Title: Michael Bay sucks too
Product review: You'd be better off putting a bag of popcorn in the microwave, turning off the kitchen light and wondering what the noise is when the Redenbacher starts popping. You'd save yourself about 90 minutes, and even more time calling yourself an idiot for going to see this annoying piece of trash. Maybe you could hook a little string up to the microwave and open and close it all scary-like, get out your Fisher Price camera and start rolling ...As Helena Blavatsky used to say, "Shake a little powder on the floor, demon do a little chicken dance," or something like that.The joke's over. The joke's on you.
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