Title: Aaron Reigns Over All
Product review: Aaron Carter reigns over the whole teen-singer pack! Billy Gilman has too high a voice; he hits notes that make my Maltese turn in circles. Stevie Brock is too white; he sounds like a Vienna choir boy. And Jessica Simpson got bogged down in Schoenbergian serialism and, later, the Cagean notion of introducing chance elements and indeterminacy into her compositions.After the dust settles, there will be only Aaron Carter standing above the pack, rapping about dirt bikes.
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