Title: Rubber Kills!
Product review: For many years, I thought that rubber was supposed to be used for good. I thought that using rubber was a good way to keep from getting STD's. Now, after seeing the movie Rubber, I see that rubber can also be very bad. Rubber is an original film. However, being original doesn't always mean it's entertaining. Whenever someones head isn't exploding onscreen, Rubber is excruciatingly boring. The story and the script are both pretty bad, as are a lot of the characters. Oh, but Rubber does have gore. If 1981's Scanners was the Citizen Cane of head explosion movies, then Rubber is the Gone With The Wind of head explosion movies. There is also a fairly cool and scary aftermath scene that shows a bunch of headless corpses strewn out on the streets, in stores, and houses. If only Rubber would have had more scenes like that. If only.
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