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Title: Stick to Rock, Rod...
Review: I'll take a horny Rod over a neu-sophisticate Rod any day. It's as if he rehabilitated his wild-man ways and apologized to all the women he's ever ravaged over the decades. Yes! Decades. He's that old. The womanizing never stops. Yes, I know he was married to Rachel Hunter. But that married man does not eclipse the Wild Rod we all know and love.Remember the corny lost virginity lyrics of "Tonight's the Night"? Cheesy, yet a lot of girls fell for it. The best was when he was doubting his own sexiness for a while when the glitter of disco was turning everything androgynous. Even Rod's rod. So he cried out, "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" seeking affirmation.So now it seems the wayward prodigal son who couldn't stop tearing off women's clothes in a beast-like manner has finally approached the throne of civility, apologized, and donned a three-piece suit to replace the fading testosterone.Please, Rod. Just rock out. You'll find your mojo there.
