Title: This is an exercise in flowery and fictional imagery
Product review: The audio version should not be played while operating a motor vehicle or heavy machinery. It needs to have a cautionary lable attached. It will cause drowsiness as the author drones on. It carries with it the ability to cause physical injury to the listener and may also damage your desire to know more about President Regan.
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