Title: DO NOT BE FOOLED
Product review: This movie is absolute crap. If you like Jeffrey Combs in Re-Animator and From Beyond and you're expecting that caliber of horror, prepare to be disappointed. This is one of the worst horror movies I've ever seen. It's just not scary, and most of it feels like a Days of Our Lives-esque soap with all the boring dialogue between Barbara Crampton and Jeff Combs. Combs has a drinking problem and killed their son in a drunk driving accident, this boring subplot dominates the tension for most of the film and I simply DID NOT CARE. When the freak actually does show himself, the film places all of the shock factor on the fact that he has no "private parts." Lame, avoid it.
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