Title: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's the Evil Counting Song!
Product review: After delivering the bipolar yet largely enjoyable album "Wreath of Barbs," :wumpscut: has returned with their worst effort to date. This is uninspired drek of the worst kind. The songs sound like they were made using some paint-by-numbers composition program. Behold the joy of being flogged endlessly by looped choruses, sleepy mid-tempo beats and some of the worst lyrics ever delivered by an industrial band (the chorus to Fatal Longing is "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8" repeated ad nauseam). The high points of the album don't come until the end, with Fallen Angel being the only middle of the album track worth mentioning. Music this shallow might be par for the course for corporate rock radio, but from an artist like Rudy Ratzinger its just insulting. We know you can do better.
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