Title: What Else Would a First-Grader Say?
Review: Actually, the heading above is a bit harsh. The language used is (a little) too rich for a first-grader - it's only the content that warrants such an audience.- Never eat raw sewage.- Treat every dog like a dog.- Don't cross the street in front of a fast moving car.- Clip your nails when they get too long.- Don't stand naked outside in the winter.- Keep legs and arms inside when on a roller-coaster.- Don't spit at a man with a gun.- Eat your spinach (unless you don't like it).I started to read the first couple of chapters of this book (as a courtesy to the gift-giver), only to wake up with a start 17 hours later.Let me open the book to a random page ... "Place your bet somewhere between haste-makes waste and he who hesitates is lost." Does this guy write Horoscopes, too? Fortune Cookies?Let me open the book to another page ... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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