Title: Perhaps one of the worst films ever made.
Product review: I'm a cheezy horror movie fan. I loved the Evil Dead series, and I considered "Freddy v. Jason" one of the best ideas anyone has ever had for a movie. That said, I hated--nay, LOATHED--"House of 1000 Corpses".With movies like this, you must have one of three things: a great story, a story so bad it's good, and/or buckets of blood. "House" has none of it. The 'story' is wayward; it weaves around the movie like a drugged and drunken pirate. It's so bad that it cannot, by any rational means, be dubbed charming, obtuse, avante-garde, or for that matter, bearable. And, to be perfectly morbid, the deaths they bothered to show were blahze in the extreme.I honestly felt like mangling something when the film was FINALLY over--perhaps the title was meant to indicate how many people died of boredom, or killed from frustration, after watching this movie?
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