Title: One star is being too nice.
Product review: I cannot review it because I never even finished it! I hear Ulli Lommel use to make pretty good films. What happened? They replaced his brain with cocaine, heroin, crack, crystal meth and Everclear? This wasn't the first UL film I have laid my eye balls on. After watching at least 2 mins of the other ones, I went to get baptized by Jesus himself.
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