Title: Hey posers!!!
Product review: Listen up kids!!! Do you want an album that does abysmal covers of classic rock songs like from say, THE WHO?!?! Do you want a so-called "metal" album that has none of the awesome talent of real bands like Iron Maiden or Mercyful Fate?! Do you want an album that's adored by MTV?! Do you want to listen to crappy guitar playing that has no match for real guitarists like Kerry King, Andy LaRouque, or Adrian Smith?! Do you want what may be the worst metal album of all time?! THEN BUY THIS SH**!!!
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