Title: BUBBLEGUM SCREENPLAY, SUGARLESS DIALOGUE, AND LOW IN PHAT.
Product review: IF THIS IS INDEPENDENT FILMMAKING, I'LL TAKE HOLLYWOOD GLOSS ANYDAY. I'D RATHER FLUSH A TOILET 1000 TIMES IN A ROW AND WATCH THE WATER SPIRAL DOWN INTO THE PIPES. I WOULD HAVE CLICK'D THAT "I OWN IT" BUTTON BEFORE REVIEWING, BUT I THREW THIS JUNK IN THE TRASH WHERE IT BELONGS. WORDS COULD DISCRIBE HOW POORLY THIS WAS PUT TOGETHER. BUT I THINK I'VE WASTED ENOUGH TIME. IT'S A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS.
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