Title: One of the best pieces of modern literature.
Product review: I just finished reading "Everyone Poops" and I must say I am impressed. From the first word to the last, I was thoroughly engrossed in the reading expirience. This book is a modern classic for the ages, and a must-read. It's among my favorite books, an instant classic, and one of the best pieces of modern literature available. Get it now!
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