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Title: Made of the tears of a thousand untrained taiwanese child welders.
Review: This is a piece of crap. In retrospect, I'm surprised it didn't shatter into a million, irretrievable pieces while releasing of puff of haunting laughter from a Fiskars executive as soon as I opened the packaging. I don't know where this was made, but I imagine that the problem was that the 8 year old sweat shop worker's tears kept dripping off of her cheeks and screwing up her weld surface. This is outrageous, Fiskars, as I fully expect you to force your child laborers to weld while wearing sweat bands and facemasks.
