Title: The Ruler Test
Product review: Hello there. I am here to review Bill O'Reilly's new book. Ahem. Now, usually when I critique a book, I like to employ what I like to call The Ruler Test, which I have patented and you cannot have. What you do, see, is you try to fit a standard ruler between the covers. If you can't cram it between, then the book is not worth your time. Bill O'Reilly's book is definitely not worth my time, and I don't even have a ruler. Bye.P.S. If I were you, I'd skip right past this lame putz's screed and head right for Timothy Crouse's "The Boys On The Bus," where you'll meet real journalists and lament that toothless, halfwit fictionmongers like O'Reilly now represent this once-unassailable breed.
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