Title: If I Could Give it a Zero Star I Would!
Product review: Do not waste your time, energy, money, or free loan from a friend on this weak attempt at a story. It is not worth even the paper it is written on. Neither clever nor entertaining, it has you trying to flip to the last page, just so that you can put it down and never have to read it again.
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