Title: bli-mey! what a boring movie.
Product review: i agree with the other kid who wrote that review over there. this movie is boring. i normally love johnny depp, and his movie secret window is one of my favorites as is edward scissorhands. however, this movie stinks. it's boring, it's tedious, and what's the point? some sicko spends all his day with some other hot chick's kids, and he plays 'cowboys and indians' with them. COME ON! and all that tripe at the end is pointless. there was nothing exciting in this movie. all it does is show them eating dinner, and flying kites. I can understand why a 5 year old with no view of good movies would love this. but anyone over 6 will think it's babyish garbage. i'm begging you people, PLEASE! do not waste your maoney and believe all these five-star reviews. this is not entertainment. it's the kind of movie that should only be used as a coaster for Kate Winslet's tea. (and speaking of Winslet, she should have had a nude scene here)
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