Title: Snore
Product review: The Postman was way too long, boring, and the plot was quite, well, pathetic. Sorry, this movie sinks as low as a movie can sink. I admire Kevin Costner's performances, but even he couldn't save this snoozer. The Postman is a movie not worth making in the first place. I left the movie theater halfway through the movie and got my money back, and waited for HBO to air it to see the end. I shouldn't have watched the end, you can tell what it is at the halfway mark in the movie. The plot is so incredibly thin that it makes the plot of Bloodsucking Freaks look ingenious, and that's not saying much. If you can't stand boring, plotless movies (who can...) don't see this (this means EVERYONE! DON'T SEE IT!)
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