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Title: Is John Leguizamo great in everything?
Review: "The Babysitters" drowns in its own implausibility from the first moment. There's no reason clean-cut high school girls would suddenly start a prostitution ring. There's no reason that all the dads in town would patronize them instead of adult escorts. Once things in this movie get going, there's no reason anybody would behave anything like they do, including John Leguizamo's character, a middle-aged mensch trapped in a sexless marriage (to a shrewish Cynthia Nixon, channeling Miranda) who sets it all in motion. His character is a checklist of mid-life crisis clichés, but whenever Leguizamo is on the screen he projects a sweet soulfulness that makes you believe in and care for the guy. His uncharacteristically low-key performance hits every stupid note just right. He's like a figure skater performing a brilliant routine with lead weights strapped to his legs. There's absolutely no other reason to watch this movie.
