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Title: Pure Poop
Review: This is crap. You can't just sit down and poop out your little, and I mean "little", novel and think that people should want to read it. I'm so sick of MFA programs that produce people that think they can write because they have a degree. They'll work to have their poo poo published anywhere, and there are crappy little presses like Green Bean Press that will publish their work. Then they run around saying, "I have a novel" when all they really have is a bad case of gas. This isn't good writing. It's poop. Pure poop.
