Title: This film is terrible - and I'm being kind
Product review: The film blows!To invoke Nietzsche: What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: "You have to spend the rest of your days with Morvern Callar"...Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? And then follow up with slitting your wrists? Yes, we all would - because she's the most vacuous excuse for a filmic character in the history of cinema! The dead boyfriend has more screen-presence!The film blows!Montaigne suggests that two passes are required for a difficult author, but no more than this...I gave the film three viewings, and to paraphrase Montaigne, it's no longer a problem with me, the problem is with the film, the director, the actors, and the sound-man - also, the BBC must take a hit for this atrocious production (you actually funded this $#@^?)The film blows!Have I made myself clear?To conclude and reiterate: The film blows!
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