Title: Burn it.
Product review: While the story of the Vatican election is interesting, the work as a whole is painful to read. The love story is contrived and completely telegraphed from the start, anybody could scribble the subplot on a napkin after 10 pages. And the "action" part at the end is unbelievably trite. The right person shows up at the exact right time needed to avoid disaster and dispaches the villain with a smile and a quip to boot. It's nauseating!And one more thing: Andrew, lose the cute and perennially changing nicknames for Herself, The Princess, Her Highness, etc. etc. It just doesn't work. But then, apparently, neither did you when you wrote this abomination.
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