Title: Clearly a piece of junk.
Product review: It looks nice. It looks simple to operate. It doesn't work. Not even once could I get the timer to work. In fact, one of the timers seem to be operating in reverse (e.g. set it for 8 hours, in 8 hours it was at 16). I am mechanically/technically inclined but don't feel like "fixing it" new out of the box.
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