Title: Amusing, but weak.
Product review: The author strikes a few funny notes amid a sea of generally flat prose. But overall, the reader is left with the impression of someone who's bragging about simply switching the people he lets define his views for him. I suggest a funnier title and more revealing approach to take (and I do mean this sincerely, if it's done well) is "Confessions of a Born Follower."
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