Title: The guy can't write
Product review: The author is apparently unable to distinguish between important, significant ideas and sheer trivia. It's nice (for the author) to know all those minute little facts. If you are completely unable to write a paragraph with a topic sentence that gives some idea of what you are talking about, and where you are trying to go, you don't deserve to be read.
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