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Title: Dam foolish nonsense
Review: Perhaps Cheryl would be more content if it were not called "magic" but "the invisible hand growing out of my forehead that can manipulate things around me". Thats what the magic in Harry Potters world is: mechanical. I see no incantations to summon Saturn unto your 22nd house, and nothing about Voldemort (which rhymes quite nicely with "Moldy wart") cant be explained outside the realm of modern medicine. Had Cheryl taken the time to read the most recent book, she would have seen the Centaur tell all the little children that astrology is a load of ...., and that the Centaurs take so long to predict the future, that it seems rather possible that the event (or trend) took place last decade. Ooh ... I predict that the b-actor shall overtake the peanut farmer and that massive tax cuts for the wealthy shall follow! oh, wait....Pittsburgh would be a much better place were it not for the yinzers
