Title: Holy freaking crap, it's amazing!
Product review: Immediately upon inserting the device into the cigarette adapter, 3 scantly-clad supermodels appeared around my car... making out. They immediately noticed the Ritz and HAD to be in my car... to make out. The Ritz added a wonderful lesbian ambiance to my car. And I drive a Ford Festiva. And now it's pushing 300 hp and 400 MPG. I refuel less often than electric cars. And they're electric. I have noticed one side-effect of the Ritzs. There's now stains all over the inside of my car that I have to clean regularly. Not sure where they come from.
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