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Title: Don't buy it.
Review: I bought this book as a joke gift for my roommate, hoping it would have some informative or just funny sex tips--I didn't even get that. It's a poorly constructed, typo filled, spiral bound rag that sounds like a high school sophomore wrote it. It starts off with detailed instructions on how to perform a 'Swedish Breast Massage' (the only semi-useful information in it) and falls off from there, wandering into haphazard mysogynistic generalizations on how to treat 'ladies' in bed (the words "Young lady I want you to come _right now_." were actually printed) and ends with a bizarre completely out of place 3 page collection of bathroom wall graffiti. Save your 7 bucks and get a six pack and a couple of friends together to discuss technique, I guarantee you you'll learn more.
