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Title: Emperor's New Music
Review: I think that old fable, "The Emperor's New Clothes" aptly fits Bjork's new album, Vespertine. A more astonishing collection of self indulgent navel gazing avant-garde (I use the term in a negative sense, by the way) pretentiousness I have not heard since Alanis Morrisette or Natalie Imbruglia.But yet, like the fable mentioned above, hordes of gullible consumers will rush to the music stores hoping to be enlightened after listening to this collection of screeches, wailing and synthesised noise because an article in a faux cool and trendy magazine has told them they will be.As I described to a friend of mine (who bought the CD, I didn't - I just had to listen to it every day in the car to work) it's like listening to a tourette's sufferer screaming over a talentless marching band playing electronic instruments.
