Title: It should get Negative Stars
Product review: This is the worst war movie ever made. They had some of the best actors, authentic equipment, filmed on location, and it sucked!!! almost three hours of torture. I only sat through to be sure it really did suck all the way to the end and it did!This is a cross between SNL's "Deep Thoughts" skit and "Apocolypse Now." No plot, the actors have cameo's, the action is non existant. It covers war as it really is, endless boredom, short battle with lots of gore, endless boredom, repeat. The movie seemed longer than the battle.It is a shame that such an important battle is represented by such a bad movie. Perhaps John Milius or Steven Spielburg will do Guadalcanal and the men who fought there, justice, like they did in "THe Rough Riders" and "Saving Private Ryan", which are as good as this movie is bad.If I wanted someone to talk, I would duct tape them to a chair, clamp their eyelids open a-la a Clockwork Orange, and force them to watch this movie.The movie is torture.
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