Title: No story, no action, no plot--Otherwise it sucks
Product review: How this book gets so highly rated is beyond me. While I wasn't expecting literature, I expect a thriller to, well, thrill. No story, no action, no plot and flat, banal characters of little interest. Dialogue too sketchy to fill a Walker-Texas Ranger episode. Other than that, the pointless descriptions of the main character's imaginary conversations with his dog are real page turners--in the sense that you flip pages to skip those sections. This book has no tension, no drama, no conflicts of any kind. Any Jane Austin book is more pulse-pounding than this. The only mystery about it is why anyone would waste their time.
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