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Title: A Terrible, Horrible, Dreadful, Wretched Hack Job of a Book
Review: My 11-year-old son and I read this book together, and it was so bad that we laughed out loud at times. The main characters are undifferentiated and dull (and there are too many of them); the plot is nonexistent; the conversations among the kids that are supposed to be witty are so leaden they make one wince; and nothing ever happens for any logical reason, or because anyone does anything heroic or brave (or even intelligible). Literally, one of the worst books we've ever read. LOL low point: The five (!) main kid characters all get dispersed separately to different locales in a new world they've never been to. Whereupon they all ... go to sleep. As my son said, "They get sent to a new world, and they all go to SLEEP?" He and I spent a lot of time pondering what the author might have had on the publisher that would have occasioned this slop being made into a book. Our theories were a lot more creative than anything between these covers.
