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Title: IN SPACE NO ONE CAN ACT
Review: While the premise behind this really clunky howler is intriguing (a planet of vampires in the Carpathian Galaxy and a hero named Van Helsing in the year 3000), DRACULA 3000 is so poorly acted, written and directed, it doesn't even satisfy the truly addicted vampire addict. Casper van Dien and Erika Eleniak, both attractive actors, have never been accused of having any acting talent, and they stay true to form in this one as well. Rapper Coolio and the ubiquitous Tiny Lister fare only a little better because their characters are meant to provide comic relief in an otherwise horrific story. The special effects are lame and the storyline so full of miscues and holes it's a wonder the actors could even find any motivation. Moviemakers continue to milk the Dracula legend even after almost 70 years, but films like this one only serve to make us go back to the days of Hammer and Christopher Lee to get true vampiric thrills.
