Title: Tool is the greatest band ever!
Product review: OMG, Tool is so intelligent with their 20 minute songs and subtle lyrics and crazy time signatures I could cry! And since I like Tool that must make me really smart too! OMG, I'm going to run around all day wearing Tool shirts and give off smart vibes. People who like songs that last less than an hour can stay away!!!
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