Title: Wasps!
Product review: Upon first handling this cable you may notice a warm tingling sensation in the fingertips and slight smell of brown shoes in the rain. DO NOT WORRY. This is just your body adjusting to the superior sound quality. In time this effect will fade as the cable will change your DNA to accept the new technology. As long as you don't try to fight during the transition period, it will not hurt.The only disadvantage to this cable over, say, one that normal people would buy, is the wasps. They have become unbearable. They wait outside my door now. I think they like the smooth midrange and they can't get enough. I've tried to fight them off and distract them with a Bang & Olufsen system but they can tell the difference!Stock up on Raid before buying.
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