Title: "Would a full frontal massage help calm you down?"
Review: Lame wannabe T & A comedy (missing the T & A and for the most part the comedy) about three middle-aged dorks who hire a beach stud to help them "pull some tasties". Yea, that's a alright premise for a movie (it worked for HARDBODIES!), but my number one problem is: why on the video that I watched when Portia Dawson took her top off a black oval with "censored" written on it covered her breasts!? Other girls got topless...briefly, but as soon as a topless scene shows up that's longer than one second it's censored!? What a rip-off! Is it that way on the DVD also?To give you an idea of what you're in for John Quinn also directed CHEERLEADER CAMP and HOT CLUB CALIFORNIA.
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