Title: don't believe the hype!
Product review: This game sucks! In what way is it fun? You'd better like watching poorly animated cut scenes that go on forever if you buy this game. Your character walks around knock-kneed in high heels, when he is not dry humping the ground.(WTF) The object of the game is to hide from the bad guys, which is very difficult. You are constantly being spotted by enemies you don't even see. There is no indicator to let you know if someone is about to spot you.(like the one in Splinter Cell) The main "scary" bad guys are square-shaped robots with long sexy humanoid legs and no arms, but with the ever present Japanese tentacles that emerge from no where. If this sounds good to you, then by all means buy this game. I think it is an overated turd. The problem is the creator, Kojima is an egomaniac, who is more interested in his own image, than making a fun game. I really liked Metal Gear Solid for the ol' Playstation, or even Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater, but this game is crap.
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