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Title: Noir as if Casanova wrote it
Review: Look, the thing is, the guy can write. Hemingway called Chandler "a slumming angel." Here, the slums are beaches and clear waters, the angels have two long legs each and they know what to do with them. Some of this you could jerk off to, but you'd be missing the point. If it was music, it'd be the kind, like Billie, that you'd only play to make love to certain rare women -- like some of the dames in this book. Wait a minute...it is music. Read a page or two aloud. Eat your heart out, Wolfgang. Roll over, Ludvig Von. This guy is the Chuck Berry of literature, duckstepping across the page. He's the Little Richard of metaphor, the Mick Jagger of language, he's the Casanova of noir. Why didn't I give it 5 stars? Because he's just getting started.
