Title: Pile of suck.
Product review: This movie was boring. Gouge-my-eyes-out boring. Please-stop-the-pain boring. Make-it-end boring. Until the very end, when our hero manages to survive for half an hour after having his heart bisected by a broadsword. But, never fear, the boredom continues for a good ten minutes afterward. If your wife tries to tell you this is like "Braveheart", tell her, "Look, honey, I rented Braveheart!" Then you can both avoid the pain of her dirty, dirty lies. Baby arm.
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