Title: Zzzzzzzzzz.......
Product review: A pretentious bore of a movie. Some hot babes with unspoken lesbian tendencies in a repressive Victorian era boarding school spout romantic poetry, go on a picnic, venture up the phallic symbol Hanging Rock (THRUSTING out of the earth as a result of a violent volcanic ERUPTION), take off their shoes and stockings (oooh, naughty!) and, after awakening from a siesta (I took one myself), promptly march in zombie-like fashion up and away and disappear into thin air. Poof! Nothing is resolved, so you are left to fill the void (personally, I think they were kidnapped by aliens). High-minded critics heap praise on this tripe. Ugh.
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