Title: The Second Coming of Yes
Product review: My theory is that Rick Wakeman (frontman of Yes and public enemy #1) is the bassist for Tool, and he writes all of the music. It is seriously that bad. I've never really liked this band but before my biggest complaint was the childish anti-christian lyrics. Now I dislike them for all the same resons I dislike Yes and the Alan Parsons Project. Maybe next they'll do an album about stonehenge. That'll be rad. In the meantime all you sheep-like drones can sit around and pretend that time signature changes constitutes "brilliant music".
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