Title: It's real.
Product review: My God in heaven, what have I done. I ordered expecting it to be another cheap toy imported from China, but it was real. My God it was real. When I took it out of the box, wind started blowing and the Harry Potter theme started playing. The first thing I tried with it was "Avada Kadavra" on my mom. She's dead now. The Ministry is hunting me down. I don't know what they'll do to me when they catch me, as I didn't even read past the first Harry Potter book. This is my testament. Don't buy it. For the love of all things holy or whatever the hell Harry Potter worships, don't buy it. PLEASE DON'T BUY IT.
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