Title: Why would...
Product review: ...an astrophysicist be studying an ark? Maybe Pleiades or whatnot, but a boat, astronomy, what's the deal? No matter, spoiler warning - the ark is able to end starvation because it's made of delicious chocolate and cheese nips, and it's extremely large.Tasty.
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