Title: Who thought of such a STUPID movie???????
Product review: CHEESE ALERT!!! If you like cheese you'd enjoy this movie.This was the ..., cheesiest, actionless movie ever made. If I could give it NO stars, I would....[plot spoiler]...This film was so bloodless that it was ridiculous. Not even the pirates got so much as a bloody lip. ...[plot spoiler]... Nobody in this film was touched. How stupid and BORING can it get??Well, folks, I BEG you never to see this dumb movie. Don't waste an hour or two of your good time. Watch a good movie ... It's for the good of the world.
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