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Title: For what type of children, exactly?
Review: Criticisms are so many, that it is difficult to express them clearly.Plot: The substory of the captain (the bad guy) distracts from the mainline (which is a good premise, though totally botched). There is no development between characters (especially between the mermaid and the retarded professor). It is never clear what is going on.Dialogues: They are sketchy, and they don't sound like normal exchanges between people.Humor: just pie in the face all the time, not one intelligent joke. The Three Stoges did this kind of humor already, and better. This is unfunny.Acting: Billy Zane and his daughter are quite good, although characters are overboard.Visuals: The only good part. Mermaid is gorgeous, daughter is cute, sceneries are great.I stopped watching after 45 minutes.
