Title: Dear God in heaven, help me please now!
Product review: Can you take it? Can you? Really? 'Cause if you can't, don't buy these. They are serious: Salt and alum and salt and alum and maybe a little plum -- but for sure, there's salt and alum. Serious salt -- and I like salt. So be sure to order a mirror to go with them, because the twisted pucker your face will go into will be worth the price, plus shipping. Buy these, and buy a mirror. I dare you. I hear the wily Japanese eat a couple a day to start out their days -- detox the liver and all that. I'd rather give up drinking (and that ain't gonna happen). Good luck.
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