Title: Most Expensive Drink Coaster Ever!
Product review: Not 30 seconds after I put this into my stereo did all the dogs in the neighborhood start howling. After a minute my ears started bleeding. Within two minues the cops were banging at my door and threatened to arrest me for acts of terrorism, disturbing the peace and assault with a deadly weapon. I thought I was safe when I handed it over to the cops but it was too late! The angry mob from Frankenstein's castle was already on their way down the street. I am now in the witness protection program. Save your cash and don't let this happen to you!
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