Title: Worst movie since Blair Witch Project
Product review: Absolutely nothing of interest happens for the first two hours. Much like Blair Witch everyone keeps acting freaked out by everything. Feels like a homemade movie. The director of this movie is genius for creating something so incredibly lame but giving it that underground "cult" feel to it so people feel like they are cool if they like it. I'd prefer to watch paint dry than waste another two hours of my life I'll never get back.
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