Title: What The Hell....
Product review: House on Haunted Hill is a terrible movie. It starts out like a moderately decent remake of the original, but about twenty minutes into it, things go out the window. After a creepy opening scene, the plot goes out the window in favor of meaningless shocks and laughable fx. Just when one thinks this joke of a horror movie can't get any worse, it does, with a poorly animated 'ghost cloud' thats presence goes unexplained and its defeat comes effortlessly and questionably.With the exception of Geoffrey Rush's wonderful performance as Mr. Price, House on Haunted Hill is a joke, a great cast (Famke Jannsen, Jeffrey Combs and Peter Gallagher) can't save the remaining untalented hacks, the fx laughable and the plot-nonexistant. Do yourself a favor and buy the 1958 version with Vinent Price and leave this turkey to the brain damaged teenagers who think that Urban Legend is also a good movie.
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