Title: Completely Awful
Product review: This movie lurches along from one senseless plot twist to another like a drunk having a blackout. I watched it for free on NetFlix and still felt cheated. The luckiest actor in the movie is the guy who comes on in the fake mustache and vampire outfit who gets his face covered with a shower curtain and then stabbed in the tongue; he's in and out of the movie fast, like I should have been. I will give this mess credit for one thing; it may have the most implausible fight choreography ever in the scene where Cuba Gooding "defeats" a hyper-steroidal jock by dint of his mad ninja "duck every time the jock swings" move. Don't waste your time. The soundtrack could have been improved greatly by giving more time to Bill "Howl-N-Madd" Perry, who has a small speaking role along with playing on the stage at the bar.
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