Title: Twilight was so boring that...
Product review: ...when my mother read part of it to me my mind started wandering and I started thinking about sidewalks. That's right people, SIDEWALKS. Thinking about SIDEWALKS was more exciting to me than listening to twilight. Do you really want to read a book that's less exciting than a flattened piece of rock?
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