Title: A man is only as good as his yams
Product review: I wanted to spoon my eyes out every time I turned a page. "No more!" I cried. "No more!" It made the things in my brain fall apart...but then I was on acid. I saw yams for twelve straight hours. I thought I was a yam. I stripped down naked and called myself Ikemefuna, I thought my roommate was Okonkwo coming to kill me. I banished myself to the linen closet which I thought was the evil forest. Except I couldn't fit my three wives in there with me, so I beat them and sent them to the neighbors house their motherland.
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