Title: WARNING: Don't let the title fool ya - Hammer horror this is NOT!
Review: Actually it's not a horror movie at all - it's a musty mash of soggy romance and boggy medical thriller with a dribble of zombie flick dripped in at the very last second. It's also dull with a capital D, in that special way only the dregs of Brit cinema can be! My childhood crush on Hazel Court earns it half a star... otherwise avoid this dog or you'll get bit too!
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