Title: SLOWWWWWWW
Product review: Did you wonder what this title means? 5 cm per second? Well let me tell you what it means. It's SLOWWW at a speed of 5 cm per second. I can feel it moving so slowly that I just about fell asleep. If I had a booger, I'd throw it at it-that's how much I hate it. One star for poetic language and graphics.
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