Title: 0 STARS: Garbage
Product review: "The Cavern" is a seriously horrible film with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Armed with a pathetic cast, asinine direction and a ludicrous script, "The Cavern" redefines the word garbage in one of the worst films this reviewer has ever seen. Alas, I could not finish this movie because of how utterly stupid that it was. Basically, a creature kills people one at a time in a cavern. It did not sound bad to me, but it did not take long for me to figure out that I was watching garbage as I have seen enough bad horror films to know garbage when I see it, and "The Cavern" is literally garbage.
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