Title: What are you looking for in a sweatpant?
Product review: Do you want to get about two weeks of nice, solid wear in before a huge hole rips in the crotch? IN that case, friends, order away!Do you want a nice tight elastic ankle, paired with a low crotch and a high waste, for that timeless Retired Citizens Don't Give A Hoot look? Or that Grandma's Comfy Pants look? Order now!Do you want a pant that you can grow into, and then grow some more? Something comfy that will allow you to really ease into a Thanksgiving eating binge? Nice choice you made looking here.Did you want pockets? Sorry, move on. Did you want a sleek transition-from-pajamas-to-public pant? Sorry, we don't want your kind here.
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