Title: Tarzan and the Lost Plot
Product review: Is there any reason to watch this movie?(1) Appalling acting The high-voice whiny Caspar van Dien and the vaguely wooden Jane March together fail to set the screen on fire.(2) Illogical script The hero is rescued from numerous dangerous scrapes by - what's that? - magic. If the natives can cast such powerful spells then why on earth is Tarzan needed?(3) Flat characters All of the characters are one-dimensional, and deliver their lines accordingly(4) Unconvincing actionFrom obviously-costumed gorillas suffering from "bad hair" days to unappealing chimps and strange editing decisions, this is a lesson on how NOT to make a movie.I normally do not dissect movies but this time the story was so poor that I had nothing better to do. I'd much rather watch "The Mask of Zorro" or "The Mummy" than this jungle turkey. Disney's cartoon version featured better acting.
Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
