Title: thank you HBO... I got to change channels for reprieve
Product review: I just recently saw snippets of "Gigli" on HBO. Basically, the money paid to Lopez and Affleck should have been donated to a worthwhile charitable institution instead and the cast (yes, that's including Al Pacino and Christopher Walken) should have their thumbs cut off by a plastic knife. Whoever planned this piece of trash thought Lopez and Affleck, both semi-interesting individuals, are an interesting couple. Lopez is incredibly unsexy and hopelessly unconvincing as a well-read, intellectual, lesbian ("you know what I mean?"); Affleck is just incredibly boring. The rest of my comments, may I say, is rendered useless by the present state of their togetherness. Turkey time, gobble, gobble.
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