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Title: PLEASE MAKE IT END!!!
Review: There are no words to describe how AWFUL (!!!) this "movie" was from beginning to end, but let me try anyway so as to give people a fair chance to avoid it and thus try and prevent their day/evening from being ruined: the film deals with a shipment of plutonium that goes missing in the early post-soviet era. Michael Caine's character heads a private investigating office in Moscow and sets off for Saint Petersburg after his employee informs him of his girlfriend being stalked by thugs...The plot, the dialogues, and the music are way beyond "below average."The acting-oh my- the acting is beyond words...School plays (and pre-school for that matter) have better actors! It is truly sad...The only positive aspect of the "movie" is the setting/location, which really is Russia; the scenery is great-Saint Petersburg is beautiful!Everything else, and I mean EVERYTHING else is horrendous!Rent or buy at your own risk. You have been warned!
