Title: YAWWWWWN!
Product review: Okay. The story starts off with Jason coming out of the ocean he was buried in and getting on a cruise ship where he slashes half the crew into oblivion. A few of the crew members escape on a canoe where they make it to Manhattan. Even though the kills are okay, the movie is so slow paced that the kills hardly break the spell of tedium that the movie has cast on you. I'll admit that the part where Jason knocked the guy's head off was pretty funny. The part where he got caught by the toxic waste in the sewer was pretty funny too. He sounded like a deer that just got hit by an oncoming car. lol. The acting is hohum as well as the the pace of the movie and for a horror film so bland its longer than it needs to be. This is not the worst of the Friday The 13th series but it's one of the worst. If you are looking for a godd Friday The 13th flick look elsewhere. If you are looking for something to cure those sleepless nights then this movie is perfect for you.
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