Title: Too Fast
Product review: I purchased this cable in hope of turning my 5mbs internet into 10zbs internet but as soon as I installed my new cable my computer started flashing confidential government websites at lightning fast speed to alien frequencies in other solar systems. After a minute of this my computer imploded into itself opening a portal to hell. I was able to escape before my family was taken. I've been camping outside my house till I can devise a plan to retrieve my cable and return it. As for my family... I'll wait for them to escape on their own time
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