Title: gobble gobble
Product review: Unlike other reviewers who apparently haven't ever met a Jennifer Lopez film they haven't liked, I profess to more than a little discomfort sitting through this monstrosity. Let's just say it would probably be more entertaining and enjoyable to sit through a double feature of the Care Bears Movie and the Teddy Ruxpin Movie (1999) than this heap. Why? Acting, plot, chemistry.. shout out of anyone spots these, they do a great job hiding. The only nominal performances go to Walken and Pacino, aptly chagrined at the display of their talents like guys who mistakenly wear tuxedos to a monster truck rally. I've seen this film compared to 'Glitter' and 'Crossroads' and that's pretty accurate; it's an awkward derivative ego piece ironically showcasing all the wrong aspects of its purported stars. Joanie and Chachi had more chemistry, and probably will have had longer staying power. Here's hoping Hollywood's next reigning couple shows up sooner rather than later.
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