Title: My Christmas Wish
Product review: I wish that just once I could go through the entire Christmas Season without hearing this effeminate little toad gargling his way through one classic Christmas song after another. Maybe it is because I love Christmas music so much that makes me hate Johnny Mathis so much. What ever happened to "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"? Johnny Mathis could only have made it in Vegas and I wish they'd keep him their little secret. Johnny Mathis is such a narcissist that on his album, his name printed larger than the title. When I saw that nobody had given him a one star review I knew it was my duty to point out that only women and neutered men would willingly listen to Johnny Mathis singing Christmas Music.
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