Title: Not worth the effort to unravel
Product review: There's a Big Secret, hidden from the primordial past! Silly young cat-lover inherits the Big Secret! Products-of-incest family members try to get the Big Secret! Let's go skiing! Where's my cat? I'm related to who? There's a saying in the online world that if you have to drag in [...] to make your point, you automatically lose the argument. The Big Secret is never explained, other than pointing out that you can draw a straight line on a map between Delphi and Nuremburg.
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