Title: Poor script. Meh.
Product review: As much as I love Johnny Depp, and as much as Depp throws himself into this movie, it just still kinda sucks. I also love Eva Green -- A LOT but that also doesn't help. The script just sucks, plain and simple. The plot sucks. A limp, lifeless movie.
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