Title: Flourescent Guano Club
Product review: This walking stick/sword has an arcing curve, nothing like the photo. It is almost as thick as the end of a baseball bat, and it spray-painted a loud frog green. It looks like the most embarassing walking stick that I have ever seen. I would not even walk outside with it, as it is something strictly for kids (except that it has a sword). The blade is cheap iron, no edge on it at all, and it makes a loud clanging sound if you try to use it as a walking stick. You can be the guy who brings the cows home, clanging along with their cow-bells. Nothing like the photo, and nothing like Zatoichi.
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