Title: This Settles It!
Product review: Her song You're The Only One proves that anyone can get a record contract. All she does through the song is talk, she doesn't even sing for Christ's sake. The lyrics are horrible, her voice is terrible, and it makes you realize how dumb today's mainstream audience really is. Either the people who gave her a record deal are deaf, or Maria had sex with that person.
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