Title: Too Contrived for Me to Finish
Product review: In the first few pages of this book, our heroine discovers a corpse hanging from the ceiling while attempting to deliver a package to said corpse. There's also a mysterious man standing near the body. The man steals the package while our heroine is mooning over how handsome he is. Then our heroine trips and falls and catches herself by grabbing hold of the body, where her hand just happens to land on the murder weapon, still in the body. She inadvertently removes the murder weapon just as the police walk in and see her standing there with a bloody knife.I can't tell you what happens after that, because at this point, I threw the book across the room. The whole set-up to the book was so contrived that I didn't want to read any more.If the situation above sounds like fun to you, by all means, go to it. It wasn't my cup of tea.
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