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Title: Cured my gunshot wound.
Review: Living in the backwoods, I was not surprised one day when my in-laws hunted me down and shot me in the torso with a hunting rifle. The wound was painful and I was losing a lot of blood. I was afraid I wouldn't make it out of the woods and back to my dung-hut alive.I remembered that I was carrying a copy of this life saving book in the burlap sack I use as clothing and to carry puppies. Quickly scanning the contents I set out to cure myself of chronic gunshot wound to the torso.I drank about a gallon of my own salty waste, and lo and behold - I was completely cured. I walked out of the woods a new man with no signs of the gaping bloody wound which had plagued me earlier.
