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Title: Insert sound of vomiting here
Review: Could "Sting" be any more of a self-absorbed jerk? Has there been a single awards show, sporting event, or other overwrought extravaganza in recent years where he hasn't shown up to put in yet another insufferable performance? Those questions are rhetorical, by the way...
