Title: Six hours I'll never get back.
Product review: Terrifically bad. As in nothing of worth. Reminiscent of Top-40 music, where any originality and substance is eschewed in favor of exploiting recognizeable cliches ad nauseum.The characters are caricatures. Not a single one has embarked on "The Hero's Journey". I had zero empathy for any of them. The protagonists and antagonists are indistinquishable, like the clowns on WWF, not the characters in Catch-22. The violence is without purpose. The conflicts are predictable. The mythos derivative. The language is crude, the writing ponderous.I can think of no greater insult to Tolkien's LOTR than to be compared with this tripe.
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