Title: Hype.
Product review: This band played at the Humdinger House. About 30 people were there. The crowd nodded like zombies. The emo jam session was mediocre.Death Cab For Cutie. Death Cab For Cutie. Death Cab For Cutie. Death Cab For Cutie.The band stormed the stage with indifference. Ben Gibbard had concrete in his shoes. The emo jam session was dull.Death Cab For Cutie. Death Cab For Cutie. Death Cab For Cutie. Death Cab For Cutie.(Two minute keyboard solo)This record has interesting noises. They hide the dull, bloodless songs. The local scene is full of shoegazers. They'll suck this down like a cigar!Death Cab For Cutie. Death Cab For Cutie. Death Cab For Cutie. Death Cab For Cutie.Rock over London! Rock on Bellingham! What's Up! Bellingham's essential entertainment guide!
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