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Title: if 0 stars were possible, I know who I'd give it to...
Review: basically, Time And The Rani is one of the worst stories in excistance. First off, Kate O'Mara returns as the Rani, with a garbled and convoluted plan of creating a "Time Manipulator." We are never told what this is, and her explanation of how to make it is total gobbledeegook. Sylvester McCoy is not all that bad as the Seventh Doctor, but Bonnie Langford does little more than scream as Mel. The Tetraps look nasty, but get virtually nothing to do. The Lakertyans are laughable excuses for aliens, particularly due to their amusing haircuts. The script is pointless and over-complicated, and the incidental music is irritating. The new themetune is okay, but a bit silly. The whole jazzy feel is rather silly, and so overall, it's just awful.
