Title: Please this movie is like DAWN's of the downfall.
Product review: You'd have to be a zombie to consider this excruciatingly long, badly paced, terribly acted, repetitive, ridiculous and horrifyingly unscary chore of a movie as entertainment."A scathing indictment of 20th century consumerism" proclaim the critics. "A horror classic" scream the fan-boys. "Shoddily made balderdash" say I.Where's the build-up? Where's the apocalyptic atmosphere? Where's the horror, for Pete's sake? You can't expect anyone with any sense to be amused by the irony of a homicidal Hare Krishna one minute, then be genuinely shocked by offal-munching extras the next.It must be true that Hell must have been full for a while in 1978, because not only did the dead walk the Earth, they managed to get their clammy hands on some inferior movie-making equipment.
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