Title: I can't believe that Elvis is dead, y'all
Product review: Wake up and smell the melting candle wax. Cake is the new world order. Cake is tomorrow. Cake represents all that is unblemished and true and just.Take heart, unbelievers, Cake champions the cause of freedom from oppression. Cake believes in you.Believe in Cake.Elvis is not dead, he's just been sleeping. Now he's producing. Bring the trumpets, herald his return. Do not despair in these times of dismall regurgitated music. Rejoice, for there is Cake.
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