Title: METAPHORICAL
Product review: I SPEND MY SUMMERS OUT ON THE FRINGE OF THE SAHARA DESERT AT MY FATHERS VILLA AND THERE IS NOT ANOTHER HOUSE FOR SIX MILES I BOUGHT THIS DISC AT THE HEATHROW AIRPORT IN THE HOPE OF KILLING THE BOREDOM OF THE SEASHORE. I SAT ON THE ROOF IN THE SUMMER NIGHTS SMOKING A JOINT AND PLAYING LA WOMAN GAZING AT THE CRASHING WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WAS LEVITATING MY SUMMER WAS BEAUTIFUL. IF YOU EVER ARE IN A LONELY OPEN PLAIN TURN YOUR STEREO UP FULL AND PLAY THIS ALBUM IT WAS LIKE A SHAMAN WAS WAILING IN THE NIGHT I CAME BACK TO ENGLAND REFRESHED AND BURSTING WITH INSPIRATION BECAUSE THE ALBUM DOES NOT JUST BOAST THE NUMBER ONE SPOTS IT OBTAINED THREE DECADES AGO IT IS LIKE A A CARRAVAGGIO IT IS VIOLENT INSANE PRIMEVAL AND BOASTS DYONSIAN UNDERTONES. AND ENDS LIKE THE LAST HEARTBEAT OF A DYING ELEPHANT ON THE HEELS OF KILIMANJARO. DONT JUST LISTEN TO IT HEAR IT.
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