Title: Let me explain as if part of the book Twilight Eyes...
Product review: ...That every possible item, each character, all emotions and every action is repeatedly examined in excruciating detail from all possible angles and then reiterated at least twice. That nothing is ever left un-spoken (or un-written). That the descriptions of even the most inconsequential events continue for page, after page, after page. That the character dialogue and conversational banter chatter on and on like a mountain stream endlessly flowing to become the mighty Amazon before dumping its long winded babble into an ocean of excessive words......If this was actually a excerpt from the book, the verb-age concerning TOO MANY WORDS would go on for at least 5 or 6 more pages...Get the massage?... No?... Then read the book. All will be explained... IN DETAIL.
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