Title: NOT a hoax
Product review: The Necronomicon is not a hoax. It is all real and dangerous. I know. Lovecraft merely took "ideas" from what he heard about it. These "ideas" are very different from the true text. I have heard Their Call in my dreams. DO NOT take this as a hoax! Everyone says that Lovecraft created the Necronomicon and the Cthulhu Mythos and it is all made up. I have been to Leng in my dreams. I have seen R'lyeh and its mighty towers. The time will come when we open the Gate. It is a moment I have longed for. I hear Them stirring in the void. The time will come. Soon...
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