Title: The Pale Prince's Puerile Pandering
Product review: Little Andy E., the pale ponce, spews forth another scary assortment of noises that go pompous in the night. Only This Corrosion comes close to any real emotion or even the kind of "big dark rawk" grandeur that Bro Sister was evidently aiming for. Even as an old friend of the elegant Ms. Morrison, I have to give this one a black-fingernail-polished thumbs-down.
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