Title: I do hope I won't be arrested ...
Product review: ... but I seem to have bought a book written by a four-year-old in a revealing leotard. Oh dear.Still, this book is actually packed with good things - like ink, paper, numbers on the edges and words seemingly chosen at random.But Ann, Ann, Ann, I shouldn't go on. It's late, we've had a notable supper, and you've entertained the gentlemen too generously with your lovely hair and amusing songs on the subject of liberalism's wicked and creeping historical advance.So get back in the kitchen and wash pots.
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