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Title: My doctor is an English professor
Review: At this stage in the life (or prolonged death) of Freud, only 2 groups still "follow" the "Master"-- psychoanalysts, ill-trained for anything else; and English professors, who find Freud explains everything (anything). Appreciating that few if any read English academics' endless psychoanalyzing of Dickens, etc., Showalter now decides to enter the field of medical diagnosis. It is a breath of fresh air to find out that noone is really ill, most especially those who somehow think they are. Medicine needs more English professors. Perhaps we'll soon have whole HMOs peopled by escapees from dull English departments. Think of the money we'll save: "Next? Hello, nothing wrong with you; all 'in your head'". Take it from me. After all, I'm an ENGLISH PROFESSOR. Next?" -- and etc. Why didn't we discover English doctors years ago? Thank God for Showalter.
