Title: Wasted money
Product review: In 24 years, I've wasted a lot of money on a lot of different things, but the ... I spent on Voodoo Academy was the most completely wasted of all my mistakes. This is headed for resale immediately. I'll feel guilty dumping it on someone else but I'm gonna do it anyway. None of the characters in the film have any depth or purpose. Some die--who cares? None of the actors can read a line. The thin plot could have been forgiven if the pace were reasonable, but it drags on like an earthworm crossing a sidewalk. Editing was terrible. Some reviewers refer to "homoerotic scenes"--nonsense, there were no truly erotic scenes. If you still buy this, watch it with the sound off, it's much better that way. The hunks are more interesting if you can't hear them.
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