Title: This movie blows like I thought it would
Product review: Let's start by saying I hate the sudden surge of all the pg-13 horror movies directed at making pre-pubescent girls jump (there is a reason the only good review on this site is from a kid). This movie actually manages to be less scary and make less sense than "The Grudge". The only scary moments in the movie are jump moments and not one of them made me jump, there is no tension or creepy parts in the movie at all. The last half-an-hour of the movie doesn't even make sense by horror standards. The only reason I'm not pissed that I saw it is because I saw it for free. The only entertainment that can be derived from this waste of celluloid, is that you can watch it with your buddies and make fun of it.
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