Title: my famous review of this famous book
Product review: After fifty pages of "the famous vaulted ceilings of the Louvre" and "the famous parquet floors of the Louvre" (twice, if I'm not mistaken), and the famous this and the famous that, and of metaphors so grossly mixed that even a Cuisinart couldn't get them to hold together, I tossed this one onto the discard pile.This is what passes for a smart thriller these days?
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