Title: Final Fantasy IX is pitiful
Product review: The first Final Fantasy game I ever played was FF5. I loved it. Then I played 6, and I loved it more. The storylines of 7 and (especially) 8, were nearly as good as 6, and their graphics were far better (especially 8). When I heard that 9 was coming out, I almost went crazy. I was so excited at the prospect of a new Final Fantasy. And then... I saw an add for it. A ... little ... with a tail for a hero, a 3-year old looking princess who's the heroine (Garnet, not Eiko - i won't even mention HER), and giant knight with a lot of makeup and a tiny head. One word- childish. There is no story line, at least no storyline that's more advanced than our favorite nursery rhyme. Everything is stupid and childish, and even though the graphics are great, they're completely wasted on this crummy game. Squaresoft, you rule, but this game ... Go back to the 6, 7, and 8 style, not the kindergarden style. FF9 ... Don't buy it, unless you're looking for a good laugh, and you're money back.
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