Title: a must-buy if you like emo crap
Product review: these guys sucked when they were big blue monkey, then they moved to los angeles, changed their name, still claimed to be from st. louis, and sucked even more. newsflash: the lou don't want ya. cut it out. this gets 2 stars for not making me vomit.
Would you say this review depicts the product in a flattering or unflattering light?
