Title: So Many Words, So Little Plot
Product review: The author must really love to listen to himself talk (or at least read himself write), because this is just massively overwritten. The events themselves are OK, nothing special, but they're just buried in extraneous details and very formal narriation of people's thoughts and back stories. The results are characters and emotional content that are not at all convincing or interesting.
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