Title: The watery vampires
Product review: Bella Swan hates leaving sunny Phoenix for rainy, gloomy forks, where her estranged and not so much beloved father lives. Yet she does it, for reasons never adequately cleared. Maybe she's a masochist. She's rather dull, but all the kids in town love her, save the scion of a vampire family who happens to loathe her. Obviously, this is only the beginning of this soupy, soapy novel, better named "My boyfriend is a teenage vampire". Vegetarian, goody-goody vampires at that, who happily admit Bella in her midst, but beware of the evil vampires!Now, what amount of silliness can this story hold? All you can ever want, apparently. I'm not particularly fond of vampire stories, but if you are, read Burying the Shadow by Storm Constantine or the St Germain's-Victoria Clemens saga by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, not this watery drivel.
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