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Title: Oh, The Agony!...
Review: I sat through this hunk of brown, stinky matter so that others won't have to. Whewee! This is not good at all, folks! Where to begin? We've got college "kids" who look more like aging business associates, botched attempts at "humor" that fall so hard and so flat you can feel the impact, "fright" scenes that inspire only drowsiness, and an overall story that could cause the most boring person on earth to scream in anguish. The "plot" has been explained elsewhere, so I'll just tell you about my experience w/ this movie. I nearly hurled myself headlong down 3 flights of stairs after it's conclusion! This thing is dangerous! It should be burned, it's ashes sealed in concrete, then encased in lead! Please, stop right now and reconsider this purchase!...
