Title: I'd prefer a colonoscopy
Product review: There should be a money-back clause for movies that cause temporary insanity in the form of deep depression about American culture...Nicholas Cage needs to expand his repertoire of expressions to, let me see... TWO! My son and I had a bet on how long it would take him to get back to the broom closet...I lost. I couldn't believe it would take the whole movie! (I can't believe I saw the whole movie!) Conclusion: Don't know how to spell that sound...
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