Title: If Fred Durst were a moose...
Product review: He would have only one antler. It would have green moss hanging off of it. The other would have been broken off by another moose while it was pushing him down a big hill. A very big hill. He would have gotten dirt in his big moose nostril and grass stuck under his big moose eye-lid.If not a moose, then maybe a fish. One of those very skinny fish that look big when you see them from the side, but then when you see them from head-on, they are really skinny.That's more like Fred Durst. That's more like LB. Looks big, sounds big, but really, it's paper thin. It's like a moose with one antler. Looks big, but it sounds bad with all that grass stuck in it's big moose nose. It's like an adolescent male with adiposogenital syndrome.It's like a fish.
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