Title: Forget stars. This one needs a skull and crossbones
Product review: Some movies are fun to watch BECAUSE they are bad, like "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" or "Hell Comes to Frogtown." This ain't one of 'em, folks. If I'd been chained to the couch and forced to watch it I'd gnaw my own foot off to get away from the tv. Love may be blind, but that is not sufficient reason for otherwise talented actors like Ben Affleck and JLo to make this waste of film. Ugh. Avoid at all costs. Watching this one will definitely turn the viewer into a vegetable.
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