Title: Paranormal DJ Skills
Product review: Yo. As you can tell by my greeting I am a DJ. I am also a practicing occultist. Performing seances and summonings creates a great deal of vibration in the room. Also we are overweight and get really excited, so you can only imagine the amount of movement in the room. This vibration is detrimental when it comes to our audio cables. We always make mash-ups of U2's "Elevation" and Kanye Wests "Jesus Walks" when we are trying to exploit the dead, and without the best audio cables, this is impossible. Here is where Denon should have stepped in to save the day. Who was i kidding? If i want to ask Michael Jackson a question from beyond the grave (such as, "Why Michael? Why?!!") i'm going to need to spend a minimum of $5,000 for REAL audio cables. So to all of you out there just like me, don't waste the time or piddly amount of money.
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