Title: Best 30 minute film I ever watched for three hours
Product review: This film contains 30 minutes of entertainment trapped in three hours of confusing voice over, aimless photography, and almost incomprehensible pointless story line. It is probably the worst war movie ever made and may be in the top ten worst ever movies. Anybody contemplating purchasing this film should consider spending three hours clipping their toenails or perhaps arranging their paperclip collection. Both would be more entertaining.
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