Title: This book is awesome, by far the best book I ever read
Product review: This book is really boring, the only reason I read this book is because my teacher made us do a book report. The first three pages were somewhat interesting then the fourth page made me sleepy. The one part that was exciting was where the main character was kidnapped by two robbers. If you want to read the most retarded book of your life, BUY THIS BOOK!!!The main character gets kidnapped because she was a naughty girl and snooping around while two robbers were trying steal precious values from her family and her snooping around in the middle of the night. At the end she breaks free from the robbers and steals the cellphone in their kitchen and calls the police.
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