Title: Even Ninja Lovers Won't Like This Made-For-TV Scrap Heap
Product review: Master Ninja is nothing but two episodes of the TV series "The Master" repackaged and poorly edited into one movie. If that weren't shameful enough, the actual episodes selected for the movie are downright laughable. When we see Lee Van Cleef riding on top of a crook's car, he reaches through the broken windshield and actually pulls the steering wheel off while the criminal is still driving. One of the silliest things I've ever seen, by far. No guest star in the world could save this flop of a tape, and don't expect to see too much of Demi Moore by the way.
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