Title: Postmortem review
Product review: This movie could have been awarded five stars because Charlie Sheen was in it. However, two stars were given in the interest of fairness.Charlie's performance was dragged down by a lacklustre supporting cast and a plot which was mildly interesting at best.I loved the scenery though and the fact that Charlie got to drive around Scotland in a hot car (was it a black Lamborghini?)My review, however, may not be worth the paper it was not written on because I would happily pay good money to watch Charlie Sheen recite the alphabet.
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