Title: Oh my stars!
Product review: A bit of a novelty: written, edited, photography, AND directed by..............Mark Atkins.I love how they strategically placed this claim on the DVD cover: the classic story that inspired James Cameron's AVATAR. As if that had anything to do with this movie!Nothing could elevate this movie into the realm of art; it's simply trash for the sake of trash. It stars Traci Lords for pity sake! And what's his name, Antonio Sabato, Jr. Neither of which are first rate actors. Not that they had much to work with, the dialog is pitiful, only made worse when delivered in a serious manner.As I only paid 5 bucks for it at Target, I can't complain too much. (The clerk warned me at the checkout, "you do know this isn't the Disney one?") Hey, I was curious; 5 bucks didn't seem too dear to satisfy my morbid sense of curiosity.Poor Edgar Rice Burroughs, if he were alive today this would have killed him. (I do believe this is a case of assault in the first degree.)
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