Title: The Biggest Mystery ...
Product review: .... Is how this book got on the best-seller list. The writing is wooden, the characters one-dimensional, the dialogue unspeakable. If you like expository writing, The Da Vinci Code is for you -- the characters talk like textbooks. A major theme is that the Grail is not a literal cup but an embodiment of feminine power, but Brown misses an anagram for "grail" -- "a girl"!
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