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Title: Should Be Called Lame-Ass
Review: There's a reason this movie bombed at the box-office and was dubbed a major disappoinment--it SUCKS. Mostly boring; in fact I couldn't believe how boring most of it was. Lame "hero" (Kick-Ass) who does hardly anything and who you totally don't care about in anyway. A sterotypical ethnic "goomba" type mobster badguy who was SO sterotypical with his sterotypical henchmen they were like a bad joke. Barely any real "story," and the thin thread of a story that there is is something you've see a billion times before--nerd likes hot girl, nerd "kicks-ass" and gets hot girl (yawn... are we asleep yet?). The only half-way decent thing about the entire drivel was Hit-Girl and Big Daddy. THEY were who the movie SHOULD have been about, but alas, the retarded film-makers made them nothing but nominal back-up characters who barely enter the story until the last act. Bottom line, if you expect this to be a good movie, sorry, it isn't. It's LAME-ASS.
