Title: CALORIES!!!!
Product review: As someone who watches my calories I am appalled by the number of calories not only in a serving (a pathetic 2 measly sticks) but in the whole box... a whopping 3000+ calories. I know, unbelievable. It's the asian worlds scheme to make Americans even more obese.'murica. Not even once.
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