Title: The ultimate way to pick up poo (not with this scooper)
Product review: Here's my way. My intent in sharing is nothing less than to make the world a cleaner place, wherein dog poo never makes contact with the ground (until it enters a landfill). I'm not kidding. In short, never let the sh!t touch the ground - put your hand in the bag and use it like a mitt to catch the turds as they emerge from your pooch's bottom. Use a bag without holes (blown up and pressure-tested), and have the mitt at the ready. If your dog pops a squat as quickly as mine does, then you'll be too late if you have to fish the bag out of your pocket first. In my opinion, this technique is less gross than using a bag or scooper to fish poop out of the grass, which often leaves fecal matter behind. Moreover, it inarguably leaves less trace on the ground, zero actually, than the pick-it-up-after-it's-down method.
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