Title: Not Even Worth A Real Review
Product review: I don't review often, but when I do, it's always a thoughtfully put and honest review. This movie that I just wasted 88 minutes of my life on (which felt more like 2 1/2 hours) isn't worth a real review by me. I just didn't like seeing this movie having a 2 1/2 star rating. It deserves nothing more than 2.One-Line actual review: Movies this bad can only be justified by over-the-top gore, which can only come from an R rating or non-rated.
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