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Title: Don't waste an hour and a half of your life.
Review: This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. You'll spend the entire movie asking what the heck the characters are doing, both because their actions make no sense and also since you will have figured out the plot sequence ages in advance. That extends to the conclusion, as well. Needless and obvious detours are taken in what I guess is an attempt to make this longer than the 30 minutes the story may deserve. The camera bounces from one angle to the next, serving to both confuse and distract from the already sucktacular scenes. Trust me, you'll walk away disgusted in the fact that you can't get the time you spent watching this movie back.
