Title: PATHETIC! INCREDIBLY BORING!
Product review: This is one of the most BORING so-called 'horror' movies I've seen in quite a while! There's maybe 5 minutes of action in the entire movie! There is however LOTS of jabbering about crap that nobody but the writer cares about. This thing was clearly made by people who want to do DRAMA, not horror, however the low-budget drama world doesn't have as many fans as the low budget horror genre does, so they stick a few cheesy violent scenes in just so they can sell it to horror fans. Avoid like the plague if you value the time it takes to watch this awful mess.
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