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Title: Falls Flat
Review: A promising first page, then the disrespect takes over. I use "disrespect" because it's clear the author doesn't think much of his readers. We spend our hard-earned money on this book, and this is what he gives us? Snarky phrases, sentences with all style and no substance, and some sort of post-modern plot that's so boring it actually made me long for a pulp novel.I won't give this book anything other than 1 star, because even though it's a debut, and even though writing a book is hard, and even though, even though...The author is a professional writer. As a reader I expect more. Stop trying to show off and give us something we can sink our teeth into.
