Title: Laaz Suckit
Product review: Laaz Rockit's music is some of the most talentless, time-wasting audio tripe I have ever had the misfortune of being tricked into buying. This band could not thrash their way out of an untied garbage bag. You could randomly pick 4-5 homeless people off the streets of any major city and chances are, they would form a better band and put on a better show than Laaz Rockit - even if they had no chance to practice, they had never seen the instruments before, and they did not speak the same language. Do yourself a favor and leave this musical excrement on the shelf and thank yourself for the favor. Guitar work is pitifully repetitive, drum solos weak, and the audio sounds like an abused child. The tracks drone on forever, as if cycling the song through your subconcious will somehow alleviate the painful memory of its exposure. Attempts at deep lyrics are shallow, as is the talent of this unfortunate grouping of pretenders.
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