Title: 5 STARS FOR TITLE (ALTHOUGH I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE)
Product review: The press release for ALBINO FARM says it's about four high school students who wander into an isolated Ozark Mountain town of in-bred misfits with a history of religious fanaticism who prey on stray travelers.I haven't actually seen this obviously low-budget direct-to-DVD film. I just love the title. But I'm still giving the movie one star on the basis that it got made and put in a box and distributed. That's something.People in the Palm Springs area may recall a persistent local legend that has haunted generations of high school students about an inbred family of vicious, Hobbit-like albino hermits who live hidden in a cove in the foothills between Palm Springs and Palm Desert (I know the exact area but can't reveal it for fear of retaliation), please write me if you ever went in search of this community of allegedly disturbed misfits.
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