Title: A Rolling, Flaming Ball of Garbage
Product review: I tend to write reviews of movies, CDs, etc., only when I have very strong feelings on the subject. I just watched this movie and was astounded by the large number and wide variety of bad ideas packed into it. I didn't know a movie could have this much action and yet be so boring. It's 85 minutes long, but it seemed like 85 hours. I didn't know that such bad actors could get star billing. You learn something new every day. Please don't make the same mistake I did, a mistake you will regret for the rest of your life. Get a different movie.
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