Title: Thank god it didn't open at Thanksgiving..when Turkeys die
Product review: Loud, vicious, ugly, overly long, with no apparant plot, terrifying to the children for whom it is allegedly made, wretched phoned in performances including that "given" by the usually superb Johnny Depp who seems to think that swishing and mincing in a pale replay of the first movie is somehow acting. Of course, this is all part of a Disney merchandising campaign. I can hardly wait for the Davey Jones look alike masks to be hawked at Halloween. At least this wasn't released at Thanksgiving when turkeys like this deservedly get slaughtered. Shame, shame, SHAME. Oh, and by the way, the oft quoted pirate "aaarrrrr" is, in this case, pronounced "aaarggghhh..upppp..splatt" for those losing their lunch watching this. I couldn't wait to leave.
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