Title: Where's my coke spoon?
Product review: For those of you who thought (hoped?) disco was long dead and rotting in the ground, here comes another relic, Cher, with more booms and thumps the "Saturday Night Fever" soundtrack (and the singer herself has as much plastic). "Believe" is an instant dance-floor epic, complete with smoke-machine intro and vocoder effects. It will be no. 1 on Billboard's Hot 100 by the time you read this. The rest is more of the same, including a forgettable re-working of one of Cher's earlier hits, "We All Sleep Alone". With her surgically improved body, that seems unlikely. If this is her way of mourning Sonny, let's hope that Gregg Allman doesn't kick the bucket anytime soon. Buy a copy of "The Beat Goes On" instead. More fun, more meaningful, and Sonny only sings part of it.
Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
