Title: Queen of the Bland
Product review: I didn't know an Anne Rice story could translate to the screen in such a dull fashion.Not tightly written, not tautly acted, not crisply edited. I guess the best thing to say about this movie is that it's a lesson in how not to make a movie.I wish I could go into more detail, but that would require thinking about this mind-numbingly dull pretense for a film.The film it reminds me of most is LOST IN SPACE which seemed like it could have been entertaining if someone had figured out how to present it in a way that wasn't so boring.Skip over this one in favor of BLADE II or practically any other vampire drama.
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