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Title: Boring whodunnit
Review: This book set in London is the late 19th century begins with a murder and ends with 100 pages of snoring. It's not so much a whodunit as a who cares?The characters are pallid and the plot concerns a blackmail plot of various high and mighties who risk losing their honor. There is much talk of honor -- very yawn-inducing.There is also the "below stairs" aspect of the story. The working class characters all speak in Cockney which becomes incredibly tiresome after a few sentences of stuff like this" "You dunno nuffink. So 'oo did yer get yer bubble an' squeak from? I can't be getting on wif anything wif you standin' in the middle o' the floor. Spec' me ter walk 'around yer?"Not only is this annoying and patronizing but it's not even accurate. If one was being consistent, one would say "anyfink' to rhyme wiv nuffink.Bottom line: great for insomonia!
