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Title: Certain-Dri PWND
Review: Applying this product was like experiencing the battle of Thermoplae in my armpits. Have you seen the movie 300? This product was like the spartan warriors holding back 300 thousand Persian warriors. They managed for about three days with fierce fighting (stinging sensation under my arms) and then on the third day they were utterly decimated by the hordes of Persian sweat. It was like if the Hoover dam imploded and wiped Las Vegas off the map. Since that time my sweat glands have "leveled up" to "grandmaster sweat wizard" status and can thoroughly vaporize a shirt in 4 minutes flat.
