Title: This may be the worst book I have ever read.
Product review: As an English professor I read all kinds of books, from the very best to the not so good. This may be the worst book I have ever read. There is no plot to speak of, and the characters are so one-dimensional that they seem to exist solely to allow the author to mention protuberant body parts. The author's writing style, to use the term loosely, is so cliche ridden that it infuriates. What a waste of paper and ink!
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