Title: Dire
Product review: I used to work at Blockbuster video and rented this based purely upon the fact it was a horror film and it had a pretty funky cover. The movie is the least scary horror film I've ever seen, the filming is utterly apalling, the acting dire and the effects more pitiful than a student film. What about the plot? What bloody plot? It's a series of random stories that they tried to splatter with as much gore as possible. And not even convincing gore.The two computer generated effects used in the film look ... there's absolutely no suspense. I even had to fast forward through a fair wack of it. I've noticed people on here saying the effects were excellent... what film were you watching? Take that scene where the car shoots across the road, it looks like the introduction to Eurotrash. And there's a really awful looking puppet in there.This is seriously, the ONLY film I have ever recommended someone not to rent throughout my time working as a video store clerk.Avoid.
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