Title: Big-time misfire
Product review: The dialogue is riddled with cliches, the humor is unfunny, the supporting characters are caricatures, the suspense is tepid, some of the heart-tug scenes made me want to run screaming from the room. The first hour seemed like two. We don't learn the significance of the opening scene until much later, and when we do there's no payoff, no "aha." We are forced to wade through a ton of emotional muck to arrive at a totally predictable ending. Other than that, not a bad flick!
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