Title: Terrible, horrible, dreck, garbage. Avoid this book!
Review: This book is terrible. I'm not even 1/2 way through it and I can't stand any of the characters. The plot is totally lame. The dialog smacks of an overdose of Dawson's Creek. It's rife with "aren't we witty and clever and spontaneous" which fails to amuse. Constant references to cooking and villains who are utter morons and would never have been smart enough to stay alive as long as they have. This is crap of the highest degree. Mr. Koontz, I'm ashamed of you and I'll have to give long thought to ever picking up another novel of yours.
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