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Title: As bad as a cow chewing frozen grass on a wintery eventing
Review: Three words-- endless, meaningless metaphors. Come on, enough is enough. An example, "the icycles fell from the mountain onto his face like a thousand white lemmings jumping and dropping to their imminent doom, screaming as they fell" or something like that. Cheesy! There was so much drivel that I just couldn't take it anymore. The man writes in cliche's. Compare him to Crichton? Heresy.
