Title: Once again, Terrible!
Product review: As someone lightly versed in harder-edged music, I can say without hyperbole that Winter's Wake by Elvenking is possibly the wrist-limpest attempt at 'extreme' metal this reviewer has ever heard. From the frankly dull vocals to the tepid instrumentation, this album will both bore and embarass anyone with a measure of taste. On the upside, this geekish fairy-legend influenced 'music' will at least serve as preemptive birth control. Addendum: Hardcore RPG Fantasy (e.g. Everquest, Kingdom Hearts and Neverwinter Nights) fans will love this.
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