Title: A Mountain of Crap
Product review: In which Nicole Kidman defends her home against cartoon villains and Renee "Look at me, I'm ACTING" Zelwegger's performance, while Jude Law wanders the wilderness and meets eccentric people (including an old woman who bears a suspicious resemblance to Clint Eastwood in drag).During the way, the movie pauses to explicitly note that one of the reasons Nicole is struggling so to keep the old homestead running is that she SET HER SLAVES FREE as soon as her Daddy the preacherman died (and of course the script never refers to them as "slaves", but as "negroes" or "coloreds"), because of course she is a GOOD Confederate, you can't have your major motion picture stars whipping the darkies behind the barn, now can you?
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