Title: Is Like Car Wreck, You Want to Turn Away, but Can't
Product review: Besides, I couldn't find the remote, was working on my laptop and didn't want to get up to go hunt for it. Also, I thought, man.. this is beautiful scenery. And it's Christopher Lambert - The Highlander! Lord Greystoke! He wouldn't be in a horrid film. It has to get better.He was. And it didn't. It only kept getting worse. It was seriously so bad, I kept thinking maybe it was the Monty Python edition.Dialogue.. ugh. Character development, cliched and nonexistant. Acting was nothing short of pathetic.Nothing. Made. Sense. Who made this film and why? A hundreds of year old strong immortal gets sidetracked by a girls boobs and gets "staked" by a 20 year old? Are you kidding me? Now.. if you can watch this for FREE, and have a bottle of booze, make it a drinking game. That might be fun. But if you "drink" at "any ridiculous part", you'll be schnockered 1/4 way through.Good for a laugh, nothing more.
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