Title: I'D RATHER WATCH RON POPEIL'S INFOMERCIAL ON HIS NEW DONKEY GENITAL SHAVER.
Product review: Dear Lord above, I call on you to please return to me the 9 minutes of my life I wasted watching this horrible movie. Tom Hanks is a pretty good actor but in this film I'd have to say his acting was about as good as a retarded old man trying to play the title role in "The life of marilyn Monroe". The language used in this film is horrendous to say the least. Every other word was the "F" word and in some films it fits. But in this film it fit about as good as the elephant man in a motorcycle helmet. I wish I could only give it 1 star but what the heck, I guess the key grip deserves it.I kneel before you oh heavenly father and pray you'll give me back this wasted time.......
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