Title: You might like this book if...
Product review: 1. You mourn the loss of the overuse of adjectives in modern writing.2. Your B.S. detector needs new batteries.3. You have a lifetime subscription to The Star, The Globe, etc.4. You have gleaned all of your knowledge about early Christian history from the internet.5. You were a Druid in a past life.6. You have spent more than 2 hours of your life playing records backwards.7. You were born yesterday and or just fell off a turnip truck.8. You think a plot just gets in the way of good propaganda.9. You have the ability to suspend any shred of skepticism.10. Your idea of great literature is anything by Carolyn Keene.
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