Title: Dear Gods run away!!!!
Review: I'm not quite sure I can put into words how horrible this was. You know those really crappy commercials on TV that are for some local company? And all they can afford is some college kid that only made it through Animation 101? This is worse than that! It's painfully....I repeat PAINFULLY slow. Like, I kept checking to see if the DVD was skipping or glitching because it was so slow. It's like watching a movie in slow motion. Dialogue and plot (lack of?) makes NO sense. Nonsensical. And just weird. Not to mention the terrible lessons it's teaching. Hmm... Bully the cat and pull it's tail. How does the cat deal with the tail pulling? By throwing a baseball into the dog's face. Great lesson to teach kids. Oh yeah. It lasts forever too. I have no idea how many minutes it officially is but I guarantee you it'll feel like MUCH longer.
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