Title: If you want uneven, wibbidy slices, this one's for you.
Product review: Crummy product. Or maybe just a defective one. Ours arrived (and has stayed) with a bent, loose wire. Packaging says "just tighten screws to put tension in the wire" or something like. HA! The screws cannot be turned. Waste. Of. Money.
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