Title: Like watching an imbecile drool
Product review: Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of pages of Ms. Rice's vain, silly, inane protagonist, Tarquin Blackwood, rambling about the minutiae of his childhood to an all-too-forgiving Lestat. Imagine if Pride and Prejudice had been written from Lydia's point of view instead of Lizzy's. How many times do we need to hear that you ate pancakes, Tarquin? Why would we care what labels are on your clothes or where you bought them? For God's sake, Lestat, use the Fire Gift!
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