Title: Hey Hey
Product review: Nothing tells a woman you live her as much as fake candles, elevator music and an ersatz fire. While you are at it (which you will not be if you show her this) why not buy her a Zirconium engagement ring and tell her it is a real diamond? Of course this will probably work if you live in a trailer or a cardboard shack. The fear that the place may burn down with real fire could show how much you care.
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