Title: Make A Good Weapon
Product review: We've had this in our kitchen for several years now, but avoid using it if at all possible. It's extremely heavy and the handle is shaped so as to make it nearly impossible to prop between your ear and your shoulder. Dialing is a bit slow because of the placement of the numbers. All in all, I guess if a burglar came into my house at the exact same time I was using this phone, I would feel safer because it's weight at the end of the cord could act like an ancient mace and knock the intruder out. An excellent weapon I think.
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