Title: So bad it's (almost) good.
Product review: This is the kind of book that makes me wonder: How did it get published? Why does anyone admire it? The premise is preposterous, the plot twists implausible, and the writing hackneyed. My favorite sentence (one of many): "The most he'd been able to gain from all that had happened was that his father, and any number of others, had been victims of a complex and macabre conspiracy involving a secret elitist Nazi group's experiment in low-temperature atomic surgery." You can guess whose severed head finally shows up in the final paragraph!
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