Title: One of the worst movies I have ever paid money to see
Product review: There are no words to describe how bad this is. Sure it is visually beautiful, but for no discernible reason. Just pieces of a puzzle that don't fit. Why are the haystacks shaped like cones? Why is there a giant iron elephant? The movie is incoherent and poorly acted. I mean, come on - I was a teenage girl not that long ago (the target audience, clearly) and I did not then, and do not now, appreciate being shamelessly pandered to.This is NOT a gothic romance, and it is NOT even a good teenage movie. Go see Jane Eyre or pretty much any John Hughes movie if that is what you are looking for.
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