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Title: Should make a good drink coaster...
Review: As a horror film, (even as a no-budget first-time effort) Dark Harvest is an atrocity on all accounts. It is an endless barrage of poorly scripted and clumsily directed cliches that fail to entertain beyond it's campy ineptness.In addition to flat and lifeless cinematography, the film boasts an editing style that emulates the pacing and creativity of a 1950's classroom hygiene film. The dialog is abysmally bad and given little credibility by a poorly directed cast of amateur actors. To be fair, the old adage that 'an actor is only as good as his/her script' should be noted -- meaning that the writer/director should be held accountable for the majority, if not all, of this mess.Even the intellectually challenged and undiscriminating gore-hound will find little, if anything, of value in Dark Harvest, as the special makeup effects are the bloody equivalent to an Ed Wood flying saucer.
