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Title: Zero Stars More Like It
Review: For the first few minutes I sat mesmerized as I heard Marlon Brando's voice and the original theme song. I settled in for what was supposed to be a killer movie but after about five minutes had passed I was thinking about sneaking a nap while everyone was watching the movie, but I decided to finish the movie. I was like a mountain climber. Superman Returns was my Everest. I would climb to the top. I would finish this movie. To say it had been done so no others would have to suffer after me. I told myself I would spread the word to every man, woman, and child that crossed my path: Whatever you do don't see this movie. Now I get that some people love superman so much that they don't care how crappy it is. You people go ahead and see it you were going to anyways and you're probably used to crap by now, but for everybody else I can't say this enough: Do not ever under any circumstances watch Superman Returns. If you want to see superheroes watch X-Men: Last Stand.
