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Title: Puh-Leeeeaaasseeee....
Review: Honestly, Crichton must think that the great mass of people are incredibly naive. Hmmm... lets see... I don't want to come up with an REAL orginal plot, so I'll just write another book about a mad genius making a theme park. I already wrote 2, but no one will notice a 3rd I guess...Jurassic Park was an interesting conecpt, The Lost World was terrible, and Timeline is yet another where the author is obviously more interested in movie deals than a well-written, well-rounded book with an ACTUAL ORIGINAL PLOT!Please Mr. Crichton, retire this tired, "I-must-corner-the-world-vacation-market" storyline. What's next, "I will create a historically accurate amusement park, with dinosaurs, on the moon?"... You could call it "The Historically Accurate, Jurassic Moon Park". The follow up (for movie purposes only of course) could be "The Lost Moon Park"... Puh-leeeaaasse.....
