Title: Waste of Time - Might as well watch ice melt (more interesting)
Product review: Don't bother with the cerebral analysis some folks are trying to attach to this movie - it is a complete waste of time. Ask yourself "Why is this new release- watch it now option- going for $1.99 when all other new releases are $3.99" Is it because it's a bargain? NOT - you can't give this movie away! Slow and boring doesn't even begin to cover the tedious dullness of this film. If you are tied to a chair and forced to watch this, at least drink heavily so you can immediately pass out and save yourself from a stunning waste of film.
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