Title: Horriblely written fanfiction that somehow got published.
Product review: After 500 pages of the main character, Bella, whining about how unperfect she is (she is beautiful and smart by the way) and how absolutely perfect her love interest is, Edward, I was relieved to finally close the book for good and trash the thing. From sparkly vampires to whiney Mary-Sues this crappy somehow-got-published-fanfiction is a definately must-skip. Don't get brainwashed by the huge hype for the film or the hordes of fangirls, they don't know what a good novel is.
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