Title: Terrible, easily worst movie of 2011
Product review: I had pretty low expectations going into this. I'm a huge fan of the old Conan comics and the original Conan movie with Schwarzenegger and understand the inherent campiness. He's a barbarian. He drinks, he kills, he beds women. He's the James Bond of the Bronze age. But this movie had the most ridiculuous plot and horrible Syfy channel acting, it took campiness to a new low. The movie starts with a shot of him in the womb, and his mother getting stabbed in the belly during a battle. His father then cuts him out of her belly during the battle and has time to raise him in the air.The rest of the movie is just as ridiculous. There's some people made of sand, the rules of their abilities unexplained, there's a giant squid, there's a pure blood... it's just all crazy. Just about everyone in the movie, while not exactly A listers, are better than this. Jason Momoa did a much better job being Conan while playing Khal Drogo in "Game of Thrones".
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