Title: Easily the best debut album ever
Product review: Coming after endless years of flabby glam and mushy disco, this album reminded us of what rock and roll is supposed to be. From beginning to end, it is so relentlessly tough, edgy, and downright overpowering that it will rearrange your teeth in their sockets. As a public safety consideration, do not play this CD while driving in your car. Easily the best debut album by anybody, ever.
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