Title: Ya Gotta Have 'Em
Product review: The bad news...you'll look totally silly wearing them. The really great news...they work! My eyes are incredibly sensitive to onions. The tears simply pour out within seconds of the first cut, and the burning is quite painful. With these goggles, I felt only a slight twinge, and shed not a single tear. Vanity begone. Hand me the onions!
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