Title: Razberries for Books I can't Finish
Product review: Normally, I would not write a review of a book I couldn't finish. But then I thought: don't the people deserve to know if a book is so terrible that it can't be endured to the end? Yes, they do.With painfully wooden dialog, and a ho-hum world, Lord Foul's Bane is a true bore. I get sleepy after reading forty pages of travelogue. I don't care which way the river flows, or what kind of trees grow where. All of it empty filler, and all of it flaunting an unforgivable lack of imagination. There's a Magic Ring, and an Evil Mountain, a Cave Monster named Drool, and a Dark Lord named Foul. Send it all back, please, I don't want any more.I stopped reading somewhere in the middle of the book, when a legion of ferocious demons is stopped from killing the hero by an army of wild rabbits, dogs, and badgers. Hm. Demons vs. rabbits. Who will win? Hmmm.Avoid.
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