Title: Metropolis is a stupid place to live, apparently.
Product review: The opening sequence of Superman III is a 10 minute bit of slapstick that will make you physically ill. It's very hard to watch. It makes you fear that Superman will finally arrive with a little Chaplin moustache and a cane. Horrid.Also, a question to the late Richard Pryor: Why did you play your role of a guy who realizes a latent talent as a computer whiz as a guy who can barely formulate a thought and speak it as a complete sentence? You were also very hard to watch.Richard Lester, shame on you. What happened to you in the twenty some years between A HARD DAYS NIGHT and this? Why do you hate us so?It goes to show, not everyone can be the Beatles, and not everyone can be Richard Donner.
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