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Title: Jennifer Grey In The Land Of Zombies...
Review: RITUAL isn't the worst voodoo movie ever made, but it's certainly got its problems. First off, it's a bit too long. At an hour and forty five (plus) minutes, the story meanders and ultimately collapses under its own girth. With a decent opening -including a bubbling, melting man (!!)- this could have been a twisted masterwork. Alas, once Jennifer Grey arrives in Jamaica, things bog down in a Nancy Drew-type mystery, minus any real intrigue or thrills. Not even Ms. Grey's tight T-shirts can save this one from mediocrity. And don't get me started on the ridiculous CRYPT-KEEPER segments! Yecch!...
