Title: Bull Snot in Slow Motion
Product review: While watching this movie I got the impression that bulls move very, very slowly... but then I realized it was just slow motion photography. Lots of s l o w m o t i o n p h o t o g r a p hy . So much slow motion I almost fell alseep. After the movie I found myself moving around the house very slowly, so hypnotized I was by this director's excess usage of slo-mo. However, the sight of all those glistening strings of bull snot arching in slow motion across the screen ultimately kept me awake. My advice is skip this dumb movie and go see a real rodeo in real time. It'll keep you awake.
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