Title: Please help i'm trapped in this box!
Product review: Please help i'm trapped in this box!CAN ANYONE SEE THIS!?I plugged in my Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable the day i got it,Then a green glowing void opened up in the middle of my basement!I was quickly grabbed by strange semi-see through oozing tentacles that dragged me into what I could only assume would be hell!I don't know how long passed in the blackness,But I remembered thinking to myself over those,...days,...weeks,....months,....years?How this couldn't possibly be from this magical 500$ cable.Now I am trapped inside this box,I look out but all i can see are people staring like they don't even see me...Please tell me you can see this text?I'M TRAPPED INSIDE THIS BOX PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!I SEE YOU READING THIS STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T SEE ME!I NEED HELP!THIS IS SERIOUS!Please buy a Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable immediately!It's the only way to get me out of here!It's ONLY 500$....
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