Title: Stool and spool rhymes with jewel
Product review: How nice to have such a pretty, blond haired girl sing so beautifully. Such an angelic voice. The perfect little poor girl selling love and harmony and hope to people who like watching the Jerry Lee Lewis telethon and hoping that a cure will be found. Telling people exactly what they want to hear in a world that seems anarchaic and spiralling out of control. Extremely manipulative and annoying. Exactly like Geraldo's reporting for CNBC. Especially during the "crisis" of Lilleton, Colorado. With Jewel playing the soft, cotton-candy background music. Hold onto her hand and walk through lollipop land. With her voice guiding you to let go, not worry and walk around saying what a swell day it is. Her voice is also telling you to let go of your money. I know better though, and so do other people.
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