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Title: Bring your machete
Review: You're going to need it to hack away all the flowery prose to get to the swashbuckling tale hidden underneath. Sir Mortimer Ferne is a privateer (aka pirate) in the employ of Queen Elizabeth. He and some other cronies hit the high seas to go pillage and terrorize the Spanish Main. However, it all ends in disaster and Mortimer is blamed for the fiasco. Banished from court, bereft of friends and fortune, Sir Mortimer sets out on a personal quest to regain his self-respect and honor. Not a bad little story. The reason I'm just giving it two stars is because of all the unnecessary blah-blah-blah that I feel clogs the flow of the narrative.
