Title: 30-something sorority girls die
Product review: These are girls? Not for the last decade or so. And where are the boobs? If you're gonna have a slasher (or, in this case, a hammer) flick, well, you need boobs. It's the law. Yes, there are boobs. Two to be specific. On screen for a few seconds somewhere in the middle if I recall correctly. The plot? Guy with hammer does some, ahem, home improvement by eliminating several sorority sisters. We see his face early on, so there's no mystery there. And it's mostly scene after scene of terrified girl staggering backwards before the hammer falls. Whoever came up with this must have a hole in their head. (sorry)
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