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Title: Missed Opportunity
Review: I'm shocked by the never-ending positive reviews for this movie.As a fellow fan of the Cthulhu mythos, I can't understand how Lovecraft fans enjoy this story.The concept is GREAT: The last remaining relative of H.P. Lovecraft must stop Cthulhu and the City of R'lyeh from rising.But the movie doesn't deliver on the promise of the premise. Instead we get 5 minute dialogue scenes where nothing happens, including a "Road Trip" style series of sequences that have nothing to do with the Cthulhu mythos.The Star-Spawn of Cthulhu is a weak villain who utters cliche lines like "You FOOLS!" and wears a silly graphic tee-shirt.There's a lame attempt at a Cthulhu version of Robert Shaw's Quint character, who had a run in with the Old Ones at sea.Again, the ideas here are great. It sounds like it will be entertaining, but the execution is BORING and UNINSPIRED.It feels more like a spoof of Cthulhu rather than a loving homage.This could've been awesome. Instead, it's just a missed opportunity.
