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Title: THE UNDERTOW
Review: (...). The full review is online, but I've got to say here that anyone, who thought this was a horror movie, simply has no tolerance for the real things. This isn't a film, it's a travesty. Even the worst SCREAM knockoff is scarier and more effective than this garbage. The film doesn't hold a candle to the ones it aspires to be. Its gore effects are stupid and unconvincing. The script is non-existent. The director's attempts at style transcend "so bad it's good," and go straight for the "so bad, I'm angry I've wasted my time on this piece" effect. And worst of all, Jason Christ (yeah, I bet that's his real name) looks like a gay Baptist youth minister.
