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Title: Civilization III + Cruisin' USA = VIP!
Review: At first I thought this game was going to bum me out big time. Oh boy was I ever so wrong! This game is the best thing ever, and I'm talking about the best thing ever! This game makes me salivate 24/7, and yes, that includes the time I spend sleeping! I usually wake up covered in saliva! Of course, I rarely sleep, because I'm too busy playing this game! It's so amazingly good! I never thought I'd love a game this good! Pamela is really hot and so am I when I play this game! It's ultragood, in fact! If I could give it more than 5 stars, I'd give it eight!!! The action is so violent and awesome! Did I mention that this game is a good game? I doubt it! Buy this game or you will not get into Heaven! No joke! It's only $7.50!!! Don't waste your money on junk! Spend it where it counts! VIP FOREVER!!!
