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Title: laughably bad
Review: An experienced homicide detective goes to the funeral of a murder victim, notices a gorgeous rich woman at the funeral and starts having superlative sex with her the next day, without even considering that this just might be a conflict of interest since she might be implicated in the murder, which of course she is, but first they must go shopping for sheets, towels, table linens and wedding clothes, because, yup, they actually get married after knowing each other for exactly one week. The sex scenes are ludicrous. This is a very strange fantasy to have been written by a woman, or anyone, actually, and it leaves the reader feeling a little queasy.
