Title: How to be a jerk while calling other people name
Product review: So you want to condemn other people and not seem like a jerk. Here's how.1. Research only instances of really bad people and claim their vices will have the same results for everyone.2. Ignore all research, including over a hundred years of proof that such vices are good for you.3. Remember that moderation is a myth.4. Blow things out of proportion. Make sure everyone is too guilty to consider how wrong you are with common sense.5. Write a book.Isn't lying about things easy? Doesn't everyone around you feel bad for superstitions made up 400 years ago that are proven to be the opposite? Good for you.
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