Title: HOLY JELLY SOUL!!
Product review: Throw out all your old bootlegs; this is the real deal! Electrifying, amazing, astounding (add 100 adjectives here). I want to open the car windows and play it so all souls can hear it! Shouting from the highest mountaintop - all praise our BOB and what he has given us for the holidaze. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.
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