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Title: Even for a summer read, this "book" is a travesty
Review: Reading this book is a waste of money, time, ocular function, and paper. Everything from the character development to the plot is pure nonsense. Just when you think it can't get any worse, our hero is cutting his way through the stomach and heart wall of the beast with an old shark's tooth. Further words cannot describe how bad this book is. The bar that signifies the worst book ever written has definitely been risen. We should encourage Congress to pass legislation that would prohibit Steve Alten from writing anything ever again.
