Title: New Kids on the Block are better
Product review: I can't say that I'm a big fan of this song. Ever since this song's introduction to the music scene, my boyfriend has been obsessed with it. He refuses to take me to Chinese food restaurants or wear anything other than Abercrombie and Fitch. Additionally, my boyfriend has racked up hundreds of dollars by text messaging the lyrics to his friend's and anyone whose number he can find. Some point out that its poignant and poetic lyrics help us to remember our tumultuous teenage years in a more positive and freespirited light. I however, am taken to a dark dark place when reminded of McCauly Culkin's repeated abandonment during the Christmas holdays. I will give it one star for giving accolades to the one and only Kevin Bacon. Who wouldn't love Tremors, Hollow Man, or Flatliners?! Although you will find originality in this song, I think the New Kids on the Block had a lot more hits than this band will ever see.
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