Title: My Splean!
Product review: Ok, this movie was a movie, I'll give it that, and that's all. The pretty location was the most exciting part of the film. The plot(?!?) was annoyingly ambigous, the acting was screeching voice-overed, and the headmistresses jiffy-pop hair-do was huge and unreal. I think my cat crawled under the couch and died. I would have noticed if I hadn't fallen asleep.
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