Title: Lacking in Every Area
Product review: This is the worst release I could've imagined by this band. This band is capable of so much more. Previous releases like 'The Ethereal Mirror,' 'Carnival Bizarre,' and the 'Soul Sacrifice' EP prove the worth of this ensemble. The mood of this release almost seems that this band has run out of ideas. The guitar and bass chords are flat and repetitive, and the drums are less-than-respectable. This release is as much fun to listen to as an insurance seminar.
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