Title: Poorly written by a bombastic fool.
Product review: Not only does the author make silly mistakes regarding the facts of the Titanic, his characters are wooden and the plot facile. Someone should tell the author a masseuse is not a man, and that is only the beginning of his incompetency with the English lnaguage. His moralising is pointless and insipid in its superficiality.
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