Title: Ron Jeremy is in it, and clothed - enough said
Product review: Ron Jeremy is an embarrassment to movies everywhere. I can't even imagine the horror of all the women who have had to deal with his rotund naked awfulness. Now we have to deal with his more rotund, aged and just awful appearance clothed. He can't act, he's not interesting and he's downright a movie ruiner. But, unfortunately for this movie, he didn't ruin this one; it was ruined far before he was cast in a role. This is just another ultra low budget poorly conceived and even poorly executed zombie concept. People randomly show up at a house, then find they're hunted by zombies, then attempt to deal with that situation. No plot whatsoever to establish any realism or believability. Do yourself a favor - save your eyes from the irreversible danger Ron Jeremy can do to them, and save your brain from the uninspiringly lame story.
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