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Title: Sailing, Sailing, on an Iceberg too
Review: Wow. This has to be one of the dumbest novels I've ever read. The characters are presented lamely, the story should have been solved days before the Enterprise arrives, and the iceberg....Throughout most of the story Kirk is a Captain. However, for one chapter he becomes and Admiral. Then he is a Captain again.Did you know you can use a tent to turn an iceberg into a sailing ship?The most common reaction to anything by any crew member is to "gasp".Vulcan's can't go to cold planets or they will die.Kraken's get goo-goo eyed over communications officers wearing masks.The story consists of Chekov and Uhura running from bad guys, and Kirk and McCoy trying not to drown.I cannot even begin to imagine how drunk the authors had to be to envision this as a good story. I also cannot imagine what publisher would have printed this garbage.
