Title: Boring
Product review: Kids like trains. Kids like Dinosaurs. What could go wrong? Well, for one, the writing is pretty bad. Every third line sacrifices meaning for rhyme (nice, hu?). At the end all the dinosaurs hug for no other reason than it rhymes with chug and trains move like "slugs" (guess why!). Tunnels have funnels now? Really? And every time the syllables don't line up, the author picks a work and slaps "dino" infront of it (dinotime, dinoshouts, etc). The illustration is okay and my son likes it well enough. It probably all doesn't matter, but even if it's totally irrational, you want your kid exposed to quality art, right? Besides, you're not going to want to read this thing out loud. It's just awkward.
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