Title: Just Say NO!
Product review: This toy, and I use the term loosly, is a disappointment from start to finish. Not only is assembly conceived by a sadist on some really good drugs, but after 45 minutes of assembly which required four hands, it didn't work at all well. Sponges fall off, the elevator comes off its lift mechanism and gets stuck between floors, the sliding doors come off the hinges... In short, the assembly stage never stops. An easily frustrated child will become homicidal trying to play with this, an easygoing child will be bored within a short time. Either way, you're left with a giant heap of plastic you wish you'd never set eyes on.
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