Title: TOO LONG
Product review: It was good up to a point...but then it just went on and on and on and got to be pretentious and all-suffering, in the same way that "The English Patient Was." DIE ALREADY, Elaine called out from the audience in that "Seinfeld" episode. And by the way, for a southern Civil War epic...where were all the black people? One more note to filmmakers: you do not need to keep Nicole Kidman in full makeup and perfectly styled hair when she is supposedly starving.
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