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Title: Say it with me -- Diane Warren is the Antichrist.
Review: As we all learned with Midnight at the Lost and Found, Loaf - Steinman = middling-to-bad album. Now add a +Diane Warren, and you've got a date with disaster. Warren is not so much a songwriter as a cliche-database -- type in your subject and she spews a lukewarm, familiar-sounding song about it. Steinman takes chances with his wordplay and imagery, Warren never would. So her three tracks sound like an imitation of a parody of Steinman's work.Steinman's two tracks are good but not his best. Rounding out the album are what sounds like a Van Halen B-side, an over-histrionic cover of Tom Waits' sedate "Martha," and a couple more Steinman knock-offs interspersed with less-than-a-minute filler.All of which leads me to one conclusion: If it features Meat Loaf and the title does not include the words "Bat" or "Rocky Horror," leave it on the rack.
