Title: This movie was so bad I fell asleep twice.
Product review: What a complete disapointment. If I hadn't fallen asleep I would have left long before it was over. Who in their right mind could have enjoyed this film, let alone nominate it for best picture? Awful film. Boring film. Pointless film. Stupid film. Bad film. A complete waste of time and money. I hope the producers and everyone else involved in this movie lost their shirt. I would have given it less than one star if you'd have let me.
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