Title: Music that engulfs my soul
Product review: Anytime I am in any sort of bad mood I simply sit back and listen to Dolphin Serenade me. Marty has the ability to take me on a magical journey which gives me super human powers and enables me to see the future, as well as communicate with Aliens. Yes, that is correct, if you play this music backwards it will actually tell you how to reach the mystical planet of Nova 9 - where the Quarkonia Aliens will tell you the secrets of the universe. I am 40 years old and happy to say that this music still gives me the ability to reach this magical place (but only before 9pm - or my mother, whom I still live with) get's mad at me because I tend to make weird grunting noises trying to communicate with the Quarkonia Aliens. Once you hold this powerful product in your hands then listen to it backwards you will never doubt for one second the existence of Aliens.
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