Title: Dear God
Product review: Remember when you were a kid, scribbling angry and depressing thoughts into a journal in your room? Remember 15 minutes later when you stopped doing that because you knew you'd be embarrassed by it later? Hank skipped the last step and published the journal instead. This stream-of-barely-consciousness is the literary equivalent of a toddler throwing a temper tantrum in a grocery store; devoid of logic, impervious to reason and totally unpleasant. Avoid with purpose!
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