Title: This Lou Reed guy is pretty good, but he talks too much!
Review: My butcher told me to get this new Lou Reed album. It's all right, but the guy (Lou Reed, not my butcher) talks a lot instead of singing. I'd never heard a Lou Reed album before, but he was great in the cool 80's movie "Get Crazy" and those moped commercials, so I was surprised it wasn't more...you know, rockin.' It's almost like he's afraid to sing or something. He has a couple of famous people guest-starring, kind of like Santana, except Reed's guests, like their host, just talk a lot and don't even try to carry a tune. David Bowie is on here, but if you're expecting "Modern Love" or "Blue Jean," you will be disappointed. Apparently this album is all about Edgar Allan Poe, which is all right if you're into literature and whatnot, but I would have preferred a little less PBS, and a little more rock and roll. I don't know why my butcher is so into this talky stuff. More singing next time, Mr. Reed!
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