Title: Caveman music.
Product review: Nickelback is subhuman. Quite literally, this is music by cavemen for cavemen. I was going to compare Nickelback's songs to "Bah Bah Black Sheep" but I think that would be a misrepresentation -- "Bah Bah Black Sleep" is far more musically sophisticated. Actually, if you give a caveman an electric guitar, he will probably write better songs than the Nickelback guy because he is not chained to the modern Zeitgeist of three-chord gorilla-rock, three-note vocal melodies, and pathetic drummers that barely navigate an eighth-note rock beat (and even then with zero variation). It's not even a matter of the music being pathetically basic (it's a contingent relationship rather than a necessary one) -- the music is just flat-out crappy. The lyrics approach new standards of verbal diarrhea, and yet with the way certain lines are emphasized you just KNOW they *think* they write really clever lyrics. There is probably a praxeological axiom that states Nickelback is the worst band in the world.
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