Title: Shaving Ryker's Beard
Product review: I watched this movie recently on Netflix and it's easy to tell why it failed. You've got a franchise premise that enables you to explore new worlds and seek out new life, so what do you do? The aliens look like humans, the surface of their world looks like Earth.There was an episode of Mystery Science Theater, where the mad scientist provided Joel with a one-word movie review: "Climbing." I can't tell you the secret recipe for a successful movie, else I would be writing movie scripts instead of Amazon reviews, but I can tell you this much: If you want your movie to be popular at the box office, don't go overboard on the climbing.
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