Title: Embarrassing Rubbish
Product review: There's not much to say about this feeble Hollywood movie-by-numbers effort. Awful script, weak directing, wooden acting... everyone involved with this piece of utter nonsense should be thoroughly embarrassed. No cliche left unturned, no stale trope left unused. A movie without a single redeeming feature except, of course, that it finally comes to an end. Avoid at all costs unless you want a premature aneurism.
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