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Title: Yawn
Review: You could be forgiven after 15 minutes of this movie for opting for some emergency dental work without anesthesia as a substitute, as it is probably the worst Steven Seagal offering to date. This movie is already being aired on network television, which gives you some idea of the kind of draw (and audience) the producers were expexting to attract. Seagal spends most of the movie clad in black (to hide his ever expanding bulk) and plays a government agent(yawn) who is double crossed and has to save the day, kill all the baddies, and exact revenge on his employers. Formula nonsense with plenty of gratuitous violence, bone crunching fight scenes, and acting performances straight out of the box (cardboard that is). Somebody needs to tell Mr Seagal to call it a day!
