Title: Battle to keep my eyes open
Product review: The writer tried hard to press all the hero and patriot buttons, but failed to make me care about the characters. The premise was pretty stupid too. Aliens come to steal our water because it's so rare? Crack an astronomy text. I won't even address the implausibility of traveling interstellar space and then getting beaten up by hairless apes with projectile weapons. I made it through the whole thing, but just barely.I'm perfectly willing to offer up my suspension of disbelief for a story. But don't ask me to stick my head in a blender.
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