Title: Completely idiotic, badly acted, and insipid.
Review: It's hard to bring myself to admit I watched this lame movie, let alone to write about it. It has plot holes so large the word "holes" fails to encompass them. It's full of stupid, silly imagery, treacly and nauseating cliches, lousy writing, characters without anything to recommend them (good or bad), and an ending that will make you vomit into your mouth. It makes Benjamin Button seem like art in comparison (and, boy, art it ain't). Everyone involved in this mess should be beaten senseless, metaphorically speaking.
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