Title: Kill It Before It Breeds!
Product review: I wish I was as clever as Roger Ebert. Love him or hate him, you must admit he can write a great review. I bet he could come up with at least a 30 or 40-word sentence to tell you what I am telling you here in four words: I HATE THIS MOVIE! There, I said it. Yes, I have warned you, but the cruel side of me wants you to see it, just so we can talk about how horrible it is. The characters are sooooooo annoying, your blood will boil as you watch, and you will struggle to:A) Finish the movie.B) Finish the movie without wanting to throttle each and every character on the screen!C) Hire a private investigator to hunt down Woody Allen and, um, well, make HIM watch it!D) Decide to side with Mia Farrow after all!
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