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Title: Like a 50s short fiction by a teenager
Review: Very short, and free (including delivery) if you search for it. Even so, not worth reading. A giant planet is heading our way and will wipe us out. Our governments know, and figure their weapons will stop it, but they are wrong. That's OK, because we deserve to be wiped out. The Martians and Venusians know about it, and the author has been to both planets via astral travel. The Venusians only work 2 hour days and do not fornicate. The Martians do not fornicate either, they come into being via will. They do not sweat, machines do all the work. Follow the 4 page guide on astral traveling, do not fornicate, and you will be fine. Otherwise, the Red Planet will get you. Written by an elderly Colombian shortly before his death.
