Title: Horrendous
Product review: I picked up this book based on good reviews. I was looking for edgy, original, hard-to-put-down horror. What I got was amateurish bore-fest. This book fails on all counts: silly story, cookie-cutter characters you cant care less about, implausible situations... Example: a guy's wife gets brutally murdered, guy goes traveling, guy comes back home to realize someone's been living in his house, and to find a creepy note about his wife pinned there. Whats does the guy do? Goes into the kitchen and stars washing dishes. Are you kidding me? There's a 7 year old kid in this book that talks and acts like he's thirty seven. The book was absolutely not scary for me. It wasn't even suspenseful enough to keep reading. I gave up after 150 pages, partly due to being bored, partly because the writing was so poor... I'm talking high school essay poor. It's like someone gave a horny, angry teenager a typewriter and said, "here, write a horror story". Seriously, it's THAT bad.
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