Title: If I were Santa, I'd sue!!
Product review: IT STINKS!!! Santa Claus should sue the authors for attaching his name to this piece of garbage. One star is the least I could give - it deserves five NEGATIVE! MHC should drop her daughter. CHC is no writer and she's dragging her mother, a truly talented writer, down to her bottomless level.
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