Title: Easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Product review: This has got to be one of the most boring movies ever made. The entire time I was watching this movie, I could just picture the director of this awful abortion of cinema sitting with a self-satisfied smile on his face, saying "Who needs dialogue or a story? I can put in random images of rocks and trees for 2 and a half hours instead! Who needs substance? I've got style!" Andy Kaufman once put on a show, and even though the audience came to see him do stand-up comedy, he just sat down and read The Great Gatsby to them. The whole book. It was one long joke meant only for Andy. As I watched this movie, I suddenly knew what it must have felt like to sit in that audience. I felt robbed of $6 and almost 3 hours of my life.
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