Title: They wouldn't let me give less stars
Product review: Hey. For half the price of this CD, I'll send you a CD of myself and my wife repeating our names, reading stuff, making noises. I'll even include a bonus disk of my flatulent toots. Maybe I'll throw my cat in the washing machine and create another YUCKO song.
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