Title: Emporer's New Clothes
Product review: A slow abstract meditation on death that is not at all entertaining. You're probably not going to actually like this, or glean much from it. Don't feel guilty. Just because a movie like this is generally unwatchable and quite impenetrable doesn't make it high art. I submit that you that this is really just fetishistic weirdness dressed up as sophisticated musing.
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