Title: "Don't Bother"
Product review: An amateurish, plodding and coma-inducing tale that possesses little or no bite. In fact, it's filled with lots of down time, a tedious "mystery", and impenetrable "secret codes". Unless you're the type who likes to use the word, "Dude," in every other sentence, this one will not appeal to you.
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