Title: So disappointing.
Product review: If you didn't read the book you MIGHT be contented with this horribly abridged, watered-down, soap opera version of the story - with its plodding pace, lame-ass Celtic 101 Soundtrack, and the best performances in an uninspired cast delivered by a strangely wooden Julianna with Anjelica obviously phoning it in. Lancelot and Guinevere have absolutely no chemistry, don't seem to even be in love, and the movie's attempts at eroticism are about as hot as a ketchup packet. If you did read the book you'll probably be totally pissed-off about the merciless slashing of the plot that leaves out major themes like the Holy Grail, Kevin, Morgaine's return to Avalon, Accolon's attempt to kill Arthur, etc; as well as softening and glossing over MZB's indictment of Christianity. Thumbs way down.
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