Title: Noah the Eliminator!
Product review: Wow, here I am thinking about writing a book so I venture out to my local book store. The cover "The First Five Pages" catches my eye. I'm undeniably enticed and buy the book. What a waste; by the time I finished his book I doubted my own language. I'm sure he makes his living discouraging future writers. If you're looking for encouragement, I suggest you continue on your quest, preferably starting with Natalie Goldberg's "Writing Down the Bones".
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