Title: "More blood, I need more!"
Product review: Just a great game. As kinetically satisfying as popping bubble wrap, kicking your way through a roomful of soccer balls, or bashing an endless supply of piñatas with a hickory bat.Features:* Totally mindless* Adolescently bloodthirsty* NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE* In the middle of fights, your guy hears the ultra-pitch-shifted voice of Ares, god of war, talking in his head about how he needs more blood.
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