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Title: A very long string of hackneyed cliches, bad acting, and melodrama so thick you could cut it with a knife
Review: Admittedly, Hugh Jackman is really sexy in a beard, but that wasn't enough to hold a 165-minute film together. (Mostly because Nicole Kidman is about as sexy as a Mouskateer. It takes two to tango.) The plot was so relentlessly predictable, I spent most of the movie groaning in pain. (The neighbors called to ask if I needed a doctor.) Add over-acting, under-acting, bad writing, melodramatic death scenes that were so overdone they seemed like spoofs, plot holes the size of Kansas and, in spite of supposedly being about Australia, very little genuine feel for the country, and you've got another sure-fire Academy Award.
