Title: CONTRIVED AND GENERIC
Product review: ~Britney Spears' third album "Britney" is supposed to bethe teen queen's "grown-up" effort-distancing herself from thekiddie-friendly Max Martin crafted Swede-pop and delving intobetter material and hotter topics.And although "Britney" iscrafted to be that,it's merely a misfire.Shaped out to be Spears' version of Janet Jackson's "Control","Britney" finds Spears' singing sexyPrince-inspired jams like the Neptunes produced "I'm A Slave 4 U"With it's a~~ haughty,Vanity 6-like vibe,the track turns out tobe "Britney"'s one gem.The Neptunes' other track "Boys" isfaux-Janet funk.Max Martin chips in five sound-a-like songsand Rodney Jerkins contributes a decent update of Joan Jett's1982 classic "I Love Rock N Roll".All in all,Britney Spears is headed to Debbie Gibson/TiffanyVille.A place where manufactured teen stars spend the last days of their fallen carrers.~
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