Title: Worst Dean Koontz ever
Product review: This is a nearly unreadable mash-up of the worst aspects of Danielle Steele, Robert Heinlein and the Left Behind series. It has purple prose, fevered nightmares and an insulting suspension of any effort to create a story arc. I have read quite a bit of Dean Koontz's work and this, this is absolutely inexcusable.
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