Title: The Worst Movie I've Seeen in a Theatre
Product review: I had to force myself to stay awake, then I had to force myself to remain in my seat. I was wrong on both counts. Sleeping or exiting would have been better than watching this! Almost nothing happens in this movie, and when it does, it is either off screen or in the background. Sure there are some lovely nature shots while voice-overs recite poetry, but I've seen better on PBS. Please, avoid this movie!
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