Title: Jhonny Depp is Mort Rainy
Product review: Mort Rainy is recovering from a divorce and living in a cabin in the woods, living with an annoying maid and his dog Cheko. He writes novels. At least he did until Jhon Shooter came, killed Mort's dog and homies and burned his ex wife's house down. Mort has to deal with Shooter before the wacko can do any more damage. Great psykological thriller. Depp did an awesome acting job.
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