Title: Absolute CRAP
Product review: Its a shame I can't give it MINUS 5 stars. It owes me stars! EVERY LAST COPY of this steaming pile of sonic fecal matter should be recalled and destroyed, written out of history Orwell style. An absolute travesty. You see the guy on the cover? That's what your soul feels like when you hear this, the most horrible mistake in the history of the world's greatest band. TRUST ME! Buy "Extreme III", or buy Sammy Hagar's "Standing Hampton". Or do the obvious thing and buy the REAL Van Halen's AMAZING new cd, "A Different Kind of Truth". But don't waste your money on this utter shite unless you plan to use it as a coaster or clay pigeon.
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