Title: WRONG and NOT IN A FUNNY WAY
Product review: Have you lost what I now laughingly refer to your MIND? Anne (spelled with an 'e') Shirley is a skinny freckled 11-year-old with waist-length carrot-colored hair. Even as an adult, she's described as "slender," and "graceful," and "auburn-haired," NEVER (not even once) blonde or even blonde-ish, and her whole character is utterly at odds with this provocative farm-girl soft-porn. This is just disgusting, honestly, not because the pretty thing you've got pictured is a horrible person, but because the grotesque cliche about busty blonde sex-kittens being better box office is something that Anne's decades of friends have always hated, from jump. This is vulgar. Anne is NOT VULGAR.
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