Title: We love them so much, at least make it worth our while!
Product review: Come on Anne! We've waited for tales of the Vampires after Lestat decided to check out (and you know as well as I do that he's coming back, he's made you enough money for a revival) but you tease us with Pandora! One of the ancients, yet she's only worth a paltry 353 pages?! She's over 2000 years old, shouldn't her story span at least that long? Nice imagery, good dialog, MUCH to short!
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