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Title: Just a stupid, stinky, dirty goose that got lucky...
Review: I don't know who this author is trying to fool. Geese are naturally dirty, stinky animals. Have you ever smelled a down pillow? This is just a stupid little story about a nasty, dirty little goose who refuses to bathe, and tricks other geese into not bathing and into getting even stinkier and dirtier than they might have ordinarily been and manages to hide from an even stupider fox (who, if it had any sense, would not be cavorting about with such nasty animals anyway). I guess cleanliness is not next to Godliness for geese. That's probably why we can shoot them, cook them, eat them, and use their feathers to keep us warm too (if you choose to put their filthy feathers next to you that is). Avoid this tale at all costs.
