Title: A masterpiece of sh*t.
Product review: The film looks like a teenager grabbed a hand held and got permission to shoot in the Sams Club warehouse in his home town. I bet the horrible actors were paid with Red Lobster gift cards and all the Keystone Light they could drink on set.I just couldn't take more than 20 minutes of this train wreck. I just had to turn the thing off. This film isn't even worthy of a Mystery Science Theatere 3000 appearence. I'd honestly rather watch a Chuck Norris Total Gym infomercial. At least I'd get to look at Christy Brinkley's tight As$ in spandex.
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