Title: Throw in the garbage
Product review: This band stinks! Everything about it is ... how shall I put it.... not cool? From the pansy stupid weakling cover art to the pretentious attitude of "haha you idiot you paid money for our album" just makes me want to pile garbage on it and set it on fire to cleanse the universe. It's like pretentious elite indie clannish stupid rock wanting so bad to be like Converge. Just save yourself some time and just get a Converge album.
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