Title: Crash, Smash, ZZZzzzzz
Product review: This sequel had about as much personality as my kitchen blender. Why the meaningless cameo by Samuel Jackson? Scarlett Johansson walks in and out, except for a nice bout throwing men around like tenpins. Gwyneth Paltrow adds a little much-needed humanity, and Robert Downey might just as well have worn his iron suit throughout. There is no difference. Same for Don Cheadle. Mickey Rourke's sly Russian physicist is appealing, which is all I can say about the film AND the cast.
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