Title: Don't Quit Your Day Jobs
Product review: This isn't a good movie. This isn't even a good cheese flick. This movie is the crappiest waste of celluloid I've seen in a long time. Don't subject yourself OR your worst enemy to this filth.This film isn't self-depreciating, it isn't even funny in it's grotesqueness.This movie is just BAAAD! Bad acting, bad editing, bad rehash of an old concept. Texas Chainsaw Massacre with trailer trash running the show. By that I mean the cast AND crew.The only thing even remotely creepy is Sheri Moon's portrayal of a psycho just a little too well. It's not a compliment. Rob, just because you've decided to shack up with your go-go dancer doesn't mean the rest of the world is as smitten as you. Keep her in the cage or in the nudie mags, but not EVER on the screen again!Horrifyingly Disappointing, this movie is the first to get my Seal of Disapproval. Stick to music, Mr. Zombie. That's definitely what you do best.
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