Title: Longest, boring movie you will ever see!
Product review: I don't even think Pitt made an attempt to act in this picture! It would havebeen better, if he wasn't even in it. He was as entertaining as a wet orientalnoodle, stuck between your teeth. They had to shoot him, just so thestory line would pick up and some action would take place. If you like adark, dingy, slooooowwwww paced movie, starting a boring actor, this isthe one for you and almost three booorrriinnggggg hours long.
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