Title: Who listens to this noise?
Product review: WTF *is* this? It's not danceable, it's not inspiring, it's not inspired, it's not even interesting. It's not relaxing, so it wouldn't even make good elevator music. Maybe this could be used to gently torture terrorist suspects in captivity. They'd all confess within 2 hours I'm sure. Other than that, this would seem to be a total waste of vinyl, plastic, and production resources. Come to think of it, I'm wasting my time reviewing it. I used to be a Yes fan, but this has no resemblance... what was I thinking. Eeewwww!! Take it away! Please!
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