Title: My 'graven image' of Jesus says the craziest things..
Product review: My Talking Jesus Christ Action Figure told me to murder my family!Plus I think it sucks that this Jesus Christ is NOT depicted accurately to the description given in the well known science-fiction classic "The Bible"! He's supposed to be a Black Dwarf!!So this particular blasphemous "graven image" of Jesus Christ must be one of those cheap generic knock-off figures, like you'd find being sold in dollar-stores or the streets of Manhattan!And what kind of ACTION figure doesn't even come with accessories such as machine guns or even a samurai sword!?
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