Title: Why can't we select 0 stars?
Product review: If this movie sucked any worse we would all be in trouble because the low pressure caused by such suckiness would create a black hole destroying all life on this planet. Matter of fact if it destroyed all copies of this movie it might be worth it if the planet was swallowed whole by a quantum singularity.
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