this film has one of the most ridiculous scripts and premises I've ever seen, and I would realistically estimate that I've seen over 3,000 movies. I agree with the other reviewers who stated that "swallowing a brick" would be much easier than swallowing this implausible, self-important piece of fluff. So I give the film "zero" stars for the incredibly bad dialogue, and "one" star for trying to pass a difficult storyline. But the cast was superb, and merit five-stars... Even so, I cannot recommend this film.
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