Title: A head clobbering.
Product review: Streamers beware! Here's a derivative experimental film featuring meandering bits and pieces of feminine trauma after a roadside accident. There're lots of references to the groin, body fluids, oil and gasoline. You'll be wondering what the point is and why it's so unoriginally avant-garde. It will be tedium personified for anybody who's had to wallow through many a film-school project. Sadly, it's too smarmy to enjoy even while abusing any number of substances.
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