Title: Do I seriously have to give this one a star?
Product review: This is about as distant from music as anything could possibly get. If you want to capture the feel of this musicless noise without having to get the album, I suggest throwing spoons down the garbage disposal. Meanwhile, bang a few pots and pans together. If you like what you hear, then this album is definitely for you. Otherwise I suggest you spend your money elsewhere.
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