Title: The Emperor's new DVD
Product review: I know it's obvious that everyone loves this film because it's artsy and different, or perhaps they -want- desperately to like it because it's artsy and different, but from where I'm sitting, Before Sunset was possibly the dullest 80 minutes of my life.You could write a pretty good summary of everything that happens in this movie using no verbs other than "walk" and "talk", and the occasional "sit". In fact, I will:Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy, reunited after many years, walk around France and converse, not necessarily about anything of interest to anyone including, it seems, themselves. They occasionally take a break from their walking to sit down, while continuing to converse and continuing to not say anything of interest. The end.There, I just saved you the price of a movie rental and most of the time you would have wasted watching it, the exact amount of time depending on how quickly you read that last paragraph.You're welcome.
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