Title: The only person you'll fool is yourself...
Product review: I bought this because I wanted cool a sounding plot point for a story that I was writing. Maybe the CIA has something that works but this product's only use would be as the hi-jinx in a situation comedy. It didn't work at all and I returned it. I wrote the story anyway, remembering that, after all: it's fiction!
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