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Title: The True Meaning of Prusten
Review: Dear Reader, please permit me this brief comment. It is not often a character from a novel has the opportunity to address the general readership. The reason you should read this book is not because of its insights into the nature of animal behavior, the survival instinct, religion, storytelling and faith, but because it beautifully demonstrates our creaturely kinship. Shortly after the shipwreck, Pi notices I am snorting in a friendly way towards him, making "prusten" sounds. How could I harm the boy who saved my life? Further, I had no choice when we made landfall than to flee because the rules of our engagement immediately changed once the trial was over. Tigers have impeccable manners, and on that occasion discretion and a quick departure were in order. My gratitude to Pi (and Yann) is enormous. I am hoping, in my next incarnation, to be a Hindu zookeeper located far inland. But that will be another story . . . .
