Title: This may just be the worst book I ever read!
Product review: I have never read a book more full of itself or more overflowing with clumsy metaphors and odd plot contrievances. The characters are cookie cutter boring little people. For example, let's look at the dead daughter. She is described basically as perfect, only using more flowery corny junk to do so.And then there's the beautiful passage where he finds his daughter's shoe (which has somehow not been found at the crash) and picks it up, reminiscing. But Oh! it's too much and he throws it down. Nearly every chapter ends with a rediculous metaphorical summary of what has just happened. These closing paragraphs make up some of the worst writing I've ever read. Hilarious though.I could go on and on. I like almost any book I read, classic or not (except for really poor books). But this I could not stand. The melodrama and the general poorness of it hurts. Maybe you'll have to read this someday for school like me.
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