Title: DISGUSTING!!!!
Product review: This movie was an absolute piece of rubbish!! Not only did the "plot" - although it is an insult to the term "plot" to describe this pathetic film as actually having one - not make sense (the contusion at the end was so completely ridiculous as to make audiences wonder about the mental health of all those involved with production), but it started with a truly incredible story (Susan Cooper's "The Dark Is Rising (The Dark Is Rising Sequence)") that was original, complex yet understandable, beautiful, creative, and utterly amazing on every level and then dumbed it down into what was for the most part a predictable, pathetic, and completely asinine "story."
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