Title: Poor Cyndi :~(
Product review: I'll bet poor Ms. Lauper is spinning in her grave right now. "But Cyndi Lauper isn't dead!" you may protest. However, rest assured, after hearing Heiden's utterly uninspired butchering of this 80's masterpiece, the New Wave diva would have promptly suffered a massive coronary. If the military is looking for any new albums to add to its Psychological Warfare Division, you can be certain of where our tax dollars are headed. As for me, I have a nice, shiny new coaster on my coffee table.
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