Title: This is a Monster Bone-Crunching Gorilla with no Spine.
Product review: Though this movie had charm, had swashbuckling, had Orlando Bloom, and special effects, it had no sensible structure.If you're looking for a good two hours and change of monsters, swords, Indians, ocean, and laughs this is your movie.If you need some structure, this is a ramble from one swashbuckling event to another with no coherency or climax. Worse this movie builds toward something then just falls off the last fifteen minutes to ensure the viewer will buy a ticket for the next showing.
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