Title: Wow. Horrible horrible movie...
Product review: Just watched Pan's Labyrinth. I really don't understand how anyone could enjoy this movie. It was violent. The fantasy aspect was destroyed by all the ridiculous amounts of blood and gore. It seemed really... well... gratuitous. Seeing the gore didn't advance the plot. It was just a spectacle of yuckiness.Don't understand why all my geeky fantasy-loving friends were so adamant about it being freakin' awesome. The director is so whingingly emo that I would be eager to help him cut himself while crying bitter tears of blood, poetically smudging his khol-black mascara, lipstick and nail polish. Yeah.
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