Title: harken to my words
Product review: I could write a better book than "Incidents of Egotourism in the Temporary World" by bashing my head repeatedly against a computer keyboard while the machine was running "Microsoft Notepad." I could take a cr@p in one of those grade school composition books with the black and white camouflage pattern on the front and rear covers, place said book in a lawn and leaf garbage bag full of beer cans and stray whiskey bottles, shake the contents, reach inside the bag, and remove a much finer novel.But then again, I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Kwisatz Haderach, the Dog's Bollocks. My f@rts smell like roses and sound like Tchiakowski. My urine cures all known diseases while tasting like a 1991 Beaujolais...In short, even though i may be able to defecate a better book then this, that doesn't mean it isn't a good book, one that I highly recommend.
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