Title: I heard there was going to be a gangrene bang in here in 5 minutes
Product review: What started out as a part-time gag at House Ear Institute in Los Angeles became just another musical aberration helmed by Cyndi Lauper and "the guys." You didn't need to actually have any talent to be in one of these tuxedo-shirt outfits in the Eighties, you just had to have an eye-shadow-enhanced attitude and create a general new-wavey atmosphere ... which, thank you for asking, entailed maracas placed in an echo chamber and reverby notes slowly plucked out of a guitar, or pressed lazily onto a keyboard.Stir. Repeat.Let me put it this way: If you were drawn to this product because you like the song, "Only the Lonely," this album will ruin it for you. This album is Kryptonite to "Only the Lonely," believe me. My advice? Stay somewhere else for the night. (Get it?)
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