Title: You Will Be Assimilated
Product review: Resistance is Futile. You will be assimilated. We have traced your communications back to your homeworld, and will orbit your plant, which will now be known as the third planet of system 659001, in less than three of your days. You should not have released "Insurrection." Although it provides the average Trek junkie with enough "beam me up"s and "make it so"s to give him his fix, it failed to generate enough tension so that the denoument becomes a true resolution and release. As you will not be when you have been assimilated.The old gang, as they now are physically and in our minds, look remarkably good considering that their series went off air over five years ago. But once we have assimilated them and all of you, physical appearance will become meaningless. We have studied your species and its preoccupation with externalities. You will thank us for relieving you of this worry as well as your free will. Resistance is futile.
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