Title: Should have stopped at Number Three
Review: I'm glad this has been released on DVD: watching a movie this bland in a cinema without being able to mock it out loud was excruciating. It looks and feels like a TV pilot for a series aimed at fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but without any of Joss Whedon's flair for characterisation and dialogue, and with a premise that might have been copied from a Scientology pamphlet.On the plus side, the villainous Mogadorians and CGI monsters look passably cool, and it provided employment for Timothy Olyphant and some Australian actors. I hope they all manage to live it down, but it's sufficiently forgettable that they probably will.Having been persuaded to watch this by a teenage relative who has since apologized, we did our best to keep ourselves awake (insert Mogadorian/Mogadon joke here) by providing our own commentary, but what this really needs to make it entertaining is the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 crew.
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