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Title: Troglodytes Assemble!
Review: Last ditch effort to make themselves relevant again. Want any fond memories you had of the 80s pulp nonsense action movies ground into ash and blown into the wind coming from the sewage treatment plant? That seems to be this movie's goal. There is better cgi in Super Mario Brothers for the N64 than is incorporated into the action sequences. Every cliched, tacky plot from the direct to video market is brought in to play, and to far less effect then in more engaging films, like say the He-Man/She-Ra Christmas Special.Stallone should just be happy with what he has and hope that before he passes completely into obscurity someone will give him a nostalgic walk on in The Italian Stallion porn remake around 2014.
