Title: Funny book about, uh, pirates.
Product review: So, here you are, digging on the beach, when some pirates show up and ask you to join the crew. Do you say yes? DO YOU SAY YES??? Heck, is the Pope a bear? Of COURSE you say yes!(Wait... the Pope's not a bear, is he? Well, nevermind.)I mean, pirates are GREAT. They eat whatever they like (of course, the lack of vegetables is probably why they get scurvy, you might wanna mention that), they don't brush their (green) teeth, they have no bedtime... they don't tuck you into bed at night, or hug you when you're scared, or read you bedtime stories....Hm.Not quite as fun as it sounds, actually.But there's a happy ending, and soccer isn't missed, and that's the important thing :)
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