Title: cool name for a band, I wish I would have thought of that
Review: HA, Yeah right! why so bland a name, I think penguin destroyer is much cooler, or hell what about Ant Incinerator, that sounds catchy, oh well I guess not as catchy as 'pig dildo' oh wait I meant 'pig destroyer' my bad. I am sure the fan base is a high quality crowd, like the band members, I'm sure they volunteer at the local retirement home, yup. Oh I forgot to mention how the music is, maybe because there is none. I thought I heard a guitar but I'm not sure since all I can seem to hear is a poor recording of what sounds like a large vibrator bumping around in a dresser drawer. I guess the 'band' could not afford guitars since they lost their only source of income, raising pigs on a farm in Alabama.
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