Title: Proof that Adults Hate Kids
Product review: What psycho would want to subject their innocent child to such pathetic garbage? These two hobbits were merely annoying when they were on T.V. but they are downright toxic in this dreck. How about subjecting your kids to a real film like "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" or even "Kiki's Delivery Service"? Don't insult your brood by forcing them to sit through this mess!
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