Title: Derivative
Product review: To get writing credit for lifting a story is atrocious. Get the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre's 1 and 2... 1000% better than this. I had to stick through to the end just to be sure the characters were killed so there's no threat of a sequel. On the flip side, to note one or two good points... the actor playing Captain Spalding was quite good. And it was nice to see Diamond Dallas Page, the Hills Have Eyes guy, and the knife guy from Desperados. Oh, the the rooster purchasing scene... that was a great stand-alone 45 seconds. That's the best you're getting here.
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