Title: So terrible, I think it gave me cancer!
Product review: I can't believe any money goes to Kootz for this book. Do not read this. For the love of GOD! DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK! Read anything else. Even Dr. Seuss! This is one of the most unimaginative pieces of drivel I have ever read. EVER. Upon reaching the end, I decided to burn the book. Just stop trying, Dean. Don't be like Stephen King. The character development is dismal. The pace is sporadic. The plot...sweet Jesus, the plot! Don't listen to anyone who gave this book a rating of more than 2 stars. If this book scares you, then you really should seek help.
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