Title: Transpondamant Marsupial Dice Nodules (This Sucks)
Product review: If you like pretentious music that goes on for hours and serves no purpose, look no further - Mars Volta are the masters. Here on Scab Dates they take their horrid act on the road where they wow (bore) audiences with endless noodling and incomprehensible dictionary lyrics. I can say that this CD definitely captures their live act, in the same way that the Zapruder film catpures Kennedy's assassination: they both give you a front row seat to something awful that you wish never happened. I once attended one of these musical disasters and after the show, I saw so many people tearing up ticket stubs, I thought I was at an OTB outlet. As someone who was a big At The Drive-In fan, I am still baffled by the loyal following of rabid fans that Mars Volta has developed. Well, at least somebody likes it.
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