Title: Ponderous, Pretentious, and Annoying
Product review: This may be the most overwritten, confused novel I have (attempted to) read in a long time. The authors seem annoyingly captivated by their own Ivy League pedigrees and fill the book with semi-accurate retellings of Princeton traditions. The authors spare no opportunity to turn a simple thought that could be expressed in a few words into a flowery, paragraph-long exposition. There is no mystery and no connection with any of the contrived characters.Contrary to claims on the back cover, if Fitzgerald, Eco, and Brown got together, they would give this garbage an "F".
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