Title: My thoughts...
Product review: Well, I believe that he's not THAT bad... compared to the soggy bags of crap that are all of the other contestants. Seriously, all of them sound the same, like singing in the same pitch, and a laundry list of other problems, not all songs must be sung the same way, but, alas, they all do it anyway: soft, slow beginning, high-pitched yelling in the middle (you can tell when this happens, because everyone in the audience screams like a bunch of as$holes during it), end softly. I realize he is a joke, so i give him 2 stars for being such, but i guarantee it won't last long. If you want funny, go check elsewhere, this is only short-term funny.
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