Title: BORING, REPETATIVE, UNIMAGINATIVE...STINKS
Product review: Here's what ya do. Play the same three chord progression over and over. Every now and then throw in a minor chord to make the song appear to have a chorus or a bridge. Moan the lyrics, attempting to do a bad impression of either Dave Matthews or Bob Dylan. Get some critic enamoured with your words of longing and love, hope you get a good "alternative" review. If you do your home free....for at least a few albums, and then hopefully disappear.This poor guy does not have an origional musical bone in his body. He's the darling of the moment, and without a mention from Dave Mathews would have gone nowhere. I'm trading this one in at the record store asap.
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