Title: ZERO STARS - The worst movie ever made!
Product review: This movie is terrible. I hate it with a great passion. There is no film that will ever rival the awfulness of this horrendous and twisted piece of crap. Please don't watch this abhorrent load of goat crap, read the book (which is great) but whatever you do, don't watch this filthy thing that calls itself a movie. The Polar Express is a product of the devil.
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