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Title: Stinko-rama!
Review: Oh maaaaannnn, this was a bad movie! This was not 'So good it's bad' material, it's just horribly, unbelievably bad! Let's start with the so called plot, vampires in space is kind of a far out concept to begin with but I have to say, a monkey could have come up with something better than this! The acting was truly dreadful, Erika Elaniak and Coolio should just give up acting. I do feel bad for Erica though, she hasn't aged well and I hardly recognized her. She has a very wide, short face that looks like someone sawed off her chin and it's even less attractive when she is angry and non-airbrushed. Some people get better looking with age (i.e. Nicole Kidman, Angelina Jolie) and Erika isn't one of those people. And the ending, gag me! I will say one positive thing, that the ending was not as predictable as the rest of the movie but that isn't a good thing. Rent it before you buy it for sure, or better yet, just take everyone's word and DON'T do either!
