Title: Amélie
Review: Amélie was recommended to me by a French girl as a truly magical movie. Now, I've seen more than my ration of French Movies. Generally French movies meander aimlessly for 90 to 120 minutes then end abruptly. Script seems to be written only after the consumption of copious amounts of wine. And distilled water would make a far stronger plot. This is not simply my opinion, it's a proven scientific fact. Amélie was no exception. Absolutely typical of the French ideas of love and romance. The neurotic and frankly insane methods, which she uses to TRAP her romantic interest, were so ridiculously contrived that I just wanted to hit the television with a baseball bat. Oh GOD, why didn't I listen to my own gut and avoid that festering pile of garbage! From now on I'll think very carefully before approaching another mainstream French movie.
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