Title: Two Tongues Down
Product review: Simmons is no James Joyce, but you'd think even the least agile of wordslingers could avoid making such an outrageous life seem, well, kind of dull. At this point I'd advise Gene to trade in his thigh-high dragon boots for a pair of Reeboks -- but I remember thinking something along those lines about 20 years ago, too, so what do I know? Rock on, dude.
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