Title: The worst movie ever made....
Product review: Ha ha. OK, years ago I discovered a lovely Queen Kong poster on eBay, and just had to buy it. (I collect gorillas, including King Kong, and just love having the Queen Kong poster hanging on the wall next to it.) But the movie?! It was absolutely painful to watch. Unless you take some really powerful drugs beforehand...you know, the kind that make even the back of your own hand seem fascinating...don't bother watching.If you know someone you really hate, you could strap them down to a chair, tape open their eyes (a la Clockwork Orange) and force them to watch it over and over and over....
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