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Title: I can hardly believe my eyes
Review: I cannot believe what I am reading. Who in their right mind would call this an "Enjoyable and Exciting", "major leap forward", "highly watchable and entertaining romp", "but still worth watching". There is no amount of words I can use to properly convey the lack of enjoyable entertainment. So let me just point out that the pirates wear sweat pants and the leading lady Doc Martin boots complete with tread pattern. I believe the positive reviews are from family and friends with the aid of a large helping of pharmaceuticals. This is no B movie. I like B movies. This is a couple of cell phone cameras and a handy Goodwill near by for costumes.
