Title: Buy a copy for your shelf, just don't bother reading it.
Product review: Some have called this masterpiece trite, dull and depressing. How silly can they be? That's what makes it a literary work of genius. It's an easy read because it is puffed up with white space and large type. No need to slog through it. Just put it on the shelf so folks will see you read cool stuff. For speculative fiction you don't need to pretend to read, try Jack Vance orSisters of Glass. Literary writing doesn't have to be a bore.
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