Title: Sexy, sexy mermaids
Product review: This story is awesome for one reason: Cosmo Malolo's relationship with a mermaid. What goes on in that grotto? Fondling to be sure. What else? Who knows? Well, we can reasonably deduce given the limited options. But alas, relations with mermaids are looked down upon in the village. It's viewed as taking advantage, equivalent to dating a 16 year-old. But does that stop Cosmo? Oh hellll naw. He's gonna get him a piece of that mermaid fin. He doesn't even care. If two consenting adults want to service one another in a grotto, that's their business. Even if one of them has a condition that renders her lady-parts inoperable. You don't see people raising a ruckus when handicapped people have relationships with non-handicapped people. What's the difference?! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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