Title: What a waste of time
Product review: Boring. Stupid. Confusing. I give it points for some great special effects... but it still didn't work for me. Maybe if I had read the story it was based on it would have been better. Unless you like artsy films... go watch something else, Potter, Narnia, the new Wonka... a bunch of bad 80's music videos even. You really don't need to watch this. Go outside instead.
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