Title: The worst song ever?
Product review: Ah, the Christmas Shoes song. Crimes against humanity... 1) Sounds like a 3 minute beer commercial? Check. 2) Is self-congratulatory in its message? Check. 3) Suggests that Jesus is impressed by material items, such as fancy shoes, even though he walked either barefoot or in sandals? Check. 4) Is unapologetically schmaltzy and over-the top, covered in 300 pounds of cheese? Check! 5) I'm sort of dreading Christmas now just thinking about this song being played on the radio for a month.
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