Title: I split my gut...
Product review: ...laughing so hard at this book. Nat Shappy would have loved "Post Office." Unfortunately, he's dead. Dithering fool. The moral of the story is...don't keep a human heart in a glass jar. Also, ladies should keep soda bottles away from their privates--that is unless you really want to marry a midget.
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