Title: Please make it stop!
Product review: A Bram Stoker Award Winner author, lots of praise from critics and only 225 pages long....this will be a very quick read!...198 pages and 1 year later... PLEASE KILL ME NOW! Why is this book taking me so long to read? Everybody else seems to like it, so why don't I? Am I less of a man if everybody seems to get it but I don't? Why? Why? Why? The book is mocking me! I've read 10 other books while simultaneously trying to finish the last 25 pages of "The Chore of Ill Children from Deliverance", but alas it seems I can't get past page 199. I am not worthy of finishing this highly praised piece of...(censored by the A Choir of Ill Children fanclub)! But if you like plotless, boring, weird (not the good weird), unfunny, unhorror, 225 page first person book that reads like a 1,000 page book, then by all means get this book! In fact you can have mine! Oh wait...I still have 25 pages left...this might be awhile...
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