Title: Mostly P.O.S.
Product review: Page 1. Bob was a dog.Page 2. Bob used to be "Red", the neighbor's dog.Page 3. Bob became "Bob", the writer's dog.Page 4. Bob died.Page 5. The writer wrote a paean about Bob.Page 6. The paean amounted to about 3 pages.Page 7. The writer published the paean in a book, with one sentence per page.Page 8. A couple of thousand trees died to publish the first run alone.Page 9. The world mourns the loss of the trees.Page 10. Nobody gives a hoot about Bob.
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