Title: Purple prose at its best... er... worst
Product review: Vampires don't sparkle in the sun, period. If Ms. Meyer had wanted something that sparkled, she could have made Edward and his family fairies, or some other kind of magical creature. And you can't have vampires without fangs. Period.Bella Swan is nothing more than a Mary Sue. She is a cardboard character with no spine, and to have guys falling over one another for her is something that anyone can see in a bad Mary Sue fanfiction. And Edward... oh god, how many times can he be described? Meyer/Bella goes on and on and on and ON AND ON AND ON about how handsome/beautiful Edward is.Of course, Edward himself is also a flat character. All he has going for him is his looks. That's all. His behavior and speech is nonsense. he keeps telling Bella to stay away from him yet he won't leave her alone.Doesn't anyone wonder why a group of vampires is in highschool?After I read about Edward's arms being described as 'scintillating', I couldn't take it any more.
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