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Title: Gary Frank is an inspiration.
Review: Gary Frank's book "Forever will you Suffer" is quite the compelling first composition from this fledgling author. Compelling in the aspect that all hopes of churning out a provocative protagonist is immediately dashed within the first 20 pages of his writing. Frank's protagonist in this story is, by lack of any better analytical methods, a licentious necrophile. Frank's unadulterated mediocrity transcends the boundaries of horror into new unexplored levels of horrible. The only redeeming characteristic of this story is that it does, in fact, end. The true horror of the book is that, by the assumption of the title, I would be forces to suffer through reading this ridiculous garbage for the rest of eternity. Gary Frank has proven to me that any miserable, talent-less writer can get published, and for this reason has vanquished my own fears of writing a novel. Thanks for the bout of inspiration.
