Title: Seriously?
Product review: I got this as a gift and am totally baffled at it's genius. How good of an idea does this sound?Lets take a standard, crappy, 15 cent ball-point pen and shape the body like an astronaut because, sure, an astronaut is a comfortable shape to hold in your hand. Now, lets put fins on the feet of the astronaut. Why fins? Your guess is as good as mine. Now here's the gem: you can install astronaut into a spring loaded "Launch Pad" for display on your desk. When you push the red "Ignition Control" button on the pad the pen launches 24 inches off of your table and lands - ball-point end down - stabbing the most important document on your table. If you attempt to catch the Astronaut before it seek-and-destroys your paper work you get shanked by the pen's business end. Why anyone thought this was a good idea is beyond me.
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