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Title: Bloodied Uninvited Psychos Improve Your Marriage
Review: A young couple (Thandie Newton and Cillian Murphy) take a retreat to a remote island off the coast of England to rekindle the flame in their marriage. There is a deafening silence between them and allusions to a stillbirth in the air. All is going unswimmingly until an injured British soldier(Jamie Bell) washes up on their shore. When he comes out of his unconscious state he relates a tale of an epidemic racing through Britain. He heeds the couple to take the necessary precautions or face the consequences. Is he angel or devil? What do you think? An eight year old could have written a better script. This thriller is totally bereft of suspense. It telegraphs most of it's shocks(Look, Dear. I found a rifle.) rendering them meaningless. Completely wasted is a genuinely menacing turn by Bell. Just goes to show that the Brits can make formula garbage just like their American compatriots.
