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Title: Me crush
Review: Look, I could go on and on about the almost endless benefits of extreme forearm strength, but let me instead just throw a couple of facts at you: The first is that if you are a man who can crush an extruded brick in his fist, supermodels in bikinis will immediately seek you out and begin throwing themselves at you regardless of your income level or hygiene. The second is that if you can crack open a brazil nut just by squeezing it you will be made the CEO of your company on the spot no matter how far over your sick day limit you've gone. Those are facts. Can this product get you there? Not by itself; only you can do that, but can it help? You'd better believe it. Don't spend another minute with a less-than-optimal grip. Now if you'll excuse me, the duties of my corporate empire and supermodel wife call and with a grip like mine, who could blame them?
