Title: I was hoping for "so bad it's good." Instead it's mediocre.
Product review: Behold I bring you Goldengirl! She was made to be the best! She was programmed to do the impossible! She was the subject of a pretty damned mediocre movie. Honestly, I'm disappointed. Now in the time I've been doing this blog, I've been disappointed by movies that weren't as good as I expected them to be on more than one occasion. But I'm not disappointed because I expected Goldengirl to be anywhere close to good. To the contrary I expected it to be absolutely terrible. Given the film's sort-of insane premise and (a team of investors, a high-end sports agent, and a eugenics-obsessed scientist team up to create and package the next sports sensation,) and the fact that it was essentially a star vehicle for someone who never became a star, (at least I'd never heard of Susan Anton before I stumbled across this,) I was really looking forward to 90 minutes of a so-bad-it's-good cinematic mess.My full review is here: [...]
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