Title: After I got this scooter for the ridiculously exhorbitant price of . . .
Product review: $999,599.00 (but it had free shipping), I went the whole route and bought a Stephen Hawkingesque speaking-voice synthesizer so I could scare the dog-tar out of the blue-hairs as I raced down the hospital corridors on my gold-plated scooter.Unfortunately, the first guy I scared was a UFC fighter who clown-stomped a mudhole in my assburger and kicked me into an ocean of pain.
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