Title: Mr. Maudlin
Product review: Oh, I screamed all right...because Dean Koontz has descended to a new level of bad writing. He tries so hard to make us care about the main characters, but they're so sweet he could package them and get into the saccharin business. 'The Fabulous Stillwater Parenting Machine'...'"They are very kissable...So's your tush"! Give me a break, even the Brady Bunch wasn't this bad! The antagonist, by the way, is a genetically engineered guy (I am so tired of evil scientists being the cause of all known sorrow in the world) who isn't even given a chance to reform, just shot. Bang. Then, in a scene borrowed from Dark Rivers of the Heart, the main characters change their names and live happily ever after
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