Title: Amazing cable! Sexually pleasing!!!
Product review: I was going to tell everyone what great quality this cable is, but honestly, I never got around to plugging it in. Since getting it, I just can't stop rubbing it all over my hot sweaty body while touching myself. Oh well, it's $500 well spent. Much better than those Real Dolls!
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