Title: That crackling noise is your money burning
Product review: This is dragon lady's daughter now excuse me, I am going to breath fire.Long story short, if you are intellegent, have a head on your shoulders, are not a martyr,enjoy a good computer game, and are not on heavy medication, DON'T BUY THIS FRIGGN' GAME!!!!!!!!!!! You spend an untold amount of time banging your head on the key board and yelling profanitys at the computer as you play this pile of filth. The gliches are constantly annoying, half the time the screen is too dark, the story line is so uncomplicated a preschooler would blush, and to actually get anywere through this quagmire you have to go online and get the cheats (speaking of which, the cheats I found online were obviously written by the company, because I wouldn't have been half as darn freaking cheery if I had written them.) Bottom line, whoever you are where ever you are love yourself dont buy this thing. (I refuse to call it a proper game)
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