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Title: Disappointing caper/horror hybrid
Review: This movie looks good - and the actors are terrific... But it's oddly lop-sided: the first two-thirds is a VERY broad comedy about dim-witted kidnappers, and a caper that goes totally wrong immediately... and the last third is an out-of-nowhere switch to torture-porn-type horror (pick-axes sinking into thighs, in close-up... feet cut off with shovels, etc.), perpetrated by a monster who hasn't been anywhere NEAR the movie until the last 30 minutes... In the first hour, the comedy of stupid guys doing stupid things gets very repetitive: and it almost feels like, to stretch the movie out to feature length, the film-makers just grafted on a generic gore-fest to finish things up.If you want to see a GREAT British horror-comedy, check out SHAUN OF THE DEAD, SEVERANCE... or the forerunner of them all, SHALLOW GRAVE. The Cottage isn't terrible, it's just a waste of many talented performers and a great cinematographer.
