Title: Waxing Off
Review: This book inspires me to wax poetic like Eminem rapping while he gets "the boys" waxed!! I mean it, this is the full-theatrical release of something ol' Em might have spent minutes on, except it goes on until the Hitachi head melts down! Full frontal prose! Lord-y, this woman knows how to put ridges on words. Here's my fictional throw-down:It's as easyas teasinga Venus Fly Trapthat's squeezingthe pleasing-ness, nobody believes we're all pleased as Punch, we justput up with the cheesi-nessThis is Hell's Green Room, Inside the Trap.....OK, Cintra Wilson does a better job making social commentary than my imagined scenario of MM lamenting the wholesale swallowing of popular culture while having his privates depilated.. She does a much better job, a much better hand-over-fist job. The hand is naughtier than the fist, especially when splayed on Cintra's keyboard. Even the title of the book is slick, um, slick as hairless...
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