Title: DREADFUL
Product review: I love the other films by the director of SANTA CLAUS so I thought I should buy it. Well, it is the only film I've ever regretted purchasing as I could not even watch it through without fast forwarding cuz it is so awful. It is wholly without irony in its subject and its so relentlessly optomistic that it becomes oppressive. Who wants to watch looooonnnnnnng sequences of elves making crafty looking toys that no child would want to play with while the most insipid music ever scored drives you to suicide in the background. This is like a remake of a George Pal puppetoon stretched to over two hours and coated with enough sugar to make the entire world diabetic in just one sitting. I haaaaatttttteddddd this film and I hope that I never have to see any portion or still of it again. BLEEECHHH!!!!
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