Title: Doesn't even deserve 1 star...
Product review: I've seen quite a few bad movies in my life, but I can honestly say this one is the WORST. Laughable, incoherent, digusting, insulting, there aren't enough adjectives to accurately portray the extent of this movie's failure. I've never seen the original, and I went into this movie having never even read a plot summary. Afterwards I wish nothing more than to purge this utter nonsense from my mind. Avoid this joke of a movie for the sake of your own intellect; I would pay to have not seen it.
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