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Title: Bird-Brained
Review: James Patterson lays an egg (couldn't resist). When we will learn.This book is a pointless "thriller" loaded with tin-ear dialogue and enough stale pop-culture references to make you think he's taking product placement fees. Patterson's breathless prose runs toward 6th grade level and use of exclamation points! AND Italics! It gets old! Fast! By the end of the third chapter - which in a Patterson book is page 5 - I knew this book was a loser. I slogged through it though, because I had 2 hours to kill.For anyone who still might be interested, here's a plot summary: six kids are genetically engineered to have wings. And be geniuses. And listen to Macy Gray! (Damn those exclamation points!) The kids are being chased by bad men. With guns! They are helped by a selfless vet and a renegade FBI agent who want to be their parents. Miraculous escapes galore occur. The vet and the Fibbie have sex! The kids have sex! Will they catch the bad guys! Duh.Pass on this featherweight (Sorry!).
