Title: Mind-Blowing Brilliance
Product review: A classic film featuring such memorable lines as "Griffin is now of the Dragon!" and featuring Corey Haim at the height of his powers, it will make you want to live in a futuristic dystopia where young men in white trenchcoats get around on their 'blades' peddling an illicit drug called mist in an effort to return a fallen America to its former glory. Bring on the Day of the Rope!
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