Title: Horrifyingly painful
Product review: This film is so terribly awful. I feel as though I can make an audacious claim such as this because I have seen it 4 or 5 times. It's the ultimate "watch and be in awe" movie for slumber parties/anniversaries/bar mitzvahs.Nothing happens at all throughout most of the movie. One good kill, and a bunch of lesser kills in an attempt to keep you watching. And the zombies never really do anything scary. They just kind of hang out on sand dunes and make scary sounds while their masks deteriorate.
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