Title: Vegetables in the moonlight
Product review: Lets start with Track 4, who augments a 3 chord? A diminished 2nd would have worked much better, or at least a 5th. I feel like i'm in preschool music theory class when i listen to the CD. They weren't even advanced enough to use a compound meter. This makes "Chopsticks" look like a masterpiece. They grow like a malignant vegetable in the darkness. Just as a child must eat its vegetables, one must forcefully listen to this CD. Consequently, a child is punished while they wait for the sun to go down with only vegetables remaining on their platter. Scars. I praythee, do not give your olfactory lobe smell the stench of those rotten vegetables.In conclusion, are you still reading this? Go listen to the music of the Goodbones. Dance. Sing. Live...in the moonlight?
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