Title: Behind the music that sucks
Product review: Billy Pumpkinhead has finally gone and done what any self-congratulatory '90s has-been does; released a solo album of more whiny, self-indulgent noise. It was bad enough when ol' baldy wouldn't go away and join a Buddist temple or something, but the pompous pumpkin insists on annoying anyone within earshot with his shrill so-called "singing". See Billy shave his head so he can be "trendy". See Billy pose stupidly for cover picture. Hear Bald Billy Pumpkin destroy a perfectly good Bee Gees song "To Love Somebody". See reviewer reach for barf bag.
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