Title: Synthetic in every way
Product review: This CD is perfect background if you run an assisted living center. It is the worst of John Tesh, Jon Schmidt, et al mixed into one gauzy mess with far too much synthesizer. If the electronic Jetsons-organ in Emerald Fantasy doesn't make your teeth hurt, you're deaf. Wouldn't be surprised if it comes with a lavender doily and a coupon for Depends.
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