Title: Are you an idiot who enjoys being insulted? Then buy this!
Product review: This is crap-ola. John Woo, who really should direct music videos and leave feature films alone, shoots a flick full of slow motion, fire, guns, more slow motion, insultingly improbable stunts (come on, the magic-tired-motorcycle that Tom Cruise can skate beside wearing boots and, when he tires of that, he can shoot backward, aiming with the side mirror?), clothing changes with a speed Clark Kent would envy, and hardcore heroes who fall in love after about 1 hour. Maybe if I scrape out what is left of my frontal lobe, which shrank markedly after viewing this tripe, my lizard-brain will allow me to enjoy all the rapidly moving lights and pictures on the screen.
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