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Title: Kinda like Elia
Review: Way back in 8th grade maybe, I knew a kid named Elia. He was sot of weird... He would go up to you and propose, "If you give me a dollar I'll slam my head as hard as I can on the table." One of my acquaintances, curious but reluctant, retorted with: "Do it first, then I'll give you a dollar." So Elia did. Oh, it was a riot. Every lunch he would give himself a mild concussion for a tiny amount of money. It was hilarious for the first week or so, but people realized he had no qualms whatsoever with hitting his head on the table. It got kind of pathetic, actually, then a wave of sympathy washed over my peers. People began just giving Elia money eventually.This reminds me of Larry the Cable Guy getting a movie deal.
