Title: Oh, Please
Product review: A recently divorced mom, Theresa Osborne, discovers a message, in a bottle no less, that sends her on a whirlwind of adventure and emotion. Well, there's not much adventure, but the treacle more than compensates. Be prepared to have your emotions mercilessly manipulated. Or if, like me, you find the characters and plot of this novel entirely unconvincing and unmoving, prepare to give your eye-rolling muscles a good workout. You'll see the shocking turns-of-events coming a mile away and will actually, witness the shocking turns-of-events if you can burrow your way through Sparks' trite, breathless, compendious prose. Readers with weak stomachs may wish to look away during Garret's letters.
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