Title: 1980's Horror Classic
Product review: Come on... mom and dad are killed by a criminal dressed in a Santa Suit on a lonely stretch of road after visiting grandpa in the insane asylum... the kids, who witnessed it all are sent to a catholic orphanage where a psychopathic nun finishes the job of really mussin' the kids up. Resulting in the eldest boy leaving the orphanage as a strapping young man with a set of morals that make Pat Robertson look like Hugh Heffner. Finish that off with the strapping young future Moral Majority President working at a deparment store and being made to play Santa to a bunch of little brats -- and you have all the makings of a horror classic!If you don't buy this movie, Santa will be forced to "Puuuunish!" you!
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