Title: If this book was made into a movie, it would be "straight to DVD"
Product review: I can't believe how many people like this book! The author is clearly an amateur - I was not surprised to see this is her first book. The story barely held my interest, the characters were flat, shallow, and one-dimensional and relied completely on stereotypes. The book has a series of one-liners that you can tell the author thought were witty and wrote onto a list, then plucked them off one by one to use in her book. It appears that the writer thinks her writing is clever and witty, but it really just reads like a sad first-attempt at a novel.
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