Title: Mind-blowingly Awful! See it for yourself!
Review: I'm a lover of bad movies, and I'm convinced this is the worst movie of all time-- not only that, I've watched this turgid monstrosity countless times and I'm in awe at how freaking awful it is. It takes awhile for the effect to run off-- I'll be at work or in class thinking about how awful this movie is after a week of when I saw it last.You don't know what "the worst movie ever" is until you've seen this.The world needs to understand that a movie like this can come into being when it shouldn't exist! Imagine if you could possibly know the absolute truth of everything, well seeing this is like knowing the absolute anti-truth of nothing.
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