Title: What A Turd!
Product review: Dear Consumer,Run for your very life. I am the bewildered owner of this crappy cell phone. This device is the modern equivalent of, well, (insert your favorite torcher device here.) The heinous organization and navigation of the phone book, and the various settings menus is enough to make your teary with insanity. Even the ring tones (when the phone actually rings that is) are horribly ear piercing. Friends call and the neighborhood dogs cower. You even have to set the clock on the phone, WTF?! (I know clock setting my sound like a crappy gripe, but it was impossible to figure out how to set the clock.) Oh yeah, and don't expect to make more than one call on a charge because two minutes into your second call you will be deafened by the chime that ends your call as the battery falls as dead as a bucket of fried chicken.
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