Title: Eminem is too PHYNE!
Product review: Eminem is such a sexy white boy. His blonde hair and tattoos and blue eyes make me get all excited. People say he's homophobic, but I don't believe that. I really think he's a sweet dude. Maybe I can ask him out the next time I'm in Detroit.
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