Title: Tsk, tsk
Product review: Man, will this people ever learn to listen to a band's music prior to buying an album? Hey, Jake, what did you expect? Vocal harmonies? Acoustic orchestrated solos with some chick doing some AHHHs? Get the hell out of here. You don't belong to this cathegory of music listeners. So why bother listening to Death Metal (or any good metal) for hell's sake? Or writing a review about a band which plays something you know you won't like in the first place. I can only guess you have no friends. Real ones.About the EP: I haven't bought it yet. Planning to do it soon though. But I have heard the first two songs'll tell you that you should buy this EP just for them. They are awesome and both alone are better than any Slipknot full release. You won't be disappointed. I know I won't.
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