Title: Ummm. . .
Product review: I'm really curious how Noah's Ark would hold the cure to global warming. Does it hold blueprints for a giant air conditioner? And since the ark has to be destroyed in order "to utilize its resources," does that mean the smoke of the Ark will provide said blueprints? Was the prescient Noah able to design said air conditioner to run on renewable energy, rather than the bad, evil fossil fuels? Is this the (very) poor man's Da Vince Code, with opposing forces battling within a biblical backdrop? Could a dumber premise for a novel possibly exist?
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