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Title: Oh So Bad - Avoid
Review: "Dracula 3000" ranks right up there as one of the worst Sci-Fi/Horror flicks I have ever seen. I generally like "Grade B" movies, but this one is just plain old bad and it should be avoided.If you still think you need to see this movie, here is what you can expect:No plot spoilers form me: The story centers the crew of a space ship that comes across a derelict ship that is heading towards Earth. Looking for an easy payday in salvage they board the ship, lead by Captain Van Helsing (get it? Van Helsing... like the vampire hunter in Dracula) and joined by his misfit crew (including Coolio as a space druggy). Very early on we learn that the ship comes from the planet "Transylvania" (seriously... the planet Transylvania). Much mayhem ensues, assuming "mayhem" equals bad acting, bad effects, and bad makeup. The ending was a bit of a mixed bag, in that I didn't like the way it ended but I was glad it did.Seriously, this is one to avoid.CFH
