Title: Honest Review
Product review: This movie was below your typical horror movie. It was slow and had barely a plot. It will have you jumping a few times and asking a lot of questions, many that never are answered because that's just how it's written. It's not written to make any sense or have a great story, just to have some "make-you-jump-scenes." Hollywood even hinted at it's terrible screenplay when they hid it from critics. The movie couldn't even get a quote from a newspaper or anybody for that matter for it's cover because it would ruin somebody's credibility. But if you are super bored and just wanna watch a movie that will make you jump with you girlfriend or boyfriend that go ahead watch it, but if you're looking for something good, don't bother.
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