Title: WARNING: Women of Childbearing Age Beware!
Product review: My boyfriend bought the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable and installed it in the bedroom sound system to enhance the mood-setting properties of our Barry White mp3's.Turns out not only did ultrasonic emissions from the cable purge my body of the artificial hormones from my birth control pills, it caused me to hyperovulate. Three months later, I gave birth to fully-developed octuplets.Granted, the AKDL1 also caused me to sprout six more breasts so I can keep the entire litter fed, but it's still a *major* inconvenience. The Denon AKDL1 needs further FDA testing before it's released to the unsuspecting public.
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