Title: PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING
Product review: Parents should be advised to not let their children read this book--it could be hazardous to their future. See, it's hard to read a regular book after reading "The Shadow God" because the book is so terrible that any other book will seem good by comparison. Say your son or daughter reads "Shadow God" and then reads "Mein Kampf"--MEIN KAMPF will seem like a good book! I've already contacted the Parents Literary Resource Center (PLRC) and the Family Fitness Society to let them know that this book is the literary equivalent of a gateway drug to moral confusion. If still aren't convinced, consider this: what if Pauley Shore dictated a book to Nancy Grace and it was proofread by Saddam Hussein. That's this book. Seriously.
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