Title: I implore you to avoid Mountain Dew Code Red at all costs...
Review: Yes, I said it, Mountain Dew Code Red was an assiduous dissapointment. The once giant Cola King Pepsi was sure to offer a wonderful and crisp cherry based cola product is what I initially thought, however I was soon proven wrong! The swill made its way down my throat slithering writhly downward as the inexplicable wry grimmace my face made turned from bad to worse. Finally, however, I could no longer taste the drink. Please avoid this Mountain Dew creation, it is the next Crystal Pepsi!
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