Title: Boring, Old Idea Poorly Done, Not Worth a Watch.
Product review: YAWWWWWNNNN! This movie was boring and the opposite of a horror movie. There were no thrills or chills, just a boring wait, until the main characters figured out the so called "big twist". This idea has been done a million times and a million times better than this sad project. The characters weren't even interesting! I actually got so bored I had to fast forward a few times just to see if anything interesting happened, but nope, nothing, nada.... It was just as boring on fast forward! A total Waste of Time!
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