Title: Nostradamus 2003-2025
Product review: I am writing to express my dismay and concern over Nostradamus's iconoclastic mind games. Here's a quick review: If it were up to Nostradamus, schoolchildren would be taught reading, 'riting, and racism. Nostradamus's precepts represent a backward step of hundreds of years, a backward step into a chasm with no bottom save the endless darkness of death. I once told Nostradamus that even Nostradamus must concede that learning the truth can be a painful experience, especially for it. How did it respond to that? It proceeded to curse me off using a number of colorful expletives not befitting this letter, which serves only to show that I have some advice for Nostradamus. It should keep its mouth shut until it stops being such an odious riffraff and starts being at least one of informative, agreeable, creative, or entertaining. Okay, have you had enough of this letter? Good. Let's end it by reiterating that quislingism is sustained by rigid ideological categories.
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