Title: Good thing we have such convincing 1-star reviews (end sarcasm)
Product review: Whirligig, just a thought... have you noticed that of all the reviews you have posted, none have received more than 2 "Yes, this review was helpful" votes? Why no one has found your reviews helpful is beyond me. I mean just look at your intricate wording that cleverly and subtley conveys your unbiased attitude toward Metallica. Example: "Metallica sucks metallica sucks metallica sucks". That, my friends, is pure poetry. Sigh... if only all of us who gave this masterpiece 5 stars were as charismatic and literate as you 1-star reviewers.
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