Title: Never mistake a slow pace for profundity
Product review: Never mind what chin-stroking "intellectuals" say about this overweight monstrosity of a film. The first order of any movie is to entertain and enlighten. This movie utterly fails in the first task, and succeeds only partly in the second. If you liked this then you'll love nature films. You'll also like watching molasses drip down and iceberg.
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