Title: Mr. Brown writes like he has ADD
Product review: A short, choppy "thriller," written for people with short attention spans, deserves no place on the bestseller list. Every short sentence, poorly-written visual description, screams "Make a movie out of my book! Make me richer and give me a way to push my obnoxious, poorly-researched ideas onto the gullible moviegoing public!"
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