Title: Let Sleeping Vampires Lie
Product review: I am a HUGE fan of the original TV soap opera Dark Shadows. It aired from 1966 to 1971 and was groundbreaking for daytime television. I used to hurry home from school to watch Dark Shadows. It was American Gothic with brooding atmosphere and that famous spooky music. It was not played for laughs.Fast forward to this lame attempt to cash in on Dark Shadow's good name. It should never have happened. Johnny Depp's Barnabus Collins was ridiculous in the white pancake makeup. It was not funny, even though it tried to be.
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