Title: WORST DEATH METAL BAND EVER!!!
Product review: I cannot believe I'm giving a death metal album one star! Actually it's pretty believable if it's Mortician! This band really sucks ass! The vocalist is the worst death metal vocalist ever of all time! Here's how he sounds like, "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!!" That really sucks! Mortician are the Eminem of death metal! You know why? Too many songs and worst of all, THOSE STUPID SKITS THAT POP OUT TO ANNOY YOU!!! Here's real death metal:VenomMorbid AngelCryptopsyOpethChildren of BodomSepultura(Max Cavelara)DeicideFear FactoryIn FlamesNileDeathCannibal CorpseMeshuggahArch EnemyAt the GatesSuffocationObituaryI love death metal! I never knew that a death metal band would be this bad! With horrible drums, inaudible bass, confusing riffs, and a vocalist that sounds like an ape on ecstasy, Mortician should be avoided at all costs!
Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
