Title: I guess it's ok, but not great
Review: I've always told my father I wanted a personal tank. I'm his little girl and he gets me whatever I want, so this Christmas I said I needed a pretty pink land cruiser so all my friends and I can cruise Malibu and impress the boys. However, my father bought me this instead. Ugh. The stick shift is terrible, the A/C blasts out too much cold air and the windows on the hull are too small. Also, it's NOT PINK! I am soo disappointed. This thing eats gas like a 500 pound man eats a cheeseburger. I spend nearly my entire $2,000 monthly allowance on gas and oil alone. It's also dreadfully hard for Valet's at the hottest nightclubs to maneuver, I might as well park it myself. But on the other hand, it DOES make an impression at Red Carpet Events. I plan to get it painted and decorated, and hire a full time chauffeur. TTFN (Ta Ta For Now)
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