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Title: too horrible for words
Review: I adore Johnny Depp and like Angelina Jolie very much. But this movie is beyond bad. Johnny looks like he just came out of a stint in re-hab. It's beyond comprehension how he could look so BAD. There is absolutely no chemistry between he and Jolie and what very little dialog there is, is stilted, boring and banal. I laughed at the "boat chase" because the music lent an air of adventure and urgency but the boats appeared to be chugging along at 10 mph. Absolutely nothing interesting, exciting or romantic about this movie. Skip it and go watch a pot boil. It will be a better use of your time.
