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Title: PLEASE GOD, NOOOO!
Review: Always hopeful when finding new critter films, I made the mistake of buying into this pile of crap. We all know the SYFY channel is continuing to crank out godawful, unoriginal trash with abandon but even this falls below their "standards". The creature "effects" may even have been lifted from an old SYFY flick - or a coloring book - not sure ...I gave it a star only because I couldn't submit a review otherwise. My hand shook with the torment of having to do so.Suffice to say, if I were on a desert island with a magical DVD player that worked without benefit of electricity or batteries and only this film to watch, I'd throw myself off the nearest cliff.
