Title: Written for the stage--shouldn't be a novel
Product review: If you're looking for over the top writing that would be better suited for a monologue on a stage--in an elementary school gymnasium--complete with velvety dress and a pointed hat with foil stars. I've lived in Salem, MA and seen ridiculous displays of foolery, and this fits right in with the rest of the kitsch. A useless waste of time for any reader older than 10.Also, the author spent a bit of time living in Seattle, where the first five-star review hails from; anyone want to bet they know one another?
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