Title: Wish I could give it zero stars
Product review: What a waste of time and money. One of the worst pieces of mind numbing junk I have ever read. Stupid and pointless drivel and a bunch of characters unbearably unlikeable. Dialogue that not once rang true,(ex. "I saw a Trilobyte!") with weak attempts at humor that fell embarassingly flat. If you know me and actually liked this book please, I beg of you, don't tell me, I don't want to know that about you.
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