Title: Future Shlock...
Product review: In the future, Bill Paxton (Near Dark, Aliens, Titanic) will have long, hipster hair, and everyone will fly around in ultra-light airplanes and balloons! Mark Hamill (Star Wars 4, 5, and 6) will be a rogue cop, on a mission to track down and destroy android Bob Peck (Jurassic Park). The earth will be a scorched world, inhabited by small bands of survivors and wind-worshipping cults. The SLIPSTREAM will blow and blow (much like this feature), killing any who dare enter it on foot. This is the general story of SLIPSTREAM, a dull, lifeless tale of post-apocolyptic hijinks. Ben Kingsley and F. Murray Abraham got their paychecks and ran far away from this dog-log! Robbie Coletrane (Hagrid from the Harry Potter series) sits in a hot tub with a plastic lobster and gets shot. Mind-freezingly slow and incoherent, SLIPSTREAM rolls along like the mastodon turd it is, before finally (blessedly) plopping into the tarpit. Beware! May cause flashbacks and / or coma! ...
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