Title: 2 Stars For Dina Meyer in the Shower.
Product review: You people giving this a lengthy and thoughtful review have too much time on your hands. This film? Jocks in space. Sci-Fi for dummies. Hokey special effects. Melrose Place level acting. Dougie Howser in space. Denise Richards looks great. But after watching this it occured to me that that is what she is really famous for... but she is not in the shower scene that everyone was buzzing about either. This is a silly film about earth in the future having to send the military into space to fight giant arachnids that want to snack on homo sapiens. It plays like a tv movie right from the start with a little bit of nudity and extra gore thrown in. But essentially this is a guilty pleasure that will never be in the same category as Star Wars or ET.
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