Title: Never Saw the Big Deal
Product review: New Metallica, old Metallica, both are worthless artifacts from their respective time periods. Always sounding like the gay Slayer, Metallica's only decent purpose in my eyes was for good bands to be able to cover their second rate attempts at thrash. My theory? Anyone who owns a Metallica shirt has an I.Q. below 65.
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