Title: This blows!
Product review: This has to be one of the worst films I've ever had to witness. Slow and very boring. For its subject matter the film is very un-sexy and has many many flaws. The main one being the truely dire acting courtesy of Daryll 'Splash' Hannah and Jennifer 'Bride of Chucky' Tilly who's character is obnoxious and annoying. I could not possibly reccomend this film it ... big time and you will be very disappointed if you rent this one out, never mind buying it!
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