Title: Don't be deceived--NOT RABBIT
Product review: You used to be able to trust people. Not anymore. It wasn't until this the day that I had canned unicorn for lunch, and fresh whole rabbit for dinner that I became suspicious. I don't have an elite palate, but even my rudimentary senses could detect the similarities in the fare. With my suspicions aroused and the remnants of my "fresh rabbit" in hand I entered the DNA lab in my garage. 30 minutes later, I emerged crushed by the truth. DNA doesn't lie. That's not a rabbit. That's a baby unicorn.
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