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Title: Yawn...
Review: The good: beautiful locales in Paris and Venice.The bad: boring, botoxed Jolie and bland, bumbling, Depp bring nothing to the film or each other.The ugly: the supposedly big plot twist is so transparent, it had me at hello. The film editing is awful with very obvious places where actors are just holding for the camera in hopes they can cut and paste in some interest later.Any resemblance to the clever and sparkling caper films (Charade, To Catch a Thief) is non-existent.Personally, I must admit to avoidance of anything with Ms. Jolie, however, Johnny Depp is usually interesting. Not so here.
