Title: On Deadly Ground Again
Product review: 'Fire Down Below', or as I like to call it 'On Deadly Ground Again' because both films have identical plots, stars Lord Steven as an undercover EPA agent out to stop an evil country singer, Kris Kristofferson, from dumping toxic waste in Kentucky. Now, before I go any further, would anyone actually care and/or notice if evil country singers were dumping toxic waste in Kentucky? I think not. Most of those buck-toothed, barefoot hillbillies wouldn't even notice.But I digress, The Lord goes undercover as, get this, a freaking carpenter to smoke out these so-called evildoers. Seagal fixes at least fifty hillbilly's porches throughout the movie. He hooks up with some long-in-the-tooth broad who killed her brother but he doesn't care because Steven likes killing people too, so its a match made in heaven. His Majesty is totally sweet here, he kills everbody, snaps approximately ninety wrists, kills Randy Travis(thank god) and wails on a guitar. Totally sweet.Steven Seagal is awesome.
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