Title: Less than fluff. Why bother?
Product review: I ended up hating myself for sitting through this entire movie instead of turning it off. My expectations were not THAT high, for sure, but it was total mess. Offers a handful of PG-13 soft-core scenes (yes, even on the unrated dvd) designed to titillate teenage boys, but the other 90% of the movie fails to tie them together. Who ever thought characters could be SO unlikable and undeveloped? Seth Bullock's performance as the caricature [person] is easily the best thing about it. That, and seeing Elisha Cuthbert in a role she's more believable in than the counter-terror intelligence analyst on Fox's "24". Another great example of Hollywood insulting the audience with underwritten crap.
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