Title: Bizarre and uneven at best...
Product review: I'm surprised I didn't see this on an old MST3K episode.The aunt has a weird Linda Fiorentino-esque way of half-smiling ALL THE TIME, no matter whether a normal person would or not. Mr. Atlas touches his child friend so much that all during the first half of the movie I was half-suspecting this to be a NAMBLA Selection of the Month, so to speak. The plot is ... tired. The acting is weird.And then there is the parade of horrible characters: the drunk grandfatherly old Irish stablehand guy (really, he drinks in 75% of his screen appearances), the simpering villain who looks uncannily like George W. Bush, his mentally-deficient henchman who runs like he's trying out for the role of Jerry Lewis Imitator..... it goes on and on like this.I can't think of any reason to watch or own this movie except to laugh at it. I also can't figure out how it got 4 5-star ratings at the time of this review.... Seriously, is there lead in the nation's food?
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