Title: Bo-ring!
Product review: I hated, hated, HATED this movie! It ate two hours of my life, cost me almost $9.00, and left me angry for having listened to the pinheads who recommended this drivel.Johnny Depp, in one of his worst film roles, mumbled his way through this exercise in tedium. I've enjoyed Mr. Depp in other roles, but the material here was lacking in, oh, maybe EVERYTHING necessary to be interesting. The movie plodded along and I mentally checked out after 20 minutes. Had I not been there with a friend, I would've left.The less said about this borefest, the better, but if you have any questions about what I thought of this waste of film, please re-read my first sentence. Also, if you decide to see this movie and can't tell who is going to die after the first half an hour, then you are in the minority.
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