Title: Take Some Advice From The Third Song...
Product review: Here's some heavy advice from The Dipper. Send this CD single to Kim Il Jong, the weasel leader of North Korea. It has a MOVIE on it. Dear Leader is bananas about movies (and also is just plain bananas). He will watch this CD over and over, listening to the schmaltzy, vapid piffle called "Forever & Always" until his skull goes supernova. The world will then be a much finer (and snazzier) place all because you bought this horrific CD and did the right thing by getting it off the North American continent. Consider it your Yankee Doodle Dandy responisibility to make fun of this trash as often and as brutally as possible. Better yet, buy this CD used so Shania doesn't get an even bigger head and thinks she has talent and puts out more of this schlock. Remember: it's all about song number three....
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