Title: CrackerJack
Product review: This isn't even a movie you'd want playing in the background while you're sleeping; it's THAT BAD. It is an absolute royal disappointment. From the characters, plotline, dialogue and all other elements of this film you wonder if the creators were first year film students at the Guam Film Academy. Every single element of this film has been done 10,000,000 million times over. I even think I recognized some of the set pieces from other mask-wearing criminal family-abduction films. Dear Nics (Kidman and Cage), you Nic'd an hour and a half from my life. Thanks a lot!
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