Title: Most terrible book ever written!
Product review: Nicholas Sparks needs to take a beginner's writing class. The plot is cliched (man falling for woman, man dies and leaves romantic tragedy behind), the characters one-dimensional, and his prose is riddled with hackneyed phrases, empty description, and boring dialogue. How this book ever became a bestseller is shocking to me. I was left literally gagging at the end and believe this will be the first time a movie surpasses a book in meaning and beauty for me. At least with a movie you have beautiful scenery to watch.
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