Title: don't be ridiculous
Product review: The Mist + Dreamcatcher + The Stand (by Stephen King) + Webster's New World Roget's A-Z Thesaurus + Oxford's Dictionary (19th century edition with obsolote words) + some phantasmagorial psalms + some small church talk + almost-blasphemy-like unacknowledged T.S Elliot borrowings = the Taking...with a bonus of one of the worst endings in the history; worse than that of Strangers, another book of him and Stephen King's ItSure you will feel uplifted when you finish it. You will be actually GLAD to get rid of it.By the way, it is T.S. ELLIOT, not Eliot...Bad. Simply bad.
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