Title: Horrible Teen Movie
Product review: It was a while ago, but somebody came up with a painting that contained everything Americans like about art. The painting, as you would expect, is horrid (i.e. animals, little kids, sunsets, etc. all thrown into a jumble.) Well, this movie is just like that painting. It's got all the stuff folks are supposed to like about teen movies, but it's an incoherent, idiotic mess full of horribly, uninteresting and cliched characters. Go watch Risky Business, even it's for the tenth time.
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