Title: Avoid this movie like the, well...you know.
Product review: I want the two hours I wasted watching this piece of tripe back! 45 minutes into this maudlin, didactic, hyper-melodramatic film I was screaming "Die already!" at the screen. A must-see for film students, if only to show them how NOT to put a film together. Save your money and donate it to a worthy AIDS-relief charity. Don't spend it on this garbage.
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