Title: Stepford Girls in soft focus yawner
Product review: I was really looking forward to this, based on other reviews. Once again, I learn that bad reviews are usually the correct ones. How easily duped people are....they believe what they read, if not what they've seen, and the cancer spreads.A thin gruel of Victorian repression trying to achieve psychological Gothic horror....absolutely vacuous performances by the gals; a red-headed kid who looks yanked out of a Disney fishin' hole tale; prop dept. headmistress, governesses, and police; more empty metaphors than a Harry Chapin song; a 70s softcore porn soundtrack of light classics mixed with pseudo-classical processional ditties; laughable devices of "suspense" and "terror"; an overall air of "if you aren't getting this,we're just too subtle and nuanced for ya"Started this one at about 9:30 PM, which is usually a safe hour for me....nonetheless, I dozed off at least twice, and when the thing was over, I barely trudged upstairs to bed, where I promptly conked out.
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