Title: Worst. Movie. Ever!
Product review: I'm going to keep this short and sweet.This is one of the worst, if not THE worst, movie I have ever had the displeasure to view, and as a veteran of horror cinema, I've seen a lot.So annoying, so loathsome is every member of the cast, you sit there silently wishing the antagonist of the film, an animated wooden dummy (wow! feel the fear! puns intended), would show up NOW and slaughter every single one of them. No exceptions.But does this happen? Of course not! There you sit, suspended in a limbo of horrid film-making for what feels like hours, trapped in an alternate reality of Cheese.This is not a "fun" bad movie, or a "classic" bad movie, it's just BAD. I am rating this one star only because I'm forced to by the review-sheet. I'd actually rate it as minus 5 stars. I regret the precious minutes of my life I wasted watching it; it is truly THAT ATROCIOUS: view at your own risk.
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