Title: Don't get water on it!
Product review: After reading the reviews, I was excited to let my new cable bring me into hyperspace, and possibly play some music. After plugging it in, the shockwave rippled through my house and caused some water to spill on it. Before I even realized what I had done, the cable began to spasm. Small demon spawn cables began shooting out of it and terrorizing the neighborhood. I read the box but couldn't find a warning about the water spilling, that was until I vaguely remembered the old guy that sold it to me saying something weird in Alienese. I Googled the gargle he blurted out and found that he did warn me, albeit in a third world dead language. His welcome call still haunts me "Bonjour", crazy dead language. I had to give this one star as it destroyed the neighborhood.Edit: I found that sending this message over the same cable, it automatically added a star to it's rating. I didn't give it 2 stars, it did that itself!
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