Title: Ugh
Product review: This masterpiece is by the same man who directed The Outfit. 'nuff said? No wait, I've gotta belabor this point. This is horrible. I mean it. Worse than The Outfit? No, it can't be you say. Wanna bet? Try this: Go out and break a glass. Take the biggest piece and put it in your mouth. Chew it. How's that feel? You're having more fun than I did watching this film.
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