Title: What better way to waste your Saturdays
Product review: Turn back the clock with this laborious dinosoar. You can waste your own energy rather than burning precious natural resources with a power mower. Why spend Saturdays enjoying family, friends and hobbies when you could be worshipping mother earth with this eco-friendly time-waster. True tree-huggers can even use manual grass shears, not a weed-wacker, to do all parts of the lawn this thing can't do. Al Gore recommends these for the peasants masses. He can then buy your carbon credits to run his John Deere's on his lawns
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