Title: stop all the crying
Product review: I can't stand listening to this guy crying in every song. Whatever it is that has made him so sad, he needs to get over it and sing like he has testicles. I can't wait for this band to come to my city so I can punch the singer in his face and break his jaw so that it has to be wired shut.
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