Title: I will give you this movie.
Product review: This movie is terrible. Do not buy it. Really, I'm not exaggerating. I will give you this movie free of charge. You'll have to send me a SASAE, but other than that, it's yours for the asking. After you watch it, we can go for drinks and talk about how truly terrible it is. Perhaps a pact to slit our wrists or trepan our skulls will follow, which is more fun than watching it to be sure.
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