Title: Why recommend this to the greatest guy of all time
Product review: This was recommened to J-Abs b/c of his ultra hip cool profile (don't even try to top it-yeah I'm talking to you loser). Oprah talks about a million little pieces but J-Abs is not sure of what. J-Abs didn't know that the O wrote books but appartantly she he wrote like 1,236 books and is still going strong. I'm glad she like a million little pieces cause J-Abs does as well. J-Abs likes when some chump tries to match him move for move on the street corner in a Breakdance showdown. After J-Abs does the worm for 25 minutes the chump usually breaks intoa million pieces. Go J-Abs, go J-Abs go!!!
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