Title: The God of Phfffffft
Product review: It's hard to believe I watched the same movie everyone else did. The great mead swilling Norse God, warrior born and bred for what could have been a great movie had the grit been piled on by the ton. Instead what we get a film part X-Men (the opening fight was more danger room than anything else with characters acting more like inexperienced 20 somethings rather than gods) and part Love Story. Throw in the girl power performance of Portman, the near instant transformation of a God of War suddenly in touch with his soft and gooey side and enough over the top 'oooh shiny' and you've been delivered the latest in bland crowd pleasing hollywood bile.Seriously it was like watching Superman Returns all over again. This film was just another case of Follow the Money Makers. Romance, a shallow plot and a green screen. Here's to hoping Captain America doesn't (completely) follow in this piece of garbage's footsteps...
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