Title: is this the world's worst novel?
Product review: There's no need to read beyond three words to answer that question. Author Savage, in this self-published tomb, begins a sentence, "Jeff glared seductively..." Although it did make for a laugh-filled lunch hour, as several of us attempted to mimic thesemutually exclusive facial expressions, you should save your time for something really important. Examining belly button lint, alphabetizing your prescriptions, or polishing the inside of your CD cases would all be far more productive.
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