Title: Shiznit - this film bites!
Product review: Two word review: It Sucked!Watching this movie was similar to watching paint dry - only without getting high off the fumes.It's a tedious third-rate film with horrible acting, no plot and little meaningful dialoge. The actors annoyingly whisper their lines for much of the film. That annoyed me until I realized how boring the film was...then I just made up my own story.Unfortunately, the FEW attempts to scare are your basic low-budget "lady in mirror", "guy walking around with knife while girl hides under bed", and an occasional "loud noise that jolts you (because it has no context in the scene)".If you are looking for a good suspense film...continue looking. You will be sorely dissapointed and bored by this film. If your dumb enough to rent/buy it (like I)...you'll know why they titled it "The Return"...I'd like to return it right now!
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