Title: Eh...mostly forgettable
Product review: I've never had any crushing biases against "boy bands". It's just that...well, there's a reason most of them are flashes in the pan, and Schubert Dip is a classic example. Unbelievable, of course, is the big selling point; the rest of album is mostly bland and forgettable. There just isn't any variety or creativity here. Of course, it doesn't help that the singer has a *really* limited vocal range; okay for Unbelievable, doom for an entire album. Ultimately, Schubert Dip is a typical by-the-numbers potboiler that's...well, mostly forgettable.
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