Title: This "Siren" is a true alarm.
Product review: This convoluted mess that mixes soft core porn with a lame story is simply a laugh. A missing persons investigation turns into a romp in the woods with a dark haired "siren". Eating at the local diner proves to be a mistake for any gay man who dares to take the "short cut" back road. With a revolving door of actors there are no real believable characters here and the strained dialogue quickly leads to gratuitous sex and drugs. If this movie were a touch more campy it could have been pulled off as a comedy!
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