Title: Seek ye first ... Prada
Product review: Oh brother. So poor Ashley can't find a man. How surprising! After all, isn't every guy's fantasy to marry a self-absorbed, judgemental, obnoxious, white supremacist, shopping-obsessed clothes horse? File this one under unsolved mysteries of dating.If you can "relate" to Ashley, here's a clue: if you want to get married, become marriagable. That means devoting one or more brain cells to thinking about others instead of yourself. Become empathetic, learn to listen without judging, get involved, develop interests beyond tonight's reality TV show, really LIVE your faith instead of just yammering about it, and men will be lining up to ask you out on dates. Men know that you how behave prior to marriage is an excellent predictor of how you will be in a marriage, and they're *scared off* by women who strike them as selfish spendthrifts - like, say, Miss Ashley.
Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
