Title: For the love of Cake, read this
Product review: Awful. Absolutely awful. I love the band, I really do. I go to Cake concerts, own the albums, and generally know the words. Meanwhile, there is no excuse for a band to sing about a chick hanging a basket. Or to just say the words "Wheels" and "No Phone" repeatedly like the swinging of a dead horse against the pavement which has bad synthesizer work evaporating off it. It's real bad. Please, don't support this. Love old Cake. They didn't do any good, and in our heart of hearts, we know it feels like a sell out to disasterous degree.
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