Title: "1 Star," Because Zero Wasn't an Option.
Product review: ...Truly, it was a ghastly read, ... The characters are such hollow cliches that you will laugh at their illogical (and pointless) predicaments, and cry when you realize that you still have more pages to wade through. You will find yourself unable to choose between reading more of the horrid, soap opera dialogue and being punched in the stomach repeatedly by a random thug.The "humor" isn't remotely humorous. The "tension" isn't remotely tense. ...
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