Title: A bad, bad, stupid dog...
Product review: If they had made it into a porn movie, it would have been as bad and boring as 99% of them. However, they went for erotism and they failed miserably. One almost misses the close-ups and other porn tricks.The plot? What plot? Nothing makes sense. It is soporific, sophomoric and utterly senseless. Only one star because we do not have less than that.
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