Title: It's so bad, it's laughable
Product review: First of all, the story drags and drags. It seems like the stalker has "impure" thoughts about Audrey every other page, which gets awfully boring. Also, the characters are written like stick figures from a bad straight-to-video movie. I love this genre of book -- but this one just doesn't cut it. I was so bored, I ended up reading the ending about 1/3rd of the way through the book so I could get it over with. Don't waste your money.
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