Title: Unimaginably Horrendous Phone
Product review: The only possible way to under-perform this phone is to tie a loose bit of string to two campbell soup cans whilst standing 20 feet away from your communication target. An anachronistic and useless piece of faux-technology, this phone has been a constant source of frustration for two years and I look forward to this Wednesday when my plan ends. It will be like a jury overturning a death sentence on an innocent man due to DNA evidence. As the shackles come off, I just want to ask Sony Ericsson "Why?"
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