Title: A downward spiral into literary hell
Product review: Oh, wow, did this book start off wonderfully! But guess what? The sheer joy ended about a hundred pages before the end, comparable to the sort of silence that falls after someone cuts a loud fart. Get it? Don't bother! I should probably sue for my money back and tack on damages for mental anguish. Ew, ick!
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