Title: 4 uses for an ironbound vampire...
Product review: 1 Take this video, drive to Newark NJ, find an open field, and drive an iron stake thru it.2 Rip out the tape from the cassette and use it as a Christmas decoration.3 Take an axe, chop it up, and burn it.4 Stick it onto Tom Lane's gravestone so when his descendants walk by, they'll be upset that someone used his likeness in this celluloid atrocity.
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