Title: From the Chicago Weekly News
Product review: I recently reviewed this for my university paper, and opted not to place it here because the only relevant thing I had to say about it is that I would rather drink a pint of elephant vomit mixed with courvoisier than give this record a second listen. I respect Madonna, but this is one terrible record. But as always, it takes her low points to come to another high point, so we can always look forward to her next record, I guess.
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