Title: very bad. Goes nowhere.
Product review: From the box, it sounded kind of cool. Plus, John Turtorro is one of the best actors ever. Could he be in anything that sucked? Yes he can. And this was it. Don't get me wrong, he was great, he couldn't have done better. But what can even the best actor do with such a crack-smoking script? Nothing notable in this movie. Not worth renting. Too bad. Had potential...And by the way, that other review wasn't kidding about the over a minutes worth of just random red driblle on the screen. And after that, the thing just went to poop. Don't keep waiting for something to happen because nothing does. If anything, it starts out with nothing happening, and then as the movie goes on, MORE nothing happens. It's like how much more nothing could happen, and the answer is none more nothing :)
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