Title: Bon appetit!
Product review: Giving four out of five stars only because the manufacturer fails to mention how delicious these cables are. They are best served as pasta and do not require a stove to prepare, as the cables actually boil the water for you. Ready to eat after only 45 seconds, they will be robust with flavor and will literally melt in your mouth. It's true that Denon linguini can go as much as $399,960 a bowl, but it is worth every penny! It is best prepared with a garlic infused white sauce accompanied by a glass of pinot noir bottled in 1986 or 1992. WARNING: DO NOT SERVE WITH CLAMS, SHRIMP OR OTHER OCEAN BASED LIFE FORMS!!! The resulting mutations ate two of our cats and we were forced to burn the house down.Happy eating!
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