Title: Slow, depressing, un-redeeming, and unfulfilling
Product review: This movie just drags on and on, getting more depressing as it goes. Neither of the main characters have enough socially redeeming qualities to get you to buy in and cheer them on. Instead you are strapped in to a relentless horror show of bad decisions, that you just can't care about. I can't get my 2 hours back, but I can save you the fate that befell me.
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