Title: Read the title carefully
Review: I bought this and as a huge fan of bible cures, for the record I give credit to Jesus's own flesh and blood curing my migranes, but it seems as if I didn't quite read the title correctly. I was under the impression that I would recieve a book with biblical cures to ail my often grumpy bowls. See, I live in a disney cartoon, where all my pocessions have personalities but lately the bowls in my cabinet have been a tab irritable and short with me.To my dismay I instead was given a book about excrement! How appauling, I sent it right back. Jesus never did that and I'm sure he wouldn't approve of such shenanegans being writen using his name!
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