Title: The Worst Movie EVER!!!
Product review: Being a horror fan since childhood,(yes, childhood)I thought I'd give this movie a shot. What it needs is a shot in the head. This has got to be the worst movie ever written!! The movie is disjointed, there is absolutely no plot, and it continually wastes your time with these "Oh, I'm so clever... look-what-I-learned-in-film-class negative exposure shots." To top it off, the credits end with "The End?" which couldn't BE more fitting considering that "Manos: The Hands of Fate" ended the same way (by the way, how unoriginal). What it comes down to is that I would rather watch Mariah Carey's "Glitter" 1,000 times than to ever have to sit through one minute of "House of 1,000 Corpses" again. Enough said.
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