Title: It's Aliiiiiivvvvvve
Product review: Whatever you do, do not buy your daughter a Baby Alive, no matter how much she whines and begs and promises to take care of it. Read my lips: Don't do it.A Baby Alive eats, poops and pees just like a real baby. But unlike a real baby, she doesn't clean up very well, so her delicate places become gooped and gross. She starts to develop a lingering smell. Even my daughter began to dread the Baby Alive. When her brother would start mixing food to feed it, my daughter would cry, "Noooooooo."I say don't do it, with one caveat. If you have an adolescent daughter whom you'd like to discourage from risking getting in the maternal way, get her a Baby Alive and ALL of the accessories. Make her feed it every 4 hours. After this experience, she will join a convent when she is of age.Lucy Adams, author ofTuck Your Skirt in Your Panties and Runand If Mama Don't Laugh, It Ain't Funny
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