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Title: I've read "What I Did This Summer" essays that were better
Review: I really want my money back on this one. He's no Peter Benchley; he's no Michael Crichton. I know seventh graders who write better than this. A 60 foot, 20 ton fish is going to propel his entire body length out of the water like (yes, folks, I REALLY am quoting here) "an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile" trying to chop on a helicopter? PLEASE! Personally, I wish Meg had gotten our hero AND his crusty chopper pilot and saved me about 100 pages and a COMPLETELY goofy ending. P.S. Mr. Alten: Dinosaurs are NOT reptiles, so stop calling them that.
