Title: No Life on "Mars"
Product review: Avoid this turkey. I love dumb B-movies, but this one isn't even 'funny' bad. It's just bad. The Martians look like brussel sprouts with tusks, and Tracy Lords looks like a greasy corpse. The climax appears to have been filmed in a high school's furnace room. Save your money and 90 minutes of your life.
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