Title: here's the wind-up, and here's the pitch.
Product review: Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Still nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Once again, nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Then there's a baseball game. Afterwards, nothing happens. Nothing much happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens.
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