Title: Worst Film Ever?
Product review: It's hard to beat PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE, but this super turkey comes close. Pure garbage. Even Julie Strain's enormous assets (none of them related to talent) cannot keep the adult viewer's attention for more than a microsecond (teenage boys may be exempt from this). The budget is non-existant. The same sets are used again and again and again, and look more like poorly made high school drama backgrounds than anything approaching real. Yes, Julie is repeatedly nekkid, but she has no acting ability whatsoever, and it is painful to watch her and all the actors struggle through something more resembling trash can refuse than a screenplay. Hopelessly, impossibly bad. And yes, not a single "battle queen" to be seen anywhere! Watch at your own peril!
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