Title: EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Product review: WHERE ARE THE WOMEN ON THE COVER AT IN THIS SLOPFEST?ok,i know not expect anything mindboggling,but please,if the gimmick is beautifull babes,SUPPLY THEM!!!!!!all i saw was an OLD dumppy lil seahaglooking for love of some kind.and what does she do?find an ungly arsed monster(cover advertised beautifull monster)i guess the director didnt need make-up on the breast area,they came with their own scars.NOW THAT IS JUST NASTY.scarred breasts are the equivalent of army boot stew.just plain old nasty.this movie didnt have much else to push it so i must say that those looking for pretty women,go elsewhere.and if youre looking for a good horror movie,shame on you for looking here.
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