Title: Poserdivision Mardu(c)k
Review: Mardu(c)k finally managed to release the most stupid, sluggish and ridiculous album of all its musical career. Stupid trendies who describe this load of mush as the most evil and brutal album should take advice about a gray matter graft, they obviously don't know anything about true extreme metal. In fact, the drumming is drum-machine like (the weak sort), the guitars are absolutely non-saturated (and even melodic at most times) and the babbling of the poser-singer is utterly ridiculous, not mentionning the stupid song titles or lyrics. Concerning speed, any average death or false-black band is at least as fast as Morgan Posehand and his followers, in fact much faster and violent bands have been around for a long time (Brutal Truth, Chainsaw, Krisiun, etc. ...). Hundreds of false black bands have done this before (e.g. Enthroned, Dark Funeral, etc...) and many will continue to do so. So let us annihilate the made-up trendies.
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