Title: Longwinded Drivel
Product review: Unlike the author of this book, I will make this review mercifully short. The book was great up to page 50, then descended into such a muddled pool of unnecessary detail, useless characters, and boring backstory that I forgot what the book was supposed to be about. Unless you're into minutia and enjoy run-on sentences and endless renditions of "Yes, sir", do yourself a favor and move on.
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