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Title: I wanted to stick a fork in my eye!
Review: Could there be a worse retelling of a well-known tale? Probably, but it would likely involve aliens, about the only departure from fact this mess doesn't make.A cast of has-beens and never wases delivering bad lines in an amateur staccato that would embarrass any Intro to Drama student, coupled with ridiculous departures from known facts make this mess so unwatchable I actually sought some counsel from a priest to atone for the sin of having watched it. At best, it was a chance to see Errol Flynn's grandson Sean prove that talent can skip more than one generation. Maybe his kids will have some?But hey, nice scenery....
