Title: Damned if you do...
Product review: Silly, witless, wooden, dreary, jagged mess. Actors lack presence (they're like paper mache up there). Direction lacks direction. Script is crummy and forgettable. Visuals are unimpressive. Soundtrack is better than the movie... and... yep, I'm done. Reviewing this stupid movie any further is a waste of my time.
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