Title: Not worth my time
Product review: I do not like this movie. It is stupid, sappy, and predictible. The main character is a jerk. He is ugly. I dislike his glasses. He almost cheats on his very faithful and beautiful wife with a random pretty student. That is just wrong. He never writes music, ignores his son, and hates you in particular. You should not see this movie. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry, it will make you angry inside. I am glad he lost his job. I would've made him lose more than that, the maniac. Poor son. He should strike off and do his own movie about his evil childhood with a negligent father. Okay. I'm done.
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