Title: Here's a more accurate product description
Product review: Are you ready for a non-stop, in your face, horrible plot? ZIPPERFACE delivers! Watch as ugly women barely put up a struggle against a fiend who wears 200 zippers to terrify and stun his retarded victims. Chocked full with horrific writing, uninspired acting, and music that will make you want to die, ZIPPERFACE is a one of a kind trainwreck. Watching ZIPPERFACE will kill more of your brain cells than smashing your head into a brick wall. Get ready for the most horrible movie of all time, get ready for ZIPPERFACE!
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