Title: short, sweet, and to the point.
Product review: Horrible... HORRIBLE movie. If they were going to modernize the story, they could have modernized everything. The fact that they were still speaking old English was stupid! It just didn't work. And, good god, the whole "GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!" scene was atrocious. Finish the fight over an answering machine? Blasphemy. HORRIBLE horrible horrible movie. I would give it zero stars if that was an option.
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