Title: In a word, pathetic!
Product review: Extraordinarily, abysmally, even spectacularly disappointing! The video is a total, unmitigated failure. Trust me, you will learn nothing, unless you don't exactly know what sex is, and there are few such people over the age of 18. The techniques are so basic and beginner-level it's almost humorous. But having wasted time viewing this pathetic production, I'm not laughing; I feel only contempt and disgust.
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