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Title: NO springs!
Review: I saw this on MST3k's penultimate episode, and I don't think I'd be able to stomach it any other way. Anyone who did see it there will instantly recognize this review's title, in case you're wondering. The cast includes the most Southern people in the world. I think these people should be in Guiness! Basically, the plot is that a storm knocks down a power line that sends all its electricity into the ground. Instead of being instantly fried, these worms become millipedes and start attacking people. Into their midst strolls a wormy (pun intended) antique dealer from New York who plays Nancy Drew and tries to find out why there are so many skeletons around. Also look for R.A. Dow (in his only film appearance) as the local worm dealer's son. He spouts such classic Southern lines like "Now you gonna be da worm face," "You ain't got no meat doh boy," and "I told you, it's a ZOOprise!" Crow puts it best: "There is a lesson to be learned from all this. Never go to the South for any reason."
