Title: Hogwash
Product review: The pits. This is so bad, it's painful. Bad acting. Long 'meaningful' glances, only no meaning. A woman takes off one day from her life and alights on Hog Island. She meets two fishermen. Complications ensue. Suicide. Rape. etc etc. It's icky. Oh yeah, it's an hour too long, too. Skip this.
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