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Title: Stupid Beyond Belief
Review: OK, I can do Gothic if it's well-written, but this is as far from good as you can get. The heroine is a freaking idiot! Although she is a guest in the scary hero's castle (he, too, is a freaking idiot), she keeps wandering down into the crypt when she hears scary sounds, although she knows that a bad monster/guy/ghost is lurking down there doing evil. The hero is so funny it's detrimental to his manly status--he lurks around trying to convince everyone he's a beast and wears a mask shaped like a leopard or some such silly affectation. Everyone runs around like idiots wailing & moaning about some stupid golden cobra statue, several people almost die, the wrong ones recover, and then at the end the bad guy confesses all in a fit of unbelievable honesty. My personal favorite for stupid scenes is when the girl beats a bad guy with the arm she tears off a mummy and ruins it. If you read this, you are setting yourself up for either a laugh-fest or hours & hours of boredom.
