Title: Laughably terrible...
Product review: This 70s made-for-TV movie couldn't get any worse. I actually liked it because it was so terrible. The film is about two truckers who must drive a mysterious cargo to a destination to recieve the incredibly large sum of $3,000 each! On the way they run into some trouble, with a guy who looks like Fidel Castro after them and some bar thugs try to stir up trouble. There isn't really a hijack in the whole movie, but there are plenty of pointless action sequences, like when a random blue pickup tries to run a semi off the road. Notice the pointless two bales of hay in the back of the truck. Also notice how it randomly explodes after being run off the road! The one image I will remember from "Hijack!," though, is the stirring presentation of a lone man leading a semi truck through a valley. For literally fifteen minutes. Pure stupidity at its best.
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