Title: The Worse Vampire Book Ever!!!
Product review: I tried to finish this book, wanting to escape from the Anne Rice serials for a fresh outlook on my favorite mythos creature.Yet what I found was this garbage I can't believe I wasted a day reading half way through. The author makes an attempt to mix subtle elements of Lovecraft's Cthulu mythos, with character archetypes from that semi-awful book I,Vampire into one crappy story in which the vampire can walk around during the day and eat burgers and fries. There is also a wimpy male character whose goals are petty and annoying and a female character whose dapplings in the occult are somewhat meaningless to the already silly plot.
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