Title: Crimp Back, Mutha!!!
Product review: What that reviewer from Toledo says is simply libelous. There's no f***ing way that lead singer Slicey Dice can be considered "nothing more than an actuarialistic prodroma sequestered in perpetuity and intended to be purely nullatory." As if, muthaf*cka! You need only listen to this severable masterpiece to immediately grasp its undisputed place in the canon of rap. Think it could have come about without my man Slicey at the helm? Dream on, Toledo. Maybe our anonymous critic would care to tell us who's fit to shine Slicey's shoes....
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