Title: You're Shining Me On!
Product review: This somewhat bizarre attempt to turn a simple monkey into a killer beast results in a pathetic, weak movie. If Janine Turner had a bigger role it would have been a more engaging movie. But I doubt she wanted to get too close to this dog. Smart move, Janine (or was it your agent?)!
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