Title: An excellent doorstop
Product review: To read my review, simply read the other one star reviews, and then picture a bearded fellow who needs a haircut reading that book described, and reading every page, almost choking on every misplaced lack of metaphor, stiff image and repeated turn of trite phrase. In the middle of reading this, I actually had to read some of Anansi Boys, just to cleanse the palate and remind myself that all writing isn't terrible.Sigh.
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