Title: More appropriately, Mr. Happy Policeman
Product review: The cover makes you think it's a good book.I could have sworn a man wrote this phallically oriented dreck. The thing I remember the most about this story is the Doctor Who reference and that embarassingly bad section about the "greptusian(whatever the heck those aliens were called) handshake," a term the author invented to describe oral intercourse. Ick.
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