Title: Boooooooorrrring
Product review: Reduce this book by 50% and it would still be way too verbose. The first narative was able to maintain my interest from time to time, but the second two just overwhelmed me with needless boring nonsense. I was waiting for the blundy girl to be narrator, that may have spiced things up a bit. What an enormous waste of time. Fingerpost, I gladly give you the finger.
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