Title: Conan, the horrid pile of dog excrement!!!!!!!
Product review: This movie is a flaming waste of your time. Please, if you have any love for yourself avoid this like an STD. Why? Well, only because it is one of the worst movies ever made. The acting is horrible. The film is almost soft core porn. I mean, I expected to see a long blade-like thing slaying people, but not old Conan's man sword if you know what I mean. The acting was bad, the story was predictable, and the way the film was shot was horrid. All in all, an awful waste of time. JUst avoid it and save your time for something more enjoyable, like cleaning the toilets.
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