Title: Ugh. Give me a damn candle.
Review: This thing sucks. I don't even want to be nice about it. The light it puts out is uneven and tiny. The bendy antennae never stays where you put it, and just wobbles all over. The actual clamp is too big to be useful, because with batteries it's too heavy and bends your book in half. You want to read books in the dark on the go, don't get this crappy thing. You're better off with a pet firefly.
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