Title: Good thing this is her then...
Product review: ...if it were her now...I'd be forced to shoot myself for every listening to her music. There is ONE track on this WHOLE CD worth listening to, 'Jenny from the Block'. Even then, it's all, 'I'M FROM THE BRONNNNNXXXXXX and YOU'RE NOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!'. All the songs are super slow ballads only worthy of Mariah Carey. ((Who's new CD is WAAAY better than this)) These ballads have reeeallly lovey-dovey titles like 'Dear Ben' and 'Baby, I Love You' that make you want to hurl at the mention of the songs. The lyrics are the worst. It sounds like she uses whatever words rhyme, throws them all into a blender, and out came this. 3 minute long ballads with a 2 minute musical intro. Leave this one on the shelf.((This disk doesn't even deserve one star, but there is no zero star option. Negative stars maybe?))
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