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Title: Oh, please
Review: Well, if your bosom swells when someone touches it, it might be time to go to a doctor. I am sure there is a difficult and obscure medical term for that. The sex scenes go to hell from the bosom swelling. There is too much touchy feely talking when really there should be only heavy breathing and bursting hearts. That is, if they really are crazy for each other as the author will have us believe. Also, he didn't notice at the time that she was a virgin? Really? And they had sex a multiple times that first time? Really??The whole story is thin and preposterous. Sexy scenes are boring and absolutely unlikely. It was awful.
