Title: Wow
Product review: I am the type of person that will give any movie a chance despite what all the critics say, but this one was a force to be reckoned with... a devastatingly boring one. I have never wanted to leave a theater during a movie, but the thought crossed my mind several times. It is just long and whiny. I love that everyone says that if you have read the books you will be a huge fan. Just because something is popular doesn't mean that it is good, smart, or cutting edge. I gave it a 2 star simply because it was so bad that its great to make fun of. Wait! If you got a scratch reading this review let me take my shirt off in extra slow motion for you. Good God people.
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