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Product review: Clerks was excellent. Mallrats was okay. Chasing Amy was a little better than okay. Dogma Blew. I didn't even so much as crack one bit of laughter while I was watching this godawful piece of tripe. I was extremely let down. Even Chris Rock was dull. Something I once thought was an impossiblity. I recommend this to any insomniac for a sure-fire cure to their affliction. Mere words can't capture the essence of how putrid this movie was. For the love of humanity, please don't be foolish like myself and actually BUY this movie.
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