Title: Worst. Song. Ever.
Product review: A song about a poor kid who wants to buy new shoes for his momma so she can look good when she dies on Christmas Eve. And wouldn't ya know it, he doesn't have enough money. Combine that mind-numbing glurge with vocals that sound like they were pulled out of a beer commercial, and you get "Christmas Shoes". All it lacks is a puppy dog, Charlie Brown's Christmas tree, and a children's choir. Oh, wait - it has a children's choir. There's enough saccharine in this song to embarrass Dan Fogelberg. You have been warned. Ignore me at your peril.
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