Title: If you are not embarrassed.
Product review: You know you read books that are like television. If books were cities, this book would be a mall in a city. Or a city that has a tourist industry based on its proliferation of outlet stores. This book was worse than DaVinci Code (Angels and Demons was better, television still). Go visit a real city, unless you are a teenager and then you aren't ready for a real city. Wait, it wouldn't hurt to visit one anyway - so I'll take that back. Go buy a real book.
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