Title: Wow. That's a baaaaaaaaaad movie!
Product review: The River King may very well be the worst film I have ever seen. From the first minute on I was consistently bored out of my mind.If faced with the prospect of viewing this straight to video disaster, choose to do something more pleasurable with your time, like, having oral surgery or doing Algebra problems.
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