Title: What a disgusting, pointless piece of garbage
Product review: Not only is this a complete waste of money, it is also a waste of an hour and a half of your life. I felt like I was watching one of those pathetic, schlocky B-movies from the 1970's. Whoever is responsible for making this should be penalized and the people who promoted it as even remotely watchable should be ostracized.
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