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Title: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS
Review: First of all, this movie is so poorly lit it's hard to tell what's going on most of the time. The plot or what little there is centers on a serial killer who is actually some kind of voodoo god, who goes around decapitating people..sometimes the people he beheads are worthless people; other times he just grabs somebody because he needs a soul. Matt Green (who also directed VICIOUS) employs little true suspense, settling for a couple of long pointless foot chases, a hilarious ATV chase and the obligatory car chase that is about as exciting as My Mother the Car. Vanessa Sanchez, Peter Reh, Nehemiah and Mark Harris are the stars and their acting abilities together couldn't equal one Sasha Mitchell (and he's pretty bad). The only reason for 2 stars is the movie does manage a neat twist at the end. Otherwise, SEVERED joins the list of movies that Mystery Theater wouldn't even have fun with.
