Title: Teach yourself acupuncture with Poke-A-Porker!
Review: I'd always been interested in acupuncture, specifically swine acupuncture. However, most of my initial forays into the field resulted in me being covered with feces and fleeing an enraged hog. You'd think that they'd understand that my prodding them with needles was for their own benefit, but I guess I didn't communicate my intentions correctly. Anyhow, this product was a lifesaver! I was able to determine how and when to insert tiny needles into the hide of my favorite pig, and let me tell you, I was going about it all wrong! Trial and error is a vital teaching tool, but the stench of feces and slop buckets can cause undue strain in the best of marriages.Incidentally, I docked one star from this product for not accurately smelling or tasting like pork.
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