Title: So Cheesy It Smells
Product review: Wow! Some of the cheesiest lines and action I've ever seen. Old man Travolta tries to hustle but moves like a fat kid bundled up in a tight leather jacket and neckerchief in every scene, chowing down Royales with cheese 'cuz that's what cornballs do in Paris. I think Barney or the Teletubbies pack more action and have better lines than these two clowns. Did somebody seriously get paid to make this??!! I can't believe I paid $4.99 for this trash. I hope Travolta uses my money for a larger sized jacket. So he can stop moving like a Teletubby wrapped up in a diaper.
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