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Title: C*R*A*P (unless you love cheese)
Review: I remember wanting to see this when it came out as it was released right after the 1976 "King Kong" remake and apparently meant to ride the better films coat tails. What puzzles me most about this clunker is that with the size of the cast and the number of locations, this film obviously had an above modest budget. Now I can handle an actor in a monkey suit stomping around model train villages. Seeing however, a ship in what appears to be a bathtub sized puddle, a wrestling match with a clearly rubber and lifeless shark and a camera that fixes way too long on a 1/25th sized toy cow, one has to wonder why the South Korean producers of this turkey could not pony up a few thousand more bucks to make something a little more believable.
