Title: The Biggest Letdown On Earth
Product review: The title's intriguing, the cover's exciting, the reviews give you high hopes. I opened this book, excitement pouring all over me.........and guess what I got for 50 pages (that's all I read): Boring diolague, no action, super-long pages, to much swearing and sexual innuedo, no action and, worst of all, the characters were idiots. For one part, none of the women were strong, and the men were plain dull as well. No excitement. It's almost as if GRRM read 'Assassin Apprentice', loved it, and said 'I'm gonna write a book that's as boring as this one, but even more so, with even worse things: I'm gonna make everyone buy it cause there's a cool cover, and then they'll be so excited, when they find out they hate it, they won't bring it back.'Overall, this is the worst book on Earth, and, unless you thought Tolkien was exciting the entire way (I do like LotR, but at some times it's boring), you SHOULD'NT Read this book. Don't waste your money. Please!
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