Title: Pretentious Dog Doo - Worst Movie Ever!
Product review: It is as if some college freshman said," Hey, I got fifty bucks. Let's make a movie!" Don't waste your money! Don't waste your time! This incredibly boring piece of dog crap pretends to be an avant garde, cutting edge, artsy film commenting on the human condition which is being loved by pseudo intellectuals impressed by their own pretentious sophistication. Their attitude is, "If you aint smart enough, you won't get it." The fact is, the truly intelligent will see this movie and say the truth. The emperor has no clothes on at all.
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