Title: I rented this "movie" for $2, which is $4 too much
Product review: But even though this movie is completely devoid of any redeeming value, you can still learn some important facts:A sickle is a surprisingly common weapon for zombies to use.Zombies find it amusing to hide, throw rocks at you, and laugh.If surrounded by a group of 8 or more zombies, wave a meat cleaver in their general direction and they will scatter.Zombies eat nothing but your guts, and only when you are wearing a shirt that covers the wound.Not only do they not decay, they are even aware enough to clean up between feedings.When the time comes for the final battle with the zombie leader, it should take the form of a co-ed boxing match. Seriously.
Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
