Title: Cats and Dogs Don't Mix, Else Go 'MEEEEEEEOWCH!'
Product review: This book's one word sentences and cheap innuendoes are rigorously invidious! Torch of Doom, torch of doom, wherefore art thou torch of doom, with which to annihilate this book!As I read this awful masterpiece, my heart got all melty. Then I realized I was a forty year old librarian, and I made valentines and cookies. Then Ann came over. Once again we became exceedingly gushy. Ann said, "I hear you barkin' big dog!" Almost.
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