Title: Touched
Product review: Insipid! Trite! Poorly written! Appalling! Distasteful! Putrescent! Nauseating! I wanted to cancel my email account after reading this pile of drivel! Schlock! A colossal dung heap of a book constructed out of words unfortunate enough to be chosen by the author!
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