Title: And I thought it would be good...
Product review: These cookies are the fowlest tasting wastes of my life. I've had good cookies before and these were BAD COOKIES times INFINITY. When I put one in my mouth, I was so bored of them at fist, but then the flavor PLUMMETED. I was so bored I tried to eat another but when I was eating it I became very grossed out, so that the whole time I was eating them, my face looked like I was dead. (I saw it in our mirror in the kitchen and even took a picture). Somebody get back to the drawing board and tell Bob these are SO BAD. Take one cookie to Bob and make him taste it to know how these bean paste curd turds taste like pure evil. Somebody please come to my house and wash out my mouth so I never taste this again. Somebody please go to Bob and make sure he doesn't have a taste bud disease. I will never buy it again, unless its for my worst enemy. And if anyone sees Bob, tell him that.
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