Title: Choose One from Column A....
Review: The sort of thriller more likely to lull you to sleep than jolt you awake, THE MESSENGERS takes elements from many, many, many films you've seen before, throws 'em in the mixmaster, and gives you ample opportunity during its interminable running time to ponder just how much better all those other films were. And if the males in the cast could manage to deliver lines without hemming, hawing, adding grunts and interjections, and generally dawdling along in a fruitless attempt to make their stilted dialogue sound believable, the film could've shaved off fifteen minutes of dead (would-be dramatic) air. Handsome photography, nice production design and a fine performance from Kristen Stewart can't do much to salvage this snoozer.
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