Title: He sure needed Tubbs' help on this one...
Product review: You remember Crockett and Tubbs from Miami Vice. Well, Don "Crockett" Johnson tried his luck at recording an album. Thing is, I'm not sure if this even classifies as an album.We have 16 ear bleeders coming at you. And let's get it going...It starts off with the "hit" heartbeat. Here are the lyrics:Heartbeat! I'm looking for a Heartbeat!I suggest: Stop Button! I'm looking for the Stop Button!The 3rd track really has me guessing. The Last Sound Love MakesWhat the hell does that mean? I think this album was around the time Melanie Griffith left him for that Zorro guy. Imagine that...She hears him writing this crap and leaves. She didn't leave because of your pastel, she left because of this music you wrote.GREAT SUICIDE MUSIC!
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