Title: Don't make me laugh!
Product review: five or four star reviewers. This book is terrible and that's all! You can't admit that your 'pet' writer wrote a very poor book full of silly similes and egocentric show of unknown words. Koontz: my advice never forget that you are only an average suspense writer. Give up with playing thesaurus and dreaming of being the new T.S. Eliot of the century! Your writing skills are very mundane If there is anyone who doesn't believe me, then get and read book if you can stand. There is no story, not a single memorable line...only description, description and again description with some words I have never heard before (maybe from 17th century) No need to mention the pretentious overblown, unreasonable message!Pity for my five hours!
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