Title: Even the Nude Scenes are Weak
Product review: Even Alyssa Milano flashing her silicone filled breasts, nice as they are and as cute as she is, cannot turn this into a movie worth watching. This movie is mindless in the writing, disjointed in the directing, and weakly superficial in the acting. What you get here is 130 minutes or so of boring nonsense interspaced with a few segments that total about 5 minutes of Alyssa Milano showing her breasts. Unless you are a male that is also a committed Alyssa Milano fan, you should just pass on this one.
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