Title: I was Sucked in!
Product review: Me and my family are writing this review in the future-past. Yes we have been sucked into the black hole singularity. I pushed my wife in first then my sons. They don't seem to understand, I must live. But it has me, I can't break free. Quick hit the boosters. Ahhhhhhh! (J/K) But it's a DVD movie better then VHS. Might want to hold out for the BluRay or Super BluRay. When ever they come out. Disney needs your money for more Star Wars movies!...
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