Title: Bear with me a second, Scooter
Product review: Scooter, we will miss you behind the big granite walls, but hopefully now that you have given up your government job for a future career as a - well, let's not go into that just now. Just keep in mind that the important thing now is that you can focus on your best skill: developing ground-breaking, tawdry fiction.Admittedly, there is not much new under the sun. We've seen and heard so much in this informational age. The first atomic bomb -yes, that was plowing new ground, as indeed man's first steps on the moon. But in "The Apprentice," Scooter has moved on toward new horizons and, thanks to his vivid mind, given us something truly new - lascivious bears with a yin for young girls, thus rendering them frigid. Now, admit it, you will not find that plot line in any other volume you have crossed. My hat's off to you Scooter. You have taken the written word to a new low point. Gutenberg would be proud.Bears and little girls. Yes, you will find prison fun. Do write!
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