Title: THIS MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE
Product review: I don't care if you can get it for free, never see this movie. This easily makes it into the top five WORST movies I've ever seen, and it deserves NO STARS!! It was soooo bad, I even watched it again the next day, because I didn't think it was possible for the film to be as bad as I remembered it. IT WAS WORSE!!!! Please don't let my experience go to waste!! Learn from my mistake, and don't subject yourself or your loved ones to this cinematic garbage. If you want monsters, try FROM DUSK TILL DAWN. If you want a thriller, try THE GAME. If you want Val Kilmer, try THE SAINT. If you want to waste several hours of your life, torture politcal prisoners, or need an excuse to go to therapy, rent THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU.
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