Title: listen to "Chomp" instead
Product review: I have a few problems with this album. First of all, I love Pylon's other albums, and reasonably expected "Chain" to be of equal quality. It isn't. Second, I don't want to completely bash it... for there's a few good songs. Three to be exact. "Look Alive," "There It Is," and "Sloganistic." Thirdly... well, it's almost impossible to treat badly. A totally harmless work by what are probably really nice and harmless people. But then again, everyone is harmless and most albums are too. So f**k it. This album sucks (read: is boring). Sorry Vanessa and Co., but I think you guys should of written more memorable material. When I think of this album, I think not of a specific song or two, but of how much it costed me -- two bucks. Brand new, too! C-
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