Title: Tired, Lame, Overhyped, and Totally Forgetable
Product review: Someone should tell Corrine that most people don't play records anymore. It's all about CDs and MP3s. Anyway, "Put Your Records On" is boring. It's a "safe" song that lacks any bass, groove, or melody. It actually sounds childish and is void of any emotion or excitement. Basically, it's FLAT and it's the type of song you hear being played at Eat N' Park early in the morning while the senior citzens sit around, sipping their coffee and reading the paper. "Put Your Records On" will be forgotten like last week's Ramen noodles when checks come out on the first of the month and you can afford to buy Spaghetti-O's.
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