Title: Weak, real weak
Product review: I love a good scary movie that creates tension and thrill from creative means rather than simply relying on gruesome and over the top gore. Paranormal Activity made an honest attempt, but even alone in the dark the scariest part of the movie was when I ran out of beer. The plot unfolds in a predictable manner with an escalation of "paranormal activity" until the climax of the movie. There is even a convenient sound effect (a low base rumble or something) that tells you when to pay attention because something is about to happen. Bottom line I've scooped scarier things out of my cat's litter box...
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