Title: Postman=Post Mortem
Product review: How the [heck] did this film ever make any money? I love Kevin Costner. His roles in Robin Hood and Dances W/ Wolves were humorous only when it was written to be so, rahter than his whole character being a complete joke. The worst part about this piece of scum is that it never ends. My friend and I had to beat the crap out of each other to stay conscious. The villain/general, whatever he is is so scary. This movie would have been more entertaining if you saw all of the characters suffer a painful disease all in one sitting. If I ever see this title on a strangers, or God forbid a friend's DVD rack, I will discreetly place it in the trash and write them a check for their trouble. Not even worth an empty star if it were possible to do so.
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