Title: This film is...is...well, not good
Product review: I'd give this film one - yes, one! - star if not for the engaging and imaginative first half hour. After that, it's all downhill. A promising beginning that had my full attention dissolves into an unfunny mess, and it's painful to watch it happen. You can sense the movie is just not going to take off, and guess what? It doesn't. In the portal. Out of the portal. In the portal. Out of the portal. Dopey characters that were more like cartoons than real flesh and blood people. A plot that might have sounded good on paper but on celluloid failed miserably to hold my interest. Plus, a script that thought it was far more clever than it actually was.My own mother said I had to see this preposterous nonsense. Shows you what she knows.
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