Title: Great nails
Product review: Amazon asked me to review these nails, which I take as a great honor. Thank-you, Amazon; I will try my best. Here goes: These nails are straight, and when you use them, they hold pieces of wood together. They require no special care, which is my favorite thing about them. They just sit quietly in their box until you need them, and then, like magic, there they are, all lined up like little soldiers. They are very mission oriented. It's nails like these that make America a better place.
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