Title: Not really a map of Paris!
Product review: This map is crap. I mean it's really bad. Look at any Plan de Paris and you'll see they have one thing in common: they have a map of ALL of Paris, the ENTIRE city! This horrible map doesn't go any farther north than Sacre Coeur (strange), farther east than Pere Lachaise (not good) or farther south than Tour Montparnasse (absolutely, inexcusably whack). That's a huge swath of Paris wiped off the map, especially in the south. Now if you are just a monkey-boy tourist who will only be walking from the Champs Elysees to the Eiffel Tower and then maybe on to the Louvre (but definitely not to the Centre Pompidou, because you just don't 'get' modern art) then woo-hoo! Here's a map, and not only a map, but a laminated one! Let's buy it sweetheart! Oh yes darling, let's! I'm so very happy, love, are you happy? Oh yes, terribly happily! Let's go eat in this little bistro, only in Paris could one find a place so charming!
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