Title: HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT
Product review: Charmless and ineffective experiment by illustrator Dave McKean and vastly overrated Douglas Adams clone Neil Gaiman. Who is this film for? What is it about? One is never sure. It just goes on and on, toying listlessly with commonly misconcieved 'fairy-tale' elements in ways that have been done better elsewhere, running in circles until it runs out of tropes and abruptly ends. The characters are flat, the writing self conscious and empty and the visuals eye-tiringingly cheesy and monotonous.
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