Title: You tried, at least...
Product review: ...but you, Mr. Dietz, have failed.This "novel" (used in the loosest sense of the word) is little more than a walkthrough crossed with fanfiction. The Master Chief, most disturbingly, was deformed horribly. Gone is the deadly green war machine, the Man Of Few Words who has effectively become the Mario of Microsoft. Too much dialogue, and lines that weren't in the game sound more like they belong to a wanna-be badass in some cheesy action movie.Mr. Dietz, I pray you have no involvement with the writing of 343i's new Reclaimer Trilogy. Otherwise, I fear you may turn John-117 into Duke Nukem.
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