Title: A BIG STEAMING PILE OF SLUDGE
Product review: I survived this film for 20 minutes before I tossed the disc into a scrapyard. It felt good, too. This film is a big steaming pile of sludge that no Edgar Rice Burroughs fan should have to suffer through. The dialogue is off, the pacing is horribly simple and ineffective and the characters need a ton of work. I'd have more to say but that would mean I'd have to suffer through this joke of a picture. MY GRADE: F.
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