Title: Titus Ruined My Life
Product review: My friend's birthday was coming up and since he liked the Nintendo 64 and Superman I figured this would have made a nice gag gift. I was wrong. He never knew about the dreaded Superman 64 and decided to play it hoping it was going to be better than sex,money, and booze COMBINED. He couldn't get past those rings in the very first stage and in a fit of rage he attacked his mother and bit the dog. The psychiatrist deemed him clinically insane. He vowed that once he was out of the mental institution,he would come after me. I now live the rest of my life in fear because I made the fatal mistake of purchasing Superman 64 for only 1 CENT.
Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
