Title: The Science of Suckiness
Product review: Dear reader, please choose one of the following to this question: What do you think about the band Bush?1 They suck2 They suck3 They suck4 They suck5 They suckOur reviewer apologizes for being unoriginal but he felt there was a need to parallel his lack of originality with Bush's lack of originality. He despises their arrogance and whiny self-loathing. He believes the songs are crude and miss the effectiveness of getting the meanings across. Instead what we have is a case of mistaken identity. Many clever music fans are mistaken into thinking that Bush are talented musicians.NOTE: Our reviewer apologizes for typing in the third person.
Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
