Title: Worst. Novel. Ever.
Product review: If you're the type of person who breaks into tears at a Dashboard Confessional concert you might dig this novel -- which is basically two-hundred tortuous pages of whining by some annoying, unfunny, overemotional, pretentious kid who thinks he's a lot smarter than he is. Everyone else steer clear of this cliche-ridden garbage.
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