Title: When you put together a bad plot and terrible writing, you get Twilight.
Product review: Twilight is by far the most overrated story ever concocted. The story in itself is horrendous. At my school, we have a little skit that sums up almost the entire series. It goes like this:Bella: Edward I love you!Edward: No Im too dangerous!Bella: Edward I love you!Edward: No Im too dangerous!...THIS IS NOT A GOOD STORY. Also the book portrays Edward as perfect in some parts, but COME ON HE IS A VAMPIRE HE HAS PROBLEMS. So yeah now I shall rant on the writing.The writing of this book is absolutely terrible, its uneven sloppy and at times capricious. I could barely stomach parts of the first book, and Id occaisionally read parts of the third book over a friends shoulder. All I saw while doing this were a bunch of small, cheesy words, and one long one that completely shatters what flow the book had.Therefore, the reason this book is popular is a complete and utter mystery to me. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.
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