Title: Painfully amateurish...
Product review: This flyblown wreck of a movie has actually garnered appreciative write-ups on several genre websites, precisely why remains a mystery to this reviewer. It's a real horse race as to which is more jaw-droppingly awful, the "acting" or the "special effects", the former consisting of badly coiffed sleazoids either swallowing their lines or reciting them in grating monotones, the latter limited to a few unconvincing dollops of garish red paint. One scene involving death by paint asphyxiation is particularly laughable, the paint is so unconvicingly subbed for by whole milk it renders the entire escapade moot. This is a real backyard yawner...Where are you Niko Mastorakis, and would you consider sending me a personal check to cover the cost of this DVD?
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