Title: I'm with Haschka
Product review: Joe Haschka's review hit the nail on the head. Disjointed and pompous, and the characters are utter cyphers. Blathering dreck with an incredibly disappointing ending. What happens to Andre? We'll never know. And "the Professor"? The one on Gilligan's island had more personality. Dreadful.
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