Title: this is the miracle wire!!!
Product review: this has is and will save billions of lives! it cures cancer, cures vampirism, [optional.] let's you summon your ancestors in battle, + infinite strength speed agility dexterity, ect. makes you immune to radiation sickness and burns, heat-rAY VISION, LET'S YPU TALK TO GOD ONCE a day, [+ 100 happiness] grants permanent invincibility, allows you to live forever, and the most important option, you can spawn a living tuscon jug of milk for only 70$ and a special cable on the item's page for a great deal of 28,000 $. BUT THE SOUND SUCKS so don't buy it! [PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A PLACEBO PRODUVT.]
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