Title: ED WOOD LIVES
Product review: Remember the name Conrad Glover-he wrote,directed,produced and stars in this piece of guano that makes 'Plan Nine From Outer Space' look like 'Citizen Kane'. The sound is hollow, the production values are nil, the script is beyond idiotic, and the cast can't even be referred to as actors and watch the characters playing the rich parents of two kidnapped girls-they dress and look as if they were cast at a soup kitchen on skid row. Another classic piece of casting involves the police detective investigating the two missing girls-she has longer dredlocks than the alien from the Predator movies, and is scarier. Please, please, please Mr Glover don't make any more movies.
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