Title: Long... so, so long
Product review: This is a good book. I mean it. But man, this dude can't bring himself to edit. I don't often feel like King's books are too long, but that's because he usually keeps me on my toes by having a lot of stuff happen. This time, nothing happens. Then, nothing happens some more. Seriously: there's about 300 pages in here where the only part of the plot that's actually moving is King's chronicling of a teenage crush. Now, I'm all for teenage crushes, and I don't expect King to be another Stendahl or whatever, but man, they do get old if you read about them enough.
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