Title: New Line Cinema is a minion of Mordor
Product review: Only a spawn of Mordor could come up with a marketing scheme where they take two bites of the apple. Everyone wants the extended version and not the theatrical version. Shame on New Line Cinema for doing something even the dark lord Sauron balks at. Go back to the shadow!
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