Title: Total Total Crap!
Product review: Special effects so awful even movies made by the SyFy channel look like award winners. The Black Hole by Disney had better effects. Battlefield Earth was a better movie. Plan Nine From Outer Space had a better script and effects. Hell, my 9th grade German Club made a better movie in 1968! Terrible acting. Terrible camera work. And that's after only 15 minutes of watching this shlock. I have made 3 burrito `boom booms' better than this piece of crap.
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