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Title: Kiosk Rating <1
Review: It's "Wicker Man" lite - really lite. Change the time period and the location (slightly) and add predictable storyline with really bad acting and you'll spend more time "ff" than watching/dozing. Disjointed storyline where plot lines appear and disappear without explanation. To describe it as humor or satire is simply attaching a tag without any supporting evidence.An American, soon to be married, vacationing couple encounter some UK villagers who need a virgin sacrifice to counter the sterilizing effects of a nearby nuclear plant's sterilizing radiation.A low budget of locals, probably offered $100, to put a few squiggles of paint on their exposed upper bodies and asked to carry a few torches to a wicker bonfire. The rest of the budget is the location prop of a big manor and a couple of horses to ride around on. That's it, you've seen the whole movie. When the one person dies it's all off screen - you see nothing and was as anticlimactic as watching water boil on the stove.
