Title: A must have for the modern-day Viking!
Review: When I first started attacking my neighbors and plundering the remains of their homes, I used a 1984 Toyota Celica with big sheets of plywood strapped on the side. While this was an inexpensive way to plunder, I found that the plywood would frequently splinter when ramming through the front wall of my neighbor's home, and that the windshield was quite susceptible to being cracked by handguns as small as .22 caliber.With the Bandonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank, I find that this is no longer a problem. I have practically the whole block to myself, as my neighbors have all been thrown from their houses and their property burned on giant pyres. Better yet, I've found that it's good for trips to 7-11 for my late night Slurpee.A must have for the suburban Viking!
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