Title: ONE STAR because ZERO STARS wasn't available
Product review: If negative stars were a possibility, I'd rate this 'film' at Negative One Hundred Thousand.What. A. Piece. Of. Unbelievable. CRAP.I had the highest of hopes for this movie. (Not high expectations--come on, Rob Zombie's not going to come up with a new 'The Haunting'.) But I was hoping for a thriller along the lines of 'Texas Chainsaw' (the original, not the god-awful remake).Instead, we are presented with this. It makes a student film with cinematography by Stevie Wonder, a script written by Forrest Gump and a femme fatale played by Geri Jewell look like 'Lawrence of Arabia.' Who was holding the cameras--a wall-eyed spastic? Karen Black is the ugliest woman in creation (hey, speaking of wall-eyes) and she could have done more here, but you only see her for a total of about two minutes.I can't even write. I'm flabbergasted, flummoxed and flapped to flinders by this flotsam. Rob Zombie is the ultimate retardo king of the Universe.
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