Title: Oh, Please
Product review: If you like your sentiments heavy-handed and your cliches in great big servings, this is the novel for you. I have to admit, I put it down on page 107, figuring that if, after a hundred pages, I had not read a single thought I couldn't have read on a Hallmark card, I wasn't going to waste any more of my time. My advice to those who are thinking of reading this novel: Try thinking about love as shallowly as you possibly can for a few hours instead. It will be the same in the end.
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