Title: Rated "M" for Morons
Product review: Anyone who thought this irredeemable piece of garbage deserved more than one star is suffering from diminished brain function or is under the age of eight. I don't even know where to begin: the hopelessly contrived premise that only a studio head could come up with, the pointless and completely unfunny succession of animal attacks, the "quirky" friends who are about as interesting as the cast members of a reality show, the token black kid who is about as cute as the grown-up Gary Coleman. Memo to Sarah Jessica Parker: have Matthew Broderick read your scripts for you before signing the dotted line.
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