Title: Depp = Crapp
Product review: Library rental. Subtley ironic and really bad soap opera? Definitely not comedy, supernatural, horror or romance. Nothing at all like the movie trailer would suggest.Lacks the love or revenge or any plot element of most vampire stories, or any real emotional connection period. Pretty boring actually. Oh yeah, he's a vampire, he's just pale, I sorta forgot.Depp's deadpanning is as if William Hung (American Idol super-reject) were playing the character of Charie Harper. But without the good hair and charming self-depreciation, or any talent, or supporting comedic actor.And the daughter... a half-second reveal at the end "wait, I'm really werewolf"' and zero followup? WTH?I was once forced to watched Finding Nemo, which was completely sappy, and it was far far superior to this.
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