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Title: Bullock's face frightens me
Review: Sandra Bullock is a very strange looking woman. She's the type of girl who, if she didn't have the power of Hollywood image makers behind her, would remind you of the slightly-ugly-yet-wildly-popular girl in high school who slept with half the football team and ten years and fifty pounds later works the checkout lane at Aldi's. I don't know how I feel about the tepid and predictable orchestral score on this CD because I keep getting distracted by Sandra Bullock's strange visage on the jewel case. Has she gotten a nose job recently? They could have put any other actress on the cover (well, except Julia Roberts--she's got that weird John Elway grin), and the focus of my confused disgust would instead be the disturbingly gleeful cracked-out smile on Hugh Grant's face. I mean, yeah, that sure is creepy, but it's overshadowed by the cadaver-like presence of Ms. Bullock. My sleep shall be disturbed for many months to come.
