Title: OMG Bad
Product review: This movie was a ridiculous waste of time. The cover art is encouraging - someone actually spent money to make would-be viewers believe the movie contained something meaningful. An effective ruse, given I fell for it and wasted 1.5 hours of my life in this meandering mess. Its a microbudget production, not even qualifying for low budget status. That in of itself is not a bad thing, and frankly, most of my favorite movies are low budget. But low budget does not have to mean bad acting, bad talent, poorly framed shots, etc. Worst, it does not necessarily imply a lack of a story. Movies are about visually telling a compelling story. Without a good story, the cinematographic exercise is a waste. And this one was a particular gem of a waste. The story was nonexistent, period. There's not much more I can say. Further, the acting and cinematography certainly did not even come close to distracting me from this glaring absence. What a waste.
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