Title: Oh, soooo bad....
Product review: So bad I thought for sure that Ron Howard directed it. If you cut out all of the sickening scenes of "eyes staring into eyes," the length of this movie would have been cut in half... a good start to the editing of this gooey, boring, seamingly unending film. It should have been titled "The Longest Film Ever Played." If only it had had a competent director, it could have been an interesting, worthwhile achievement. It never seizes to amaze me how many people actually like this mush!
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