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Title: Lower than a Megalodons excrement
Review: FINALLY!! A book that sets the ultimate standard. One that defines the limit!! Most probably the worst book written in any language. I used to give a book 1/2-point for being written in English, however, this one gets 1/2-point subtracted for that very same reason. It is an embarrassment to literature. I have nightmares that sometime in the far-future the only book left to define our current cultural standards will be this turd. Five of eight of our bookclub members gave it the lowest possible score, one gave it the second lowest possible score, and the other two were middle-of-the-road. I find it hard to believe that ANY publisher would print this book. There were not only simple contextural errors, but also errors in paleontology, geology (North American subduction!), Naval terminology, SCUBA physiology, and ohhhh, such pitiful story lines (Jims surf scene, Terrys flying, Maggies entrance, Hellers anger, Jonas in a shark stomach at 600 feet).
