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Title: Amazon is my hero!
Review: I ordered this Bluray set and when delivered the first time, one of my sub-human savage animal neighbors stole the package. I called Amazon and, without even asking, Amazon sent me a replacement. The first time when my neighbors (who....did I mention I hope die in a fiery car crash?) it was delivered by US postal service, i.e. lazy government union workers, who probably didn't bother knocking on my door. They just threw the package near my door and hoped I got it. The replacement was delivered by UPS. They knocked on my door and personally handed me the package, i.e., professionals. Amazon had to eat the cost for a replacement and I apologize for my thieving dirt bag, waste of human skin neighbors. I hope they enjoy eternal hell.
