Title: Bulwer-Lytton reicarnated!
Product review: I have not read such long, involved and confusing sentences since I tried to read "The Last Days of Pompeii." Here is an example of the first two sentence of the book: "Bad thing were starting to happen again in Uncle Henry's basement. These were things that had happened before, when the wind swung round, when the trees all felt the blood rush to their leaves after the exertion of August and the idling of September; when the chuckle-dark harvest moon shaped pumpkins in its own image, brought its secret wine flush to the scarcrows' cheeks; when the rich bounties of the land lay plump for the taking and the light left them alone for longer and longer at a time." The entire book is written in this manner. Don't waste your money on this one.
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