Title: Worst piece of garbage ever written
Product review: this is one of the worst pieces of garbage ever written. i leave better literary masterpieces in the porcellan goddess every day. only a retard would read this. if you even remotely have a brain you would read anything by jonathan maberry. now hes one of the best writers ever. myers is dumber than a retarded retard. jonathan maberry is very knowledgeable about vampires and other monsters.
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