Title: Pretentious literary reviews disguised as porn
Product review: If it hadn't been a book for my English class, I never would have touched it. The very cover is repulsive, the sex scenes are grotesque, mechanical, explicit, and detached, and anything that isn't a sex scene (which is about 98% of the book) is high-brow literary criticism of books no one really cares about. The characters, even the female protagonist, lack depth and even Alan seems like an author-insert. This kind of trash belongs on a website with "pretentiousXXX" in the URL, not in bookstores.
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