Title: Crack in a handy blotter acid package...
Product review: It's the literary equivelent of crack cocaine,a small rock/paragraph at a timewill give you a first-bj rush,attempting to injest the whole thing at oncewill make your synapses burn brightlyRIGHT before they explode...If Kettle ever mistakenly turns the volume knoball the way up AND hits sustain,the customs men will have to train dogsto sniff out his booksand protect our future generations...
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