Title: It Kind Of Bites
Product review: Shark Night has plenty of cute shirtless guys, and a scary looking shark. Unfortunately, that's about the only positive things I can say about it. And the shark doesn't get nearly as much screen time as those three psycho's do, played by Chris Carmack, Joshua Leonard, and Donal Logue. The movie is mostly boring, especially when compared to 2010's Piranha remake, another recent big-budget killer fish movie. Piranha had awesome gore, a sense of humor, and lots of skin, which are things that Shark Night is lacking. See it on TV, if you see it all all.
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