Title: Can I have some toilet paper please?
Product review: It seems someone was in the bathroom doing #2 and thought "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if there was a movie where a woman gets pregnant and she gets into an accident and instead of removing her dead baby from her womb, she gives birth to it. Even though the baby is dead, it comes alive but it's not really alive because it's really a ZOMBIE BABY" OMG, how is it that no one has ever thought of this?. And OMG, wait for it...the baby drinks blood instead of milk! So, like the smell that existed in that bathroom at that moment, this movie stinks. It's boring, silly and an incomplete thought. There's nothing new or interesting about it. This movie makes no sense and takes something that you would normally see as a miracle and turns it upside down without any explanation or cause. If you have common sense skip it, if you want to be shocked and need no plot-line or good writing then please rent this movie.
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