Title: E.T. meets Chucky!
Product review: Man gets kidnapped by aliens. Then he returns as one and gets a woman pregnant. Then the woman gives birth to the same full grown man, and dies while doing it (obviously!). Then the man rejoins his family, but he looks weird and they smell something fishy. Then he brainwashes his son and turns him into an alien too. Then the son turns into a lifesize G.I.Joe doll and kills people. Then he turns into a clown and kills more people. Then... oh well, you get the idea!Then Maryam D'Abo takes her clothes off and frolics around with some guy in her birthday suit. Then you don't feel like a total jerk for watching (or buying) this picture!Then again, you are!
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