Title: An atrociously stupid non-performance.
Product review: Goodall's "interpretation" of Wagner consists of playing almost everything verrrryyyy slowwwwlllly. (Or should I say "vehwy swowy"?) That's it. Literally.These performances are indescribable because there is nothing _to_ describe. There is no "insight" into the music -- either inspired or misguided. If you programmed a synthesizer to simply play the notes at a very slow tempo, without any sort of phrasing or inflection, you would have a "performance" indistinguishable from the Goodall.If you have nothing better to do with your time than waste it listening to pointless, meaningless "music-making," or you enjoy staring at a blank wall, you will no doubt enjoy the Goodall Ring. If you believe your time should be more-profitably spent, there are more-entertaining, more-stimulating versions available.As Gertrude Stein said about Oakland -- "There's no _there_ there."
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