Title: It's all been done before
Product review: There's nothing new here. A vampire craves to return to humanity so he can be with a new-found love, and view the sunrise.The vampires are pathetic. They stand around the vampire hunters for a few moments hissing, bearing their fangs, theatening you with their hands as if they're going to claw you, but they don't have claws. All with enough time so a hunter can take aim with his weapon and take one of them out.Even charging at one with a long pointed stick is enough. You don't even need to get the vampire in the heart.
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