Title: Jesus reincarnate
Product review: I bought this cable the other day with some money I found in an old pair of pants, and oh wow did I notice a difference. not only was I receiving digital signals with 0's, 1's, AND 2's now, but I could now transmit that signal to the moon and beyond.however, these do not give mere boosts in signal quality, but have affected my personal life as well. since buying these wonderful gold plated beasts, my life has taken a miraculous turn. females now fawn over me as I walk by, I am able to control the elements, and Jesus himself walked up to me and said he was eternally grateful for my purchase.in summation, if you buy these cables you are basically submitting yourself to the kind of hyperbole campaign that I just mentioned above.
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