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Title: Why Oh Why Did I Finish It?
Review: Who are these "literary critics" that seduce us into reading dull books like this one? As I plodded on, one dull page after another, each one well- but thoroughly-overwritten, I looked for some interesting plot development, some fascinating character, some hilarious dialogue, that would justify what those literary critics were saying. No such luck. What I found in all those pages was a group of uninteresting, unlikeable, aimless, hungover expats wasting time in Budapest (some law should have prohibited this book from using the title Prague). As my wife said after my second round complaining, why don't you just put it down? That's my advice to you.
