Title: You will like this movie if...
Product review: ...you are dazzled by cheap special effects with overscored sound bursts -- whoosh-bam! -- swiss cheese plotlines, and Frenchmen who have Transylvanian accents. I know what you're thinking: "Wow! I never thought having A.D.D. could be so advantageous to maintaining a normal sleep pattern!" That's right -- if you've struggled to follow difficult storylines like those in "Titanic" and "Batman Forever," then "Queen of the Damned" is for you. This movie will naturally keep you awake even when others are forced to reach for the Trucker's Choice! Don't be bothered by those annoying questions like, "Why did that happen" or "Who's that" any more! Buy the DVD version RIGHT NOW -- buy 4 and round out a full set of coasters! Mmmm... Vampires. (eeaw.)
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