Title: THE worst thriller I've ever read
Product review: Horrendous. I threw it away, so I can't sample the actual dialogue for you, but it sounds like it was written by a 13-year-old boy with a predilection for science-fiction and the martial arts. I'll approximate: "His name is Jonathan", Maysuhiro said, with wisdom shining from behind his old but still powerful eyes. "He is skilled in the arts of war, but prefers to impress with quotations in latin and french. He is not to be trusted, and may reveal dark recesses of psychosis when threatened.", blah blah blah, I'm not kidding. I can't begin to approximate the abysmal (ha!) nature of this book. Slightly better on science stuff, but, ultimately, utterly unbelievable, very very annoying - the bottom of the barrel. This is the Star Wars Episode One of the literary world.
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