Title: Not the least bit suspenseful, scary, or gross. A bore!!
Product review: I think Robin Quivers must get paid to mention movies on the Howard Stern show. She mentioned this stinker last week and I was dumb enough to watch the trailer and ignore all the negative reviews. It's just not very good. It's a great idea for a movie, but it's poorly executed. It's boring and not the least bit scary or shocking. The sub plots about the lesbian mid-wife and the breast-feeding obsessed mother-in-law aren't enough to save this movie. Avoid it.
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