Title: Look Away
Product review: I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I watched Crank. I used to be a Jason Statham fan, but now I find myself not so sure. He was great in Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and The Transporter. But this... This was just one guy's excuse to put complete junk in a movie. Let's just say that the "highlight" of the movie was the main character and his girlfriend going at it in the middle of Chinatown. And by the middle of Chinatown, I mean, on top of a newspaper stand surrounded by 50 people of Asian descent. It was like a train wreck: awful, but I couldn't look away. But when you find yourself asking "why did he have to take off his underwear to put on that hospital gown", you're watching the wrong movie. Spare yourself and rent something else.
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