Title: Couldn't quite get there
Product review: I tried to order this product, but my stomach leaped out of my body and ran away screaming and my tongue pulled a gun on me.I then saw that there were some listed in the new and used section, I wanted to click on it to see the description of used strawberry-flavored gummy bacon, but I heard a slight tear in the fabric of space-time and thought perhaps I ought better leave well enough alone.Grandpa will be so disappointed that I couldn't follow through, his two boyhood wishes have been to try a berry-flavored gummy bacon and to get his hands on a picture of Hitler wearing a crotchless red bodysuit and soul-kissing Churchill. We always thought we'd find the picture first...
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