Title: This movie is truly amazing (ly bad)
Product review: Wow, I see what everyone was saying. This definitely has to be the best movie ever! Let me give you a few examples of its amazingness. For example, what other movie ties in totally random Animal Planet scenes throughout the movie while brilliantly avoiding attaching them to the plot in any way? Your kids will absolutely love this movie (assuming of course they were born without any conception of reality). I really can't believe that this movie didn't win the academy award for special effects (which rival movies like Lord of the Rings and the Matrix). Like the scene where he's flying above the factory. You can almost imagine that he's acting! The brilliant screenplay will tug at your heartstrings with such profound quotes as "Mom...are we there yet? There are nothing but trees around here." If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm being sarcastic. This movie was horrible. Don't buy it if you value your sanity.
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