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Title: Giant Shark? Look quick.
Review: I wasn't expecting much from this movie and that's what I got. Oh, there are 5 very attractive Japanese models in bikinis frolicking on a beach in Okinawa with dialog and a plot that makes Jackass look like Proust. If you wait long enough there are about 7 total seconds of low-level CGI giant shark scenes (yes, that is plural - scenes). Apparently the backwoods island boys are sacrificing attractive tourists to their shark-god while leaving videotapes lying around showing previous victims displaying an awesome amount of bimbo-age. As a trained zoologist, I can confirm that all the women are certainly mammals, boy are they. Sad, just sad.
