Title: The Goggles -- They Do Nothing
Product review: Nice and shiny and covered in gold. That's 'Au' for you periodic-table geeks!It has sharp points, and I'm not sure what it's really supposed to be used for.... I can't see it as very comfortable as a Marital Aid.However, keep the points away from your eyes! You will damage your cornea ... or even poke a hole in your eye, and all the aqueous humor will run out. Wear goggles, or be warned!Frankly, I don't know why it's called "Guardian Angel". It looks more like a golden garden gnome or cactus.
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