Title: SPOILER ALERT: THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT NOTHING!
Product review: A sack-headed, axe wielding killer terrorizes morons (who are prone to trip and fall accidents) at a remote woodland retreat. There is a ham radio, but it's hard to get to - or some people kill some people for no reason because the director has no original ideas. The Strangers is a collage of horror references and cliches which openly admits in the end that it has no plot. Boring forgettable characters, nothing happens you haven't seen before in better movies - a real turdfest destined for the turdbin of history.It's just that bad.
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