Title: THE ORIGINAL MACHO ATAVISTIC SCHOOLBOY SILLINESS...
Product review: Here it is-- the original CONAN from overweight hillbilly mama's-boy Bobbie Howard. This "Barbarian" shot himself when Mommie died and left the world more retro-Lovecraft schlock to feed on, only this time with gratuitous violence to lower the age level of the target audience. Rape, sadism, "We are all Animals...", it's all here. Ho Hum.Only permanent adolescents and Oliver Stone have been roundly impressed-- unfortunately, that's 78% of American males....
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