Title: Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Product review: This thing is horrible. Since giving it negative stars isn't an option, I had to give it one. If you're a Star Wars fan possessed by the desire to see this thing, I pity you for I once thought as you did. Nothing can prepare you for how bad this is. It's worse than Manos: The Hands of Fate and that's saying something. I am willing to help George Lucas destroy whatever copies of this thing exist in the world today. Stay away. And if you watch it, don't say I didn't warn you.
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