Title: Ummm...this sucks.
Product review: Yep. Nothing I can say. This sucks. I played it over my friends house. He says it sucks too. Jake and Ted. Wow. Cool cyborg names. Jake looks like Sephiroth and Kate Moss had a baby. The only decent thing about this game is the blood effects. This game tries too much to be a platformer/third person shooter. Don't buy it. It sucks too much to be even looked at.
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