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Title: Implants 'R' Us
Review: I suppose one could overlook the wretched acting in this alleged spoof of "The Witches of Eastwick", and forgive the frequent and unexplained mood shifts of the main characters, and instead just look at the almost constant nudity of the female characters.Problem is, you can't, or at least I can't. The three "Witches" are the victims of the most appallingly botched implant jobs in the history of science. Combine that with the way they stare blankly at the camera during their "lust", with the female equivalent of a post-lobotomy Randall P. McMurphy look on their faces, and you'll be wishing you had the wasted hour and a half back someday when you're on your death bed.
