Title: Johnny Depp and John Turturro owe me $20 bucks!
Product review: This was, by far, the worst film I saw in the theater last year. Just plain awful. Slow and ponderous, with Johnny Depp sleepwalking through his role even as Turturro chewed on the scenery in a performance that was unintentionally laughable.They owe me the 20 bucks I wasted taking my date to this steaming pile of dung.
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