Title: Emotionless, bland & self indulgent
Product review: What a godawful piece of self indulgent, garbage. Clair Danes was ok. But her character has no self respect, personality or any significance to the story other than being the girl in a love triangle. An extremely long, boring movie about a love triangle with people who have no rapport whatsoever, and express no real attraction and have no reason to be together. It was like a modern day version of Jane Austen's Emma, but without that tedious interesting dialogue, and not a single redeemable character. There's occasional and jarringly pretentious narration by Martin himself. And a completely out of place, Three's Company plot twist with a co-worker trying to steal a rich boyfriend.
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