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Title: Throw this in the lake
Review: Mr. Patterson, you are one of my favorite authors. This book reads like you didn't write it. It is poorly written, has no plot, the "kids" slang is laughable. If I didn't know better I would think you might have just written this to cash in on "summer beach reading."I was going to sell my copy on amazon but thought better of it. I wouldnt inflict this trash on any reader!"If you read it you will die...of being bored to death."
