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Title: Irrelevant, anachronistic babbling
Review: The instant my eyes ran across the phrase "turn-key" I began imagining the author speaking as Doctor Money, the fictitious infomercial star from television's "King of the Hill." Once I realized that author was never going to stop writing in disjointed sentence fragments and hitting the return key as frequently as possible in an attempt to make his words seem more important than they really were, I decided that Doctor Money was probably smarter than he is.Maybe owning a franchise was everybody's dream in the 70s, but if it's not yours today, you can safely dismiss this title as that decade's "Rich Dad" scam. There are some nuggets of truth to be found, but I can't help but feel as though their inclusion in this compendium of hype was completely accidental.
