Title: Conan? If you say so.
Product review: Friends were telling me that I gotta go see it. That this how Conan should be. I dont know where all those shill 5 star reviews came from but obviously it had to be studio people. This movie could have been a made for TV film. Unoriginal, plodding, the usual straw huts for burning, the boy looking for revenge for father and people. Sorry, say what you will about the corniness of Ahnolds movie but at least it was good adventure, even if you had to laugh at many scenes the way they played out. This guy who looked Mowgli from the Jungle Book movies, not cartoon, was wooden and too restrained as if afraid that if he gave it his all he would be accused of being over the top, which I prefer in movies like this. I appreciate that the wanted to be more serious but in doing so took it to extremes. The scenery was even much to look at. Sorry. Give me Ahnold and James Earl Jones snake cult and more popcorn and coke and shine this.
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