Title: Sober Music That Sucks
Product review: I was a diehard Van Halen fan until hearing this album. VH III lacks the "My Guitar Will Kick Your Ass" overtones previous VH albums contained, instead offering limp-wristed songs about politics and other innane topics that just don't fit the VH paradigm. Its as if Eddie took a long hike in the woods with Peter Frampton and just turned into a big wussy.Solution: Send Gary/Kato back to Boston, swallow your pride, do a couple of shots, and call Sammy. Beg him to return to the band. Give him publishing rights, whatever it takes. Just do it.
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