Title: Second Worst Movie Ever Made
Product review: I noticed most films are rated 4-5 stars. Its interesting, I think people only want to spend time reviewing movies they liked. Not me- I like to take time to rip films apart that deserve it. Like this one. Sorry-its just dumb. Lena Olin rolls around on a filthy men's room floor and then really gets down and dirty with her boss? OK. Clare Danes gets hit by a priest in public for trying to kiss the Virgin Mary (or whatever) statue? Thats real funny! The biggest disappointment was seeing how big Gabriel Byrne's beer belly is getting. Work out Gabe- you're a good-looking guy. Lose the dorky baker's hat too. Turkey award for this one.
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