Title: What were they thinking?
Product review: That's the question you'll be asking yourself at the end of this joke of a movie(if you even make it to the end!). I really like Bruce Willis, but, to me, this movie seemed to be a way for our boy, Bruno, to have "sex" with a so-so attractive young thing without really cheating on his now ex-wife, Demi. Not only did the gratuitous sex and nudity not lend itself to an already bad and unbelievable plot, it just prolongs the viewers agony. Maybe, MAYBE if the sex scenes were even remotely sexy, my rating would have gone up a notch. I won't even waste my time critiquing Ms. March's performance or lack thereof. I'd like to meet the person who told her, "Jane, you really need to go to Hollywood 'cause you've got talent." I'd like to meet that person and slap him/her. In conclusion, I have this to ad: shame on you, Bruce and Leslie! You're better than this and you know it.
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