Title: i woulda give "no" stars, mon
Product review: dis book vex me much-much! in da words of de immortal johnnyrotten: "ever felt like you been cheated! " oh man, dat be me! dis book fly out da window from my hands--dis book de zenith of solipcistic charletanism, mon. dis book stinky-stinky--much-much! mon, dis guy want be david foster wallace (not a good ambition, mon, david foster wallace way pretentious too), but he no dwf! one giant yawn for dis doorstop of book. i see dis author somewhere, i give him "what for" dat's what i do! don't believe dah hype!
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