Title: Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
Product review: Mortician are one of the WORST bands to enter death metal. People compliment for their Gory, Brutal, Bloody Music. HOW CAN MUSIC BE BLOODY AND GORY!? UNLESS YOU RECORD SOMEONE BEING KILLED, IT'S NOT BLOODY OR GORY!!!!! Their music is dumb, they know about 3 chords, the lyrics are far from Poetry "Meat Hook...Your Dead." Very Redundant and stupid. I've heard people say that they just want to be the fastest band ever and the most "gory". SO WHAT!? No one cares if your extremely fast, it's the musical quality that counts. Nasum can play fast and still be musical. And I love how people say the drumming and voice is brutal when the lead singer isn't even pronunciating words (he's just sucking in words) and there's a drum machine. This album along with Dope should be in the Comedy section of every online and cd store.
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