Title: Hey Morons, don't recite the whole damn movie!
Product review: I haven't seen this movie yet but I feel like I have because of the jabbering simpletons that think a viewer comment is the same as a professional review in a commercial publication. Pass the word, you people are NOT professional critics. You are semi literate fans. So, just say if you do or don't like the movie and what in particular you do or don't like. You Brain Damaged Zombies don't realize that if yours is the 69th comment then 68 oblivious twits before you have already detailed the minutia of the movie? Jesus Friggin Christmas, we are living on a Planet of Morons.
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