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Title: Uwe Boll meets Dark Castle
Review: That about sums up Death Tunnel, which is one of the lamer horror movies in recent years (and that's saying something!) Sure, the concept is neat and there's some good cinematography, but the direction, script, and music-video editing all suck it down until it becomes a total bore. The five bimbos are abysmal and won't sustain your interest - not even in their half-naked states. In short, Death Tunnel won't scare anyone over the age of twelve.
