Title: The Dance of Dull
Product review: Give me a break! I was in seventh grade when I road my bike to Buzzard's Nest Records in Columbus, Ohio to buy Piece of Mind. Iron Maiden was incredibly awesome in their day. However, that day has long since gone. This album is entirely stale. Even my hero Bruce Dickinson sounds tired, especially compared to his brilliant Chemical Wedding, which was only a couple of years ago. There's just something about heavy metal bands: when they get old, the magic goes and they get stale. They should have retired years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years ago!
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