Title: Shiny Showoff Shimmers Shallowly
Product review: It's fat-free decaf Green Day light, innit? The revolution will be televised. Elsewhere. But surely the teenie boppers won't notice. It sure LOOKS cool, though. Silver ink is just too damn sexy. Godspeed, little band.
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