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Title: What on earth were they thinking???
Review: I understand Emma Thompson was pressed to read this screenplay at an event and was instantly interested. She then persuaded her friend Alan Rickman to become involved. What on earth were they thinking??? It's hard to believe that the woman who wrote the brilliant screenplay for "Sense and Sensibility" could have been impressed with this dud. Thompson is my favorite actress and Rickman is my favorite actor, but, oh my God, the accents are terrible! I used to say I would pay to hear Rickman read the phonebook but I would want that money back if he used THIS accent. Rickman can now sympathize with his co-star Kevin Costner's laughable attempt at a British accent in Robin Hood! There is nothing new in this plot, and the sex scenes give new meaning to gratuitous. Save your money...but if you adore the velvet voice of Alan Rickman speaking the King's English as no one else can, listen to his audiobook recording of "The Return of the Native"...over 15 hours of ecstacy!!
