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Title: Gasp! Oh my God! We've made the worst "Howling" sequel!
Review: "Look Jeb! Them there flimin' people are gonna make a picture in our favorit bar!" Hmmm... the director must have chugged a gallon of moonshine left around the bar. There's absolutely no other way anyone could make such a dull, stupid movie. What's the deal with the redneck square dances and drinking scenes? Oh wait, let me take a sip of Farmer Whitey's best moonshine so I can get a better view of this "unique" perspective. I mean come on. A total disgrace to "the Howling." There IS NO BEST SCENE BECAUSE THEY ALL BITE THE SAME AMOUNT. Here, take an example. "The guards' guns are loaded with silver bullets." Really? Where did they get them? Or do all rednecks have silver bullets at home. Mr. Fanatical Reverend? The "guards" are drinking on the job! Honestly, everyone has a thin personality and a drinking problem. Oh, and the werewolf is a blur with a yellow T-shirt. Any questions?
