Title: this is a very naughty film
Product review: this film has been very naughty and deserves to have its pants pulled down and its bottom smacked and then be sent to bed for a week with no supper. it presents us with two mismatched cops divided by age. rutger hauer loves his daughter dearly but simply never sees her because he loves her so much. his young sassy computer literate partner talks him into giving the old e-mail interweb thingy a go. i think he likes his new partner better than his daughter and wants to have his daughter replaced. and as for you andrew mccarthy, you said you'd never let me down. to be fair up until now you never have let me down, but now you have let me down. you must go to your bed and stay there for a week also. the end.
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