Title: This movie is terrible.
Product review: Unless you're 15 years old, you'll think this movie is terrible. It is. Totally.You might ask yourself "why is Beth going to go ahead and give it 2 stars if its so terrible?" I'll tell you why. Shannon Whatsername is hot, and almost makes watching this movie bearable. Watch ten minutes, pleasure yourself, and then return to your day.
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