Title: If you're here, you're already too far gone...
Product review: Well here's another one of those cookie-cutter '80s rock bands - music run through the corporate blender and served up with a wink and cynical smile. You'll probably see these guys on VH-1's "Where Are They Now", painting signs or rebuilding motorcycle engines. This band just goes to show that people can be nostalgic about anything. If it's your bag, then enjoy. But let's not make a habit of it.
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