Title: excruciating pain
Product review: Remember Steve Martin's "Cruel Shoes"? These are them. I bought the black patents and got four blisters in four blocks. It's now five days later and I still have band-aids on my feet. I'm actually afraid of these shoes. The leather ones might be fine, and the patent ones certainly *look* pretty, but I've developed a facial tic at the thought of wearing them again.
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