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Title: JUST DOESN'T FLY
Review: If you're going to make a sequel to a film like Hitchcock's THE BIRDS, you'd better try to at least match the original. Ooops...director "Alan Smithee" (name given when a director pulls his name out) has no idea on how to build suspense, or sustain a mood of impending doom. The birds seem about as threatening as Pee Wee Herman in a senior citizens club. The pace is slow; the children are obnoxious. In fact, the only likeable person is played by Jan Rubes and he's not in it very much. Brad Johnson looks like someone just woke him up from a long winter's nap; Chelsea Field looks terrified of the camera; and James Naughton gives a phone in performance. Poor Tippi Hedren..she's relegated to playing a clerk in a souvenir shop and she probably wondered why in the world she would participate in this poorly conceived mess.Not recommended, even for fans of the original. This one just goes nowhere.
