Title: Ours Didn't Work Either
Product review: On our four slot toaster the two left slots are window dressing and don't cook a thing but only give the bread a little ride. The eggs come out great but, as others have said, the two slots that do work dry everything out. I tend to like things on the crunchy side but it's beyond crunchy and more like the texture of left over sandwich bread you'd find in your car months after your children left it uneaten there. Not that I've eaten in mind you - just the stiff, crumbly, rock like feel. I gave it 2 stars because I also purchased this for my sister and she loves hers. Based on the "love it" vs. "hate it" reviews I can only assume they have some serious quality control issues. I feel like Eeyore saying it, but if there's any kind of lemon electronic, we'll end up with it at our house. This one's going back and I'm too afraid to replace it with another. Too bad. Back to the 2 dollar microwave plastic egg poacher that works just fine.
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