Title: what a bunch of hooey.
Product review: In MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE by Nicholas Sparks, a sensitive, yet regular kind'o guy,is sending out letters of love to his deceased wife. He puts them into a bottle and flings them into the briny deep. This is after he has drunk the contents of said bottle, probably vodka. A nosy, disillusioned reporter lady finds a bottle and sets out in search of him and love. This is the kind of situation that keeps Jerry Springer in business. As it turns out, the hero (named Garret) grows to care deeply for the heroine, but in the end, his heart remains in the grave as the quaint Victorian saying went. (Stephen King handles a similar situation much better in Bag of Bones, of course with SK, the heart really IS in her grave). I think after reading this loser, that John Gray and Nicholas Sparks ought to go into business together writing touchy-feely greeting cards. THUMBS DOWN.
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