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Title: Pseudo-shocking tripe
Review: Rob Zombie's Halloween is a pathetic attempt to remake an even more pathetic original. To a risibly threadbare story line, Zombie adds horrible acting by a trio of dumb bimbos, profane language solely for shock value, and a cliched introductory sequence offering a glimpse into Michael Myers's past. As a horror buff, I can't understand the seemingly widespread attraction to depictions of senseless gore (e.g., the truck stop bathroom scene, the introductory throat slicing scene of the stepfather). The power of horror to scare lies in forces unseen or psychological demons, not marauding oafs following their victims in plain view. Such obvious sensationalist tripe as Zombie's directorial efforts should only impress those with IQs of 80. The only thing I would like to see Michael Myers do is time travel back to 1978 and bludgeon the whole inane series out of its misery.Grade: D
