Title: BRING BACK WATCHERS, MR KOONTZ
Product review: IN SEIZE THE NIGHT, KOONTZ'S LIGHT CHALLENGED HERO AND HIS SURF DULLED BUDDIES TAKE ON THOSE ELDER GODS OF HP LOVECRAFT. GREAT CTHULHU MUST BE SHAKING LIKE A JELLY (HE DOES THAT ANYWAY, THOSE TENTACLES YOU KNOW) ONCE AGAIN, ORSON THE TALKING COMMUNICATING DOG IS THE BEST DRAWN, MOST SENSITIVE AND INTERESTING CHARACTER OF THE BUNCH. THE HERO'S BUDS PROFESS THEIR UNENDING LOVE FOR HIM, AND I HAD THE URGE TO SEE HOW WELL HE WOULD TAN. BRING BACK WATCHERS, VIVA STEPHEN KING, DOWN WITH DEAN KOONTZ.
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