Title: Quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen
Product review: I can't say a single good thing about this movie other than I appreciate the fact that it was not any longer. The acting was terrible, the screenplay was horrendous, and everything about this movie screamed not only "low budget" but "low ambitions". I enjoyed watching the popcorn I made to accompany this movie pop, more than the feature presentation.
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