Title: The most money spent on a B movie ever!
Product review: First of all, I never write reviews! But this film was so bad it inspired me to spare you the trouble of sitting through the whole painful experience. The script for the whole two hour film could not have been more than 3 pages long! The trailer is actually better than the film itself and not nearly as tedious, it has 10 times more dialog and action. Come to think of it, even the trailer might be a little bit too long. This is the slowest movie that I've ever seen... Oh, and by the way, this movie has one of the worst soundtracks ever. The music throughout the film is louder than the dialog, and nearly painful to listen to! If you don't believe me, or you are a sadist, watch it for yourself.
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