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Title: Bruce Li in New Guinea
Review: This is the WORST movie I have ever seen, This beats out "Plan 9 from Outer Space", and "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" for worst movie ever. Here is the plot: Bruce Li, a cheap rip-off of the real Bruce Lee, and his friend go to "snake worship island", where they find some strange natives. They fight,terrible fight scenes, then they meet up with the "snake wizard", who has the Princess of the island hostage, they fight, bruce eventually wins, and everything is O.K. But if you watch this movie, you will know just how bad it is, i.e. the fact that you see powerlines and old tin cans on the "uncharted island, that only primative natives live on", or the "gorilla"(a man in a very cheap chinese monkey suit), or the dubbing(the worst that i have ever seen), or the pointless scenes of nudity that have nothing to do with the movie. If you want to see a terrible movie, watch this one, I "collect" terrible movies, and this is the crown jewel of my collection.
