Title: This Movie was goddamn AWFUL
Product review: From the 3-D animated fighting heavy metal scorpions at the beginning to the gunslinging music video at the end, this film was the stupidest piece of cinema to be shat out onto American screens in a long time. Like originality in your films? Good dialogue? Characterization? Basic coherence of plot and structure? Yeah? Then stay away from this [film]. And how can a movie so bad be so long? 3000 hours to Graceland is more like it, or 3000 hours to the poor plot device they made up to give this thing a title. It begans dumb and cliched, and then gets worse and worse, snowballing more thin characters and weak plot coincidences and poorly staged action scenes until all the stupid characters meet up and blow each other away. And then Ice T shows up.Pretty damn funny, though.J
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