Title: Judge a Book by its Cover
Product review: The covers of the Gossip Girl series always kept me away. The skinny, well-oiled headless girls told me there wasn't going to be much substance on those pages. It seems that my impression was right. This book is simply heiress fantasy fiction. If you idolize Paris Hilton, you'll like this book. A lot. It's completely vapid. Get ready for a barrage of label name dropping. I nearly lost it when after pages of inane dumb-dumb talk, the freakin' sun was branded as "Sunkist-orange."
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