Title: Violates The Entire Geneva Convention
Product review: Torture, plain & simple. Inhuman, unholy, horrific torture. This is one of the worst books I have ever had the misfortune to lay across my eyes. As I writer I have personally made my publisher vow on the souls of his children to place a pistol between my eyes and shoot me at point blank range should I ever ever create something as monstrous as this "novel". The writing is over-the-top melodrama, the plot unbelievably ridiculous. I wanted to tear my eyes out of their sockets to relieve them of the cruelty I subjected them to by forcing them to look upon and process this pile of dingo dung. For the love of all that is holy, stay away from this book. You'll thank me for not reading it, I promise you. Oh! The humanity!
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