Title: The other reviews were far too kind . . .
Product review: These versions of anime themes are not even fit for elevators. The only use I can suggest for them is "hold" music for telephones at the DMV. The idea of actually paying money for these "songs" is horrifying. Please check out the originals, particularly Yoko Kanno.
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