Title: Your domestic animal could be dangerous too!
Product review: Think those wild animals are the only dangerous things out there? Check out your cat. That's right, your own cat! I escaped serious injury when my cat turned on me, for no reason at all! All I did was rub it hard and fast, making noises like "Woowoowoowoo, Blllllll, tiziziziziz" then tried to flip it on it's back. Then it made growling noises at me. Then I asked it, "What are you going to do? Cute me to death?" Then I blew into its face, grabbed its tail and tried to crank it like a car! After rubbing its stomach furiously, the animal tried to take a swing at me with claws outstreched! It missed, but the injury it could have caused... Sometimes animals will attack for no apparent reason, like my cat did. So be wary. You may be harbouring a potentially dangerous animal in your very own home!
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