Title: Brother, could you spare a lime?
Product review: Three Kings is a shining example of why children shouldn't play with matches. This movie is a filmed book report. Tagline: "A world with pedestrian themes just got windier!" Three Kings is a movie modeled on the tradition of using a simple adventure story to guide the viewer on an odyssey of discovery and symbolism. Unfortunately, film school wasn't quite the primer needed for these fellas to make a good war picture. Bob Hope's cigarette case has seen more fire than these kids! Since when did snowboarding qualify a person as war-weary? Did the lift break? Everybody wants everything too fast--especially movie directors. Note to Hollywood: youth is NOT as good as it gets.
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