Title: Anti-aging
Product review: I bought this cable for the anti-aging properties of the insulation, and boy was I disappointed. I still have all my gray hairs and wrinkles. I was going to send it back, but got distracted due to the senility this wire didn't prevent and realized later that it had been stolen by copper thieves. It must be high-quality copper for the thieves to bust into my well-armed fortress for, so I bumped my rating up a star for the copper.
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