Title: Must be in the mood for...
Product review: ....a beautiful two and a half hr slideshow. With heavy classical music overlay. While showing Native Americans. General synopsis: Colin Farell's hair blows in the wind. Pocahantas's hair also blows. Some people die. Others have boils. Pochantas looks down coyly. Colin Farell's been fake-tanning. Alot. There's water. And sky. And trees. And snow. Batman arrives. The end. 10 minute black screen and silence before the credits role to fully ponder the master piece.
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