Title: Niagara Falls. Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch
Product review: Cold Mountain left me shivering. I had spent two hours and five minutes in front of the T. V., the last 30 min. or so praying that the house would catch ablazes and give me cause to stop watching this hypnotically tedious trap of a motion picture. I don't remember much of the last 40 minutes or so, but I do know that at about the 1 hour 55 min. mark I started wondering how long this picture was.If you get this film for the Civil War components, don't bother. This should have burned with Atlanta.If you watch this for the romantic aspects, well Chances Are would win raving awards before this slow train.If you're simply bored, jump off a roof with a blanket. It could be much more fun and less embarassing to admit to than watching Cold Mountain.If you're a Nicole Kidman fan, well, I'm speechless.Nine out of ten doctors recommend this film for treatment of insomniacs.
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