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Title: Dick and Jane do a mystery
Review: If the characters in a book could be paper dolls, the ones in this book would be. The author Oh so carefully makes each character a cardboard representation of painfully contrived, uncomplicated personality types. Your mind quickly becomes tired rewriting all the clunky phrases and researching your own mental thesaurus for the words and descriptions you wish the author would have used. Every sentence has a noun, a verb and an adjective, seldom more than one. Some even have adverbs. This book reads very much like a long and undesired high school writing assignment. My wife and I started listening to this book as a recording while riding our tandem bike and finished it only to see if it would get better. Surely it must, after all, someone published it. If you aren't immediately caught up in this story in the first chapter or so, don't spend the time waiting for it to get better.
