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Title: Not even GOOD junk
Review: This is a fun idea. Dracula told in the far future, with the Demeter as a space ship, Van Helsing as the captain of a salvage ship and of course lovely ladies waiting to become vampire brides far from the perils of sunlight. Sounds like good junk. The cinematic equivalent of a candy bar. But it isn't even that. Not scary, not interesting, not erotic. Nor is it even funny. Dracula looks ridiculous, the film has no style I could see, and there isn't even any nudity. I could even get something out of this flick if it were simply hilariously bad--but instead it is so mediocre as to be worthless.
