Title: Torture Corn, USA...
Product review: Filmed entirely on location in the poorly-lit, filthy garage of the world's most enormous, perverted hillbilly, MACHINED is... well, a catastrophic, cardiac arrest of a film. The aforementioned, monstrously huge gent builds his own murderer (yep, robo-dink) out of spare parts and some guy he runs over w/ his car! Alas, the execution of this idea is nowhere near as good as it might sound. Rather than interesting characters, we are shown several half-wits being chased, caught, and tortured to death by a lumbering kill-droid w/ lights on his head. Meanwhile, the big guy without a shirt watches it all on video, while drooling and scooping out another dollop of his favorite ointment. Lacking any thrills or chills, MACHINED does triumph in the "incredibly large man's impossibly hairy back" department! He's quite a specimen! Ladies?...
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