Title: Abandon hope all ye who enter Gerardi's Venice.
Product review: Sorry, lovey, but even a novelist writing "paint-by-numbers" fiction knows how sky complements dawn, which is a roundabout way of saying this novel is about as engaging as warm beer. One star, as that's as low as one can rate a book here. Farewell.
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