Title: My first Conan experience is my last.
Product review: I've never seen the Ah-nuld version of Conan so this was my first and last foray with the barbarian. Just a dreadful film, the continuity is just terrible and the dialogue inane. When Ron Perlman is in a production I know it's either first rate or a paycheck role for him. This one is clearly a paycheck with some residual deal I'd wager. I think Jason Momoa was cast for his ability to scowl. Rachel Nichols, lacking her natural blonde hair, is sorely misused. She's either a tough, kick-azz heroine or a screaming damsel in distress. She's way too smart for this role. Stephen Lang is unrecognizable and that is probably to his benefit. He can leave this off his resume and deny all involvement.
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