Title: Horrendous. 7 out of 100
Product review: Everything about Severed was, well, severed. The acting was horrible, the story cheesey, and the plot...well... it dove right in with no back story at all.I am not going to spend a lot of time on this review because there is nothing good to say about this film. The dialog was phoney, and the zombies looked like they couldn't punch their way through a wet paper napkin.Avoid this stinker at all costs.Total Score (out of 100) = 74 (out of 50). Enjoyment. A rating based on my overall enjoyment of the film.1 (out of 10). Acting. How good was the acting?1 (out of 10). Immersion. Did the movie suck me into the story?1 (out of 10). Intangibles. Special effects. Movie pace. Is the movie forgettable, or something you will talk about and remember for weeks? Years?0 (out of 10). Must see. Is this movie worth seeing/renting?0 (out of 10). Must buy. Is this movie a must buy/purchase?
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