Title: Absolutely Boring
Product review: A pitiful attempt. A shadow of what he really is. John needs to decide whether he wants to continue producing boring, spiritless albums like this one and Wildest Dreams, or continue in the manner of Faces and his other fine, previous albums. There's not a song on the album with any of the fire and passion that John possesses. He has one of the most awesome and beautiful voices in the music industry. He needs a new record label and manager. Desperately.
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