Title: Watch Hard Dracula
Product review: I love bad movies but this movie wasn't good bad, it was bad bad. It started off great with the casket flying around with the Flight of the Valkeries playing in the background. I thought it would be nothing but pure awesome from that moment on but oh how wrong I was.It was like the actors were all porn stars except for Homeless Van Helsing. I swear I've seen that toothless bastard holding a "eyem a homeless vetrenarian" sign on the corner. He was creepy, missing teeth, couldn't act, and yet was the saving grace of the film. Making fun of him was the highlight of the movie. Oh, and Meatloaf Dracula wasn't too shabby either.I kept trying to click the blank space to the left of the first star for the rating but to no avail. If you love bad movies and just don't care about your sanity anymore, then get Die Hard Dracula, watch it with a bunch of people and a few mugs of beer.
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