Title: Barf bag, please.
Product review: The author seems to have invented literary autofellatio. He supposedly lives a wild and crazy lifestyle. Women, drugs, danger, etc, and uses this book as a medium to brag about his trumped-up tales. Visit his website for more vomitous braggartry. If the author were any more self-centered, he would just learn real autofellatio and give up on women. Or maybe he already had that rib removed.
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