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Title: A real groaner.
Review: A novel set in a parallel universe in which all semblance of logic has been sucked into a black hole. Thin plot with an unlikable, hormonally imbalanced protagonist and trite scenes, including "the old knock out the guard by swinging the bathroom stall door into him trick". The book should be reset in the turn of the century, with steam ships instead of startships, and moved to the romance rack.
