Title: Let's slap the name "Final Fantasy" on it and hope it sells!
Product review: Oh, no. Oh, dear God, no. Where can I begin with how bad this movie is?For one thing, I hope you love pantie shots, because there are a *ton*.Then there's some guy who looks like the lovechild of Jay Leno, Adlebert Steiner, and Ivo Robotnik (if such a thing were possible) who falls in love with the leader of a band of lesbian air pirates... No, I'm not kidding about that.They can't even decide if the main character's name is Prettz or Pritz (it's spelled both ways in the prologue to each "episode").Last but not least, they take a creature that's part plucked chicken and part Jell-o mold and try to pass it off as a Chocobo.Do not watch this movie. Do not let your worst enemy see this movie. Do not let your dog watch this movie. Do not even let your favorite pencil watch this movie... or even your least favorite pencil. Just run, curse you! Run for the hills! Save yourself!
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