Title: Filthy, stinking Hobbitses! The world has changed...
Product review: The world has changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was, is lost... for none now live who will forget it.It began with the forging of the great DVDs. Three were given for the theatrical releases: immortal, wisest and fairest of all films.Three more to the extended releases: Great miners and craftsmen of profit.And three, three Blu-Rays were gifted to the race of men who, above all else, desire HD.For within these releases was bound the strength and the will to make money.But they were, all of them, deceived; for another release was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord New Line forged, in secret, a master release. And into this release he poured his extended editions, his high definition, his will to dominate all revenue.One release to rule them all.One by one, the customers of Earth fell to the power of the next release...
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