Title: Got to be the worst movie ever...
Product review: I have seen some terrible movies in my lifetime... but this one has to be the worst. If you've ever seen "Skinned Deep" you'd agree that even that movie made more sense than this one. Why did I see this piece of garbage? I did it as a favor to my father, who wanted to watch it instead of Night at the Museum. I only gave ONE obligatory laugh when the Captain Jack Swallows character stabbed another character, but other than that, I did not laugh at all. I actually wish that I could have stabbed myself during this movie because at least then I would have had a reason to leave my father there in the theater. Even my father was embarrassed that he wanted to see this movie after it was over. I'm sure that this marks the end of a career for most of these young actors and definitely delivers a blow to the suffering careers of the other more established actors. As far as the acting extras, I suggest that you omit this movie from your resume, because it will only hurt you.
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