Title: I want old Metallica back!
Product review: Old Metallica, please come back. Your new stuff sucks! Your new stuff has sucked for 17 years. I want back the Motorbreath Metallica. I want to bang my head again, not caress myself to love songs. If I want to listen to that, I would listen to the red hot chili peppers.
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