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Title: Swiss Mountain streams bedammed.
Review: For years I have partook in various lotions and commercially marketed man-fumes. However, I want to be perfectly clear here. Swiss Army Mountain Water has changed me in a terribly profound way. Until SAM Dubya, I was content pleasing only myself, and I abhorred creating nicknames. I wore smells solely for me. Little smellebrations without guest lists. It was the perfect marriage of aesthetics and economy. A tiny bottle of Stetson could last a decade...as I would apply the hint of a dab of a dash only to the inside of each nostril. No more. No less. Others did not help pay, so I sought not their benefit. I read the Little Red Hen. I digress. Alas, That is over now. Swiss Army Mountain Water has me wanting to waft. Yes, I now seek to waft. Damn you, SWAM Water. I award you one star for forcing me to care again.
