Title: Stupid, tedious and self-absorbed
Product review: Somebody please open the window on this author's soul, or at least on the dank room where he wrote these cramped, dimwitted epistles! This guy would benefit greatly from interaction with other human beings, or, if he can't handle the anxiety of face-to-face to interaction with another living person, perhaps he can switch the channel to the much funnier "Jimmy Kimmel" show.
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