Title: Leave This One Buried
Product review: Bad, awful, terrible, dreadful, ridiculous...give me a moment while I break out a thesaurus! Just about everything that can be done wrong here is, except for maybe the CGI killer ostriches, which simply do not make sense anyway as they appear in the middle of a bamboo forest. Oooookay. Prepare to suspend ALOT of disbelief as the stilted dialogue (spoken in perfectly stilted English) drags us through a plot device we’ve seen 10,000 times before. Worse, this movie rips off everything from Last of the Mohicans to Rambo to Braveheart to Stargate (yes, even Stargate) and not in a remotely clever way. But, hey, they're cave people, right? What do they know about film making? The only thing that kept me awake through this epic disaster was to see if it could get any worse. It did, right ‘til the very end. If these were my ancestors, like a Bible literalist I'd be arguing that modern human beings popped out of thin air, too!
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