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Title: Boring has got a new meaning: this book
Review: Lord!I've never read a book this boring. Normally I finish a book within two days, this on took me over a week.The story isn't fast paced at all, the personages are flatter than a pancake with ridiculous film noir names that alliterate, the heroine was completely and utterly annoying. Suspence? Nope. Humor? Must have missed it. The killer? Saw it coming from a mile ago.I think the writer wanted to have a 40's feel to it, since the heroine in the story (called Lacey) has a thing for that decade, and, truth to be told, has virtues belonging to that decade; she has a job she hates and keeps moaning about it, but just passively keeps doing it; attracted to a hot ex-cop (please please please! I've had it with woman sleuth stories all having a hot (ex)cop in it, try something original, a hot cook or something) but won't do anything to get together. Hello! It's 2010 calling! Get your bum over here and act correspondingly.Won't read any other of this author's books.
