Title: "Juicy Fruit" contender for lamest song, ever
Product review: I'm not sure whether to give this thing one or five stars. Juicy Fruit is a strong contender for the lamest song, ever, in the history of the universe. Even from the introduction, you know you're in for a really bad 6 minutes...so bad, it's good.From the retarded drumbeat, to the schizophrenic baseline, to the half-cooked lyrics (juicyyyyyyyyy!), this is by far one of the worst songs I've ever heard. It makes me go into hysterics every time I hear it. You know what? I think everyone should go and listen to this song, it's beyond hilarious.Best appreciated while stoned. Love, the great big green pony in the sky.
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