Title: The Grays
Product review: I ordered the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable, and enthusiastically awaited its arrival. Though I had requested second-day delivery, I was surprised to see the strangely colored, bright lights coming from my back yard at 3:00 in the morning. My dog was peeing himself, under the coffee table; I thought that he was as excited as I was that the product had arrived. I opened the back door, to accept the delivery. I noticed that the crickets had all stopped chirping. Things get pretty vague at this point. I remember feeling like I was being drawn upward. I was in a white room, being strapped to a metal table. Gray creatures with large eyes were all around me. They showed me the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable. Then, I remember them doing - things - to me with it ... terrible things. After that, I remember waking up in my bed. My Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable was lying neatly coiled up beside me. The cable works great, by the way.
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