Title: Carpe... a different book off the shelf
Product review: Two nights and one day of glib wise-cracking by a host of cartoonish characters bent on trying to convince the reader that surfers actually say things like "it's sharky," and "macking thunders, bro," punctuated by brief periods of action... well, wait a minute, the action seems to be all the talking... and paragraph-long sentences that go on and on... time travel me past the third installment, please!
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