Title: Formulaic, awful movie- one of the year's worst
Product review: Keanu Reeves has brain damage. For some unknown reason, this actor always seems to pick the worst movies to star in. After a hit, such as "Speed", or more reciently "The Matrix", Reeves always chooses awful follow up movies. These include "The Watcher", which, despite it's name, is unwatchable.This movie is the worst of the worst, completely formulaic and totally predictable. But that's not the half of it. "The Replacements" is not really a movie, but more of a testament to everything that i hate in this world.Reeves is portraid as the flawed hero, a failed man who is finally getting his second chance at greatnes... I'm stopping the review here, because truthfully, i dont care about this movie, and niether should you.
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