Title: The bottle should have broke - or sunk with it's protagonist
Product review: Another bomb from Nick Sparks. I've explained the basic premise to about a dozen people, and every one of them has guessed the plot to a "T". The "messages" that the main character finds are the most contrived, embarrasingly stupid pieces of pulp mush I have ever had the displeasure of reading. There wasn't a page I read that wasn't predictable for it's outcome. There was never any sense of mystery about whether the two main characters would meet and fall in love. It boiled down to an argument of who was going to move in with who, and THAT's why they "broke up". I encourage everyone to read this book, just because it's so laughably bad. Or just read the Weekly World News, at least there is a sence of drama in it's pages....
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