Title: This is so not
Product review: Not horrifying, not gorey, not intelligent, not funny, not even sexy. And shot as an ill-lit, grainy film transfer to boot. There are no costumes or special effects to speak of. In one scene a cop is shot and blood splashes on the lens, but her blouse remains pristine white. I forced myself to watch it and I have NO idea what it's about. Seriously. This flick is not worth the rental price. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
