Title: Ten pounds of FAIL
Product review: We here in Maine don't keep 10 pound lobsters because they are over the legal size limit. But those jerks in Mass, NY, NH, and worst of all CANADA keep them and then pretend they were caught in Maine and sell them to bankers and yuppies. Big lobsters like this are important to the lobster's sustainability since they can have like a billion babies. Eat this if you also like the taste of BALD EAGLE meat.
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