Title: What the hell is this?!
Product review: Mortician may very well be the worst death metal band ever. The vocals are some of the worst attempts at growling that i've ever heard. The guitar consists of repeated chords with distortion and no solos. Bass?! Hah, that's a good one. There is no drummer because they use a drum machine, which shows that they are lazy. The horror film clips in their songs end up being longer than the songs themselves. This band has to be a joke. For good death metal, listen to the bands marxist matt listed.
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