Title: Run-of-the-mill Teenybopper Flick Turns Queer
Product review: Dear Director: Get Real! Alright, this movie is probably not the worst one I have ever seen, but it insults your intelligence. Think of your typical bad American teenybopper flick with loads of C-grade acting, no storyline, plenty of pretty faces and some bad comedy, and add a gay twist. Essentially, quiet gay teen gets his fantasies come true when the star of the soccer team gets with him. The dramatic scenes make you feel like laughing out loud, especially the bad gay jokes. The only funny thing to see is Steven fall in love with every man he meets at the toilets. A saving grace is Charlotte Brittain as Linda, Steven's sidekick. Did I mention that Steven and John have no chemistry, to top everything off?
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