Title: Long time, no hear
Review: Hey "Chance", long time no see. Ladies and Gentlmen, I know this guy and I've heard all these stories before. This is a "never made it there" Private with too much barstool time. It's what you get when you cross the fiction of Rambo with the reality of Norm and Cliff at "Cheers." "Chance", I know where you drink Corona (or are you back to Stoli in a Chimney?), and if you make money off of this, I'll come slap you off that barstool and take my money back.
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