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Title: Why was this made?
Review: How in the hell did anyone agree to act in this? Where do I begin? Bad/stilted acting, grotesque editing (I think the editing team was all on a bender), laughable, bathtub-style special effects (all one of them) and makeup on a villain that was a direct ripoff of Star Wars. The "bad guys" seemed to do the bunny hop every time they were ordered to give chase to the good guys. I won't even touch the black/white rape scene because it's just beneath contempt.The sequences jump all over the place as though the editors were told that no act could last longer than 5 minutes. Were they on timers?Blech! just doesn't do justice to this vomitous mess.What's even more shocking is that I discovered the "lead" actor actually has a fan club! What, they couldn't find a lump of clay?Not recommended for pregnant women, old folks, or young children under 99. See at your own peril (and with a large bottle of Pepto handy).Oh, and I gave this a star because the system wouldn't accept 0 stars.
