Title: Utterly Appalling
Product review: This is quite possibly the worst film I have ever seen. It is an insult to the original movie, but even were it to stand alone it could only be described as meandering, trite and totally incredible. What on earth were the directors and producers thinking of?The movie flits between stealing sequences and lines verbatim from the original and introducing utterly pointless, meaningless sequences that have nothing to do with the original story. The directing, acting and bizarre distortions of the storyline combine to turn every scene into a complete mess. Cage's acting is always crap, but William Shatner could have done a better job of this.Lazy, cheap and nasty. Watch the original classic British horror film - it's great, but don't waste your time or money on this truly awful drivel. Drying paint is more captivating.
Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
