Title: What if...
Review: you had enough money to hire Dylan McDerrmott, but then, not enough to pay for the scriptwriters or special effects? You might come up with a third rate film like, say, The Messengers. What was it about, you ask? Well, crows. Spooky crows. Spooky crows that attack people, like, say, in a movie made some time back by a guy who did pay for decent scripts. And, ghosts. Creepy ghosts. Creepy ghosts with long dark hair that skitter along the ceilings, like, say, in a movie a few years back that had a really good script, based on another movie from Japan with a really good script. And a farm hand who turns out to be a homocidal maniac instead of the cheerful, helpful guy he seems to be, like...oh, never mind. Save your money, watch The Ring or The Birds or pretty much ANYTHING else. Avoid if at all possible. I am over the age of 13.
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