Title: Suck, suck suck
Product review: If it were possible to give a rating of no stars, then that still would not be sufficient. This is perhaps one of the worst movies ever made not because of what it is, but rather what it tries to be. I suppose someone should have informed the director when he returned from his 20 year hiatus that these days, war movies have action, characters who you can relate to, and an overall storyline. Every time I would get the tiniest bit interested in what was going on, there would be a flashback to Sometown, USA, and I had no idea where that was and I could only guess who the people were. I guess that I might not be the best person to criticize this because I walked out after almost two hours of total boredom, but then maybe that makes me the perfect critic. Bottom Line: If you value your time and/or money in any way, shape, or form, rent Saving Private Ryan and see what a real war movie should be.
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