Title: Better Left Undone
Product review: It's very rare that you have a movie that can't grab me and I've often enjoyed everything the critics hated with a passion. However this movie is inexcusable and outright an abomination. Weak story, pathetic swordplay, the lead guy is about a charismatic as glue and I'm even sorrier to say that the ballbusting beauty who took out bad guys in GI Joe without a second thought is terribly dull. You buy or rent this for one reason - to see Conan and Rachel get busy in the hay. That's all you watch a piece of crap like this for. The specific effects can't even save this flick and there's no real menace, the villain is a joke. There are people in my neighborhood who are more menacing then that when unarmed!!! Congratulations to the producers, you managed to make Arnold's performance in the original appear worthy of a belated Oscar Award and that's saying something.
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