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Title: Meg smells like a dead fish.
Review: I'm not sure what's scarier; me actually taking the time to finished reading this awful book or that an author can actually use the works "WHAAAP!" "BOOOOM!" and "WHAAACK!" in a book. Meg is one of the most primitive books I've read in years -- to compare it to Michael Crichton's books, as it does on the back page, is an insult to Crichton. This book reads like a screenplay, more dialogue exposition than action. Maybe the book wouldn't have been so bad if the dialogue was actually good -- but, the dialogue is laughably bad and overly dramatic. The author uses exclamation points instead of trying to build tension. This but stinks like a dead fish. Skip it. The author is lucky that amazon.com doesn't have a zero star rating.
