Title: fairy tailspin
Product review: I'm not kidding. Imagine Liz Phair hiring one of the chicks from CocoRosie to help fashion some old cowboy tunes, cuddly wuddly-like. Don't get me wrong; Mirah's great to look at, as far as little milf-elfs go, but I did not come here for patty-cake lessons. And I suppose it's been a fun run, but let's smell that coffee and hire a proper singer, enough already.Personally, I think it should be a guy instead of a girl. I think it would be a real sweet deal if they could steal Chris Cornell away before he frees Soundgarden of its last remaining crumbs of respectability by shaking the rancid corpse out for one final, shameful dance.Well anyway, this album, it's like that balloon that gets away at the water park when you're looking up into the sunshine, slouched on an inner tube. It's a nice moment and all, but I'm about to hit the rapids, yo! Talk at ya later, dogz!
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