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Title: It's not just the big shark that smells like decaying fish
Review: The plot does, too. And the cast. It was an entertaining premise, but mark my words, children: with rare exceptions, never pick up any dodgy novels without a rave-review or two on the jacket! OK I know they can be totally off-the-wall, but still, when a first novel like this doesn't have ANY quotes at ALL on the back, u know there's something wrong.And there is. This pathetic hybrid between Michael Crichton and Peter Benchley will never come close to their greatness. It probably would be entertaining to some pre- or early-teen readers, but anyone else who enjoyed this in the slightest (enjoyed READING it, not throwing it onto a bonfire and cackling manically) should give their head a good shake and see if they can hear anything rattle."The terror that time forgot"!--perhaps with a brick, some string, and a good deep canal, we can keep it that way.
