Title: Zero stars
Product review: I really hate to be "that guy" who writes a 5-sentence review of a band, movie, video game, what have you. Unfortunately, I cannot even muster up enough passion to diss Coheed and Cambria to the level they deserve. You see, it's pretty bad when you find music to be so retch inducing that you don't even care enough to properly convey in words just how bad it really is.That's how devoid of feeling Coheed and Cambria have left me. Their music is so bad that I can't even summon the requisite passion to properly insult them.
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