Title: God is my barista!
Product review: At last a Biblically-inspired espresso maker! Those of us who wish to reach a closer personal relationship with Jesus Christ through our consumption of caffeinated beverages now have a real option to turn to. I had given up espresso, since most cafes are hotbeds of secular humanism (poetry readings, "alternative" newspapers, weird music) and even home espresso makers are theologically suspect. Did you know the octagonal base of the typical Italian espresso pot is a Satanic symbol? By contrast, the I Wish You Jesus espresso maker has a very lovely cross shape. My favorite touch is the steam that squirts out of Our Lord's five wounds when the coffee is ready. And the espresso is superb! A couple of cups gave me the stamina for an all-night Bible reading. Bless the makers of this fine device!
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