Title: Please Read My Review...
Product review: because mine is the only one you should trust. No, really, it is. For people to write a bad review of this album, they MUST be under the influence of SOMETHING, I guarantee it. I, however, am of right now, sober, so when I say that this album will rank among the best of the year (coinciding with the new Cradle of Filth, Ministry, Tool, etc. albums), you'd better believe me.
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