Title: The Worst Movie I've Ever Seen
Product review: Rob Zombie, what in the world were you thinking? This movie isn't worth the dirt from my shoes. It's just a waste of money. That guy wearing the clown make-up in the movie is just beyond stupid. And that girl with the long blonde hair that lives in the area of Dr. Satan was just flat out annoying. Every time she laughed I just wanted to smack her. This whole movie is completely stupid. What happened to the real horror films, like Halloween, Friday the 13th, Scream, Carrie? Those were the best. But this movie deserves half a star. Please don't waste your money on this movie, it's defintely not worth it. Rob Zombie, here's a piece of advice, stick to making music, you don't know anything about making movies except how to make ones that suck.
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