Title: Ya-ya, yadda yadda yadda
Product review: What a crashing bore. Rule no. 1 in fiction: make your reader care about your characters. Who cares about a bunch of self-absorbed Southern alcoholic pampered useless women like these, who think they are just the cutest little things! Skinny-dipping, disrupting the school play - using the word "poot" - oh my, aren't they just so adorably naughty! Please. I've seen soap operas with more easily identifiable characters.
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