Title: This Sludge Is Taking Its Toll On Me...
Product review: Ignoring them whilst i could after the catchy-as-hell Harder To Breath almost 3 years ago, they've somehow menaced their way onto the charts and remained, selling their faceless wan, blanched white r&b to the sad little chubby girls everywhere. Faux funk; upbeat yet colorless; tuneless, scary frontman. Robert Plamer he's not [and, rest his soul, Robert Plamer wasn't much in later years], but thank the gods they're not Jamiroquai. Adam Levine - as unlikely and unsexy as ever a rock star there was - spent too many a teenage sleepless night, enveloped within his headphones, journeying the secret life of plants, in search of Stevie...apparently never finding him. My grade: C+
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