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Title: Jaws it Isn't
Review: It is difficult to find anything positive to say about ATTACK OF THE SABRETOOTH. If you attach it to any fright film about cloning, then you have this one. The acting is abysmal. Ditto for the FX, the scripting, and the dialogue. The plot concerns a money hungry hotel tycoon who has invested his dwindling fortune in cloning sabretooth tigers. He has succeeded and then opens his theme park (Primal Park) to well heeled investors. Naturally, some valley girl teens and dude types get involved, most of whom wind up as disposable tiger munchies. It is axiomatic that such films contain some exposed female skin, and those rare moments were the highlights. What ATTACK OF THE SABRETOOTH exposes is the all too often retold stereotype of the stupid victim, one whose obtuseness leads to his demise. You would think that a growling noise would discourage some undressing teens, but they go ahead right up till crunch time. There is nothing worthwhile here. Even the female flesh parts pale too quickly.
