Title: Dear god, This movie is so f'ckin bad!
Product review: I a bad a$$ way! Damn near perfect! Very refreshng to see an unknown director make such a brilliant movie that makes those hollywood schmucks look like idiots. It has everything. Guns, Lesbians (Brittany Murphy makes out with Reese in a prison bed, its pretty hot!) and most importantly... Actors. Real live honest actors, yes they exist, that play their roles so closesly it kinda makes want to stay outta Texas. Buy it now. Trust its alot better than Titanic and how many times did you see that. Exactly! Sham on you. NOW go buy. You no buy, you leave store now. Oh yeah theres a sequal based on Hansel and Gretle get that too. I promse it wont suck.
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