Title: Just does NOT work
Product review: The Clapper has been around for over 10 years (15? 20?), but I'd never tried one until I was given one as a present a few days ago. Let me just say this: I'm so glad I didn't waste my precious dough on this piece of junk. It's nothing more than a piece of junk, a whimsical piece of junk, a worthless piece of junk. It's frustration upon frustration to no end. It simply does not work. My palms ache from the clapping and this POS just drives me crazy. I'm throwing it into trash, period. Don't bother. (To be fair, I've heard people having better, less random results when they cough or sneeze or laugh funny, but I tried, none of these worked for me at all.)
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