Title: Updike has nothing to say and he is saying it
Product review: This is bad pornography populated by stick-figures. Not that there's anything wrong with stick-figures, mind you. The problem is: these characters aren't supposed to be stick-figures. They're supposed to be 3D characters. Updike threw in the computer stuff for 2 reasons. He wanted to somehow dignify the pornography. And he wanted to impress you with his computer-knowledge. I'm impressed by Updike's indefatigable shallowness and that's about it.
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