Title: Lame
Product review: This movie was lame. The setup throughout was like bad sex. A lot of buildup and no release. I was stressed. I wanted something to happen. But when the release was her keys falling on the floor? A door moving an inch forward and then an inch back? Spooky. Except I turned it off. It was just boring. It was more like a bad reality show than anything. I can't really say anything else about it expect that it's boring.
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