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Title: (If I could do zero stars I would have)
Review: Ah HAH! Once again popular culture has produced an artist so filthy, so disgusting, that mere words do not do him(it?) justice. Yanni, with his skin like jell-o, has produced songs of such terrible quality that they sound like a four-year-old's with some precocious knowledge of two chords. "Beautiful?" Try "repetetive", "unimaginative", "sappy", "filthy", "vomit-inducing", or "makes-your-skin-crawl-with-violent-tendencies." To make everything worse, the "artist" (hah!) looks like he was mass-produced in a doll factory. A doll factory gone wrong, way wrong. In fact, it is my personal opinion that he is holographic, and would dissolve at the merest touch. If one enslaved under Yanni's power listened to real music for half an hour, they would forsake this gibbering fool and go on to better things.
