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Title: Strange and hard to connect with
Review: Wow, slow and disappointing. Lots of eye-candy but that doesn't justify a movie---we want a good story. This comes off as just odd, strange juxtaposition of quiet moments and harried action, soundtrack is meant to be James Bond-like but comes off as a plastic fake. Jolie is starting to look ghoulish instead of elegant, too thin, too bony, too much makeup and long, boring hair. Bedecked in couture, she's almost got the silhouette of a 60 year old Park Avenue widow who eats two bites once a day. Depp looks puffy and old. I long for the days when making a thriller like this seemed easier to achieve, because the backbone of the story was solid. This movie is full of twisting plot turns and can be confusing---all distractions that are meant to hide missing plot holes because the story is so weak. Could have been great if it were done right the first time.
