Title: God Awful Crap
Product review: What a horrible film to have been waiting for. Since I first saw the trailer in theaters, what, 3 or 4 years ago, I have been dying to see this movie. Finally it comes out and it is savagely abusive to my psyche - not because it's violent, not because it's foul, not because it's so in my face, but because it just quite literally sucks. The violence isn't even that gratuitous: what they show is conveniently hidden behind set props and shot with home video or with photographic effects. I hope to everything holy that Rob Zombie releases a director's cut on DVD because I know this can't be what he had envisioned. The few high points in the film, such as Sid Haig and a memorable shot or two (high-angle execution, for one), are overshadowed by the plodding, incompetent "plot" and the altogether unsatisfying experience you get out of the movie, among other things. Horrible.
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