Title: Utter pig poop
Product review: I cannot emphasize how much I hated this movie. I knew it would be bad; so why did I watch it?! Sometimes I just have to find movies that I can put on my all-time worst list. This is an abjectly painful account of a pint-sized witness to a crime, who will give the police information in exchange for partnership with Burt Reynolds as a diminutive law enforcer. T.V.'s Webster has nothing on this kid in terms of "I'm-so-annoyingly-in-your-face-that-I'm-cute" syndrome. All the way through this paralyzingly awful movie we're subjected to lower-than-low juvenile humor; the nadir being when the kid and Reynolds play "crossing swords" with their urine over a toilet. God save us.
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