Title: Not sonnets
Product review: They're not SONNETS. The stanzas are based on those of Pushkin's Eugene Onegin. They're not even pentamater, they're tetrameter. And yes, it does make a difference. You can call a deer a dog because it's got four legs, but there's a reason there are no seeing-eye deer. Sonnets are extremely balletic and compressed -- they carry emotion and symbols well, but they are hard to carry a narrative in.
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