Title: Rejoice! Gary Is Leaving Van Halen!
Product review: This has got to be the most reviewed album I have seen on Amazon, with good reason. No one can express just how amazingly bad it is. But fear not! Gary is leaving VH! They'll probably still release the next LP which they finished with Gary, but this is a step in the right direction. I doubt Sam and Dave will be included in the next line up, but I wonder what Axl Rose is up to..... Anyway, I guess Ed got the point, and I hope he decides to start making ROCK music again. Who knows. I did buy this album, and most of the other post-Roth records, just hoping with all hope, that the man that gave us Fair Warning and 1984, and to a lesser extent, OU812, would deliver again. So far, I've been dissapointed. But with this news, I will hope that the VH flag is still flying high. To Sam, Dave and Gary, a suggestion: Start a band!
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