Title: Merchandising, where the REAL money's made!
Product review: Ah, Yu-Gi-Oh the Movie, how have you fouled up? Let me count the ways:1. Bad or nonexistent character development (Kaiba is rendered particularly one-dimensional).2. Plot? What plot? It's potentially the end of the world, and it all hinges on a card game! There's your plot!3. This is just a 90-minute commercial to sell more cards.Truthfully, I almost fell asleep when I saw this in the theater. There was nothing that caught my attention, and I relied on sheer willpower to not recoil in disgust at the abject laziness on the part of the writers."The Heart of the Cards?" Please. There's no heart here, only greed and writers' caveat.
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