Title: A Five-Star, Mascara-Blurring, Brilliant Book
Review: Darlings, buy "Girl Trouble" by the case, and give it along with a goblet-full of prescription drugs to everyone you know. Bury yourself under a cashmere blanket and revel in the debauchery: Gloria Trevi, visited by the author, surrounded by red roses in the maternity ward, while uzi-toting guards waited outside? I had to gobble Valium and guzzle more Prosecco just to make it through this mascara-blurring chapter. Crystal, the delicate, blind singer, defiled and neglected by Mexico's most shameful and criminal horndog Sergio Andrade? It was a Ciroc-vodka-necessitating weep-fest. It's in everyone's $7,000 white-leather beach tote for St. Barts, it's the apres-ski read in Baddrutt, they will not let you into the lobby of the Gansevoort Hotel without "Girl Trouble."
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