Title: had a better time putting salt in my eyes
Review: This has to be by far the worst movie ever and that's including Whoopi Goldberg movies. I don't know what retarded hipster made this movie but I've seen better movies made by 3 year holds with a camera phone. I literally rather chew on cardboard then ever be forced to watch this talentless dry movie that sucks more than a shop vacuum. Ugh sheer disappointment. The dog didn't even wanna stay in the room for this one. And he likes bad movies.
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