Title: Tuscany is for hose bags
Product review: Don't be fooled by the repressed bourgeois hype - Tuscany is not all that special. The people are really uptight and annoying and narcissistic and foolish and small and petty and not sexually attracted to me, which is really problematic. I don't have these problems in Albania.
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