Title: eye - yi - eye!
Product review: Here's the best way to get through this flaccid tale of young love: every time the word "eyes" appears, take a shot. You'll be well and truly sloshed every ten pages but it makes reading "Twilight" a whole lot easier. Good grief! This writer needs a darn good editor. Take out all the teen introspection and endless descriptions of eyes, hair, faces, and hands, it would be half as long -- and that's a good thing! Very disappointing.
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