Title: Run From This Tornado
Product review: I bought this movie because it was cheap, but it wasn't cheapenough. It starts out with what seems like hours of grainy stock footage of military aircraft in flight, landing, and taking off. This is without a doubt the most boring aircraft footage I have ever seen. Still, when the movie starts, it is difficult not to yearn for the stock footage again. The star is a female body-builder who pumps iron to get ready for the big battle scene. I guess her big biceps help here carry her automatic rifle. The actors all went to the Ed Wood School of Acting (E.W.S.A.). There is an imaginary love triangle which doesn't amount to anything. There is dialogue that wants to make you put a paper bag over your head. I gave this movie one star because I thought if I gave it no stars you might think I meant to give it 5 stars, but just forgot to type it in.
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