Title: Poo-Poo Platter
Product review: But unlike the Chinese appetiser, this stuff stinks. And to think, it's actually an improvment over their earlier tunes. Such cheesy, weak musicians. Partying with them must've been far more fun than hearing their music. The most interesting thing about this album is noting the real-life kickstart to the heart one of these musicians got from an adrenalin shot right after an overdose of smack before going onstage (was it Nikki Sixx? Oh, who cares).The only one in this band with any real talent was the drummer.ATTENTION TOMMY LEE: You've GOT to make another METHODS album! It's by far the coolest thing you've ever done. Get biddy wit' it!
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