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Title: I want a refund
Review: I can't believe I wasted money on this tripe. I was recovering from surgery and desperate for reading material, so I picked this book from the best seller list. What a disaster...horrible writing, non-existent plotting, inane dialogue, unreal characters. I laughed all the way through it though the author didn't intend it to be funny. The characters seemed to magically get out of situations with no explanation...for example, Max, the bird girl, is shot, and two scenes later she turns up fine, completely healed from her wounds after somehow (again not explained) crawling into an air duct in front of the bad guys' eyes. What!?!?! I kept checking the level of my pain pills, thinking I'd somehow overdosed. I only kept on reading because I was fascinated by its badness...like a train wreck I couldn't keep my eyes off it.I've never read this author and never will again. If I had to chose between re-reading it and more abdominal surgery, I'd have to think about it.
