Title: This Book is a Disgrace to Literature!!
Product review: It's simply astonishing that this "book" was in the "children's books" section, when it should be in the trash. This book is garbage, and that is a compliment. This goes for the rest of his work, too. I met this "author" in April, and his arrogance was overwhelming, considering his work is akin to stepping in a pile of dung. It's not even worth wiping dung off your a** with. If it was possible, I would have given it a rating that it deserves: -13. All in all, David Almond is a great writer. Yeah, and the bubonic plague was just a rash!
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