Title: Junk
Product review: This player managed to play good music badly for the first few months. Sound quality was pathetic but at least it worked. About 4 months later, every time we were in the mood for good music it would oblige for a few seconds then get shaky, then just stop, then start again and so on. It even developed a taste for tapes, and chewed up many of ours. If you've seen Office Space, you've seen the printer scene. That's exactly what we're going to do with this thing.
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