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Title: the most unoriginal album i've heard.
Review: the musical rising force of this album was amazing, except one thing. where are ridiculously long bass intros. thats the malmsteen i love. and the drumming, i could have programmed better drumming on my mc505. yngwie stop. just stop. maybe you should start doing spoken word performances about your struggles of being a world famous "composer." don't forget to mention your airline incident. you need to start writing lyrics about your life, i mean "pick up your sword, pick your shield, and get yourself unto the battlefield." is conan the barbarian on your beta max machine on repeat. i'll meet you on the battlefield anytime, you and that "bruce dickinson school of opera" dropout singer doogie white. come on yngwie it's over. try something new or nothing at all. despite all this i'll be at you show to hear the one and only "blackstar." good luck.
