Title: I feel sorry for this foulmouthed punk...
Product review: ...as he tries to maintain his "sweet little boy" persona. I hope he doesn't hurt himself. It would be so crushing to all his fans if they learned the truth about this jerk. Not coincidentally, that's why I wrote this review. I never really liked him in the first place, but hearing what a complete tool this guy is, I hate him even more. I hope to God that I nor anyone else ever has the *ahem* "pleasure" of meeting this conceited little brat. What an a-wipe.
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