Title: Are you kidding me?
Product review: This book combines all of the elements of a disastrous fanfic into one. You have the Mary Sue with the ridiculous name whom all the boys worship and adore, the ~angelic~ hero whose stunning good looks should more than make up for his misogynistic personality, a plethora of recycled adjectives and adverbs, and a handful of vampires for good measure. To compare the Twilight series to Harry Potter, or basically any series with a decent plot and characters that one can actually relate to, is a humongous insult.
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