Title: Standard Hollywood Schlock
Product review: Nicolas Cage has these giant, overly-whitened teeth now. They are insanely distracting. He looks extremely pained when attempting a genuine smile in this Saturday morning style simpleton adventure flick. Warning: The nerdy, sarcasm-spewing computer-ace sidekick (as seen in every action movie made in the past 10 years) has never... ever... been more grating.
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