Title: 15 yard penalty
Product review: Heavens is this book bad! Weak plot, uninteresting characters, uninspired setting, and one huge cliche. Thank God it was a library book and only took an hour of my life. You want to know what my version of hell is? To be stranded on a desert island with only "Bleachers" and "The Five People You Meet in Heaven."
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