Title: Junk. The thing was giving me high blood pressure ...
Product review: ... from the aggravation. Plus it squeezes my arm so hard it's like some kind of sick torture test. I think it's trying to see how much pain you can endure. I was fighting back, flexing my arm trying to pop it. My wife tried it and all it does is error out and make her arm go numb. I think I'm going to lower my blood pressure by going "office space" on it.
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