Title: Since he didn't live it, I don't have to read it to review it -- take that integrity!
Product review: I'd like to tell you another true story about redemption and strife. A lofted character raised on high, teetering with excess and frailty. Unaware of his plight which caused those around him such anguish, he tipped and tilted, wobbled and spun, precariosly close to the abyss. When at last feeling vindicated and secure the impending doom befell him. Caught between heaven and hell, falling through the space of a dark abyss, drugged and screaming, he crashed.And all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again.
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