Title: Thank goodness I opened it first! . .
Product review: I purchased this as a secret-Santa gift. I thought it was so cute! Just to make sure it was okay, I removed the plastic and played it. It is horribly out of tune. It sounds like an off-key, drunken and creepy version of "when you wish upon a star". I could keep it as a really creepy conversation piece ("Hey, you want to know what a nightmare sounds like?"), but I'm going to return it instead.
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