Title: When messing 'round in boats, make sure you're wearing floats
Product review: This kid ain't really smilin'He's just now realizedThat if that hunky guy lets goHe's gonna be capsizedThis Jet Ski toy's unstableOn it you can't dependWe tried one out this afternoonAnd couldn't recommendIt's near impossible to rideAs they would have you thinkOnce your kid gets in the seatHe'll end up in the drinkSo if your child's no swimmerMake sure he's wearing floatsOr other safety gear that's forMessing about in boatsAnd on a bright and sunny dayBeware of toys in poolsSome may not be as they appearRemember - safety rulesAmanda Richards, September 22, 2008
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