Title: I'd give no stars if it were an option!
Product review: Sevendust is for kids who wear those silky baggy shirts with flames on them and smell bad. It's music for inbred skanks whose idea of romance is the dirty sanchez. These unoriginal "children of the korn" have somehow programmed this disc to take away IQ points from your brain as you listen to it. But if you're a tool and have never heard anything NOT played on MTV, it might actually impress your ignorant ass, you hot topic clone.
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