Title: Shockingly Bad!
Product review: I can't believe anyone would read this novel and actually give it five stars, or four, or three, or even two. These must be readers who have never read anything good before. This may have been one of the worst novels I've read in my life. The prose is okay, the story stinks and it is more boring to read than you could possibly imagine. I would highly recommend watching Nick at Night before reading this novel - you'll get more out of it and be semi-entertained for at least 5 mintues of your day.
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