Title: A Floater
Product review: Imagine yourself swimming in a murky polluted sea, everything around is kinda hazy and boring, but you're sure something interesting will happen. After 40 boring minutes of nothing you start to notice a faint shape in the distance coming closer, maybe it could be something interesting, hopefully all this build-up floating in this boring stangant mess will pay off to something interesting, ok let's just wait 40 more minutes, something interesting is BOUND to happen, that object is getting closer and closer...5 Minutes left, the faint object is floating closer and closer... what is it?? It's a floating piece of s***, this movie is a vague saturated boring turd floating around until it eventually hits you in the face, and you've just realized that you endured 2 hours floating in turd water, and all you get for it is s*** on your face.
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