Title: This Is Not A Review, It's A Warning
Product review: I am a voracious reader, but I hardly ever bother to take the time to review a book. I'm making an exception as a public service. This is not a review. It's a warning. Don't waste your time or money on this book. I checked out many of the glowing reviews of it, and stayed up half the night reading it, waiting for something good to happen. It didn't. This book is awful. Ugly. Boring. Crap.
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