Title: deserves no stars
Product review: Reading some of these other reviews, I cannot for the life of me figure out why so many people like this movie. It is wretched. It was recommended to me by the clerk at my local video store, who promised me it had "the best transformation effects ever!" She was so wrong, I wish there was a way I could successfully sue her to get my two bucks back. I think she meant to say "worst" f/x ever. And the rest of the movie follows suit. Half the "plot" of the movie only exists to present one nudity-laden scene after another. This is insulting. And I'm male! I like seeing beautiful women naked! But I also like movies to have at least SOME substance to them. I could go on listing reasons why this movie reeks to high heaven, but if you're reading this, chances are you're considering watching it no matter what I say. So go ahead. But you have been warned. Why do so many people like this bomb? And where are their doctors? I just don't get it...
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