Title: Ashamed to have read this junk
Product review: I'm ashamed to admit that I have in fact read all four books. Hey, it was summer, and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. After blazing through them, I came to this conclusion. This book reads entirely too fast to actually be able to process what you're reading. When the whirlwind of vampire drama was over I felt... gross, as though I'd been on a candy binge. Because that is what these books are! Candy. It's like Halloween candy when you want to eat it ALL, and your wise parents say, "Not too much at once, you'll get sick." And that's exactly what happens to the fans of this book. They are on an incredible high from ingesting too much of something that seems so sweet, but will just hurt them in the end.The books are ridiculous from beginning to end. I need substance in my reading material. I'm going to go re-read Moby Dick now to repair my brain.
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