Title: Vapid
Product review: Cardboard characters, plastic thoughts. This dreadful thing is a 490-page lump of tedious, predictable pap. Makes John Grisham look good as a prose stylist. A nice book for yuppies who think wars are fought and won by lawyers and social workers. Bound to be a movie; perhaps that will be better. I strongly recommend that you wait for the movie to be made and then don't go to it.
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