Title: What are ya', new?
Product review: Are we listening to the same album? First, understand this: if I could only keep 10 records, 4 of them would be Beefheart. Second: Unconditionally Guaranteed stinks! On the heels of four of the the most dazzling records ever made, (Trout Mask, Decals, Clear Spot, and Spotlight Kid,)this turkey was released. It was a monumental disapointment to me in '74. It only looks good compared to the abysmal Blue Jeans and Moonbeams, which followed. The Captain is a flat-out genius, but everybody makes mistakes. This record was just pop schlock. Buy the good stuff.
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