Title: Take heed : waste not thy funds upon this trash!
Product review: Let me declare that I am a big fan of Burton, Depp, and the original series. Furthermore I was "down" for a campy salute to the original and was fully aware it would be "different". But this movie fails as entertainment on every level because it is a mess...its characters, its plot, its make-up, its special effects, its humor(or lack thereof) and I dare say its music (yes I lived through the seventies I recall fondly many tunes from the era but many from this film should have been trimmed).Perhaps saddest part of all is: this disaster of a movie will likely sink forever the possibility of a "true" Dark Shadows picture...for fans of the old series (I rushed home every day from school to watch!) that is truly tragic.So take heed, don't be stubborn like I was, read the other negative reviews and turn away in horror lest you fill your shopping cart with crap!!!(and save your money)
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