Title: Is zero stars an option?
Product review: Wow, so bad, such a waste of time, you'd have to see it to believe it. This movie doesn't work, on any level. Badly written, badly cast, highly derivative and boringly predictable, its pace plods and action / CGI fails to impress. The sabretooth tiger is only in 2 short scenes, btw, and what appears to be an "epic" movie (even if only for special effects) is in fact like a poor man's Conan. The lead actor/actress are both laughably bad... Blue-eyed teenybopper beauty with makeup and (lol) model skinny-flabby arms who's supposed to be part of a hardscrabble Himalayan-mountain-type tribe? Just one example of the silliness you won't be able to suspend your disbelief over. I won't even start on the historical / geographical nonsense. Did i mention it was boring? Took me 3 separate sessions to finally watch all the way through to the end. I paid $2.50 for the DVD and feel like it was money badly spent.
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