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Title: Corpses Really Act Poorly
Review: Corpses Really Act Poorly (C.R.A.P.) - Okay, so before I rip into this movie I want to explain why I gave it one star when it probably deserved zero. One half of a star goes to Jose Prendes for having a good idea, and one half of a star because it's a zombie movie.That's where my good will ends. The main thing that ruins this movie is our intrepid auteur Jose. His acting is only marginally worse than his martial arts skills. Watching the fight sequences felt like watching WWF. If a kick or punch landed within five feet of its intended target, it was a miracle.Our lead actor/director spends a good portion of the movie wearing a big felt hat that's about ten sizes to big for his head, trying to channel Indiana Jones or Humphrey Bogart in a sad attempt at Cinema Noir.Nice try, Jose, but you ended up being your own worst enemy. Get some actors next time, because your idea could have been interesting.
