Title: That's my girl!
Product review: Hey folks, Dubya here. Ok, first off: I didn't read the book (can't read). I'm not writing this review either (can't write); I'm dictating this to someone else.Basically, I ream B.O. nightly. Hard. And each night, his reply is, "more, daddy, more, more, more." I especially like when he wears his Viking helmet and I grab the horns and he does his best Ned Beatty impression.So why only one star? Because that beyotch gave me the clap! (It turns out he's been messing around with Ann Coulter.) You see, ol Bill has a problem: he wants to jump into bed with every Republican he meets. And he's usually on the receiving end (even with Ann- don't ask).The only reason he's still my girl is because Rush is history. It got difficult being with a guy who's always passed out stoned in a pool of his own vomit. Yes, I'm starting to think Bill is pathetic, but of course that won't stop me from using him.
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