Title: Total crud
Product review: I bought the VHS copy for the hologram on the cover. That was better than any special effect in the film. the guy in the bear suit who falls onto a mattress covered by leaves is totally hilarious. Joe Estevez is terrible as a Mexican. The woman in it is such a bad actress, I assumed she was there to drop blouse. No such luck. Check out the transformation in the hospital - it's totally tedious. But the highlight is the ageing security guard turning into a were-wolf as he speeds along in his car. That's got to be a first. It is so totally diabolical, I can't say. Tony Zarandista should be allowed to make another movie, just as long as he promises not to get any better. "Geniuses", "wunderkinds" and so forth are ten a penny. Zarandista is that rare thing - devoid of talent.
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