Title: Don't waste time reading reviews; just watch the film!
Product review: I'm not going to waste your time with protracted impressions, criticisms or superlatives. Just go watch the film; it's absolutely brilliant and funny. You will not regret one second spent perusing it. Go now, there's a fine time waiting for you in Crime Spree.
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