Title: Words fail me...
Product review: This movie is breathtaking. I've never seen anything so abysmal in my life. I'm gobsmacked. Read the other reviews of this...thing. They're not exaggerated. I feel like I've somehow been violated. I'll tell you I didn't watch the whole thing - I couldn't - about every ten minutes I'd feel a psychotic episode crawl slowly from the depths of my subconscious like some mutant octopus reaching for my ill-fated ship of reason and I would change the channel, craving commercials until the psychosis passed. When I was stable and no longer a threat to myself or others, I would brave another ten minutes of this thing, only to have to surface once more. What can I say of this experience? Only this: I have a kind of sublime reassurance now, a serenity not unlike that described by others who have had near-death experiences. I know that the most traumatic moment of my life is behind me, and I am stronger for it.
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