Title: Apocalypto meets Braveheart meets the Ten Commandments
Product review: ...or something. I mean, this is such a mishmash that it's hard to know where to begin.spoilers belowSo cavemen are living in the Ice Age, but if they walk a few miles, they discover savannas and deserts. Oh, and there are slaves and mammoths being used to build pyramids. Is this Africa or South America or what? And the abducted young woman never gets her makeup messed up, even when she's dragged along and beaten and kept as a slave. Riiiiiight.And check this out: this woman receives a fatal wound but recovers a few minutes later because some old lady back in her home camp dies and lets her live, or whatever. Really, what does it matter by then? Grab some candy and a drink, sit back and be entertained, but for gosh sakes, don't expect a history lesson.
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