Title: Awful
Product review: There are three main characters in this movie:1) A little girl in a hospital bed who is constantly going into spasmodic seizures. Oh, the joy of watching this.2) Loomis, acting like a certified paranoid schizophrenic. Oh, the joy of watching this.3) Some teenage girl who obviously did so much coke before filming each scene that she's almost literally climbing up the walls. Oh, the joy...Other than that, some guy in a silly mask walks around doing an imitation of Data from Star Trek. Apparently this is supposed to be scary? I can't quite imagine how.Skip this one and get just about any other slasher ever made instead.
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