Title: God, how I wanted you to be good...
Product review: FUTUREKICK!!Saying it out loud sounds fantastic. It just rolls off the tongue. Hell, even the trailer featured on other Horizon releases looks pretty awesome, and sells you exactly what you want: kicking...in the future. So, by all means, it's gotta be great, right? WRONG!This film is boring. The worst thing an "action" movie can be is boring, and this film is boatloads of boring. It's bad in all the wrong ways, and believe me, I love me some bad movies when they're the right kind of bad. Futurekick is not that kind...it's the worst kind. Don't watch this. Go find a copy of Penitentiary 3 and thank me later.
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