Title: Unwatchable
Product review: Between the narration of every event we see on screen ("It was easy to tail his car because it was bright red"), Heigl's unplaceable affected accent, and lifeless directing, this movie is simply unwatchable. It's not terrible, which at the least would be an interesting trainwreck, but is unambitious and lacking in style. The narration, particularly, drags the movie down, and seems to treat the audience like they have never seen a movie before and might have trouble linking one seen to the next without a recap of the plot and how the next scene fits into it.
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