Title: I use my donk for stress relief
Review: I love my donkadonk! At first, like most buyers, I thought I could only use it for warfare and rampages, but then I realized that it made a really nice private space! On personal maneuvers one day, I had knocked over my fence, crushed my garden and smashed down my garden awning -- then, when I opened the door, I realized that I could just sit in there and finish up my case of beer, and meditate on the transience of my yard. Since then, I usually spend a couple of hours a day out there. It is especially nice when I run out of my meds.
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