Title: Garbage Masquerading as Fiction
Product review: Come on, people! This is the masterpiece that's set the publishing world on its ear? The research is shoddy, the characters are totally flat, and the story limps along like a club footed cow. It would be impossible to put spoilers in this review, as the entire plot was as transparent as a Scooby Doo episode. The only amazing thing about this novel is the fact that so many people love it. Don't ask me why.
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