Title: Choptank River
Product review: I make no apologies for Will Hung, for I am a Screaming Eagle. Gerard Manley Hopkins said, "Each mortal thing does one thing the same", an axiom which still rings throughout the lonesome gut of Bill Monroe's mandolin, suggesting each man and woman does similar things....Will Hung sings. As a Screaming Eagle my beak opens and closes when I talk, Will Hung does not have any beak advantages at all, none so ever, but still maintains the dignity and self-respect of a golfer spray-painted silver. Go ahead and shake your fists full of American Express and complain but you are as complacent as the martinis in your belly you stir with each gesture. Hung sings and devils dine. Caw-caw!
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