Title: Low budget B movie.
Product review: I have this amazing knack for buying/renting movies that seem really good (judging by the cover) and turn out to be 100% crap. This is another one of them. If there was a plot, it escaped me. Borrow this from a friend, but only if you are depressed and need to watch something horribly stupid to cheer yourself up.
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