Title: Move! Move!! Move!!!
Product review: Awful. 2 hours of yelling. Cardboard characters. Predictable beginning, middle, and end. Non-stop melodramatic music (to dictate to the viewer how he or she should feel.) No more than a paragraph of meaningful dialouge and no, I am not being hyperbolic. The "movie" was, essentialy, like watching someone else play a sci-fi video game for 120 minutes. Even as an exercise in escapism-this movie failed. The cliches were so over-used as to be insulting to the viewer. There was zero attempt by the writer(s)/ director to make this into anything more than an extended preview of, well, any given CGI riddled train wreck. You could literally watch this movie without the sound on and you would miss nothing of its plot. Save your money.
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