Title: Worst thing ever
Product review: Ooooooooo scariest movie ever. Please. I've taken bowel movements scarier than this movie. Mercifully I don't own it, and didn't even have to spend money to watch it as a friend had rented it. I would have rather had body parts amputated without anesthesia. Oh no, random noises! Scary. A girl standing by her bed! Even scarier! Her sleepwalking! That was the scariest part of the movie. I feel sorry for anyone who actually spent money to watch this. I feel even sorrier for those of us who sat through this slop. I want my time back. I was cheated.
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